The NXT rookies do the whole village.

Spoony | Jun 8 2010 | more | 
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  • http://www.facebook.com/Daxt0r4 Eric Plaisance

    What is the song used here? I know I've heard it before.

  • http://www.boredomsedge.com ObieWanCoyote

    Reminds me of that kid that did that stupid thing at our graduation ceremony… you remember that Noah?

  • godzillaexpert

    Are they on roid rage?

  • http://twitter.com/Steve_Mcqueasy JIm Stanza

    The reactions of the marks in the crowds=Hilarious

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kristopher-Sandoval/1467923430 Kristopher Sandoval

    Enough wrestling. Srsly.

    MOAR WINGZ COMANNDUR

  • mwong04

    this is what happens when they are done with your bullshit

  • thedickster

    I sat through this expecting a joke on the end… I got ripped!!!
    Anyway, dunno what the hell this is about… I assume this is what happens when wrestlers go off script.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Blaed-Hutchinson/1588012330 Blaed Hutchinson

    omg that was f'in Hilarious

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=859910045 facebook-859910045

    It was “Adagio for Strings” by Samuel Barber.

  • thor86

    Samuel Barber's “Adagio for Strings”

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/TheUltimateBastich TheUltimateBastich

    This was actually awesome =D

  • http://www.facebook.com/rdank1029 Ricky Davis

    The only way this could have been better was if you had somehow gotten Daniel's “YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN ME” clearly over the music.

  • http://www.boredomsedge.com ObieWanCoyote

    I can't speak for Spoony, but I do have some stuff in the works. Trying to track down sound bites and work out graphics layout for some things… I guesstimate an arrival date of 2011 =p.

  • The_Stig

    Can this still be considered an Invasion angle if the nobody watches the invading company? Except for the last 10 minutes, this was probably the worst Raw of the year. I did quite get a chuckle watching Rampage act subdued against three guys everybody knows he could singlehandedly eviscerate and tear out their fucking souls. Honestly, how much of a pussy do you have to be to get subdued by VIRGIL? I've also gained a newfound respect for Liam Neeson tonight for not showing up.

    You can always tell that Raw's going to be even worse than usual if the guest hosts show up IN CHARACTER.

    But that last 10 minutes….beautiful! To bad Cena's not going to sell the stretcher job at all next week.

  • mrangrypants

    You know I hadn't really missed watching wrestling when I got rid of my cable. I've kept up on it from reading articles on different websites and watching some stuff on hulu but man this is one segment that I regret not seeing. I did not see this coming and it will be interesting to see where this goes.

  • mrangrypants

    Just listen to Maffew, the only thing Cena sells is merch. He even no sold death.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matt-Bray/42700957 Matt Bray

    This video was funny, the even it self was like dental surgery. They took out the announcers so it was awkwardly quiet for the last 8 minutes. I have no Idea who any of those NXT wrestlers were so they don't stick in my head, all I knew was from what King was saying before he got “knocked out”. I'm just glad they were wearing their armbands so when the regular faces from Raw's Roster came out to stop this event I could tell them apart……except that would have happened with good writing. It was TNA Impact quality.

  • http://twitter.com/Steve_Mcqueasy JIm Stanza

    If other wrestlers would of came out, it would of ruined the moment of the NXT roster basically looking like heartless monsters destroying everyone and everything, this is going to be really hard to top, by far one of the best things to happen in WWE since the attitude era

  • Parkz

    Best part of the whole show was Rampage slamming that guy after breaking free and John Morrison showing off his badass moves

  • ThomasFishwick

    So let's get this straight these guys just invaded the stage, beat up a load of pudgy comentators, threw a few chairs around and then walked off, somewhere along the way someone asking “urm guys, wasn't there a point to make here?”

    “A point? You mean a cohisive narative with logical progresion and development leading to belivable charicters and actions. This isn't drama, THIS IS…”

    Nahhh that jokes dead and should be burried.

