Experience BIJ #3

The Spoony One | Mar 20 2011 | more notation(s) | 

How long can YOU last?

  • Anonymous

    you’re welcome.

    • Anonymous

      I’d hate on you, but I feel better when I think you had to edit this!

  • Anonymous

    you’re welcome.

  • Anonymous

    you’re welcome.

  • Anonymous

    you’re welcome.

  • Anonymous

    you’re welcome.

  • http://www.facebook.com/sporkdude Michael Arnaut

    dear god he has returned and he is even more crazy then he was the first time

  • http://twitter.com/TrueAnonymous1 AnonymousOne

    oh god! oh god! It burns! IT BURNS MY RETINAS!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/Petros2970 Petros L. Ioannou

    What kind of monsterous torture is this!? No Klingon would endure this! He’d fucking nuke this guy from orbit with a torpedo before hacking him to pieces with a Bat’leth! YES IN THAT ORDER!

    And 8.17 before you ask!

    • http://celluloidandsilicon.blogspot.com/ Avenging_Mike

      Did better than me. I couldn’t go past 4:30. Ugh.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Petros2970 Petros L. Ioannou

    What kind of monsterous torture is this!? No Klingon would endure this! He’d fucking nuke this guy from orbit with a torpedo before hacking him to pieces with a Bat’leth! YES IN THAT ORDER!

    And 8.17 before you ask!

  • Anonymous

    …the FUCK?!

  • Anonymous

    …the FUCK?!

  • http://twitter.com/DarcSeven Stephen Harris

    Okay, that was a Bij I could not take. I would rather have Chris Tucker yelling directly in my ear while Celine Dion sings in the other than watch anything with that asshole in it. I couldn’t even finish LordKat’s HateDick stream with Fazeek, either.

  • http://twitter.com/DarcSeven Stephen Harris

    Okay, that was a Bij I could not take. I would rather have Chris Tucker yelling directly in my ear while Celine Dion sings in the other than watch anything with that asshole in it. I couldn’t even finish LordKat’s HateDick stream with Fazeek, either.

  • http://celluloidandsilicon.blogspot.com/ Avenging_Mike

    Christ, it’s like those videos serial killers make. He is a burgeoning serial killer. God DAMN IT STOP THE SHITTY SINGING! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • http://celluloidandsilicon.blogspot.com/ Avenging_Mike

    Christ, it’s like those videos serial killers make. He is a burgeoning serial killer. God DAMN IT STOP THE SHITTY SINGING! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Christien-Atherton/100001474603751 Christien Atherton

    Lasted till 1:50 before my eyes began to bleed. Congratulations LordKaT, truly you are master of dishing out the Bij!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000476106589 Brian Smith

    Good god, why was he on the tester? This guy shoulda been on American Idol!! Fuck. … I would FUCK that voice.

  • http://twitter.com/ninjadragonliz Leanne Gover

    I only lasted till 1:22. Holy crap that’s terrifying. LodKat sure knows how to pick em o_O

  • http://twitter.com/mcerson dicksmcerson

    I lasted until 1:51 because I wanted to defeat Christien Atherton, but it was fucking tough.

  • http://twitter.com/BHGOzzy Benjamin Osborn

    so is he YSOSERIS or is he “Make a Woman Suit” serial killer? Cast thy votes!

    • http://twitter.com/TheAbridgenator Steve O.

      Buffalo Bill serial killer. Easy.

    • http://twitter.com/TheAbridgenator Steve O.

      Buffalo Bill serial killer. Easy.

  • http://twitter.com/KreatorRage Manuel

    This is guy needss to see a mental institution from the inside, seriously.

  • http://twitter.com/ImperiousRix Ricardo Gonzalez

    Oh God, it JUST KEEPS GOING!!!!

  • http://twitter.com/Fairstarter Michael Holtz

    Watched it on LK’s stream will not watch it second time. >.<

  • http://www.theepicgamers.com Gene

    What did I just watch…?

    I want my eleven minutes back!

  • http://www.theepicgamers.com Gene

    What did I just watch…?

    I want my eleven minutes back!

  • http://twitter.com/TrueAnonymous1 AnonymousOne

    I survived the BIJ….but I’ll never be the same again…

  • http://twitter.com/TrueAnonymous1 AnonymousOne

    I survived the BIJ….but I’ll never be the same again…

  • Anonymous

    I only lasted 1:17

    I had to call it when he started filming his lips.

