Walk the river of blood.
Nobody should have complained about the Junes song. This is Spoony’s sweet sweet revenge, best served cold and with a lobotomy.
Why did we tempt faith!
you mean tempt fate, moran
You mean moron, idiot.
you mean eejit, dumdum
I can count to patato
Wow, I think I need a nap after that one…
Mommy, I don’t want to be a Klingon anymore!
I have the video paused at 40 seconds as I write this..
Whatever the punishemnt for failing this is, it can’t be worse then watching more of this..
This tests my Klingon endurance. BUT I WILL PREVAIL. GAH.
MY EARS, MY EYES! DAMN YOU COMMENTATORS, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL HIM ABOUT THIS MONSTROSITY!!! No, relax, I’m a warrior, I can take this.
I know people who have survived the entire movie. It’s better than the last attempt, though.
Damn, I saw MikeJ’s review of this before seeing this. :(
Even the trailer makes my ears want to bleed, though.
Well played Spoony. Well played indeed.
Pfff, my little sister is blaring Justin Bieber trough the house almost non-stop. You have no power over me, SpoonyOne.
John Cena? BIJ IS DEAD!
This is childsplay! Give me a real challenge!
Rrgh… I’m strong, I can take it…
Wow, that kid was so annoying that even John Cena wanted to body slam him through a table. I almost feel sorry for him.
That was probably the least horrible scene in the movie… too bad it led to nothing but more screaming…
If that’s what it’s going to take, you can send me to eat with the targs and laugh at me in a superior, Klingon fashion. You can even play me #2 meanwhile. Just… Make this stop.
Nice try butt it takes more than that to scare someone who has played
Bloodwings: Pumpkinhead’s Revenge, 9 times.
9 times? Dude, are a masochist or some sort of cyborg ninja? I ran away at the first sign of the title screen!
It was the first video game I got for the PC, I was 9 years old and i have Asperger syndome, In other words i would have played anything.
well now when i think about it I think it was a sadistic joke my dad played on me.
Great way of revenge, lend him this movie and tell that its good… >:)
He shall know BIJ!!! Qapla’ !!!
Where was the Bij? I live in the same town as that Fred kid, I can put up with far more of him than that.
you poor soul.
oh my god this goes on for almost 3 minutes?
Yeah, I give, you win Spoony.
…Try again Spoony
you wussies! that guy’s voice is annoying, but http://spoonyexperiment.com/2011/03/20/experience-bij-3/ is still muc much harder to get thru IMO
This was more bij than the Junes jingle (which MIGHT reach the level of bij after an hour on loop, but maybe not even then. Try inserting parts of the jingle into other songs. Once you’ve sung “This was a triumph…at your Junes” a few hundred times, then you will know bij.) Even so, this was not painful, as bij #2 was. It was worth sitting through just to see the so-called protagonist flipped through a coffee table.
Too much! Too fucking much!!! AAAAAAAAHHHH!
This was annoying. But it does not rise to Bij levels and it lacks a personal touch.
Too much… Can’t take it.
Noah, this time you did it. All the other experience bij’s i passed, this one. No, just no, i quit, fuck it.
Better.. but still pretty weak compared to the older three (especially that third.. good GOD, I still get nightmares).
But no, this is nothing. I watched and listened to this schlock (like any who truly want the full bij experience should.. unlike those wimps who claimed to have passed the 3rd test despite ‘listening to it in the background’) and felt nothing. It was bad, yes.. but it was nowhere close to approaching my breaking point. Now, the whole movie might be a completely different story…
You call this Bij!? I watched the whole fucking movie because I’m a masochist!!!
Truly, you are a great warrior!
Or a great victim.
That’s pretty bad, but Bij 3 is still one of the hardest things to ever sit through.
If you find something that actually tops #3, then god help us.
Huginn or Muninn?
definitely Muninn, regretfully Muninn.
Muninn stands for memory but Huginn stands for Imagination in Icelandic
Now for Huginn’s gift… Imagine sitting though a whole “You Gotta LOL” standup.