    • Anonymous

      Wait, what joke? Pleeeeeeeeeease, do tell! I don’t believe I’ve ever heard it. What kind of joke would be so overused that you would flat out refuse to say it? I must know! This is madness!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matt-Bray/42700957 Matt Bray

    I guess I just haven't been watching enough lately. I would have felt perhaps a few faces would have come out at the very end. Not blowing NXT heat while still showing that faces may care about the brand. I'm not as big a mark for the wwe as I used to be, (My formative years being spent with DX. well written chaos) It all seemed weird I guess and it felt like it went on and on. But like I said I didn't follow NXT. I've paid less attention to wwe since HBK retired. Tho I did mark out quit a bit for my favorite wrestler of all time, The Hot Rod.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ben.serwa Ben Serwa

    The end of RAW this week ruled. It felt like nothing we've seen in the WWE in a long time. They beat up the unbeatable John Cena, completely trashed the entire ring and ringside area, and even CM Punk, a heel with no love for Cena, tried to jump in and got his ass completely kicked. Serena and Michael Cole booked it for their lives. A referee and tons of ringside guys who would never usually get touched got their asses kicked. It felt like the Monday Night Wars again, where anything could happen. It was something nobody expected and it was awesome.

  • foodlespane

    LOL, dude. Stalkerish, much?

    • http://www.boredomsedge.com ObieWanCoyote

      Hehe… so you think I should avoid any “Spoony will come,” jokes with my videos eh?

      I don’t know why I keep picking on Noah… and actually, that was just the first thing that popped into mind unfortunately.

      I tip my hat to you, for being so tactful and yet straight forth with your commentary.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lex-Agan/1500313719 Lex Agan

    Kharak is Burning…

  • godzillaexpert

    Hopefully if they drop the PG rating

  • Eener101

    The cryotrays are under attack, defend them.

  • http://twitter.com/SolidGoldCEO SolidGoldCEO

    Is it true Cena gave the thumbs up after being wheeled out on a stretcher? Why cant that fucker just stay down.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Joel-Martinsson/100001017868380 Joel Martinsson

    I wonder if Spoony is a big fan of Platoon? One of my favorite movies anyway.

    • http://www.foxhack.net/ Foxhack

      That is a powerful movie.

      What’s funny is that I was thinking of Homeworld…

    • Anonymous

      Check out the E.T. review, I think he certainly does ^^ edit: oops that was Apocalypse Now, I get my Vietnam movies mixed up!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anthony-Fonseca/1399641388 Anthony Fonseca

    This is almost as bad as Katrina! Oh god…make it stop!

  • L1nk1

    You just got our intrest telling so little. You must now tell us more.

  • http://twitter.com/SolidGoldCEO SolidGoldCEO

    I would look forward to this angle more if I didnt get the feeling that Triple H is going to come back and save the day.

  • Salenstormwing

    Where's Sally Struthers when we need her? I need her to tell me that “for pennies a day, you can help a rookie wrestler suffering from a lack of Destrucity in the midst of this horrible disaster”.

  • SatyrFace

    They threw office chairs? Bastards…

  • dennett316

    Nope, if they really go off script then it usually isn't shown or is cut away from (WCW being the obvious exception, because no-one in that company gave a shit). This is just a neat, and wholly unexpected way to kick off the NXT rookies introduction to the main roster.

    • http://www.foxhack.net/ Foxhack

      Rookies that will very likely job all their upcoming fights?

  • dennett316

    He's just started filming a movie, and has been spending time with his kids….so hopefully we've got another month or so before that happens.

    • Anonymous

      HBK is gone, so it might be time for HHHeel.

  • dennett316

    Because he's SUPER, THANKS FOR ASKING. ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, HE COULDN'T BE BETTER HE MUST SAY!!!!

    Sorry.

  • godzillaexpert

    WE SHOULD HANG THEM ALL!

  • http://twitter.com/SquarEvil Richard Rogers III

    Oh, come on Spoony! You completely skipped the best part!

    “You're not better than me! YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN ME!”

    Still awesome anyway.

