The Spoony Experiment - Because bad movies and games deserve to be hurt back!

http://jaketaylorwritingstudio.com/ Shadowflame

No one, and I mean no one, screams like Reb Brown. It’s like he couldn’t decide if he was an 80′s metal frontman or an 80′s action star.

That actually makes me think, why no movies with Reb as an 80′s Metal frontman? XD

http://www.facebook.com/pete.bucci Pete Bucci

Because there can be only ONE Eric Adams (manowar) lol Spoony probably gets this post more than you but yeah lol

http://jaketaylorwritingstudio.com/ Shadowflame

Damn. Now I wanna see Eric Adams one-handing a .50 Cal machinegun.
http://jaketaylorwritingstudio.com/ Shadowflame

Damn. Now I wanna see Eric Adams one-handing a .50 Cal machinegun.
http://jaketaylorwritingstudio.com/ Shadowflame

Damn. Now I wanna see Eric Adams one-handing a .50 Cal machinegun.

http://twitter.com/mlsterben Ben Littlejohn

Okay internet, make that a .gif image.

http://twitter.com/mlsterben Ben Littlejohn

Okay internet, make that a .gif image.

http://twitter.com/mlsterben Ben Littlejohn

Okay internet, make that a .gif image.

http://twitter.com/jankahl Jani Ojala

*goes to pick up his balls from the floor*

http://twitter.com/jankahl Jani Ojala

*goes to pick up his balls from the floor*

http://twitter.com/jankahl Jani Ojala

*goes to pick up his balls from the floor*

http://twitter.com/jankahl Jani Ojala

*goes to pick up his balls from the floor*

Anonymous

I would watch this over Avatar anytime.

Anonymous

I would argue that the Avatar Rifftrax is worthwhile, but I can’t honestly say your decision’s unwise.

Anonymous

I would watch this over Avatar anytime.

Princess Stabbity

Oh, Cannon films.. how I loved and miss you.
But damn it, I’m going to have that Kenny Loggins song stuck in my head all evening. CURSE YOU!!!

Princess Stabbity

Oh, Cannon films.. how I loved and miss you.
But damn it, I’m going to have that Kenny Loggins song stuck in my head all evening. CURSE YOU!!!

http://twitter.com/Okanehira Okanehira

I have to admit i heard “Pardue” and immediately thought of Mazes and Monsters. I burst out laughing during the reb ass shot too, awesome video.

http://twitter.com/Okanehira Okanehira

I have to admit i heard “Pardue” and immediately thought of Mazes and Monsters. I burst out laughing during the reb ass shot too, awesome video.

http://twitter.com/Okanehira Okanehira

I have to admit i heard “Pardue” and immediately thought of Mazes and Monsters. I burst out laughing during the reb ass shot too, awesome video.

Anonymous

Now I want to see Reb shoot Pierre Kirby in the nuts.

http://www.facebook.com/chrishominski Chris Hominski

Holy shit at that ending. Amazing.

http://twitter.com/rafatchowdhury Rafat Chowdhury

Another osm review.

Personally i dont get the title. “Fighters” implies a chance of defeat. When you’re talking about Reb Brown, defeat is the last thing that comes to mind. It should have been called Mercenary Destroyers or Mercenary Obliteraters

I also liked the fact that you didnt say Avatar in the last joke or else it would have been too blunt.

http://twitter.com/rafatchowdhury Rafat Chowdhury

Another osm review.

Personally i dont get the title. “Fighters” implies a chance of defeat. When you’re talking about Reb Brown, defeat is the last thing that comes to mind. It should have been called Mercenary Destroyers or Mercenary Obliteraters

I also liked the fact that you didnt say Avatar in the last joke or else it would have been too blunt.

http://bwmedia.wordpress.com/ ShadowWing Tronix

Love the ending joke. :)

https://me.yahoo.com/a/2rYf.7kZme8hrPOF2nMVA.LfKcnpY1mrfCg-#1f9c2 whitemage1293

Its not like it was a hard one to make. *coughalreadydoneplotcough*

http://bwmedia.wordpress.com/ ShadowWing Tronix

Love the ending joke. :)

Anonymous

Why do you own Avatar?

Anonymous

He doesn’t. Burton, on the other hand….
http://twitter.com/DigitalWarriors James Drover

Same reason I do, Rifftrax.
http://twitter.com/DigitalWarriors James Drover

Same reason I do, Rifftrax.
http://twitter.com/DigitalWarriors James Drover

Same reason I do, Rifftrax.
Anonymous

Funny thing about being the only one of your friends with both a Blu-Ray player and an HDTV: suddenly you get movies as Christmas gifts that seem suspiciously like the selection of films your friends want to watch on your setup.

http://twitter.com/TheAbridgenator Steve O.

You know, I’m not gonna lie. If Reb Brown and Pierre Kirby were in Avatar, I may well have actually liked that movie. XD

http://twitter.com/TheAbridgenator Steve O.

You know, I’m not gonna lie. If Reb Brown and Pierre Kirby were in Avatar, I may well have actually liked that movie. XD

http://twitter.com/TheAbridgenator Steve O.

You know, I’m not gonna lie. If Reb Brown and Pierre Kirby were in Avatar, I may well have actually liked that movie. XD

http://twitter.com/Jezzy54 Jesse WilliamsFuller

Wait, you mean the guys slaughtering entire villages and a journalist were the bad guys? Whaaa?! Seriously though, Brown’s character had to be specifically told he was on the wrong side before he figured it out. He must have gotten more brain damage than Ferrigno in Cage.

Anonymous

HA, loved the shot at Avatar at the end!

And it’s a good thing I recently saw the Eegah episode of MST3K recently, so I can now finally appreciate the references to it. In fact, I even thought of Eegah the moment Kiel was mentioned. The only problem is, because I saw Eegah after stuff like the Bond films and “To Serve Man” on the Twilight Zone, I only CAN think of Eegah when I think of Kiel! To the point where I’m giving too much attention to it here rather than the actual movie…huh.

Oh, and Watch out for Snakes.

And it’s a good thing Spoony did the Robocop reference, or I’d be stuck all day trying to figure out where I’ve seen that man. I’m just that kind of person; when something familiar, yet not identified triggers the useless trivia center of my brain, it’s all I can think of until I solve it. Kind of like the Stock Scream from Cage 2 that was used in “Aahh Real Monsters” and Starcraft.

And all I can think of during the bathing scene is Schmitts Gay. I cheered! I just got a hell of a great laugh out of it. And of course, every time I see anything involving someone in a helicopter blowing up a bunch of stuff, I always think UHF. It’s just one of those jokes I never get bored of.

Man, I love the 80′s.

Anonymous

HA, loved the shot at Avatar at the end!

And it’s a good thing I recently saw the Eegah episode of MST3K recently, so I can now finally appreciate the references to it. In fact, I even thought of Eegah the moment Kiel was mentioned. The only problem is, because I saw Eegah after stuff like the Bond films and “To Serve Man” on the Twilight Zone, I only CAN think of Eegah when I think of Kiel! To the point where I’m giving too much attention to it here rather than the actual movie…huh.

Oh, and Watch out for Snakes.

