The Spoony Experiment - Because bad movies and games deserve to be hurt back!

Anonymous

Very nice. And very funny. So bonus.

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_U2GPIZVSN4W4TGCBVTS26ABUTE Michael

Charles Brownson is more epic than Chuck Norris, the forklift song only magnifies his awesomeness

http://www.facebook.com/mattyjay316 Mathieu Jodouin

HUZZAH!!!

Anonymous

Lolzors

http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/F74MD7JZ7TERZCWCHEASWTOIJU rageofkyubii

I gurantee this will inspire somone to do a “Tried to kill him with a forklift” montage on YouTube.

Anonymous

He did a good job cleaning up the place,
But his bosses didn’t like him
So they shot him in the face.

http://twitter.com/EmpGonzo Tony M

*starts to slow-clap*

http://www.facebook.com/people/Allison-Hanna/1460142119 Allison Hanna

Got a forklift in your movie? Plan on using it to attack an heroic character? PREPARE TO SUFFER.

http://www.facebook.com/tjmac510 Travis McCollum

MST3K references are always epic. And this one especially (along with Roll Fizzlebeef) makes me happy on the inside. Great job Spoony. Maybe this will calm the Final Fantasy haters. Because it’s impossible to hate MST3K amirite?

Anonymous

He then scuttled away to Emmit’s Fix-It shop…to fix Emmit.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Dylan-Durmeier/100000427555382 Dylan Durmeier

Calling this obscure is like calling Avatar an underrated gem.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Sean-Lucas/100001284227704 Sean Lucas

you watched this tonight too eh?

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=4812139 Andrew Ballard

…I love you in a totally not-gay way.

(Unless you want it to be a gay way.)

Anonymous

Get set for action, ready for adventuuuure, to get the shiiip OUT OF THE SAAAND

And so forth. Love this little tune.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Purdy/100001228513207 Chris Purdy

What are you doing? Are you high? I have the strength of ten men!

http://www.facebook.com/ObieWanCoyote Christopher Lash

Needs more bouncing ball lyrics for folks that didn’t have cable and can only take so much of watching the bad episodes listed on netflix. What episode was this, maybe I can track it down…

Anonymous

BEST!

http://www.facebook.com/MagnuzGjemli Magnús Bjarki Arnarsson

hahahahah awesome spoony , I sang at the top of my lungs when i heard this ! :D

http://www.facebook.com/people/Tom-Baker/100001128276115 Tom Baker

lols were had

Anonymous

Good morning Spoony and fellow Spooners.

“Goodbye”? Seriously? Is there some context that makes that work? Because if not, Reb Brown had better one-liners while he was ripping off Predator.

Anonymous

WTF?
To high consumption of 9 year old Pepsi Crystal? ;)

Anonymous

Spoony, I have a question…

Um, you say you spend 14 hours a day working for stuff on this site. Wouldn’t that mean that by today you might have had a review or something ready?

Nah, guess not. You’re too busy making vlogs, shitty meme videos, and jacking off to riffs to actually work on anything of substance. So, how are you making a living off this site, again?

http://www.facebook.com/people/Karol-Buczynski/1691971149 Karol Buczyński

You should know this by now: when you push Wolf Raider he pushes back.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Karol-Buczynski/1691971149 Karol Buczyński

If you’re looking fo mst3k episode it’s in season 3 ep. 10 Fugitive Alien.

http://www.facebook.com/RorySlayer Tyler Wildman

I have a question for you “lolspoonysucks”…

Don’t you have anything better to do than go on somebody’s website who you hate, just to post hate comments about them and make yourself look like a complete ass?

Nah, guess not. I’d have thought you’d be doing something more productive such as learning basic English so you’d know that Spoony should begin with a capital, or out trying to find a partner of some sort, or even jacking off would be more productive than what you’re doing.

Anonymous

YES!! Deathwish is FUCKING AWESOME!!!

Anonymous

YES!! Deathwish is FUCKING AWESOME!!!

Anonymous

YES!! Deathwish is FUCKING AWESOME!!!

pariah

WHAT?!
You’re seriously telling me that there’s somebody out there who hates Spoony?!
But he’s so cool! How could anybody hate him?

