How long can YOU last?
I’d hate on you, but I feel better when I think you had to edit this!
dear god he has returned and he is even more crazy then he was the first time
oh god! oh god! It burns! IT BURNS MY RETINAS!!!
What kind of monsterous torture is this!? No Klingon would endure this! He’d fucking nuke this guy from orbit with a torpedo before hacking him to pieces with a Bat’leth! YES IN THAT ORDER!
And 8.17 before you ask!
Did better than me. I couldn’t go past 4:30. Ugh.
Okay, that was a Bij I could not take. I would rather have Chris Tucker yelling directly in my ear while Celine Dion sings in the other than watch anything with that asshole in it. I couldn’t even finish LordKat’s HateDick stream with Fazeek, either.
Christ, it’s like those videos serial killers make. He is a burgeoning serial killer. God DAMN IT STOP THE SHITTY SINGING! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Lasted till 1:50 before my eyes began to bleed. Congratulations LordKaT, truly you are master of dishing out the Bij!
Good god, why was he on the tester? This guy shoulda been on American Idol!! Fuck. … I would FUCK that voice.
I only lasted till 1:22. Holy crap that’s terrifying. LodKat sure knows how to pick em o_O
I lasted until 1:51 because I wanted to defeat Christien Atherton, but it was fucking tough.
so is he YSOSERIS or is he “Make a Woman Suit” serial killer? Cast thy votes!
Buffalo Bill serial killer. Easy.
This is guy needss to see a mental institution from the inside, seriously.
Oh God, it JUST KEEPS GOING!!!!
Watched it on LK’s stream will not watch it second time. >.<
What did I just watch…?
I want my eleven minutes back!
I survived the BIJ….but I’ll never be the same again…
I only lasted 1:17
I had to call it when he started filming his lips.
Why? Why did I just make myself sit through this whole thing? This is a whole new level of masochism. I . . . I need a drink now.
On the up side all the other crap I have to do today is suddenly far less painful by comparison. Thanks for that at least.
Eh, wasn’t so bad.
oh btw… I lasted the ENTIRE VIDEO! No lie… I also was somehow able to smell his breath… wtf…
AHHHHHHHH all my senses are getting raped at the same time!, i only lasted till 6:47 i am no Klingon warrior :(
My favourite part was when he said the trolls should get a girl pregnant instead of trolling him. Great message dude, good job
I am a true Klingon warrior, FOR I WATCHED THE WHOLE THING…. he still sings better than Sanjaya though…
This EXPERIENCE BIJ #3… To Much… To Handle… Feels Like… Sharp… Objects… Are Going……… In to My Brain
That one was just plain boring. Not really painful, at all.
Sometimes, boring can be worse than painful.
Maybe. But, when one thinks of “pain,” falling asleep isn’t the first thing they thing of.
I feel like he could’ve used some more editing there.
that was the worst Bij ever. I could almost feel myself getting stupider as that video went on. I need to stop and read something now to compensate for this monstrosity.
Not HIM again!
I can’t believe I watched that whole thing. I’ve lost my faith in humanity. Someone just kill me now.
Only 47 seconds. That was a bad one.
I managed the whole thing, but now I want to hunt down and force feed Lordkat and Spoony with Surströmming
I have at last been broken. I stopped after a mere 2 minutes, as I knew I could endure it no longer.
For fucks sake, this BIJ looks like something I would have done when I was 12, which would be bad enough. It’s so much worse when I see it being performed by a grown-ass man.
Go print out your résumé instead of trolling, you guys! ;)
What in the fuck is this?
I got through all of it, but I think that’s only because my brain sort of went into hibernation to protect itself. Jaysus. Still, I am a true Klingon warrior! Do your worst, Spoony!
watched it from begining to end… i don’t feel too change except… uh… i feel brain-raped o______o
Does he think he’s Jack Black? Stop singing you wanker! (4:53, that’s all I can take.)
I lasted almost 6 minutes before my head exploded. I hang my exploded head in shame.
Hahaha my computer froze at 1:05 XD It works fine now luckily
1:45 goddamn lips sounds creep me out
I really, really don’t have time for this. Lasted ’til around 00:46.
started flagging around 1:30 my god that was painful…that was the worst bij yet…
Who is this loser i wanna trollz him
That was so annoying and funny at the same time. And I lasted THE WHOLE FREAKIN’ 10 MINUTES AND 52 SECONDS! BOOOOOYA!
I guess adapting and thriving through poverty and physiological problems while in a highly developed city must’ve paid off somehow. ;-) …lol
Just when i thought this guy was dead. I made it through the whole thing..
I have something you can use for the next one – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U0apQttNw0&feature=player_embedded – ( i only watched like 10 seconds)
I may be mentally sick here, but that wasn’t too bad actually. I lasted the whole 8 minutes!
Can you handle THE ANNOYING ORANGE? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN5PoW7_kdA
How did LordKat find this? What level of hell did he search?
LordKat even interviewed this guy at one point… that was months ago, and I had hoped that Big Fazeek would fade into obscurity.
AHHHHHHHH MY BRAIN IT FLEW OUT OF MY HEAD AND EXPLODED…..this makes EVEN LESS sense then a fuckin Anime
Watched whole thing… I feel violated now… LordKat you evil, evil man.
I’ll tell you what’s bij:- the god damn “you gotta lol” advert at the end of the video.
My god in heaven I hate this woman, I could happily murder her with a chainsaw, a vat of acid, four hundred nails, a box of live scorpions and finally, when he begs for mercy, a brick… in that order!
I get the feeling she’s supposed to be someone famous over in America, but for the life of me I can’t think why. If I have to listen to another banal sentence I might have to hire a hit man to execute her. He’d have to burn the copse though, because a head shot wouldn’t hit the atom sized object she calls a brain!
As you can probably guess, after god knows how many of them I’ve had to dodge being a TGWTG fan, she’s driven me to the point of homicide. Bamboo under the fingernails would be a welcome improvement! and even the Big Physique video on endles repeat would have been better!
Anyway, as you can probably guess, I survived the random words strung together that you call a video that was presented. The main source of terror being the inevitable advert. As far as Bij goes that was rather tame, I’ve survived the Michael Bay Transformers, Babylon 5:- Legend of the Rangers, Star Trek the Animated Series and even Nimoy’s Ballard of Bilbo Baggins. All I can say is bring it on Spoony!
Just for the love of god no more “You gotta LOL”. I’m serious, the survivors would envy the dead as the bloodbath would rival most natural disasters…
Dom DeLouise has been reincarnated on Statten Island!
Fool! Your beard will taint the way to the future!
I’ve always wondered what would happen if Paul Rudd got his brain swapped with Jame Gumb…
Ladies and gentlemen, if you managed to withstand the pain that Big Fazeek brought unto you, you are… a great warrior. I withstood him all through this video and wondered if he even had something that remotely resembled a point. (Spoilers: I found nothing.)