And it’s a good thing Spoony did the Robocop reference, or I’d be stuck all day trying to figure out where I’ve seen that man. I’m just that kind of person; when something familiar, yet not identified triggers the useless trivia center of my brain, it’s all I can think of until I solve it. Kind of like the Stock Scream from Cage 2 that was used in “Aahh Real Monsters” and Starcraft.

And all I can think of during the bathing scene is Schmitts Gay. I cheered! I just got a hell of a great laugh out of it. And of course, every time I see anything involving someone in a helicopter blowing up a bunch of stuff, I always think UHF. It’s just one of those jokes I never get bored of.

Man, I love the 80′s.

http://trueliberty.us icecycle66

0:55- Somebody drew on Chucks face with lipstick.

1:30- I see two sultry women…or maybe a vase.

2:06- The true story of the Yangtze River…damn.

2:15- Holy Crap!! Was that the fertilizer barn?

2:25- Reb look so happy, like he just won the lotto.

3:42- Don’t let Wonder Woman or She-Hulk ever know that taste of and un-American penis.

5:29- These guys might as well wear road construction uniforms. Why bother with all that olive drab bullshit.

5:49- He should have hid the camera in his shirt.

6:01- Sassy bitch alert.

6:19- Right in the spine bone.

6:56- So does the hourly rate still apply to the travel time, or is this some sort of package deal?

7:42- They are so busy murdering and exploding for weeks on end that they don’t have the time to jump in the river until some hookers tell the to. Not once did any of these mercs feel like washing?

7:46- “Shut up bitch the waters cold.”
“Yeah bitch, I’m a grower, not a shower.”

8:30- He would have a better tan line if he would have lain out in his Yor shorts.

10:07- The the operator told me, “The explosion is coming from INSIDE THE JEEP!”

10:40- I’ve lit farts before, it’s not that manly.

11:39- Unlike we, who commit genocide against people our families have known for hundreds of years.

12:44- 2 grams, what’s the street value on that?

13:26- And hookers.

http://trueliberty.us icecycle66

0:55- Somebody drew on Chucks face with lipstick.

1:30- I see two sultry women…or maybe a vase.

2:06- The true story of the Yangtze River…damn.

2:15- Holy Crap!! Was that the fertilizer barn?

2:25- Reb look so happy, like he just won the lotto.

3:42- Don’t let Wonder Woman or She-Hulk ever know that taste of and un-American penis.

5:29- These guys might as well wear road construction uniforms. Why bother with all that olive drab bullshit.

5:49- He should have hid the camera in his shirt.

6:01- Sassy bitch alert.

6:19- Right in the spine bone.

6:56- So does the hourly rate still apply to the travel time, or is this some sort of package deal?

7:42- They are so busy murdering and exploding for weeks on end that they don’t have the time to jump in the river until some hookers tell the to. Not once did any of these mercs feel like washing?

7:46- “Shut up bitch the waters cold.”
“Yeah bitch, I’m a grower, not a shower.”

8:30- He would have a better tan line if he would have lain out in his Yor shorts.

10:07- The the operator told me, “The explosion is coming from INSIDE THE JEEP!”

10:40- I’ve lit farts before, it’s not that manly.

11:39- Unlike we, who commit genocide against people our families have known for hundreds of years.

12:44- 2 grams, what’s the street value on that?

13:26- And hookers.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Weng/1538520650 Chris Weng

Oh man I’ve been waiting all week for this. Thank you Spoony for what you do.

http://www.cuteoverload.com Jacob Barnes

WTB Burton PST

http://www.cuteoverload.com Jacob Barnes

WTB Burton PST

Anonymous

It felt like I was watching Dragon Ball Z there for a moment with the yelling and explosions.

Anonymous

It felt like I was watching Dragon Ball Z there for a moment with the yelling and explosions.

dennett316

Oh man poor Reb, he’s clearly the slowest action movie star there is. Even Arnold figured out he was being used in Predator far quicker than Reb managed in this, and even then he had to be lectured several times. Apparently the summary execution of unarmed women wasn’t enough for the big knuckle head to realise there might be an issue with his buddies.

Saying that, this was a funny review as always….I’m loving Brown Awareness Month.

dennett316

Oh man poor Reb, he’s clearly the slowest action movie star there is. Even Arnold figured out he was being used in Predator far quicker than Reb managed in this, and even then he had to be lectured several times. Apparently the summary execution of unarmed women wasn’t enough for the big knuckle head to realise there might be an issue with his buddies.

Saying that, this was a funny review as always….I’m loving Brown Awareness Month.

https://me.yahoo.com/a/2rYf.7kZme8hrPOF2nMVA.LfKcnpY1mrfCg-#1f9c2 whitemage1293

…did…did you just compare a Reb Brown movie to Avatar? And somehow, made the Reb Brown movie look more compelling?

…

*Blue Screen Of Death*

(No but seriously, Avatar was dull to me.)

Leomann

Rebuary is so awesome, the Earth has adjusted its orbit to make it the 13th month of the year and NOBODY CARES.

Also, this movie appears to be suffering from a severe case of missing white woman syndrome.I mean, good god, its at a ratio of 15:1 in just that one scene! Jeez guys, you think that’s enough!? Consult a physician already!

Anonymous

“LIKE A RUPTURED DUCK!”

… what does that MEAN?!

Anyway, a fine review, direct and to the point but still smile-inducing, and I especially love the part of this movie where he approaches a MOUNTED M60 and takes it OFF the mount so he can pose with it while firing. Even though there’s no way he’d hit anything doing that, ever, even if he was the freaking Punisher and surrounded by mafia goons instead of tribal shock troopers.

dennett316

Taken from the wiki…

“During a practice run, Lawson scraped the bottom of his plane’s tail when he rotated the nose of the bomber too high before attaining takeoff speed. The following is from Lawson’s book Thirty Seconds over Tokyo (Random House pub. 1943). “One morning I came out to my plane and found that somebody had chalked the words ‘RUPTURED DUCK’ on the side of the fuselage. I grabbed Corporal Lovelace, a gunner I knew, and asked him to paint some sort of design on the ship. He’s a good caricaturist. Lovelace got out his stuff and painted a funny Donald Duck, with a head-set and the earphone cords all twisted around his head. Lovelace did a swell job in blue, yellow, white and red. Then he added something that gave all of us another laugh. Under Donald Duck he drew a couple of crossed crutches. The other boys now got busy with insignias.”[1]

The origins of the name, “The Ruptured Duck” referred to a patch (later an Honorable Service Lapel Button) worn on the uniform of returning veterans, explained K.T. Budde-Jones, Pacific Aviation Museum director of education. “It meant they were being discharged and said, ‘I’m not AWOL, I’m allowed to wear this uniform until I get my civilian clothes.’ And of course everyone wanted one because it meant you were going home. The patch was of an eagle in a wreath, but everyone thought it looked like a duck, a ruptured duck.”[2]

Although “The Ruptured Duck” became the most well-known of the Doolittle Raid aircraft because of Lawson’s book and a 1943 movie of the same name, seven other bombers carried distinctive nose art and individual aircraft names: “Whiskey Pete” (aircraft No. 3), “Green Hornet” (aircraft No. 6), “Whirling Dervish” (aircraft No. 9), “Hari Kari-er” (aircraft No. 11) “Fickle Finger” (aircraft No. 12) and “(The) Bat Out of Hell” (aircraft No. 16). Doolittle’s personal aircraft, S/N 40-2344, carried no special markings.”