  • Anonymous

    I only lasted 1:17

    I had to call it when he started filming his lips.

  • http://twitter.com/Weird_Penguin Sarah

    Why? Why did I just make myself sit through this whole thing? This is a whole new level of masochism. I . . . I need a drink now.

    On the up side all the other crap I have to do today is suddenly far less painful by comparison. Thanks for that at least.

  • http://twitter.com/Weird_Penguin Sarah

    Why? Why did I just make myself sit through this whole thing? This is a whole new level of masochism. I . . . I need a drink now.

    On the up side all the other crap I have to do today is suddenly far less painful by comparison. Thanks for that at least.

  • http://twitter.com/AnonVonZilch Mikko Simonen

    Eh, wasn’t so bad.

  • http://twitter.com/AnonVonZilch Mikko Simonen

    Eh, wasn’t so bad.

  • http://twitter.com/BHGOzzy Benjamin Osborn

    oh btw… I lasted the ENTIRE VIDEO! No lie… I also was somehow able to smell his breath… wtf…

  • http://twitter.com/BHGOzzy Benjamin Osborn

    oh btw… I lasted the ENTIRE VIDEO! No lie… I also was somehow able to smell his breath… wtf…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Diego-Garcia/1138916363 Diego Garcia

    AHHHHHHHH all my senses are getting raped at the same time!, i only lasted till 6:47 i am no Klingon warrior :(

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Diego-Garcia/1138916363 Diego Garcia

    AHHHHHHHH all my senses are getting raped at the same time!, i only lasted till 6:47 i am no Klingon warrior :(

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Diego-Garcia/1138916363 Diego Garcia

    AHHHHHHHH all my senses are getting raped at the same time!, i only lasted till 6:47 i am no Klingon warrior :(

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Diego-Garcia/1138916363 Diego Garcia

    AHHHHHHHH all my senses are getting raped at the same time!, i only lasted till 6:47 i am no Klingon warrior :(

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Diego-Garcia/1138916363 Diego Garcia

    AHHHHHHHH all my senses are getting raped at the same time!, i only lasted till 6:47 i am no Klingon warrior :(

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Diego-Garcia/1138916363 Diego Garcia

    AHHHHHHHH all my senses are getting raped at the same time!, i only lasted till 6:47 i am no Klingon warrior :(

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Diego-Garcia/1138916363 Diego Garcia

    AHHHHHHHH all my senses are getting raped at the same time!, i only lasted till 6:47 i am no Klingon warrior :(

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Diego-Garcia/1138916363 Diego Garcia

    AHHHHHHHH all my senses are getting raped at the same time!, i only lasted till 6:47 i am no Klingon warrior :(

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Diego-Garcia/1138916363 Diego Garcia

    AHHHHHHHH all my senses are getting raped at the same time!, i only lasted till 6:47 i am no Klingon warrior :(

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Diego-Garcia/1138916363 Diego Garcia

    AHHHHHHHH all my senses are getting raped at the same time!, i only lasted till 6:47 i am no Klingon warrior :(

  • Anonymous

    My favourite part was when he said the trolls should get a girl pregnant instead of trolling him. Great message dude, good job

  • Anonymous

    My favourite part was when he said the trolls should get a girl pregnant instead of trolling him. Great message dude, good job

  • http://twitter.com/PhantomSavage Phantom Savage

    I am a true Klingon warrior, FOR I WATCHED THE WHOLE THING…. he still sings better than Sanjaya though…

  • http://www.facebook.com/kavalden Jason Alden

    This EXPERIENCE BIJ #3… To Much… To Handle… Feels Like… Sharp… Objects… Are Going……… In to My Brain

  • Anonymous

    That one was just plain boring. Not really painful, at all.

    • http://bwmedia.wordpress.com/ ShadowWing Tronix

      Sometimes, boring can be worse than painful.

      • Anonymous

        Maybe. But, when one thinks of “pain,” falling asleep isn’t the first thing they thing of.

      • Anonymous

        Maybe. But, when one thinks of “pain,” falling asleep isn’t the first thing they thing of.

    • http://bwmedia.wordpress.com/ ShadowWing Tronix

      Sometimes, boring can be worse than painful.

  • Anonymous

    I feel like he could’ve used some more editing there.

  • Anonymous

    that was the worst Bij ever. I could almost feel myself getting stupider as that video went on. I need to stop and read something now to compensate for this monstrosity.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Oliver-Meyer/1288596186 Oliver Meyer

    Not HIM again!

