As long as we’re badly ripping off classics…
Randy Orton has been infected by the Techno-Organic Virus!
I don’t get it…
Watch the Star Wars Episode 1 Review of redlettermedia.com and you will find enlightment.
did you8 have teeth work doen again spoon? sounds like you shot up some Novocain
Actually that’s from the end of the Highlander: Last of the MacLeods review!
oh haven’t watched that one yet so didn’t recognize it.
Excellent Plinkett reference! For anyone who doesn’t get it go to http://www.redlettermedia.com and watch the Star Wars Episode I and II reviews!
That’s Hollywood Ugly nowadays? Seriously, they could have at least put in some shoggoth-style random mouths and eyes.
looks like the villian from the new star trek movie…….it is isnt it?
Oh noes I am ugly but not really…
This would be a perfect spoof for the movie posters, title it “Spoonly” :]
Glad to see you’re back. Hope all is well and may your healing heart hasten, I can’t wait for the finale of rebuary!
I’ll see it, but only because Neil Patrick Harris is in it. Damn, I’ll watch “The Smurfs” movie because he’s going to be in it.
Heh, the gag at the end really tied this vid together.
I thought the name of the movie was called “Beastly”. He doesn’t look remotely beastly.
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I don’t get it. 0.o
I’m going to step out of my bitter cynicism and love of B-movies, grusicals, and classic literature for a second…
I liked this movie. It started off badly, but it grew on me later. I’m sorry. It’s not my fault. I just love everything Beauty and the Beast-related. Not STRICTLY Beauty and the Beast, but stories in which a “beautiful” woman/man falls in love with someone who might be considered unsightly or monstrous, but has a good heart (this does NOT include Twilight).
The only thing I disliked about this movie was the fact that he changed back. This is not a spoiler; it’s based on Beauty and the Beast. His awesome visage was destroyed by turning back; his awesome thorny vine tattoos, his slasher movie scars, his bald veiny head, all sacrificed so he could have his blond locks and perfect face back. Fuck that, I wanted him to be awesome for the rest of his life instead of bland.
I have to admit that shouldnt the “beast” at the very least look ugly, if not completely inhuman? This guy I would have to say at most is vaguely creepy and in actually more interesting then anything else. Sure, he would get stared at on the subway, but not in any true horror.
Maybe if this was 50-70 years ago… but even then its not like it would freak anyone to their core or something :/
It has to do with the Uncanny Valley Effect. The more a person resembles a humanoid shape and still looks deformed, the more it triggers an innate disgust and revulsion response in people.
He looks like half the guys you see when you go to SoHo in NYC. Big whoop. I think you captured the movie perfectly, and about all anyone needs to see of it.
“Brevity is the soul of wit.”
They really should have cast Ewan MacDonald in the main role
He may be Beastly…
But he “has a nice personality”
I can change him!
“He’s the Prince of Darkness!”
GET IN MY FRIIIIDGE.
The reason I can’t sit through a red letter review is because how annoying that goddamn voice is.
Yay Plinkett reference…
Episode 4 is hilariously on Spike right now.
Just saw this movie and frankly Neil Patrick Harris was worth the rest of the movie.
Okay, I’m gonna see it then.
NPH is worth it.
Billy Corgan bio pic? Sweet!
WTF I don’t even..
So was Scarlet tied up in your basement you’re forcing her to watch a movie? Then she got away and you got sad?
dude really did you just go there not funny
It’s a reference to the Star Wars reviews Spoony was referencing (which are awesome btw). You can put away the pitchforks.
You don’t think that’s a long way to go to make a joke in bad taste? Really?
Relax. Spoony is a grown adult who can handle himself. He is not a damsel in distress, so calm down Internet-White Knights.
Just ignore those idiots who have no fucking fun in them.
Ignore the idiots. They are always the ones that whine before they research. Trust me, if ignorance is bliss, these people are completely and totally zen.
Because someone hasn’t seen every video on the internet, they’re idiots who haven’t done their research. And they’re not allowed to call out a poorly timed joke.
Couldn’t have said it better myself! Here’s a little tip on forum chat. If you get offended at what someone says, it’s 1 of 2 things. It’s either a troll striving for attention, or a joke you don’t get. Either way, just STFU. When you bitch and moan to a troll, you make them troll more. When you act like an ass because you didnt get the joke, you come out looking like a dipshit. Either way, you screw up.
So kids, when you see a post that seems offensive, just STFU.
Hm. How best to put this?
You know what you sound like at this point? Some guy with a toy shield and wooden sword trying to defend someone who has guns and rocket launchers.
At this point, I can’t tell if your being a troll here or if your just going out of your way to defend someone from a joke they probably would have cracked them self.
how small can we get thee columns?
He’s referencing how things get narrow the more replies there are to replies.
Personally, I hope we find it goes all the way to one letter, and then the internet crashes.
You sirs are an inspiration!
You just called me a white knight about THIS? PRPPPHHFFT.
It’s still not funny, it’s still pointless and it’s still disrespectful, so I’ll keep my pitchfork out.