I think the “walk like a ruptured duck” thing is referencing the guys going home, and how they don’t have to march any more….but I’m just guessing based on that Reb movie where a drill instructor is shouting it at a bunch of cadets.
dennett316

Taken from the wiki…

“During a practice run, Lawson scraped the bottom of his plane’s tail when he rotated the nose of the bomber too high before attaining takeoff speed. The following is from Lawson’s book Thirty Seconds over Tokyo (Random House pub. 1943). “One morning I came out to my plane and found that somebody had chalked the words ‘RUPTURED DUCK’ on the side of the fuselage. I grabbed Corporal Lovelace, a gunner I knew, and asked him to paint some sort of design on the ship. He’s a good caricaturist. Lovelace got out his stuff and painted a funny Donald Duck, with a head-set and the earphone cords all twisted around his head. Lovelace did a swell job in blue, yellow, white and red. Then he added something that gave all of us another laugh. Under Donald Duck he drew a couple of crossed crutches. The other boys now got busy with insignias.”[1]

The origins of the name, “The Ruptured Duck” referred to a patch (later an Honorable Service Lapel Button) worn on the uniform of returning veterans, explained K.T. Budde-Jones, Pacific Aviation Museum director of education. “It meant they were being discharged and said, ‘I’m not AWOL, I’m allowed to wear this uniform until I get my civilian clothes.’ And of course everyone wanted one because it meant you were going home. The patch was of an eagle in a wreath, but everyone thought it looked like a duck, a ruptured duck.”[2]

Although “The Ruptured Duck” became the most well-known of the Doolittle Raid aircraft because of Lawson’s book and a 1943 movie of the same name, seven other bombers carried distinctive nose art and individual aircraft names: “Whiskey Pete” (aircraft No. 3), “Green Hornet” (aircraft No. 6), “Whirling Dervish” (aircraft No. 9), “Hari Kari-er” (aircraft No. 11) “Fickle Finger” (aircraft No. 12) and “(The) Bat Out of Hell” (aircraft No. 16). Doolittle’s personal aircraft, S/N 40-2344, carried no special markings.”

I think the “walk like a ruptured duck” thing is referencing the guys going home, and how they don’t have to march any more….but I’m just guessing based on that Reb movie where a drill instructor is shouting it at a bunch of cadets.

http://twitter.com/kingofdoma Charles T. Arthur

… this… is why… it’s REALLY important to take a good step back BEFORE releasing a film about a culture you’ve learned next to nothing about…

That said… Reb Brown’s scream is objectively awesome. It’s a constant of the universe… like pi…

http://twitter.com/kingofdoma Charles T. Arthur

… this… is why… it’s REALLY important to take a good step back BEFORE releasing a film about a culture you’ve learned next to nothing about…

That said… Reb Brown’s scream is objectively awesome. It’s a constant of the universe… like pi…

Anonymous

That wasn’t a mortar shell. The sheer manliness radiating off Reb as he went buck wild with a .50 cal actually caused the ground to explode in a ball of testosterone fueled flames.

See James Cameron? That is how Avatar should have been!

Anonymous

That wasn’t a mortar shell. The sheer manliness radiating off Reb as he went buck wild with a .50 cal actually caused the ground to explode in a ball of testosterone fueled flames.

See James Cameron? That is how Avatar should have been!

http://twitter.com/UnitOmega Chris Parker

Uh, Spoony, that’s not a .50 caliber machine gun. Those generally aren’t man-portable. It’s an M60.

http://twitter.com/Jegsimmons James Simmons

well when its being held by reb brown, who cares, he’ll still ruin your shit with it!
http://twitter.com/Jegsimmons James Simmons

well when its being held by reb brown, who cares, he’ll still ruin your shit with it!
http://www.facebook.com/people/Justin-Kane-Hedgecock/514624867 Justin Kane Hedgecock

@twitter-221056731:disqus It’s an M240, so if you are going to be a know-it-all corrector, you should probably be right first.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Justin-Kane-Hedgecock/514624867 Justin Kane Hedgecock

@twitter-221056731:disqus It’s an M240, so if you are going to be a know-it-all corrector, you should probably be right first.

http://twitter.com/UnitOmega Chris Parker

Uh, Spoony, that’s not a .50 caliber machine gun. Those generally aren’t man-portable. It’s an M60.

http://twitter.com/UnitOmega Chris Parker

Uh, Spoony, that’s not a .50 caliber machine gun. Those generally aren’t man-portable. It’s an M60.

Anonymous

I was totally thinking Peter Fonda was looking like Christopher Lambert as well. The 80′s seriously had the best action movies, I’ll take cheese over realism or seriousness any day. Does that Room shirt have anything to do with seeing Reb’s ass btw?

Anonymous

I was totally thinking Peter Fonda was looking like Christopher Lambert as well. The 80′s seriously had the best action movies, I’ll take cheese over realism or seriousness any day. Does that Room shirt have anything to do with seeing Reb’s ass btw?

Anonymous

I was totally thinking Peter Fonda was looking like Christopher Lambert as well. The 80′s seriously had the best action movies, I’ll take cheese over realism or seriousness any day. Does that Room shirt have anything to do with seeing Reb’s ass btw?

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1659175268 Todd Hargosh

AHHHHHH!!! IT’S REB BROWN’S BARE ASS!!!! UGGGGGH!!!!!!!
Sorry Dr. Insano but “My eyes! The goggles they do nothing!” and like Spencer D. Bum says, “Thank God this is not on Blu-ray!”

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1659175268 Todd Hargosh

AHHHHHH!!! IT’S REB BROWN’S BARE ASS!!!! UGGGGGH!!!!!!!
Sorry Dr. Insano but “My eyes! The goggles they do nothing!” and like Spencer D. Bum says, “Thank God this is not on Blu-ray!”

Anonymous

Lol at the end. I C WAT U DID THAR.

Anonymous

Lol at the end. I C WAT U DID THAR.

Anonymous

Rebruary Rulez! I hope you get to do something special with the Reb himself.

Anonymous

Rebruary Rulez! I hope you get to do something special with the Reb himself.

Anonymous

Rebruary Rulez! I hope you get to do something special with the Reb himself.

Anonymous

So it’s a spiritual prequel to Red Scorpion?

Anonymous

So it’s a spiritual prequel to Red Scorpion?

Anonymous

So it’s a spiritual prequel to Red Scorpion?

Anonymous

I loved tha last “stealth” joke. Also, Reb Brown just DESTROYED the Testosteron-o-meter.

Anonymous

Best ending ever. Fuck Avatar. Reb Brown would own all those blue furrys.

Anonymous

My god the 1980s ruled!

Anonymous

Still would rather watch this than Avatar, this at least looks fun :D

http://twitter.com/Jegsimmons James Simmons

you rather watch a girly guy with shiney jelly fish swarm him instead of reb brown on a machine gun going bat shit insane?

shame on you.
- dennett316
  
  He said he’d rather watch this than Avatar…meaning Mercenary Fighters.
  - http://twitter.com/Jegsimmons James Simmons
    
    oh…must have mis read…or he edited!
    
    i’m watching you!
- dennett316
  
  He said he’d rather watch this than Avatar…meaning Mercenary Fighters.
http://twitter.com/Jegsimmons James Simmons

you rather watch a girly guy with shiney jelly fish swarm him instead of reb brown on a machine gun going bat shit insane?

shame on you.

