Beastly in 5 Seconds

The Spoony One | Mar 6 2011 | more notation(s) | 

As long as we’re badly ripping off classics…

  • Anonymous

    Randy Orton has been infected by the Techno-Organic Virus!

  • Anonymous

    Randy Orton has been infected by the Techno-Organic Virus!

  • Anonymous

    Randy Orton has been infected by the Techno-Organic Virus!

  • Anonymous

    Randy Orton has been infected by the Techno-Organic Virus!

  • Anonymous

    I don’t get it…

  • Anonymous

    I don’t get it…

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Klaus-Heid/100000547916593 Klaus Heid

      Watch the Star Wars Episode 1 Review of redlettermedia.com and you will find enlightment.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Klaus-Heid/100000547916593 Klaus Heid

      Watch the Star Wars Episode 1 Review of redlettermedia.com and you will find enlightment.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t get it…

  • Anonymous

    I don’t get it…

  • Anonymous

    Awesome XD

  • Anonymous

    Awesome XD

  • Anonymous

    Awesome XD

  • Anonymous

    Awesome XD

  • ORCACommander

    did you8 have teeth work doen again spoon? sounds like you shot up some Novocain

    • http://twitter.com/ScaryReviews Lucas Allen

      Actually that’s from the end of the Highlander: Last of the MacLeods review!

      • ORCACommander

        oh haven’t watched that one yet so didn’t recognize it.

    • http://twitter.com/ScaryReviews Lucas Allen

      Actually that’s from the end of the Highlander: Last of the MacLeods review!

  • ORCACommander

    did you8 have teeth work doen again spoon? sounds like you shot up some Novocain

  • ORCACommander

    did you8 have teeth work doen again spoon? sounds like you shot up some Novocain

  • ORCACommander

    did you8 have teeth work doen again spoon? sounds like you shot up some Novocain

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lee-Johnston/512453724 Lee Johnston

    Excellent Plinkett reference! For anyone who doesn’t get it go to http://www.redlettermedia.com and watch the Star Wars Episode I and II reviews!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lee-Johnston/512453724 Lee Johnston

    Excellent Plinkett reference! For anyone who doesn’t get it go to http://www.redlettermedia.com and watch the Star Wars Episode I and II reviews!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Seth-Williams/15618827 Seth Williams

    That’s Hollywood Ugly nowadays? Seriously, they could have at least put in some shoggoth-style random mouths and eyes.

    • http://twitter.com/Jegsimmons James Simmons

      looks like the villian from the new star trek movie…….it is isnt it?

    • http://twitter.com/Jegsimmons James Simmons

      looks like the villian from the new star trek movie…….it is isnt it?

  • http://www.facebook.com/R4Z0RV1N3 Michael J Smith

    Oh noes I am ugly but not really…

  • http://www.facebook.com/R4Z0RV1N3 Michael J Smith

    Oh noes I am ugly but not really…

  • http://www.facebook.com/R4Z0RV1N3 Michael J Smith

    Oh noes I am ugly but not really…

  • Anonymous

    This would be a perfect spoof for the movie posters, title it “Spoonly” :]

    Glad to see you’re back. Hope all is well and may your healing heart hasten, I can’t wait for the finale of rebuary!

  • Anonymous

    This would be a perfect spoof for the movie posters, title it “Spoonly” :]

    Glad to see you’re back. Hope all is well and may your healing heart hasten, I can’t wait for the finale of rebuary!

  • Anonymous

    This would be a perfect spoof for the movie posters, title it “Spoonly” :]

    Glad to see you’re back. Hope all is well and may your healing heart hasten, I can’t wait for the finale of rebuary!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1365907107 Anders Gatten

    I’ll see it, but only because Neil Patrick Harris is in it. Damn, I’ll watch “The Smurfs” movie because he’s going to be in it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1365907107 Anders Gatten

    I’ll see it, but only because Neil Patrick Harris is in it. Damn, I’ll watch “The Smurfs” movie because he’s going to be in it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1365907107 Anders Gatten

    I’ll see it, but only because Neil Patrick Harris is in it. Damn, I’ll watch “The Smurfs” movie because he’s going to be in it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1388725117 Micha Hornes

    Heh, the gag at the end really tied this vid together.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1388725117 Micha Hornes

    Heh, the gag at the end really tied this vid together.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1388725117 Micha Hornes

    Heh, the gag at the end really tied this vid together.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1388725117 Micha Hornes

    Heh, the gag at the end really tied this vid together.

