Movie Reviews

Will MacLeod and Ramirez defeat the nefarious General Katana, bring down the planetary shield, and return as conquering heroes to Zeist?

Does anyone still care?

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Spoony tackles the most notoriously stupid sequel in sci-fi!

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Freddie Prinze Jr and Matthew Lillard pinch-hit for Mark Hamill and Tom Wilson in this cinematic abortion of the once-sublime game series. It’s the worst sci-fi you’ll find without Psychlos: Wing Commander.

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It’s the hit full-motion video interactive PC game, directed by Martin Scorsese!

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Cap’s back to take down Miguel, a bioterrorist with a new deadly chemical weapon that can age you to death in a matter of weeks! But could it possibly age you any faster than this awful movie does?

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Reb Brown dons the stars and stripes as America’s hometown hero!

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