  • http://www.facebook.com/lou.nolastnamegiven Lou Nolastnamegiven

    No! Not the chairs! Leave the furniture alone! *sob!*

  • http://www.facebook.com/SarkisSamuel Sarkis Samuel

    This Raw sucked, the entire show was crap. The final 15 minutes was just another lame attempt at making John Cena look invincible. It was unpredictable and chaotic-sure..but only to a certain point because it seemed really forced. Oh and the 'thumbs up' by Cena at the very end was the topper. What a bunch of bs.
    So now we have pretty much an entire roster of heels, and John Cena is still Mr. Face Of The Company. What the fuck did smashing up the set and ring and beating the wrestlers, the announcers and the referees solve? Absolutely nothing. I remember when things in wrestling had a point, and would lead up to other things..but this was just plain stupid.
    How are they going to explain these actions..by appearing in another ring next week? Why not smash that one? Why even be in the WWE if you are just going to destroy the sets? They were acting like a spoiled child who had his bottle taken away, and decided to throw a little fit to get some attention. Lame.

  • http://twitter.com/Hubbe128 Hubbe King

    Whoa… Now that is… wierd.

  • rudy023

    OH, THE HUMANITY!

  • neoatg

    I saw this and couldn't stop laughing all this is is an excuse to put them all on the roster so Cena can get revenge or some such.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Robert-Windows/100000549370545 Robert Windows

    SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE!

  • Vargtass

    Excuse me for being non-American, but what the fuck is this and why does it make me cry?! =*(

  • oMrHarris

    its a good thing its all fake and acting, because that looked really fucked

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=601255400 Bryn Albani

    The horror…The horror….The horror

    destroying perfectly good office chairs…The horror

  • ZC3

    First interesting thing to happen on RAW in YEARS. Totally made up for the rest of the horrid show.

  • Logion

    Office chairs have rights too!

  • mrcroftlover

    I don't know why but it took me a while to get the title joke, Adagio for strings has been used on everything since Platoon.

  • wdunn

    I'm sick of all you guys standing up for the chairs! MY FATHER WAS KILLED BY AN OFFICE CHAIR!!! YOU UNCARING BASTARDS!!!!

  • americancheeze

    Those fans were shocked and sad because of the carnage, they were realizing that the whle of NXT was pointless, since all the rookies are pretty much on the roster now anyway.

  • Cthulhu07

    Well, I'm all broken up about the office chairs rights….

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Keith-Morse/100000210724047 Keith Morse

    How fucking hilarious is that guy getting choked's facial expression? its god damn priceless. 1:09 – 1:23 + this music = best thing I've ever seen evar.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ramond-E-Wright-Jr/622138763 Ramond E. Wright Jr.

    A great way to end a horrible show. That was the most awesome moment I've seen in the WWE in years, and considering how terrible the rest of RAW was, it was a great catharsis.

  • capthavic

    my god…what have we become? *cries, cradles broken chair in arms* WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

  • areoborg

    My only thought was…

    Why does the guy with the big T on his butt look like he's wearing a diaper?

  • anonns

    Why are people covering their mouths like a tornado hit their homes

    just go back to best buy and staples and get some more chairs

  • dudeboobs

    They're gonna be the guys that put the Undertaker in a “comatose state”. I wanna see Kane rip 'em a new one all at once. Then have Kane be WWE champion. Fuck yeah.

  • goodguya

    Gah! Spoony! I had just gotten that music out of my head from my project!

  • professorb

    Dude, what good would that do? The police didn't show up when Samoa Joe was kidnapped on live TV by ninjas, do you really think they'll care about those smashed up chairs?

  • sassamura

    This is so gay, a lot of muscle guys with underwears bitch slapping each other… I mean really.

  • professorb

    Hey, I hope can we expect anymore TNA episode rants, Spoony! I love those!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=557591952 Christopher Hodgson

    I almost didnt see this as I was ready to give up on Raw when it got to the dance off between Koslov and Santino. But this was a nice change from the usual stuff the WWE do, yes Cena had to get the last moment in with that cheesy as hell thumbs up, but the riot was extremely well done. Especially when you look at how TNA breaks down into riots nearly every week and never looks as out of control or crazy as this. I'm guessing we're gonna have some kind of 'N' stable, but it does kinda make all the NXT rivalries and in fact the whole competition look redundant. Just as long as they dont repeat any of this with S2, and remove Laycool from the show entirely.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Kannebas Izzy Rankin

    John Cena wants you to tell him about Disneyland…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Arjen-Middelburg/832855509 Arjen Middelburg

    pretty pretty pretty pretty dumb

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bryan-Alergy/100000839798634 Bryan Alergy

    Not sure about the other rookies, but Wade actually has not only a job, but a title shot. He seems to be sort of leading them, and assuming they also took out Taker, they are eliminating his possible competition for said title shot. So he has a very clear motive in all this at the very least.