  • http://www.facebook.com/SPYCchcknWINGS Margaret Eigner

    I thought the name of the movie was called “Beastly”. He doesn’t look remotely beastly.

  • http://www.facebook.com/SPYCchcknWINGS Margaret Eigner

    I thought the name of the movie was called “Beastly”. He doesn’t look remotely beastly.

  • http://twitter.com/xexyzl Paul

    Post a comment on this webzone if you wanna pizza roll.

  • http://matthewsblogmk2.blogspot.com/ Matthew Jordan

    I don’t get it. 0.o

  • http://matthewsblogmk2.blogspot.com/ Matthew Jordan

    I don’t get it. 0.o

  • http://matthewsblogmk2.blogspot.com/ Matthew Jordan

    I don’t get it. 0.o

  • http://matthewsblogmk2.blogspot.com/ Matthew Jordan

    I don’t get it. 0.o

  • http://matthewsblogmk2.blogspot.com/ Matthew Jordan

    I don’t get it. 0.o

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Allison-Hanna/1460142119 Allison Hanna

    I’m going to step out of my bitter cynicism and love of B-movies, grusicals, and classic literature for a second…

    I liked this movie. It started off badly, but it grew on me later. I’m sorry. It’s not my fault. I just love everything Beauty and the Beast-related. Not STRICTLY Beauty and the Beast, but stories in which a “beautiful” woman/man falls in love with someone who might be considered unsightly or monstrous, but has a good heart (this does NOT include Twilight).

    The only thing I disliked about this movie was the fact that he changed back. This is not a spoiler; it’s based on Beauty and the Beast. His awesome visage was destroyed by turning back; his awesome thorny vine tattoos, his slasher movie scars, his bald veiny head, all sacrificed so he could have his blond locks and perfect face back. Fuck that, I wanted him to be awesome for the rest of his life instead of bland.

  • http://twitter.com/ChaosBladewing Chris Cunningham

    I have to admit that shouldnt the “beast” at the very least look ugly, if not completely inhuman? This guy I would have to say at most is vaguely creepy and in actually more interesting then anything else. Sure, he would get stared at on the subway, but not in any true horror.
    Maybe if this was 50-70 years ago… but even then its not like it would freak anyone to their core or something :/

    • Anonymous

      It has to do with the Uncanny Valley Effect. The more a person resembles a humanoid shape and still looks deformed, the more it triggers an innate disgust and revulsion response in people.

  • http://twitter.com/ChaosBladewing Chris Cunningham

    I have to admit that shouldnt the “beast” at the very least look ugly, if not completely inhuman? This guy I would have to say at most is vaguely creepy and in actually more interesting then anything else. Sure, he would get stared at on the subway, but not in any true horror.
    Maybe if this was 50-70 years ago… but even then its not like it would freak anyone to their core or something :/

  • Diggerjohn111

    He looks like half the guys you see when you go to SoHo in NYC. Big whoop. I think you captured the movie perfectly, and about all anyone needs to see of it.

  • Diggerjohn111

    He looks like half the guys you see when you go to SoHo in NYC. Big whoop. I think you captured the movie perfectly, and about all anyone needs to see of it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Slothboyadvance Matt Bahr

    “Brevity is the soul of wit.”
    ~William Shakesman

  • http://www.facebook.com/Slothboyadvance Matt Bahr

    “Brevity is the soul of wit.”
    ~William Shakesman

  • http://www.facebook.com/Gavotron7000000 Gavin Marshall

    They really should have cast Ewan MacDonald in the main role

  • http://www.facebook.com/Gavotron7000000 Gavin Marshall

    They really should have cast Ewan MacDonald in the main role

  • destro9

    He may be Beastly…
    But he “has a nice personality”

    • Anonymous

      I can change him!

