Because I’ll stoop to any level to make an obscure reference!
Very nice. And very funny. So bonus.
Charles Brownson is more epic than Chuck Norris, the forklift song only magnifies his awesomeness
I gurantee this will inspire somone to do a “Tried to kill him with a forklift” montage on YouTube.
He did a good job cleaning up the place,
But his bosses didn’t like him
So they shot him in the face.
*starts to slow-clap*
Got a forklift in your movie? Plan on using it to attack an heroic character? PREPARE TO SUFFER.
MST3K references are always epic. And this one especially (along with Roll Fizzlebeef) makes me happy on the inside. Great job Spoony. Maybe this will calm the Final Fantasy haters. Because it’s impossible to hate MST3K amirite?
He then scuttled away to Emmit’s Fix-It shop…to fix Emmit.
Calling this obscure is like calling Avatar an underrated gem.
you watched this tonight too eh?
…I love you in a totally not-gay way.
(Unless you want it to be a gay way.)
Get set for action, ready for adventuuuure, to get the shiiip OUT OF THE SAAAND
And so forth. Love this little tune.
What are you doing? Are you high? I have the strength of ten men!
Needs more bouncing ball lyrics for folks that didn’t have cable and can only take so much of watching the bad episodes listed on netflix. What episode was this, maybe I can track it down…
hahahahah awesome spoony , I sang at the top of my lungs when i heard this ! :D
lols were had
Good morning Spoony and fellow Spooners.
“Goodbye”? Seriously? Is there some context that makes that work? Because if not, Reb Brown had better one-liners while he was ripping off Predator.
To high consumption of 9 year old Pepsi Crystal? ;)
Spoony, I have a question…
Um, you say you spend 14 hours a day working for stuff on this site. Wouldn’t that mean that by today you might have had a review or something ready?
Nah, guess not. You’re too busy making vlogs, shitty meme videos, and jacking off to riffs to actually work on anything of substance. So, how are you making a living off this site, again?
You should know this by now: when you push Wolf Raider he pushes back.
If you’re looking fo mst3k episode it’s in season 3 ep. 10 Fugitive Alien.
I have a question for you “lolspoonysucks”…
Don’t you have anything better to do than go on somebody’s website who you hate, just to post hate comments about them and make yourself look like a complete ass?
Nah, guess not. I’d have thought you’d be doing something more productive such as learning basic English so you’d know that Spoony should begin with a capital, or out trying to find a partner of some sort, or even jacking off would be more productive than what you’re doing.
YES!! Deathwish is FUCKING AWESOME!!!
You’re seriously telling me that there’s somebody out there who hates Spoony?!
But he’s so cool! How could anybody hate him?
Well, that’s what happens when you don’t announce to your opponent that THEIR WEAPONS ARE USELESS.
This song inspires me to go kill black people ^_^
The only think missing from the song was a “HUZZAH!” at the end.
But this has inspired me to go play Halo: Reach, and try to kill some of the Covenant with a forklift.
I’ve only seen the first one. Which Death Wish is this?
He triiiiiied to kill him with a forklift. *sing*
I love that song XD
almost busted a gut watching Alan Wake and the darkness-possessed bulldozer, not quite a forklift… but close enough for giggles
You say that about every song!
There wasn’t any context, he’s just very polite.
I think it’s the second one since it was on last night during AMC’s Death Wish week!
Seems like someone’s been watching AMC this week XD
Big lipped alligator video?
Haha, I recently thought of a rendition of the song while fighting the forklift-like mecha in Metroid: Other M
This is the song…. about a wussy Samus
Though she’s killed Ridley – Four – Times!
THEY TRIED TO KILL HER WITH A FORKLIFT!
Yes, yes I do ^_^
Any excuse to use that song anywhere is totally warranted. It’s that awesome.
I wouldn’t call MST3K obscure, i’d call it FUCKING AWESOME!
Fugitive Alien 2 FTW!
Charles Bronson vs The Forklift… Who is deadliest? :D
He triied to kill him with a foooorkliiiift!!! Yaaaaaay!!!
Love it, The Forklift song.
HE TRIED TO KILL HIM WITH A FORK LIFT HAZZA!!
Oh lord! This made my day! Nothing puts a smile on your face like singing “HE TRIIIIED TO KILL ME WITH A FORKLIFT!” as loud as you can.
Just imagine if Spoony and Lisa become lovers all of sudden, and them Lisa start to appear in all Spoony reviews, it would be a WOW!
Charles Bronson doesn’t take shit from anybody. Especially not from people with forklifts.
MST3K! How the glorious oder of that show still permeates through the unwashed T-Shirt that is our beloved Nerd Culture.
Now hold still metaphor I want to torture you some more!
Unless of course that man was…
Sleepy-eyed Joel was the best, but Upbeat Mike was OK too. Now everyone hum the MST3K ending theme!! Hmmm Hmmm Hm Hm Hm Hmmmm…..
I was gonna say Crow T Robot but whatever turns you on dude :)
I believe the crook who tried to kill Paul Kersey with a forklift was also one of the bank robbers in Dirty Harry, the one that Eastwood gives his famous “Do I feel lucky?” speech to and he responds “Hey…I gots to know!”
Its a new internet revolution…We will now see 100′s of spoony fans posting their own version.
This is the song about my printer
Its out of paper so i need to put more in
It tried to kill me with a forklft Hazzah
I’m surprised you didn’t do one with The Rock and Mankind’s Empty Arena championship match
This is the song… about Rocky Maivia
Who fought Mankind… During – Half – Time!
