I love you, Spoony, but I don't think I'm yet able or willing to have another encounter with The Grass, let alone film it. My physical inflictions were nothing compared to the psychological trauma and the multiple emotional crises that followed it. You'd have to be one Bad-Ass Motherfucker to go head-on into a fight with The Grass.

Damn ! thats an Awesome soundtrack you play during the credits ! there is it from ? i simply MUST know ! tell me or i will cultivate My grass into even more deadly Monsters! ( they will force you to watch Wing Commander before they Kill you ! )

Love your Stuff Spoony !

MAX 6 signed pictures? Thats a little snobdouche of you, cant take the time to sign some stuff for them? plus YOU'RE sending THEM. sheesh, celebs….

Is it just video entries you will be accepting? Or can people submit still images like photographs or cartoons?

I accept your challenge, now just direct me to where to get the PC version of this game so I don't have to dust off my dad's commodore 64 :P

That grass is ass!

Ah… I even have an idea already… Too bad I don't know anyone besides myself who would be willing to act.
And a one-man show isn't gonna work… Clever editing and hats perhaps?

How many have you just sent to their death, Spoony? The grass knows no fear, no pain. This foolish quest will only result in more dead adventurers. I pray for them all.

Curse my lack of Camera, the prize lays out of my reach. Still Badass spoony. very Epic conflict, nerd vs grass.

I've been saying this for YEARS! But it's not just ANY grass, it's Zoysia Grass. Zoysia is the worst. Back when I lived in Indiana the grass was nice and soft, but once I moved to Missouri it was all Zoysia. Zoysia grass is like a million little knives and it's impossible to kill, we tried! It utterly ruins childhoods and is one of the reasons I stay inside. Seriously, we tried SO HARD to have squirtgun fights but the Zoysia would stick to the skin, cutting into it and making us bleed. Imagine hundreds of paper cuts all over your body. This is the torture of Zoysia.

…I'm being completely serious. Fuck Zoysia!

floor is still a little better imo, at least grass would have some way to attack you, with some weeds or something. But the floor is level, how the hell could it attack you lol

The music is from the Evolution soundtrack by John Powel. The song is called The Fire Truck (don't ask, watch the movie). The soundtrack in question is brilliant and the movie is pretty fun too.

How many Spoony followers will be forced to wear the shirt “I fought the Lawn and the Lawn one?”

…

was I waiting three years to make that joke? Probably

I can't decide if I should bust out my collection of light sabers or go old school cleric on the green stuff.

but smoke can kill you by being noxious :P

how about… a puddle! a puddle filled with murky death!

proof you have a life: you didn't say first :D

Ah I wish I had a camera…. and some friends as dorky as I am to actually go along with doing epic battle against our lawn. >.>

D: i don't have grass….i live in a desert too!

Let us ride into battle my comrades! Ready thy blades! Tonight, we dine in the backyard!

ah piece of cake :) just make a let's play of the epic final fantasy V battle against the dragon grass! =O

Hmmm Killer grass. Do i smell hidden DEA anti drug propaganda?

I really hope someone films themselves trying to resist the allure of their marijuana stash, fail miserably, and die by having their head eaten by a bong.

Wow, the music is from the movie Evolution starring David Duchovney. Seriously obscure sound pick, man.

I mow my Lawn once a week.

My girlfriend lives on a farm… SHES SURRONDED! I'M COMING BABY! HANG ON!

Lawnmowers are to grass as shotguns are to zombies.

Oh jesus! We're all surrounded! Tell Spoony's robot I love him!

Good God man, are you telling me you're trying to domesticate this menace? It sounds impossible but perhaps with SCIENCE we can bring an end to this destructive conflict.

FUCK.

I live next to a golf course. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit DX

My god we're not safe anywhere…first the floor now the grass AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

You forgot the most important one: Grass!

so grass is going to fight against itself.

Lawnmowers will only slow it down.
I have learned in my travels that the only way to truly destroy grass…is to BURN IT!
*BAWK-KAAAAW~!*

Well Spoony, as someone that also lives in AZ we do have the Phoenix lawns. You know, patches of dried up semi-dead grass next to large patches of dirt.

My god the grass could be working with the dirt!!!

I recommend fire.

WTF?
I'm unfamiliar with these old Ultima games but, why was your 4th player called Grass? This is a joke, isn't it. Not that goading people to battle grass on video is not a fantastic idea, mind you.

You're fucking with us!