    As for how to explain it? This is hardly the first invasion/revolt angle we've seen. After a few more gang assaults they'll probably come out and claim that they are pissed off because of how the whole NXT experience was just an excuse to humiliate them. Honestly, what does chugging soda and obstacle courses have to do with wrestling? They might even point out how it's still going on “Hey, let's call Mr. Perfect's son McGillicutty!”. A standard youth vs. the establishment movement with the entire first season of NXT as backstory for why they'd be pissed at the WWE. They pretty much took Bryan Danielson's story of hating Miz and Cole and the WWE brass and gave it to the whole group. Then again, it could just be a smart heel with a title shot using a bunch of disgruntled guys to help him get an advantage for his guaranteed title shot. Who knows.

    And MOST of the time heels act like spoiled children who throw tantrums to get attention. It's what gets the audience to want to see them get beat up. As for the point … it got people talking about a bunch of guys that most assumed were going to fade away outside of a couple people. It has people wanting to tune in next week and find out what the heck it was all about. And it's hard to KNOW this won't lead to anything without seeing where it will go. I never underestimate the ability of “Creative” to screw up a good thing, but each rookie has a history with their respective mentors (so with Carlito gone that's 7 guys you can bring in, 6 if you don't count Matt Hardy due to 'suspension'). You have the second set of NXT rookies and their mentors that could be involved. You have Cena and Kane (since they are odds on favorite for being responsible for Taker as well) not to mention anyone else they attack. Striker and King, while both announcers, are also wrestlers who they might make use of for a one night only thing.

    • Anonymous

      It COULD be a groupwide version of Bryan Danielson’s ‘I hate Michael Cole’ angle but let’s be honest, Bryan. Everybody hates Michael Cole.

  • devilfish

    … What the hell? Someone explain!

  • devilfish

    This is so hetero, totally missing the point to focus on muscles and underwear… I mean really.

  • Phrederic

    That would be much more amusing if it weren't for two things:

    One, that joke is played to death, yes, wrestling is very, very homoerotic, most people are mature enough to get over that.

    Two, the wrestlers themselves have made that joke, many, many times, it's not really a joke anymore, it's just…there.

  • The_Stig

    Greased up, half-naked musclebound guys rolling around with each other in their underwear, mounting one another and grabbing parts of each other? What's gay about that? I mean really.

  • The_Stig

    No, it was Michelle McCool I bet. He accidentally sobered up while fucking her.

  • The_Stig

    Let's be honest, those were ninjas. The cops know their limitations.

    • Anonymous

      But what if you’re a ninja and a cop…. :D

  • Poipoi

    I was lost the whole time watching that, lol

  • http://www.gamespot.com/users/cornbredx CornBRED-X

    I didnt really get the point of that but all I thought the whole time was how much that wonderful score from platoon keeps geting over used… alot like that one score from Requiem for a dream. Great scores, which is probably why everyone likes to use them (so much passion behind them you can put it to something stupid and it will still seem somehow disturbing or emotional even though its not).
    Anyway, um sorry I havent watched wrestling since i was 8 so I have no idea what that was about haha

  • Thumper17

    This is definitely a step in the right direction. So, is this going to lead to Cena/Taker/Main Eventer/Main Eventer etc VS NXT. At an upcoming PPV?

  • goodguya

    It's called Adagio for Strings.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Freddy-Duran/100000817426762 Freddy Duran

    Yaaa for 75% fakeness 10% drama 15% actual physicalness

  • beeohthree

    John Cena did a stretcher job for a bunch of green guys…and Bryan Danielson. Wow! That ending of RAW was solid. Saved a pretty bad show. I LOVED Danielson choking out that ring announcer with his own tie. :-) And Tarver looks pretty cool half-masked.

