District 9 Review (8-16-09)
It’s my most eagerly-anticipated movie of the summer! Is District 9 worth a look? Find out!
Support the Experiment!
More District 9 Thoughts
Fan response has been huge, and for the most part, most agree that I’m being pretty naive, and people are pretty much horrible to one another all over the world…. Read on››
Inglourious Basterds Review (8-22-09)
Here’s my review of Quentin Tarentino’s latest WW2 epic, Inglourious Basterds! Edit: Paul Verhoeven! That’s the director I was trying to think of!
Halloween 2 Review (8-29-09)
Rob Zombie’s back with another psychobilly freakout! We barely survived the last Halloween; will this year be any better? It’s the only horror movie you’ll see in this lifetime involving… Read on››
Robowar Review
Reb Brown, star of Space Mutiny and Yor: Hunter From the Future, returns in his greasiest adventure yet! Can he and the elite BAM Squad survive the terror of the… Read on››
Alone in the Dark
Noah’s audio commentary is here. The world is held in the grip of mediocrity, and only the reviewing megapowers united together can battle Boll’s reign of incompetence.
2012 Review (11-15-09)
The Mayans warned us…but they didn’t see the end of their own civilization coming, now did they?
New Moon Review (11-22-09)
For there was never a tale of more woe than New Moon, which surely did blow. And ANOTHER thing… You know, the more I think about Bella, the more shocked… Read on››
Angels and Demons Review (11-25-09)
You’ve really got to love the Illuminati’s style, being totally devoted to SCIENCE, and the art of killing people with it.