I think the only point was to say “stop trolling”, but to basically be as annoying about it as much as the trollers.
I made it. I don’t know why I even watched the whole thing. Big Fazeek could have said what he wanted to say in one minute. Two minutes tops. Well, of course he didn’t, being the Big Fazeek we have all come to despise, he just had to turn this into a friggin’ lecture, looking like an idiot in the process.
OK, I admit I had to distract myself at a couple points to handle the “song”, but I’m still here. You haven’t broken me yet.
oh man… i watched the whole thing and… i just feel… i don’t know how i feel :(
HA! You don’t scare me Spoony!
Then again, if this was the way for LordKat to make me watch his show after watching all 100 AVGN episodes, then I’ll do it for everybody’s sake!
My brain is so full of fuck right now.I hate you Spoony,ugh I just had Big MCheese verbally rape me, I need over 9,000 showers.
I made it through the whole thing. wtf was that? why do I feel so dirty now?
am i a klingon now?
I”m going to go sob in my tub for a few hours now.
That is the appropriate response for a warrior who has overcome Bij. Well done.
Oh, I just realised who this guy reminds me of! It’s Achenar from Myst! Especially with the close-up mouth thing. Anyone who’s played the first game through should know what I mean.
Damn, I think this might have ruined it for me now :(
Oh my god, you’re totally right.
Skip to 2:35
Screw this whole Klingon thing. I’d rather be a Cardassian.
This whole Bij thing is Spoony’s way of getting on his commenters. I could feel the hate radiated out of every pore of this inane mouth breather Fazeek.(I’ll give him credit mind you, if he wanted to get rid of his trolls he may have succeeded in out annoying them)
I watched the whole thing and I don’t feel any greater the warrior for it.
…..I’ve never actually wanted to murder someone on the internet before today.
did this motherf*cker just insult me, and then give me advice about how to find a job?
after this, watching Celine Dion butcher Queen doesn’t seem so bad
must, kill, you gotta lol (now where did I leave my doomsday devices?… oh that’s right, I lent ‘em to Iraq, wonder if they’re done with them yet).
I found that if you sharpen a pencil in a motorised sharpener the actual vid becomes annoying.
I don’t get it
Lord Kat, dude, seriously stop smoking crack. LOL
That’s not lordkat ;P.
That’s Big Cha-Choo
its big fazeek the big douchebag from second season of sonys ‘the tester’
Lasted 7:12. It’s the singing that got to me. I’m gonna go crawl up in the fetal position now and weep
I sat through the entire thing… why did i do that AAhhh
And God said let there be lips, and there was. Sing lips sing!
This is the mouth of madness!
I dealt with the previousl Bij, but this… this I cannot take.
When did Big Cha-Choo turn muslim?
(please don’t beat on me for that horrible joke)
Oh good god that was painful to watch and listen… But I made it through… oh god why did I do it, why… my eyes are bleeding…
This is sóóóó annoying! I need my soundcard for other things! But I won’t give in, I’m a true Klingon!
My god I want to break my foot off in his skull, I’m only 2:31 and I’m about to crack.. People outside of my room must think I’m retarded.. GOD STOP FREAKING SINGING!!!!
2:04 seconds and I’m done…
I am calling it at 1:50. He might have held onto me if he had started singing Science Fiction Double Feature, I would have been caught in the celluloid jam.
2:13. I am not cut out to be a Klingon warrior.
This… is true bij. I want to die.
I resisted the temptation to pull my own ears off. I Can be a klingon warrior
2.3 seconds before I recognized that fucking face!!
I went the whole way, and I realized that, after a certain point, the discomfort gradually faded and replaced with indifference.
So who was that guy anyway?
Meh, the second one was probably the most rage-worthy. This one is tame compared to the other two.
The others have been fairly easy because I was laughing at them, but this is just sad. This guy is clearly fucking deranged and I felt uncomfortable sitting through this, but I did it. He even said the troll problem has cleared up, but then asked them to stop again….he’s basically begging strangers on the internet to hate him just so he has something of his 15 seconds of fame to hold on to. Oh man, I truly think he’s mentally ill, he needs some help, noone should be that fucked in the head and be allowed out unsupervised.
Was he this way on the show?
For the love of all that’s holy, the word is VIEWERS! VIEWERS! People who view your videos are called “viewers”. I’m dead serious! It’s a word. Learn it. Use it. Please.
Seriously, ten minutes of “watchers, or whatever they’re called, people who watch my videos” really got on my nerves. I’m going to pound that guy’s head in with a dictionary.
I knew I’ve seen this guy somewhere else before. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKuWV96qcOU Not sure if links are allowed in comments, if not I’ll edit it out.
what ever happen to that video you posted like a year ago with the screaming kids and the pig? that was way way worse.
wtf, thats all I can say is wtf
Science fiction… double feature…
I’ve endured BIJ. Bring on your next challenge!
I watched the whole thing. About two-thirds of the way through the song I started laughing hysterically and mirthlessly. That was the most aggressively unpleasant video I’ve ever watched in my life!
Well, he’s right about the resumes.
Also, you are burning through karma at an alarming rate Spoony. Where will it end? CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE IT WILL END!?
I can deal with the bij, it’s the avoiding the use of contractions when speaking that prevent me from being a Klingon warrior.
That was just weird and tedious.
What the hell is this and why am I watching it? SPOONY, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Actually, it would count as self-defense.
That was pretty easy. I want more BIJ!
I watched it all…. it says the video is only 10 minutes long, but it felt like days.
I came very close to having a black moment there, but very good Spoons. Can’t wait for the next one.
Oh, and everyone. Please stop spamming this man, you might as well run up to Ezekiel Johnson, call him a spade, and NOT run away. It’ll be painful but at least it’ll be over quick.
At first I was like: “Wait, is this Big Fazeek from that stupid Tester show?” Then I was like “Naaaah, seems to be not quite douchy enough to be him.” Then he is like: “Hai, this is Big Fazeek” Then I was like “Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit” and he went on to do this crazy, weird, unfunny, douchy stuff. HOORAY!
Can’t…go on… must…. stop. Damn you Lordkat!
joH’a’ HoH SoH Spoony wa!!!
(Lord kill you, Spoony one!!!)
I think this is a new record of “pointless rambling with a sing-songy voice”. HOW MUCH MORE PAINFUL CAN BIJ TRAVEL TO!?
Defeat does not describe what has happened to me.
This erased my very existence.
I have experienced Bij.
don’t you DARE tell me i’m not mentally disciplined and haven’t experienced Bij, I just watched this whole thing and I feel like my brain died, know if you’ll excuse me, I must exploit my new found mental prowess by doing something awesome
*makes it all the way through, hates Spoony and LK like he hates his drill sergeant*
Seriously, why does anyone give a fuck about him? AT ALL? Like, he’s literally a Z-list reality star. Which means he’s just some dude who was on a video on the internet once. And not that I don’t like 8-Bit Mickey, but when someone named EIGHT BIT MICKEY is way more popular and likeable than you, you… you just need to go away.