Are you up to this BIJ, P’Tok!?
NO! Memory was Bad Enough! Don’t make me simulate it!
Not bad but still not really a challenge. But still this was compared to Nanakos Junes song (which I really liked in a good way) a huge step up and makes Fred even more annoying! Maybe that was Spoony’s plan all along xD
I already saw MikeJ’s review of Fred. After that awful experience, this trailer of approximately one-tenth the length was easy to sit through by comparison.
Suddenly, Tom Green doesn’t seem so idiotic anymore.
Speaking of which, watching “Freddy Got Fingered” all the way through kind of built up my tolerance for this particular brand of irritability. John Cena still hurt my brain, though. Maybe if I watch some classic Dusty Rhodes promos, I’ll feel better.
A not-so-wise raccoon once said: “STOP TALKING!”
The only thing worse is knowing this was a series.
It wasn’t a series, was it?
Kinda, sorta. If you call a YouTube show a series, then yes.
Though, what you just witnessed was the trailer for the movie, based on the show.
Sad thing is. Nickelodeon gave Fred a TV series as well. Fortunately, like Youtube channel and the trilogy of movies he got, the show bombed and received almost universal panning
I did not know that.
Thank you, Nickelodeon, for having your main office overseas. LOL
I… I don’t get it?
5 for 5, I AM A KLINGON WARRIOR!
Can someone tell me who this Fred is? Is this an american thing?
It’s a Youtube thing. He’s some annoying git who had a popular (no idea how) youtube show, and he got a contract with Disney to star in his own series. There’s also a movie.
Wasn’t it Nickelodeon?
Because I remember not being surprised that they would show something so godawfully irredeemable.
Though now that Cartoon Network has picked up Annoying Orange…oh god *throws up everywhere*
WHY TV WHY?
May have been Nick. Either way, the fact that he somehow managed to get a contract with a channel like that is proof that he is a minion of the dark gods.
CN got the Annoying Orange? 0_o
Dammit CN, I remember when you were cool! :(
He’s a YouTuber who plays a six-year old child and speeds up his voice to sound “younger”. It’s generally just an annoying waste of time, though he’s fairly popular. Popular enough to get a 90 minute movie based around his character.
Don’t ask, it’s the internet. ;)
And 2 sequels. Dear gawd, Fred has 3 movies. Three Movies. He has the same number of movies as the Toy Story franchise or Lord of the Rings.
You may now weep for the death of cinema.
Just one of those mainstream Youtube celebrities. We two should be glad to live in countries where nobody cares about them XD
And yet, the ocean does not seem that great a protection anymore…
Still seems to work over here. Sometimes, I’m glad German television has a deep hatred for its greatest rival, the internet XD
(Seriously, I’ve never heard about any Youtube celebrity on German media, and Justin Bieber is very obscure and easy to avoid.)
Wait… this is meant to be a series of intolerably bad videos nobody would ever want to watch and which makes you question the priorities of a person who would waste time creating it?
Oh. Screaming success!
Can you seriously believe that I… used to like Fred ? Yeah I know…somehow my brain survived. You will never brake me.
Wow. WOW. Cojones grandes, amigo. Cojones muy grandes. Crazy props, sir.
Oooh you are evil!
What sort of sick bastard would unleash Fred on someone like that :O
However, as Fred got his ass kicked by Cena, I think I can handle this.
This bij is weak, Spoony One! Surely you have something stronger!
this one is weak
This one has failed.This bij is too strong for him.
I like how the trailer feels the need to point out that a dog is not a squirrel. Than again, Fred’s audience is so stupid that they probably would mistake a dog for a squirrel. I give this BIJ a 5/5
erm, does this movie has any educational requirement whatsoever? i mean, how deep can movies sink to grab money from a (potential) audience?
oh, i see… there is no rock bottom.