Anonymous

Dude I love UHF!

http://modernotaku.blogspot.com/ Zozmic

“…I mean, where the hell else are you going to see a movie like this?”

Dances with Wolves, Pocahontas…and yeah, Avatar. But I’m sure theres more.

Anonymous

Robocop in Africa:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snfc_wNWqSU

Anonymous

Robocop in Africa:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snfc_wNWqSU

http://www.facebook.com/people/Kaohe-Alama-Francis/100000024381249 Kaohe Alama-Francis

Holy shit! Spoony isn’t lying when he says the scene of Reb going all ape shit with the explosion in the background while he’s firing the M60 is the most bad ass thing ever put on film! Why the fuck hasn’t Reb been asked to be in the Expendables sequel yet?

Also, the “Person fights for army oppressing the natives only for said person to fall in love with the natives culture and turns on the army he was sent to help” thing isn’t anything new. It is one of the most laziest Hollywood writing cliches in history. Shit, Spoony and Miles wrote off tons of other films during the Avatar review. (And I totally figured out he was making a vague reference to Avatar at the end of this review)

http://twitter.com/Tom_Broere Tom Broere

Aww, not a single ”Beyond Thunderdome” joke in this episode. I was really hoping (and waiting) for one :P.

dennett316

You just can’t get beyond Thunderdome can you? I’ve never been able to get over Macho Grande…..maybe we can help each other?
- Anonymous
  
  Hey, you got do the Macho Grande joke after all. That’s cool, man.
  - dennett316
    
    I feel like I’ve got to try and crack that joke whenever I can now…..it’s a sickness.
- Anonymous
  
  Hey, you got do the Macho Grande joke after all. That’s cool, man.
- Anonymous
  
  Hey, you got do the Macho Grande joke after all. That’s cool, man.
dennett316

You just can’t get beyond Thunderdome can you? I’ve never been able to get over Macho Grande…..maybe we can help each other?

http://twitter.com/Tom_Broere Tom Broere

Aww, not a single ”Beyond Thunderdome” joke in this episode. I was really hoping (and waiting) for one :P.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Omnikus-Schlotter/100000373849732 Omnikus Schlotter

For one moment I thought you weren’t gonna recognize Robert DoQui ^^

http://www.facebook.com/people/Omnikus-Schlotter/100000373849732 Omnikus Schlotter

For one moment I thought you weren’t gonna recognize Robert DoQui ^^

http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/L6YM2Q5ZA74CRIMRZIEPYQWOSE Dana

hehe I see what you did there Spoony at the end.

http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/L6YM2Q5ZA74CRIMRZIEPYQWOSE Dana

hehe I see what you did there Spoony at the end.

http://www.facebook.com/Philipskiii Filip Aleksandrov Mihaylov

13:50 I see what you did there mr. Spoony.

http://www.facebook.com/Philipskiii Filip Aleksandrov Mihaylov

13:50 I see what you did there mr. Spoony.

http://www.facebook.com/Philipskiii Filip Aleksandrov Mihaylov

13:50 I see what you did there mr. Spoony.

Anonymous

Argh! My eyes! Spoony, have you no sense of decency? Even the Critic was kind enough to put a deer over Tommy’s ass! “Mr. Christian?” Couldn’t find any clips from Mutiny on the Bounty?

dennett316

I think he tried, but Reb’s ass was all like “Fuck this shit….no-one censors my manly awesomness!!” and the black bar wouldn’t take.
- Anonymous
  
  How about an American flag? It worked for Larry Flynt!
dennett316

I think he tried, but Reb’s ass was all like “Fuck this shit….no-one censors my manly awesomness!!” and the black bar wouldn’t take.

Anonymous

are you telling me that James Cameron stole the plot of this movie for his. damn thats just sad.

Anonymous

several films. Dances With Wolves, Red Scorpion, Pocahontas, That Tom Cruise Samurai movie no one saw, and yes Avatar.
- http://www.youtube.com/thefaustianman Faust
  
  I just thought he ripped the whole thing off from the game Albion.
  
  See for yourself.
  
  http://community.livejournal.com/fandom_of_one/34101.html
- http://www.youtube.com/thefaustianman Faust
  
  I just thought he ripped the whole thing off from the game Albion.
  
  See for yourself.
  
  http://community.livejournal.com/fandom_of_one/34101.html
- http://www.youtube.com/thefaustianman Faust
  
  I just thought he ripped the whole thing off from the game Albion.
  
  See for yourself.
  
  http://community.livejournal.com/fandom_of_one/34101.html
- http://celluloidandsilicon.blogspot.com/ Avenging_Mike
  
  Hey, I saw that Tom Cruise movie, and it was actually not bad. One of 3 Cruise movies that continues to be watchable.

Anonymous

are you telling me that James Cameron stole the plot of this movie for his. damn thats just sad.

http://twitter.com/86TheJehuty M.A Ajab

I’d say the “Brainless , Manliest moment ever filmed” would make me grow chest hair magically if I didn’t already have some , but my balls almost burst out of my nut sack from sheer machoness , though. T_T

and nice end joke , didn’t get it until post credits , that’s where I start laughing like DBZ Abridged’s Mr Popo ! XD

http://twitter.com/86TheJehuty M.A Ajab

I’d say the “Brainless , Manliest moment ever filmed” would make me grow chest hair magically if I didn’t already have some , but my balls almost burst out of my nut sack from sheer machoness , though. T_T

and nice end joke , didn’t get it until post credits , that’s where I start laughing like DBZ Abridged’s Mr Popo ! XD

Anonymous

Was that Richard “Shaft” Roundtree playing evil African general guy? ….just checked IMDB it wasn’t. My Mistake.

http://twitter.com/Jegsimmons James Simmons

heres the thing, this reb brown movie didnt suck ass, avatar did.

Anonymous

By the way, Spoony, the machine gun Reb picks up isn’t a .50 cal. It looks more like a M60. A real .50 cal would have taken Rebs arms off, prop gun or not.

