Here is a smaller 320×270 sized version of the Star Trek: Borg video!
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My contribution to That Guy With the Glasses’ donation drive was a special entry of FMV Hell where I take on the dreaded Borg menace along with the omnipotent Q!
How many stupid ways can I find to die in the future? Is there a cure for transporter psychosis? Does Q have testicles? Find out!
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Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!
Welcome to the long-awaited resurrection of my review of Final Fantasy VIII: the game that has plagued my existence for years.
Production Notes
- This will probably be the last time you’ll see the “Break Me” intro in its current form. I’d like to update it to include new moments from my latest reviews.
- If you’re wondering about my t-shirt, it’s similar to the one worn by Matt Damon early in the movie Dogma.
- “I AM A MAYUNN!” is a reference to Linkara’s brilliant series of videos called Atop the Fourth Wall, hosted on That Guy With The Glasses. You should definitely check him out if you haven’t already. I probably should have given him a credit at the end– an oversight for which I apologize.
- This is the first ever use of chromakey in my videos, and I’ll be the first to admit it’s very amateurish in execution. My room is a poor place to set up a green screen, and proper lighting is nearly impossible. Hopefully soon I’ll have some more room to maneuver, maybe get myself a studio!
- Fu Manchu was supposed to be wearing a Chinese-style wig, but unfortunately I went cheap and bought one of those wigs-in-bags things, which is always a horrible idea whenever you’re dealing with hair more than a few inches long. I don’t know why, but when I tried the wig out, it was little more than a matted, greasy lump.
- It was deceptively hard finding good Election 2008 video. I’m still amazed I was able to find anything related to Dave.
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Chef Gordon Ramsay pays an unexpected visit to the show to drag me into Hell’s Kitchen. Not the TV show, his crappy PC game. Whose cuisine will reign supreme?
(Final Fantasy 8 is next! I swear!)
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The epic conclusion to this Puzzle of Flesh is an orgy of slime, lightning, mucus, and alien weirdness in Dimension X. Who survives? Who dies? Will Curtis prevail, or will Paul Warner’s new weight loss drug usher in a new golden age of pharmaceuticals?
More importantly, will Spoony survive with his sanity intact?
All signs point to “no.”
EDIT: As a convenience to everyone who’s been following the review in bits and pieces up to now, here’s a link to the “Part 27″ finale, instead of having to slog through half of Hour 5 to get to the new content.
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As an special bonus to my end-of-year review, I vent a little more on my intense hatred for the original PS2 abomination “Siren,” and how it differs from the far superior episodic PS3 downloadable game, “Siren: Blood Curse.”
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Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and all that jazz! No matter what Santa you pray to, I’ll give you a quick rundown of the best and worst of 2008!
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It’s rough going at the loony bin. Joey Fatone is still looking for latex and McNuggets, Ed Norton is shrieking like a banshee, and there’s a weird lady eating her own arm. Later, the drama reaches a fever pitch as Trevor finally reveals his dark secret: the Potato Story. Don’t miss it!
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