Another Spoony meme is relevant. It is the “Blag ‘ooole”
Oh, come on, the white Steve Urkel? Not quite there yet, Spoony One. Maybe the Low Level Malfunction prevented you from unleashing the fury. (I actually played that board game)
Is this as thing that all these interactive board game villains must have at least a slight Gatekeeper vibe XD ?!
you mean that: “… you re truly being testeeehed, haha!”
of course, the job pays minimum wage and he had to pay for the uniform himself. you need to get a chuckle out of it every once in while :)
Not only that part. It wouldn’t have surprised me if he’d started talking about a “blagole” Oo
And at least he had fun XD
Why would you insult Urkel like that?
in the previous BIJ, chancellor gowron was just plain silly for its own sake,
… now i think klingons are just weird.
i wanna see worf explain this to his crewmates
They don’t talk about this with outsiders.
Not even after Three barrels of Fine Blood Wine and a cask of Prune Juice?! Worf proves again, just why he’s Kahless reincarnated!
You’ll need more than three barrels for a true Klingon XD
I’ve conquered this BIJ with HONOR and prowess!
Not THAT’S more like it! Truly a worthy warm-up. Now bring on the pain!
Oh great Klingon warrior, kill me now! I don’t want to live in this world anymore… :’-(
o.o I think my ears want to rip them selves from my head…. but I do know something worse than that… but I don’t think Noah would show it on here XD
no NO! what foul Klingon tricks! you will not get away with this Spoony, mark my words!
I’ll give you extra points for trying harder. I have walked the river of blood and has not yet brought me down!
BTW, did you know that the same guy who played Fred is now on a new Nickelodeon show called Marvin, Marvin? Sort of a modern day My Favorite Martian/Mork & Mindy, but not as good if you ever have the masochist thrill of actually watching it.
I made the mistake of seeing these and then going back to watch the first three.
I believe my face has frozen into a grimace as its new default expression.
I never, EVER, thought I’d say this, but Cena was the only thing that made that at all watchable.
I know when John Cena is the funniest thing in your movie just stop
That was nothing. The fact that you believe this to be worthy of being called “Bij” made me laugh the entire time.
You absolute bastard. That was horrible, even for you.
I don’t mind these but … Is anyone else’s player messing up? For instance this is the second video that has been cut off thirty seconds early so that it can cut to an advertisement. Going to an ad at the end is fine but, the video is still playing over top of the ad and I can hear both at the same time and I missed the last bit of the video. I was forcefully out Bij’ed because of a FOX digital short that was 8 minutes longer than this video lol.
i think the reaL BIJ Is the ad before the video
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Did anyone else notice fred sounds a LOT like salad fingers? I mean I just couldn’t help notice that.. it kind of makes the whole thing even more creepy.
What the hell did I just watch!? Is this supposed to be horror, comedy, or being bored into your grave!?
Pshh I actually made it through a sitting of that movie. Surprisingly the parts with John Cena were the only reprieve.
I have seen the face of hell, and it’s name is Fred…
Oh god… it’s like if Justin Beiber and Pauly Shore had a child…
that kid is in need of two things
Bah, I’ve watched “Freddy got fingered” thrice, and didn’t even break a sweat.
is that all? becoming a Klingon is easy…
“Freddy Got Fingered” gets a lot of flak, but I kind of liked it; Rip Torn beating the hell out of Tom Green and breaking shit never gets old.
I know, I liked it, too!
It is the guiltiest of guilty pleasures. And the little sausage song was quite catchy.
wow, Didn’t know people liked it, thought I was the only one.
It really is off the wall.
I love the scene where he is hit by a truck, that is actually a good slap-stick moment.
And that thing about guilty pleasure, no it isn’t. We should not have to excuse ourselves for enjoying something we like.
pfff, thats just mildly annoying, your bij is weak spoony
That is the most irritating trailer ever created by a human.
I… I just… I don’t even…
It’s like Freddy Got Fingered all over again… For the love of logic and reason, what is so appealing about this kind of character/movie? I mean, someone has to be watching it, or they wouldn’t be making it… right? Is it another ‘lol, random’ kind of thing? What is it?
My head hurts…
He seems closer to Peewee, no offense to Paul Reubens. A closer comparison would probably be to that Amanda Bynes creepy fangirl character, since this seems to be a Disney Channel vomit.