Anonymous

By the way, Spoony, the machine gun Reb picks up isn’t a .50 cal. It looks more like a M60. A real .50 cal would have taken Rebs arms off, prop gun or not.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Oliver-Meyer/1288596186 Oliver Meyer

Shinkasa…. yeah, right. An anagram for Kinshasa. And that’s how you invent new countries, folks.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Oliver-Meyer/1288596186 Oliver Meyer

Shinkasa…. yeah, right. An anagram for Kinshasa. And that’s how you invent new countries, folks.

http://twitter.com/Yadokingu Moritz

Ah top gun soundtrack during the bathing scene. So appropriate. XD

And I don’t know what your problem is spoony. That is actually a pretty nice ass. ;p

http://twitter.com/Yadokingu Moritz

Ah top gun soundtrack during the bathing scene. So appropriate. XD

And I don’t know what your problem is spoony. That is actually a pretty nice ass. ;p

http://twitter.com/NichMaestro Jack Nich

12:16 – what movie is that? o_O

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_7ZF72C65EMCUL4OSFER5XMYLME Michael Valenzuela

U…
H…
F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- http://twitter.com/TTHOOM Tim Terrell
  
  UHF was a surprisingly good movie.
  - Anonymous
    
    UHF is a classic!
  - Anonymous
    
    UHF is a classic!
- http://twitter.com/TTHOOM Tim Terrell
  
  UHF was a surprisingly good movie.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_7ZF72C65EMCUL4OSFER5XMYLME Michael Valenzuela

U…
H…
F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_7ZF72C65EMCUL4OSFER5XMYLME Michael Valenzuela

U…
H…
F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_7ZF72C65EMCUL4OSFER5XMYLME Michael Valenzuela

U…
H…
F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://twitter.com/NichMaestro Jack Nich

12:16 – what movie is that? o_O

http://www.facebook.com/people/Timo-Takalo/503889411 Timo Takalo

Robocop did actually have a brief stint in an African warzone in Marvel’s comic series, from what I recall.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Timo-Takalo/503889411 Timo Takalo

Robocop did actually have a brief stint in an African warzone in Marvel’s comic series, from what I recall.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Timo-Takalo/503889411 Timo Takalo

Robocop did actually have a brief stint in an African warzone in Marvel’s comic series, from what I recall.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Timo-Takalo/503889411 Timo Takalo

Robocop did actually have a brief stint in an African warzone in Marvel’s comic series, from what I recall.

Anonymous

Sick as a dog (chest infection, ear infection), spoony videos make me feel better. Thank you spoonyone!

Anonymous

Sick as a dog (chest infection, ear infection), spoony videos make me feel better. Thank you spoonyone!

Anonymous

Sick as a dog (chest infection, ear infection), spoony videos make me feel better. Thank you spoonyone!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Alex-Fraebel/1317889001 Alex Fraebel

That’s clearly not a .50 cal, that would be almost as big as he is. It looks more like a Minimi.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Jacob-Emery-Thomas/100000493162639 Jacob Emery Thomas

Looked like an M60 to me.
- http://www.facebook.com/people/Justin-Kane-Hedgecock/514624867 Justin Kane Hedgecock
  
  It’s actually an M240, and it shoots 7.62 NATO rounds, not .50 cal.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Jacob-Emery-Thomas/100000493162639 Jacob Emery Thomas

Looked like an M60 to me.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Alex-Fraebel/1317889001 Alex Fraebel

That’s clearly not a .50 cal, that would be almost as big as he is. It looks more like a Minimi.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Dietze/100001678632905 Mark Dietze

Is that map on the right in the briefing room showing a woman’s silhouette? Oo

http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Dietze/100001678632905 Mark Dietze

Is that map on the right in the briefing room showing a woman’s silhouette? Oo

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=515476575 Glen Graves

I’m pretty sure you’ve seen it Spoony but if not you gotta check out Bruno Mattai’s Rats, it’s incredible for riffing and the twist ending is one of the most insane things I’ve ever seen on film.

Anonymous

You wouldn’t hurt a fly, would you Glen?
- http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=515476575 Glen Graves
  
  I just might, but why do you ask ?
Anonymous

You wouldn’t hurt a fly, would you Glen?
Anonymous

I’ve been looking forward to when Cinema Snob talks about Rats on his Bruno Mattei Show. I think he said Rats was one of his favorite Bruno movies.
- http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=515476575 Glen Graves
  
  That’s really exciting I like the Snob as well thanks for the update

Anonymous

The African country’s flag seems to be Mali’s but with a big black star glued on. Genius.

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_AF52NSQV5IMNG2V4RAG56HUSJI ryan

yeah James Cameron didn’t start a movie with an airplane landing on a bus, and hell at least Reb Brown didn’t pretend to be a negotiator to get with a cat person.

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OHQVHS2VVOZAD7T2AJUOAUSMHE Agustin Aldo

Reb Brown wouldn’t need the Na’Vi or Enya’s help to defeat Quaritch.

He would just pick a machine gun and several rounds of ammo and go to town on Quaritch and his men.

http://twitter.com/Jegsimmons James Simmons

if reb brown was in Avatar…the navi would have been dead long before the Quaritch did his famous “dont give a fuck” coffe drink.
http://twitter.com/Jegsimmons James Simmons

if reb brown was in Avatar…the navi would have been dead long before the Quaritch did his famous “dont give a fuck” coffe drink.

http://www.youtube.com/thefaustianman Faust

Great job on this one Spoony. I guess you’re not a fan of CFNM ala the river scene.

http://www.facebook.com/NoctumRaven Erin Kollar

I like the AVATAR similarities at the end that you mentionedXD

http://www.facebook.com/people/Ron-Moore/817077660 Ron Moore

Reb Brown, Superfly, AND Shaft? I need to see this movie!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Matthew-Hill/1495231329 Matthew Hill

I guess there was no way to work in an MST3K Devil Doll ‘Great Vorelli” reference in this.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Matthew-Hill/1495231329 Matthew Hill

I guess there was no way to work in an MST3K Devil Doll ‘Great Vorelli” reference in this.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=546996481 Alex Sutherland

Reb Brown’s Avatar

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=546996481 Alex Sutherland

Reb Brown’s Avatar

Anonymous

Dammit Spoony! We need more Reb Brown! Give it to us or suffer in the Blagh Hole!

Anonymous

Oh god please don’t tell me you bought the Avatar DVD.

Anonymous

Maybe it was a donation from a fan who wanted to see a review of a really really bad movie.
- http://twitter.com/Jegsimmons James Simmons
  
  thats a good idea, he should review it, his vlog with his bro was funny, but if he REALLY broke it down and got insano to explain why all the science sucks, we’d have the funniest review on earth.
  - Anonymous
    
    I actually like that idea.
  - http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PPBHHLXIE5652GMWTNEC6NMUPE Thomas Caldwell
    
    Search Red Letter Media on Youtube for a pretty good review along those lines.
  - Anonymous
    
    There was science in Avatar? I thought it was ALL magic by the way things decided to randomly work or not work.
    
    “This area prevents any scientific communication signals from getting through… for some reason.”
    “Then how does my link up to the Avatar body still work there?”
    “Uh…………………. Oh look! A blue cat with tits! Go fuck it!”
    “Okay!” *pounce*
- http://twitter.com/Jegsimmons James Simmons
  
  thats a good idea, he should review it, his vlog with his bro was funny, but if he REALLY broke it down and got insano to explain why all the science sucks, we’d have the funniest review on earth.
- http://twitter.com/Jegsimmons James Simmons
  
  thats a good idea, he should review it, his vlog with his bro was funny, but if he REALLY broke it down and got insano to explain why all the science sucks, we’d have the funniest review on earth.
- http://twitter.com/Jegsimmons James Simmons
  
  thats a good idea, he should review it, his vlog with his bro was funny, but if he REALLY broke it down and got insano to explain why all the science sucks, we’d have the funniest review on earth.
Anonymous

Maybe it was a donation from a fan who wanted to see a review of a really really bad movie.

Anonymous

Oh god please don’t tell me you bought the Avatar DVD.