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_AL6ADN5J3UXVHHOSRGNDM7XBCI realslimshadowen

        “He’s the Prince of Darkness!”

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_AL6ADN5J3UXVHHOSRGNDM7XBCI realslimshadowen

        “He’s the Prince of Darkness!”

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_AL6ADN5J3UXVHHOSRGNDM7XBCI realslimshadowen

        “He’s the Prince of Darkness!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=753345456 Octo Seven

    LOL Plinkett!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=753345456 Octo Seven

    LOL Plinkett!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=753345456 Octo Seven

    LOL Plinkett!

  • Anonymous

    GET IN MY FRIIIIDGE.

  • Anonymous

    GET IN MY FRIIIIDGE.

  • Anonymous

    The reason I can’t sit through a red letter review is because how annoying that goddamn voice is.

  • Anonymous

    The reason I can’t sit through a red letter review is because how annoying that goddamn voice is.

  • Anonymous

    Yay Plinkett reference…

  • Anonymous

    Yay Plinkett reference…

  • Anonymous

    Episode 4 is hilariously on Spike right now.

  • Anonymous

    Episode 4 is hilariously on Spike right now.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/William-Walters/41501786 William Walters

    Just saw this movie and frankly Neil Patrick Harris was worth the rest of the movie.

    • Anonymous

      Okay, I’m gonna see it then.

      NPH is worth it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1597363408 Taylor Shedden

    Billy Corgan bio pic? Sweet!

  • http://twitter.com/WRONGonRED Andrew St. Andrew

    WTF I don’t even..

  • http://www.youtube.com/thefaustianman Faust

    So was Scarlet tied up in your basement you’re forcing her to watch a movie? Then she got away and you got sad?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jacob-Landry/665507697 Jacob Landry

      dude really did you just go there not funny

      • http://www.facebook.com/orinbishop Orin Bishop

        It’s a reference to the Star Wars reviews Spoony was referencing (which are awesome btw). You can put away the pitchforks.

        • Anonymous

          You don’t think that’s a long way to go to make a joke in bad taste? Really?

          • http://www.youtube.com/thefaustianman Faust

            Relax. Spoony is a grown adult who can handle himself. He is not a damsel in distress, so calm down Internet-White Knights.

          • Anonymous

            Just ignore those idiots who have no fucking fun in them.

          • Anonymous

            Just ignore those idiots who have no fucking fun in them.

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Derek-Bradley/100000132464083 Derek Bradley

            Ignore the idiots. They are always the ones that whine before they research. Trust me, if ignorance is bliss, these people are completely and totally zen.

          • Anonymous

            Because someone hasn’t seen every video on the internet, they’re idiots who haven’t done their research. And they’re not allowed to call out a poorly timed joke.

            Right. Okay.

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Derek-Bradley/100000132464083 Derek Bradley

            Couldn’t have said it better myself! Here’s a little tip on forum chat. If you get offended at what someone says, it’s 1 of 2 things. It’s either a troll striving for attention, or a joke you don’t get. Either way, just STFU. When you bitch and moan to a troll, you make them troll more. When you act like an ass because you didnt get the joke, you come out looking like a dipshit. Either way, you screw up.

            So kids, when you see a post that seems offensive, just STFU.

          • Anonymous

            Hm. How best to put this?

            No.

          • Akasen

            You know what you sound like at this point? Some guy with a toy shield and wooden sword trying to defend someone who has guns and rocket launchers.

            At this point, I can’t tell if your being a troll here or if your just going out of your way to defend someone from a joke they probably would have cracked them self.

          • http://twitter.com/Jegsimmons James Simmons

            how small can we get thee columns?

          • http://twitter.com/Jegsimmons James Simmons

            how small can we get thee columns?

          • Akasen

            Umm what?

          • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_AL6ADN5J3UXVHHOSRGNDM7XBCI realslimshadowen

            He’s referencing how things get narrow the more replies there are to replies.

            Personally, I hope we find it goes all the way to one letter, and then the internet crashes.

          • Akasen

            You sirs are an inspiration!

          • Akasen

            You sirs are an inspiration!

          • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_AL6ADN5J3UXVHHOSRGNDM7XBCI realslimshadowen

            He’s referencing how things get narrow the more replies there are to replies.

            Personally, I hope we find it goes all the way to one letter, and then the internet crashes.

          • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_AL6ADN5J3UXVHHOSRGNDM7XBCI realslimshadowen

            He’s referencing how things get narrow the more replies there are to replies.

            Personally, I hope we find it goes all the way to one letter, and then the internet crashes.

          • Akasen

            Umm what?

          • Akasen

            Umm what?

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Derek-Bradley/100000132464083 Derek Bradley

            Couldn’t have said it better myself! Here’s a little tip on forum chat. If you get offended at what someone says, it’s 1 of 2 things. It’s either a troll striving for attention, or a joke you don’t get. Either way, just STFU. When you bitch and moan to a troll, you make them troll more. When you act like an ass because you didnt get the joke, you come out looking like a dipshit. Either way, you screw up.

            So kids, when you see a post that seems offensive, just STFU.

          • Anonymous

            You just called me a white knight about THIS? PRPPPHHFFT.

          • Anonymous

            You just called me a white knight about THIS? PRPPPHHFFT.

          • http://www.youtube.com/thefaustianman Faust

            Relax. Spoony is a grown adult who can handle himself. He is not a damsel in distress, so calm down Internet-White Knights.

        • Anonymous

          It’s still not funny, it’s still pointless and it’s still disrespectful, so I’ll keep my pitchfork out.

          And then this kind of people act surprised when they get banned and go all “OMGWTF Spoony bans people for being dickheads?!! He is such an egomaniac fascist who can’t take any kind of criticism! I’m going to whine about it on Encyclopediae Dramatica and Busy Street! That’ll show him!”

          • http://twitter.com/Jegsimmons James Simmons

            i agree. too soon…but hey…SPOONY’S BACK!!!

          • http://twitter.com/Jegsimmons James Simmons

            i agree. too soon…but hey…SPOONY’S BACK!!!

          • Matsern

            Well Spoony has proven from time to time that he can take critisism far better than most people.

            But his private life is his private life, and it’s none of our fucking business. No matter how heartwarmingly despicable the remark were in the authors head. When you know someones hurting over a subject, you don’t bring it up in a poor joke the minute you see the person again.

            Thanks for the new “…-in-5-seconds”-movie.

          • Matsern

            Well Spoony has proven from time to time that he can take critisism far better than most people.

            But his private life is his private life, and it’s none of our fucking business. No matter how heartwarmingly despicable the remark were in the authors head. When you know someones hurting over a subject, you don’t bring it up in a poor joke the minute you see the person again.

            Thanks for the new “…-in-5-seconds”-movie.

          • Matsern

            Well Spoony has proven from time to time that he can take critisism far better than most people.

            But his private life is his private life, and it’s none of our fucking business. No matter how heartwarmingly despicable the remark were in the authors head. When you know someones hurting over a subject, you don’t bring it up in a poor joke the minute you see the person again.

            Thanks for the new “…-in-5-seconds”-movie.

        • Anonymous

          It’s still not funny, it’s still pointless and it’s still disrespectful, so I’ll keep my pitchfork out.

          And then this kind of people act surprised when they get banned and go all “OMGWTF Spoony bans people for being dickheads?!! He is such an egomaniac fascist who can’t take any kind of criticism! I’m going to whine about it on Encyclopediae Dramatica and Busy Street! That’ll show him!”

        • http://www.youtube.com/thefaustianman Faust

          Well at least some people go it. ;) Thanks.

    • Anonymous

      Encyclopedia Dramatica is mostly penned by banned, bitter troll users such as this one. Take note of what it looks like folks. Before it gets deleted.

