Ripper in 5 Seconds (With Chef Gordon Ramsay)

The Spoony One | Nov 24 2010 | more notation(s) | 

Chef Ramsay faces the bloodiest kitchen nightmare yet! THE RIPPER!

  • http://twitter.com/Maleficious Richard Von Hendy

    That is certainly un-fucking-believable.

  • http://twitter.com/Keilloh MASTER OF TIME

    Haha.
    Nice.

  • Anonymous

    Cue 100 fanboys complaining about how it’s “fucking un-believable” instead of “un-fucking-believable”.

  • Anonymous

    Cue 100 fanboys complaining about how it’s “fucking un-believable” instead of “un-fucking-believable”.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=549771156 Jeff Strait

    It keeps erroring out every time I click to play the video.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Tsquall Brian Capaldo

      Does the same for me

    • http://www.facebook.com/Tsquall Brian Capaldo

      Does the same for me

  • http://twitter.com/KreatorRage Manuel

    I lol’d

  • http://twitter.com/KreatorRage Manuel

    I lol’d

  • http://twitter.com/Shadow20X6 Vincent A Sanchez

    sorry I’ll tune in next time when there is an update worth watching.

    • http://spoonyexperiment.com The Spoony One

      So sorry I had jury duty and life-long health problems to deal with. I’ll just run myself to death for you, shall I?

      Sheesh. I’m working on stuff this very minute, and still there’s complaining. Pay my bills and you can dictate schedule. Until then, shut your festering hole.

      • http://twitter.com/Shmooglavoue William Jeffery

        Don’t fret about the complainers Spoony. The internet is vast enough that there will ALWAYS be someone who will complain. Just pick any given upcoming MMO when they update what will be in the game, and you’ll get whole threads dedicated to hating this or that feature.

        Just take the time you need to heal, and post stuff at your own pace. It’s not worth driving yourself into the ground for those who are never satisfied.

      • Anonymous

        You tell him Spoony…

        Trolls will be trolls..

      • Anonymous

        We (the fans) really do appreciate your work. It really does suck that you have to deal with such insufferable a-holes. It doesn’t bode well for humanity.

      • Anonymous

        That’s an incredibly rude way to respond to a fan. Here let me edit your post spoony.

        “I have been busy with jury duty and I’ve been sick lately!”

        Or you could have done something better. A written post on your main page about your absence.

        “I the spoony one have had jury duty. It has been a fun time! (Not! LOL!) Lately I haven’t been feeling well but I thank the fans for their best wishes!”

        The end.

        • http://twitter.com/emperorwayne Lee Johnston

          He’s only done about three v-logs on the subject of his health, including one rather long one not two to three weeks ago. He has every right to be upset. Not to mention numerous facebook and twitter updates from Scarlett about his health.

          Don’t ever say the man hasn’t tried to tell us he’s not well.

          • Anonymous

            Maybe he should actually take care of his body? Like exercise? Spoony went from being a reasonablly thin in shape looking guy to a Sean Fausz esque body type. He looks like what comes out of Sean’s ass.

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lee-Johnston/512453724 Lee Johnston

            “Spoony went from being a reasonably thin in shape looking guy to a Sean Fausz esque body type.”

            Holy crap! You need glasses. Sean Fausz is a large man, not to mock the man’s weight, it is just a fact. Spoony is Dustin Diamond sized compared to him. Have you seen a picture of the man recently? and no, the ‘esque’ attached to this does not excuse the fact that this statement is terribly inaccurate. It’s like comparing an oil tanker to a frigate. Again, no offense to Fausz.

            “Maybe he should actually take care of his body? Like exercise?”

            The reason why he cannot exercise is because his heart can’t handle the stress. He can barely lift things without having a coronary, and he has a heart condition; which are in many cases not just caused by lack of exercise. He admits he could exercise more, but saying that he doesn’t because he’s lazy is absolutely inexcusable. Have a seat and watch his v-logs and maybe you won’t have such piss poor information.

            He will get us new and exciting content when he can. Let him focus on staying alive first.

            “He looks like what comes out of Sean’s ass. ”

            Of course he looks like crap, he’s not well. Name a single person with heart defects who doesn’t look like death just came and slapped them in the face. He’s trying to give us content at a steady pace, but he may be working on too many things at once just to please us and it’s running him ragged. People like the commenter who started this thread only make it worse for him and defending that kind of ignorance only fuels the fire. Again, Spoony has every right to be upset, he’s literally killing himself to please his fans in any way possible and people are shitting on him for it. For shame.