Anonymous

At 5:23 it looks like he’s using one of those fancy “Twist-off cap” grenades…

Anonymous

at the 5 minute mark

Anonymous

I have nothing funny to say about this movie….it was made during the “collapse” period of Golan and Globus’ control of Cannon (that 1987 Superman movie sucked up too much of their cash.) A year after “Mercenary Fighters” was made, Cannon was taken over by Pathe Films (which owned MGM), which is why you can get the Michael Dudikoff vehicle “American Ninja” on MGM video.

For info on what it was like to work at Cannon’s Hollywood office check out:

http://www.badmovieplanet.com/unknownmovies/reviews/cannon.html

http://www.facebook.com/people/Adzy-Wells/523130028 Adzy Wells

Nice shout to the tribal-soldier storyline.
Other Movies apart from Avatar and Mercernary Fighters have done this, Dances with wolves and to a lesser extent Pocahontas.
The original story this particular plot thread is based on is actually the biblical story of Moses Vs Rameses. The child of the pharoah turns and becomes sympathetic to the plight of the Israelites.
Original? Hardly. Entertaining? Definitely, it hits four really good classic plot lines. The Hero’s growth as a character, The overcoming of a physical obstacle, the overcoming of a mental obstacle and the triumph of the underdog in the face of great adversity.
It’s formulaic, it has plenty of oppurtunities for big emotional scenes, fits nicely into a three act structure and it strikes a subconscious tone with a western audience.

*The more you know*

http://twitter.com/Jegsimmons James Simmons

while i agree, i have to say. it really wont matter if every year a movie with that plot comes out.

quite frankly i like the apocalypse now/heart of darkness type of story better, its similar but nearly the same, its more or less showing the horrors, which i think is more effective than the dances with wolves story line.
http://twitter.com/Jegsimmons James Simmons

while i agree, i have to say. it really wont matter if every year a movie with that plot comes out.

quite frankly i like the apocalypse now/heart of darkness type of story better, its similar but nearly the same, its more or less showing the horrors, which i think is more effective than the dances with wolves story line.
http://twitter.com/Jegsimmons James Simmons

while i agree, i have to say. it really wont matter if every year a movie with that plot comes out.

quite frankly i like the apocalypse now/heart of darkness type of story better, its similar but nearly the same, its more or less showing the horrors, which i think is more effective than the dances with wolves story line.
http://twitter.com/Jegsimmons James Simmons

while i agree, i have to say. it really wont matter if every year a movie with that plot comes out.

quite frankly i like the apocalypse now/heart of darkness type of story better, its similar but nearly the same, its more or less showing the horrors, which i think is more effective than the dances with wolves story line.
http://twitter.com/Jegsimmons James Simmons

while i agree, i have to say. it really wont matter if every year a movie with that plot comes out.

quite frankly i like the apocalypse now/heart of darkness type of story better, its similar but nearly the same, its more or less showing the horrors, which i think is more effective than the dances with wolves story line.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Adzy-Wells/523130028 Adzy Wells

Nice shout to the tribal-soldier storyline.
Other Movies apart from Avatar and Mercernary Fighters have done this, Dances with wolves and to a lesser extent Pocahontas.
The original story this particular plot thread is based on is actually the biblical story of Moses Vs Rameses. The child of the pharoah turns and becomes sympathetic to the plight of the Israelites.
Original? Hardly. Entertaining? Definitely, it hits four really good classic plot lines. The Hero’s growth as a character, The overcoming of a physical obstacle, the overcoming of a mental obstacle and the triumph of the underdog in the face of great adversity.
It’s formulaic, it has plenty of oppurtunities for big emotional scenes, fits nicely into a three act structure and it strikes a subconscious tone with a western audience.

*The more you know*

http://www.facebook.com/people/Rob-Nigro/563839420 Rob Nigro

sooooooo according to your description at the end of the movie Mercenary Fighter = James Cameron’s AVATAR?

Anonymous

no more like Mercenary Fighter = Ferngully

http://www.facebook.com/people/Henry-Walsh/100001272892039 Henry Walsh

So… Lessee…

Mercenary Fighter
James Cameron’s Avatar (aka Dances with Smurfs)
Ferngully
Pocahontas
The Last Samurai
Dances with Wolves (aka White Guy Learns to Hate the White Man Too)
Red Scorpion
And even technically The Mighty Ducks… All use this same theme.

(Oh you think I am kidding? This is the same plot used in the Mighty Ducks. Rich Guy and former member of the “evil team” coaches the poor Ducks, and is inspired by their courage to eventually embrace them and lead them to victory over his own former team… Yeah… Same damn movie but with less explosions and a distinct lack of Reb Brown… Which of course is an offense punishable by death.)

http://www.facebook.com/people/Henry-Walsh/100001272892039 Henry Walsh

So… Lessee…

Mercenary Fighter
James Cameron’s Avatar (aka Dances with Smurfs)
Ferngully
Pocahontas
The Last Samurai
Dances with Wolves (aka White Guy Learns to Hate the White Man Too)
Red Scorpion
And even technically The Mighty Ducks… All use this same theme.

(Oh you think I am kidding? This is the same plot used in the Mighty Ducks. Rich Guy and former member of the “evil team” coaches the poor Ducks, and is inspired by their courage to eventually embrace them and lead them to victory over his own former team… Yeah… Same damn movie but with less explosions and a distinct lack of Reb Brown… Which of course is an offense punishable by death.)

http://www.facebook.com/people/Henry-Walsh/100001272892039 Henry Walsh

So… Lessee…

Mercenary Fighter
James Cameron’s Avatar (aka Dances with Smurfs)
Ferngully
Pocahontas
The Last Samurai
Dances with Wolves (aka White Guy Learns to Hate the White Man Too)
Red Scorpion
And even technically The Mighty Ducks… All use this same theme.

(Oh you think I am kidding? This is the same plot used in the Mighty Ducks. Rich Guy and former member of the “evil team” coaches the poor Ducks, and is inspired by their courage to eventually embrace them and lead them to victory over his own former team… Yeah… Same damn movie but with less explosions and a distinct lack of Reb Brown… Which of course is an offense punishable by death.)

http://www.spazoutloud.com/ SpazOutLoud

Oh christ I looked at his ass!! Why did I look!?