  • PhoCarrot

    I can’t believe I watched that whole thing. I’ve lost my faith in humanity. Someone just kill me now.

  • http://twitter.com/kel4876 kel4876

    Only 47 seconds. That was a bad one.

  • http://twitter.com/kel4876 kel4876

    Only 47 seconds. That was a bad one.

  • http://twitter.com/Blanky46 Blanky

    I managed the whole thing, but now I want to hunt down and force feed Lordkat and Spoony with Surströmming

  • http://twitter.com/Blanky46 Blanky

    I managed the whole thing, but now I want to hunt down and force feed Lordkat and Spoony with Surströmming

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1363796970 Zane Hooper

    I have at last been broken. I stopped after a mere 2 minutes, as I knew I could endure it no longer.

    For fucks sake, this BIJ looks like something I would have done when I was 12, which would be bad enough. It’s so much worse when I see it being performed by a grown-ass man.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1363796970 Zane Hooper

    I have at last been broken. I stopped after a mere 2 minutes, as I knew I could endure it no longer.

    For fucks sake, this BIJ looks like something I would have done when I was 12, which would be bad enough. It’s so much worse when I see it being performed by a grown-ass man.

  • http://twitter.com/3llenseg Tóth László

    Go print out your résumé instead of trolling, you guys! ;)

  • thatcurvychick

    What in the fuck is this?
    I got through all of it, but I think that’s only because my brain sort of went into hibernation to protect itself. Jaysus. Still, I am a true Klingon warrior! Do your worst, Spoony!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Roler-Dark/100000545592088 Roler Dark

    watched it from begining to end… i don’t feel too change except… uh… i feel brain-raped o______o

  • Anonymous

    Does he think he’s Jack Black? Stop singing you wanker! (4:53, that’s all I can take.)

  • Anonymous

    Does he think he’s Jack Black? Stop singing you wanker! (4:53, that’s all I can take.)

  • Anonymous

    Does he think he’s Jack Black? Stop singing you wanker! (4:53, that’s all I can take.)

  • Anonymous

    Does he think he’s Jack Black? Stop singing you wanker! (4:53, that’s all I can take.)

  • Anonymous

    Does he think he’s Jack Black? Stop singing you wanker! (4:53, that’s all I can take.)

  • Anonymous

    Does he think he’s Jack Black? Stop singing you wanker! (4:53, that’s all I can take.)

  • http://twitter.com/processr Michael King

    1:05. Weak.

  • http://twitter.com/processr Michael King

    1:05. Weak.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Trish-McCaulley/1442574772 Trish McCaulley

    I lasted almost 6 minutes before my head exploded. I hang my exploded head in shame.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Trish-McCaulley/1442574772 Trish McCaulley

    I lasted almost 6 minutes before my head exploded. I hang my exploded head in shame.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Trish-McCaulley/1442574772 Trish McCaulley

    I lasted almost 6 minutes before my head exploded. I hang my exploded head in shame.

  • Anonymous

    Hahaha my computer froze at 1:05 XD It works fine now luckily

  • Anonymous

    Hahaha my computer froze at 1:05 XD It works fine now luckily

  • Anonymous

    Hahaha my computer froze at 1:05 XD It works fine now luckily

  • Anonymous

    Hahaha my computer froze at 1:05 XD It works fine now luckily

  • Anonymous

    Hahaha my computer froze at 1:05 XD It works fine now luckily

  • Anonymous

    Hahaha my computer froze at 1:05 XD It works fine now luckily

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nikolaus-Grunloh/1566827475 Nikolaus Grunloh

    1:45 goddamn lips sounds creep me out

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nikolaus-Grunloh/1566827475 Nikolaus Grunloh

    1:45 goddamn lips sounds creep me out

  • http://www.facebook.com/per.lindstrand Per Lindstrand

    I really, really don’t have time for this. Lasted ’til around 00:46.