Ow. That one stung.
Oh God Spoony why would you do this to us
AHH FRED!! Spoony, you evil bastard!!
and then I dropped my damn mouse before I could stop the video.
Is that the worst you can do?
MY EYES! THEY BURN! But I am a warrior! I can withstand this.
And everyone in the cast of this abomination shall never be taken seriously again.
I call for a campaign to kill everyone involved with this abomination (the movie not the Bij). Killing Fred would be easy. All I would have to do is lock him in a soundproof room and watch him implode from lack of anyone caring.
I’m still confused as to how the hell they got John Cena into this. Sure he has been in bad movies (all of them with him in it) but this one takes the cake. How the hell can you live with yourself after appearing in this?
Unbeknownst to the public, Cena is actually a lich. Therefore, after such a horrendous decision, he doesn’t have to live with himself.
This was a really stupid joke, and I’m sorry you had to bear witness to it.
It’s a better theory than mine. My theory that there are multiple John Cena clones that are used for things like this.
hate hate HATE!
If the word HATE were inscribed on every cell of my being, it would not equal one one-billionth of the HATE I feel for FRed during each nanosecond of this Bij episode…
This is probably the main reason why Kefka went insane and wanted the world to burn… XD
Great Kahless! This bij tested my endurance! But I stomached it. Barely.
You… you fiend! After that I’ll never be the same.
I had to close it the moment she started singing. I tried skiping a bit too. I just couldn’t…..
At what point did she start singing? All I could hear was the painful screams of music being tortured and defiled.
WHY!? Have you no honor?
I watched the whole thing twice. This is nothing.
15 minutes of Fred is like watching ALL the Twilight movies in a marathon to a Justin Bieber soundtrack. ::Goes for the aspirin::
To me, that’s just breakfast.
That was just cruel. Truly, this is the most vile form of Bij known to civilized men.
I saw the load bar at about 90% when I when to close it. I said, I can make it, its almost over. Actual play position 50%. I couldn’t do it. I have forgotten the face of my father.
I think the spirngboard loadbar was part of the BIJ, at least that’s what I tell myself. Fred is painful, I watched the entire movie babysitting my neighbor’s kids. Truly no kindness ever goes unpunished. And John Cena body slamming Fred was the best part of this. That tells you had bad this movie is right there. The guy you inwardly cringe watching on WWE had the BEST part in this movie.
Such insidious patterning, this bij, but I bear the scars of Fist of Fear and every Dolemite film, Spoontagh, I shall not fall so easily!
come on, the commercials we have to sit through before the video were more punishment than this video.
Eheheh. You guys don’t know what pain is. See, I work at Target, out on the sales floor. A couple of years ago, they played the trailer for this movie, one similar to this, on one of the tvs back by electronics. And any time I was back there, I was guaranteed to hear this at least once. Every day. For MONTHS.
In Wal Mart for a while there was this Giant Old Spice Guy picture that constantly played the little whistling tune and you could hear it all the way from the pharmacy to the back of the grocery aisle.
I saw Mike J´s review of this yesterday, and suffering through “Fred” in advance is the only thing that made this Bij tolerable :P
Agreed, the only way Spoony could have topped that was if he made us sit through the whole movie XD
No That will Be Jake’s Bij over at team Snob.
Fuck me sideways, that was hard to get through and it was only the trailer. I dread to think what kind of people would actually watch this film on purpose. Can you believe this crap drew 7.6 million viewers on its premiere? Keelah, I need a drink…
OMGWTF this abomination got TWO sequels? In what bizarre world do we live Oo ?!
Still better than season 5 of Sliders. I think.
After the last one I thought you had lost your touch when it came to bij. Now… this is inhumane, even for Bij
MAKE IT STOP!
That was a painful one to get through. Spoon seems to have a habit of making one of them a doozy to watch and then hit us with a sledgehammer.
Is that it? Come on, you can do better. Give me all you got!
sooooo… is that kid gay or is my insano-gaydar freaking out?
After Bij #3, this was tolerable.