          • Anonymous

            Maybe he should actually take care of his body? Like exercise? Spoony went from being a reasonablly thin in shape looking guy to a Sean Fausz esque body type. He looks like what comes out of Sean’s ass.

          • Anonymous

            Maybe he should actually take care of his body? Like exercise? Spoony went from being a reasonablly thin in shape looking guy to a Sean Fausz esque body type. He looks like what comes out of Sean’s ass.

      • http://twitter.com/emperorwayne Lee Johnston

        All the hope and prayers to you oh Spoony One. Focus on your health… leave the trolls to us loyal servants of the Experiment.

      • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/AOLG27QR53O3PJTCRJCSJT4LXE Manic

        No offense Spoony but usually ignoring the trolls works better than feeding them food.

        At any rate I’m pretty sure they will pass on you at jury duty if you mention your currently going though health problems.

      • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/AOLG27QR53O3PJTCRJCSJT4LXE Manic

        No offense Spoony but usually ignoring the trolls works better than feeding them food.

        At any rate I’m pretty sure they will pass on you at jury duty if you mention your currently going though health problems.

      • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/AOLG27QR53O3PJTCRJCSJT4LXE Manic

        No offense Spoony but usually ignoring the trolls works better than feeding them food.

        At any rate I’m pretty sure they will pass on you at jury duty if you mention your currently going though health problems.

      • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/AOLG27QR53O3PJTCRJCSJT4LXE Manic

        No offense Spoony but usually ignoring the trolls works better than feeding them food.

        At any rate I’m pretty sure they will pass on you at jury duty if you mention your currently going though health problems.

    • http://spoonyexperiment.com The Spoony One

      So sorry I had jury duty and life-long health problems to deal with. I’ll just run myself to death for you, shall I?

      Sheesh. I’m working on stuff this very minute, and still there’s complaining. Pay my bills and you can dictate schedule. Until then, shut your festering hole.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dylan-Durmeier/100000427555382 Dylan Durmeier

    You really have nothing better to do, do you?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dylan-Durmeier/100000427555382 Dylan Durmeier

    You really have nothing better to do, do you?

  • http://warpedtree.blogspot.com/ CornBRED-X

    I’m sorry, I’m not trying to be mean, Spoony, cus I love you’re work- when you actually put effort into something. I am not a fan of these “5 second” things. I get the intention; “Sorry guys I havent put anything out, heres something funny”.

    No apologies necessary. Looking forward to next actual video about something. =)

    • Anonymous

      What a back handed douche bag comment. He provides free entertainment and if it’s not coming out every fucking week some of you people get so butt-hurt it’s beyond comprehension. It’s not like he didn’t let anyone know why there’s a delay. “BOO HOO THE 5 SECONDS VIDEOS ARE NOT FUNNY ENOUGH!” Why don’t you pay for the editor Spoony wants or maybe a professional cinematographer so he doesn’t have to frame all his own shots? I never stick up for an “internet celebrity” but you guys are just being dicks.

      • Anonymous

        What is it with this “You can’t complain about free entertainment!!!!!” Yes you can. You can absolutely complain and critique alike. What Cornbred said is absolutely valid. Spoony hasn’t had a single update in something of 3 weeks and all he posts is a 5 second video he pulled out of his ass? It is a waste of time and an insult to his fans.

        You are in fact sticking up for an internet celebrity. One with an inflated ego that sells head shots that make him look like a pedofile.

        We as a public are allowed to critique and complain about things that we don’t like as our first amendment right. Television, Books, Art, video games, food, sports, doctors, religious figures. WE CRITIQUE EVERYTHING. What makes a so called internet celebrity off the list because he makes “Free Entertainment”. By the way, it isn’t free. It is only free in the sense that yes you don’t directly pay him. You as an internet user pay an internet provider, unless YOU happen to be using the internet at a public library, college campus, your friends house, etc.

        This “You can’t complain about free entertainment” Notion needs to stop immediatly. Its stupid. If what Noah does as a work as a whole is completely shitty then CornBRED has every right to tell him that it sucks and he could tell that he has put no effort forth.

