Final Fantasy VIII – Part 1
The first in a long-running review on Final Fantasy VIII. In this chapter, I return from my extended absence to introduce you to just a few of the things that… Read on››
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Final Fantasy VIII – Part 2
Some sick bastards actually wrote in asking for more Draw footage, and they had a point. You can’t understand what Final Fantasy VIII is until you’ve experienced just a fraction… Read on››
Final Fantasy VIII – Part 3
This episode tackles the most annoying of all minigames: the thirty hour side quest known as Triple Triad. Everyone’s doing it! It’s time to d-d-d-d-d-duel!
Final Fantasy VIII – Part 4
It’s time to finally confront the game itself. No more mini-games, no more magic. Let’s take a look at the story and characters that make Final Fantasy VIII…shall we say,… Read on››
Final Fantasy VIII – Part 5
The prom continues, but my date has ditched me! Will I ever find love? And what’s in the magic lamp?
Final Fantasy VIII – Part 6
WARNING: Mature Content! It seems that FF8 has thrown me into a hallucinatory wonderland, where a parallel universe version of myself decided to ravage Final Fantasy SEVEN instead! Before everyone… Read on››
Final Fantasy VIII – Part 7
A character who uses a gun? This is a dream! It’s a tale of really awkward romance and a fat man throwing a harpoon at mushrooms. Will our heroes ever… Read on››
Final Fantasy VIII – Part 8
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in! Welcome to the long-awaited resurrection of my review of Final Fantasy VIII: the game that has plagued my… Read on››
Final Fantasy VIII – Part 9
Disc 2 starts off inauspiciously as our heroes have been imprisoned by the nefarious Sorceress! What horrors await them at the not-so-tender mercies of Seifer and his electric bed? Is… Read on››
Final Fantasy VIII – Part 10
To understand why Final Fantasy VIII sucks so hard, you need to take a trip back to the past– 2000 years into the past, to be exact. But will we… Read on››
Final Fantasy VIII – Part 11
Creator commentary is here! In this final part of the review, I attempt to defeat Final Fantasy VIII once and for all using all of my scientific knowledge to compress… Read on››