Ugh. I’m going to go back to forgetting this wanker ever existed. Join me, won’t you?
First two of minutes…more confused and disturbed than annoyed like that last BIJ.
Next 2 minutes…O.o I…I just don’t know anymore. I will not be defeated though!
Next few minutes…good god…how many fans does this guy think he has if his videos are like this?
You know, this guy makes an 8 minute video of a close up of his mouth and tells trolls to get a life….the irony is astounding. And this guy has fans?…And I sat through this….people will watch anything nowadays.
3:45….I can take no more!!!
whoops, the pain made me double post!
I now feel more prepared in my job hunting skills. I also want to put my head in a bucket of ice (and later brush my teeth)
I didn’t last a minute before my brain melted… @__@
no no no no no NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Don’t need more Bij. This was awful enough. x.x
DEAR SWEET GOODS WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
I have to go scrub my face off to distract myself from the mental anguish that caused me…
Fuck this crazy asshole
how dare you Spoony!!!??
how dare you?!
watched trough the whole thing. i do however don’t feel like a mighty klingon warrior. i feel very unclean and sick.
Good Lord… Just like this dudes mother, I took it in, in small segments (bitch be tight yo!). I got through it. Wow… that was the worst BIJ yet. LK, Spoony, you almost had me with this one, but my will can not be broken! Mwahaha! bring on more…. just, no more of this guy. It wasn’t as bad as the others I don’t think, it was more boring than anything I thought…. I think my hair turned white…
I made it all the way through. God dammit I made it all the way through. I wish I hadn’t. I’ve never felt more capable of taking a human life. If I must experience Bij any worse than this, then I’m afraid even I will not be able to endure. MIND-MELTING PAIN.
I have conquered Bij. Bring forth the next challenge!
My brain imploded shortly after the first min… Don’t ask howd i sadmjkfajkdfsfmnfbkj e *drooool*
My ass hurts….it actually hurts.
If it get’s any worse, they’ll find me in a corner muttering “IA, SHUB NIGGURATH!” before long…
I made it to 1 minute 59 seconds… kudos Spoony, you broke me and now I am weak. BUT!!! I will get strong again and come back to face the challenge of BIJ!
*rithes on the grown, gnashing teeth.* THIS!!! THIS HUUUURTS!!! GOD I DIDNT KNOW!!! I TAKE IT ALL BACK!!!! I PROMISE TO BE GOOD!!! JUST MAKE IT STOP!!!
AHHHHH!!!! I don’t know which is more pathetic: That I wanted to continue testing my mental stability or that my internet connection is actually procrastinating… Strange…
Your new color scheme is BIJ enough for me. This webzone needs a revamp stat son!
I lasted about a minute. Oy.
What the hell is Jack Black’s ugly brother doing? *someone whispers in my ear*…what…that’s BigFazeek?!
I see. Well…oh fuck it, the guy is bat shit crazy and he needs help, preferably in the form of medication and people expertly trained in the field of psychology.
Hahaha. Weak earthlings. I have seen much of the horrible landscape known as the internet, and believe me, it was just sad and pathetic.
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY BRAIN?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!
No, not the Bij! NOT THE BIJ! AHHHHH, IT’S IN MY EYES!
But as for the video, OH MY GOD HE’S GOING TO EAT US! RUN!
I kinda feel betrayed that you would sink to the level of internet people doing weird shit. This was annoying, Avril Lavigne was down right hurtful and this was not worthy of the other two Spoony bij challenges. Just my thoughts of course and I look forward to the next Bij.
I watched about a minute an then just skipped through parts of it amazed the entire thing was the guys mouth rambling for like 15 minutes. So I guess Klingon guy wins maybe. But yeah listening to some guy on drugs ramble is one of the most pointless boring things ever haha.
o.O I feel molested by this video. I never ever ever wanted to be this close to some stranger’s mouth. Maaaan. . . . . . Give more BIJ, the pain makes me forget the previous.
AAAAaaaaugh that’s a video you’ll need to shower to remove the icky after watching. *shudders* I think I know what my nightmares will be populated tonight X(
I made it? Oh god I made it! I feel like In conquer anything now!
Really, then how about this?
Try this on for size…
TOO CLOSE! TOO CLOSE! SAFEWORD!
… and yet I made it all the way through.
“Get a life…some responsibilities, pay some bills, get out of your mom’s house, stop trolling all day…”
This from a dude with 50 unopened Gears of War figs in his background? That’s like me talking shit about Spoony and the Cinema snob cause they watch shitty movies.
That’s alright, its not like the last Rebuary video is three weeks overdue or anything.
Oh layoff he’s had a bad couple of weeks and he is just finally pulling himself back together.
Wait, what happened? I’m a bit outta the loop
There’s a thread in the forums. That’s all you need to know.
Ah, I see it now. That’s totally understandable then. I guess that’s what I get for not checking the forum.
Can I get some spinach over here so I can punch this guy through a window before he starts singing “Science Fiction Double Feature”?
I’m tempted to actually re-edit it as such.
as far as I got. Celine Dion had nothing on this Spoony.
*wole* Huh….is the Bji over? -,-
Pretty horrible, I would honestly watch Salo, Serbsky Film and then Human Centipede in one sit than this.
Ha the original video was removed from Youtube.
This video made me want to punch him in the mouth, because apparently the rest of him isn’t worth filming.
Also, I was half-expecting to see that goddamn Friday song.
kill me now
Uh……um…….what?…….why?? what in…? I can take that BIJ but….I question this guy.
That wasn’t that bad, it was actually funny.(In a “Dear God I wanna punch you” kind of way)
Come on Spoony! Give us something good!…In a bad way…if that makes sense.
What a waste of time.
hmm.. annoying.. but not a hard Bij.
Scumbag already removed it from his youtube account? Apparently another of his psychic episodes. To me it’s very hard, because I know something about this madman – when you find out who it is and listen to the audio on Lordkat’s site, it gets so much worse. Aaaargh.
Holy crap the site banner is huge!!
With that out of the way….
I deal with people like this guy everyday. I just got home from work, I don’t want to hear this shit again. I was able to sit through it though.
What a waste of title card this guy has.
The pain really starts when he pulls the webcam up to his mouth and UNLEASHES TORTURE!
WHAT ARE YOU?
Why do I feel like I’m watching The Amazing Atheist trying to sing all of a sudden?
Yes. Yes he is.
Wow, dude, get a fucking tripod. Seriously, why is he holding the camera in his face (and way too close, no less)?
OH DEAR GOD!!!!!!!
I’m not sure if this counts, but while I let the video play all the way through, and I heard everything, I was browsing other windows, so I wasn’t staring at the guy’s mouth for ten minutes. Maybe I experienced BIJ?
I think you’re confusing “Bij” with “Boring”.
He needs to back off the mike, I can smell his shit breath through my speakers.
with the invention of video uploading came an era of stupidity unseen before.