      • Anonymous

        What is it with this “You can’t complain about free entertainment!!!!!” Yes you can. You can absolutely complain and critique alike. What Cornbred said is absolutely valid. Spoony hasn’t had a single update in something of 3 weeks and all he posts is a 5 second video he pulled out of his ass? It is a waste of time and an insult to his fans.

        You are in fact sticking up for an internet celebrity. One with an inflated ego that sells head shots that make him look like a pedofile.

        We as a public are allowed to critique and complain about things that we don’t like as our first amendment right. Television, Books, Art, video games, food, sports, doctors, religious figures. WE CRITIQUE EVERYTHING. What makes a so called internet celebrity off the list because he makes “Free Entertainment”. By the way, it isn’t free. It is only free in the sense that yes you don’t directly pay him. You as an internet user pay an internet provider, unless YOU happen to be using the internet at a public library, college campus, your friends house, etc.

        This “You can’t complain about free entertainment” Notion needs to stop immediatly. Its stupid. If what Noah does as a work as a whole is completely shitty then CornBRED has every right to tell him that it sucks and he could tell that he has put no effort forth.

        • http://twitter.com/emperorwayne Lee Johnston

          “Spoony hasn’t had a single update in something of 3 weeks and all he posts is a 5 second video he pulled out of his ass?”

          Four updates in the last three weeks, from the man himself, and a few others that he was involved with in someway. Perhaps a bit of research should be involved before making yourself out to be a baffoon. If we’re on the subject of pulling stuff out of your ass, see the quoted statistic above!

        • http://tuulensisko.livejournal.com/ Tuul

          “By the way, it isn’t free. It is only free in the sense that yes you don’t directly pay him. You as an internet user pay an internet provider”

          Dude, I don’t think anyone of us only pays for the internet to watch Spoony. You get Spoony for no additional fee for what you’d pay in any case, whether you watch him or not. So yes, it IS free.

      • http://warpedtree.blogspot.com/ CornBRED-X

        I’m sorry my post sparked this flame war. That was not my intention. I appreciate the backers as well but you also missed my point. I was not trying to say I don’t understand free entertainment nor start a debate on free isn’t free, nor say spoony needs to work harder. In fact my point was I don’t like 5 second videos, but I understand why he does them. I was merely sharing that my dislike for this specific type of content as I do find them lazy.

        I suppose my “when you actually put effort” statement may be what sparked this. That was not meant to be as facetious as it sounds. In retrospect I’d have to take that back as I know Spoony works hard to keep his fans entertained. My actual intention was just to point out that I see no need for the 5 sec videos.

        Anyones argument for that is valid- I dont have to watch it. I usually don’t, either. I am just getting a little sad that Spoony is no longer at the top of my site check list because I know there will be no content. Spoony was the first of these types of shows I watched and now I rarely check the site.

        Anyway, despite the avid defenses of Spoony, I am not one to coddle anybody, celebrity or otherwise, and I do have a hard time figuring out how to say things without insulting someone. It’s especially difficult on this site as many find most forms of negative opinion here to be an attack.

        I’ll just let off here informing you guys my intention was not to attack Spoony, but rather comment on my dislike of 5 sec videos.

        Even though I fear this will be mistaken for me being facetious or sarcastic in some way, I still am sorry this is the result of my comment. I did not intend that to happen.

        Your insults, btw Doggyhatefire, we’re unnecessary. I am not a troll nor a child. If you feel tougher because of it, more power to you I suppose, but I will not pretend that your comments were in any way constructive. If you disagree with me not liking something, that is truly fine. I believe in free speech so powerfully I believe people can say things I don’t like, or I even find downright evil. However, I was not attacking anyone and I feel your comment was directed at people that are not me. I don’t normally waste my time pointing out my dislike of content, but I love Spoony’s work and sometimes you cant help but point out your dislike of something. I am sorry it made you feel I was attacking him, though. On the other hand, I will not censor myself so that people like you don’t think I’m a douche bag. Sometimes you have to be on the outside, and that’s where I generally am.

        Again, I am not being sarcastic, nor facetious. My apology is real, and my feelings that I should not be censored even though we disagree are also real. I hope that is taken as a serious gesture of “agree to disagree”.

  • http://twitter.com/RoryBinks Rory Binks

    I liked it a lot until you replayed the original clip just in case non of us got it. We got it dude.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_32CEYXEK7EU2MSF44HOIHZP2QQ herbert

    Yeeeah… I’m not much of a fan of these 5 second things either. Mostly because the commercial you have to watch before the video starts is half as long as the video itself. Which just doesn’t seem worth it.