  • dylanconnell

    beautiful, simply beautiful

  • http://www.facebook.com/Novak83 Ed Novak

    You know, I actually caught the tail end of this last night and thought “Holy crap, this looks like it was AWESOME! What happened?”

    I'm not sure if Michael Cole was among the victims, but if he was, NXT is my favorite stable ever.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sebastian-Proano/610127942 Sebastian Proaño

    OK, I'm tempted to do some jokes, but I will go a little bit of a smark here…

    The Bryan Danielson… sorry… Daniel Bryan bit when he screamed “You're not better than me” at Cena was brilliant.

    Justin Gabriel's 450° Splash looks awesome (It's been a while since that one was used on WWE).

    Probably the best angle on mainstream Wrestling at the moment.

    I mean, THAT'S how newcomers should do an impact on WWE!

    Hope you do more Wrestling reviews. Have to admit that I enjoy those a lot.

    PS: Hope that Kaval aka Low Ki wins NXT 2.

  • Anonymous

    That pour Spanish announcer table. Who will stop the violence? WHO???

  • Anonymous

    That pour Spanish announcer table. Who will stop the violence? WHO???

  • Thumper17

    Spoony, please can we talk about my ban? I mean, look at this.

    Sorry Guest, you are banned from using this forum!

    Reason: Flaming, backseat modding, and generally being an ass. You're out of warnings – ban is permanent.

    Your ban is not set to expire.

    This was over a year ago and look at those reasons.

    Flaming – I told a guy to stop doing something that annoyed me, basically, he did a 'Sign Off' sort of after the fact quote, which I found/find immeasurably annoying. Besides that, welcome to the internet, people Flame.

    Backseat Modding – In conjunction with the first point. This is the only truely justified no arguement part of this. Not enough for a perma-ban. Heavy warning maybe.

    Generally being an ass – NOT A REASON. You just can't ban people for that. People are rude. Such is life.

    Like I said before, I was having a bad day and took it out on the forum. I apologize and it wont happen again. You didn't even give me a chance to defend or explain myself. You just outright banned me, you or Scarlett, whoever it was. All I want is like, 5 or so minutes to talk through this with whoever, you, scarlett or even a mod or admin. I want someone to hear me out at least. Can you do that for me Spoony? Can you do a solid for your fan? That out of warnings part. I don't remember ever getting a warning. Not that I didn't, I just don't REMEMBER ever having a PM from a mod saying “Hey, smarten up or you'll get banned.”

    I am asking for 5 minutes, to discuss a trial period or something. Even so, you could have just handed out a really long ban. A Perma-ban should only be used if someone was hacking, spamming or being to the point of causing danger to the site in some way. I don't believe I did this.

    I have donated to you, I watch and enjoy your movies and I have learned much nerdery from you. I beg your forgiveness and again, ask only for 5 or so minutes to discuss with a mod or someone of the ilk my return to your forums.

    Now, I feel I must justify myself. This might be a little sob story, but I pray you understand.

    The school I went too, for four or so years. And was attending at the time of this ban. Was a piece of shit, no budget hellhole. This was for people with learning disabilities, I myself have ADHD and motorskill issues as well as problems with social signals and an anxiety disorder. I feel I've overcome that now, a year or however later. But back to the fact. At this school, I was bullied. Bullied without end. Bullied to the point where I was constantly in fights cause I just couldn't handle it, bullied to the point I would just skip three days of school at a time so I could calm down, I never felt safe there. Couple that with an abusive, drunkard older sibling (which I may have posted about on the site) going to town on me as well as constant panic attacks. And I had zero nerves. I needed an outlet. That day, I guess it was your site. I'm sorry I did that to you and I'm sorry for anything I may have done to any member of your staff or site. I have since gotten free of that shithole and have calmed, mellowed and am back to my old friendly self. I have just recently purchased some editing software and have begun creating my first review video. Which I had hoped to post here, but will instead have to post it on the TGWTG forums.

    Please Spoony, Noah, Mr. Antwiler.

    Can I get a second chance?

    Thumper17 AKA Tanner Corcoran.

    TannerDVader@hotmail/ymail.com

  • professorb

    True, The_Stig. Very true.

  • wdunn

    Okay, the season 1 rookies wanted to make a statement so they destroyed everything in sight.