Let me guess, level five is listening to 3 seconds of Justin Beiber? I don’t think my mind could take that!
“Urge to Kill… rising”
To be honest, after this BIJ, another began. “You Gotta LOL” with that annoying mom comedian, cuz she’s talking right now as I write this comment and it is probably just as bad as listening to Big Fazeek.
Every time I hear that “comedy club” music for the stupid “you gotta lol” commercials, I rage hard.
I hear you. That godawful Kraft Foods comedienne… though this was still the toughest Bij yet.
Ad Blocker Plus, baby.
Wow…applause, Spoony…I actually couldn’t finish this one. I can’t imagine how the next could POSSIBLY be worse (he said, tempting fate…).
Wow, that was actually painful. I sat through the Celine Dion and Avril whatever, but I had to skip around in this video. Make Nash watch this video. If we have to hurt, then so does he.
No worse than a Jack Black movie. Keep it coming, weakling.
I failed before the video even started; the advertising got me.
Does this asshole ever stop to breathe?
Dammit Spoony! That one almost broke me, but I survived to fight another day. Bring on more you PetaQ pussy!
One second…one freaking second.I couldn’t take it anymore his voice near the end made me want to listen to my valley girl neighbor talk about her dog. He will haunt my nightmares from now on
Oh my god…
Oh my. This is bad. Worse than Chris Tucker bad. Worse than Avril Lavigne bad. I was honestly afraid before pressing the play button. I think 20 years have been shaved off my life. That’s okay, they’re the worst years anyway. What’s next?
I couldn’t take it. I’m sorry, I tried cutting to the end after 2 minutes. BUT HE KEPT GOING!!!
By the throne, it was fine until 2 minutes, heck I was thinking it was now where near as bad as the previous Bij’s. Then the singing was agonizing, then the bitching began. Had to stop, would help the tiniest fraction if he knew what the hell he was doing with his camera. gah! I refuse to give into this level of Bij.
So it’s true… it’s all true… LordKat DID break Bigfazeek.
I have once again defeated your Bij Noah. I demand you try harder next time.
I did it… I’m not sure how but I survived… but at what cost? I didn’t break, but yet I leave this video a broken man…
I’ve never wanted to chuck my computer out the window more fervently in my life. I desperately need to punch that guy in the face- it’s now an impulse stronger than my very will to live. BUT I BEAT YOU, NOAH! No amount of Bij can stop me!
That is what a mental breakdown looks like.
My brain just melted. This Bij almost beat me, but I saw it through and feel I have come out the other side better for it.
Celine Dion needs to cover that song.
That one almost broke me, but I got thru it with just a little bit of my willpower to spare. *deep breath* Bring it, Spoony!
…. the fuck?
Oh god I wonder why people troll him, I’m half way through and my brain is having a fit.
Leave it to LordKat to find something THAT horrible for Bij. lol
Oh wow, there’s actually a Chris-chan wannabe out there. (Just typing that sentence makes me depressed.)
Anyway, my brain is too calloused to be affected too much by that. Try again.
It was funny untill he brought the camera up to his mouth- that freaked me out *shudder* Did anyone else think he looked a bit like Lenpator?
In a bizzaro universe where superman was the demon-spawn child of Stephanie Meyer and Stephen King? … yes, he does look a bit like Lanipator.
I imagine this song being sung to a very frightened female victim tied up in his basement dry well. Shhh…Shhh…it’ll be okay, just put the lotion back in the basket.
Forgiveful man is forgiveful
I got throu the other ones but i pussied out at like 1:30 on this one… i just dont got the balls for this xD
Oh shit… I don’t think I can make it, I can’t hold on… Phew it’s over, thank you, thank you, thank you. Phew, I think I need to have a break before the next round…
He speaks to my heart and soul! I must subscribe to him now!
7 minutes into this and I am begging for this man to stop. Celine Dion butchering a metal song was one thing. No normal person should endure this madness.
… the fuck?
It just… I have never ever been happy to see the commercials that come on at the end of the blip videos before. Now I know that horror.
Personally, I had to stop watching at 1:50 because honestly this was more painful than watching a TNAimpact segment on EV 2.0 (which I NEVER thought I would say), but I did manage to skip through the rest – just due to the fact that I was literally stunned into incomprehension at what I was seeing – and I heard the word ‘troll’ probably around 1, 2, 3… 70 times. I have no idea if this man’s vids are a malicious intent at mindrape or not, but the literal beginning of the net terminology “troll” was probably used in describing people like this.
I have no idea why I keep watching these Bij segments. The name alone means I’m going to suffer! It’s spelt out in clear, bold, red (ironically) letters! Why the hell do I keep trying to put myself through something worse than a punishment described in the Popol Vuh?
… damn you, Spoony…
Now THAT’S what I call Bij!
(Seriously, what the heck was that?! It’s creeping me out Oo !)
The hell? Why do i feel like i was raped and…what was Lordcat doing in that video anyway?
That wasn’t LordKaT, that’s Big Fazeek. See Festivus Miracle Encounter or the Big Fazeek wiki on LordKaT’s website for the full story.
I know it wasn’t Lordkat. 9_9
*a la Chris Jericho* You call that BIJ? That’s just a whining of a pathetic assclown who couldn’t hack it on the internet, who let the trolls break him down. You can’t break me with your attempts at BIJ, because I am the best there is at what I do. Watching videos for entertainment.
In all seriousness, that was pathetic. I facepalmed at the extreme close-up, but stuck it out through the end (at least, audibly). But I will neeeeeeeeeeever. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER. Watch anything Big Fazeek. AGAIN.
meh, that was more annoying then torture. Don’t get me wrong Kathless would have killed this guy in two seconds.. but turn it up a notch spoony! I half expected the black eyed peas playing superbowl halftime, or heck maybe this… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5INc0Petq8 :3
Not half as harsh as Celine Dion but still harsh
who is this annoying asshole and why the fuck is his stupid shit posted here?!
The fuck…what was that?
Oh and about one and a half minutes… O.o
I watched the whole thing. I am now sterile.
Double Post Fail.
to the lookers and the watchers!
See i made it all the way through the first two no problem, but this was angering as much as boring i turned it off after about a minute. i am not a klingon warrior
Go out, find a girl, knock her up!
That’s just bad D:
I guess sometimes you really do just have to sing what your feeling, very Randy Newman-esk… but seriously, it started out kinda funny but got extremely creepy/annoying when he started to sing with his mouth right in front of the camera… I made it through though so i guess I’m still a Klingon Warrior….*Phew*
I managed 15 seconds.
this site is turning to shit.
You Want BIJ….. Here’s some REAL BIJ!!!
HA HA HA HA HAAAAA
I failed. 5 minutes 38 seconds.
That was a low blow, Spoony. Very low.
This Bij was a cakewalk compared to the last one. I’d rather listen to this guy all day rather than listen to Celine Dion for five minutes.