    • http://warpedtree.blogspot.com/ CornBRED-X

      Considering what your commenting on, I don’t get what the problem is here. Spoony is using a homage to Red Letter Media to parody “Beastly”.
      Normally I don’t like 5 second stuff, but this one was really funny and I find this comment appropriate considering the homage. What the OP says is a direct reference to Red Letter Media videos- which directly correlates to the video hes commenting on.
      Well played, OP, well played.

    • http://warpedtree.blogspot.com/ CornBRED-X

      Considering what your commenting on, I don’t get what the problem is here. Spoony is using a homage to Red Letter Media to parody “Beastly”.
      Normally I don’t like 5 second stuff, but this one was really funny and I find this comment appropriate considering the homage. What the OP says is a direct reference to Red Letter Media videos- which directly correlates to the video hes commenting on.
      Well played, OP, well played.

  • http://www.youtube.com/thefaustianman Faust

    So was Scarlet tied up in your basement you’re forcing her to watch a movie? Then she got away and you got sad?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Klaus-Heid/100000547916593 Klaus Heid

    Pliiiinkeeettt!!!!
    :)

  • http://twitter.com/Jegsimmons James Simmons

    hahahaha, maby spoony and plinket will have a cross over?

    now that will be good…dr. insano and the insane plinket…..oh god….i shouldnt give them ideas.

  • http://twitter.com/Jegsimmons James Simmons

    hahahaha, maby spoony and plinket will have a cross over?

    now that will be good…dr. insano and the insane plinket…..oh god….i shouldnt give them ideas.

  • http://shadowdancersworldo.blip.tv/ Shadowdancer21b

    Glad to have you back Noah.

  • http://shadowdancersworldo.blip.tv/ Shadowdancer21b

    Glad to have you back Noah.

  • Earthbound_X

    I’ve heard horrible things about this movie. Spill.com gave it the site’s lowest score.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/ZF2HHR52GL23PNY7CCE5A77PHI Dylan L

    I kind of liked this movie.

  • Anonymous

    Awesome!

    And it’s good to see you’re up to making this. You deserve a pizza roll.

  • http://www.spazoutloud.com/ SpazOutLoud

    Did this movie purposely make it’s logo font close to Twilight’s? urgh…..

    • Earthbound_X

      Well it was made to cash in on the Twilight crowd, so the answer is yes I bet.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F6DCTUY6RUMWXJKGOICRNIAXCM André Norell

        And what little faith I still have in humanity takes another hellacious blow to the head with a lead pipe…

        Seriously? That’s the “Beast”? He looks like a guy who’s a tad bit “too” into body sculpting, but he sure as hell doesn’t look like some form of monster.

  • http://www.spazoutloud.com/ SpazOutLoud

    Did this movie purposely make it’s logo font close to Twilight’s? urgh…..

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/George-Rosenbaum/100001387887487 George Rosenbaum

    Ben “Yatzee” Croshaw, that Australian Superstar on Escapist that seems to have taken a liking to Spoony has stated that “[He is] a certified Let’s Play addict] in an Extra Puctuation article here:
    http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/extra-punctuation/8703-Extra-Punctuation-Lets-Talk-About-Lets-Play.

    Yatzee tells us in this article that he is unable to commit a satisfactory amount of time to playing each game, and relies on LP’s to fill in the blanks of his knowledge.

    What if Spoony supplied the LP? Perhaps TGWTG could work out something with Escapist. If it happens, we might get to see Spoony in a Zero Punctuation video, his lighthearted, oddly optimistic humor contrasting with Ben’s cynical, oddly clairvioent.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/George-Rosenbaum/100001387887487 George Rosenbaum

    Ben “Yatzee” Croshaw, that Australian Superstar on Escapist that seems to have taken a liking to Spoony has stated that “[He is] a certified Let’s Play addict] in an Extra Puctuation article here:
    http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/extra-punctuation/8703-Extra-Punctuation-Lets-Talk-About-Lets-Play.