    On tonight's (Tuesday's) NXT, the pro's destroyed the rookies to make a statement to the season 1 rookies and the new rookies.

    Then on Wednesday (today) Vince McMahon rolled around naked on $100 bills laughing about how stupid we all are for watching this crap.

    Oh, and a lot of furniture was hurt on Monday…I mean a lot…I mean shit…but I bet ya $10 bucks one of those busted chairs is going to be up on they're stupid bid site before too long. I mean fuck…you can buy Mae Young's thong on there…yes…I own a pair. But fuck, I was bored and had $2 that was burning a hole in my pocket.

  • murderouscow

    Oh my god. Not since that one time that Chuck Norris held off Bam Bam Bigelo and King Kong Bundy then kicked Jeff Jarrett in the chest to help Undertaker win a casket match against Yokozuna has anything quite so shocking occurred in WWE. Such madness!

  • the_z

    Maybe Noah just doesn't like you.

    Ban explained.

  • the_z

    And the cotton candy trees.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Justin-Patrick-MacIntyre/726213185 Justin Patrick MacIntyre

    he feeds on your tears

  • Thumper17

    Feeds on my tears. lol.

    Well I didn't really do anything THAT bad. I just want 5 minutes to discuss the situation. I'd never outright ban anyone without some discussion first. I think you could just ban people for a full year if I was hitting the right cord, that'd be fine. But I don't like banning for good. Unless it was for the reasons listed above.

  • ThomasMink

    lol
    Sorry, but that's all I can really say… except that on a different note, that's probably the best bit I've seen on a wrestling show in over 10 years. Still not saying a lot there, but there it is anyway.

  • zeekthegeek

    It's not /from/ Platoon, it existed long before Platoon. Platoon was just another 'over use' of it :P

  • NoTimeForThatCrap

    Ah,uhm, yeah. Here's a better idea.

    How about no?

    How about take responsibility for being an asshole that got banned for precisely valid, called for, and necessary reasons?

    How about you admit and own up to the fact that you are a horrible poster, and a worthless douchebag on the internet that got exactly what you deserved, and that you have in fact, long since run out of chances after proving that you deserve no more of them.

    And how about drying those tears, picking your ass on up, and saving some dignity for yourself and get the fuck on out of here, instead of interrupting unrelated videos with your pathetic and frankly, sad, self-centered need to whine, cry, bitch, blubber and act entirely butthurt for a situation that you, in all actual fact, brought entirely on yourself.

    So yeah, How about that?

    Actually, don't answer. It's a rhetorical question since your response isn't nessessary. You'll take it, accept it, deal with it, and like it. Life is hard, life isn't fair, life sucks and then you die, ect, ect.

    So, good bye, farewell, alvederzane, get lost, grow up, build a bridge, get over it, and then get lost again. Have a nice day. Thank you, drive through. Go directly to jail, Do not pass go, Do not collect 200$. And good riddance, Thumper17.

    Let thy name forever ring out in the hall of shame, and may god have mercy on your forsaken soul, wherever it may slink to.

  • NoTimeForThatCrap

    You have those statistics entirely backwards.

    You ordered them as 3, 2, and 1, when in actual fact, the order is 1, 2, and 3.

  • NoTimeForThatCrap

    Aw, cheer up. Your next comment may be substantially less dumb. It may even have an actual point to make, next time. But only if you try harder.

  • NoTimeForThatCrap

    This just in.

    You are not nearly or remotely as funny as you think you are.

    Film at 11.

  • NoTimeForThatCrap

    I like how the fans planted in the audience have become better actors than most of the talent Vince keeps on the roster, these days.

  • Thumper17

    I never cried? I am honing up to the fact I was an asshole, and I want to change.

    Whoever you are, you had no call to be so rude about it. I was not butthurt. Confused and angry with myself yes. Butthurt, no. That entire second to last paragraph by the way. That was a GIGANTIC go fuck yourself moment. Absolutely no call at ALL for that. I'm not a troll whining and begging. I wrote out a giant apology and requested 5 minutes with a mod to discuss coming back on possibly some kind of tight leashed trial.

    As far as worthless poster goes? Everyone is a worthless poster. It's the internet.