    • Anonymous

      I hate that too, but I doubt you’d use that 30 seconds for something else that was useful.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_32CEYXEK7EU2MSF44HOIHZP2QQ herbert

        Well give me a bottle of Nyquil and a couple seconds with spankwire and you’d be surprised at what I can do in 30 seconds.

    • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/RWWCGXM2TOEBLU64VLDBBJ2K4Q Drake

      Now see, those ads are why I’m glad I have a very nice ap for my browser.

    • http://tuulensisko.livejournal.com/ Tuul

      Just click play and then do something else while the ad plays and then switch back when it stops. That’s what I do.

    • http://tuulensisko.livejournal.com/ Tuul

      Just click play and then do something else while the ad plays and then switch back when it stops. That’s what I do.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Jaranu Jesse Slywka

    This video, is fucking un-believable.

    This made me giggle, and is actually the first time I ever posted on a video…. that I remember at least.

    Can’t wait for more stuff spoony :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/Jaranu Jesse Slywka

    This video, is fucking un-believable.

    This made me giggle, and is actually the first time I ever posted on a video…. that I remember at least.

    Can’t wait for more stuff spoony :)

  • http://twitter.com/RoryBinks Rory Binks

    Also i’d just like to say i don’t want to be part of a wave of negativity. I just got about an hour of you talking about iMPACT earlyer today and i loved it, so i don’t want to contribute to anything that puts you off your fans! But still, we can get the reference, it’s not a tricky one.

  • http://twitter.com/RoryBinks Rory Binks

    Also i’d just like to say i don’t want to be part of a wave of negativity. I just got about an hour of you talking about iMPACT earlyer today and i loved it, so i don’t want to contribute to anything that puts you off your fans! But still, we can get the reference, it’s not a tricky one.

  • Anonymous

    The grills of justice may cook slowly but they’re cooking, they’re cooking Quinlan. Get yourself caught in those grills, you’ll be in a lot of pain. RAW HALIBUT YOU DONKEY!

    • Anonymous

      You sir, win an internet.

    • Anonymous

      You sir, win an internet.

    • Anonymous

      You sir, win an internet.

    • Anonymous

      Two Internets.

  • Anonymous

    The grills of justice may cook slowly but they’re cooking, they’re cooking Quinlan. Get yourself caught in those grills, you’ll be in a lot of pain. RAW HALIBUT YOU DONKEY!

  • http://twitter.com/MutteringJason Jason Frazier

    So it took Ramsay 5 seconds to do what took you 6 months!?

    Of course, your’s was funnier…

  • Anonymous

    Well, Gordon Ramsay is more likely to be convicted for stabbing someone to death 47 times with a kitchen knife on tape.

  • Anonymous

    Well that’s not how you make a risotto! You stupid cow!

  • http://www.facebook.com/shammarkarlsson Stefan Hammar Karlsson

    Just the idea of the amount of cursing that would be going on if Ramsay would sit around playing Ripper makes me a little scared.

  • http://www.Omni-Nexus.deviantart.com Newbonzy

    You know, this game is a lot like the old halo – just put two words together and start a trend.
    “HEAD-SHOT”
    “DOUBLE-KILL”
    “KILLIONAIRE”
    “UN-FREAKING-BELIEVABLE”

    • http://twitter.com/emperorwayne Lee Johnston

      Are you implying that the term ‘head-shot’ began with Halo?

      No. Simply no.

      • http://www.Omni-Nexus.deviantart.com Newbonzy

        It was just a joke.

        Joke. Simply joke.

    • http://twitter.com/AngryEd Edmund Dubois

      Halo doesn’t say Head Shot. it never did. That was Unreal Tournament.

      And it didn’t invent the term either.

      • http://www.Omni-Nexus.deviantart.com Newbonzy

        Well JEEZ! Didn’t have to get all technical on me.

      • TheFeydakin

        THANK
        YOU!
        OMG!

    • TheFeydakin

      Its from Unreal Tournament you ignoramus.