    Yatzee tells us in this article that he is unable to commit a satisfactory amount of time to playing each game, and relies on LP’s to fill in the blanks of his knowledge.

    What if Spoony supplied the LP? Perhaps TGWTG could work out something with Escapist. If it happens, we might get to see Spoony in a Zero Punctuation video, his lighthearted, oddly optimistic humor contrasting with Ben’s cynical, oddly clairvioent.

    • http://twitter.com/Jegsimmons James Simmons

      a complement from YAHTZEE!!!!

      hoooooooly shit thats awesome…and zero punctuation fans know what im talking about!

    • http://twitter.com/rubydynamite Ruby Dynamite

      Holy crap!

      Getting a compliment from Yahtzee is like finding a perfect pair of tits at the bottom of a box of Cracker Jacks – it NEVER HAPPENS, but if, by some chance, it does – it is GLORIOUS!

      Way to go, Spoony! :D

    • http://twitter.com/rubydynamite Ruby Dynamite

      Holy crap!

      Getting a compliment from Yahtzee is like finding a perfect pair of tits at the bottom of a box of Cracker Jacks – it NEVER HAPPENS, but if, by some chance, it does – it is GLORIOUS!

      Way to go, Spoony! :D

    • http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/cornbredx/ CornBRED-X

      Yahtzee has mentioned Spoony more than once in his esteemed career.

      I would prefer Spoony work with a whiskey Media site, as I find them a more reliable source of entertainment and news, but it wouldn’t be totally bad if Spoony got to work with escapist. I only go to The Escapist to watch Yahtzee anyway.

    • http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/cornbredx/ CornBRED-X

      Yahtzee has mentioned Spoony more than once in his esteemed career.

      I would prefer Spoony work with a whiskey Media site, as I find them a more reliable source of entertainment and news, but it wouldn’t be totally bad if Spoony got to work with escapist. I only go to The Escapist to watch Yahtzee anyway.

    • http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/cornbredx/ CornBRED-X

      Yahtzee has mentioned Spoony more than once in his esteemed career.

      I would prefer Spoony work with a whiskey Media site, as I find them a more reliable source of entertainment and news, but it wouldn’t be totally bad if Spoony got to work with escapist. I only go to The Escapist to watch Yahtzee anyway.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/George-Rosenbaum/100001387887487 George Rosenbaum

    Ben “Yatzee” Croshaw, that Australian Superstar on Escapist that seems to have taken a liking to Spoony has stated that “[He is] a certified Let’s Play addict] in an Extra Puctuation article here:
    http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/extra-punctuation/8703-Extra-Punctuation-Lets-Talk-About-Lets-Play.

    Yatzee tells us in this article that he is unable to commit a satisfactory amount of time to playing each game, and relies on LP’s to fill in the blanks of his knowledge.

    What if Spoony supplied the LP? Perhaps TGWTG could work out something with Escapist. If it happens, we might get to see Spoony in a Zero Punctuation video, his lighthearted, oddly optimistic humor contrasting with Ben’s cynical, oddly clairvioent.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/George-Rosenbaum/100001387887487 George Rosenbaum

    Ben “Yatzee” Croshaw, that Australian Superstar on Escapist that seems to have taken a liking to Spoony has stated that “[He is] a certified Let’s Play addict] in an Extra Puctuation article here:
    http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/extra-punctuation/8703-Extra-Punctuation-Lets-Talk-About-Lets-Play.

    Yatzee tells us in this article that he is unable to commit a satisfactory amount of time to playing each game, and relies on LP’s to fill in the blanks of his knowledge.

    What if Spoony supplied the LP? Perhaps TGWTG could work out something with Escapist. If it happens, we might get to see Spoony in a Zero Punctuation video, his lighthearted, oddly optimistic humor contrasting with Ben’s cynical, oddly clairvioent.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Timothy-Jones/1439561166 Timothy Jones

    PLINKETT! ZOMG!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_S2UG632H55PI352IJ677VP3GJU Daniel Opel

    Lol, is that all? Tattoos and exotic piercings? Does that count as “ugly” nowadays? Looks more like a pretty interesting dude. And I know of ordinary people that look more like inhuman monsters!
    (Isn’t this whole story about inner beauty and stuff?)

