Christmas Special 2008 Extra – Siren: Blood Curse
As an special bonus to my end-of-year review, I vent a little more on my intense hatred for the original PS2 abomination “Siren,” and how it differs from the far… Read on››
As an special bonus to my end-of-year review, I vent a little more on my intense hatred for the original PS2 abomination “Siren,” and how it differs from the far… Read on››
The epic conclusion to this Puzzle of Flesh is an orgy of slime, lightning, mucus, and alien weirdness in Dimension X. Who survives? Who dies? Will Curtis prevail, or will… Read on››
Chef Gordon Ramsay pays an unexpected visit to the show to drag me into Hell’s Kitchen. Not the TV show, his crappy PC game. Whose cuisine will reign supreme? (Final… Read on››
Bite-sized version available here. Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in! Welcome to the long-awaited resurrection of my review of Final Fantasy VIII: the game… Read on››
My contribution to That Guy With the Glasses’ donation drive was a special entry of FMV Hell where I take on the dreaded Borg menace along with the omnipotent Q!… Read on››
Here is a smaller 320×270 sized version of the Star Trek: Borg video!
(The bite-sized version is here.) My quest for a quick, convenient time-killer has led me once again to the verdant, Moogle-infested land of Ivalice, as I do a quick review… Read on››
Part 1: Max Payne I rented Max Payne from the video store. Payne to the Max, more like! Part 2:Street Fighter 4 You can have a great, classic game and… Read on››
There’s a gang war at the A-Bomb Club downtown. Let’s suit up and take ‘em down! Maybe we can pick up some hip, swingin’ hostage chicks while we’re there.
Some would-be car thieves are barricaded inside a body shop. Will these Pep Boys prove to be 2 Fast and 2 Furious for SWAT, or will they be gone in… Read on››
Bite-Size version available here. Disc 2 starts off inauspiciously as our heroes have been imprisoned by the nefarious Sorceress! What horrors await them at the not-so-tender mercies of Seifer and… Read on››
I just played a marathon, all-nighter session of Empire Total War! Here’s my review!
Bite-size version is here. To understand why Final Fantasy VIII sucks so hard, you need to take a trip back to the past– 2000 years into the past, to be… Read on››