WARNING: Mature Content!
It seems that FF8 has thrown me into a hallucinatory wonderland, where a parallel universe version of myself decided to ravage Final Fantasy SEVEN instead!
Before everyone gets upset, I’m just fucking around so count to ten before you go declaring a blood-feud on my house.
Click here for a bonus commentary track.
When there is no more room in hell, the Resident Evil clones will walk the earth! It’s Mulder & Scully teaming up against the Army of Darkness. Can our plucky heroes survive this dawn of the dead, or should they have brought steel-toed boots?
Let’s get kickin’. That’s why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit.
As Terror TRAX concludes, we head on down to the Big Easy to stop the wolfman before he changes New Orleans from the chocolate city to the clobbered city.
Sharpen your stakes and gird your loins, because I’m about to load my CD player again and bust the nefarious forces of the undead in this: an audio choose-your-own-adventure known as Terror T.R.A.X.!
While preparing for the FMV adventure known as Star Trek Klingon, I felt obliged to subject myself to the Power Klingon Language Course provided on the third disc, hosted by none other than Michael Dorn! Take the Power Klingon challenge along with me, and see how much honor you retain by the end! Qapla! (Turn your volume up! Some people have said that the CD is a little hard to hear.)