    What’s next? A new “Elephant Man” where said character is either Steve Buscemi, Ron Perlman or Gérard Depardieu – WITHOUT any make-up?!

  • Anonymous

    what’s RIGHT with your faace?

    • Anonymous

      That’s a much better way of putting it. xD

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OHQVHS2VVOZAD7T2AJUOAUSMHE Agustin Aldo

    You guys don’t get it.

    This whole movie is a retelling/reimagining/remake of “Beauty and the Beast”.

    He’s supposed to be the Beast.

    Yeah, I don’t know how can you go from a lion-man (TV series) to a weird furry thing with claws and horns (Disney version) to a guy with sores and tattoos (this version), but he’s supposed to be the same character.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_S2UG632H55PI352IJ677VP3GJU Daniel Opel

      I know. It’s just that I can’t take a movie seriously where an exotic individualist is supposed to be an inhuman, ugly beast, cursed by dark magic and rejected by society.
      The only way for this to work is if this movie is set in some kind of fascist dystopia where only models are allowed to live.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jeffrey-Jackson/100000497018043 Jeffrey Jackson

        That sounds an awful lot like the Disney universe. As long as you’re a handsome prince or beautiful princess, you’re set. Otherwise, you’re pretty much fucked.

        • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_S2UG632H55PI352IJ677VP3GJU Daniel Opel

          Yeah, it’s a wonder they even made Beauty and the Beast in the first place. But then again, they’ve made quite a lot of animal-focused movies, so an animal-hybrid was the next logical step!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F6DCTUY6RUMWXJKGOICRNIAXCM André Norell

      The Beast, my foot. He looks like one of the guys from Miami Ink after falling while off-road biking and faceplanting in the gravel. The Disney and TV versions look distinctly “inhuman”, whereas this… yeah. Epic fail, movie makers, epic fail.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OHQVHS2VVOZAD7T2AJUOAUSMHE Agustin Aldo

    You guys don’t get it.

    This whole movie is a retelling/reimagining/remake of “Beauty and the Beast”.

    He’s supposed to be the Beast.

    Yeah, I don’t know how can you go from a lion-man (TV series) to a weird furry thing with claws and horns (Disney version) to a guy with sores and tattoos (this version), but he’s supposed to be the same character.

  • Anonymous

    Dude, it has a fucking Olsen Twin in it. Why in the hell would you watch ANYTHING with a god damn Olsen Twin in it? Why? FUCKING WHY!?

    • Anonymous

      I’ll watch it. Not gonna lie.

      Granted I’m only watching it because if has fucking Neil Patrick Harris in it. Who doesn’t love a little NPH?

  • Anonymous

    Dude, it has a fucking Olsen Twin in it. Why in the hell would you watch ANYTHING with a god damn Olsen Twin in it? Why? FUCKING WHY!?

  • http://idigcomics.tumblr.com/ Matt

    What the fuck is Beastly and why does it exist?

  • http://idigcomics.tumblr.com/ Matt

    What the fuck is Beastly and why does it exist?

  • http://idigcomics.tumblr.com/ Matt

    What the fuck is Beastly and why does it exist?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Konstantin-Akhmetov/100000303416185 Konstantin Akhmetov

    Email me if you wanna pizza roll.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Konstantin-Akhmetov/100000303416185 Konstantin Akhmetov

    Email me if you wanna pizza roll.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503108154 Daniel Zetterstrom

    I mean how much more can you possibly fuck up the entire backstory to star wars!?

  • http://www.facebook.com/jbhaslach John Barton Haslach

     Beauty and The Beast is one of my favorite movies of all time. Just saying.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jbhaslach John Barton Haslach

     Beauty and The Beast is one of my favorite movies of all time. Just saying.

  • Dalgon Larish

    …?

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