I feel… violated. This video is very similar to something you make when you’re bored but you NEVER post it anywhere. Like when you were little and taped your “beautiful” singing on tape just because you could but it was never supposed to be heard.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!
Oh god, shutupshutupshutupshutpshutupshutupshutupSHUTUP!
I hate him, I hate this whinny manchild. I hate the complete and utter lack of respect he has for other people by making us look at his ugly mouth for ten minutes, I hate the lack of self-awareness that compels him to inward-sing his entire rambling nonsense, I hate his inability to comprehend that only hipsters “like” him and that he is friendless, I hate how he is incapable of realizing that “knocking a girl up” is NOT a method of being a productive member of the community and that “bills and mortgages” are the product of soulless corporate zombies, just like him! I hate him, I hate his stupid face, I hate his stupid voice, I hate his soulless husk! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
well, that was annoying …
Wow… That… That was Bij. I survived. I am a true Klingon warrior now. One could not survive this bij and not be.
This is where I failed. Too painfull.
I made it about a minute in, up till the extreme closeup of his mouth. The sound of his smacking lips was far too much for me to handle.
Holy shit, it’s like it would never EVER end. But it did. I’m a changed woman now.
Everyone has the right to have a mental breakdown. I just can’t make up my mind if it’s this guy having the breakdown or me after watching this video: After about 8 mins my mind reached critical mass and formed the mental equivalent of a quantum singularity.
I gave out after 7 minutes of BIJ! Damn you lordkat.
ok that was creeepy
Dammit guy! 4 minutes!
4 Minutes of BIj before I saw that it was almost 10 minutes!
Pah! a less than worthy effort! I await your next Bij, Spoon man.
Next on Experience BIJ. Friday – Rebbecca Black in SLOW MO DEMONIC MODE.
good god this is terrible.
Oh! Lord in the minute this guy face poped out I closed the window; And I opened again you to say “Curse you! Curse you spoo,,,I mean… Lord Kat! “
I seriously think i pulled a muscle in my balls…
2 minutes, then I got so bored I couldnt bear it anymore.
Gods that was pure pain, but I managed to get through all of it.
Can I call irony on the fact that he started to tell people to go get a life after he sang to ‘trolls’ for about 8 minutes?
Look, my antivirus warned me against a worm on your webpage.
I’m not sure what caused it, so you should take a look.
Well honestly, I actually found that one easier to bear than the previous ones. This one is more… I don’t know, boring than really irritating. Though to be fair, I did want to cheat and skip to the end because man, nobody should ever film their mouth in extreme close-up, especially when they’re singing this badly.
Jesus H Christ.
Chris Tucker was nothing to me (seeing all the scenes in sequence like that was actually a bit annoying, but I like 5th Element well enough).. the bad covers were, uhm, bad.. but still got through those (especially the Metallica one, which I commented about on that video so I won’t again here).
THIS, though.. my GOD. Fine, whatever.. the first minute and a half or so was boring as hell. Then came the singing with an annoyingly god-awful close up on his lips. ARGH! I lasted roughly four and a half minutes before I couldn’t take it any more. I tried. I tried.. and failed! *sniff*
Tried again… the stupid UPS advert was all I could take. Couldn’t even get to Gowron. I’ve experienced enough Bij…
What… the fuck…
I think I started to lose my mind watching this…
At about 3 minutes, his mouth started to take on anthropomorphic qualities in my mind. It became a person of its own.
By 6 minutes, that “song” got stuck in my head, and I fear it will never go away.
8 minutes in, I wondered how I’d look in a full beard and a beanie, and if it would help me finding a girl to get pregnant… Christ, I think he’s hypnotizing me.
10 minutes… I’m taking career advice from this mouth-being to heart now.
By the end, I had honestly forgotten that there was a “rest of the face” attached to my lip-tooth-tongue-and-fur councilor, and it was painfully jarring to see the overlord that controls my new best friend’s every action. I have lost faith in the universe. I am now and will forever be… truly lost.
God, if one of the Insane Clown Posse has gone this far, there is no hope for any of us O_o
Oh please… these Bijs (Bijii?) are tame.
How long can you last against that fucking “You Gotta LOL” woman. I can’t stand even 3 seconds of that trollfuel.
agree… she is quite easily the most difficult of the BIJ
All I can say is thank God for AdBlock Plus. Keeping my sanity intact since 2010.
oh god… a BIJ of every You Gotta LOL back to back… Thank god I have a balcony within running distance.
What makes it worse is that fucking “You Gotta LOL” ads don’t even let me use the pause button. All other ads you can stop if they are after the video by clicking pause. But not that goddamned one. The player controls are bugged for them. It just ignores the click.
And her comedy routines are worse than Carlos Mencia.
Okay, that was a stretch. ‘Almost’ as bad as Carlos Mencia.
Wow, I didn’t even think about that! …mostly because I do what I can not to, heh.
But seriously, I RUSH to hit a link, ANY link, whenever the “Lol Cow” comes on (it’s always after a video finishes I noticed). I can’t stand her, I can’t. Hell, I can’t even stand the friggin’ music that plays. I haven’t rushed so fast to Mute a Bitch since back when Anna Nicole was still alive.
I miss my Cellular Mongoose Indian Guys. At least they were entertainingly annoying.
I can feel my brain melting in my own head… and I raged hard.
I was already disinclined to Big Fazeek, but after he started singing I was done. I couldn’t get through it.
This? Bij? To meet the challenge I watched the video to the end, but I was more bored than horrified.
DAMN YOU SPOONY! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US?
I give up. My nerves are not steeley enough today
I watched this shit… from beginning to end. I will await your next installment of wrestle wrestle eagerly, for when it comes i shall revel in your discomfort and find solace. Anyway keep the BIJ’s coming, I need something to keep me from my homework.
Jesus Fucking Christ this guy needs to have horrible things done to him. With forks.
no, better with spoons :)
*Lasted 0:58 seconds*
I set through the whole thing. I’m not proud of myself AT ALL! I’ll go cry in a drak corner now.
WOW I failed BIJ, lasted 1 minue 38 seconds.
Does the name Bellvue mean anything in this situation
had to look away at 1:45 omg. kept listening but yeah. no.
This man has ruined beards, hats, Gears of War, white, music and the spoken word for me.
I’m 4 minutes in and I would seriously like nothing more than to take a 2X4 with nails in it to the back of his head.
0:45. And I’ll never get them back. You are a cruel, cruel man.
I got to about 1:45 until someone started screaming for it to stop. Then I realized it was from me!
I made it the whole way through and didn’t look away once… It sucked, but I persevered… Btw does anyone know what that song is and who it’s by around the end? I liked it and want to find it
I lost on this video. omg… around 6:20 I just couldn’t take it anymore… ARGH!!
Pretty nice try, but I succeeded. If anything, you blocking me on Twitter was more painful.
My eyes and ears bled watching this. My hand developed sentience and tried to go for the mouse to stop the madness.
