Counter Monkey – Shadowrun: The Squirt Gun Wars
Here’s a tale of RPGs and the eternal struggle between GMs and PCs. With squirt guns.
Here’s a tale of RPGs and the eternal struggle between GMs and PCs. With squirt guns.
Noah tells another poorly-remembered tale of RPGs derailed and players embarrassed, this time of Vegan Steve’s moments of short-lived glory and inevitable downfall, of power corrupting, and of wishes granted.
A story of the meanest, most depraved thing I’ve ever done to another human being. And I’m not proud of it, but it is pretty funny.
In which I discuss a fundamental problem with any Star Wars RPG and the nature of dramatic storytelling conflicting with human pragmatism!
A tale of exile and shame, in which I screw the rules and go on a mad PC killing spree with the most unlikely of hitmen.
Some of the worst runs of dice I’ve ever seen!
Spoony explains the best ways to get started playing RPGs!
A weird tale about a very drunk young man with remarkable endurance.
A tale of a very bad Vampire LARP and why Spoony is not a player to be lightly fucked with if you don’t want your campaign completely demolished.
My iconic character goes on a surreal journey, literally down the rabbit hole all the way to Dungeonland. Edit: Well, there’s one good way to catastrophically botch the telling of… Read on››
Bennett the Sage guests hosts in this special edition of Counter Monkey, in which he brings some homebrew monsters and items from his RPG past!
Spoony tells the tale of his Thieves’ World campaign, in which some players get a little too…excited.
The party decides to deal with their arch-nemesis, the immortal Tempus Thales, in the only way they can: the Chicago Way.