  • http://www.facebook.com/per.lindstrand Per Lindstrand

    I really, really don’t have time for this. Lasted ’til around 00:46.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Antony-Hart/567820653 Antony Hart

    started flagging around 1:30 my god that was painful…that was the worst bij yet…
    Who is this loser i wanna trollz him

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Antony-Hart/567820653 Antony Hart

    started flagging around 1:30 my god that was painful…that was the worst bij yet…
    Who is this loser i wanna trollz him

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Antony-Hart/567820653 Antony Hart

    started flagging around 1:30 my god that was painful…that was the worst bij yet…
    Who is this loser i wanna trollz him

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Antony-Hart/567820653 Antony Hart

    started flagging around 1:30 my god that was painful…that was the worst bij yet…
    Who is this loser i wanna trollz him

  • http://UnholyFireDragon.com Pierre Groulx

    omfg lol
    That was so annoying and funny at the same time. And I lasted THE WHOLE FREAKIN’ 10 MINUTES AND 52 SECONDS! BOOOOOYA!

    I guess adapting and thriving through poverty and physiological problems while in a highly developed city must’ve paid off somehow. ;-) …lol

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ross-Brentlinger/1686404585 Ross Brentlinger

    Just when i thought this guy was dead. I made it through the whole thing..

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2UBPXU2OMN6BQAMCONPLLM5LMY Arne

    I have something you can use for the next one – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U0apQttNw0&feature=player_embedded – ( i only watched like 10 seconds)

    • http://UnholyFireDragon.com Pierre Groulx

      I may be mentally sick here, but that wasn’t too bad actually. I lasted the whole 8 minutes!
      Can you handle THE ANNOYING ORANGE? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN5PoW7_kdA

    • http://UnholyFireDragon.com Pierre Groulx

      I may be mentally sick here, but that wasn’t too bad actually. I lasted the whole 8 minutes!
      Can you handle THE ANNOYING ORANGE? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN5PoW7_kdA

    • http://UnholyFireDragon.com Pierre Groulx

      I may be mentally sick here, but that wasn’t too bad actually. I lasted the whole 8 minutes!
      Can you handle THE ANNOYING ORANGE? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN5PoW7_kdA

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1497616419 Ian Milliken

    How did LordKat find this? What level of hell did he search?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Oliver-Meyer/1288596186 Oliver Meyer

      LordKat even interviewed this guy at one point… that was months ago, and I had hoped that Big Fazeek would fade into obscurity.

  • http://twitter.com/ApocalypseChaos Danny Caracciolo

    AHHHHHHHH MY BRAIN IT FLEW OUT OF MY HEAD AND EXPLODED…..this makes EVEN LESS sense then a fuckin Anime

  • Anonymous

    Watched whole thing… I feel violated now… LordKat you evil, evil man.

  • Anonymous

    I’ll tell you what’s bij:- the god damn “you gotta lol” advert at the end of the video.
    My god in heaven I hate this woman, I could happily murder her with a chainsaw, a vat of acid, four hundred nails, a box of live scorpions and finally, when he begs for mercy, a brick… in that order!

    I get the feeling she’s supposed to be someone famous over in America, but for the life of me I can’t think why. If I have to listen to another banal sentence I might have to hire a hit man to execute her. He’d have to burn the copse though, because a head shot wouldn’t hit the atom sized object she calls a brain!

    As you can probably guess, after god knows how many of them I’ve had to dodge being a TGWTG fan, she’s driven me to the point of homicide. Bamboo under the fingernails would be a welcome improvement! and even the Big Physique video on endles repeat would have been better!

    Anyway, as you can probably guess, I survived the random words strung together that you call a video that was presented. The main source of terror being the inevitable advert. As far as Bij goes that was rather tame, I’ve survived the Michael Bay Transformers, Babylon 5:- Legend of the Rangers, Star Trek the Animated Series and even Nimoy’s Ballard of Bilbo Baggins. All I can say is bring it on Spoony!

    Just for the love of god no more “You gotta LOL”. I’m serious, the survivors would envy the dead as the bloodbath would rival most natural disasters…

  • Anonymous

    Dom DeLouise has been reincarnated on Statten Island!

  • http://twitter.com/TheAbridgenator Steve O.

    Fool! Your beard will taint the way to the future!

    I’ve always wondered what would happen if Paul Rudd got his brain swapped with Jame Gumb…

  • http://projectkork.blogspot.com DerKork

    Ladies and gentlemen, if you managed to withstand the pain that Big Fazeek brought unto you, you are… a great warrior. I withstood him all through this video and wondered if he even had something that remotely resembled a point. (Spoilers: I found nothing.)

    • http://UnholyFireDragon.com Pierre Groulx

      I think the only point was to say “stop trolling”, but to basically be as annoying about it as much as the trollers.

    • http://UnholyFireDragon.com Pierre Groulx

      I think the only point was to say “stop trolling”, but to basically be as annoying about it as much as the trollers.