I have enduded 3 Bij sessions and i never had any problems passing through them. No really, I hope Spoony will find some bij that actually affect me. I do have to say that this Bij session was rather boring.
Had no problems with 1 and 2 and got through 3 but if you wear headphone on 3 it feels like he’s blowing into your ears T.T
Oh god thats gross. Uh aaaaaah uhhhh *cries
ok its a little awkward, but not untollerable xD
This guy is sick in the head.
Find a girl, knock her up, get some responsibilities, got it. Truly the wise sage of our time.
I don’t know what was worse, his voice or the fact I couldn’t fulfill my daydream while watching this which was knocking his teeth down his throat.
Ok, now that was horrible… I can’t believe I made myself sit through that.. I literally felt nauseous during his “whining troll song” I never even heard of this guy… The Celine Dion was actually pleasurable to watch compared to this. If you took the annoyances of bad drivers, stupid people in line in front of you at the store, sports fans, ect in existence and of all time and compressed it into mass, which ultimately becomes a super black hole of annoyance… it would shrivel in the presence of this guy’s video… I truly am the warrior to stare into the face of this disaster. It was like watching the lamo Rockey Horror Picture show of hell…
That’s it? Sorry Spoony, but I’ve had cramps that were worse than that. Then again, I work retail and I watch commentaries so I’ve got a thick skin when it comes to BIJ.
Three Minutes before I couldn’t hanbdle it anymore and hit the pause button, DAMN YOU, SPOONY, this is real Bij!
I think it’s the fact that I’m watching this on a 42 inch plasma from less than 2 feet away increases the punishment. those who think this isn’t bad? Watch it on a jumbotron, bitch.
*watches further* …did he just diss LordKat with his “People on streaming sites living with their moms” comment…?
He most likely did. LK and Fazeek have a bit of history in regards to the stream.
Indeed. Mostly due to Fazeek’s inability to recognize the danger of e-mailed ZIPFILES.
I’m not comfortable with any of this.
At first it was “Bigfoot collects action figures?”, then it devolved into a video dental exam.
Basement dwellers kneel before your king!
You really know how to pick `em, Spoony….
That was absolutely hilarious. I was almost on the floor. Am I masochistic? I love experiencing Bij…. lmao. I should have been a Klingon. Long live the Cyber-Galaxy!
Well that was painful. Who the hell is this guy?
But I survived even this horrific torture! Bring on the BIJ!!
I fell about 30 seconds into Experience Bij #2, so I technically wasn’t worthy of watching this one, but I tried anyway.
And failed, after about 2 minutes of the dude singing about trolls.
I actually liked Chris Tucker in the 5th element, so #1 was kinda funny to me. #2 really was #2, as soon as the first chords of ‘you shook me all night long’ started, I closed the window and deleted the history. I’m from Québec, so I’ve heard so much more Céline Dion than I want to admit…
NOOO! Not the Scion ad! I GIVE UP Dx
TOO CLOSE! TOO CLOSE! MAKE IT STOP!
you nearly got me there, but you’re gonna have to try a bit harder
That was hard. That was the worst one yet. I almost couldn’t make it. But I think I’m ready to handle the next one, nothing van be that bad.
I got about two and a half minutes into that before I had to stop. I can only endure so much of that guy’s, um, song.
I made it through this I have no idea how, and I am now dumber because of it. I have in fact Experienced Bij. My god that was just annoying more than anything, but it was nothing I couldn’t handle (I’m lying right about now). Do your worst Spoony make another experience Bij ( Please God no more Experience Bij)!
I could’ve sworn my brain went numb during the 3-minute mark (probably how I managed to survive it; my eyes and ears were not so fortunate). This guy…THIS GUY is something to behold. He’s obnoxious as hell, has no real clue how to handle a camera works (no, the flashing light is NOT the camera lens), and seems to speak a geek’s equivalent of “moon speak”. The words were clearly English, but what the hell was he saying!? Cyber-Galaxy? Encouraging children to knock up some random chick (I’m pretty sure not all trolls are over the age of consent, kid)? This…was just…wow.
You know the sad part about this is? His ROOM looked more interesting, not to mention the “meh” 3D title at the end.
By some miracle, however, I survived the entire video. TWICE.
This one pushed the envelope, though. I fear I’ve reached my limit.
Now, if you excuse me, I must spend the rest of the evening wiping this from my memory as I prepare for the Round 4.
So whats the next bij going to be?
Alirghty I think I lost about 3 million brain cells every half second….. But i go through it some how……ALRIGHT BRING ON THE NEXT ONE!!!!
I kep trying to shove a dildo through my monitor in vain to make that singing anus shut the fuck up
I feel like a blunt knife was dug into my chest and slowly twisted around…
I survived the last two Experience Bij well enough, but I’m gonna have to toss in the towel for this one.
This was clearly the worst one yet. #1 and #2 I handled with no problem. But this… at the 5 minute mark I almost closed it. Almost. Instead, I kept watching. I finished it.
BRING THE BIJ.
I have to confess, I tapped out in 33 seconds *hangs head in shame*
That… That was intense. This guy needs to shut the hell up. Big Fazzeek (Or whatever the name that retard has), here are some notes I took from the video.
First: FUCKING FULL-MOUTH CLOSE UP IS SO RETARDED;
Second: You can’t sing or rap so shut the hell up;
Third: You’re the troll man don’t deny it;
Finally: People wouldn’t think of you as douchebag if you were not acting like this, you douche-cunt.
Other than that, nice Bij. My mind drifted from time to time, but managed to make it to the end.
Keep it coming.
I just watched the whole video and here are my thoughts:
Here are the 4 basic requirements to qualify for a MENTAL ILLNESS:
1) The behavior must be socially unacceptable and violate social norms.
–> Big Fazeek just told the whole world what a big scumbag it was. Sounds socially unacceptable to me.
2) The behavior must be maladaptive, dysfunctional and non-productive.
–> Big Fazeek just bought an expensive camera, just so he could record his mouth and plaster it all over the Internet. Sounds maladaptive, dysfunctional and non-productive to me!
3) The behavior must be unconventional or rare.
–> I’ve never heard of Big Fazeek. Have you? I’ve never seen anything like this before. It’s unconventional, rare and disturbing.
4) The behavior must show signs of a debilitation or disability.
–> Slurred and stuttering speech, poor hygiene and a rotten beard that isn’t trimmed up into the nose. Obviously, Big Fazeek has some form of a disability. The man just made a cry for help out to society!!
DSM-IV-TR 301.50 The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders [HISTRIONIC DISORDER]
A pervasive pattern of excessive emotionality and attention seeking, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:
1. is uncomfortable in situations in which he or she is not the center of attention
2. interaction with others is often characterized by inappropriate sexually seductive or provocative behavior
3. displays rapidly shifting and shallow expression of emotions
4. consistently uses physical appearance to draw attention to self
5. has a style of speech that is excessively impressionistic and lacking in detail
6. shows self-dramatization, theatricality, and exaggerated expression of emotion
7. is suggestible, i.e., easily influenced by others or circumstances
8. considers relationships to be more intimate than they actually are.