I think a montage of fred screamming would have been wores than the trailer for the movie. Kinda like the first Bij with Ruby Rod, Chris Tucker.
That was so bad, it broke the 4th dimension
That was nothing. Bij #3 broke me as a Klingon warrior.
Speaking of internet movies. This reminds me of James Rolfe’s movie. I wonder when that’s out.
This is why we can’t have nice things.
I experienced bij. I didn’t like it at all.
The mere fact that movie exists is sickening. We are truly being tested.
thIs movie makes birdemic look the birds
The room look like Freinds
And after last season look like The Hospital
what is worse there is a sequel……Yes the was enouth sales to warrent another one
Not A sequel friend. There were TWO sequels.
why are the ones responsible for this……thing…… allowed to walk the earth?
Could have been worse, could have been a trailer for TBF.
When is the Final Fantasy 13 review coming out?
He has a terrible migrane, he was sick for the last week, he is feeling depressed, his dog is ill, his hardrive crashed, his had to reshoot….
He got fired from his job, he got dumped, he’s had a lot of conventions to go get his ass kissed at etc etc etc
And yet, through it all…we still wait, and we still watch.
When it’s done, if that means when hell freezes over then so be it
I think the only reason John Cena agreed to be in the movie was so he could powerbomb Fred. or a stunt double that looks like Fred. either way he gets to beat him up. or he could be in it for the cash. I don’t blame the guy for this though I BLAME FRED. HATEHATEHATEHATEMAIMKILLTORTURE and all that.
GOD-DAMMIT Spoony! That was certainly more intense than the last one. But I still managed to survive your precious BIJ and you’re still a pussy. Bring on more; stock the fire!
WHAT GREAT EVIL IS THIS MOVIE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
What. The flying fuck. Did I just watch?
Fuck this! I’m out of here! I rather be a pussy than lose my fucking SAN!
I actually found this pretty funny, stupid but funny and a reassuring breath of fresh air after arguing with my friend about the psychics of Superman
Computer. This is Kirk. Destruct Sequence 1. Code 1. 1A. Initiate self-destruction. Code: 0-0-0. destruct: 0.
Made it to 0:27.
Counting the Klingon intro.
That one hurt.
Almost as weak as your 4th Bij Spoony. I want to be tested Spoony, SO TEST ME!
Come on Spoon. Break out the real Bij. The Power Klingon language course was more a test than these 5 Bij’s so far. Don’t coddle us, go all out.
You know you want to…
To everyone complaining about the weakness of this Bij
”low level malfunction”…it isn’t even started yet.
Brace yourselves, Bijs are coming.
Fortunately the thought of brutally murdering Fred character kept me sane through all of this. Wait a minute..
Ok…THAT’S PAINFUL! Thx Spooney! But still…Hmpf…A little more… ;) Give it to me, give me BIJ!!
You wanna experience Bij, watch MikeJ’s entire review of this shit…
Mmh, should I do it or not…?
I… I have made it, but at what price…
Ah, now that it more like it. I am still 5/5 on Bij, though #3 was hands down the hardest to sit through. My warrior heart beats strong Spoony! Do your worst and I will meet it! Qapla’!
This is illegal, it’s just clips of shows and trailers, seriously Spoony I like your stuff. But you’re asking to get sued with this shit seriously bro you didn’t even put your voice over it once.
Aren’t trailers SUPPOSED to be distributed Oo ?
True, but because Spoony gets ad revenue it can argued that he’s redistributing it for profit, which crosses a line.
Since the older Bij episodes are still available, I presume nobody in the position to sue him cares enough.
The only redeeming quality of that video was John Cena giving Fred the FU/AA on a table…and I don’t even LIKE Cena…
I have had the unfortunately experience of seeing that goddamn movie and I wish to kill that bastard!
Well, I made it through the whole thing. Am I proud? … No… no… there is no pride to be had here…
You should not have come here. This is not a place of honor.
John Cena rules in this one! I need a 10h clip of him AA that freak and saying yeah! my hous!
….youre not taking us seriously anymore are you?
