The Spoony Experiment - Because bad movies and games deserve to be hurt back!

Daniel Barstead

Reruns?

ORCACommander

wow unusually long time for this to get up here

http://twitter.com/Eniacc Eniac

No! It’s the Powerpoint Fairy!
She’s presenting to her, and then she’s going to present it to me, OH MY GOOOOOOD.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Christian-Johansson/575754022 Christian Johansson

lol, how old was this again? ^^

http://twitter.com/Yuoaman Nick Burns

That fairy lives in my nightmares now.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Dan-Duncan/1395490109 Dan Duncan

Lol, well done, guys.

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ICDHG7TLTN6JVK6JMK3TKQFXKQ Mike Wallace

So somewhere in Hollywood’s sub-basement was a guy who’s entire job was to think of the most rudimentary mundane tasks the average human being will engage in at least once in their life and had the gall to tell us how to do it properly in a classroom eductational film?

And this was supposed to fight Communism, how?

How to eat, how to speak, how to stand, how to bathe, how to drive, we’re meddlesome! We meddle! Don’t run don’t walk, we’re in their homes and in their heads and we haven’t the right! Viva la Browncoats!

Anonymous

Huh– you didn’t even mention “Drawing for Beginners: The Rectangle”. That’s my favorite.
- http://UnholyFireDragon.com Unholy Fire Dragon
  
  Wait… There’s a production like that?…
  Please don’t tell me there’s a production like that… *goes to check*
  *finds “Drawing for Beginners: The Rectangle” through Google*
  WHAAAT?! O_O
- Anonymous
  
  Don’t forget the tons of uses we have for…grass.
  
  And boxes.
  
  I swear I’m not joking.
  - http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ICDHG7TLTN6JVK6JMK3TKQFXKQ Mike Wallace
    
    Or how to arrange a classroom.
    
    Yes… yes… DO IT, YOU GLORIOUS INSANE BITCH!
Anonymous

The key word is “average human being”. Believe you me I’ve seen alot of…how to put this gently?….. individuals who are “not quite up to par” when it comes to social events? So there is a market for this sort of thing.

But this wasn’t supposed to fight Communism. The Battletoads were supposed to fight Communism.
- http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ICDHG7TLTN6JVK6JMK3TKQFXKQ Mike Wallace
  
  What’s the matter, can’t beat the jetbike level, COMRADE?!
  Sure they were meant to fight Communism. Back then everything caused Communism except blind obedient conformity to stifling oppressive values. It was the Terrorism of the 1950′s.
  
  Communists totally endorsed the most non-conformist attitudes, from committing petty crimes to expressing emotions in front of others. Remember “Reefer Madness” and “The Violent Years?” Communism even gave rise to delinquint all-female rape gangs and pot. Which means we all need to become Communists RIGHT NOW.
  
  Somehow I think even a short-bus’er would find these videos kind of insulting.
  - Anonymous
    
    No, no, no. Not the video game. I meant the box full of angry amphibians I tried to send over to the Eastern Bloc back in the 80s. 145 Floridian swamp toads to be precise. Mean little pendejos. Thought it would creep ‘em out and cause Konstantin Chernenko to keel over.
    
    Unfortunately, I was only three at the time, so I goofed on the shipping info and sent it France by accident.
    
    ….not quite the noble end I expected for my warty warriors.
    - http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ICDHG7TLTN6JVK6JMK3TKQFXKQ Mike Wallace
      
      Fate was probably playing in your favor; I learned in college that Wart Vodka is only fun once.
    - Anonymous
      
      Really? I just thought it was like bacon whiskey. You know, it sounds nasty, smells nasty but it turns out…it actually really IS nasty?
      
      Hmmm.
    - http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ICDHG7TLTN6JVK6JMK3TKQFXKQ Mike Wallace
      
      The Russians can make vodka out of anything man. Potatoes, beets, rice, grain, furniture, grief… it’s a diverse beverage.
    - Anonymous
      
      Yeah, but there comes a point where you have to ask the “Ian Malcolm Question”: Just because you CAN make Vodka out of ground 80s action movies, does that mean you SHOULD make Vodka out of the career of Dolph Lundgren?
      