Anonymous

Lobotomy.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Seth-Williams/15618827 Seth Williams

Well, that’s what happens when you don’t announce to your opponent that THEIR WEAPONS ARE USELESS.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Seth-Williams/15618827 Seth Williams

Well, that’s what happens when you don’t announce to your opponent that THEIR WEAPONS ARE USELESS.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Seth-Williams/15618827 Seth Williams

Well, that’s what happens when you don’t announce to your opponent that THEIR WEAPONS ARE USELESS.

Anonymous

This song inspires me to go kill black people ^_^

Anonymous

The only think missing from the song was a “HUZZAH!” at the end.

But this has inspired me to go play Halo: Reach, and try to kill some of the Covenant with a forklift.

http://www.facebook.com/ThatRedEchidna Joseph O’Neill

I’ve only seen the first one. Which Death Wish is this?

http://twitter.com/KatKaleen KatKaleen

He triiiiiied to kill him with a forklift. *sing*

Anonymous

I love that song XD
almost busted a gut watching Alan Wake and the darkness-possessed bulldozer, not quite a forklift… but close enough for giggles

Anonymous

You say that about every song!

Anonymous

There wasn’t any context, he’s just very polite.

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_AN7NNWIBQIMZHR3HEVRRUA7HOM Fabio

Nice!

http://twitter.com/ScaryReviews Lucas Allen

I think it’s the second one since it was on last night during AMC’s Death Wish week!

Anonymous

Seems like someone’s been watching AMC this week XD

http://www.facebook.com/people/Freddy-Duran/100000817426762 Freddy Duran

Big lipped alligator video?

http://www.facebook.com/people/Billy-Lawler/725003835 Billy Lawler

Haha, I recently thought of a rendition of the song while fighting the forklift-like mecha in Metroid: Other M

They Call Me The Fizz

This is the song…. about a wussy Samus
Though she’s killed Ridley – Four – Times!

THEY TRIED TO KILL HER WITH A FORKLIFT!
They Call Me The Fizz

This is the song…. about a wussy Samus
Though she’s killed Ridley – Four – Times!

THEY TRIED TO KILL HER WITH A FORKLIFT!
They Call Me The Fizz

This is the song…. about a wussy Samus
Though she’s killed Ridley – Four – Times!

THEY TRIED TO KILL HER WITH A FORKLIFT!

Anonymous

Yes, yes I do ^_^

http://www.facebook.com/people/Eero-Helanen/1436594283 Eero Helanen

Any excuse to use that song anywhere is totally warranted. It’s that awesome.
Approved! *stamp*

Anonymous

I wouldn’t call MST3K obscure, i’d call it FUCKING AWESOME!

Fugitive Alien 2 FTW!

Anonymous

Charles Bronson vs The Forklift… Who is deadliest? :D

http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/BIAD3YBXA53OJW3TMXWA3LHHWE Jeremy

MST3K reference

http://vkontakte.ru/id13697531 NocturnalDW

He triied to kill him with a foooorkliiiift!!! Yaaaaaay!!!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Matthew-Raizoku/710678347 Matthew Raizoku

Love it, The Forklift song.

Anonymous

Haha….

Anonymous

Haha….

Anonymous

Haha….

Anonymous

HE TRIED TO KILL HIM WITH A FORK LIFT HAZZA!!

http://twitter.com/emiazla Emily Nicole

Oh lord! This made my day! Nothing puts a smile on your face like singing “HE TRIIIIED TO KILL ME WITH A FORKLIFT!” as loud as you can.

Anonymous

Just imagine if Spoony and Lisa become lovers all of sudden, and them Lisa start to appear in all Spoony reviews, it would be a WOW!

Anonymous

Wat.

Anonymous

Charles Bronson doesn’t take shit from anybody. Especially not from people with forklifts.

Anonymous

MST3K! How the glorious oder of that show still permeates through the unwashed T-Shirt that is our beloved Nerd Culture.

Now hold still metaphor I want to torture you some more!

Anonymous

Unless of course that man was…

Anonymous

Sleepy-eyed Joel was the best, but Upbeat Mike was OK too. Now everyone hum the MST3K ending theme!! Hmmm Hmmm Hm Hm Hm Hmmmm…..

Anonymous

AChuckaNorriis!!!

