The Occurring – Movie Trailer Script
I wrote this today, wishing very much I had the money and crew to do a spoof trailer of this scale… *** THE OCCURRING – TRAILER SCRIPT FADE UP into… Read on››
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The Threatdown (Parts 1 – 3)
The Twilight Series AUGH. I can’t– I just…My god. This is… This is the cinematic equivalent of an asteroid about to hit the fucking Earth, people. It’s huge, it’s ugly,… Read on››
Giving up on Quicksilver. Again.
A while back I started reading Quicksilver by Neal Stephenson, the first in a long (I repeat, long) series of books known as the Baroque Cycle. I couldn’t get past… Read on››
Initial Thoughts About “Anathem”
You might consider it somewhat unprofessional for a guy to review something before he’s finished it, but seeing as how Neal Stephenson’s novel Anathem is well over a zillion pages… Read on››
I have no words for this blasphemy.
It takes a lot to render me speechless, but this did it. (Image created by James on the forum.)
FLAG ON THE PLAY!
My crack research staff have informed me that, in The Protector, the famous “passing of the torch” scene is faked!! That’s not Jackie Fucking Chan! It’s a lookalike! Seriously, what… Read on››
Fanboys are mine to toy with, old man.
There’s been a small amount of Internet furor over an angry, dismissive negative review by Roger Ebert of the movie Fanboys: a review that can, at best, be described as… Read on››
I have a cold. If only there was someone who could cure it with SCIENCE.
I’m sick, so here’s some more fan art! (Picture by Roe Villar) I’ll have more updates in a little while. I’ve been working on a lot of things lately. Personal… Read on››
Wow, Team Fortress 2 really, REALLY sucks now.
I took about a six month break from the game to do videos, and I come back to Team Fortress 2 to find it an appalling shambles. What was once… Read on››
Conversational Moratoria
There’s something about people correcting other people in the middle of a conversation that really gets my goat. Sure, if it’s a fact necessary to the understanding of the conversation,… Read on››
The forums have collapsed!
I’m getting some catastrophic error messages from the forums today. I’m not sure what the problem is, but I’m looking into it. Please be patient while I get this figured… Read on››
G4 Underground
I tend to watch more of the G4 Network than I really should. I’m still in mourning over the loss of TechTV, and I ought to boycott the whole damned… Read on››