      To which a great philosopher would answer thusly:
      
      “I must break you.”
    - http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ICDHG7TLTN6JVK6JMK3TKQFXKQ Mike Wallace
      
      I kind of prefer Clubber Lang Whiskey myself. It’s got attitdue.
    - Anonymous
      
      Well, it’s certainly better than Tommy Gunn Brandy: a drink you want to forget about immediately after you taste it.
    - http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ICDHG7TLTN6JVK6JMK3TKQFXKQ Mike Wallace
      
      It’s all bark and no bite, with a bland aftertaste.
      
      Nothing like the Apollo Creed Cocktail or Thunderlips Will Kick Your Fucking Ass Cognac.

http://www.facebook.com/jpocahan Jp O’Cahan

Sorry to play devil’s advocate here, but this film may actually be quite helpful for socially retarded six-year-olds. Which is who I think it was aimed at, judging from the actors used, the dopey redneck accents and the fact that everything is spelt out like a glorified Powerpoint presentation.

Anonymous

Given what I’ve seen on the internet? This could probably be useful for socially awkward twenty and thirty somethings, too.

Ralf van Goch

zeh hell is thiss i dont even

http://UnholyFireDragon.com Unholy Fire Dragon

NC & Spoony:*gunshot* “The end!”
Me: YAAAY!
*new scene appears*
Me: “NOOO!”

AAARGH! SANS-SERIF TYPEFAAAAACE!!!…
Omg, the Arial fonts!… The horror… The horror…

Fairy: “Be a good loser!”
Me: “Oh, don’t worry. I’m VERY good at being a loser! I learned from you, didn’t I?” ;-)

Seriously though, I enjoyed that riff. I love when you and Doug do these. :-)

Anonymous

“Don’t break things.”

Well HOLY shit. It’s a good thing I saw this video.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Brnd-Myr/1254717857 Brnd Myr

Holycrap. That was awesome!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000005596843 Andreas Andy Persson Fondell

No offence, but riffing is so insanely boring. No more. Please.

http://www.facebook.com/RTRicharii Richard Richardson

Why are you here then?…
Anonymous

I quite like the riffs they’re not as good as the other content but they provide a nice change of pace and sometimes thats good. You don’t have to watch them, I know you might prefer other content but its spoonys choice what he does.
Anonymous

Only Mr. Bungles would say that

youtube.com/watch?v=KnTGulIZZTE
Darke Mayer Goulart

Sure, riffing is so boring. I mean, people keep talking while I try to watch Cindy learn how to behave properly at the party, or learning how to not be a Mr. Bungle, or how boys should protect themseves against those sick homossexuals. Shut up, will you?

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_AW3VX7HGVPJFFLYOQGRTPWDVFQ Joseph

Cindy goes to a party…
…and Harold and Kumar go to White Castle…
…and Jason goes to Hell…
…and Beavis and Butthead do America…
…and Debbie does Dallas…

…Huh?! Oh! Sorry! My mind was trying to defend itself from this old, black and white PSA by trying to come up with movie titles that are similar to this PSA’s title.

Also, they left out an important scene where after Dennis loses the game of musical chairs he begs anyone to bring him back to life, but Cindy tells him to just accept his fate. The next day, when Cindy goes to Dennis’s house to check up on how he’s doing she goes to his room, only to find him hanging from the ceiling: his arms and legs dangling lifelessly. Her shocked response was “NO DENNIS! YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO DO THAT!”

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ICDHG7TLTN6JVK6JMK3TKQFXKQ Mike Wallace

Dennis is a sore loser.

