Coming Soon: Spoony & Pat the NES Punk review Highlander: Endgame

Spoony | Sep 1 2010 | more | 
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The Quickening was bad, but it wasn’t Bruce “Blue Lips” Payne bad.

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  • http://twitter.com/Pillagerguy Connor Powers

    Worse?! Oh… god…. please no…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Joseph-Deibler/31806865 Daniel Joseph Deibler

    Holy crap I can’t wait =D

  • Anonymous

    That was awkward.

  • http://dragonacesg7.livejournal.com/profile Dragons_Dusk

    On the 10th anniversary of the day that all hope for Highlander stopping to suck died, the Spoony One takes action…

    can’t wait :D

  • http://dragonacesg7.livejournal.com/profile Dragons_Dusk

    On the 10th anniversary of the day that all hope for Highlander stopping to suck died, the Spoony One takes action…

    can’t wait :D

  • Anonymous

    I actually saw Endgame.. not in theaters.. thank god.. on Scifi I think, or I rented it.. I forget. Anyway! Looking forward to it.. though I’ve never heard of this Pat guy until today. Suppose Ill have to watch some of his stuff in the mean time.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ron-Moore/817077660 Ron Moore

    Apparantly, you’ve never seen Highlander: The Source.

  • Anonymous

    Hey ain’t that the guy who was at Comicon with James Rolfe?

  • http://twitter.com/unholyfreak911 Ronny Checki

    Great, another “lol watch me review nintendo games and get mad hurrr” guy. Don’t we have enough?

  • Anonymous

    Don’t you mean, please yes?! :D I, for one, cannot wait to see what atrocities have been enacted upon the viewing public!

  • Anonymous

    Crossovers and Channel Awesome are synonyms. I hope they keep in the soundtrack.

  • Anonymous

    Soon is not soon enough

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jesse-M-Danielson/6028162 Jesse M. Danielson

    Teaser? Spooooooney! WHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY?!

  • http://twitter.com/EmpGonzo Tony M

    I saw this, but I think my mind forgot it as a defense mechanism, just like when my heart stopped itself when I watched The Source

  • Anonymous

    One can only imagine the amount of reviewers needed to survive The Source.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=52000099 Jesse Lifton

    great to see more coming put pat’s voice irks me I don’t know way. Its like i’m either annoyed or bored to the point of sleep. I mean no offense, he just sounds tired.

  • Anonymous

    Awesome.

    Highlander is one of the most amazing movie series ever made, because it’s managed to produce a shittier and shittier movie with each iteration, and considering the SECOND FILM was The Quickening, that’s a truly freaking impressive feat.

    Highlander 2: The Immortals are really aliens and the future sucks thanks to Conner MacLeod, son of Jor-El.

    Highlander 3: Hey, did you know Immortals can use illusion magic? Apparently each Immortal is like a character in Heroes, and everyone wants to be Sylar. Also, uncomfortable and very long sex scene involving Christopher Lampert.

    Highlander: Endgame: The villain stands right at the crossroads of “Fruity” and “Creepy,” Chrisopher Lampert says “Fuck it,” and hands the torch to Adrian Paul in much the same way he “handed the torch” to James Remar in Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, and the Watchers are even more confusing than the Highlander TV series or Buffy could portray, combined.

    Highlander: The Source: They could have replaced Adrian Paul with Dean Cain and none of the two dozen people who actually saw this film would have noticed or cared.

  • http://twitter.com/PatTheNESpunk Pat the NES Punk

    It’s my PATented “I’m so tired that I’m annoyed that I’m tired” voice.

  • http://twitter.com/PatTheNESpunk Pat the NES Punk

    Sylv, I absolutely resent that hyperbole. “Makes Spoony look like the uber-acting love-child of Sir Laurence Olivier and Meryl Streep” is far more accurate. ;p

  • Earthbound_X

    Wow awesome! A review with Pat the NES Punk! I’m a fan of both you guys, so I can’t wait!

  • They Call Me The Fizz

    Two rivals… Forced to join forces to defeat a franchise that… just… won’t… die…

    SOOOOO looking forward to this… Heaven help us if ROB and Burton ever met…

  • Princess Stabbity

    Oh god. I so can’t wait to see this.