      • http://www.Omni-Nexus.deviantart.com Newbonzy

        I never meant for this to be such a big deal – I was only trying to be funny, but I didn’t succeed. Get over it.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_H24G7OXSNJTI7CGZIRUJBJFH3Q TekJansen

    Hah hah, always good for a laugh. I personally like smallish videos and v-logs, and the very small lull in new major reviews just gave me time to watch everything you had or re-watch in some cases, I mean really, You probably still put out more times worth of stuff than some show like South Park does in a year.

    Looking forward to the Source which according to Spoony’s TNA review should be this week if all things work well unless I’m mistaken.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-Hadley/1504681506 Ryan Hadley

    HA! that was great XD though i still do prefer Christopher Waken

  • http://www.facebook.com/uematsufreak Kenneth Atkinson

    I honestly didn’t know what to expect from this video going in, but all I have to say is … WIN. I don’t care what anyone else has to say. All I have to say is keep on keepin’ on. :)

  • http://twitter.com/HARDPUNCHER Anders Persson

    My head just exploded.

  • Anonymous

    Hey asshole, he hasn’t had any updates because he has been having some significant, potentially life-threatening health problems. These health problems, in fact, required him to recently make a visit to the fucking emergency room and pay an ungodly sum of money for medicine, just so he can continue providing ass-eaters like yourself with this FREE entertainment. So he has been doing little videos like this to tide us over until he is well enough to do a major video. Next time, try knowing what you’re talking about before you start spouting shit. ‘Kay?

    • http://twitter.com/emperorwayne Lee Johnston

      You said it, Chewie!

    • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/AOLG27QR53O3PJTCRJCSJT4LXE Manic

      Here is the thing that annoys me with that.

      When you say this “So he has been doing little videos like this to tide us over until he is well enough to do a major video. Next time, try knowing what you’re talking about before you start spouting shit. ‘Kay?” it sound like your trying to pass Spoony off as a martyr.

      I’m a fan of your stuff Spoony but you don’t owe us shit. Take a break and relax from making any videos at all if your that ill.

  • Anonymous

    Hey asshole, he hasn’t had any updates because he has been having some significant, potentially life-threatening health problems. These health problems, in fact, required him to recently make a visit to the fucking emergency room and pay an ungodly sum of money for medicine, just so he can continue providing ass-eaters like yourself with this FREE entertainment. So he has been doing little videos like this to tide us over until he is well enough to do a major video. Next time, try knowing what you’re talking about before you start spouting shit. ‘Kay?

  • http://twitter.com/FleacyTheSheep Desiree X

    Yeah an “in 5 seconds” doesn’t need a 30 second ad first.

    *Waits for the rabid fanboys to pounce*

    “HOW DARE YOU!!! IT’S FREE WE SHOULD NEVER DISAGREE WITH ANYTHING SPOONY EVER DOES EVEN IF IT’S A POLITELY WORDED LEGITIMATE COMPLAINT OR CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM MEANT TO HELP HIM!!!”

    There I did it for you.

    • Anonymous

      Except that’s not “constructive” criticism. Those ads are how Spoony makes any money from this site.

      • Anonymous

        Honestly, you’re both right. If an ad is longer than the video itself, it REALLY shouldn’t be there. Still, he needs to make money, so I’m inclined to ignore it.

        • Anonymous

          I could be mistaken, but I don’t think Spoony has any direct control over which ads appear on his videos. Doesn’t Blip decide that?

          • http://twitter.com/CedarMusketeer Bryan Gardner

            Exactly, Spoony isn’t some kind of corporate shill who intentionally puts ads in front of his videos, that’s Blip’s job and it makes live so much easier for Spoony that way.

          • http://twitter.com/Sketchney Natasha Douglas

            I completely agree and have no problems with the ads staying, especially to help with revenue (I don’t know why, but after getting sick of it I’m really missing the ‘Who broke the copier-copier?’ one lately LOL) HOWEVER it was much better when you could click on the advert to make the linked website open in a separate tab and then skip the end of the ad. If you’re connecting to their website (and surely the clicking on it is what gets the revenue up?), why do you need to watch the last 20+ seconds of the ad? Does the ad have more info than their website? Considering the amount of Microsoft ones I keep seeing I guess that idea’s not totally beyond the realms of possibility, but that’s beside the point…It’s overkill sometimes – especially when they have one at the end as well, then make you sit through the same one if you click ‘replay’ (particularly on a vid like this one)….And some of these things go well into the 40+ seconds duration time.