Anonymous

I was gonna say Crow T Robot but whatever turns you on dude :)

Anonymous

I believe the crook who tried to kill Paul Kersey with a forklift was also one of the bank robbers in Dirty Harry, the one that Eastwood gives his famous “Do I feel lucky?” speech to and he responds “Hey…I gots to know!”

http://www.facebook.com/nathana21 Nathan Allen

Its a new internet revolution…We will now see 100′s of spoony fans posting their own version.

http://www.facebook.com/nathana21 Nathan Allen

This is the song about my printer

Its out of paper so i need to put more in

It tried to kill me with a forklft Hazzah

They Call Me The Fizz

I’m surprised you didn’t do one with The Rock and Mankind’s Empty Arena championship match

This is the song… about Rocky Maivia
Who fought Mankind… During – Half – Time!

THEY TRIED TO PIN HIM WITH A FORKLIFT!

http://www.facebook.com/nathana21 Nathan Allen

This is the song about final fantasy 14
It really sucks compared to guild wars
They tried to kill it with a forklift hazzah

http://www.facebook.com/nathana21 Nathan Allen

This is the song about final fantasy 14
It really sucks compared to guild wars
They tried to kill it with a forklift hazzah

Anonymous

I have this strange feeling that I just got owned. :D

Anonymous

Oh indeed you did but worry not for I am magnanimous in victory.

Join me in a frosty beer some Chinese takeout and MST3K. Possibly later there will be damn fine coffee, and damn fine cherry pie!

My word my nerd databank of a brain is throwing stuff up tonight.

Anonymous

This song is about Final Fantasy.

Enix rape the games… in the behind.

They tried to kill them with a forklift.

http://www.facebook.com/nathana21 Nathan Allen

This is the song about final fantasy 11
An epic adventure of confusion and pain
Enix killed the series with a forklift

Anonymous

This is the song, about the tired Spoony
Collecting thoughts, from the PAX Prime!

THEY TRIED TO KILL HIM WITH A FORKLIFT

Anonymous

This is the song, about the tired Spoony
Collecting thoughts, from the PAX Prime!

THEY TRIED TO KILL HIM WITH A FORKLIFT

Anonymous

ROCKY! (again?)

Anonymous

ROCKY! (again?)

http://www.facebook.com/john.w.wade John William Wade

random but still sucking awesome.

http://twitter.com/StillGaming StillGaming

“Huzzah!”

http://twitter.com/StillGaming StillGaming

“Huzzah!”

Anonymous

Maybe it’s because I’m such a huge MST3k fan, but I never considered the Fugitive Alien forklift song to be all that obscure. Personally I love: Patrick Swazye Christmas, the Canada song, and, “lah-lah lah lah lah lah -lah lah lah- Crow.”

http://www.spazoutloud.com/ SpazOutLoud

YES!!! More singing!! =D!!

Anonymous

Good ol’ Death Wish. I grew up on these movies. Wasnt until i was an adult that i stopped and thought maybe there’s something umm…..unethical about running around and shooting people that piss you off.

Anonymous

Oh man, that just made my day.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Karol-Buczynski/1691971149 Karol Buczyński

Oh crap i just watched this episode today. Prince of Space ftw.
Why bother they wouldn’t listen anyways. :D

http://www.facebook.com/people/Maggie-Nunu-Durnett/543031070 Maggie Nunu Durnett

awwww MST3K!! i have “He Tried to Kill Me With a Forklift” as my ringtone. made my day. not only MST3K but we watched Death Wish in my comic book class because we wanted to link it to Punisher.

Anonymous

I’ve been trying to get it as my ringtone for ages. I just can’t find a very high quality version.

Anonymous

“Slab Bulkhead, Fridge Largemeat, Flint Ironstag, Bulk van der Huge, Thick McRunfast, Stump Beefknob, Crud Bonemeal, Crunch Buttsteak, Blast Hardcheese, Dirk Hardpec, Slate Slabrock, Gristle McThornbody, Lump Beefbroth, Big McLargeHuge, Buff Drinklots, Bob Johnson, Smoke Manmuscle, Punch Rockgroin, and Roll Fizzlebeef”

Anonymous

Space Mutiny was the best MST3K episode ever!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1560217834 Chris Scheetz

Ole!

http://cassave.deviantart.com/ Anonymous

Shoulder goin’ off XD

http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/KNVPRFN4I6T62MS4E24TGCIV2Y Oni

I’m personally fond of the Poopy Suit song.

Anonymous

If you want a cheezy bronson movie you should check out Mr. Majestyk. Where he plays, no joke, a melon farmer that gets harrassed by the local mob it seems like it should have been a, “A team,” episode except with bronson one liners.

Anonymous

He triiied to kil me with a forkliiift…

Anonymous

OLE!