  • Anonymous

    This review will be quite a hoot to watch. That much is certain already :D

  • Anonymous

    Incredible, a review with pat!! Can’t say I won’t be enjoying this :P

  • http://twitter.com/MatthewMk2 Matthew S

    OMG Can’t wait!

  • http://twitter.com/Deimos1984ad Zak Mahmud

    I’ll be looking forward to that.

  • Anonymous

    oh my dear lord… this is going to be soo sweet!^^

  • Anonymous

    You know, I was gonna make a comment about “gee let’s see how long it takes for the trolls to start bitching and moaning that “wah wah there’s someone on the spoony experiment who isn’t spoony, we must immediately hate and banish him, while insulting his mother” and making a big douchey stink over him doing a team up with the NES punk” but i gotta say, i;m really amused that you;re paying attention to and replying to these comments. I can’t wait for the trolls to start blubbering out their wierd impotent tiny dicked diatribes about how your presence “ruins the integrity of the spoony experiment” or some such nonsense only to have the actual you pop up and tell them to eat balls.

    man, i know it’s wrong to actually be waiting for a troll war, especially on the spoony experiment (where your average trolls are at least 10 or 20 times the douche of the leading brand of troll) but something tells me there’s some hilarity a’ brewin’ up in this bitch

    i can’t wait for this review to come out, i’ve been looking forward to the latter highlander sequels and this should be a hoot. great review, big crossover, and what is sure to be a wonderful internet idiot sale (for every purchase of a complete fucktard at normal price, you get TWO more fucktards FREE!). awesome-tastic :D

  • Madpotator

    This is going to be awesome!

  • http://twitter.com/SteveJones313 Steven Caulfield

    Wow – that’s a pretty long reply consider only ONE person has said anything. Some guy made a brief comment about the guy’s voice; hardly a troll war.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrew-Philpott/100000038317536 Andrew Philpott

    Poor poor spoony, more raping of his favorite movie.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrew-Philpott/100000038317536 Andrew Philpott

    Highlander: The Source: I think they could have but then again nothing and I mean nothing could save this movie. It has one of the weirdest plots I have ever herd.

  • Anonymous

    i said “waiting for” a troll war. i didn’t say i already saw one. actually the comment i replied to isn’t even something i’d consider trolling, that was just a guy saying he didn’t like his voice. i said that i was going to put a comment up about how i was pretty sure it wouldn’t be a long wait before people started complaining about this crossover for no other reason than…well, like 70% plus of the people on this site throw down over the stupidest shit at the drop of a hat…they even throw down their own hats just to do it. haha

    anyway, i wasn’t really commenting on anything anyone had said up to this point (but you know it’s coming, and if not here, it will be for sure on the actual review, you know it, man) but i was just saying i was amused that the NES punk was actually paying attention and willing to reply on this thread and that it would be pretty funny if some dingus started trolling and he was actually right there to say “hey, fuckstick…shut up” ya know?

  • http://twitter.com/TheShadesAM John Tague

    No kidding, They’d team up with Pollo and create a robot army that would take over all of humanity. Better prep the defenses.

  • Anonymous

    Good morning Spoony and fellow Spooners.

    Damn, Bruce Payne in ANOTHER unintentionally homoerotic film? You’d think after all the “rod” references in Dungeons and Dragons that this wouldn’t happen again. And you’d be wrong.

  • Poipoi

    I am having a fangasm over this preview. lol Its bound to be funny.

  • http://www.mandys-realm.com Mandy

    This is gonna be good.

  • http://twitter.com/CaptainofKrunk Danny Kirby Jr.

    This movie wasnt great by any stretch but it was fun and more like the series. By far not the worst highlander movie

  • Anonymous

    This was the worst Highlander movie! It was simply terrible! And Spoony and Pat will rip it apart! I am happy.

    • Anonymous

      Obivously you have not seen The Source.

  • Jacen

    Holy shit, I thought you’d never get to this movie!

  • Anonymous

    *walks up to the podium*
    *soft nervous cough*

    Hello everyone. My online name is Carteeg (soft ‘g’), and I need to come out and admit this… but I actually saw Highlander: Endgame in the theaters. *emotional outburst of tears* Help me. I can’t scrape it out of my head! *sob*

  • http://twitter.com/PatTheNESpunk Pat the NES Punk

    *hugs Carteeg*

    There there, big guy… I saw it in the theater as well, as did Spoony, I believe. But imagine driving nearly FORTY MINUTES one way to see it, since most theaters were sensible enough not to carry the film. That should have been warning enough to stay away, but nooooo. The drive back home was so depressing that I felt like careening into a telephone pole to end the misery.

