It’s wonderful to see you do another movie review, I really enjoy these. It is also great to see Insano get some screen time!
Dungeons & Dragons has been so horribly mistreated every single time something even attempts to portray it that I have really lost hope in a good adaptation being made (unless possibly if the venerable Spoony One were to try his hand at it). It seems most directors just miss the point entirely of what DnD is supposed to be.

This was pretty funny, I loved the reference to Kickassia

This movie was on netflix a few days ago. it’s probably still there. but fuck it.

Insano was quite awesome in this review. My only problem with him as the ‘villain’ here was that he used ONLY a gun in the one scene. You’d think some sort of death ray or more…creative weaponry would be on the table with Insano. Also surprised to see no Burton or Insano’s ‘child’ here :(. I mean…wait isn’t Insano pissed at Burton considering he killed off his kill Spoony plan with that self-destruct system?

Noah, by my count this makes 3
I think it’s time you drop this bad gag. You need to get Beyond Thunderdome

Wow… I never knew Adam Savage picked up his iconic line from such a horrible movie….

I’m just going to throw this out there. This film was not passed around from director to director as some people seem to think. The reason for 7 directors is that each challenge was treated as an individual segment and each of these segments was written and directed by a different person, which seems hard to believe given that they are all so similar. I’m not defending the film as it is indeed terrible, I’m just clarifying this point, even it the reason for it is still stupid.

Also, for any cinematic masochists who actually want to see this film and have a Netflix account, it is available on streaming currently. Seeing as it has never been released on DVD and I assume the VHS is rather obscure I’d guess that Netflix is about the only way you can see it right now.

I look foreword to Insaneo taking over the world. it will make things more awesome.
Also is it just me or was that Wolf from Star Fox 64?

Snoony, that was Albert Fish in the cave. A child rapist and serial killer. Not, in fact, Einstein.

Snoony, that was Albert Fish in the cave, an infamous child rapist and serial killer. It was not Albert Einstein.

“Flashbang protection”

GOOD

Tell me I’m not the only one who thinks that the villain here looks like General Katana from The Quickening.

Is it me, or did you slip into your normal voice a few times. I know you’ve said previously that the Insano voice is a bit straining to do, so I was just wondering if was a goof or whether you’re planning something.

It’ll be interesting to see though.

Really like the review, the only complaint I can think of is the jokes done in the normal Spoony voice that seems i little bit out of place, otherwise good show!

The Power Glove, it’s so bad. Also, I love the ending with Bennett, since it reminds me of the ending of Buffy the Vampire Slayer film.

But, anyways, this movie was bad, and I’m sort of surprised it never made it to MST3K, because it’s more than bad enough to have been MST material.

Am I the only one that was BEGGING him to transist to Inuyasha and Kagome screaming eachother’s names? :(

NOOOO! Insano has teh herp. :(

This Movie looks awesome! I need to find it. Was it ever released on DVD? Anywho, great as always Noah.

It was kinda weird to hear Spoony’s voice over the actors instead of Insano’s pretending to be the actors. I think the first Insano review was overall better, but this was pretty good too.

Why does the doctor have herpes?

Nice Family Guy tribute at the end. :D

Nice Family Guy tribute at the end. :D

Wow; I remember picking up this movie many years ago but then putting it back on the rack because I had second thoughts about it. I am glad I listened to my inner movie critic. Dr Insano thank you for this well scienced review.

Good afternoon, Spoony and fellow Spooners.

If Spoony was implying that he’s going to review the D&D movie, I’m kind of torn on this. On the one hand, I’d love to see what he comes up with. On the other, he did such a great job riffing it several years ago that I’m not sure what the point of a review is.

Wow; Dr. Insano does a really good impersonation of Spoony’s mocking voice.

Wasp fucking SHREDS!

“A cassette tape full of lies!”

The world needs more Insano reviews. Also, the main character kind of reminds me of a 70′s version of Insano.

I’d totally buy that product.

Also the protagonist reminds me of the worst Virtual Adept ever.

Insano is a Green Lantern? I… I didn’t see that coming. Everything I knew about him is now rendered useless by this development!

