The Occurring – Movie Trailer Script
I wrote this today, wishing very much I had the money and crew to do a spoof trailer of this scale… *** THE OCCURRING – TRAILER SCRIPT FADE UP into… Read on››
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The Threatdown (Parts 1 – 3)
The Twilight Series AUGH. I can’t– I just…My god. This is… This is the cinematic equivalent of an asteroid about to hit the fucking Earth, people. It’s huge, it’s ugly,… Read on››
Giving up on Quicksilver. Again.
A while back I started reading Quicksilver by Neal Stephenson, the first in a long (I repeat, long) series of books known as the Baroque Cycle. I couldn’t get past… Read on››
Initial Thoughts About “Anathem”
You might consider it somewhat unprofessional for a guy to review something before he’s finished it, but seeing as how Neal Stephenson’s novel Anathem is well over a zillion pages… Read on››
Sometimes I go into rage fugues…
I’ve been accused of trying to be hip and topical with my recent focus on DRM and copy protection, in some attempt to drum up controversy, dust off my soapbox… Read on››
Slow down! A speed camera! I need a clear shot.
Photo-radar van driver shot to death; dies slowly and painfully. Somehow I can’t help but feel that some of you are missing the point. Edit: The gunman proves to be… Read on››
RAMPAGE
I’m sorry for my prolonged absence from the site, and it will be a little longer before I’ll be able to update. I was involved in a pretty significant physical… Read on››
I snark because I can’t do.
I’m a big fan of MightyGodKing‘s blog, and because I love, I must copy and pervert it. He likes to do a little segment on his site where he provides… Read on››
Mutha Brain’s gonna getchu, little princess.
You should DEFINITELY not let me write cartoons… Many years ago, teenager Kevin Keene was pulled through his television, summoned through the Ultimate Warp Zone to Videoland, a bizarre fantasy… Read on››
Two Words: Fucking Blaster Bombs.
Get me Michael Bay. If you’ve played the games, I probably don’t need to say anything else to sell you on this one. It’s fucking X-Com, people; the game where… Read on››
He took care of the place. Now he’s going to “take care” of the place. Permanently.
You may think that if I ever got the chance to make this movie, I wouldn’t take it all that seriously, intentionally making a shitty-beyond-belief movie with no regard for… Read on››
Mr. Mulder, “they” have been here for a long, long time.
Normally I hate series reboots. You only have to look as far as the Knight Rider revamp before you seriously consider turning the television off and finding something to read…. Read on››
More things in Terminator Salvation that made no sense. *SPOILERS*
Skynet is guarded by exactly one terminator without a gun. Despite the fact that it is demonstrated that terminators can be created to exactly replicate the appearance and voice of… Read on››