Anonymous

Did you go temporarily blind too?
- http://www.spazoutloud.com/ SpazOutLoud
  
  Sort of, hahaha
  - Anonymous
    
    Beware of the flashbacks though!
Anonymous

Did you go temporarily blind too?
http://www.mandys-realm.com Mandy

You must have not seen Tommy Wiseau’s ass yet, have you? Been blind a long time.
- http://www.spazoutloud.com/ SpazOutLoud
  
  hahah! I have and I’ve recovered now I’m gonna have to go through therapy again. hahahha
- http://www.spazoutloud.com/ SpazOutLoud
  
  hahah! I have and I’ve recovered now I’m gonna have to go through therapy again. hahahha
http://www.mandys-realm.com Mandy

You must have not seen Tommy Wiseau’s ass yet, have you? Been blind a long time.

http://www.facebook.com/lordsimen Josh Langland

I must admit that my respect for Spoony lowered immensely with that Avatar jab at the end. Oh well.

http://www.mandys-realm.com Mandy

I didn’t really see it as a jab, I saw it more as a parallel. Two great movies with essentially the same story plot, except one has blue cat people and the other has Reb Brown. Both = awesome!
- http://www.facebook.com/lordsimen Josh Langland
  
  I can see where you’re coming from, but given Spoony’s feelings toward Avatar based on his Vblog I got the distinct impression it was indeed a jab rather than a mere parallel. But I suppose only Spoony himself knows which it is.
  - http://www.mandys-realm.com Mandy
    
    I know Spoony doesn’t care for Avatar, but as a fan of the movie I could care less. The ending of this review amused me, only because it reaffirmed my belief that a movie doesn’t have to be 100% original to be enjoyable, which Avatar clearly falls into.
    - http://www.facebook.com/lordsimen Josh Langland
      
      Which is all well and good. Definitely a sentiment I can get behind, although I’m more apt to believe it’s impossible to be 100% original in the first place. I, personally, just find jabs at Avatar’s lack of originality to be in and of itself unoriginal and therefore hypocritical, hence my lowered respect.
    - http://www.mandys-realm.com Mandy
      
      Okay, I get you’re saying, and I agree.
    - http://www.mandys-realm.com Mandy
      
      Okay, I get you’re saying, and I agree.
    - http://www.facebook.com/Bentley2210 Paul Bentley
      
      Meh, it’s a joke imo. Who really cares?
      
      If one likes a movie that another doesn’t, should it really matter that much? Each to their own I say!
    - http://www.facebook.com/lordsimen Josh Langland
      
      I don’t believe I ever said I had a problem with him not liking Avatar, good sir.
    - http://www.facebook.com/Bentley2210 Paul Bentley
      
      Meh, it’s a joke imo. Who really cares?
      
      If one likes a movie that another doesn’t, should it really matter that much? Each to their own I say!
  - http://www.mandys-realm.com Mandy
    
    I know Spoony doesn’t care for Avatar, but as a fan of the movie I could care less. The ending of this review amused me, only because it reaffirmed my belief that a movie doesn’t have to be 100% original to be enjoyable, which Avatar clearly falls into.
  - http://www.mandys-realm.com Mandy
    
    I know Spoony doesn’t care for Avatar, but as a fan of the movie I could care less. The ending of this review amused me, only because it reaffirmed my belief that a movie doesn’t have to be 100% original to be enjoyable, which Avatar clearly falls into.
- http://www.facebook.com/lordsimen Josh Langland
  
  I can see where you’re coming from, but given Spoony’s feelings toward Avatar based on his Vblog I got the distinct impression it was indeed a jab rather than a mere parallel. But I suppose only Spoony himself knows which it is.
- http://www.facebook.com/lordsimen Josh Langland
  
  I can see where you’re coming from, but given Spoony’s feelings toward Avatar based on his Vblog I got the distinct impression it was indeed a jab rather than a mere parallel. But I suppose only Spoony himself knows which it is.
- http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Stansell/667183182 James Stansell
  
  and both are ripping off a far superior movie
- http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Stansell/667183182 James Stansell
  
  and both are ripping off a far superior movie

Anonymous

damn spoony , have you lost some weight ???

Anonymous

Side-effect of dying.
- Anonymous
  
  WTF??? He is not dying
  - Anonymous
    
    Nononono! Spoony was “killed” but was brought back as a Black Lantern. Then brought back by Linkara only to be killed again by MechaLinkara as a BL. Then, brought back again when he took off the BL ring.
Anonymous

Wtf??

http://warpedtree.blogspot.com/ CornBRED-X

Thank you for the Robocop reference, spoony. I was hoping you spotted that haha
The hit at Avatar was really great too haha

http://warpedtree.blogspot.com/ CornBRED-X

Thank you for the Robocop reference, spoony. I was hoping you spotted that haha
The hit at Avatar was really great too haha

http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrew-Sullivan/1634714381 Andrew Sullivan

How I wish there was a Reb Brown DVD boxset with all these awesome movies in.

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OHQVHS2VVOZAD7T2AJUOAUSMHE Agustin Aldo

Doesn’t bliptv have a policy against nudity in their videos?

If so, how can Spoony show Reb Brown’s naked ass and get away with it?

http://www.mandys-realm.com Mandy

This was so fun to watch! And the ending was so awesome. Avatar! Reb Brown! God I fucking love them both!

Anonymous

Ahhhh, can’t unsee Reb Brown’s ass! I am going to be scarred for life now. XD

Anonymous

Ahhhh, can’t unsee Reb Brown’s ass! I am going to be scarred for life now. XD

http://www.facebook.com/Bentley2210 Paul Bentley

What you did thar…. I see it.

http://twitter.com/PDestrucity Pete Lopeno

Another great review! Coulda gone my whole life without seeing Reb’s ass though…

Anonymous

Yes, the only thing Avatar was missing is Reb Brown’s naked ass in 3D on a huge IMAX screen. “I see you…r junk, Reb Broown.”

Duke of New York A#1

I love the last starfighter poster in the back. My Brother has the same one. I hope he reviews the movie some day.

Anonymous

You have the best name ever.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Patrick-Willett/100000032377835 Patrick Willett

He likes that movie. It’s doubtful he will. Sure, he reviews “awesome” movies, but at least those are bad in several ways that lend itself to a review like this…and it’s kind of a lie when he says he likes those particular movies.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Patrick-Willett/100000032377835 Patrick Willett

He likes that movie. It’s doubtful he will. Sure, he reviews “awesome” movies, but at least those are bad in several ways that lend itself to a review like this…and it’s kind of a lie when he says he likes those particular movies.

Duke of New York A#1

I love the last starfighter poster in the back. My Brother has the same one. I hope he reviews the movie some day.

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_V3K7WV3HFEU34TVYZ5D2A3HOK4 charles

The worst part of this review is that it suggests you actually own a copy of Avatar.

Anonymous

Playin’ wit’ the boys!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Matt-Loudon/100000983582044 Matt Loudon

Just like the Sifer/Anikin comparison from the FF8 review before, I instantly thought of Avatar as the plot was being described at the end, and then to have Burton holding a copy of the movie was just the icing on the cake.

Anonymous

haha. Brilliant review. It needed less naked guy, though

Anonymous

haha. Brilliant review. It needed less naked guy, though

http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Stansell/667183182 James Stansell

now THAT is a proper reb brown movie. awesome work spoony, loved the UHF clip too.

one thing, that should have been “dances with wolves” at the end, since thats the movie avatar is ripping off. or maybe thats the joke… i dunno.

P.S. avatar sucks, people. go find some good movie to defend instead of that tripe

http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Stansell/667183182 James Stansell

now THAT is a proper reb brown movie. awesome work spoony, loved the UHF clip too.

one thing, that should have been “dances with wolves” at the end, since thats the movie avatar is ripping off. or maybe thats the joke… i dunno.

P.S. avatar sucks, people. go find some good movie to defend instead of that tripe

http://www.facebook.com/people/Jacinto-Ramirez/100000514292551 Jacinto Ramirez

But…it’s just a dam? It’s not even worth hiring imported American Mercs! Just use the regular old mercs you have!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Jeffrey-Jackson/100000497018043 Jeffrey Jackson

They can’t…The press.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Jacinto-Ramirez/100000514292551 Jacinto Ramirez

But…it’s just a dam? It’s not even worth hiring imported American Mercs! Just use the regular old mercs you have!