You know, I'd love to have one of the spoony spoof posters for my wall. Are there larger versions of them or are the small thumb nails on the side bare the only ones.?

i admit i hate arrogant bastards but people who insult them are obviously butthurt, ego maniacs themselves. this isnt a “stunt” like u call it. it seems rather fun event actually

Well ya, I mean Spoony would have to be the first guy in history to give out autographed pictures of himself to his loyal fans. Believe it or not dickwad, MOST people consider that more than enough of a prize from him. Hell, just being ACKNOWLEDGED by him is all some fans want. He's not gonna award us contracts to Channel Awesome. He's not gonna give us multi-million dollar awards. The guy is just trying to help expose young film makers to a new audience, reward them for their efforts, and entertain his fans with some over the top insanity.

So please, do us all a favour. Leave this site, never return, and continue to suck Irate Gamer's cock like the good little troll you are.

haven't watered in a week and a half…grass is as yellow as my piss

on the other hand if by “Grass” you mean “Weed”, then “Make love not war dude”

Awsome, love to do it, man!

BTW, does anyone know what that music you had in the background is? I might use it in the video.

I'll join, not because I want a prize, but because I know that I'm going to win.
You saw it here first people.

SAForums are *always* SRS BZNS -:F

I see this horribleness every time I drive down the streets here in Mesa. It's clear that grass and dirt are…

>^>

<^<

…in CAHOOTS.

Take your own advice instead of sitting around and bitching. Probably just upset that you can't get a picture because you lack the creativity to make a video ^.^ What kind of sad, friendless, troll takes the time to make up a new, pretty much anonymous account just to complain about a prize for a competition he has no interest in. You don't like what Spoony does? Fine, go someplace else. Will make this website a better place.

Thats what a comment section is meant for, to make comments. People should be allowed to make it from either side of the spectrum.

And you forget that any revenue is split into those who work with him (scarlet) because it is a self employed job spoony has to pay taxes quarterly . yes he has to pay taxes 4 times a year and they are by means no small ammount. lets take count that he has to invest into his own social security. health insurance and his own expenses to work with. oh throw in if he wants to invest in 401k it all goes on what he invests.

hes not working for a company that does pay aditional to your social security. pay part of your taxes, invests in your 401k and pays a substantial ammount of your health insurance that you choose. Theres alot of crap around the backround that suddenly make that 6k a month you claim he gets out of advetrizements alone to a much smaller ammount. having many family who have thier own jobs wither be my uncles who have trucking buisnesses or my brother who makes games for the iphone/ipad/ xbox arcade ect. . they can make alot of money but all the deductions that come sever the real ammount they made. seriously if your so against spoony that hes making a shitload of money you may want to think otherwise on how much hes really making at the end.

oh he may even have to pay for an accountiant to keep track of what he makes and help prepare his quarterly taxes which well is another investment he has to pay for.

Look man Im not going to start an argue with you, but Im just going to say this: Spoony gets pay for all his hard work, do you know how many videos he produced? Do you know how many articles he wrote? Do you know how much time he has spent on building this site? Is that worth 6000$ per month (as you say).?? …Fuk yeah!!! You are just jealous because you cant produce content and you came here just to talk $hit. Spoony is not robing us, this money doent come from your wallet, he gets money because he works hard, I would like to see your site…You also comment that he has videos with very little content, dude have you ever seen how long they are, some of his Vlogs are more than 40min. How many guys have Vlogs on silly things? Spoony does it well. To finish my idea, I dont know if Im going to do the video on the grass fight but if I do it, it will be because I want to. not to get recognition or anything. Have a good day TROLL….Spoony you rock!!

Evil one or regular?

Goddammit! I have access to the perfect weapon to vanquish the grass with! …But I don't have (legal) access to a sufficiently grassy field nor a camera of sufficient quality to film it.

But I'll throw out the idea just in the hopes that someone who might have access to all three will be able to do it. I would take on the threat of the grass… WITH A SPRINT CAR! Yes, folks, a dirt track sprint car is the greatest weapon to destroy the grass with! Go, all you adventurous young sprint car drivers! GO VANQUISH THE GRASS!!!

