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http://twitter.com/Keilloh MASTER OF TIME

Haha, love it.
You should do more of these.

Anonymous

Should have added a vacuum cleaner sound effect at the end there haha :)
That’s basically what the movie is about, giant aliens with large vacuum cleaners!

http://twitter.com/Tober Tobias Rasmussen

Love these. Keep ‘em up!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1111748600 Kevin Nightingale

“they sucked his brains out.” so this is either bad sci-fi or the grossest porn movie ever made.

Anonymous

Who says you have to choose?

pariah

So, err… I take it this film ain’t worth seeing, then?

pariah

So, err… I take it this film ain’t worth seeing, then?

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=560472157 Otto Ek

What’s the song in the end? Love it.

http://www.facebook.com/kaknyght Khrystyan Alan Knyght

“Re: Your Brains” by Jonathan Coulton, who also wrote “Still Alive” from Portal. Spoony also used this song in his Samurai Zombie Nation review; it is an excellent tune.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=560472157 Otto Ek

What’s the song in the end? Love it.

Anonymous

Ha excellent. Unfortunate about the movie though, from the trailers it looked rather interesting

Anonymous

Movie isn’t bad if you like sfx and tension/action. Biggest problem for me is there’s no ending. You’re watching the movie and suddenly… CREDITS! Acting and dialogue are sub-par but that’s not what I went for.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Jared-Olson/593510542 Jared Olson

Agreed, I went for some alien action and got it, they just figured the ending would be better over the credits as a set of photos…yeah

http://www.facebook.com/people/Seth-Williams/15618827 Seth Williams

Weird, I got the same reaction from going to see Due Date last night.

Anonymous

Wait… really? I thought this was about aliens…? 0_o

dennett316

Yep, aliens who suck out brains. Just watched Brad’s review and it’s put me right off this one.
- http://twitter.com/startiller startiller
  
  Hmm…I actually feel like seeing it now. I think I can enjoy the movie going in with low expectations :)
- http://twitter.com/startiller startiller
  
  Hmm…I actually feel like seeing it now. I think I can enjoy the movie going in with low expectations :)

http://www.facebook.com/people/Faysal-jiang-jun-Sultan/100000971125569 Faysal 将军 Sultan

Best acting.. seriously

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=616706104 John-Michael Bender

LOL at 5 second movie for a minute 30 in ads

http://twitter.com/ScaryReviews Lucas Allen

Judging by the trailers, it looked like a cross between Independence Day and District 9! I’ll give it a rental.

Blunderbuss

No no no, it’s not a cross between those. It’s a shit movie that rips off every single alien invasion movie ever made but somehow does it so very very badly. It’s not even worth a rental.
- http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Byron/100000212137566 David Byron
  
  It’s War of the Worlds…just shit.
- http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Byron/100000212137566 David Byron
  
  It’s War of the Worlds…just shit.

Anonymous

They’ll keep sucking… and they’ll WIN. Would you like to know more?

http://www.facebook.com/people/Natalie-Jones/100001438912549 Natalie Jones

this movie has suckitude down to a science

Anonymous

Are you sure they’re not just space zombies?

Renaissance_nerd

i knew it was coming but it was still good, heh nice “chuckle”

…see what i did there?

Renaissance_nerd

i knew it was coming but it was still good, heh nice “chuckle”

…see what i did there?

http://bluehighwind.blogspot.com/ BlueHighwind

Brains! Brains! I don’t lie! I eat ‘em till your zombified! If at first you think its strange, you won’t think twice when you don’t have brain!

UptonOGoode

Brains! Brains! It’s okay. It’s not a matter if it isn’t gray, and if at first they think it’s strange, they won’t think twice if they don’t have a brain!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=655594422 Helmz Sea

OH MY GOD THIS 5 SECOND REVIEW IS SOO FUCKING HALARIOUS I’M ABOUT TO BUST A NUT! GOOD JOB SPOONY KEEP UP THE HARD WORK!!!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=655594422 Helmz Sea

OH MY GOD THIS 5 SECOND REVIEW IS SOO FUCKING HALARIOUS I’M ABOUT TO BUST A NUT! GOOD JOB SPOONY KEEP UP THE HARD WORK!!!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Filipe-Isabelinho/100000173498272 Filipe Isabelinho

They lied =( They ate their eyes =(

http://www.facebook.com/people/Filipe-Isabelinho/100000173498272 Filipe Isabelinho

They lied =( They ate their eyes =(

http://twitter.com/EnthalpyH Aaron

I’d skip this one. It was a piece of shit.

http://twitter.com/EnthalpyH Aaron

I’d skip this one. It was a piece of shit.

Anonymous

this movie wasn’t even worth a proper review lol? going by brads review i guess that makes sense

Anonymous

Where’s the alien invasion movie where hot space babes come to suck out our brains through Mister Happy, that’s what I want to know.

Anonymous

I actually watched this on last Friday, knowing what I was likely getting myself into. I think the core idea isn’t a bad one (yes, they want our brains, but that’s not a stupid idea. A bio-mechanical race would probably think of our brains as effective CPUs). It’s the other things that bring this movie down: twenty minutes with jerks, no ending, our protagonists being essentially victims, and a “blow up the momma ship” moment that makes no sense the more you think about it. No, this movie fails, but it hurts more because a more capable writing staff could have made it work.

http://twitter.com/MatthewMk2 Matthew S

Woo!! Starship Troopers! Fuck yeah!

