The 10 Worst Films of 2007

Spoony | Dec 31 2007 | more | 

#10 – Hitman It’s actually a little hard to hate movies like Hitman. Sure, it’s bad– maybe even far worse than the other movies in this list– but what do… Read on››

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The Threatdown (Parts 1 – 3)

Spoony | Nov 5 2008 | more | 

The Twilight Series AUGH. I can’t– I just…My god. This is… This is the cinematic equivalent of an asteroid about to hit the fucking Earth, people. It’s huge, it’s ugly,… Read on››

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Christmas Special 2008

Spoony | Dec 25 2008 | more | 

Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and all that jazz! No matter what Santa you pray to, I’ll give you a quick rundown of the best and worst of 2008!

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Final Fantasy Tactics A2: Grimoire of the Rift Review (2-17-09)

Spoony | Feb 17 2009 | more | 

(The bite-sized version is here.) My quest for a quick, convenient time-killer has led me once again to the verdant, Moogle-infested land of Ivalice, as I do a quick review… Read on››

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FLAG ON THE PLAY!

Spoony | Feb 18 2009 | more | 

My crack research staff have informed me that, in The Protector, the famous “passing of the torch” scene is faked!! That’s not Jackie Fucking Chan! It’s a lookalike! Seriously, what… Read on››

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Fanboys are mine to toy with, old man.

Spoony | Feb 19 2009 | more | 

There’s been a small amount of Internet furor over an angry, dismissive negative review by Roger Ebert of the movie Fanboys: a review that can, at best, be described as… Read on››

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My Name is Bruce Review (2-25-09)

Spoony | Feb 25 2009 | more | 

Because of an upcoming dentist appointment, I’m recording a spur-of-the-moment review of my latest movie rental, Bruce Campbell’s “My Name is Bruce.” Sorry for the change in location and the… Read on››

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Wow, Team Fortress 2 really, REALLY sucks now.

Spoony | Mar 4 2009 | more | 

I took about a six month break from the game to do videos, and I come back to Team Fortress 2 to find it an appalling shambles. What was once… Read on››

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Special Plague Edition (3-5-09)

Spoony | Mar 5 2009 | more | 

You may not think having a cold is that debilitating, but you don’t have a nose as big as mine! The common cold becomes a mucus blockage of epic proprotions,… Read on››

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Conversational Moratoria

Spoony | Mar 14 2009 | more | 

There’s something about people correcting other people in the middle of a conversation that really gets my goat. Sure, if it’s a fact necessary to the understanding of the conversation,… Read on››

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Paper Envelopes (3-24-09)

Spoony | Mar 24 2009 | more | 

What’s worse than the little tab thingies on DVD cases? Not having a DVD case! Don’t you just hate it when you buy a game and find that all you… Read on››

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G4 Underground

Spoony | Apr 4 2009 | more | 

I tend to watch more of the G4 Network than I really should. I’m still in mourning over the loss of TechTV, and I ought to boycott the whole damned… Read on››

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Deadliest Warrior

Spoony | Apr 9 2009 | more | 

Oh man, this show is hilarious. I never intended to watch this show, but my brother was recording The Ultimate Fighter, and I was working on SWAT videos, too busy… Read on››

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