Burlesque in 5 Seconds

The Spoony One | Oct 18 2010 | more notation(s) | 

Okay okay, so maybe it hasn’t actually come out yet, but what does it look like to you? I keed!

  • http://www.facebook.com/Fizzywm Will Fizzy Morrison

    30 second advert for a 15 second video. Fail. :<

    • http://twitter.com/DarcSeven Stephen Harris

      Such is the risk of five second movies, unfortunately.

      I thought this was a pretty good one though. “Thrust it!” :)

      • Anonymous

        Just use adblocker + duh. <.<

        • http://twitter.com/DarcSeven Stephen Harris

          Because I don’t have a problem with the Ads and I never said I did.

          • Anonymous

            But wouldnt it be nice not to have those before the video? :P

          • http://www.facebook.com/JoeMcCann Joseph McCann

            But wouldn’t it be nice to help support those making your entertainment? :P

          • Anonymous

            I use AdBlock and set an exception for Spoony’s website. That way it blocks the blip.tv ads but allows Spoony’s adspace. So there. :p

          • Anonymous

            I use AdBlock and set an exception for Spoony’s website. That way it blocks the blip.tv ads but allows Spoony’s adspace. So there. :p

          • Anonymous

            I use AdBlock and set an exception for Spoony’s website. That way it blocks the blip.tv ads but allows Spoony’s adspace. So there. :p

          • Anonymous

            I use AdBlock and set an exception for Spoony’s website. That way it blocks the blip.tv ads but allows Spoony’s adspace. So there. :p

          • Anonymous

            But wouldnt it be nice not to have those before the video? :P

        • http://twitter.com/DarcSeven Stephen Harris

          Because I don’t have a problem with the Ads and I never said I did.

      • Anonymous

        Just use adblocker + duh. <.<

    • http://www.facebook.com/#!/alexander.f.cole Alexander Cole

      Yeah, I got the Drambuey (spelling?) Ad. What the hell is up with that ad? A guy runs from a castle, goes through history, gets a nice suit, and then it says “Every beginning has an End” I think, and then, BAM, it’s about Alcohol? WTF, that doesn’t make any sense whatsoever!

  • Anonymous

    Sadly this is probably pretty close to the mark.. Showgirls without the hilariously bad factor.

  • Anonymous

    “Man everybody got aids and shit!”

  • http://twitter.com/DuosAngel Stephanie Shinkle

    Now I have to go see this just to know how much like Showgirls it is (or hopefully isn’t).

  • http://twitter.com/DuosAngel Stephanie Shinkle

    Now I have to go see this just to know how much like Showgirls it is (or hopefully isn’t).

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=660900583 Pandorina Blythe

    Everybody got AIDS and Shit.
    Classic.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=660900583 Pandorina Blythe

    Everybody got AIDS and Shit.
    Classic.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Moss/1626033514 Michael Moss

    5 seconds of summary, 15 seconds of SUPER DEAL ALERT!

    • Anonymous

      I miss the days when the internet didn’t have commercials!

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sam-Williams/600640077 Sam Williams

        Same but I’d prefer the adverts than sites like TGWTG and SE going subscription based

    • Anonymous

      I miss the days when the internet didn’t have commercials!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Moss/1626033514 Michael Moss

    5 seconds of summary, 15 seconds of SUPER DEAL ALERT!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=515500505 Alan DeHaan

    First time in a while you got me to fully laugh out loud (I’m difficult to make laugh.) Good job!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=515500505 Alan DeHaan

    First time in a while you got me to fully laugh out loud (I’m difficult to make laugh.) Good job!

  • Anonymous

    huh…you can use this footage for another “in 5 seconds” video about Cher’s future in movies with Crypt Keeper audio

  • Anonymous

    huh…you can use this footage for another “in 5 seconds” video about Cher’s future in movies with Crypt Keeper audio

  • http://www.facebook.com/#!/alexander.f.cole Alexander Cole

    I laughed mostly at the part where the guy was yelling push it at the lady. lol

  • http://bluehighwind.blogspot.com/ BlueHighwind

    THRUST IT, THRUST IT, THRUST IT!!!

  • Anonymous

    I thought the exact same thing! I was trying to remember the name of the movie so I could tell my friend, but I just couldn’t do it. Oh well, I’m happy that I’m not the only one.