And then this kind of people act surprised when they get banned and go all “OMGWTF Spoony bans people for being dickheads?!! He is such an egomaniac fascist who can’t take any kind of criticism! I’m going to whine about it on Encyclopediae Dramatica and Busy Street! That’ll show him!”
i agree. too soon…but hey…SPOONY’S BACK!!!
Well Spoony has proven from time to time that he can take critisism far better than most people.
But his private life is his private life, and it’s none of our fucking business. No matter how heartwarmingly despicable the remark were in the authors head. When you know someones hurting over a subject, you don’t bring it up in a poor joke the minute you see the person again.
Thanks for the new “…-in-5-seconds”-movie.
Well at least some people go it. ;) Thanks.
Encyclopedia Dramatica is mostly penned by banned, bitter troll users such as this one. Take note of what it looks like folks. Before it gets deleted.
Considering what your commenting on, I don’t get what the problem is here. Spoony is using a homage to Red Letter Media to parody “Beastly”.
Normally I don’t like 5 second stuff, but this one was really funny and I find this comment appropriate considering the homage. What the OP says is a direct reference to Red Letter Media videos- which directly correlates to the video hes commenting on.
Well played, OP, well played.
hahahaha, maby spoony and plinket will have a cross over?
now that will be good…dr. insano and the insane plinket…..oh god….i shouldnt give them ideas.
Glad to have you back Noah.
I’ve heard horrible things about this movie. Spill.com gave it the site’s lowest score.
I kind of liked this movie.
And it’s good to see you’re up to making this. You deserve a pizza roll.
Did this movie purposely make it’s logo font close to Twilight’s? urgh…..
Well it was made to cash in on the Twilight crowd, so the answer is yes I bet.
And what little faith I still have in humanity takes another hellacious blow to the head with a lead pipe…
Seriously? That’s the “Beast”? He looks like a guy who’s a tad bit “too” into body sculpting, but he sure as hell doesn’t look like some form of monster.
Ben “Yatzee” Croshaw, that Australian Superstar on Escapist that seems to have taken a liking to Spoony has stated that “[He is] a certified Let’s Play addict] in an Extra Puctuation article here:
Yatzee tells us in this article that he is unable to commit a satisfactory amount of time to playing each game, and relies on LP’s to fill in the blanks of his knowledge.
What if Spoony supplied the LP? Perhaps TGWTG could work out something with Escapist. If it happens, we might get to see Spoony in a Zero Punctuation video, his lighthearted, oddly optimistic humor contrasting with Ben’s cynical, oddly clairvioent.
a complement from YAHTZEE!!!!
hoooooooly shit thats awesome…and zero punctuation fans know what im talking about!
Getting a compliment from Yahtzee is like finding a perfect pair of tits at the bottom of a box of Cracker Jacks – it NEVER HAPPENS, but if, by some chance, it does – it is GLORIOUS!
Way to go, Spoony! :D
Yahtzee has mentioned Spoony more than once in his esteemed career.
I would prefer Spoony work with a whiskey Media site, as I find them a more reliable source of entertainment and news, but it wouldn’t be totally bad if Spoony got to work with escapist. I only go to The Escapist to watch Yahtzee anyway.
Lol, is that all? Tattoos and exotic piercings? Does that count as “ugly” nowadays? Looks more like a pretty interesting dude. And I know of ordinary people that look more like inhuman monsters!
(Isn’t this whole story about inner beauty and stuff?)
What’s next? A new “Elephant Man” where said character is either Steve Buscemi, Ron Perlman or Gérard Depardieu – WITHOUT any make-up?!
what’s RIGHT with your faace?
That’s a much better way of putting it. xD
You guys don’t get it.
This whole movie is a retelling/reimagining/remake of “Beauty and the Beast”.
He’s supposed to be the Beast.
Yeah, I don’t know how can you go from a lion-man (TV series) to a weird furry thing with claws and horns (Disney version) to a guy with sores and tattoos (this version), but he’s supposed to be the same character.
I know. It’s just that I can’t take a movie seriously where an exotic individualist is supposed to be an inhuman, ugly beast, cursed by dark magic and rejected by society.
The only way for this to work is if this movie is set in some kind of fascist dystopia where only models are allowed to live.
That sounds an awful lot like the Disney universe. As long as you’re a handsome prince or beautiful princess, you’re set. Otherwise, you’re pretty much fucked.
Yeah, it’s a wonder they even made Beauty and the Beast in the first place. But then again, they’ve made quite a lot of animal-focused movies, so an animal-hybrid was the next logical step!
The Beast, my foot. He looks like one of the guys from Miami Ink after falling while off-road biking and faceplanting in the gravel. The Disney and TV versions look distinctly “inhuman”, whereas this… yeah. Epic fail, movie makers, epic fail.
Dude, it has a fucking Olsen Twin in it. Why in the hell would you watch ANYTHING with a god damn Olsen Twin in it? Why? FUCKING WHY!?
I’ll watch it. Not gonna lie.
Granted I’m only watching it because if has fucking Neil Patrick Harris in it. Who doesn’t love a little NPH?
What the fuck is Beastly and why does it exist?
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I mean how much more can you possibly fuck up the entire backstory to star wars!?
Beauty and The Beast is one of my favorite movies of all time. Just saying.