I taste metal…
The only good that came from this movie was seeing John Cena do an Attitude Adjustment (which I always refer to as FU) to Fred.
This is nothing spoony. NOTHING. Come on, you must have something worse. I sleep to this shit. And i’ve played The Ring Terror’s Realm in one setting with a straight face. Twice. I dare you to give me the worse fucking thing in the world in your next BIJ. I fucking challenge you Spoony. Because You Are Weak!
ha! That was the best you got? the only pain i felt was knowing i wouldn’t get thsoe 4 minutes of my life back. Bring on more bij, bring on harder bij. COME AT ME, BRO!!!
Now THAT was some motherfuckin’ Bij.
I….liked it? It’s hard to tell because on one hand I kept watching it, but on the other hand I can tell he is trying too hard. Either way, you got to try much worse stuff to make this challenging to me. It was just as hard as beating a point and click game for 4 year old.
Big Fazeek was worse than this shit.. at least I got to see this douchebag Clothelined througha table by John Cena (Admittedly, I’d have rather it been Brett Hart, Shawn Michaels, or the entirety or DX, but meh.) F ‘backwards R’ ed may be annoying, but Big Fazeek had this beat.
I think the most grueling part of this bij was determining if this film was a step up or a step down in John Cena’s career. Try again Spoony One.
I think it’s more of a step to the right.
Seriously? Two 30 second ads for a one minute “bij” clip. Not worth it.
I have adblock.
It’s pretty nice.
I’m getting ads for bras. Also quite nice.
ahhhhhh now THIS is Bij!
ahhhhh, now THIS is Bij!
The Bij so nice, he praised it twice.
that was rough, almost gave up
As much as I hate Fred, I still watched it all the way through because I AM A MAN!
Spoony could have been the new Totalbiscuit or whatever if he had put out regular content -_-
Now he is just a obscure digital corpse in my favorites I check once in a month.
2009, when he won the Mashable awards, when Yahtzee from Zero Punctuation endorsed him (Calling him his favourite reviewer), that was the time he could have taken off.
But nope. Lots of whining, lots of excuses, lots of Twitter posts, and no more awards, Yahtzee actually said Spoony isnt funny anymore in 2010, and so on and so on.
You’re all acting as though Spoony owes you entertainment. As if you actually paid money or otherwise invested some sort of time and effort into his show, and now deserve compensation for it.
The fact is, you haven’t. Everything Spoony gives to you, he gives for free. If you’re not satisfied, go find something else to entertain you.
But don’t complain about not getting free stuff from someone. That’s extremely selfish of you.
Its not about the content, its about the lost potential. Spoony was a big thing 2009-2010…Now, he isnt anymore. People like Gronkh or Totalbiscuit have taken over.
Just as I sometimes wonder how Firefly Season 2-5 would have looked like, I wonder what Reviews and Lets Plays Spoony could have produced in those three years if he had kept his shit together.
Life is full of disappointments. You’d better get used to it.
Very well. Go to Gronkh and Totalbiscuit.
Arguments like “It’s free so you have no right to complain!” or “He owes you nothing!” cause more harm than anything. Constructive criticism should NOT be ignored, especially if more and more loyal fans note that he’s slacking off and is not at the height of his power. One does not magically become better by NOT listening to those fans, because then they will be gone, and you still haven’t improved.
Plus, there are countless other free reviewers that put out content on a regular basis, usually weekly. Should Spoony not be measured by his fellow reviewers? I mean, he doesn’t exist in some weird reviewer bubble separated from the rest of the internet.
If the criticism was constructive, you would have a valid point. But it’s not; it’s simply, “Stop being lazy and put out more things.”
Loyalty and parasitism are not the same thing. A loyal fan (and friend) empathizes with struggles with depression, fallings-out with friends, and other real world problems, while hangers-on only stick around under the condition that he keep doing things for them.
And why MUST he be measured by his fellow reviewers? If it were a comparison of services which we pay for, then yes, it is our duty to compare competitors and ensure that people get the best use of their money. But that is simply not the case. You, and others like you, are only interested in increasing his output of entertainment. And of course you would have vested interest in such a thing; who doesn’t enjoy getting things for free?