    I don't want to spam, but I want a mod to take notice and at least send me an email if not have a conversation on Skype. Did you even read my post? I completely owned up to my actions I was an asshole. But that doesn't mean I can't dispute whether or not I felt it unnecessary.

    Where do you get off telling someone off like that? How about YOU get banned for generally being an ass.

    The first message I posted wasn't very big or explanatory. And I wasn't coming right back on the site after being banned. I took the ban, carried on, and a year later I want to make amends. I want to come back to my favourite site and prove that I'm not the asshole who was banned anymore, I want to kick my past selfs ass as bad as anyone else.

    So can Spoony, Scarlett or a Mod/Admin please shoot me an email so we can discuss this? I really don't want Spoony to think of me as an ass and would feel infinitely more comfortable posting a video to TGWTG with the hopes of becoming a regular if I could get back on somewhat friendly ground.

    If on the off chance I do become part of the site and somehow end up at the three year anniversary, I don't want to introduce myself as that guy you banned.

    So an email, or 5 minutes on skype, thats all I want. Let me redeem myself.

  • jetman123

    No. God no. Not the chair.

    YOU ANIMALS.

    IT'S ALREADY DEAD!! IT'S ALREADY DEAD….

  • jetman123

    I'd say don't dig yourself deeper, dude. If further inflammatory remarks come your way, just take a deep breath and walk away.

    I hope you do get a second chance, honestly. It's good to know not _every_ guy who's an asshole on this site is an irredeemable fuckwad.

  • Thumper17

    Good to know someone is on my side.

  • devilfish

    America is a strange land with strange people.

  • devilfish

    “Besides that, welcome to the internet, people Flame.”
    “People are rude. Such is life.”

    So it's understandable if you do it to someone, but if someone does it to you it merits a multi-paragraph response?

    Other than that, I can't fault people for wising up and trying to redeem themselves. Kudos for that. I don't know the situation, but if everything you say is true I have to applaud you for wanting to be better. That alone puts you above some of the internet denizens. But the world (and the internet especially) is a pretty unforgiving place. Sometimes you don't get second chances no matter how much you've changed. That, and there are better ways of contacting someone.

    I hope it works out for you and you can get past that awkward phase in your life, but if it doesn't happen on TSE, well, such is life. Good luck. And kudos on wanting to be better.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Joel-Martinsson/100001017868380 Joel Martinsson

    That's great, counter a lame joke with an equally lame one.

  • Thumper17

    I probably should have chosen better wording for the reply. I apologize.

    I'd really like it if someone that supports my cause could post this on the forum itself? Maybe that would have a better chance of the mods seeing it. I dunno. Is their some way I could contact spoony more directly? I really didn't want this ending up all over his website. I know of three people, including you devilfish, that in some way respect and wish luck for me.

    Now if only Spoony or an Admin could give their thoughts.

  • devilfish

    It's been made pretty clear all over the site and forum that Spoony is very, very busy and doesn't have the time to deal with things like this personally. That's what mods are for. I'll try to contact one of them for you.

  • Thumper17

    Thanks dude. Give them my Skype and Email.

  • Poipoi

    I do hope you are giving a chance. You do seem to really mean it. Everyone deserves a chance and even I've put my foot in my mouth from time to time,

  • johnnycumlately

    hey guys i got a really fun and super duper cool game we can all play im really excited to share this with all of u! Its called lets be creative and make up our own jokes and if were not that creaitive stop with the pitiful attemps at humor! Just about every single post is almost a carbon copy of the last post, just worded a bit differently. i read 'chair and “office chair” and “NOOOOOOO” and “oh god please not the chairs” so many times it made me wanna puke…

  • http://twitter.com/Mohia_Keria Mohia Keria

    God dammit Paul I told you not to inform the guys about the late shipment of Speedo's

  • batlashes

    The guy with the afro looks like Tom Hanks! xD

  • Thumper17

    Thanks, so that's four people.

    What's going on with it guys? Any news? And I saved what I wrote in the flagged comment, so I can repost if necessary.

  • sassamura

    What is going on? Do I have to ready all of it?