Oh no this video was different!
It had faces that were not Spoony’s. Iam afraid.
That should not be. Please Spoony don’t change or evolve. Otherwise
I have to take big bad pills from the big evil men in scrubs again.

*just kidding*

I really liked this review. I like Dr. Insano because I like the evil genius archetype.
And the cameos were short sweet and punchliney.
This is video is good example of how cameos should be done, so they
don’t overstay their welcome.

The review had a really good flow. I found it entertaining even though I am not
immersed the whole geek culture and D&D stuff.

I’m still floored by the MythBusters connection. Maybe this is one of the movies Adam worked on in his SFX career. Frankly, he says it better.

” I reject your reality and substituted my own”
That’s what I will say the next time I’m reminded where that line came from first.

Caught the Essential Harlan Ellison book you had. Nice.

Caught the Essential Harlan Ellison book you had. Nice.

Sadly, this movie does remind me of a particularly bad D&D campaign I was part of.

Yes, there was “technomancy”.

Yes, the whole plot was us having to complete several challenges issued by a power mad holographic wizard from the future to save a princess.

Yes, we even had to battle an infernal rock band.

God, that campaign was shit. It sounds fun, but the implementation was awful, the dialogue was head bangingly terrible, and the DM did not know how to improvise.

Sadly, this movie does remind me of a particularly bad D&D campaign I was part of.

Yes, there was “technomancy”.

Yes, the whole plot was us having to complete several challenges issued by a power mad holographic wizard from the future to save a princess.

Yes, we even had to battle an infernal rock band.

God, that campaign was shit. It sounds fun, but the implementation was awful, the dialogue was head bangingly terrible, and the DM did not know how to improvise.

That was hilarious.

I still like this movie though =P

To the guy wearing the Chris Hero shirt, thumbs up to you.

Yay! No crappy flash intro! Thank the gods!

This was awesome! I never expected to see Dr Insano review another movie again. Glad I did because the character is fun to watch. It also makes me want to know whats going on with the Spoony story arc.

This was awesome! I never expected to see Dr Insano review another movie again. Glad I did because the character is fun to watch. It also makes me want to know whats going on with the Spoony story arc.

I think this is the longest I’ve ever seen Spoony’s hair, GET A HAIRCUT YOU HIPPY !! ! (of coarse I’m only kidding)

I think this is the longest I’ve ever seen Spoony’s hair, GET A HAIRCUT YOU HIPPY !! ! (of coarse I’m only kidding)

Why does the villain’s forehead have a vagina?

Why does the villain’s forehead have a vagina?

Great Family Guy reference at the end.

Did I hear someone mention Krull?

Because I think I heard someone mention Krull.

what is that that he says at 19:05? sounds like “de nu mort”

Okay, I guess that hypno-vision must have hit me, because I wouldn’t mind playing FF X-2 again, too bad I don’t have any capture equipment for PS2 games.

Also, I seem to remember a movie with two muscle-bound twins as truckers having a device to change traffic, but they only got it at the end of the movie, as their deadline for delivery was closing in and it was the only plot point left to deal with.

Why does Dr insano remind me of Dr Hojo so damn much?

Why does Dr insano remind me of Dr Hojo so damn much?

This was an awesome review. Honestly I think this was one of the best… probably just because of the sadistic nature of the Sage Shooting.

Yeah, I have issues. Still, great coverage of crap. This movie is just proving to me that you don’t need any talent to be a movie writer.

Also I saw the title card for this and thought I was looking at Arnold Schwarzenegger. Even watching the review it took me a moment to realize it was Bull.

Y’know, I’m going to confess something that probably won’t make me too popular. But I’ll do it anyway… I actually really enjoy Conan the Destroyer. Not because it’s a good movie! No. I acknowledge it sucks. But I find it to be stupid fun and consider it a guilty pleasure. And I especially like it because I’ve always considered it to be the REAL Dungeons & Dragons movie. And here’s where I geek like I’ve never geeked before. Because, think about it! You have a group of archetypal characters with their own traits and alignments… there’s the lawful good wizard, the chaotic neutral thief, the lawful evil warrior (probably an NPC), and so forth, all gathered together to go on a series of interlocking quests which require puzzle solving and teamwork to resolve. It plays out just like a standard campaign organized and played to fruition! You can just picture folks sitting around a table, the wizard guy rolling to see if his spell successfully detects a hidden passageway in the icy cavern. It’s got dungeons! It’s got dragons! Well, arguably. Point is, it comes about as close to being Dungeons & Dragons as a movie can come. And I stick by that assertion.