    • http://UnholyFireDragon.com Pierre Groulx

      I think the only point was to say “stop trolling”, but to basically be as annoying about it as much as the trollers.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Oliver-Meyer/1288596186 Oliver Meyer

    I made it. I don’t know why I even watched the whole thing. Big Fazeek could have said what he wanted to say in one minute. Two minutes tops. Well, of course he didn’t, being the Big Fazeek we have all come to despise, he just had to turn this into a friggin’ lecture, looking like an idiot in the process.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Oliver-Meyer/1288596186 Oliver Meyer

    I made it. I don’t know why I even watched the whole thing. Big Fazeek could have said what he wanted to say in one minute. Two minutes tops. Well, of course he didn’t, being the Big Fazeek we have all come to despise, he just had to turn this into a friggin’ lecture, looking like an idiot in the process.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Oliver-Meyer/1288596186 Oliver Meyer

    I made it. I don’t know why I even watched the whole thing. Big Fazeek could have said what he wanted to say in one minute. Two minutes tops. Well, of course he didn’t, being the Big Fazeek we have all come to despise, he just had to turn this into a friggin’ lecture, looking like an idiot in the process.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Oliver-Meyer/1288596186 Oliver Meyer

    I made it. I don’t know why I even watched the whole thing. Big Fazeek could have said what he wanted to say in one minute. Two minutes tops. Well, of course he didn’t, being the Big Fazeek we have all come to despise, he just had to turn this into a friggin’ lecture, looking like an idiot in the process.

  • http://bwmedia.wordpress.com/ ShadowWing Tronix

    OK, I admit I had to distract myself at a couple points to handle the “song”, but I’m still here. You haven’t broken me yet.

  • http://bwmedia.wordpress.com/ ShadowWing Tronix

    OK, I admit I had to distract myself at a couple points to handle the “song”, but I’m still here. You haven’t broken me yet.

  • http://bwmedia.wordpress.com/ ShadowWing Tronix

    OK, I admit I had to distract myself at a couple points to handle the “song”, but I’m still here. You haven’t broken me yet.

  • http://twitter.com/tfsanchez Joshua Sanchez

    oh man… i watched the whole thing and… i just feel… i don’t know how i feel :(

  • http://twitter.com/tfsanchez Joshua Sanchez

    oh man… i watched the whole thing and… i just feel… i don’t know how i feel :(

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anders-Persson/100000357297290 Anders Persson

    51 seconds

  • http://twitter.com/ScaryReviews Lucas Allen

    HA! You don’t scare me Spoony!

    Then again, if this was the way for LordKat to make me watch his show after watching all 100 AVGN episodes, then I’ll do it for everybody’s sake!

  • http://twitter.com/ScaryReviews Lucas Allen

    HA! You don’t scare me Spoony!

    Then again, if this was the way for LordKat to make me watch his show after watching all 100 AVGN episodes, then I’ll do it for everybody’s sake!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Evan-Rojas/100001616220245 Evan Rojas

    My brain is so full of fuck right now.I hate you Spoony,ugh I just had Big MCheese verbally rape me, I need over 9,000 showers.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Evan-Rojas/100001616220245 Evan Rojas

    My brain is so full of fuck right now.I hate you Spoony,ugh I just had Big MCheese verbally rape me, I need over 9,000 showers.

  • http://twitter.com/AJRImmer5 AJRimmer

    I made it through the whole thing. wtf was that? why do I feel so dirty now?

    am i a klingon now?

    I”m going to go sob in my tub for a few hours now.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Novak83 Ed Novak

      That is the appropriate response for a warrior who has overcome Bij. Well done.

      • http://twitter.com/AJRImmer5 AJRimmer

        K’ADLO.

        xD

      • http://twitter.com/AJRImmer5 AJRimmer

        K’ADLO.

        xD

      • http://twitter.com/AJRImmer5 AJRimmer

        K’ADLO.

        xD

      • http://twitter.com/AJRImmer5 AJRimmer

        K’ADLO.

        xD

  • http://twitter.com/AJRImmer5 AJRimmer

    I made it through the whole thing. wtf was that? why do I feel so dirty now?

    am i a klingon now?

    I”m going to go sob in my tub for a few hours now.

  • http://twitter.com/AJRImmer5 AJRimmer

    I made it through the whole thing. wtf was that? why do I feel so dirty now?

    am i a klingon now?