          • http://twitter.com/Ehdee Ehdee

            tl:dr

          • http://twitter.com/Sketchney Natasha Douglas

            *shrug* I’d agree with you but I was defending the purpose of the ads while also ranting about them, and compared to some of the dissertation-length posts I’ve seen on this site, this was nothing.

            Besides, not all of us care to write in poor English or text-speak…

          • Anonymous

            Text-speak? That’s an odd term.

          • https://me.yahoo.com/a/SVaUEG85oeTWalsdMvqoPcTApmk-#d2b3e cvb

            You said it best Bryan. By the way, I got these cool signed Spoony photos for 5$ a piece. Can’t miss a deal like that!

          • http://twitter.com/CedarMusketeer Bryan Gardner

            Exactly, Spoony isn’t some kind of corporate shill who intentionally puts ads in front of his videos, that’s Blip’s job and it makes live so much easier for Spoony that way.

        • Anonymous

          “Still, he needs to make more money,”

          Hence the $5 dollars autographed photos?

          • Anonymous

            Yeah that’s…–

            … I’d never buy a photo of someone. I don’t know anyone who would, either.

        • TheFeydakin

          Like your TF2 avatar…TF2 is the only online deathmatch.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=504052712 Max Veluz

      DL adblock plus and rid yourself of unwanted ads

    • http://www.facebook.com/waynepmiddleton Wayne Middleton

      I don’t think blip lets you turn ads off for individual videos. It’s either allow ads before your videos on everything or nothing.

      So your criticism is…. well, not really relevant to anything since its built into the distribution method.

  • The_Hut

    Spoony. You are un fucking believable.

  • http://twitter.com/amityisland amityisland

    that was great! made me laugh after a hard morning.

  • http://www.vgboxart.com/author/alldreamsfalldown/ Anonymous

    I seriously lol’d at that XD

  • http://www.google.com/profiles/114319313498601954245 Kaltzor

    Christoper Walken is still un-fucking-believably un-fucking-believable.

  • http://twitter.com/Okanehira Okanehira

    oh Americanos why do you love Gordon so much?, I hate him. Great video though.

    • Anonymous

      I hate him too.

  • http://twitter.com/CedarMusketeer Bryan Gardner

    You know, I would pay money to see a remake of Ripper, but have Gordon Ramsey as the main character instead of the Big Bad Wolf from 10th Kingdom

  • http://twitter.com/CedarMusketeer Bryan Gardner

    You know, I would pay money to see a remake of Ripper, but have Gordon Ramsey as the main character instead of the Big Bad Wolf from 10th Kingdom

  • http://dragonacesg7.livejournal.com/profile Dragons_Dusk

    Now THAT’S the way to start my morning. :D funny
    thanks Spoony

  • Anonymous

    What is it with your obsession over him selling head shots? Are you the ego police? Ok, we can complain about free entertainment, but people saying “this video sucks” and “stop being lazy” is hardly constructive. The difference between television and the internet is that consumers of entertainment on the internet somehow think they should have more influence on someone’s creative work. For example, when Spoony used some cover of his theme song (1 time) people got all huffy. I never thought to complain because that’s just the theme song and I’m not gonna write ESPN because Monday Night Football doesn’t have the giant space helmets crashing into each other in their intro anymore even though that’s what I liked more. It’s still his site, and if 75% of the time he makes me laugh, that’s good enough for me. If you don’t like him anymore, stop coming to the site.

  • Anonymous

    What is it with your obsession over him selling head shots? Are you the ego police? Ok, we can complain about free entertainment, but people saying “this video sucks” and “stop being lazy” is hardly constructive. The difference between television and the internet is that consumers of entertainment on the internet somehow think they should have more influence on someone’s creative work. For example, when Spoony used some cover of his theme song (1 time) people got all huffy. I never thought to complain because that’s just the theme song and I’m not gonna write ESPN because Monday Night Football doesn’t have the giant space helmets crashing into each other in their intro anymore even though that’s what I liked more. It’s still his site, and if 75% of the time he makes me laugh, that’s good enough for me. If you don’t like him anymore, stop coming to the site.

  • Anonymous

    Chef Ramsay will take a saudering iron to the John Rhys Davies when John says he’s going to fuck him.