Anonymous

Love that song… That’s gonna be stuck in my head all night now, thanks. =P

Anonymous

Y’know I would’ve loved to have sat in on the pitch meeting for this movie.

- “Okay! So! Aliens invade Earth and they want to suck out our brains!”
- “Alright, I like it! Then what happens?”
- “…Y’know what? That’s enough! Let’s just shoot that!”

http://www.thejhohcableshow.com/trollpolice/ Jhoh Cable

By far my favorite line in Starship Troopers. One day I want to stick my fingers in a slimy hole in someone’s head and say THEY SUCKED HIS BRAIIIIIINS OWWWWT myself. ^_^

Anonymous

The advertisement was longer than the video, always lovely to see.

Anonymous

you could always get ad blocker.
>_>
- Anonymous
  
  I have ad blocker. I just don’t use it because I discovered some of my favourite websites through ads. I just find it a wee bit ridiculous when a video less than 30 seconds long has an ad longer than the video itself.
- Anonymous
  
  I have ad blocker. I just don’t use it because I discovered some of my favourite websites through ads. I just find it a wee bit ridiculous when a video less than 30 seconds long has an ad longer than the video itself.
Anonymous

you could always get ad blocker.
>_>

Anonymous

The advertisement was longer than the video, always lovely to see.

Anonymous

The advertisement was longer than the video, always lovely to see.

Anonymous

I’ve heard that this film is a defo take out your brain and leave it at the door.
Meh what is wrong with screen writers and the studio execs? We want the visuals but we still need a decent story/plot line as a backbone. It can’t be that hard!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001218463429 Tim House

That’s it? They want brains? C’mon! There’s so much more you can do with that! Take the Strogg from Quake for example! Sure, they want brains, but they put the brains into robotic battle armor equipped with rocket launchers and plasma guns and enlist them in the Strogg army! Then they melt the corpse and use the remains to fuel their own cybernetics!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001218463429 Tim House

That’s it? They want brains? C’mon! There’s so much more you can do with that! Take the Strogg from Quake for example! Sure, they want brains, but they put the brains into robotic battle armor equipped with rocket launchers and plasma guns and enlist them in the Strogg army! Then they melt the corpse and use the remains to fuel their own cybernetics!

http://twitter.com/Deimos1984ad Zak Mahmud

Ironside for the win, the aliens will eat your brains with their vagina mouths

Blunderbuss

Oh god, now you’ve given me flashbacks to this horrible film. The brain-stealing bit was the only interesting part but then they don’t even bother to explain why. After all, why waste time explaining cool things when you can have twenty minutes with sleazy LA douchebags?

http://mm-geek.blogspot.com/ Jaebird

So, what? War of the Worlds with zombies? Either way, the trailer still screams War of the Worlds-knockoff to me.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Faas/631136073 Daniel Faas

The entire film, all I could hear was “HerpDerp.. THEY SUCKED HIS BRAINS OUT! derpderpderp….” running through my head.

We love you Michael Ironsides.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Faas/631136073 Daniel Faas

The entire film, all I could hear was “HerpDerp.. THEY SUCKED HIS BRAINS OUT! derpderpderp….” running through my head.

We love you Michael Ironsides.

http://dragonacesg7.livejournal.com/profile Dragons_Dusk

*snickers a lot*

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=614014207 Jack Power

Love the Jonathon Coulton song at the end. I mean, I knew it was coming from the caption, but, still, excellent choice.

As for the movie, haven’t seen it, have no plans to.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=614014207 Jack Power

Love the Jonathon Coulton song at the end. I mean, I knew it was coming from the caption, but, still, excellent choice.

As for the movie, haven’t seen it, have no plans to.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Kholladi-Ezagouri/1609710012 Adam Kholladi-Ezagouri

Awful awful film. Skyline…man that was a long 2 hours…

AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE would be my four word review of that ass-fest.

Good vid tho :)

http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Kholladi-Ezagouri/1609710012 Adam Kholladi-Ezagouri

Awful awful film. Skyline…man that was a long 2 hours…

AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE would be my four word review of that ass-fest.

Good vid tho :)

http://www.facebook.com/people/Sean-Sicard/100001692433698 Sean Sicard

G-tard

http://www.facebook.com/people/Sean-Sicard/100001692433698 Sean Sicard

G-tard

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1628321665 Dave Freakazoid Kooper

Saw this movie today and my jaw dropped with how terrible it was. Best i could say is a made for TV movie. All the stars were from TV shows, Dexter, Haven and Scrubs (am sure they’ve had great movie careers to…) the ending was, well, let me just say i can see where the writer/director gets off with such a BS movie, obviously they visited him first and took his brain. If this was the case, shouldnt all the “aliens” turn on the masters seeing as they all have human brains? I call bullshit on this movie! from start to finish. The aliens looked like they were stolen right out of Crysis, the nuke that took down the mothership, staright from Independence Day, the swarms of smaller fighters being taken down by the drones, again, Independence Day.
Terrible movie, boring, the action was slow and annoyingly bland. Bad bad movie!

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