Look at this list!! Big Fazeek meets all criteria for the being diagnosed with a histrionic personality disorder.
Oh it’s obvious to tell by fucking minute 1 that he has a mental disability. As a person with Aspergers myself and my mother being a Special Ed teacher I could see his fucked-upitude A MILE AWAY.
I was not able to do it alone. That repeated off-tune singing managed to get to me at about the 5 minute mark. I had to cheat: I started playing the song ‘Magia’ in the background as he continued his tone-deaf singing.
It made everything hilarious.
Why do you hate me Spoony. I watched all of it. my face its like eeeeeeeeeh. My brains been raped.
that…. that was terrible Spoony, no human being should ever go through the agonizing pain, torture this abomination has created. It felt as though my brain was clawing the inner walls of my skull screaming to let it out or end it’s miserable life then to watch another millisecond of this video. Where the heck do you even find these things?
…What…What the crap was that? What did I just see? I don’t understand!
Bij #1 was looking back on it more of an annoyance, something that didn’t end up sticking with me, Bij #2 was the unholy rape of classic rock/metal that I don’t think I’ll ever truly get over, Bij #3 made my brain shut down from sheer stupidity and tone deaf attempts to form some kind of rhythmic speech (you CAN’T call that singing).
While I check myself into the closest hospital to treat this cerebral hemorrhaging I am now suffering from I shall await more Bij.
I have handled Bij. I have felt true Bij. This, my good man, is not Bij. This is an honorless torture that no warrior would wish upon his most hated foe. Big Fazeek, you have defeated me.
this was painful, it was a punishment holy shit, but in the end not so bad its only 10:51 minutes of my life that i wont get back…
I came close to tapping out at 2 minutes but somehow managed to stick through it…..My brain hurts now……
Spoony, this was a good one…..it was torturous beyond belief…….
*Sobs* I couldn’t do it. I just couldn’t do it.
Wow, I have to admit that was rough, even more rough when my bro re-informed me who this coo coo bird was.
Science fiction, double feature
Frank has built and lost his creature
Darkness has conquered Brad and Janet
The servants gone to a distant planet
Wo oh oh oh oh oh
At the late night, double feature, picture show
I want to go
Oh oh oh oh
To the late night, double feature, picture show
What is UP from this?
People cant take it. Their brains exploded. They gave up.
I watch the whole thing. i was laughing my ass off. My brain is 100 percent ok. Im not giving up.
Bring On The Next BIJ Spoonyone!
Y’know what would be real BIJ? That Kraft ad that starts after the vid finishes. *shudders*
I half-expected to “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!” in the midst of all that.
That was just… sad. Depressing.
But, all the same, I’ve seen worse. I’ve lived worse.
YOUR BIJ CANNOT DEFEAT ME! My job is like BIJ EVERY DAY. I AM IMMUNE! BRING IT ON.
OH MY GOD! SHUT THE FUCK UP, SHUT UP, JUST SHUT UP, STOP SPEAKING IN SONG, HOLY SWEET BUTTERY BUTTFUCK JESUS!
It’s..It’s over. IT’S OVER! HAHA, FUCK YOUR BIJ! I WIN AGAIN!
Now I’m going to go tie a cement block to my leg and jump in the river.
That ten minutes felt like three hours. It’s amazing!
My first time through, I only made it to about 1:30. After finding out who this guy is and watching Hate Dick, then reading the wiki and seeing all his comments this is actually pretty funny and I enjoyed watching it. Does that make me a terrible person?
I turned it off after 4 minutes, it was too much. Now I’m traumatized for life.
You guys out there without any responsibilities, go get a girl pregnant. YEAH THAT’S WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS, MORE IRRESPONSIBLE ASSHOLES HAVING CHILDREN.
Half way I said “F— it.” It wasn’t pain, though. It was pretty boring up til that point. BIJ “win” but not really. Another note: Hardly recognized BF with his beard. He looks better with a beard. That is all.
Through this one I couldn’t last and I’m not apologizing for it. This was no honorable battle!
EXTREME CLOSE UP WOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
I admit it. I read the comments while i watched it. i feel like a pussy.
I would like to see Dr. Insano’s(what is he a doctor of, anyways?) reaction to this.
He’s a doctor of SCIENCE of course!!!
I got to about 3 minutes. Sorry Spoony, I am not worthy.
i got through it…… but half way my brain was trying to shut off
that was, meh. i almost didnt make it. but then it got funny then it got boring
Every 30 seconds, someone in America makes a Youtube video. This is one of them. 4:05 was as far as I got. My brain hurts. Damn you Spoony.
Be fair. I seriously doubt that America is the ONLY culprit
about 45 seconds.
That’s exactly where I stopped as well. The closeup of his mouth was just too much.
This was. far and away, the most painful thing. He, basically, said “stop trolling me” over and over and over again for something like 7 minutes straight. I made it all the way through that, and I have a head ache now. Thanks.
NO! NO NO NO NO NO! How dare you put big fazeek on here? Why? WHY?
Anyone who doesn’t know this moron needs to get over here: http://www.lordkat.com/hatedick
Listening to LordKat hand this guy his ass is amazing.
Sir, thank you so much for sharing that.
It was long as hell, but the comedy was in-fuckin-credible.
I watched the whole thing…but I paused at around 4:00 to let my mind recover. Guess that doesn’t count as surviving the Bij. Funny that the pain he felt from trolls caused him to generate this concentrated pain. (Boys and girls, don’t reach out to a gamer audience if you can’t take the occasional anonymous accusation that your mother blows goats.)
Yet, I felt some pity for this fool. Reality TV show appearances aren’t for everyone. They’re not good for someone like me who needs privacy. From what exposes on the subject tell me, show producers eliminate all forms of private recreation for contestants (no pencils, no books that don’t piss off the atheist nut in the house).
This doesn’t mean I like him though. “I don’t hate on anybody” is usually a dumb statement for anyone to say, and then he proves himself a liar in record time.
Big Fazeek, shrink away from your uploader, leave the interwebs, and learn your lesson. (Not that I have the guts/care to comment to him directly).
I just can’t look at his lips! They fill the goddamn screen!
This guy’s got some BIG delusions of grandeur combined with an total inability to determine cause and effect. His mind is totally numb to is own insanity.
He changes subjects once every two seconds. It has to stop.
Wow………………I did not think anyone was this lame
But This got on my nerves…but I held on…….just
The consequences will never be the same!!!
He thinks he can stop anons?
I’m done!!! I cant do it… I’m not worthy… I’ll talk let me know what you want to know!! JUST MAKE HIS DAMN MOUTH GO AWAY!!! NOOOOOooo!!!! *Falls over and passes out in brutal pain!*
FUCK ME I cant do it!
this was too easy, earlier BIJ’s was much harder :D
really, this is supposed to be painful, I found it absolutely hilarious
37 seconds, that are 22 seconds without the Star Trek intro.
