I snark because I can’t do.
I’m still mired in the late 80s and early 90s, the salad days of my childhood, and if I’m being honest, I probably haven’t had an original thought since Twin… Read on››
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Mutha Brain’s gonna getchu, little princess.
You should DEFINITELY not let me write cartoons… Many years ago, teenager Kevin Keene was pulled through his television, summoned through the Ultimate Warp Zone to Videoland, a bizarre fantasy… Read on››
Two Words: Fucking Blaster Bombs.
Get me Michael Bay. If you’ve played the games, I probably don’t need to say anything else to sell you on this one. It’s fucking X-Com, people; the game where… Read on››
He took care of the place. Now he’s going to “take care” of the place. Permanently.
You may think that if I ever got the chance to make this movie, I wouldn’t take it all that seriously, intentionally making a shitty-beyond-belief movie with no regard for… Read on››
Mr. Mulder, “they” have been here for a long, long time.
Normally I hate series reboots. You only have to look as far as the Knight Rider revamp before you seriously consider turning the television off and finding something to read…. Read on››
Some computers will believe anything.
I think many of you are missing the point of this particular exercise. I’m trying to point out that these are terrible ideas that should never be applauded. A violent… Read on››
Because I want to see Doctor Ross return to kill some zombies, that’s why.
ER is a show that went on way too long, well past its expiration date. Sure, we’ve had hospital dramas since the beginning of television, but let’s be real, it’s… Read on››