THEY TRIED TO PIN HIM WITH A FORKLIFT!
This is the song about final fantasy 14
It really sucks compared to guild wars
They tried to kill it with a forklift hazzah
I have this strange feeling that I just got owned. :D
Oh indeed you did but worry not for I am magnanimous in victory.
Join me in a frosty beer some Chinese takeout and MST3K. Possibly later there will be damn fine coffee, and damn fine cherry pie!
My word my nerd databank of a brain is throwing stuff up tonight.
This song is about Final Fantasy.
Enix rape the games… in the behind.
They tried to kill them with a forklift.
This is the song about final fantasy 11
An epic adventure of confusion and pain
Enix killed the series with a forklift
This is the song, about the tired Spoony
Collecting thoughts, from the PAX Prime!
THEY TRIED TO KILL HIM WITH A FORKLIFT
random but still sucking awesome.
Maybe it’s because I’m such a huge MST3k fan, but I never considered the Fugitive Alien forklift song to be all that obscure. Personally I love: Patrick Swazye Christmas, the Canada song, and, “lah-lah lah lah lah lah -lah lah lah- Crow.”
YES!!! More singing!! =D!!
Good ol’ Death Wish. I grew up on these movies. Wasnt until i was an adult that i stopped and thought maybe there’s something umm…..unethical about running around and shooting people that piss you off.
Oh man, that just made my day.
Oh crap i just watched this episode today. Prince of Space ftw.
Why bother they wouldn’t listen anyways. :D
awwww MST3K!! i have “He Tried to Kill Me With a Forklift” as my ringtone. made my day. not only MST3K but we watched Death Wish in my comic book class because we wanted to link it to Punisher.
I’ve been trying to get it as my ringtone for ages. I just can’t find a very high quality version.
“Slab Bulkhead, Fridge Largemeat, Flint Ironstag, Bulk van der Huge, Thick McRunfast, Stump Beefknob, Crud Bonemeal, Crunch Buttsteak, Blast Hardcheese, Dirk Hardpec, Slate Slabrock, Gristle McThornbody, Lump Beefbroth, Big McLargeHuge, Buff Drinklots, Bob Johnson, Smoke Manmuscle, Punch Rockgroin, and Roll Fizzlebeef”
Space Mutiny was the best MST3K episode ever!
Shoulder goin’ off XD
I’m personally fond of the Poopy Suit song.
If you want a cheezy bronson movie you should check out Mr. Majestyk. Where he plays, no joke, a melon farmer that gets harrassed by the local mob it seems like it should have been a, “A team,” episode except with bronson one liners.
He triiied to kil me with a forkliiift…
Oh Spoony, that was wonderful. XD
I have no idea how I knew, but as the video was loading I just got the impression it was going to be THAT MST3k song. And then it happened, and I held the smuggest grin all could see. Just awesome =D
I love riding forklifts…
That criminal is made of fail though. Forklifts are loud as hell even when standing still and can’t just up, start, and go in a seconds notice to keep the stealth.
I do love the fork lift song. I miss MST3K.
As opposed to that “Philly’s Awesome” song by Carl’s Jr. I mean, don’t get me wrong – I love Carl’s Jr and am not gonna bash the guys who help keep the website costs down for you but am I the only person who muted that halfway through on the first listen and always jumps to mute it when it pops up? The little animations at the end are cute and somewhat amusing for corporate creations, it is just the start of it that drives me to want to drink.
I promise to eat the burger if you promise to please stop starting your commercials with that fucking song. Please?
Normal view! Normal view! Normal…oh wait, wrong song.
This is the song about the vigilante
He shot this man… in the behind
He tried to kill him with a forklift!!
Ah, Spoony. When it comes to obscure references, you’re always reliable.
another sad case of someone who wasn’t ready for some FOOTBALL.
….flag on the moon…
How is MST3K obscure among the type of people who watch your vids?
How come you went for “in the behind” instead of “right on his ass”? Just seems logical to me, is all…
Because it sounds more…..epic?
“Right on his ass” sounds retarded. You don’t shoot on someone’s ass unless it’s ejaculate you’re shooting.
Because no donkeys were involved…
red vs blue advertisement, finally an ad for something that is actually good
love the song
Still playing FF XIV omg this game is sooo good!
Charles Bronson, a man known to hide LAW-missile launchers behind his couch and filling his footballs with plastic explosives. Harles Fucking Bronson Motherfucker!
Wrong movie, Jacob!
Death wish… 2
his daughter, after being raped in the last movie. gets raped and dies attempting to escape.
i still think the gang war at the end of 3 was the best though.
Death Wish 3 is my favorite of the series. Heck, they even made a game of it :D
I like how he got launched out of the fork life after being shot in the shoulder
This is the song about the vigilante
He killed Walt’s dad….
with a shot to the head; because…
He tried to kill him with a forklift!!
if you listen closely, his last words are “gimme back ma boy…”
i fucking hate mst3k i like the films without those pretenious fuck destroying them
LOL You do realize that MST3K is a major influence on Spoony’s work don’t you?
where did he get the unriffed version of the song?
Ah. MTS3K how we love you
Dude, you should do “Aliens”.
“Get away from her, you BITCH!”
This is the song about Ellen Ripley
Protecting Newt from the Alien Queen
She tried to kill her with a forklift!