I guess you don't want anyone to make money easier than you, here I got an idea stop using your computer because you gave money to the company that made the parts. Stop using your internet provider because your giving money to them. Stop using your electricity because your giving money to the electric company. Stop using your sinks, showers and restrooms because you've got to give money to use them. OH I KNOW stop paying taxes because you got to give it to the government just because you don't want someone making money easier than you.

seriously point me out to all these amazing tax breaks self employed people get i would love to share all this glorious information to my uncles and brother and other family members who are self employed. imform youtself better before making big claims. now all self employed jobs qualify for those claims. plus tons of other expences which you refuse to take into the picture.

so you dislike him we get it. you say this is easy anyone can do stuff. if so then why dont we all become internet reviewers and make hoards of cash reviewing things. we will all be stinking filthy rich.

oh btw you forgot to include paying services to run the server that hosts this site. plus many other things involved that have to be payed. you know no one hosts webs sites like these for free. much more. no one mantains them for free. look into the bigger picture there so much you leave out. you have NO idea.

So he is winning money, why you care so much? Again he is not taking money from me so I have no problem. I dont see your point in arguing. He is not a smug he is intelligent to reduce his taxes.

Oh, for fuck's sake, are you still going on about this? You've really spent the whole damn day bitching about some “smug, self-absorbed internet personality”? You honestly have nothing better to do? I can't stand Justin Bieber, but you don't see me hanging out on his website complaining for hours at a time, do you?

to you well your showing off your jelousy to spoony its darn obious. where there is demand it will be supplied. its just that simple. if people want spoonys pics , face on a shirt and signed and are willing to pay for it. it will happen. I know there are plenty of people who will go for just that and nothing you can do will change it.

so stop playing the Savior. it just is stupid and really plants you down big time. your only hurting yourself. no one is gonna go. oh that obsure unknown person said this guy is bad i must stop supporting/viewing his work. it doesnt work that way.

one you have no credible evidence of nothing. two there are people who would actually dig to have spoonys signiture on somthing. you wanna know how popular the guy is. did you see BENZAIS auctions the drawing of kickassia where spoony is on the ground insano sproting out about to fight nc. the last time i saw the bid it was going for over 750$ keep in mind out of all of them nc has appeared in a few of them and i belive this is the only one that had spoony on it.

there are people who dig spoony take it as you will but thats a fact. people will pay for this stuff because spoony has gave us hundreds of hours of entertainment over the years.

seriously stop playing this stupid game of the hero, the savior. just making you look bad. heck i have nothing to hide im posting with my real name. not some obscure entity like you.

i guess we fans should just petition to spoony to sell signed merchandise. ill definantly buy some.

I was really addressing what wasaspoonyfan was saying, and he has a point, aside from the unlikely event that more than a handful of people get together to do this there's no harm in handing out more than just the 2 t-shirts he promised, I guess it does complicate things since he's picking the top 3 videos, maybe the guy should work on doing contests better in the future. I'm not really complaining though, it just seems a bit uneven.

Fine, you wanna rag on Spoony for making a buck, that's your prerogative. Personally I don't care if he does either way. I don't consider myself a fanboy, but I like when he puts his own work out over what he's been posting lately yeah, who doesn't. However to sit there and think you can educate everyone on how Spoony's now some cooperate tool, and how we should all know better is just a waste of your time. People with either watch him or they won't. Your comments will, undoubtedly, continue and Spoony will as well. So just save yourself the effort and deal. I don't care what YOU think of him so I assume no one else really does either. And if they're swayed by your nerd rage then maybe they aren't really fans to begin with. And why not make a photo a prize, if people are watching they like Spoony, how well would you fare if you suddenly found yourself an internet sensation? How would any of us? …Just saying….End of line.

Thanks

It really would help of you would clarify your comment as an opinion. Although it is a “bad reward” in your opinion does not mean that it is a bad contest. Maybe you would like money as a reward or a signed “manos – the hands of fate” dvd, thats okay but other people are probably okay with the reward presented here.

Most beginner-filmmakers I know (just 4 ;-)) would be cool with just being aired.

I don't think he is expecting the Lord of the Rings, bro, just that you do your best and give everyone a chuckle.

I'm having a lot of fun doing this short film. If anyone wants to see a preview, check out “A prelude to chaos..” (just uploaded it to youtube).
Thanks!
Mr Samuel.

I wonder if M Night Shyamalan played this as a child.

So I finished my submission… but I’m sitting on it ’till the 21st. I’m hoping for maybe 2nd/3rd here. Maybe?

Shoot, dual post, sorry : /

I’ll choose, THE LAWN MOWER!

What is that music at the end? I HAVE TO KNOW!