Anonymous

Oh Spoony, that was wonderful. XD

http://www.facebook.com/people/Donny-Young/100000096810075 Donny Young

I have no idea how I knew, but as the video was loading I just got the impression it was going to be THAT MST3k song. And then it happened, and I held the smuggest grin all could see. Just awesome =D

http://twitter.com/ericalvee Erica Vasquez

I love riding forklifts…

That criminal is made of fail though. Forklifts are loud as hell even when standing still and can’t just up, start, and go in a seconds notice to keep the stealth.

Anonymous

I do love the fork lift song. I miss MST3K.

As opposed to that “Philly’s Awesome” song by Carl’s Jr. I mean, don’t get me wrong – I love Carl’s Jr and am not gonna bash the guys who help keep the website costs down for you but am I the only person who muted that halfway through on the first listen and always jumps to mute it when it pops up? The little animations at the end are cute and somewhat amusing for corporate creations, it is just the start of it that drives me to want to drink.

I promise to eat the burger if you promise to please stop starting your commercials with that fucking song. Please?

Anonymous

Normal view! Normal view! Normal…oh wait, wrong song.

http://www.facebook.com/orastella Aileen Mason

This is the song about the vigilante
He shot this man… in the behind
He tried to kill him with a forklift!!

Anonymous

Ah, Spoony. When it comes to obscure references, you’re always reliable.

Anonymous

another sad case of someone who wasn’t ready for some FOOTBALL.

….flag on the moon…

http://twitter.com/MsMeiriona Celeste LaScala

How is MST3K obscure among the type of people who watch your vids?

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=819690182 Fernando Castellanos

How come you went for “in the behind” instead of “right on his ass”? Just seems logical to me, is all…

http://twitter.com/nnecron naofumi noda

Because it sounds more…..epic?
http://twitter.com/MrNamefag Ashely Lutz

“Right on his ass” sounds retarded. You don’t shoot on someone’s ass unless it’s ejaculate you’re shooting.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Christopher-Bertram/100000047597967 Christopher Bertram

Because no donkeys were involved…

http://twitter.com/TehPolecat Kirill Voloshin

red vs blue advertisement, finally an ad for something that is actually good
love the song

http://twitter.com/TehPolecat Kirill Voloshin

red vs blue advertisement, finally an ad for something that is actually good
love the song

Anonymous

Still playing FF XIV omg this game is sooo good!

http://www.cuteoverload.com Jacob Barnes

MEGAWEAPON MEGAWEAPON!

http://www.facebook.com/matti.ylamononen Matti Ylä-Mononen

Charles Bronson, a man known to hide LAW-missile launchers behind his couch and filling his footballs with plastic explosives. Harles Fucking Bronson Motherfucker!

Anonymous

“Rocky!”
Again?

Anonymous

Wrong movie, Jacob!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Christopher-Bertram/100000047597967 Christopher Bertram

Death wish… 2

his daughter, after being raped in the last movie. gets raped and dies attempting to escape.

i still think the gang war at the end of 3 was the best though.

Anonymous

Death Wish 3 is my favorite of the series. Heck, they even made a game of it :D

http://www.facebook.com/dimitrios.papadimitriou1 Dimitrios Papadimitriou

I like how he got launched out of the fork life after being shot in the shoulder

http://www.facebook.com/dimitrios.papadimitriou1 Dimitrios Papadimitriou

I like how he got launched out of the fork life after being shot in the shoulder

http://www.facebook.com/people/Zap-Rowsdower/100000068402682 Zap Rowsdower

This is the song about the vigilante
He killed Walt’s dad….
with a shot to the head; because…
He tried to kill him with a forklift!!

if you listen closely, his last words are “gimme back ma boy…”

Lex

i fucking hate mst3k i like the films without those pretenious fuck destroying them

Anonymous

LOL You do realize that MST3K is a major influence on Spoony’s work don’t you?

Lex

i fucking hate mst3k i like the films without those pretenious fuck destroying them

Scirocco

where did he get the unriffed version of the song?

Scirocco

where did he get the unriffed version of the song?

Anonymous

Ah. MTS3K how we love you

Alex Stockwell

Dude, you should do “Aliens”.

“Get away from her, you BITCH!”

This is the song about Ellen Ripley
Protecting Newt from the Alien Queen
She tried to kill her with a forklift!

http://www.facebook.com/pandamonium411 Amanda Holland

OLE!

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