    I”m going to go sob in my tub for a few hours now.

  • http://twitter.com/Weird_Penguin Sarah

    Oh, I just realised who this guy reminds me of! It’s Achenar from Myst! Especially with the close-up mouth thing. Anyone who’s played the first game through should know what I mean.

    Damn, I think this might have ruined it for me now :(

  • http://twitter.com/Weird_Penguin Sarah

    Oh, I just realised who this guy reminds me of! It’s Achenar from Myst! Especially with the close-up mouth thing. Anyone who’s played the first game through should know what I mean.

    Damn, I think this might have ruined it for me now :(

  • http://twitter.com/Weird_Penguin Sarah

    Oh, I just realised who this guy reminds me of! It’s Achenar from Myst! Especially with the close-up mouth thing. Anyone who’s played the first game through should know what I mean.

    Damn, I think this might have ruined it for me now :(

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Oliver-Meyer/1288596186 Oliver Meyer

    Screw this whole Klingon thing. I’d rather be a Cardassian.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Oliver-Meyer/1288596186 Oliver Meyer

    Screw this whole Klingon thing. I’d rather be a Cardassian.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Oliver-Meyer/1288596186 Oliver Meyer

    Screw this whole Klingon thing. I’d rather be a Cardassian.

  • Anonymous

    This whole Bij thing is Spoony’s way of getting on his commenters. I could feel the hate radiated out of every pore of this inane mouth breather Fazeek.(I’ll give him credit mind you, if he wanted to get rid of his trolls he may have succeeded in out annoying them)

    I watched the whole thing and I don’t feel any greater the warrior for it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nick-Anthony/751854471 Nick Anthony

    …..I’ve never actually wanted to murder someone on the internet before today.

    did this motherf*cker just insult me, and then give me advice about how to find a job?

    after this, watching Celine Dion butcher Queen doesn’t seem so bad

  • Anonymous

    must, kill, you gotta lol (now where did I leave my doomsday devices?… oh that’s right, I lent ‘em to Iraq, wonder if they’re done with them yet).

    I found that if you sharpen a pencil in a motorised sharpener the actual vid becomes annoying.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Seth-Williams/15618827 Seth Williams

    Hegh’bat, plz.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Johan-Haglund/100000155597118 Johan Haglund

    I don’t get it

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Johan-Haglund/100000155597118 Johan Haglund

    I don’t get it

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Johan-Haglund/100000155597118 Johan Haglund

    I don’t get it

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Johan-Haglund/100000155597118 Johan Haglund

    I don’t get it

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ERSOD4L7MC4P2BXMFEJXVANAEQ Alexkid

    Lord Kat, dude, seriously stop smoking crack. LOL

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ERSOD4L7MC4P2BXMFEJXVANAEQ Alexkid

    Lord Kat, dude, seriously stop smoking crack. LOL

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ERSOD4L7MC4P2BXMFEJXVANAEQ Alexkid

    Lord Kat, dude, seriously stop smoking crack. LOL

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ERSOD4L7MC4P2BXMFEJXVANAEQ Alexkid

    Lord Kat, dude, seriously stop smoking crack. LOL

    • http://twitter.com/VictuzPL Wiktor Jankowiak

      That’s not lordkat ;P.

      That’s Big Cha-Choo

    • http://twitter.com/VictuzPL Wiktor Jankowiak

      That’s not lordkat ;P.

      That’s Big Cha-Choo

    • http://twitter.com/VictuzPL Wiktor Jankowiak

      That’s not lordkat ;P.

      That’s Big Cha-Choo

    • http://twitter.com/VictuzPL Wiktor Jankowiak

      That’s not lordkat ;P.

      That’s Big Cha-Choo

    • Anonymous

      its big fazeek the big douchebag from second season of sonys ‘the tester’

    • Anonymous

      its big fazeek the big douchebag from second season of sonys ‘the tester’

    • Anonymous

      its big fazeek the big douchebag from second season of sonys ‘the tester’

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ERSOD4L7MC4P2BXMFEJXVANAEQ Alexkid

    Lord Kat, dude, seriously stop smoking crack. LOL

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ERSOD4L7MC4P2BXMFEJXVANAEQ Alexkid

    Lord Kat, dude, seriously stop smoking crack. LOL

  • Anonymous

    Lasted 7:12. It’s the singing that got to me. I’m gonna go crawl up in the fetal position now and weep