  • Anonymous

    Spoony I would personally like to apologies for all the douche bags on your comments page who don’t appreciate the value you give to us… Some of us care more than those who only love you when you are constantly putting out new content…. You are the man.. Ignore these ignorant pricks and keep doing what you’re doing… Stay healthy Spoony…

    Firestone X

    • Anonymous

      That’s some hard ass-kissing, dude.

  • Anonymous

    Constructive criticism is essential for development, particularly in entertainment and art.What you’re doing isn’t that. It’s using the excuse of “constructive criticism” to bitch out insults. Unfortunately there is the irony that in order to juxtapose such an aggressive viewpoint on something that you are deriding, you are in fact guilty of the ego trip that you show disdain for. It’s like an algebraic manifold; no matter how many dimensions you go into, you’re still fucking over space-time in your ability to define it, and by becoming more specific you are in fact taking the topology out of context. Or let me put it in perspective: “you’re bitching about a 20 second short while complaining about the creator’s ego.” You KNOW that this is just something Spoony thought was funny in passing and decided to put up. You KNOW that there was no real artistic drive behind it and it was just a sideline he did when he was feeling sick and couldn’t put together anything else. He’s made it VERY obvious that that’s the situation. However, you choose to bitch about it nonetheless.You’ll notice I use the word “bitch” as a verb instead of “criticize”. There is a very good reason for that. Complaining about a serious work, criticizing it and pointing out its flaws is absolutely fucking NECESSARY for improvement. What you’re doing is just pointless. And look, now I’m being a hypocrite for complaining about a post complaining about something pointless. How’s that for logical fallacy? Hell, I even use terminology and analogies that imply I have a bitchy personality with a superiority complex that constantly requires validation of its own intellect (which isn’t far from reality, despite me not having the intellectual muscle to back that superior mind-set).I’m a hypocrite, you’re a hypocrite, why now we have enough members to start a club. Who’d have thought it?Egos are variable. Spoony’s ain’t that bad. It certainly isn’t as bad as mine.

  • http://tuulensisko.livejournal.com/ Tuul

    Is it bad that I seriously lol’d at that? :DD

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Richard-Servello/1338756221 Richard Servello

    Bravo Sir….Bravo!

  • Anonymous

    I can just imagine you seeing that and laughing for a good twenty minutes.

  • Anonymous

    I can just imagine you seeing that and laughing for a good twenty minutes.

  • Anonymous

    Oh Spoony… have you been watching too much Kitchen Nightmares on BBC America again?

    I told you it would give you nightmares young man!

    In any case, Walken and Ramsay would make an epic partnership.

    • Anonymous

      Holy Squishy, that is one scary thought right there.
      Especially since it’s true.

  • Anonymous

    Oh Spoony… have you been watching too much Kitchen Nightmares on BBC America again?

    I told you it would give you nightmares young man!

    In any case, Walken and Ramsay would make an epic partnership.

  • Anonymous

    Haha, that was way more awesome then I expected! xD

  • Anonymous

    Haha, that was way more awesome then I expected! xD

  • Anonymous

    Did you have to show Christopher Walken saying it at the end? I mean, it’s almost like you expected us not to get the joke unless you showed that. And that makes me feel bad.

    • http://twitter.com/TheSlorg Doug Collins

      Seeing as it’s a joke that only us regulars would know, yes. He had to show it.
      Not everyone who stops by the site is going to get the reference.

      • http://twitter.com/Pillagerguy Connor Powers

        By now everyone and their estranged Schizophrenic aunt knows the reference.

      • http://twitter.com/Pillagerguy Connor Powers

        By now everyone and their estranged Schizophrenic aunt knows the reference.

    • http://twitter.com/TheSlorg Doug Collins

      Seeing as it’s a joke that only us regulars would know, yes. He had to show it.
      Not everyone who stops by the site is going to get the reference.

    • http://twitter.com/CedarMusketeer Bryan Gardner

      Don’t feel bad, he was doing it to add to the awesome factor, anyway Chef Ramsey flubbed the line, he said Fucking Unbelieveable. I think he misread the cue card

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Zap-Rowsdower/100000068402682 Zap Rowsdower

    I was hoping Gordon was going to re-enact the dramatic knife across the forehead scene from Ripper…

  • Anonymous

    I never found the “un-fucking-believable” thing all that funny. I mean, I’d heard it as a phrase before Walken said it.

    But I’m pretty sure I’m the only one who doesn’t find it drop dead hilarious.

