Linkara’s Audio Commentary
It’s a Crisis of Infinite Insanos! Hypertime is collapsing, and only the allied Linkaras of the multiverse can battle the Anti-Comic that is WARRIOR!
You never cease to amaze me.
Oh man, the parts with Spoony in the muscle suit had me crying with laughter.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh make the bad man stop!!!
I cant handle non sensical ramblings as they frill into my head filling me with emptiness and death.
I’d better get FOKED too!
One legged Warrior… and all… the ellipses… money… can buy… was… awesome…
I love googles&marzgurl at the end
I had… many… many laughs during this review…
…Wow. That was… I’m not exactly sure, but I liked it.
And I’m pretty sure my ellipses are justified, unlike… whatever the hell that comic was supposed to be.
My jaw hurts so bad from laughing so hard, I couldn’t even contain myself when you got to the pinup of Santa being raped. This whole video is awesome from start to finish, what a way to go. Great job Noah and everyone.
Words fail Noah. Congrats I think you won the internet. I think the crossovers have really brought to attention that you and Linkara really know how to work with out people.
Oh man, this was such a great episode.
What was once a truce between comic books and shittiness is “being”
That was fucking amazing. Thanks to everyone involved for all the laughs.
One thing is sure. This comic is the perfect torture device against some like me.
I have Dyslexia (writhing reading problems) and I absolutely can’t stand BAD art work.
If these guys got a headache of it than think what it will do some one like me.
This most be one of the baddest comic ever done in the modern history.
By 6the way nice review
I remember getting this comic book, thinking that it would be so bad that one day it would become a collector’s item. But after I read it I fucking burned it. I couldn’t take it! I’M NOT JOKING. This review was waaay funnier than it ever was. And I can’t believe Warrior raped Santa Claus! What the fuck?! I can’t stop laughing! Thanks to everyone that was apart of this review, holy crap I’m going to watch it again.
Ah sorry, meant: “This review was waay funnier than I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE.” After the Cavs loss, this seriously picked up my spirits. But what the hell? Warrior raped Santa Claus!
As a lifelong wrestling fan, let me say I appreciate the Dingo Warrior reference.
fucking awsome! hilarious video. moreso since i was a wrestling fan of that era. this video is priceless!
HAHAHAHAHA!!! OMg I can’t stop laughing! :D
FOKE YOU HOAK HOGAN!!!!!
Holy fuck. This is truly one of the funniest fucking things I’ve seen in a long time. Just the description of the video had me laughing hysterically “It’s a crisis of infinite Insanos!” Genius. I cannot believe The Ultimate Warrior officially raped Santa, though I think if it was going to be anybody, it would be The Ultimate Warrior.
Nice crossover ;D
give some more footage of you and James dancing =D
i think Lijnkara is not that bad of a insano. infact hes quiet good :D.
gonne watch the rest of the movie
I have a Ph.D. in Destrucity from the Warrior University.
I think this is the best of the crossovers. I laughed so hard the entire time. All the different dimensions and the different people were amazing. And the comic is so horribly bad it’s hilarious. Very well done.
Please tell me Warrior is the #1 worst comic book ever made, if there is anything worse than this.. how? How could such a horror be possible?
I was genuinely laughing out loud and could hardly breath during X-mas comic part. This is probably the greatest thing to come out of the chicago trip so far, and I doubt anything can beat it!
“Please tell me Warrior is the #1 worst comic book ever made, if there is anything worse than this.. how? How could such a horror be possible?”
While it could certainly be argued that it the worst, I don’t consider it to be so. You at least get humor value trying to read off some of the whacko sayings. What I find to be the worst comic ever has no humor to be found, atrocious artwork, atrocious writing, and basically fails on every conceivable level as a comic book.
This at least has you able to shout in the Ultimate Warrior’s voice, “THE DESTRUCITY OF MY BEING… SELF IS AWARE OF CONSTRUCTS OF MIND… hoak hogan …WHERE FANTASY MEETS DREAMS YOU FIND THE PURPLE BAD MAN!”
LOL this whole comic was about muscles with a man in the gayest suit i’ve ever seen and GETTING THESE BITS OF FABRIC RIPPED APART LIKE IN A HENTAI COMIC! Its like a gay comic for guys with a fetish for crippled muscles with a man in it.
This…this is…this is just….A KILLER COMIC. Literally, it killed me just looking at the shown pages and reading these deadly textboxes. I feel your pain guys, I respect the pain you guys go through to entertain us. God bless you all.
This is by far one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen you in, Spoony. I especially loved the “nuke the site from orbit” bit, I was almost rolling on the floor.
I used to kinda like the Ultimate Warrior, but god DAMN. I don’t think you could have said it any better than you did in the review, I’ve never heard someone say so much and yet so little. Is there any chance that this comic was meant to be a giant piss take? Is this real?
Then what is it that you find to be the worse? Could it be that you gave no title because the worse comic ever written is only an abstract, and you have a Gene Roddenberry optimism that every comic, no matter how many Santas get raped, still contributes a glimmer of pure human spirit to the galaxy? Or is it just Battle Pope?
Well, that was great.
Loved the bad/fake acting bit.
You know, this is the kind of shit that killed comics for me when I was a kid. I had a ton of stuff foisted on me by my dad and other people. I got hockey cards, coins, rocks, stamps.. all kinds of weird shit.
But comics! Oh man. I was just starting out. I was reading some Avengers, Atari Force, Sable, Daredevil, and just any random stuff. Suddenly, I receive a box of comics from a friend of my dad’s. Guess he had to get rid of them.
I read all that too.
Overstylized art, unappealing stories, boring samey characters.
The muscularity and bad, lengthy dialogues. Female superheroes with huge tits wearing next to nothing. Positively garish color choice.
I do video games now.
Video games and fucking Archie comics.
I also cry in my sleep.
This review was awesome, I laughed so much.