Well, I failed, but this hit me on my achillis heel: Shame
It could have been a new Jack Black movie as well, or was it?
Wowwww…I can make it through bad Celine, bad any music, I made it through the last two just shaking my head.
This one, I made it through, but it was HORRIBLE!!! Congrats Spoony, you have found the worst form of torture.
That was just fucking awful! I had no idea what it was but I didn’t last a minute.
But… its almost like looking away from a trainwreck.. i kinda want to… NO!! must not look back!
Dear lord my patience is thinning. O_O
horrible. the next BIJ should be a fifteen minute loop of eyes on me. nobody, not even ff8 fans, can really stand that song, with video clips from spirits within, the happening, and any of the darkman movies after the first one
Ha, you’re all a bunch of wimps. I watched it twice. Second time on fullscreen setting.
Truth be told, there was really only one point where I got angry, that point being his comment on advising trolls to knock up someone, so that said trolls may be responsible for once. I don’t care what the intent was behind it, that sentiment was evil.
The hatred that I cultivated from the first time I heard him say that forced me to channel my unquenchable, undying rage into staring down the flaming maw of hell that was his mouth, for a second time around, as it spewed demonic incantations meant to claim the minds and souls of man and woman alike, oozing filth and sin like a pustule on the wound left by some abominable disease, breathing sick and accursed airs into the wind like the Plague, his tongue clicking like a maggot bloated from the blood spilt from a thousand taken maidenhoods.
Fuck this asshole. I’ll say it again, that sentiment was fucking evil. I’m tempted to wage Jihad on this motherfucker just for that ( I have *some* legal standing to do so, being a Muslim).
Fuck him in his soul’s mangina. Long, hard, painfully.
Big Fazeek. I really want to troll you right now.
I watched the entire thing, and it made me cringe on the floor in the corner.
WHO IS THIS F***ER?! WHO?!?! …Big Fazeek, I believe I speak for all women (and women trolls) when I say: GO TO HELL YOU MALE CHAUVINIST B*STARD!
Here we see stupidity, 100% pure stupidity.
At about seven minutes in, I started to shine my mouse laser into my eyes. The only thing worse than this would be ten minutes of the Goatse guy.
“Getting back at Trolls: For 10-year-olds and lower”
I have opened this in another window and…wow…listening to this guy…my face will need botox after all the wincing and stuff.
GOD WHAT WHY!
The two first trials were nothing. NOTHING I SAY! This brought me to my breaking point. The only thing that gave me solace was the time bar. I knew how long until it was over. Without that, I would have broken down completely. It still seemed too far away. . .
Well, after going through the whole video on fullscreen, I have this to say:
With blood and rage crimson red
ripped from a corpse so freshly dead
together with our hellish hate
I see you at Megacon, I’ll burn you *****
that is your fate!
Bij 1: No problem I’ve seen Fifth Element plenty of times…
Bij 2: … Was rough but I was able to stomach it.
Bij 3: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU AND WHY WOULD YOU PUT US THROUGH THIS HELL! …. die in a fire.
bones is still worse
I AWAIT YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE SPOONY ONE
But dear fucking god was that painful
Watched thing full payed attention IQ drop big…
This guy is fucking retched
I turned the monitor upside down….
It was the same video…
it was alll the same….. all of it…
There is only one thing left, to take this laptop to the Starbucks across from the Starbucks.
And throw it off the end of the universe.
omg… Almost diden’t make it
Oh… My… Gosh… You’re one heck of a horrible, demon-spawn of satan to put us through such a thing. BRAVO!!
That… That hurt my SOUL. But I have succeeded your challenge once again, Spoony One. Truly I am a master of Bij!
I have watched Zardoz, Manos; the Hands of Fate, and Twilight…. In the same day. This is nothing. More Bij!
…I feel violated.
I had to dig out my dogs old tree branch… and bit it in half. The next was my tongue, but I always wanted to split my tongue… its just the wrong way. My fingers on my left hand, I’m right handed don’t need them. My Thumbs? Never use them for any hitch hiking. Even just listening…. it is maddening. Must…. find… peace…But I wonder…. if Ghandi ever saw this… he would personally hunt him down and KILL him. GHANDI, would shank this guy. And I would hand him the shiv.
After watching this vid, my wife and I will now spend hours now trolling this fool! It has now united us in our hate for him. DOWN WITH THE BIGFAZEEK!
Well I just watched 1-3 all ther way through, in one sitting.
Am I a klingon warrior now?!
I have to say this is one the most painful things I’ve ever seen…
…. This reminds me of a time back in the day when I was 6 years old and had a cassette tape recorder … The content of a kid with ADHD and Turettes syndrome is essentially this. Good thing I didn’t have a video camera or a YouTube account.
Just upload a Smosh video it’s going to be easier and more annoying.
Its easy to endure. Just don’t care.
Jesus Christ, Fazeek. In Soviet Russia, Bij experiences *you*.
0:10 Listen buddy I just survived Celine Dion singing Queen. Take your Bij and leave.
1:36 Welcome to the internets! Here we watch people making fools of themselves and make fun of them. Oh we want you to never speak again.
4:20 It is up to us to find these fans and deal with them.
7:49 I want a time machine right now. I will use it only once, to find this guys parents and make sure they don’t meet. Screw the paradoxes and the collapse of the time-space continuum.
10:36 WTF HE”S BACK!
After the video: Curled in a ball wondering if I have gone insane yet.
… I need an adult.
Guys, I’m scared.
Now that’s hurt…You neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeearly got me with this one Spooneyone. It’s painful but it’s worth, after I get used to…that mouth, I ralized there is some truth what this guy says. He’s crazy it’s 100%, but this cruel world makes people crazy. Who knows what he had been thrugh. So thx Spooney, it’s painful experience but it makes me a stronger warrior! Give me more BIJ!
reminds me of jontron only where he is lovable this guy is horrible
You really tuched the H.P Lovecraft feeling, for a second I felt there ;)
If I weren’t already nut’s this would have driven me insane
What the HELL. This guy just made two of my batman action figures jump off their shelf and commit suicide! You owe me money Spoony! Hahahaha
I made it through! I experienced BIJ and lived to tell the tale! I am a true warrior and only at the cost of my sanity and my legs, which I chewed off during the video!
Made it all the way through. Thank god for Selective hearing and short attention spans!
His speech therapist must have committed suicide. Mush-mouthed idiot.
this only makes me want to slay him…
I want my eyebrow ridges
this is the bij that made me fall, I’m sorry my brethren
I cant see out of my left eye
oh wait, I ripped it out
I made through 10 minutes of big fazeek, minus my left eye
is this the worst the Klingon empire can muster?
WHY?! WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS?!
MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!!
THIS IS WHAT DYING FEELS LIKE!!