What I object to is the fact that you disguise your intentions, and pretend to be “looking out for Spoony”. That is deeply disingenuous, and that sort of behavior sickens me.
If you are no longer satisfied with Spoony’s work, then go get your entertainment elsewhere. That’s all you care about at the end of the day: being adequately entertained by other people for free.
OR OR MAYBE: if enough fans complain, hell see enough fans CARE, and get his act together.
Otherwise he will be left with exactly one fan in the future, you, still busy sucking his cock and telling him how great he is -_-
Oh and you whine that we are to harsh? We are not his friends, nor his fanboys, we are his fans. The people who like him when he puts out stuff we like – If he doesnt anymore we stop liking him – We will stay “fans” of his old stuff, but we are not going to sugarcoat the last two years of whining and non-content.
Or Maybe there is no “we” that you can speak for, Merost. Some of “us” are female and don’t see an insult in cock-sucking, you big homophobe.
“Stop being lazy” – if you are so inclined to put these words into my mouth – is still a better advice than “We owe you nothing, so keep doing your thing”.
Spoony reviews and talks about stuff on the internet like the others, had several crossovers with them and – until recently – used the same video platform. His video uploads are functionally no different from anyone else’s and get ad revenue like everyone else’s. Why the special treatment?
You don’t seem to “look out for Spoony”, either.
For all your talk about free entertainment, you forget that Spoony gets ad revenue. We owe him nothing, but he still has every reason to develop a growing, happy fanbase.
And trust me, most of the “fans” you’re talking about have probably left this site a year or so ago.
I on the other hand can’t. I LOVE his old stuff, I like his Counter Monkey, but dammit if I’m not saddened by his current state.
Why would you keep checking on a corpse once a month? Seems like a bad idea.
Whatever the case, I simply don’t care if he posts irregularly, as long as he just does post something every now and then.
That was annoying, but not nipple-twistingly annoying. “Metal Machine Music” is more bij than this.
Give us better bij, O Spoony One!
Well, Spoony, that was pretty bad… up until the wrestler started throwing him around like a rag-doll. Then it became sweet revenge. More piledrivers! I demand it! I suffered your three Bij and emerged victorious! Is this all you can conjure?!
Why does his head disturb me so much.
Where’s the damn airlock?!
I actually smiled at John Cena throwing that kid’s ass on the ground and going “yeah, it’s mah house!”
What the fuck did I just watch.
Oh wow. That hurts. Badly. Like a lot.
Suffer the previous Bij, worm. Show you have the fortitude to be a true Klingon.
Experience this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnfWPjsXmhg
Most Fascinating and Charismatic man on Earth…
I watched it all
AAAAAAHHHHHH!!! I’m sorry! Whatever it is I did, I’m sorry!
It must be a joke! No one with a half brain could make a movie like that… This is beyond pain.
Absolute BiJ is seeing the entire movie on a full entertainment system loud enough to buzz the room and quake your soul.
How the fuck did he get a damn movie. A true Klingon would have gutted him the second he spoke.
That was so terrible I think it gave me cancer!!!
I survived. But I don’t think I can live anymore.
Dogs.. Meh.. Hippo song.. Neat. Dogs in cats meh.. New kids. meh.. Babies.. GET MY SWORD!
wow…that came close too beating brokencyde…REAL FUCKING CLOSE DUDE! …seriously…thats scary…
I’ve seen ‘em all but this itself wasn’t bad. Get’ really annoying in the game though
Holy crap, we found someone we’ll genuinely root for John Cena against.
Am I the only one that finds some videos with this springboard player unwatchable? It’s slow as hell and doesn’t seem to buffer, left it on pause for minutes and nothing changed. So I can’t experience bij… Pauses every half-second or so :(
Okay, the Klingon footage is what I thought it was, nice. Only hell… I would rather have to serve a Romulan a 17 course meal on my knees than go through that again. Good god that was dumb.