That comic just made no damn sense. Not in any sort of way! Why would they name a university after Warrior? Were they really desperate for ideas and up for picking the first muscle-bound lunatic who barrelled through their doors?
That was so funny i was pretty much crying all the way through.
And i actually felt physically sick looking at that damn text… reminds me of physics synoptic a levels…
You guys are INSANE! AT first I read the title of the video and thought nothing of it. “Warrior? Guy Gardner?” then it dawned on me.
“THAT warrior!” Thank you Spoony and Thank you Linkara for risking your sanity in the name of Destrucity and risking permamnent braindamage so that we could see this debacle of comicbook art.
At least he[Warrior] didn’t take you guys on airplane on a nosedive course.
I don’t know what to say. I really don’t.
Oh yes I do. WHAT THE FOKE?
That was great. I laughed through the whole video. XD
Jesus Christ, Spoony! What are you trying to do, kill me? I stopped breathing from laughter at the Santa Claus raping part!
Well… MY HEAD A SPLODE.
Just when I thought Spooning with Spoony was one of the funniest things I’ve seen on the internet in a long time this comes along.
Spoony, you and Linkara should get in contact with AIC so you can sell Insano-Ohkis.
Haha! Great video. Love the MGS2 reference.
Wow, that was an abomination
The cristmas special was just sick, the last picture cracked me up, like thats can be showed ANYWHERE. Not even on 4chan dude. Anyway great review, I’m usually not a fan on looking at comic book reviews, but this was experimental and fun. Also the normal Warrior comic book was kinda stupid in so many ways, I like to just get to read it and see if I can get ANYTHING out of it, then burn it of course.
Great review Spoony, Linkara, and all the others!
That was one fucked up comic to say the least
Yeah! Metal Gear 2 Reference ftw! XD
Dr. Insano is fucking EPIC!
“Feel my power bring you face-to-face with… being NO MORE!”
God, that sounds like something Muscular Beaver (wooosh!) would say..
THIS IS MADNESS!!
So like…damn right you needed to make this the most epic crossover review ever because the dark sin of subjecting your viewers to that kind of torture couldn’t have been redeemed in any other way. All the same, though, I would like to thank you for this. I like to be prepared before I go anywhere and you’ve given me a glimpse of what awaits me in hell. Thanks Spoony! Great job, all of you! Now (elipses) does anyone know where I can seek treatment for acute cerebral cortex implosion?
I have to say, we need a “What the foke?!” T-shirt…yesterday!
I really enjoyed this! (and all of the crossover stuff you’ve done lately!)
Well NOW you know, what to buy you kids for XMAS… ^-^ For the sake of that they wouldn’t ever ask you to buy anything again.
This Comic seemed so f–king boring that i couldnt even watch this Sure the Cloth change and stuff was fun, but hey! That word “destrucity?” =/ geezz. . i mean i have read some bad comic in my life and i looked this one up on the internet “Cuse hey it cant be so bad” but this was to horrible that i might have nightmares for a few weeks. at the first text bubble you go “Yawn this blowsass”
Still ass always Spoony saved it to be barly watchable after awhile But i can only give this a 4 out of 10.
…this review is like the treacle of time descending towards the depths of undertime…
…where the shadow of the mirror … is drawn towards the flame of being without the darkness and green is all…
…unseen blood still boils where not is mind … of the eight disciplines of the WARRIOR…
So that’s what’s it like to be insane.
Seriously though, can you imagine being the artist who has to draw all this while a crazed, hyped-on-steroids wrestler in warpaint stands behind you and forces you to insert the text _just so_? That is one messed-up comic…
Great cooperative work again, guys! Very funny, original, and creative stuff, even though this comic was something of an easy target ;)
Just one word, “wat”.
oh my god, this comic somehow raped, melted, shattered, crushed, explode and implodes my head at the same time and that Christmas comic “I saw warrior raping Santa Claus” instead of “I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus”
Thanks for a GREAT crossover and brain damage Spoony
That was HILARIOUS couldn’t stop laughing. One of if not the best of Spoony’s reviews 10/10.
For some reason this thing strangely recall me Burroughs books, nonsense style where the stories intersect in a Maelstrom of madness, where the texts are merged without any apparent logic forming a flawed reality. I sincerely believe that warrior1 is roughly equivalent to Naked Lunch, except that Burroughs in his depravity had an idea where it led us, while here I am not sure this is the case.
The worst is actually this comic seem even more immoral…(yeah ellipsis) they raped Santa Claus. How you can sell something like that? Specially considering the buyers are probably kids! Did they just want kids becoming like Warrior, a awful jerk consumer of C and H, a wreck of dreadful insanity.
A comic written by The Ultimate Warrior? Come on guys! The term ‘so bad, it’s good’ was made for situations like this!
I hope Spoony now posts a YouTube video compilation of all of warriors most insane interviews.
The insanity!!!!! …It’s GENIUS!
Spoony, I have a legitimate question to ask both yourself and Linkara.
WHY WOULD YOU PUT YOURSELVES THROUGH THAT ABSOLUTE MINDFUCK?!?!
I know it’s all done for the sake of comedy, and I really did hurt myself laughing at the sheer epicness of this review, but at the same time I have to wonder if this was maybe ‘too far’ to go to entertain us fans. Nobody should willingly read the Warrior’s words of wisdom unless extremely high, and the Christmas “special” is agony in its purest form. Even Cthulhu would look at that and go “wow, that is messed up!”, and that’s saying something!
NOBODY RAPES SANTA ON OUR WATCH!
Love the Dingo Warrior reference, why did he change it to Ultimate?
@Dan. No, that is used to describe things like Yor and over hammy acting. Not the insane ramblings of Warrior Warrior
Quicksand that’s like shit dribbing in your mouth?! That’s Oscar material!
Wow. That was the most insane rambling incoherant piece of poor anatomy garbage I’ve ever seen. I commend you for being able to sit down and review it, but that comic is so foking bad it should be banned in all countries.
Loved the crossovers, and damn you got just about all of the Awesome crew in this one. Laughed my ass off at the unrehearsed script-reading dimension.
Also I’m wondering if I’m the only one who caught the Monty Python homage after the credits.
It’s Hulk Hogan Spoony, HULK Hogan!
My favorite alternate universe was the stuffed animal universe. ^_^
I laughed so hard at Lemon Curry that my dog was startled to the point where she fell completely off my couch
I already read about this comic on I-Mockery. That article was already amusing. I wanted to see how this video compares.
The Warrior’s ranting makes him sound like Gumby from Monty Python’s Flying Circus! “My Brain Hurts!”
I think that the people behind this comic had ambitions that FAR OUTRAN their skills. Either that or they just trying too hard to be EXTREME and fantastical and magical, yet didn’t know how to go about doing so.
This comic is just plain freakish! I can imagine Kefka putting this out!
This video was very amusing too.
Dr. Insano is probably one of my favourite alternative characters, so I totally disagree with the poster above. Love your crossovers with Linkara, they are the best ones of all the ones at TGWTG! :)
Well, in all fairness, “Batman The Dark Knight Returns” and “Watchmen” both have HUGE amounts of text on a single page.
But then those are, like, good and stuff, and “Warrior” makes no sense.
That MUST be the worst comic ever.
Lemon Curry? The whole roman thing was so monty python! You’re the best spoony!
And holy shit that comic looks so bad! I mean… Holy shit! And the christmas special isn’t normal! Oh my god! That comic is sick, sick to the core! And damn, I feel really bad for the Insano. Getting beaten up like that
This is one of the best crossovers to date ( my number one). This is awesome
woah so random:O
A few years ago the Warrior was invited to speak (!) at some college by the Young Republicans. The clusterfuck that followed contained such wisdom as “Queerin’ don’t make the world work”. At the time, I thought it was ironic to hear that from a guy who made his name rolling around on a mat with half-naked, greased up, muscle-bound men. Little did I know that he also made Santa squeal like a pig.
This is fucking *surreal*
Holy shit, you got the nerd to dance with you! Awesome!
I am surprised that you survived. No seriously, this comic is FUCKING SHIT. You and Linkara must be gods or something to survive shit like that. I applaud you.
Poor Insano, getting beaten up so much. XD
i laughed so hard when u did the warriors narration, Ultimate warrior style. and randomly adding “hoak” hogan to the text.
And this whole episode was genius.
Keep it up Spoony
I dont think there’s a single person in this world that understood WTF the comic was about nor is there a single person THAT LIKES IT!(Except the WARRIOR!) I swear if someone likes it he is a diseased and should be put the f*ck to sleep…crazy A hole
A crisis atop infinite fourth walls! …That comic was so bad it’s beyond horrible!
Heres the video of his address
“In April 2005, the Young Republicans of the University of Connecticut invited former pro wrestler The Ultimate Warrior to speak at their school, and things got a little out of hand. One statement that really got the crowd upset is shown in this clip, when Warrior said “queering doesn’t make the world work.” After the speech ended, the College Republicans apologized for bringing Warrior to UConn.”
it ws fucking awesome
Okay … I’ve held off saying anything till now, but I feel I must say that fricking embedded Opal Fruits ad is doing my head in! It’s getting so I can’t watch any of the vids here without it suddenly appearing and aborting the vid in question. I then have to jump out and back again and wait while the vid in question runs all the way thru again.
Look, there may be software I can download etc to block out such adds … but really, I feel that’s a lot of work to frick around with just so I can watch a vid on the internet all the way thru, can’t the ads just be shoved at the back of the vid? Or at the front even (at least then I could start it up, go make a cup of tea, then come back and watch Spoony)? This landmine of an ad may eventually prevent me watching anything here … is that really something you want Spoony? I know I’m just one guy, but I’m sure I can’t be the only one.
I don’t begrudge you advertisements … I just begrudge them fracking up the running of your vids.
Please do something else with that ad.
It’s not just Santa.
that part with the teddy bear was just hilarious
Best Crossover Video EVER !!!
Your Warrior imitation was awesome.
But I’m still wondering: WHERE DID THEY COME UP WITH THIS SHIT ???
Seriously, this comic made NO FUCKING SENSE at all. It makes Superman at World’s End look like fuckin art in comparison. How could you read this without going apeshit ?
“Prepare to be destroyed, Hoak Hogan !”
Fucking amazing. I think what topped it off was the “Lemon Curry” reference at the end. This whole crossover idea has been spectacular.
I really like this review!!!
Amalgam universe wasn’t ALL bad Spoony. Green Skull (Lex Luthror + Red Skull) was alright. :/
Gentlemen this was incredible! The alternate earths were brilliant and the Warrior clips were hilarious. This has to be the best Linkara vs Insano video yet. My drink nearly came out of my nose for the Christmas issue. You guys are the best combo!
Great Work Spoony and Linkara!
Is it just me or in panel shot from 14:59-15:20, doesn’t it appear that the Warrior’s legs are a single limb from a horse or steer? It’d have to be a steer as the guy is obviously a raging roidmeister.
And what about the two biceps?
Or how the ugly body looks far too much like the hideous foreground in terms of color tones….
Silly error on my part….
“Or how the ugly body looks far too much like the hideous foreground in terms of color tones….”
Sorry, I mean background, NOT foreground.
Even more hilarious the second time around. Best cross over video by far to date. Keep it up Spoony! SHAFFA-KOON!
Um… I’m from Saskatchewan, and I can assure you that I’ve never even heard of skronk until this video… and I’ve lived here for 22 years.
That was… INCREDIBLE. Best cross over of them all! I couldn’t stop laughing, Linkara and Spoony definitely need to team up more often.
Thanks spoony for letting me know that there are such amazingly super stupid nonsense comics out there…
Looking forward for more.
Yet another great one, eh! And I agree with Muro Khan; I am in Ontario and study with people from Saskatchewan, and “Skronk” never passed their lips.
This was probably the best review I’ve seen in a long time. I couldn’t stop laughing. I can’t wait for the next three.
Geez, and I thought Squall was master of the ellipses. I think he actually makes Captain Kirk sound normal.
I love your Warrior voice. I reminds me of the Jakovasaur voice from South Park.
This was one of the best cross-overs to have come out. The whole video was insane but rightfully so. There was one thing that struck me was a misreading of a line. From Warrior “Too many unquestioned answers” ; Spoony “Too many UNANSWERED QUESTIONS” But spoony is not in the wrong.
I’m not bringing this up to be a douche, because sensibly Spoony is right and anyone that passed Fourth grade english would recognize this. …O yeah forgot this was the Ultimate Warrior we’re talking about, the guy that realized taking steroids was bad for his health when HE BEGAN TO PISS GREEN!!!! and Destrucity… really that’s just sad… tear…
Wow, and i thought Wrestlers were jsut stuntmen, nope they’re bat shit insane/o to!
Good review there Spoony, seems you can review comics to aswell!
Oh…. my….. god….
A comic… so bad…. that it… literally… destroyed…. the fabric… of the…. universe….
… Ellipsis …
Dr. Insanohki: I MUST HAVE ONE!
Oh my gosh bondage Santa… it had me crying I was laughing so hard at that one.
WHY!!? What were they thinking? “Oh, we need to make this comic popular and successful so we should start out by making a sick and totally wrong mockery of a well-loved holiday. It’s BRILLIANT!”
Actually, not so much brilliant as SCIENCE!!
Anyway, great review guys, I’m liking these crossovers. Marzgurl looks pretty cute in the Insano glasses. :D
Idea for ending. Frame is frozen, Insano is laying on the ground, naked, everybody else (on whose watch Santa won’t be raped) is pulling their pants up and there’s a lot of white substance on someone’s chest.
I need scissors! 61!!
Sad thing is, I could totally see him saying that.
nice, dragon quest 8 menu theme
Honestly…that’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.
funnniest vid yet
Holy shit that was one of the most entertaining vids you ever posted. That was in the same caliber as the Make My Video reviews, or the Let’s Play videos.
OH MY GOD HE RAPED SANTA
Wow. Hyper-time. Also, I’m not certain whether he said “SILENCE!” or “SCIENCE!”, and that is awesome.
“Don’t be so negative.” Oh Jesus, man.
I got my BA in destrucity from Ole Miss. Turns out, not as many job prospects as I was hoping…
I sense (and hope) that there will be a “I need scissors! 61!!” t-shirt in the near future(ellipses)
I think that was the worst comic that was ever on AT4W
I think I just got mind raped
It is time for me to do what has to be done to defeat the enemies!!!
That was epic! Exactly what I’ve been waiting for. So funny.
I predict a DESTRUCITY t-shirt in the making. SKRONK!
Kay. I think I need to take mad acid to understand that comic.
Rarely have I laughed as much! You guys make an awesome team and JESUS H. CHRIST that comic sucked!
I KNEW IT!
Dr. Insano was Linkara all along!
I can’t believe that I’m related to this guy albeit distantly.
Oh, oh wow. That was really something else.
It was a great video, and an awesome crossover.
I did like the Ultimate Warrior growing up, and I thought he was pretty cool. I really hope that’s just the nostolga googles talking.
Greatest thing on the internet yet. Loved it.
Santa….? NOOOOOOOOOOO….NOOOOOOOOOOOOO…….becoming the being I’m not pushing the button of FATE! but than doing the button of Vanilla is good, and noble…. WARRIOR.
Yay! I love jumping into different Universes!
I nearly pissed myself when he said “I think the Warrior just raped Santa Claus”
Now THAT was an excellent review! :D
This was _the_ funniest review video I’ve ever seen. I laughed like litte girl from the beginning to the end. Well done everyone.
Who ever wrote that was smoking serious crack.
I did a little more digging into this Destrucity stuff just for my own amusement. Warrior TM better defines what it is here: http://www.ultimatewarrior.com/Pages/SOUL_KeyConcepts.html
In its essence it is pretty much just Objectivism which was created by Ayn Rand. I guess the Warrior TM thought he was being original. Anyway, he doesn’t sound as crazy from his blog. He just has a crazy big ego which is nothing new in the world of showbiz.
that ranks up there with Yor for being the most fucked up hillarious thing youve ever reviewed
Nice use of Metal Gear 2 catch frase!
That was downright one of the most amazing things I’ve seen in my entire life. I laughed my ass off when the clips of the warriors played with the subtitles because you could barely understand what in the hell he was talking about. Me and my friend actually missed a lot of the review because we were too busy laughing so much. But dear god, just looking at that comic even while you were reading it was painful. God….
That comic is fucked up. Though the regular Warrior comic was just fucked up in the way you saw “wow that car that was in the car wreck was fucked up”. Xmas issue, that was FUCKED up.
I laughed so hard I almost puked at the “I think Ultimate Warrior just raped Santa!” bit.
I think my brain is leaking out of my ear…
Spoony, you and Linkara are brave people for even getting past the first page of WARRIOR. I remember reading it way back when and wondering what the fuck was going on. I also vividly recalling the disturbing issue with Warrior raping Santa. *shudders*
Anyway, awesome video and I freakin’ love your Ultimate Warrior impersonation! :-D
P.S. : Ultimate Warrior actually had advertisements on television for Warrior University. I shall link one of them here for everyone’s amusement…it’s thankfully quite brief:
This comic clearly fokes* with your mind. ^^
You think this is insane? Try out the Ultimate Warrior’s blog!
That was one foked up comic. The video, however, was hilarious!
I found Warrior’s email address on his blog, and emailed him this video. I can’t wait to see how he responds!
Anyway, great video as always Spoony. Somehow, seeing Santa raped is just funnier when you give commentary for it.
Thumbs up for using Ultimate Warriors correct intro music, as well as Hogan’s music at the end. Great video guys!
“found Warrior’s email address on his blog, and emailed him this video. I can’t wait to see how he responds!”
Err, that may have been a mistake. Apparently he has a habit of suing people who criticize him. Not that I doubt Noah would win, but still…
Oh crap, that might have been not the best thing to do.
Wow, why did this guy bother writing anything? HOW did he write anything?!
Anyway, I imagine his response to this video, should he see it, will be equally hilarious.
P.S: Is he serious or just acting?
Linkara is great as Dr. Insano. And oh my god, that comic must be the very synthesis of shittyness.
Wow, really? I thought the Ultimate Warrior died, but not only is he still alive he has a freaking blog?
“Err, that may have been a mistake. Apparently he has a habit of suing people who criticize him. Not that I doubt Noah would win, but still…”
I’m not sure if there’s really anything to worry about, but yeah, a boneheaded move regardless.
Man this is the funniest shit you have ever done and thats saying a lot. I have never laughed this hard for this long outside of mystery science theater 3000. Many of your other videos made me laugh like that, but not for 20 minutes straight. Thank you for this, please rip apart the remaining comics lol.
When Linkara-Insano was introducing the comic, I had the same feeling of “Oh come now, it can’t be THAT bad.”
But it was no hyperbole. It really is THAT BAD! I feel like I lost brain cells just being exposed to it!
The actor switching was funny, and I especially liked Krissy at the end cackling and saying “oh it does get worse, turn the page”
Someone actually e-mailed this vid to the Warrior?!
Not a smart idea. Most likely nothing will come of it…but why throw rocks at the hornets nest? Watch some of his non-wrestling youtube vids. He hasn’t gotten any less crazy/intense over the years.
gotta love the MGS2 tribute.
Lol @ Spoonymate Warrior. :D
Eh, moderately funny. I suppose the vid would’ve been better if: 1. it was shorter, and 2. had subject matter that wasn’t so mind-blisteringly awful.
Oh my god I love the Ultimate Warrior.
He’s so completely and incredibly BATSHIT INSANE that it wraps around and becomes hilarious and awesome!
The comic looks crazy awful, since not having Ultimate Warrior actually shouting out all the completely insane lines and flexing his huge fucking arms and yelling inarticulate noises makes it far less entertaining, but the video was hilarious. I loved the multiverse stuff, that’s always a gold mine for comedy.
Hulk Hogan was and is the most badass, though. A Real American indeed!
Oh, and you BETTER do the remaining issues. This shit is comic gold. Or this comic is shit gold. Or whatever.
Look, it’s just hilarious okay
Oh. Dear. GOD.
Somehow I completely blocked out the Ultimate Warrior’s rambling from my childhood memories, because I didn’t remember him being that flopping CRAZY.
Can’t wait for the next ones. I like to see you try new things every so often- keep it up!
What an amazingly bad comic. Thanks for making me aware of it, and making fun of it. I just can’t get over how horrible the writing is. The Rob Liefeld school of awful artwork pales beside the writing. It’s not only complete nonsense, and more text than even Brian Michael Bendis at his worst, but it’s even badly edited. Edited? I assume the editors, if they even had any, covered in fear at the prospect of letting the big muscular man know that he needs to have his head examined and forgot all about it.
One line really gets to me, “Dreams are the movies that tell one’s story. . . some already told. . . some not yet written. . .”
Let’s ignore that the man doesn’t have the first idea of how writing works different from speaking and abuses ellipses like they’re going out of style, that’s been covered. And that he mixes up telling stories with writing them, ruining any dramatic effect the line might have had.
He’s saying that he thinks DREAMS ARE A KIND OF MOVIES. What horribly deformed imagination comes up with that concept? I’m guessing either he grew up watching TV for breakfast, lunch and dinner and his thought process is based on Hollywood movie logic, or he has brain damage from all the wrestling. In either case, it makes me sad.
This was great. I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. Amazing vid.
That was fucking epic.
The Christmas issue was so obscene that my esophagus started collapsing in on itself.
Oh, and skrunk should be on a t-shirt!
“Evolution dictates.. Hulk Hogan.. that the….” :D
Great job. I think this is your best work so far. Getting much more creative in the reviews. :)
I don’t know if it’s worth leaving a comment over, but I laughed my ass off at this.
thanks for all the entertainment spoony :)
I FOKED SANTA HOAK HOGAN
The comic isn’t that bad. You can take away things like “My destiny has always been to be who I am” from it.
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING! SO FUNNY! BEST CROSSOVER I HAVE SEEN SO FAR ON THATGUYWITHTHEGLASSES!
I must agree with most of these posts, that is probably my new favorite video.
“the most insane, non-sensical, caveman bullshit you can imagine”
LOL Ho Kogan!!! And what’s up with the muscles? DAAAAAAAMN!!!! Steroids be damned. He must’ve took some triple strength variant of roids! @_@
I love the camera angles for Dr. Insano at the begining
Warrior raping Santa, that’s FOKED up!!! Anyway, great crossover between you and Linkara! You ought to do more!
From what I’ve heard, the Santa rape scene is supposed to be showing Santa passed out on the floor from a night of binge-drinking (that milky white substance on his chest is supposed to be drool and the brown stuff on the floor is supposed to be booze) and the Warrior dressing up so he can cover for Santa Claus and deliver all the Christmas presents.
But honestly, would it have killed them to maybe show Santa leaned up against the wall in his boxers or something with a beer bottle in his hand? Then at least our minds wouldn’t immediately jump to the conclusion that the Warrior just raped Santa Claus.
Hey, Lewis does a really good Dr. Insano; right down to the evil, maniacal laughter.
What the hell. Usually I would put those three dots (dont know how to spell that word and I dont feel like looking it up) but I think we are all done with those.
That was the most insanse and funny thing I have ever seen. Great crossover. You two did an awsome job
All I have to say is, great work Spoony. That was fucking hilarious :D
Was that a Cabbit plushy, (From the anime, Tenchi Muyo) I see?
STOP USING ELLIPSES!!!
Damn first Spooning with Spoony and now this? You’re really on the ball lately. I couldn’t stop laughing the entire time. How long was this anyway? Damn 30 minutes? WOW! This… was… awesome… ellipses…
What else is there to say?
Aaaaaand I’m probably one of the only people to get the ‘Lemon Curry’ joke at the end. Nice work!
doeesnt it say unquestioned awnsers?
This is one of the best reviews I’ve ever seen. I love how you stayed in the voice the whole time. Old dude there did a decent insano too.
Mephisto had a hand in Warrior Christmas
take a look in the credits hidden in red gradient and you’ll see one of his disciples, Joe Quesada
why can i understand this?
You know, I’m fairly certain my female friend dated a guy just like this… He’s starting to make a lot more sense now… only because Warrior doesn’t. It’s a rather vicious circle.
Seriously, half of Warrior’s ranting sounds EXACTLY like the aforementioned guy’s “poetry”.
GOOD GOD, WHY WOULD YOU RAPE SANTA?
This is the best review I have ever seen. I especially liked the bad acting!dimension and the rule63!dimension.
You know, I’ve done some drugs in my time.
But neither have I done *nearly* enough drugs, nor do I think that it is actually possible to do as many drugs as required to even *remotely* comprehend this… this… (ELIPSES ELIPSES ELIPSES) aborted scrap of utter madness.
Seriously, I’ver never heared of a deranged schizophrenic that comes close in insanity to this… “work”.
We need a “Must hold my foke!” t-shirt LOL. Go Spoony!!
what the foke?
I didn’t get in to wrestling until after the Ultimate Warrior, and I got out of it a few years later. I think I missed out on something.
funny how his political talk is the exact same arse-dribble as the text in the comic.
Yeah, I’m fairly conservative and I’m absolutely horrified and embarrassed by this guy having any relationship to my political and/or social beliefs. My only solace is that in some universe, Warrior called out Michael Moore to the ring and that much banality and horrific crap in the same area led to a chain reaction that destroyed them and Madison Square Garden.
Holy shit that was fucking awful. BTW i love the “i need scissors 61″ and when you and other guy became stuff animals. The bear and rabbit(i think from tenchui) was cute.
These comics are fucking insane I think god I didn’t have to read that shit.
OMG I forgot about “I have my own crayons Hulk Hogan” made me LOL as well
so many quotes worthy being on a t-shirt.
Oh god, I haven’t laughed so hard in my life! I was actually crying with laughter when it emerged that Warrior had raped Santa and stolen his clothes.
Spoony and Linkara I congratulate you because this truly is humour. I was in tears by the end when the warrior rapes santa. Spoony, you are priceless.
Keep up the good work both of you. Love the cross-overs. Hilarious works. Definitely should do more of these. Can’t wait for part 2.
O_o I think I have the same bear that Benzaie has in his shirt. But I think mine’s smaller.
“I need scissors! 61!”
great a MGS2 reference!
Ryo-Ohki with Glasses! :D
so cool, one of the best works so far.
but that annoying boring purple hair bitch just ruin it… hate that fking wale.
Awesome review i never rlly got into comics but i am obsessed with so-bad-its-laughable films/games (troll 2, silent night deadly night 2 ect) so i am almost tempted to track this comic down. Also the Ultimate warrior (Hoak Hogen) is so fucking insane i had too look him up, the things he was actually saying weren’t any more sensible than the subtitles you put in.
Am I the only one who sees this? That father-guy isn’t Zardoz…
My god, it’s BEARDED IDIOT FROM WORLD’S END! Or he really IS Zardoz, so… Warrior’s father is Bearded Idiot AND Zardoz?!
(At least, to me, he looks somewhat like Bearded Idiot.)
I really enjoyed that one!
…ellipsis PS: “foke puller” :D
I AM A MAN!
I have no clue wtf any of that text is talking about. Its random babbling insanity from a really fucking weird… I dunno what that guy was but he scares me a little. This video is hilarious.
Dr. Insano ROCKS!
12:40 Ooooo naaasty.
Dude guys, don’t ask questions. Just rock out!!
yeah that comic sucked!
Warrior University was a real place he opened by the way, it was a wrestling school, he was one of my favorite wrestlers as a kid, i guess because he was flashy and loud. but it turns out he sucked even then, the other wrestlers hated him and thought he made the sport look even worse than it already is. if you pick up the dvd “Self Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior” it’s filled with interviews of how his co-workers felt about him. and most of them say the same thing. that he didn’t just play the warrior on tv, he really thought he was the warrior and that he was completely crazy.
ohh and nice little bit calling him “dingo” as a wrestling fan im impressed Spoony, for he was called the Dingo Warrior originally, but im sure you knew that or you wouldn’t have referenced it. but mabye my coment helps none wrestling fans.
and too everyone, yes Warrior really acted like that all the time, even not when he was performing. he also changed his Real Name to the Ultimate Warrior… he was insane.
Actually, Kerry, he changed his name to Warrior Warrior, which bumps him up to “FUCKING insane”.
a pit bull from hell. right. I am going to go slipp into a coma now.
o m f g, what demented fraktards actually thought that would take off?!? Outside of Warrior Warrior, that is? And am I the only one who now wants to see Nintendo’s Wario in that facepaint in a future game, like Mario Retro Wrestling or some such? Or does that just mark me as a geeky simpleton . . .
This is one of my favorite reviews of all time. Spoony and Linkara make an excellent team.
I almost died of Choking on Soda when the scene where he raped Santa came, I laughed so hard that I actually fell out of my chair.
Also remember that, I believe, Warrior himself did all the artwork, which means we don’t have to blame anyone else for that.
Exposing myself to that narration made me start foaming at the mouth and I had to lie down for a while. I’ve made sense of Jodorowsky’s films from the 70’s, and yet I think it’s THIS that has done lasting damage.
It wasn’t really awesome until they got to the parallel universe where nobody knew their lines. Then it was pure awesome.
Dis guy… is un-FUCKIN-believable.
You two have major balls to get so deep into this- this- abomination of the universe! Ymake a fantastic team. Can’t wait for your next reviews!
Is it just me, or did linkara and sponny switch roles for the first part, and THEN switch back?
I had skipped over this one because it was about comics, but now i think I should go back in time and kick myself in the nuts for my foolishness. That was pretty much the best thing ever.
at the “I need scissors” part he reminds me of darknessthecurse
Santa will never be the same
Ellipsis ellipsis ellipsis I don’t think I’ve ever seen so much text that didn’t say anything. o_O
It just occurred to me, this is the character every-other Power Metal song is talking about. The other half are Paladins or Templars of some sort.
Oh my god! I laughed so hard!!!!! HAHAHAH Skronk??? Destrudity? “Being”, “not being”, “self”????
hahahahahah loved it! well done guys!!!
Ugh, that comic hurt my head it was so wordy and confusing
Oh GOD… dying horrible grammatical error caused death…(dead)
“Feeling others Foked… ON ME!” Awesome
Very Very well done.
This is the guy the WWF were going to hang their futures on, the next big thing after Hulk Hogan.
That santa rape episode?!? I know Warrior is made, but surely there was an editor?
“ermm, nice idea Mr Warrior, but can we have less of santa in bondage, less of you an santa naked, less dead reindeer, and erm can we remove the semen from santa’s chest?”
MarzGirl was adorable as Insano :3
Does anyone know the name of the soundtrack theme playing during 09:33- 10:56?
It’s called “Building the Deathcoaster” (it’s from the soundtrack from Evil Dead 3: Amry of Darkness) and can be found on iTunes
Wow… I understand what he’s trying to say on the first page… It just goes to show how out there Warrior was… I understand, but can’t explain… I need sleep.
Wow. I'd have to say that the narrative/dialogue in that comic is the most roundabout passage to nothing I've ever seen.
BTW, the only sadder sight than CM Punk tapping out to the STFU was SA-Fucking-BU tapping out when the WWE used him and the other former ECW wrestlers to be shat on and made to look like inferior to the WWE assholes. “The most homicidal, suicidal, genocidal Lord of the Hardcores”….tapping out to a Marky Mark cro-magnon foreheaded Bizarro Superman whose cookie cutter promos have “The Rock”-like repetition. Ugh, Fuck you WWE.
And they're toning down their shit because Linda McMahon is running for Senate and even though she resigned (temporarily) from the WWE, she doesn't wanna give her opponents more fuel for the fire. I'd love to see the negative campaign ad where Vince is dry humping and slobbering all over Trish Stratus over Linda's comatose body. It's a politician's negative ad wet dream. Maybe literally.
Hehe milkey white substance. :) Greetings from Estonia.
I think its a form of torture in some countries to do a thesis on this.
It's been awhile since I saw this video. Kinda going on a Spoony video binge.
I liked it back then and I like it now. Excellent work all around.
I'd actually like to see more of Emperor Spoonus Maximus ^^.
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So he goes for the gun to chose death over reading this comic,but can't get to it quick enough and is threatened… with said gun. I guess spoony was trying to just overpower Dr. Insano, death seemed like the better option though because, although this was funny, it was still painful to watch.
I can't believe he mentioned Dingo Warrior, Ultimate Warrior's name before WWF…awesome and so obscure…
I think you're right! But now I'm going to remember this comic every time I hear Metalium.
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Comic Warrior is hot.
There, I said it.
Hold that thought!
A Spoony Experiment classic.
Was that a Ryo-Ohki plushie??
I wanted to quote the translated Warrior ramblings to a friend. Sitting down and re-reading them one sentence at a time made me piss myself even more than usual, and I LOVE this review! Whoever thought up “I do not need to borrow crayons from you, Hoak Hogan. I brought crayons with my to draw this. I used white because I ran out of yellow. It's supposed to be yellow.” is truely awesome.
Is it bad that some of this actually makes sense to me?
How DARE you mock WARRIOR, one of the greatest philosophical minds of our time? Shame on you Mr. Spoony, shame on you!
is it unanswered questions or unquestioned answers? :Sanyway, loved it :P well done guys :P
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In case you do the Ultimate Warrior again in a future video, my synth has a patch that does that synth loop that plays during the warrior promos, so if you'd like, contact me about that and I'll send you a three minute loop for your future warrior appearances.
LO fucking L! Love the massive crossover! Who in there right mind thought that the warrior comic done by the warrior would be a good idea. Jesus, i could puul a better idea out of my vagina, which i dont have. Thats how much of a better idea i could have, how do like me now?!
Mien Gott en Himmel!
Apparently Joe Quesada drew a cover for the Warrior Christmas Special.
Another reason to hate him.
Does any one else freak out when the warrior is all slow and skronking? cuz i do
Just…wow. What editor approved this mess?
Is it bad that I have the entire series, autographed and everything? LOL
At 8:35 I’m expecting the bear to say “Welcome to Time Jail, Warden!”
I laughed at every shot back to the different setting which was random as hell and funny as shit. As well the comic book shots killed me LOLOL
Oh my dear Lord… I’d rather commit a suicide than read that bloody issue of ultimate atrocity!
Apparently, Undertaker got his own comic as well, But the premise alone, automatically makes it better than the Warriors, ramble gibberish nonsense.Ready to hear this?
Undertaker becomes ruler of hell.
Ill let that sink in for a moment.
That sounds bizarrely awesome.
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Feeling the path that which i am being through the power of Destrucity Holk Hogan is the true destiny of those i understand which i meet to become WARRIOR
understanding… Destrucity… is a power which being… i don’t… fully understand… Holk Hogan… to feel the power of Detrucity… to find out… which i know… who… is…is…is!
santa felt the power of my destrucity juice holk hogan he the path of the warrior i.e being the one warrior means need to rape santa
Thank you Spoony, you and Linkara compelled me to purchase Warrior 1 and try to make sense out of it. I feel an aneurysm coming in my future
I am stunned at how well you two changed roles. Linkara does an excellent Dr. Insano, and you do a great Linkara too!
Wow I’m an idiot… I heard about this review a lot and couldn’t seem to find it… I was spelling warrior wrong… I am a damn idiot sometimes. Wonderful, simply wonderful, great work fellers.
Ah! The TEXT!! It burns us!!
This video gave me all the proof I need in some sort of higher power that loves us and wants us to be happy.
hmm….apparently another website felt like stealing your exact review and posting it as theirs…..
I hate to burst your bubble, but google shows that page as being first crawled by google on December 7th, 2006. You can check the results yourself.
Purple prose at its finest, folks. This is why people with persistent brain injuries and/or are simply batshit insane need to kept on TV where they belong.
What’s the name of the music that plays at 2:40?
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Anti-Comic justifies my hate!
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What does it mean if this is starting to make even a little sense to me?
it means that your brain has officially went kablooey.
…omniscience is beginning… all knowledge you are having… now begins the path to the you that is the self that is the means to the end that is… DESTRUCITY!!!
You have successfully loaded the spaceship with the rocket fuel! And now are capable of comprehending the word! Destrucity is upon you Hoak Hogan! Soon Santa shall return from parts unknown to unleash horrible vengeance on all the children who ever loved you Hoak Hogan! Where are the vitamins?! I have no pants!
i love the stuffed animals, there good
I love the stuffed animals, they were funny
The only explanation I can think of for the stupidity of the Christmas Special is that the artist was seriously screwing with his head. Like, the Warrior didn’t ACTUALLY rape Santa (*shudder* I can’t believe that comic made it possible for me to even type “rape” and “Santa” in the same fucking sentence); he came across Santa already assaulted, and is putting on Santa’s pants in order to help out and save Christmas by delivering the toys himself. Hence the look of vague regret.
I suspect the storyline is supposed to have gone like this: “…and the Warrior is helping Santa out with stuff, but then, like, ALIENS attack!! And they fuck up the reindeer and the elves and totally, like, tie Santa up and rape him and shit, BUT THEN the Warrior comes along and beats up the aliens and dresses up like Santa and delivers all the toys and SAVES THE DAY!!” And the Warrior goes for it and is tickled pink about himself being a big hero and shit, and meanwhile the artist (who bailed after the third one, so he obviously thinks this “story” is shit too) goes ahead and draws the Warrior, like, multilating reindeer and raping Santa and shit.
I’m going to go ahead and believe that’s what happened, instead of the Warrior actually thinking that publishing pictures of himself fucking up Santa et alia was a good idea. *Facepalm*
You know, I really liked the Ultimate Warrior when he first came out as a wrestler (back when Andre the Giant was alive and before Jake “the Snake” Roberts went evil); but back then part of his schtick was that he didn’t actually say anything. XD I think whoever persuaded him to keep his mouth shut was brilliant, and whoever thought it would be a good idea to let him spew that disjointed, insane nonsense may have hated him. XD Certainly I stopped liking him once he started talking, but I’d forgotten how batshit insane he was. ><
Im going to on Defense for The Warrior.
No not the comics, god no not the comics…that’s impossible. Anyway- But for Warrior himself.
But before I do, i have to fully admit two things.
1) if you cant get a kick out of how brilliant Spoony and Linkara’s review of the Warrior series is, you’re a humorless dick. 2) Wrestling has always been stupid. Even when i liked oldschool WWF (yes thats what it will always be) to WCW when Sting went all Crow on us to the wolf Pac, it’s always been stupid. but none the less entertaining. That aside, Warrior is human, like any of us. and thankfully doesnt suffer from Liefeld’s disease…But when you guys reach being 52…yeah right…(and im 36 not 52) like Warrior and you’re not buffed out or not doing what you love, then all i can say to you is this: why the fuck not? You may consider the Warrior to be “batshit insane” in regards to his promos, and you’ll get nothing but an agreement from me. they were pretty terrible.
But what is not terrible is a guy who defies convention and does and say what he thinks about what he loves.
I watch the Warrior’s vlogs on his website, and as a guy that has dropped 50 pounds (the right way) and working now on dropping 80 more to reach his target weight goal, I find inspiration from the Warrior’s vlogs.
He gives me inspiration to keep my head out of my ass, my feet plantedon the ground and the motivation to keep the goals in my sight reasonable.
Just as i blab to everyone i work with, or go to college with about how hilarious Spoony’s Vlogs and reviews are, i also blab about the Warrior’s vlogs for self improvement.
still, id ike to see Linkara say that to Warrior’s face…ah! the possibilities of absurd storylines.
i almost want to link this to Warriors tube channel and get his thoughts about this comic and review.
go for it
Ho Kogan! *Skronk*
Oh God! XD This was too much fun.
Is there something wrong with me if i kind of understood what the warrior was constantly ranting about? There is? Okay gonna go euthanize myself now.
This is the funniest shit I ever watched…along with Mr Plinketts Star Wars reviews :)
Wait, was that a Ryo-Ohki from Tenchi Muyo plush doll there at 8:20? Man, that was hilarious, especially in this comic book review ^^
Is it too much to ask that you put your videos in chronological order?
Ultimate Warrior was one wacky dude, but a legend in Wrestling I know Spoony made this in good humor cause he was simply a fan as many of us were. RIP Warrior
That is true, he was crazy but fun kind of crazy and world won’t be the same without him. Just good that he apparently knew that his time had come before hand so he could say goodbye to his loved ones and bury the hatchet with anyone he had disagreements with.
“MUST HOLD MY FOKE”
Rest in peace, Warrior.