I remember watching Debbie Does Dallas in class. Learned a lot that day. Like how Ron Jeremy was pug-fugly even thirty years ago, no matter how mythical his junk was. And how our teacher really needed to cut back on the Khalua in his coffee.
- http://pulse.yahoo.com/_AW3VX7HGVPJFFLYOQGRTPWDVFQ Joseph
  
  Yeah, I remember when I first saw Debbie Does Dall…
  
  … Wait! You got to watch porn, IN SCHOOL?! Are we talking about college, or jr. high, around the time they teach kids Sex Ed.? You know what; it doesn’t matter. Either way, you must of had the BEST SCHOOL EVER!
  - http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ICDHG7TLTN6JVK6JMK3TKQFXKQ Mike Wallace
    
    Yeah, it was pretty cool. No wait, what’s the word? Oh right. Gross negligence.
    
    But no, I didn’t actually see Debbie Does Dallas in school. It’d have made one hell of an educational video. Like all those Japanese men who think it’s not rape so long as you can overpower your partner.
    - http://pulse.yahoo.com/_AW3VX7HGVPJFFLYOQGRTPWDVFQ Joseph
      
      I kind of had the feeling that you were messing around, but I still had to ask.
      
      A couple years ago, a teacher from a high school I graduated from was arrested for having and distributing child porn after another teacher discovered a flash drive filled to capacity with under aged kids in the nude in his desk drawer when she asked to borrow an empty flash drive. Sure enough, she called the cops, the police investigate him and all of his computer equipment, and after learning that he also posted as well as collected off of various kiddie porn web sites they gave him a 10 year jail sentence. Also, he’s no longer a teacher, as his ass was SOOOOO fired!
      
      The whole point to this story: if a teacher is stupid enough to bring kiddie porn TO school another teacher could be negligent enough to show porn IN school.
    - http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ICDHG7TLTN6JVK6JMK3TKQFXKQ Mike Wallace
      
      That’s the truth.

Martin Dawson

I expected Pinkie Pie to explode out of the dresser every time someone said “party”…

Anonymous

The bronies…

There’s no escaping them. D:

http://www.facebook.com/people/Miriam-Percival/1221204449 Miriam Percival

What…the hell was that?
Why would anyone think it necessary to make a “how to” film about what to do at a party? XD’

http://www.facebook.com/people/Nathan-Ellis/100002419726549 Nathan Ellis

David Lynch’s Eraserhead reference ftw!

Doc Hammer and Jackson Public (the masterminds behind The Venture Bros.) do some amazing riffing in their episode commentaries.

Anonymous

Did you see that Zach?
Clear as a crisp spring morning/
F. K… at the party/
I knew I could count on it/
It never fails.
–grins stupidly–

reignfire77

what kind of drugs was dennis on?

Anonymous

Great job guys! Do more of these 50′s psa’s!

http://www.facebook.com/Petey0707 Kris Ecuador

haha awesome

Anonymous

Best “That Guy Riffs” ever. You two work off each other so well.

Darke Mayer Goulart

Cue to people complaining about Doug making Spoony less funny in some unimaginable way.

http://twitter.com/86TheJehuty M.A Ajab

“Tell no one about my presence” always gets me. XD

this is probably the best “That Guy Riffs/TSE Theater” episode ever made. ^^

http://www.facebook.com/people/Andre-Aberg/677507600 André Åberg

haha! awesome best i ever seen! more more more!

http://www.youtube.com/user/denderfurger

http://www.facebook.com/people/Olli-Johannes-Suvinen/1182935768 Olli Johannes Suvinen

Just bring out the bloody booze!

HuneyMunster

This Riff isnt the same without Bobs Bad boys theme tune….

Anonymous

“Wow, they’re trying way too hard to be like Mystery Science Theater.”

*BANG!* THE END!

“Okay, I’m happy again!”

Man, I sure have chaotic mood swings, don’t I? And oy, they really didn’t let ANYBODY have any fun in the 50′s, did they? No wonder Robert Crumb and his siblings became so messed up.

Anonymous

The reason why they took musical chairs out of the Olympics was because power-walking was more accessible to seniors.

EDIT: Actually, it’s called RACEWALKING. Yeah, I know, it’s a pitiful excuse. I tried.

