The final mission awaits, as a secret government cloning laboratory comes under siege from the deadliest threat known to man…
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SWAT 4
A hospital is under siege from a mysterious Asian wetwork team, and only SWAT has a chance to save their target, a South Korean diplomat, in time!
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A crazed militia seizes the top floors of a major hotel and plants explosives all over the place! It’s the SWAT team’s deadliest mission yet! Will Lieutenant Spoony be up to the challenge? Or did the title spoil it for you?
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The Russian mob is dealing guns and illegal explosives, and the ATF is asleep at the wheel! It’s up to Lieutenant Spoony and his hardy crew of SWAT comrades to break some Eastern Promises and some Russkie skulls!
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A crew of highly-organized thieves have hit the Du Plessis Diamond Wholesalers, but they made the unwise move of bringing along Mr. Blonde. Civilians are dead, the escape plan went tits-up, and now they’re barricaded inside. Worst of all, they’re heavily-armed, armored, and prepared for a prolonged standoff, complete with gas masks!
Can SWAT break the standoff and restore order? Someone call Michael Mann, there’s a movie in this!
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The planets are aligning, R’lyeh is in ascension, Halley’s comet is returning, and the Taronian Cult has gone stir crazy in preparation for the return of their unholy alien god emperor! They’re hoping to ring in the dawning of this new age with a titanic liquid fertilizer bomb that could destroy the entire block!
Will SWAT be able to thwart these mad cultists’ plans, or will they be able to complete their dark summoning ritual? Why couldn’t they just make my job easier by going out Heaven’s Gate style?
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An undercover cop’s cover is blown while investigating a bookie operation, and it’s up to the stalwart defenders of peace and justice to rescue him before the UC sleeps with the fishes!
The SWAT is going bust on these Mafia goons! How many tries will it take? Place your bets!
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A botched bank robbery has several heavily-armed suspects holed up in a nearby office building known as the Red Library, which is likely to be a secret socialist software developer responsible for pushing Marxist dogma on our fresh-faced American youth!
Needless to say, the pressure of the situation combined with the underlying communist menace has the entire team a bit on-edge.
“You’re in my spot, sir.”
Edit: Considerable interest has been shown into the fate of the injured civilian who collapsed with his head trapped in the elevator doors. While the cumulative effect of the doors closing on his head several hundred times over the course of two hours caused significant brain damage that prevented him from working further on software development, it made him an ideal host for G4 programming. He now hosts a wacky clip show called “Totally Freaky Groin Injuries Caught on Tape,” and is the highest-rated show in the much-coveted 3-3:30 AM time slot.
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