    • pariah

      I never did get it.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521054348 Alex Fourneaux

        It’s not so much the line, but the way walken delivers it that makes it hilarious, in my opinion.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521054348 Alex Fourneaux

        It’s not so much the line, but the way walken delivers it that makes it hilarious, in my opinion.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jimmy-TheFish/100000139595167 Jimmy TheFish

    SO WHO IS IN FOR RAMSAY IN THE RIPPER REMAKE. KINETIC THE DOTS.

  • TheFeydakin

    Not quite the best stand in for Walken… BUT, job well done.

  • Anonymous

    That was the funniest thing ever,laughed my ass off

  • Princess Stabbity

    Win.

  • Anonymous

    …. I think I’ve just found a new favorite “in 5 Seconds” video.
    Awesome combination.XD

  • Anonymous

    …. I think I’ve just found a new favorite “in 5 Seconds” video.
    Awesome combination.XD

  • http://www.spazoutloud.com/ SpazOutLoud

    HA! That’s awesome!

  • http://www.spazoutloud.com/ SpazOutLoud

    HA! That’s awesome!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=622528744 Christian LeChuck Ström

    Holy fucking shit that was hilarious! I laughed so hard at that because I wasn’t expecting it AT ALL! My lord.. awesome, Spoony, simply awesome..

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=622528744 Christian LeChuck Ström

    Holy fucking shit that was hilarious! I laughed so hard at that because I wasn’t expecting it AT ALL! My lord.. awesome, Spoony, simply awesome..

  • http://twitter.com/MatthewMk2 Matthew S

    This Guy, Spoony, is UnFucking Believable.

  • Anonymous

    UN FUCKING BELIEBABLE!!!!
    Seriously, this video is so awesome it punishes Justin Bieber for existing!

    • http://twitter.com/Clarestovold Clare Stovold

      Everything punishes Justin Bieber for existing…

  • Anonymous

    UN FUCKING BELIEBABLE!!!!
    Seriously, this video is so awesome it punishes Justin Bieber for existing!

  • Anonymous

    Amusing but I don’t think you needed to add the Walken line in again at the end. If your going to do call back jokes don’t hold our hands lol.

    • Renaissance_nerd

      maybe new viewers haven’t seen Ripper or Spoony’s riff and wouldn’t know the joke so chill, have a cup of java and love life.

      • Anonymous

        That’s what I gathered about it. Good filler Spoony. You make some of the most subtle catches.

      • Anonymous

        Yeah problem is the new users are not going to think its funny. The call back anyway. They might laugh at Walken’s line itself if its the first time. But I have always felt the call back joke is only amusing if its actually a call back for you. Kind of like an In Joke is only funny if your in the know. Maybe next time he starts a fuse box count he must insert the Thing review after it as well? Would kind of kill the flow IMO :P

    • http://twitter.com/Clarestovold Clare Stovold

      I hadn’t seen Ripper before and I only understood it when he showed the other clip at the end… then I laughed because I understood it.

  • http://nightshademyu.livejournal.com/ AngelMyu

    That’s was hilarious! XD

  • Anonymous

    I smell a new detective series starring Christopher Walken and Gordon Ramsay.

    • http://www.google.com/profiles/114319313498601954245 Kaltzor

      That would be un-fucking-believeable.

      • Anonymous

        That would be un-fucking-believeably stupid. I know you’re just joking, but still.

        • http://twitter.com/Clarestovold Clare Stovold

          That would be un-fucking-believably stupidly hilarious. I wanna see Ramsey and Christopher Walken solve cases together… or against each other.

          • Anonymous

            That would be un-fucking-believably stupidly hilariously painstakingly curious to watch.

  • Poipoi

    If Gordon Ramsey was in a slash flick, what sort of Killer would he be?

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZHEGPD7TLW33YQ6J2XYAXONRLQ Lucas

      he would turn everyoneinto a d0nkey!!!!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZHEGPD7TLW33YQ6J2XYAXONRLQ Lucas

      he would turn everyoneinto a d0nkey!!!!

  • Poipoi

    If Gordon Ramsey was in a slash flick, what sort of Killer would he be?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001218463429 Tim House

    @ Poipoi, If Ramsey was a slasher villain, he would probably right swears next to the body in the victim’s blood.

  • Anonymous

    30 second ad to watch a 30 second video…. the internets stoopid, funny vid tho

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