All they wanna do is eat your brains.
Haha, love it.
You should do more of these.
Should have added a vacuum cleaner sound effect at the end there haha :)
That’s basically what the movie is about, giant aliens with large vacuum cleaners!
Love these. Keep ‘em up!
“they sucked his brains out.” so this is either bad sci-fi or the grossest porn movie ever made.
Who says you have to choose?
So, err… I take it this film ain’t worth seeing, then?
What’s the song in the end? Love it.
“Re: Your Brains” by Jonathan Coulton, who also wrote “Still Alive” from Portal. Spoony also used this song in his Samurai Zombie Nation review; it is an excellent tune.
Ha excellent. Unfortunate about the movie though, from the trailers it looked rather interesting
Movie isn’t bad if you like sfx and tension/action. Biggest problem for me is there’s no ending. You’re watching the movie and suddenly… CREDITS! Acting and dialogue are sub-par but that’s not what I went for.
Agreed, I went for some alien action and got it, they just figured the ending would be better over the credits as a set of photos…yeah
Weird, I got the same reaction from going to see Due Date last night.
Wait… really? I thought this was about aliens…? 0_o
Yep, aliens who suck out brains. Just watched Brad’s review and it’s put me right off this one.
Hmm…I actually feel like seeing it now. I think I can enjoy the movie going in with low expectations :)
Best acting.. seriously
LOL at 5 second movie for a minute 30 in ads
Judging by the trailers, it looked like a cross between Independence Day and District 9! I’ll give it a rental.
No no no, it’s not a cross between those. It’s a shit movie that rips off every single alien invasion movie ever made but somehow does it so very very badly. It’s not even worth a rental.
It’s War of the Worlds…just shit.
They’ll keep sucking… and they’ll WIN. Would you like to know more?
this movie has suckitude down to a science
Are you sure they’re not just space zombies?
i knew it was coming but it was still good, heh nice “chuckle”
…see what i did there?
Brains! Brains! I don’t lie! I eat ‘em till your zombified! If at first you think its strange, you won’t think twice when you don’t have brain!
Brains! Brains! It’s okay. It’s not a matter if it isn’t gray, and if at first they think it’s strange, they won’t think twice if they don’t have a brain!
OH MY GOD THIS 5 SECOND REVIEW IS SOO FUCKING HALARIOUS I’M ABOUT TO BUST A NUT! GOOD JOB SPOONY KEEP UP THE HARD WORK!!!
They lied =( They ate their eyes =(
I’d skip this one. It was a piece of shit.
this movie wasn’t even worth a proper review lol? going by brads review i guess that makes sense
Where’s the alien invasion movie where hot space babes come to suck out our brains through Mister Happy, that’s what I want to know.
I actually watched this on last Friday, knowing what I was likely getting myself into. I think the core idea isn’t a bad one (yes, they want our brains, but that’s not a stupid idea. A bio-mechanical race would probably think of our brains as effective CPUs). It’s the other things that bring this movie down: twenty minutes with jerks, no ending, our protagonists being essentially victims, and a “blow up the momma ship” moment that makes no sense the more you think about it. No, this movie fails, but it hurts more because a more capable writing staff could have made it work.
Woo!! Starship Troopers! Fuck yeah!
Love that song… That’s gonna be stuck in my head all night now, thanks. =P
Y’know I would’ve loved to have sat in on the pitch meeting for this movie.
- “Okay! So! Aliens invade Earth and they want to suck out our brains!”
- “Alright, I like it! Then what happens?”
- “…Y’know what? That’s enough! Let’s just shoot that!”
By far my favorite line in Starship Troopers. One day I want to stick my fingers in a slimy hole in someone’s head and say THEY SUCKED HIS BRAIIIIIINS OWWWWT myself. ^_^
The advertisement was longer than the video, always lovely to see.
you could always get ad blocker.
I have ad blocker. I just don’t use it because I discovered some of my favourite websites through ads. I just find it a wee bit ridiculous when a video less than 30 seconds long has an ad longer than the video itself.
I’ve heard that this film is a defo take out your brain and leave it at the door.
Meh what is wrong with screen writers and the studio execs? We want the visuals but we still need a decent story/plot line as a backbone. It can’t be that hard!
That’s it? They want brains? C’mon! There’s so much more you can do with that! Take the Strogg from Quake for example! Sure, they want brains, but they put the brains into robotic battle armor equipped with rocket launchers and plasma guns and enlist them in the Strogg army! Then they melt the corpse and use the remains to fuel their own cybernetics!
Ironside for the win, the aliens will eat your brains with their vagina mouths
Oh god, now you’ve given me flashbacks to this horrible film. The brain-stealing bit was the only interesting part but then they don’t even bother to explain why. After all, why waste time explaining cool things when you can have twenty minutes with sleazy LA douchebags?
So, what? War of the Worlds with zombies? Either way, the trailer still screams War of the Worlds-knockoff to me.
The entire film, all I could hear was “HerpDerp.. THEY SUCKED HIS BRAINS OUT! derpderpderp….” running through my head.
We love you Michael Ironsides.
*snickers a lot*
Love the Jonathon Coulton song at the end. I mean, I knew it was coming from the caption, but, still, excellent choice.
As for the movie, haven’t seen it, have no plans to.
Awful awful film. Skyline…man that was a long 2 hours…
AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE would be my four word review of that ass-fest.
Good vid tho :)
Saw this movie today and my jaw dropped with how terrible it was. Best i could say is a made for TV movie. All the stars were from TV shows, Dexter, Haven and Scrubs (am sure they’ve had great movie careers to…) the ending was, well, let me just say i can see where the writer/director gets off with such a BS movie, obviously they visited him first and took his brain. If this was the case, shouldnt all the “aliens” turn on the masters seeing as they all have human brains? I call bullshit on this movie! from start to finish. The aliens looked like they were stolen right out of Crysis, the nuke that took down the mothership, staright from Independence Day, the swarms of smaller fighters being taken down by the drones, again, Independence Day.
Terrible movie, boring, the action was slow and annoyingly bland. Bad bad movie!