  • Anonymous

    Yeah. We had a 30ish minute drive. At least that cinema ‘used’ to have a kick ass concession stand (then AMC bought it out.. sigh). Two others came with me. I was lucky. One is a friend I only rarely see anymore, and the other I soon after married. I think the marriage might had partially been an apology for bringing me to see this.

  • Anonymous

    Is-is he wearing guy-liner?

  • http://www.facebook.com/stukerrigan Stuart Kerrigan

    I actually really like Endgame – it’s one of my favourite films. I am apparently weird.

  • http://twitter.com/VictuzPL Wiktor Jankowiak

    Oh it’s Pat the NES Punk! The guys who’s reviews I’ve been… avoiding… for… erm… some reason?

  • http://twitter.com/PatTheNESpunk Pat the NES Punk

    “Maybe He’s Born With It…”

  • http://twitter.com/LikChan Lik Chan

    WHOA, epic crossover!

  • http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/ Tylarannosaurus Rex

    Endgame was awesome.

    *cough*

  • Simon Gawell

    Oh, snap! Shit just hit the fan.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tyson-Charles-Peppler/675278967 Tyson Charles Peppler

    Zack I think Steven just trolled you…

  • Anonymous

    OH…MY…GOOOOOOOD YOU’RE RIIIIIIGHT!!!! HIT THE DECK!!! PACK YOUR SHIT!! BATTON DOWN THE HATCHES!!!

    no i’m totally kidding, but what you said did make me laugh pretty hard for some reason. haha. i’m actually pretty surprised, i thought the douchebags would be out in force, they always seem to fall out of the sky like russians in red dawn, especially when there’s a crossover/ guest star kinda thing. i would be lying if i said i wasn’t totally shocked at how civil this thread is

    either that or spoony/scarlet/whatever admin is in charge of such things is REALLYquick on the banhammer and they are all already gone. strangely i find that more likely than the trolls just behaving to tell you the truth hahaha

  • Anonymous

    “It was not good.” Understatement of the year?

    The lying ass trailer that showed Kell getting cut in two, then splitting into two Kells, tricked me into thinking the McLeods would be facing some kid of super immortal and they would have to unite to defeat him. I sure as hell didn’t want to see a depressed Connor McLeod giving up on life by being hidden away in a basement. Nor did I want to see Duncan pining over a long lost love, who this time for sure is his true love.

    I wanted to see Connor and Duncan kicking ass. I knew Connor would die, the movie was passing on the Highlander movie legacy to Duncan. It just sucked to me that Connor was depressed and suicidal and just no fun.

  • Anonymous

    Cool. I saw this news on the facebook and yeah I’m a fan of Pat the NES Punk already so this should be pretty awesome!

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/ZF2HHR52GL23PNY7CCE5A77PHI Dylan L

    Is it wrong that I have no idea who Pat is?

  • http://celluloidandsilicon.blogspot.com/ Avenging_Mike

    I like it better in your world.

    Endgame had potential. It did. I’d like to think that somewhere out there in the multiverse, it reached that potential.

  • http://celluloidandsilicon.blogspot.com/ Avenging_Mike

    Heh, I went to see it with my dad, and we had to drive about an hour to go see it, since the theatre in town only showed second-run movies. I honestly cannot recall what we thought of it. We did like the TV show a lot, so I think we just took the stance of “Well, some Highlander is better than none.”

    I’m not sure that’s actually TRUE, but it was our stance.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Oliver-Meyer/1288596186 Oliver Meyer

    And this isn’t even the worst. Holding my breath for “Highlander – The Sauce” (sic!). You’d need an army for that one.

    Here’s an idea, for the 3rd anniversary of TGWTG, you get everyone together to review “The Sauce”. How’s that sound? ;)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rafi-Mankassirain/708048956 Rafi Mankassirain

    Say, I hear one of the bandits in this film is an Ultimate Opportunist… Nah probably nothing.

  • Anonymous

    excellent teamup!!

  • Anonymous

    excellent teamup!!

  • Anonymous

    excellent teamup!!

  • Anonymous

    excellent teamup!!

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