Honestly, the only reason that Insano is angry about Excalibr8′s Laser Ex Machina computer is because his own attempts at solving every one of his problems with lasers has been less than satisfactory.

He seems to be pretty good at obliterating VHS tapes, however.

Oh, Peter Griffin bit…

Raul Julia would totally interface his ass.

Your entertainment-bidding pleases Uber ^_^

Mind blown at the Mythbusters quote-theft!

I can see why Insano was used since Spoony clone is teleported (good decision). But it seems like a deviation of his character. Insano seems too logical and consistent. Why would Insano complain about the lack of sanity in a movie? And he helps others, Insano does not help people. Insano should never be nice to anyone other than his son thing. I went into denial and rewinded that scene to see if I missed the part where he reveals at the end that all the medicine had heavy duty laxatives or poison in it. I do like that Insano gets his own episode, but it is overall, not consistent with his character and is at time far too similar to a normal (awesome) review, especially when the voice cracks to normal.
And now I am curious as to what happens to the Spoony Bum.

We totally need more Insano reviews.

Seriously can’t wait for that X-2 review either. I hated that game so fucking much I didn’t even bother to beat it, I’d love to see you tear it a new one.

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Ah, computers. They keep evolving in wonderful and seemingly magical ways, don’t they? But philosophical discussion on existentialism? THAT is something I can get behind: “I reject your reality and I substitute my own.” You see! I’m not crazy! When I told my psychiatrist that she suggested I voluntarily “have a rest in hospital for two weeks”, but I saw “Girl, Interrupted”! I’m hot spending two years in a mental institution with Angelina Jolie!

“An athletic nerd!?”

…But… what about Vin Diesel? :D

This is clearly the Clone Insano, since the original Insano is trapped in the Black Hole (because the original Insano is Spoony).

Thus, the Clone Insano couldn’t have seen the VHS cover for “The Dungeonmaster” as a little kid since he never was a little kid!

Also, how can the Clone Insano know what the original Insano did in “Kickassia”?

Speaking of bad 80′s fantasy flicks, Spoony should cover The Sword & The Sorcerer sometime. One of the lesser known movies of the age that doesn’t get nearly enough attention.

Wow, I wasn’t prepared to hear “I reject my reality and substitute my own” in this. I really hope Adam Savage didn’t get that line from this movie.

IM A FIRING MY LAZER

I enjoy Insano but this could’ve been a Spoony review. Spoony kept breaking character when he gets really worked up in a few parts. The voice kept changing. heh.

Hmm, well my guess is the mistema name is a play off of mastema, which is another name for satan, but maybe i’m giving this film too much credit.

this is defintely a spoony review as many of the rants would be exactly the same. If your going to do an insano review it would be more fun if he was really played up that way.

Spoony really needs a “Beyond Thunderdome” counter.

Oh my god,
did I just hear Oingo Boingo?

I love Spoony.

Also,
Am I the only one who thinks it’s kind of ironic that he hates Dungeon Master, but has a Dungeon Master poster in the background?

Bah! You call yourself insane? I’ll get you gameplay footage of Final Fantasy X-2. How? I’LL PLAY IT AND ENJOY IT! NYAHAHAHAHAAHAA! You’re out of your league Insano!

the third crash scene is from a RTL show (upper left corner). Its a german television channel! ^^

OMG, I just figured out what the wrist mounted thing is!  It’s a Pip-Boy that can shoot lasers!  

Kinda losing the Insano voice at some points, but still awesome to see him review something again.

And thus Spoke Dr. Insano, so Adam must of watched this movie and totally ripped off that line and put in Mythbusters…bastard

I love how your archnemesis meticulously keeps his hair styled like yours. 

When he said “he transports him to a Wasp concert!”, for a second I just thought he was joking/exaggerating. The fact that he was actually telling the truth really says a lot about the quality of this film. By God, this is bad.