  • Anonymous

    Lasted 7:12. It’s the singing that got to me. I’m gonna go crawl up in the fetal position now and weep

  • Anonymous

    Lasted 7:12. It’s the singing that got to me. I’m gonna go crawl up in the fetal position now and weep

  • http://twitter.com/fiendishtooth Johnny Am

    I sat through the entire thing… why did i do that AAhhh

  • http://twitter.com/fiendishtooth Johnny Am

    I sat through the entire thing… why did i do that AAhhh

  • http://twitter.com/fiendishtooth Johnny Am

    I sat through the entire thing… why did i do that AAhhh

  • Anonymous

    And God said let there be lips, and there was. Sing lips sing!

  • Anonymous

    And God said let there be lips, and there was. Sing lips sing!

  • http://twitter.com/NoSoSavvy Kevyn Dietz

    This is the mouth of madness!

  • http://twitter.com/NoSoSavvy Kevyn Dietz

    This is the mouth of madness!

  • http://twitter.com/crafty_shadow Ivan Tanev

    I dealt with the previousl Bij, but this… this I cannot take.

  • http://twitter.com/crafty_shadow Ivan Tanev

    I dealt with the previousl Bij, but this… this I cannot take.

  • http://twitter.com/VictuzPL Wiktor Jankowiak

    When did Big Cha-Choo turn muslim?

    (please don’t beat on me for that horrible joke)

  • http://twitter.com/VictuzPL Wiktor Jankowiak

    When did Big Cha-Choo turn muslim?

    (please don’t beat on me for that horrible joke)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Valerie-Dicaire/100000800421372 Valérie Dicaire

    Oh good god that was painful to watch and listen… But I made it through… oh god why did I do it, why… my eyes are bleeding…

  • http://twitter.com/Stravagante Ruben Baar

    This is sóóóó annoying! I need my soundcard for other things! But I won’t give in, I’m a true Klingon!

  • http://www.facebook.com/franky.gutierrez1 Franky Gutierrez

    My god I want to break my foot off in his skull, I’m only 2:31 and I’m about to crack.. People outside of my room must think I’m retarded.. GOD STOP FREAKING SINGING!!!!

  • Anonymous

    2:04 seconds and I’m done…

  • Anonymous

    2:04 seconds and I’m done…

  • Anonymous

    2:04 seconds and I’m done…

  • Anonymous

    2:04 seconds and I’m done…

  • Anonymous

    I am calling it at 1:50. He might have held onto me if he had started singing Science Fiction Double Feature, I would have been caught in the celluloid jam.

  • Anonymous

    I am calling it at 1:50. He might have held onto me if he had started singing Science Fiction Double Feature, I would have been caught in the celluloid jam.

  • Anonymous

    I am calling it at 1:50. He might have held onto me if he had started singing Science Fiction Double Feature, I would have been caught in the celluloid jam.

  • Anonymous

    I am calling it at 1:50. He might have held onto me if he had started singing Science Fiction Double Feature, I would have been caught in the celluloid jam.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Novak83 Ed Novak

    2:13. I am not cut out to be a Klingon warrior.

  • Anonymous

    This… is true bij. I want to die.

  • Anonymous

    This… is true bij. I want to die.

  • Anonymous

    This… is true bij. I want to die.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jelmer-Woebel-Sanou/651811812 Jelmer Woebel Sanou

    I resisted the temptation to pull my own ears off. I Can be a klingon warrior

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jelmer-Woebel-Sanou/651811812 Jelmer Woebel Sanou

    I resisted the temptation to pull my own ears off. I Can be a klingon warrior

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jelmer-Woebel-Sanou/651811812 Jelmer Woebel Sanou

    I resisted the temptation to pull my own ears off. I Can be a klingon warrior

  • Vargtass

    No, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    2.3 seconds before I recognized that fucking face!!

  • Vargtass

    No, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    2.3 seconds before I recognized that fucking face!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mitchell-Bandes/100001750373297 Mitchell Bandes

    I went the whole way, and I realized that, after a certain point, the discomfort gradually faded and replaced with indifference.

    So who was that guy anyway?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tim-Anderson/629447668 Tim Anderson

    Meh, the second one was probably the most rage-worthy. This one is tame compared to the other two.