  • Last Scarecrow

    Oh, I was wondering what that itching was. You say it’s AIDS? And shit? Huh.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mario-Babic/1642160632 Mario Babić

    Lame.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mario-Babic/1642160632 Mario Babić

    Lame.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Natalie-Jones/100001438912549 Natalie Jones

    ughhh,another showgirls wanna be

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/IXJMIHEAY5JL6LOQCY7T3JNZSI eeeeeeee

    Well….everyone does have aids and shit.

  • http://www.facebook.com/xMaeRx Ryan Beckmann

    I like how the advertisement at the beginning is longer than the clip itself, lul :/

  • Akasen

    Is it odd that recently I just came across an advertisement for burlesque, did a crap ton of research on the word and it’s history and now there’s a 5 second movie here?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=655594422 Helmz Sea

    These are not funny.

  • Anonymous

    I FUCKING HATE GLEE.

    I DUNNO IF CLICKING WAS WORTH IT.

  • Anonymous

    I FUCKING HATE GLEE.

    I DUNNO IF CLICKING WAS WORTH IT.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Allison-Hanna/1460142119 Allison Hanna

    Wow, I didn’t know Kander and Ebb combined Cabaret and Chicago and… no, wait, never mind. But seriously, if you want a ripoff of Cabaret, the M.C./host is played by Alan Cumming. You know, because he didn’t play the Emcee in the Broadway revival of Cabaret or anything.

  • http://twitter.com/Yadokingu Sag Ichnet

    Man Cher is really only plastic at this point, isn’t she?

    • http://twitter.com/CedarMusketeer Bryan Gardner

      Well, it is still debatable who was more plastic, Cher or MJ.

    • http://twitter.com/CedarMusketeer Bryan Gardner

      Well, it is still debatable who was more plastic, Cher or MJ.

    • http://twitter.com/CedarMusketeer Bryan Gardner

      Well, it is still debatable who was more plastic, Cher or MJ.

    • Anonymous

      She’s more machine now than musician: twisted and evil.

  • http://twitter.com/Yadokingu Sag Ichnet

    Man Cher is really only plastic at this point, isn’t she?

  • Anonymous

    Wow i really liked sitting through a 25 second commercial to see a 5 second clip that wasn’t funny at all.

  • Anonymous

    Wow i really liked sitting through a 25 second commercial to see a 5 second clip that wasn’t funny at all.

  • Anonymous

    Wow i really liked sitting through a 25 second commercial to see a 5 second clip that wasn’t funny at all.

  • http://www.facebook.com/nathana21 Nathan Allen

    I sooo need a cher mask for halloween. It would scare the pants of all the kids who come to get candy….ahh nooo cher…run for your life

  • Anonymous

    … I am going to go pick up my shotgun from the drycleaners, pick up a crate of either Johnny Walker Red or Bicardi, pick up three packets of Malbaro Blue, four lighters, and an advance on my prescription of narcotic painkillers, and I’m going to go down into my cellar and stay there for the next four months until this movie has left Australian cinemas.

    Wake me when the apocalypse is over.

    P.S if anyone knows of a way to get synthetic epinephrine shipped directly from a manufacturing plant in Switzerland to formerly stated cellar door, that would be really helpful.

  • Anonymous

    … I am going to go pick up my shotgun from the drycleaners, pick up a crate of either Johnny Walker Red or Bicardi, pick up three packets of Malbaro Blue, four lighters, and an advance on my prescription of narcotic painkillers, and I’m going to go down into my cellar and stay there for the next four months until this movie has left Australian cinemas.

    Wake me when the apocalypse is over.

    P.S if anyone knows of a way to get synthetic epinephrine shipped directly from a manufacturing plant in Switzerland to formerly stated cellar door, that would be really helpful.

  • http://twitter.com/B25Mitch Mitchell Rand

    “Everybody got AIDS and shit.” was the first thing that popped in my mind when I saw this trailer in theaters. My next was that it looked like Cabaret crossed with Chicago, with a touch of Showgirls for good measure. That’s not a good sign (though I did love Cabaret.)

  • http://twitter.com/B25Mitch Mitchell Rand

    “Everybody got AIDS and shit.” was the first thing that popped in my mind when I saw this trailer in theaters. My next was that it looked like Cabaret crossed with Chicago, with a touch of Showgirls for good measure. That’s not a good sign (though I did love Cabaret.)

  • http://www.facebook.com/bob.bible Bob Bible

    Huh? …But…quite a while back, the Nostalgia Chick reviewed this movie, yet it was under a different title. The movie is called “Showgirls,” and I saw it many years ago. So…they’re re-releasing it under a new title? They’re the same scenes. Now, I’m confused…

  • Anonymous

    ANOTHER Moulin Rouge rip-off?

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