Anonymous

Where’s the last Rebruary video? There’s only a few hours til March & the end of Brown History Month at which point you’re cutting into Gary Daniels time. Garch will be truly honoured, got dammit!!

Anonymous

OMG naked Reb Brown. Did you vomit out of awesomeness or disgust?

Anonymous

OMG naked Reb Brown. Did you vomit out of awesomeness or disgust?

http://www.google.com/profiles/114319313498601954245 Kaltzor

I think Reb willed that explosion behind him into existance on the scene where he takes the .50 cal machine gun and starts shooting with one hand…

http://twitter.com/Jegsimmons James Simmons

who agrees that spoony should do a review of avatar were he totally slams it, and dr. insano can point out all the scientific inaccuracies (well not ALL of them, we dont want a year long review)

Anonymous

Likely been asked before, but I have to wonder 1) if Reb Brown knows about these reviews and, 2) what’s his reaction to them. I mean if he and Doug ever met each other on the street would there be handshakes, hugs or black eyes.

Which would likely be Spoony’s. Just saying.

Anonymous

Likely been asked before, but I have to wonder 1) if Reb Brown knows about these reviews and, 2) what’s his reaction to them. I mean if he and Doug ever met each other on the street would there be handshakes, hugs or black eyes.

Which would likely be Spoony’s. Just saying.

Anonymous

Likely been asked before, but I have to wonder 1) if Reb Brown knows about these reviews and, 2) what’s his reaction to them. I mean if he and Doug ever met each other on the street would there be handshakes, hugs or black eyes.

Which would likely be Spoony’s. Just saying.

http://dragonacesg7.livejournal.com/profile Dragons_Dusk

woo-hoo! Awesome use of a UHF clip!

http://dragonacesg7.livejournal.com/profile Dragons_Dusk

woo-hoo! Awesome use of a UHF clip!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Natalie-Jones/100001438912549 Natalie Jones

(sigh) spoony….you got me worried

http://www.facebook.com/people/Natalie-Jones/100001438912549 Natalie Jones

(sigh) spoony….you got me worried

http://twitter.com/Catabu Catabu

Great job as always!

Have you ever thought about recording/enconding your stuff in HD? I know that most of the stuff you review isn’t available in HD and I really don’t know how cutting and encoding a video that is a mixture of you in HD and the (often times really shitty) SD stuff would work out, but I really would like it.

Anyways. You’re doing a great job and I’l love your work be it SD or HD!

http://twitter.com/Catabu Catabu

Great job as always!

Have you ever thought about recording/enconding your stuff in HD? I know that most of the stuff you review isn’t available in HD and I really don’t know how cutting and encoding a video that is a mixture of you in HD and the (often times really shitty) SD stuff would work out, but I really would like it.

Anyways. You’re doing a great job and I’l love your work be it SD or HD!

Anonymous

You make me sad that it’s March.

Anonymous

You make me sad that it’s March.

Anonymous

I don’t know Spoony I think this film kinda ruined Reb Brown for me with him just sitting there while a bunch of innocent black women get slaughtered by a firing squad of UZI weilding bad guys, while he jumps up to save one, ONE white woman.

I know that it’s a film and normally war stuff like that doesnt bother me but that… that is just wrong and I was just tempted to shut off the review right then and there because of it,

truth be told though if it was just a bunch of the native soldiers it instead of women it wouldnt have bothered me at all.

Anonymous

The African country trying to industrialize by building a dam for power is probably inspired by the real history of Ghana under Kwame Nkrumah who in the 1960′s was lent tons of money from Western aid programs to build a hydroelectric dam for the same reason.

Anonymous

The African country trying to industrialize by building a dam for power is probably inspired by the real history of Ghana under Kwame Nkrumah who in the 1960′s was lent tons of money from Western aid programs to build a hydroelectric dam for the same reason.

http://twitter.com/Jegsimmons James Simmons

um…did anyone see this twitter update?!

“New videos from me are going to be delayed indefinitely. I don’t know when I’ll be able to focus on work or feel like being on-camera.”

….thats spoony’s twitter…. D:

http://www.facebook.com/people/Lee-Johnston/512453724 Lee Johnston

I did. These are dark times for Spoony and his followers. Dark times indeed.
- http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=515476575 Glen Graves
  
  This is actually very upsetting, not only am I worried about Spoony but he was also working on a project I’ve wanted to see for a long time, FF10-2. Please feel better soon Spoony, hope it’s nothing serious.
  - http://twitter.com/Jegsimmons James Simmons
    
    him and scarlet had a falling out.
  - http://twitter.com/Jegsimmons James Simmons
    
    him and scarlet had a falling out.
- http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=515476575 Glen Graves
  
  This is actually very upsetting, not only am I worried about Spoony but he was also working on a project I’ve wanted to see for a long time, FF10-2. Please feel better soon Spoony, hope it’s nothing serious.

http://twitter.com/Jegsimmons James Simmons

um…did anyone see this twitter update?!

“New videos from me are going to be delayed indefinitely. I don’t know when I’ll be able to focus on work or feel like being on-camera.”

….thats spoony’s twitter…. D:

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_KQZM4I3JX6F27LT4EM2Y27IFMU Corey

it would’ve been a complete reb brown movie to me if they gave him the chance to tell the natives about Disneyland before the final battle.

Anonymous

Isn’t that the scene from Psycho you have a still of?

Anonymous

So what happened to that “Last Flight to Hell” review?

Anonymous

He and scarlet had a falling out and they broke up, hence the indefintitely twiter, it’ll probably be about another week or so before he posts any videos.
- Anonymous
  
  How do you know they broke up? I tried looking into it.
  - Anonymous
    
    http://spoonyexperiment.com/forum/index.php?topic=28924.0
    - http://twitter.com/Jegsimmons James Simmons
      
      thats a damn shame too, i feel bad for spoony, i hope they make up.
    - http://twitter.com/Jegsimmons James Simmons
      
      thats a damn shame too, i feel bad for spoony, i hope they make up.

http://twitter.com/Euroman28 Mads Frederik Toft

So now we know. James Cameron stole from Reb Brown..

http://twitter.com/Euroman28 Mads Frederik Toft

So now we know. James Cameron stole from Reb Brown..

Anonymous

Ah. The ending. Subtile.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Jack-Donald/547723767 Jack Donald

Reb Brown, he is a manferno!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Jack-Donald/547723767 Jack Donald

Reb Brown, he is a manferno!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Zap-Rowsdower/100000068402682 Zap Rowsdower

Spoons – you’re the best – and I hope somehow everything works out for you and those in your life.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Zap-Rowsdower/100000068402682 Zap Rowsdower

Spoons – you’re the best – and I hope somehow everything works out for you and those in your life.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1563679277 Daniel Yi

oh ho ho

I c wat u did there
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http://www.facebook.com/people/Valerie-Dicaire/100000800421372 Valérie Dicaire

Oh my… The sight of Reb’s buttocks was GLORIOUS, to say the very fucking least! Yummy! :D~~~~

Oh and about your situation Spoony, hang in there! I wish I had some profound word of wisdom for you but I don’t. All I can say is good luck and come back to us soon!