The 10 Worst Films of 2007
#10 – Hitman It’s actually a little hard to hate movies like Hitman. Sure, it’s bad– maybe even far worse than the other movies in this list– but what do… Read on››
#10 – Hitman It’s actually a little hard to hate movies like Hitman. Sure, it’s bad– maybe even far worse than the other movies in this list– but what do… Read on››
The Twilight Series AUGH. I can’t– I just…My god. This is… This is the cinematic equivalent of an asteroid about to hit the fucking Earth, people. It’s huge, it’s ugly,… Read on››
Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and all that jazz! No matter what Santa you pray to, I’ll give you a quick rundown of the best and worst of 2008!
(The bite-sized version is here.) My quest for a quick, convenient time-killer has led me once again to the verdant, Moogle-infested land of Ivalice, as I do a quick review… Read on››
My crack research staff have informed me that, in The Protector, the famous “passing of the torch” scene is faked!! That’s not Jackie Fucking Chan! It’s a lookalike! Seriously, what… Read on››
There’s been a small amount of Internet furor over an angry, dismissive negative review by Roger Ebert of the movie Fanboys: a review that can, at best, be described as… Read on››
Because of an upcoming dentist appointment, I’m recording a spur-of-the-moment review of my latest movie rental, Bruce Campbell’s “My Name is Bruce.” Sorry for the change in location and the… Read on››
I took about a six month break from the game to do videos, and I come back to Team Fortress 2 to find it an appalling shambles. What was once… Read on››
You may not think having a cold is that debilitating, but you don’t have a nose as big as mine! The common cold becomes a mucus blockage of epic proprotions,… Read on››
There’s something about people correcting other people in the middle of a conversation that really gets my goat. Sure, if it’s a fact necessary to the understanding of the conversation,… Read on››
What’s worse than the little tab thingies on DVD cases? Not having a DVD case! Don’t you just hate it when you buy a game and find that all you… Read on››
I tend to watch more of the G4 Network than I really should. I’m still in mourning over the loss of TechTV, and I ought to boycott the whole damned… Read on››
Oh man, this show is hilarious. I never intended to watch this show, but my brother was recording The Ultimate Fighter, and I was working on SWAT videos, too busy… Read on››