Anonymous

LOL!!! Love it. Just like MTS3K and I LOVED the Dracula Dead And Loving It reference :D

http://www.facebook.com/people/George-Rosenbaum/100001387887487 George Rosenbaum

Wasn’t this released on TGWTG before it was released on this site? It ALMOST feels like a new post…

What what that other review? Something about fighting tournament… volleyball… boobies… Oh well, it must not have been very recent. Which reminds me, YOU HAVEN’T DONE A REVIEW IN FOREVER, GAWD!!!

*I kid*

Akasen

I’m listening to the audio only and I’m laughing my ass off!

Anonymous

C’thulhu F’tagn!

http://twitter.com/laFangirlz Amber

I can’t get ver the fact you make any riffing pure gold, spoony

http://dragonacesg7.livejournal.com/profile Dragons_Dusk

man… these things scare me (the original content not the riffing)

http://www.facebook.com/people/Natalie-Jones/100001438912549 Natalie Jones

Alright that settles it parties are from Satan!

http://www.facebook.com/people/Bill-Hiers/100000523827311 Bill Hiers

Wow, Dennis was flat-out bullied into having fun by that damn fairy godmother. Where was HIS fairy godmother to tell Cindy’s to back off?

Graham Sigurdson

Why does a girl have fuckin COWBOY wallpaper. Maybe she should play basketball.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Discordius-Erisianus/100000352364153 Discordius Erisianus

I want my time back!

http://twitter.com/SanctuaryLover V Tesla

LOL, Noah you should dub, a korean tv show i saw

http://twitter.com/dividebyxer0 dividebyxer0

Very funny! I would defiantly love to see more riffs!

Wandervogel .

Is this meant to be some kind of Beavis and Butthead spoof?

http://www.facebook.com/people/Seth-Aaron-Hershman/100000310572870 Seth Aaron Hershman

…Joel, Mike and the ‘Bots would like a word with you.

Forget them, freaking Statler and Waldorf would like a word with you.

Enes Memic

“They float! They all float!” lmao

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001522332871 Jan Steinwasser

“she’s the fucking powerpoint fairy” xD that line cracks me up :D

http://twitter.com/CasWegkamp Cas Wegkamp

You guys should do one with the entire Cinderella movie.

http://www.facebook.com/#!/alexander.f.cole Alexander Cole

I loved this riff Noah! In my opinion, it’s some of your funniest stuff. Although, I think Twilight: New Moon vlog, Final Fantasy VIII, and SWAT trump it, I would enjoy seeing more material like this. I always thought it would be cool to see Riffs with you, Doug, Brad, and Joe….
….
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!
……

http://twitter.com/SanJ922 Sanjay Dharawat

Wow, a Shane reference! Don’t see too many of those…

Anonymous

“And children, remember at the end of the party to perform the blood sacrifice ritual to summon Satan’s evil minions so they can bring the world back to the Dark Ages and endow it with the death of billions and rivers of blood that will keep the undead satiated for the next millennia. If you cannot find a willing sacrifice, you can always use chlorophorm and laudanum to subdue the participant until their heart is carved out with the rib bone of a tiger. Now, sometimes you might find it a little difficult to cut through the ribcage, but remember, dear children, enough blunt force will ALWAYS get the job done. And afterwards, it is always important to clean up the excess human fascia that spills out of the chest cavity. No one likes to leave a party with a mess on the carpet. Now, excuse me, I must leave. Beelzebub has decided that I should be promoted to head torturer in Hell.”

Arsenal Of Megadeath

*and use condoms so your parents dont find out

http://www.facebook.com/Jessano Jessica Marie

I swear the entire time I was waiting for the boy to just blurt out, “Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.”

jnywest

Ah, good memories

IHeart28

Fairy: Oh let’s play musical chairs!
Dennis: Oh well I—
Spoony: SILENCE MORTAL! YOU WILL PARTICIPATE!
Fairy: There this is gonna be fun
Spoony: ISN’T IT?!?!
ROFL! Fantastic riff! This is one of the many times I’ve watched this!

http://www.facebook.com/alex.drennen.5 Alex Drennen

good to see noah and doug working so well together

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