A leader must be tested. Experience Bij.
I remembering listening to that for an hour when you tweeted about it some months ago Noah.
I got through that no problemo!
I watched MikeJ’s review of Fred. There was little you could throw at me that could equal that torture.
Well, there’s the nickelodeon show…
I don’t want to even consider it.
Funny you should mention that…
Is that all? Weak bro, weak,
This is way too easy to handle. Don’t go soft on us, BIJ!
Dafuq, I don’t get it. Does that mean I’m a hardened Klingon warrior?
Well, at least that was short for a change…
More Bij ?
Bring it on !
Hit us with something better. Like Justin Bieber’s nonexistant ballsack
Sooooo why is Galron walking around The D like he owns the Place?
Dominion War stuff I assume.
A lot of people won’t get this one, but the Junes jingle is “BIJ” because it seems harmless at first… but then it gets stuck in your head forever. Problem is… Junes is awesome and no one will care! :D
All Hail Junes. All Hail Persona 4, my favorite game of all time!
But i love Nanako! Every days great at your Junes!
Hear that line in the Vita version..
Much like all the redone/new lines it’s fucking downright scary how bad it is..
As much as I liked to see the return of Experience Bij, I don’t get it. What was so horrible about this?
That’s not true Bij! Anyone who knows what it is will already be hardened against it, and anyone who doesn’t will be immune to it’s power.
Let me get this straight: you claim to be an huge fan of Persona 4, and this is the thing you find annoying! Not Teddie’s new voice actor, or some of the way Chie’s voice actress read her lines. No, its the cute little jingle sang by what most gamers would consider to be the most adorable little girl in video game history!
It pains me to do this, as I still like you SpoonyOne, but I’m going to have you to turn in your Man Card! You only have yourself to blame for this!
you just mentioned “cute little jingles”, “most adorable little girl” and “Man Card” in the same breath. I reckon your’s is allready gone? Because if not, it’s about time.
Actually, the fact that I am capable of being able to find anything “cute,” or “adorable,” and post it, on the Internet (of all places), with full confidence, means that I am very manly. The fact that you couldn’t tell the difference between sarcasm and seriousness (come on, I used “Man Card” for Christ’s sake) probably means that you should reevaluate what it means to be a man, other than playing with your “little jingles.”
Wait, what’s wrong with the new voice acting? I never saw it being a problem…
Other than Chie sounding like Bart Simpson? Just listen to that laugh…
Also, yes… what the hell, meltdown? That jingle is annoying as all hell.
Teddie’s new voice actor has a grating sound which feels like someone rubbing sandpaper directly into my ears; and Chie’s new voice actress isn’t bad, but she does have the tendency to sound “off” when she gets excited.
It would have worked as Bij if you had put it on a loop for a minute or two. By itself, it has no effect.
that was weak, try a Teddy compilation
This is Bij? This is not Bij! You know what my Bij is!
So that was from Persona 4?
Like NewSpeak Radio said, since I had no idea what that was I was immune to its power.
It’ll take more than that to break us!
I had way worse. BRING IT ON!
Bij? More like KAWAII XD !
Sadly, I fear this will be the only SMT-related Bij, seeing how Shouji Meguro is a soundtrack GOD.
Then again… do penis demons count?
Your Bij is WEAK! BRING IT! BRING ON THE THUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNDDEEEEEEERR!!!
Oh thank goodness. From the title, I thought this was going to be another episode of Bad Call.
Wait, no, I’m not falling for this twice!
I remember when Bij first started; Spoony deliberately threw a “softball” at us the first time, then hit us hard with that bitch, Celine Dion! And after that, we got the Bluto Horror Picture Show.
So this one may be easy, but that’s only to let our guards down. By the next Bij, I’ll be ready! …But if you show us clips from the Dragonlance animated movie, I swear, someone’s gonna lose a nipple! I’m not watching that torture again without breaking into a psychotic rage.
Don’t tell everyone your weak point XD !
Well… how else are the good guys supposed to win then?
With Tribbles :D !
No no no, TELL them your weak point! It’s the entire reason for Experience Bij’s existence!
More counter monkey, please!
I do not get it.
Bad in-joke? I guess the point is that I wouldn’t get it, but … bleh.
the hell did I just watch?
YES I fucking loved these Experience BIJ! videos.
That was more like a drive-by wtf.
I don`t really need more of those, thank you
I’m confused. Bij is supposed to be painful, and yet this was the opposite of pain.
“Yes Captain Kavok!”
Come on Spoony, you pussy! You can do better than that!
I LOVE Junes!
Lame BIJ Man! The past three, I went through with honor. That just equals someone dangling keys to your face.
That’s not even the kinda thing to get stuck in your head and drive you insane. How dare you invoke the name of Bij for this. THIS is some Bij level crap http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjqOVF79beo
What, the video or the comment section?
