The 10 Worst Films of 2007
#10 – Hitman It’s actually a little hard to hate movies like Hitman. Sure, it’s bad– maybe even far worse than the other movies in this list– but what do… Read on››
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Indiana Jones & the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (5-28-08)
I just got back from watching Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and I was so stunned that I had to babble incoherently about it for about… Read on››
The Happening (movie review from my forum)
This movie is hilariously bad. In fact, it’s so bad I’ve heard that Shyamalan is attempting some damage control by claiming the worst scenes of the film were intentional references… Read on››
Yor: Hunter From the Future
I present to you the greatest fantasy epic that time forgot: Yor, the Hunter From the Future! It’s got cavemen, purple people, space mutinies, people drinking dinosaur juice, and Darth… Read on››
The Dark Knight Review (7-20-08)
A lot of people have asked what I thought of the new summer Blockbuster, The Dark Knight. So I stopped by Taco Bell, had a bite, and recorded my thoughts… Read on››
Wargames: The Dead Code (Review)
The original Wargames is one of my favorite movies. It’s very similar in theme to Fail Safe, but less dire in tone and a lot more fun. It’s sorely dated… Read on››
Knightmare
It’s time to rediscover the old BBC show Knightmare as The Spoony One braves the deadly Dungeons of Deceit. Whether you’ve seen it or not, we’re in for a wild… Read on››
Christmas Special 2008
Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and all that jazz! No matter what Santa you pray to, I’ll give you a quick rundown of the best and worst of 2008!
Vlog (1-13-09)
I’ve seen a few of the Oscar favorites to ring in the new year: Gran Turino, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, and Slumdog Millionaire! Here’s what I thought!
Hulk VS. Spoony
I don’t have a lot of cred in movie critic circles (see: Knights of the Dinner Table, Getting Shitcanned By), and it didn’t help my case any when I went… Read on››
Chocolate
There’s been a lot of interest in Thai action flicks ever since Tony Jaa kickboxed his way into American theaters with the brutal and impactful Ong-Bak, a film about a… Read on››
Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon
The following is a re-post of an old review I’d written, which was lost when we changed to the new site format: It’s not easy being a teen slasher; it… Read on››