  • Thumper17

    What are you talking about Sassamura? Are you a mod? Just email me.

  • http://www.gamespot.com/users/cornbredx CornBRED-X

    Just wanted to thank you for clearing that up.

    Seriously, I didnt know that, first time I saw it was when I was a kid and saw Platoon. It was one of my favorite movies as a kid (its not the greatest Vietnam movie, I know, but its one I found the most relatable to me and strangely more so after I went to war many years later).

    Anyway, thats good to know. Also, so I dont seem like a jack ass and double post to the guy below me, thanks I never knew the name. I now feel doubly educated =)
    Learn something new every day hehe
    Thanks again.

  • Cthulhu07

    Not a fan of chair jokes, huh? Well, let's try something different then. How about this….

    Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other “Does this taste funny to you?”

    See. No chairs:D

  • devilfish

    Thumper, stop posting here. It's been reported, we've done all we can and they're looking at it. At this point you're only making things worse for yourself by posting more. Just be patient. If something happens, good. If it doesn't, move on. But this is where people come to discuss footage of big shiny men hurting each other and destroying various types of furniture. Not the place to discuss your ban. So hush.

  • lkraider

    Yeah, it's actually the music /from/ Homeworld ! ;P

  • http://www.facebook.com/Kannebas Izzy Rankin

    And John Cena didn't even get… his rocket chair.

  • http://www.justin.tv/imagoth2004 imagoth2004

    Finally someone else knows the name!

  • http://www.facebook.com/rvd42387 Brad Belanger

    Well its official spoony, WWE has legit released Bryan Danielson because he choked Justin Roberts with his own tie on monday

  • http://www.facebook.com/ajprime Aaron J. Bryant

    Greatest ending of raw ever!!!! The rest of the show was pure shit!!! Bryan Danielson FTW!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sebastian-Proano/610127942 Sebastian Proaño

    I can't believe the utter STUPIDITY of WWE.

    They create such a buzz with two of the best storylines on mainstream Wrestling (Cole vs Daniel Bryan and now the NXT Invasion) just to fire their most over new talent?

    Why? Because Byan choked Justin Roberts with his own tie? Are they MORONS!?!?

    IT'S A WRESTLING SHOW, PEOPLE IS BEING PAYED TO (pretend) HURT EACH OTHER!!!

    I know that the PG rating is to avoid problems to Linda McMahon in his Senate Election or whatever, but this is getting beyond stupid.

    Why don't just turn WWE into a slightly butchier version of Barney and get over with it?

    It's true what Jim Cornette said in an interview. Right now, fans know more about the Wrestling Businnes than the people working on it.

    DAMN, they are idiots…

  • http://www.facebook.com/Kannebas Izzy Rankin

    Danielson's tweet of “The winds of change are stirring” is bit too cryptic. So, despite all of the statements that've been released, I still think WWE is working us.

  • The_Stig

    I've just had an insane idea: We should all petition the WWE to make Doctor Insano a guest host of Raw.

  • http://twitter.com/TheMasterpieceP Casey Mason

    Ratings speak for themselves, that segment got a 3.9 rating. Even Stone Cold couldn't draw that.

    I really hope the Danielson release is a work though, there are some things that point against it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503506165 Robert Benton

    You guys do know WWE banned choking like that since the whole Benoit incident right. Well before Linda ran for senate and before the PG era. It has been well known.

  • KevinSutton

    I think the whole business is a work. It's too stupid, too reactionary given his work record, and too contradictory given the things they've done in the recent past.

  • TheCrowFairyTale

    One word, “EPIC!!!”

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/IJ5QVF56YU7JCFOCFUZDZK2U6A eric finger

    Ok, a prime example of one of the reasons I don't watch wrestling… 1:12-1:23. Now imagine for a moment that this scene is not from wrestling, but rather… let's say prison.

    What is taking place?

  • http://twitter.com/JoeyBurt JoeyBurt

    How could they? How could they….throw office chairs!?

    Bastards…..hartless bastards!

  • Jumpooleez

    Bout damn time.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=507957935 Brendan James Griffith

    Dig the music for this. Too bad what happened because of it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=507957935 Brendan James Griffith

    Dig the music for this. Too bad what happened because of it.

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