The video. If you wanna see Bij level D-baggery on the comments, the Breaking Dawn 2 vlog was pretty ugly.
I wish I knew Klingon for “now you’re not even trying”.
Easiest one yet, I love persona 4!
I guess if I knew where this came from and the context for it, it might be horrifying.
but I don’t… mabye this was just for spoony, since he said he’s not a fan of anime.
Who is this June, and why do I want to be at her ass?
Okay, imaginary $10 to whomever can translate this nonsense …..-wIj yopwaH buy’ ghotI’. maH legh chab mI’ retlh nIm wIb ngogh yan. -’egh ghag pagh ‘eQway.
Want to see: Gatecleaner vs Klingon Spoony va Ultimate Warrior Spoony.
That was WEAK! Give me something worthy of BIJ
I fear I must agree with the majority posts. This Bij is but for children and ferengi! Give me something can sink my teeth into!
Weakest Bij yet. That’s vulcan child Bij.
THIS. This is BIJ! Level 100 BIJ. Only the greatest warriors can withstand this level of pain.
Oh god. Thank you it wasn’t on repeat… Nanako may be cute as hell, but that voice can get grating VERY quickly…
Why does the Klingon sound like Robert O’Reilly in his Gowron voice?
Because the Klingon is Robert O’Reilly as Gowron, that’s why.
There’s one thing I think would make a perfect Experience Bij, but I think you’d run into copyright problems if you posted all of “An American Carol”.
YES! Been waiting for this for YEARS!
I wonder how soon we’ll get a review of “Night Claws,” whether Spoony
will do a VLOG immediately after watching it, or make a full film about
it, or keep it as the centerpiece for Brown History Month 2013
OH DEAR LORD NO! *faints*
*four hours later*
Okay… okay… I can explain… its the kawaii…. is the kawaii… its infecting me… *rocks back and forth* I… can’t… hold it… in….
I’ve sat through the agony of Experience Bij 3,
AND I’VE EVEN REPLAYED THAT ONE!
This doesn’t even leave a dent, but maybe that’s what Spoony was going for.
SPOONY NO THIS IS TOO MUCH I CAN’T TAKE IT
I don’t get it
I don’t get it.
Why do I get the feeling that this might be meant to lull us into a false sense of security? First we go “Pfft! This Bij is for sissies!” until we get some A-grade kawaii nightmare-fuel the next time.
That’s what I was thinking. This was too easy. There must be something else that he plans to really mess with us with.
Long ago, a storm was heading for the city of Quin’lat. Everyone took protection within the walls except one man who remained outside. Kahless went to him and asked what he was doing. “I am not afraid,” the man said. “I will not hide my face behind stone and mortar. I will stand before the wind and make it respect me.” Kahless honored his choice and went back inside. The next day, the storm came, and the man was killed. Kahless replied, “The wind does not respect a fool”.
I see many fools standing here.
Everyone who told him to bring his A-Game? All of you can go fuck yourself.
As far as bij goes.. this was insanely weak. I mean, seriously… Chris Tucker in 5th Element.. Celine Dion destroying rock.. Big Fazeek.. …then this? I’m sorry, but there was very little torture to be had here.
Ha. All that caused was heartwarming feelings. Come on, give me all you got!
answer me you worm!! -Gowron
answer me you maggot!! -The Gatekeeper
Makes you wonder doesn’t it.
Hah, Klingon bastard! I have survived, and have only grown stronger!
This Bij is weak. It’s just some anime Lolita singing. Come on you can do better right?
*watches next Bij*
Has God forsaken us? If something like that gets made maybe the world needs to end…
Nope. Not registering anything. Maybe the next one.
Don’t be fooled, bij #4 is to let your guard down, before bij #5 utterly destroys you. A clever tactic spoony.
#5 was awful, but a minor nuisance compared to #3.
I just watched the 10min version of this for kicks. Your Bij is weak Spoontok!
no… No… NO!!! “persona” 8(
well the persona 3 and 4 memories have resurfaced. i suppose i should go ahead and call my therapist again… thanks Spoony >:(
Um…..What? I mean…Ok it’s a little painful but…After the 4# I expected more. Still thank you Spooneyone and I’m ready for the next one!
Ps.: GIVE ME PAYNE!!!! (not max)
I have seen #5.
This is now as soothing as pure mountain water.
That one wasn’t so bad, considering it only lasted like… 5 seconds.
Awww… Nanako-chan! This one was easy – P4 did all the heavy lifting making you really care about Nanako (and her relationship with Dojima) exactly so that when the game’s climax happens, you don’t see her as an annoying kid, but as a person in danger that you actually care about.
Weak Bij. It is your turn to suffer!
youve delivered us brokencyde…HOW DO YOU TOP THAT!? I DONT KNOW,BUT I DOUBT YOU EVER WILL! D: