Warrior #4 Commentary

Grzegorz Wojtczyk

I wonder what Ultimate Warrior thinks about his comics ?
DESTRUCITY IS GOOD !! I NEED SCISSORS 61 !!

Jared Fullyfisted

I like the way Spoony has been bombarding the site with updates lately

http://pulse.yahoo.com/_E3Q5SLA52ZOWMQ6M5ODSGUPKSE Edward

Yes…with commentaries.
- http://www.facebook.com/Parbr Brad Parsons
  
  2 commentaries and 2 reviews. Suck it up
  - http://pulse.yahoo.com/_E3Q5SLA52ZOWMQ6M5ODSGUPKSE Edward
    
    2 dicks and 2 of my balls in your mouth. You can suck on that and my ass you brown nosing white knight.
- PeaTearGryfin
  
  You are just impossible to please aren’t you. I have a feeling that Noah could put out Ultima IX and all the parts of the Final Fantasy XIII review in one day and you would still say that it isn’t enough.
  - http://pulse.yahoo.com/_E3Q5SLA52ZOWMQ6M5ODSGUPKSE Edward
    
    Are you kidding me dude that be fucking metal.
    
    It’d be even more metal if he got off his fucking ass and did some work for a change.
    
    Pea, tell me something. How long have you been watching Spoony? I’m not trying to be mean. I really want to know. How long have you known about this guy and have been watching his stuff? I’m curious.
    
    See because I’ve been watching him for a long time, almost at the beginning. I start watching him shortly after he joined That Guy With The Glasses and I watched him regularly and sang praises of him to everyone who would listen and some who didn’t want to. And since I have been here for a long time and have gotten a feel for how Noah does things, I have a right to be jaded. I also am a good judge of when something declines in quality, as is Spoony and other critics. It happens when you follow a series for long time. Thus my incessant bitching.
    
    I’m not impossible to please but a really dude? A commentary track? No. This is fucking lame. And its lazy. You have any idea how easy it is to do a commentary track? It’s as lack luster as you can get. You just turn on your video and talk for 30 minutes. Same old Spoony, same old shit.
    
    And if you like it man, great for you bro. I used to really like his commentaries but yeah, I’m just kindof tired of all that. Also, I really have no desire to here the behind the scenes of Warrior #4. If he had released this a year ago, I probably would have loved it. Year later, year to late for me.
    
    Now to be fair, I haven’t watched Game Over yet. And I will watch Game Over, if nothing else but to make you happy. And I will judge it fairly and hold back my venom.
    - http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1112764270 Lydia Keller Beam
      
      Some people enjoy Spoony’s work so much that they’re willing to wait. And personally, I like listening to the commentary tracks. I think it’s interesting hearing an out-of-character, so to speak, perspective on things.
- http://www.facebook.com/people/George-Rosenbaum/100001387887487 George Rosenbaum
  
  Relax, we still have one scripted review. That will last a while.
  
  It’s weird isn’t it: as soon as the complaints reach critical mass, he updates like mad. Almost as if to make us eat our words.
  - http://pulse.yahoo.com/_E3Q5SLA52ZOWMQ6M5ODSGUPKSE Edward
    
    I still haven’t watch the Game Over review yet. But I will. I’ll give it a shot.
    
    But….ugh, commentaries. I find it very amusing that he realises this crap 2 years after it’s done and no one cares. I mean why couldn’t these 2 chuckle heads have done this shortly after they released these in the first place? That’s what typically happens. He had to wait 2 fucking years to comment on Warrior 2 and 3. 2 fucking years!
    
    I’ve kindof given up on this place. Also, George I feel like I’ve said my peace on other videos. So I’m just going to leave Spoony and his bullshit be. I still really like the guy and when he does good work he does great work.
    
    But no, I have no interest in clicking on this waste of bandwith up above. If everyone else does, cool. I just have do desire at this time to here commentary on Warrior #4.
    
    Also, I think I have come to the realization that the person on the internet who is really pissing me off is not Spoony. It’s Mike Matei. I’m really sick of his mean spirited, unfunny ass and it pains me to watch him run Cinemassacre into the ground.
    
    Spoony at least is good guy and he is doing something. The wheels of Spoony may grind slow but they’re moving George, they’re moving!
    - http://www.facebook.com/people/George-Rosenbaum/100001387887487 George Rosenbaum
      
      He’s just looking for something to talk about so he can say “Look guys, I’m updating. Don’t leave yet, I’m still around.”
      
      I just don’t think he needs to do that, because he already made the Game Over review. That’s good enough for me for the time being. But even so, a commentary isn’t interesting unless the creation of the production itself is interesting.
      
      Compare this commentary to Doug Walker’s commentary of the Moulin Rouge review. It’s interesting to hear how they got Brentalfloss in their review, and how his costume was made. But for the Warrior 4 commentary: “Oh, we just found a box of costumes, and decided to fuck around in them.”
      
      I guess the existence of the comics themselves are interesting, but that was already discussed in the actual review. So these commentaries are rather pointless.

thehivemind33

Oh man Spoony don’t worry about sounding like a jerk…I know how you feel about touching others, especially at big events. I’m very conscious about others around me and if one person sneezes out in public I freak out. XD I’m sure you handle it well, I look like a wussy when I try to take precautions.

meltdown2insanity

Actually, I’m glad they didn’t show Warrior killing the Pope and other important political figures. We saw what he did to Santa; so, I’m betting if they did show him killing the rest off it would be in some form of Jeffrey Dahmer style of execution, and then he’d ramble for the next five pages about how he’s got comedic skills like Andrew Dice Clay.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Cassave-Cleynghelt/100001308454801 Cassave Cleynghelt

About kilts and man-skirts:
They are extremely comfortable in hot places or during hot weather, because they ventilate as you walk. Kiltophobia is just wrong man!!!

http://www.facebook.com/people/George-Rosenbaum/100001387887487 George Rosenbaum

Utili-kilt?

“Quick Batman, use your utili-kilt!”

http://www.facebook.com/people/George-Rosenbaum/100001387887487 George Rosenbaum

Evil 90′s kids’ voice is hilarious.

“DuUuUuUuUuDeE!”

http://www.facebook.com/hubbington Daniel Johansson

The Iron Sheik has made some acting. Most recently he’s in Operation Belvis Bash with Corey Feldman. IMDb says 2012, but no definite date. The trailer looks pretty bad though…

Kendotuxedo

Funny how Spoony has been constantly commenting on his hair lately after several of us commented on bring Noah’s short haircut back, “chuckles”. For real Spoon, I care more ’bout the vids more than the hair, but I say this cuz this means you read these posts.

… DEADLY PREMONITION! FINISH IT! FINISH IT! -ok, I’m done. lol

PeaTearGryfin

As much as I liked the beginning of his Deadly Premonition Let’s Play, I think he has said that he doesn’t plan to finish the Let’s Play. On the bright side though, he has updated Twitter several times saying that he is gathering footage for the Ultima IX review.
http://profile.yahoo.com/BLVXCVZCUBCZIAWIC3K5UCOXRM Colonel

No, he got told on Twitter. I dont think he reads the comments.

But yeah, Deadly Premonition is EXACTLY the game I would love to hear Spoony react to. Its characters and atmosphere are just the perfect mix of awkard and creepy that also made the guys in Phantasmagoria 2 and Ripper so funny.

http://www.facebook.com/keinushi Keinushi Snyder

bring back the universe full of tripolds. definately. just fill the room with tripods next time.

TCBLB

I said before and I’ll say it again. There should be more Warrior comics so we can see more screw ups in hypertime and thus more videos on these comics.

SCIENCE vs Destrucity

Vismutti

Oooh, another update! Thanks for the commentary, guys! I seriously appreciate these. I’m exactly the kinda nerd who always wants to know the behind the scenes stuff. Also, you’re being way too hard on yourself; it’s a great video! And now I’m curious about this mystery outfit…

http://www.facebook.com/people/Maria-Burgos/695457109 Maria Burgos

ahh the dreaded con-flues, those things are real, its even worse when your part of the con-staff. I enjoyed this commentary and these vids help me relax and laugh. I tremendously enjoy crossovers with the two you guys. You have bad luck getting sick don’t you.

http://profiles.google.com/likalaruku Allaiyah Weyn

I’d love to see all of Channel Awesome march through a convention in kilts & tuxedo tops.

http://twitter.com/marktgledhill dreamofthekai

great information on the behind what happened. it was nice to see

http://www.facebook.com/people/Erik-Raith/624186170 Erik Raith

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9obAE2w26Y

Renaissance_nerd

con flu is the worst, i swear its some mutant super virus that just stops short of liquifying your internal organs.

http://www.facebook.com/people/George-Rosenbaum/100001387887487 George Rosenbaum

Maybe Insano should dabble in Biology. Then he would have an excuse to wear a surgical mask, with a Frankenstein Monster with a mask on.

BillalH

Interesting to hear spoony critique himself thoug i thought Warrior #4 was as good as the other reviews.

http://twitter.com/AlexStritar Alex Stritar

They say the harshest critic is yourself. (Though, considering Spoony’s fanbase, I’m not too sure if it’s true XD)
- PeaTearGryfin
  
  Can I get an Amen. Seriously though, I though that it was weird that Noah was being so hard on himself too, especially because the Warrior 4 episode is probably my favorite of the Ultimate Warrior comic reviews.
- Atmos_Duality
  
  Yeah, I’d agree that his fanbase is actually a more harsh critic (or at least, an especially outspoken portion of it) but for all the wrong reasons.
  
  Most of them don’t provide valid criticisms to begin with (opinions alone are not criticisms; you need REASONING to support them); doubly so given how prone they are to throwing massive tantrums in the midst of their “criticisms”.
  
  At least Spoony sounds like he’s being honest with himself here, which is more than I can say for most of his fans.

GreenGear

Wouldn’t be a commentary without Spoony talking about how sick he got one time doing this one thing.

http://www.facebook.com/people/Ian-Haas/100000971156636 Ian Haas

A very true realization

exploda

Iron Shiek on Howard Stern was really really funny, I’ve heard it like 4 times and it’s on youtube. He goes into his whole fuck you in the ass to make you humble thing, and someone even pretended to be the Ultimate Warrior and Randy Savage and they yelled at each other, he was all out of breath and about to have a heart attack.

Professor_Q

I had the strangest dream where Spoony became a voice actor for Team Fourstar and they did a cartoon parody TV show, but it was more like Space Ghost Coast to Coast where they just used some Anime’s animations to create their own weird story.

Totally unrelated but totally weird.

http://www.facebook.com/people/George-Rosenbaum/100001387887487 George Rosenbaum

Can Spoony voice act as anyone other than “mad scientist” and the Ultimate Warrior?
- Professor_Q
  
  When you have a team of voice actors, does he need to be able to?
  - http://www.facebook.com/people/George-Rosenbaum/100001387887487 George Rosenbaum
    
    Good point. What anime would you select for this imaginary project?
    - Professor_Q
      
      Not sure. I don’t really watch Anime.
      
      Probably would have to be something with a lot of footage to work with. So something with a million episodes, like Inuyasha or something.
    - Professor_Q
      
      It’s too bad that Record of the Lotus War has only 40ish episodes of footage to use, because that would be excellent for a Counter Monkey parody show.
    - http://www.facebook.com/people/George-Rosenbaum/100001387887487 George Rosenbaum
      
      Space Ghost: “I’m standing on the moon. Everything tastes like glitter. Shut up Zornak.”
      
      Insano: “How dare you shut down Zornak! I admire his thirst for global conquest. Join me, bug-man, and together we will dominate the world with SCIENCE!”
      
      Zornak: “Agreed. Smell ya later, Space Ghost.” *roll credits*

http://twitter.com/smapattack smapattack

I think a short hair cut for Spoony makes him look very smexy actually.

http://twitter.com/NoBrandMinda Zachary Brandt

I don’t think you’re a douchebag for being paranoid of getting sick at cons. I knew someone who got… well, out of kindness for any hypochondriacs out there, I’ll just say that they were completely fine, but it was an unexpected illness

It makes sense when you think about it. On top of all the usual problems you have with gathering a large group of people together, you also have the issue that we’re nerds. At a con, odds are a lot of us aren’t eating right, sleeping enough, and we probably weren’t in very good shape to begin with.

http://profile.yahoo.com/BLVXCVZCUBCZIAWIC3K5UCOXRM Colonel

Spoony please change your new Twitter Avatar back….Badly-drawn Anime-Avatar? Seriously? http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/2192249330/Portrait_-_Traci_Vermeesch_Vezina_reasonably_small.jpg

http://www.facebook.com/ferreiraoaf Tiago Ferreira

Still waiting for an update on WrestleWrestle.com…

http://twitter.com/JOSHItheDrako Joshua Jimenez

I really really like all this stuff… you know, commentary and countermonkey… but I really have a hard time to wait for Ultima 9… I wait for it since I know you and I just want it to be so epic so I want you to take your time but I also want to see it soon and I am kind of an immature person here but I don’t care because you are awesome ^^

http://twitter.com/SolidGoldCEO SolidGoldCEO

Id advise eating stuff that helps boost your immunity rather then trying to sanitise and avoid germs altogether. Day to day bacteria needs to be experienced so your body can learn how to fight it otherwise you’ll just end up getting sick from going outside and taking a breath.

http://UnholyFireDragon.blogspot.com/ Unholy Fire Dragon

I completely agree with this. I used to get sick easily, despite great
sanitation practices, when I was stuck eating like crap (being a child
with access to only processed chemical-rich foods with added sugar
and/or additives at the time). As soon as I took control of my dietary
lifestyle and ate a decent diet, I’d hardly ever get sick (if I’d get
sick at all). I’d also recover very easily from being sick. I’m not even
that careful with sanitation these days, and yet, it’s near impossible
for me to ever become sick.
http://UnholyFireDragon.blogspot.com/ Unholy Fire Dragon

I completely agree with this. I used to get sick easily, despite great sanitation practices, when I was stuck eating like crap (being a child with access to only processed chemical-rich foods with added sugar and/or additives at the time). As soon as I took control of my dietary lifestyle and ate a decent diet, I’d hardly ever get sick (if I’d get sick at all). I’d also recover very easily from being sick. I’m not even that careful with sanitation these days, and yet, it’s near impossible for me to ever become sick.
- http://UnholyFireDragon.blogspot.com/ Unholy Fire Dragon
  
  In Spoony’s case, I’m guessing that he’s be more willing to take drugs
  to get rid of symptoms than to actually find and give himself a
  nutritious diet that he might be happy/satisfied with (even if so
  happens to go against some of the conventional dietary advice, since
  doctors and nutritionists only know the “default”, “one-size-fits-all”,
  way of eating). It seems as if he’d rather eat cheap junk that
  potentially makes him sick instead of eating the more expensive
  high-quality stuff (and there’s times the bad stuff doesn’t even taste
  good, which then defeats the only purpose of eating it anyways).
http://UnholyFireDragon.blogspot.com/ Unholy Fire Dragon

I completely agree with this. I used to get sick easily, despite great sanitation practices, when I was stuck eating like crap (being a child with access to only processed chemical-rich foods with added sugar and/or additives at the time). As soon as I took control of my dietary lifestyle and ate a decent diet, I’d hardly ever get sick (if I’d get sick at all). I’d also recover very easily from being sick. I’m not even that careful with sanitation these days, and yet, it’s near impossible for me to ever become sick.

In Spoony’s case, I’m guessing that he’s be more willing to take drugs to get rid of symptoms than to actually find and give himself a nutritious diet that he might be happy/satisfied with (even if so happens to go against some of the conventional dietary advice, since doctors and nutritionists only know the “default”, “one-size-fits-all”, way of eating). It seems as if he’d rather eat cheap junk that potentially makes him sick instead of eating the more expensive high-quality stuff (and there’s times the bad stuff doesn’t even taste good, which then defeats the only purpose of eating it anyways).

Even from a financial perspective, it doesn’t make sense to NOT eat the fresh stuff with nothing added (and Spoony can always add sea salt and/or dried herbs/peppers and/or dried fruit to his main meals). A person can’t make money if he/she can’t function and is often depressed (caused by many factors, including stress, lack of sleep/rest, eating too many total carbs (particularly simple carbs (fructose, galactose, dextrose, glucose, etc.)), and not eating enough unprocessed lipids (particularly when one has to deal with low cholesterol-levels)). Also, the more one’s diet is crap, the more a person has to spend money to compensate for poor nutrition. Coming from my own long-term experience, it’s just not worth it.
- http://www.facebook.com/laura.hannan.5 Laura Hannan
  
  Thing is at cons you are going to be exposed to unique strains of germs from different parts of the country, which you’ve never experienced and so don’t have a jot of immunity against. In fact you don’t even need to be near a sick person to get sick, just exposure to the germs people from different states are carrying but are are already immune to can make you really ill even if you have a good diet. I don’t think you really can prepare for it other than trying not to get infected in the first place.
  - http://twitter.com/SolidGoldCEO SolidGoldCEO
    
    Sorry didn’t mean my post to sound so dickish. It’s more based on my feeling that trying to avoid germs is a waste of time and you should just do what you can to stand up to it. If your in a place filled with people your going to be exposed to everything they are unless you wear a hazmat suit.

http://UnholyFireDragon.blogspot.com/ Unholy Fire Dragon

I completely agree with this. I used to get sick easily, despite great
sanitation practices, when I was stuck eating like crap (being a child
with access to only processed chemical-rich foods with added sugar
and/or additives at the time). As soon as I took control of my dietary
lifestyle and ate a decent diet, I’d hardly ever get sick (if I’d get
sick at all). I’d also recover very easily from being sick. I’m not even
that careful with sanitation these days, and yet, it’s near impossible
for me to ever become sick.

http://www.facebook.com/malice936 Malcomb Bell

“you just get conscious of touching other people, and touching your self…. in the eye or something like that” Nice save there someone could have had a field day with that one. XD

http://dragonacesg7.livejournal.com/profile Dragons_Dusk

Con flu can be brutal! Germs from not only all over the country, but all over the planet.

And I’m a dork who lost the rest of their train of thought, crap.

Enjoyed the heck out of this review, guys, thanks for taking the time to do a commentary and subjecting yourselves to more craziness.

More Iron Sheik would be awesome, I’m sure he could fit in there somewhere.

Dragdar

Spoony is afraid of everything, paranoia about germs? are you serious? man up.

it’s not the environments fault, it’s you, so get your immune system in order.

PeaTearGryfin

Actually con flu is a very legitimate condition. Just think about, you are in a rather small area with people from all over the world. Those people are carry germs from their homes that they have an immunity to that you don’t. It is very much inevitable that you are going to get sick if you aren’t careful at conventions. Heck, I have friends who take about a week off from work after a convention just because they know that the odds are good that they are going to get sick.
- http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1112764270 Lydia Keller Beam
  
  I can attest to that, it doesn’t really matter how much you try to sanitize and all that during cons, it’s almost inevitable that you’re gonna come out of it with something. You just can’t be around so many people in such cramped conditions and NOT have it affect you in some way.
http://www.facebook.com/people/George-Rosenbaum/100001387887487 George Rosenbaum

I dunno man. Linkara and Spoony have experienced this personally, this doesn’t sound fake to me.

http://www.facebook.com/greg.gentis Greg Gentis

Hey Spoony, I was thinking if you want to use Iron Sheik more often, or possibly in another crossover with Linkara, have him hook up with SNOWFLAME! That would hilarious.

http://www.facebook.com/greg.gentis Greg Gentis

^That would be hilarious.

http://sbkmulletman.deviantart.com/ sbkMulletMan

I’ve been wanting to see more Spoony-Sheik ever since I first saw this review. I’m just such a huge sucker for his ramblings! And I never, ever got tired of “FACK!” at the end of Botchamania videos.

A very pleasant Sheiky surprise for me was when I was watching the music video for Cyndi Lauper’s “The Goonies R Good Enough” song. Out of nowhere, NOWHERE, Sheik, and a bunch of other 80′s heels appeared as the bad guys of the video and I admit that I marked out when I saw Sheik step out of the limo. Apparently this was during a time of collaboration between the WWF and Cyndi Lauper, and I’m guessing this was around the same time as the first Wrestlemania. It was just a fun thing to see.

The video is worth it just to watch Roddy Piper go “ooooh, Coo-kies!”

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003354062563 Maciek Marciniak

I cant wait for Ultima IX : D

BoboTheClown1987

Linkara is aggressively unfunny in this video. Too bad Spoony has become too much of a douche to recognize it. Seriously – check out his cries for attention on twitter. All he does is whine about how awful his life is. It’s pretty funny to see him breakdown, which is the only thing that keeps me coming back.

http://www.facebook.com/people/George-Rosenbaum/100001387887487 George Rosenbaum

You also read the conversation with Holly? I think it has something to do with her Holly’s health.

gookygox: “People aren’t amused by your (Spoony’s) witticisms. They’re laughing as they watch you crash and burn.”

Also, you DO realize someone is going to vehemently attack you for this post. I’m not going to debate if you deserve it, but doesn’t attracting attention like this suggest that YOU’RE desperate for attention?

By the way, this video not really designed to be funny. It’s a ‘behind the scenes’ video, it’s supposed to be entertaining to see the technical side of the project. If your in to that sort of thing.
PeaTearGryfin

I’m not going to argue with you for days on this because quite frankly, you don’t deserve it. However, if you keep coming back to watch somebody’s life burn out of control, you know that pretty much makes you the biggest douche who has ever lived right? Did you ever think that douches like you might be the reason behind those depressing as hell tweets?
Grzegorz Wojtczyk

Your bitching is pointless. Please leave.
- BoboTheClown1987
  
  u mad?
  - Grzegorz Wojtczyk
    
    Your feeble attempts at trolling are pointless too.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=753345456 Octo Seven

I enjoyed this commentary. Some people here are really really fucking self-entitled and complacent. Learn to voice your opinions without personally attacking the guy. Although I know I’m wasting my time here because people on this site have been whiny little douchebags for years now.

Mikey Krause

I think that you forgot to add a plot hole to the counter on the purple moon gate, I heard “BETRAYAL” but the counter didn’t go up

http://pkht.org Jim Boom

Ah, now the ending to The Barbarians makes sense by refreshing my memory with this.

William George Sayers

Awesome!

gallowsCalibrator413

you guys that don’t like these videos either offer *constructive* criticism rather than ad hominem attacks or else get your ugly mouths OUT of here and go somewhere you DO like.
Constructive criticism = “Hey, it might be even better/work great if you did X differently!”
“Blah blah you suck” = worthless crap that won’t solve anything, won’t make it better, WON’T improve the videos. Spare your fingers the waste of effort and go do something useful.

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