  • dennett316

    The others have been fairly easy because I was laughing at them, but this is just sad. This guy is clearly fucking deranged and I felt uncomfortable sitting through this, but I did it. He even said the troll problem has cleared up, but then asked them to stop again….he’s basically begging strangers on the internet to hate him just so he has something of his 15 seconds of fame to hold on to. Oh man, I truly think he’s mentally ill, he needs some help, noone should be that fucked in the head and be allowed out unsupervised.
    Was he this way on the show?

  • dennett316

    The others have been fairly easy because I was laughing at them, but this is just sad. This guy is clearly fucking deranged and I felt uncomfortable sitting through this, but I did it. He even said the troll problem has cleared up, but then asked them to stop again….he’s basically begging strangers on the internet to hate him just so he has something of his 15 seconds of fame to hold on to. Oh man, I truly think he’s mentally ill, he needs some help, noone should be that fucked in the head and be allowed out unsupervised.
    Was he this way on the show?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EAIHLUU3JSTIB3D2OWHGYN5PHA Ingen

    For the love of all that’s holy, the word is VIEWERS! VIEWERS! People who view your videos are called “viewers”. I’m dead serious! It’s a word. Learn it. Use it. Please.

    Seriously, ten minutes of “watchers, or whatever they’re called, people who watch my videos” really got on my nerves. I’m going to pound that guy’s head in with a dictionary.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EAIHLUU3JSTIB3D2OWHGYN5PHA Ingen

    For the love of all that’s holy, the word is VIEWERS! VIEWERS! People who view your videos are called “viewers”. I’m dead serious! It’s a word. Learn it. Use it. Please.

    Seriously, ten minutes of “watchers, or whatever they’re called, people who watch my videos” really got on my nerves. I’m going to pound that guy’s head in with a dictionary.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EAIHLUU3JSTIB3D2OWHGYN5PHA Ingen

    For the love of all that’s holy, the word is VIEWERS! VIEWERS! People who view your videos are called “viewers”. I’m dead serious! It’s a word. Learn it. Use it. Please.

    Seriously, ten minutes of “watchers, or whatever they’re called, people who watch my videos” really got on my nerves. I’m going to pound that guy’s head in with a dictionary.

  • http://www.facebook.com/franky.gutierrez1 Franky Gutierrez

    I knew I’ve seen this guy somewhere else before. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKuWV96qcOU Not sure if links are allowed in comments, if not I’ll edit it out.

  • http://www.facebook.com/franky.gutierrez1 Franky Gutierrez

    I knew I’ve seen this guy somewhere else before. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKuWV96qcOU Not sure if links are allowed in comments, if not I’ll edit it out.

  • http://www.facebook.com/franky.gutierrez1 Franky Gutierrez

    I knew I’ve seen this guy somewhere else before. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKuWV96qcOU Not sure if links are allowed in comments, if not I’ll edit it out.

  • http://www.facebook.com/sevthebeast Sev Hajinian

    what ever happen to that video you posted like a year ago with the screaming kids and the pig? that was way way worse.

  • http://www.facebook.com/sevthebeast Sev Hajinian

    what ever happen to that video you posted like a year ago with the screaming kids and the pig? that was way way worse.

  • Anonymous

    wtf, thats all I can say is wtf

  • Anonymous

    wtf, thats all I can say is wtf

  • Anonymous

    Science fiction… double feature…

  • Anonymous

    I’ve endured BIJ. Bring on your next challenge!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_LJLBDB5WCRED47MBWJIM7Z5PZY David

    I watched the whole thing. About two-thirds of the way through the song I started laughing hysterically and mirthlessly. That was the most aggressively unpleasant video I’ve ever watched in my life!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_LJLBDB5WCRED47MBWJIM7Z5PZY David

    I watched the whole thing. About two-thirds of the way through the song I started laughing hysterically and mirthlessly. That was the most aggressively unpleasant video I’ve ever watched in my life!

  • Anonymous

    Well, he’s right about the resumes.

    Also, you are burning through karma at an alarming rate Spoony. Where will it end? CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE IT WILL END!?

    AAAAAAAAAAAH!

  • Anonymous

    Well, he’s right about the resumes.

    Also, you are burning through karma at an alarming rate Spoony. Where will it end? CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE IT WILL END!?

    AAAAAAAAAAAH!

  • Anonymous

    I can deal with the bij, it’s the avoiding the use of contractions when speaking that prevent me from being a Klingon warrior.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Benn-Crawford/501266663 Benn Crawford

    That was just weird and tedious.

  • Anonymous

    What the hell is this and why am I watching it? SPOONY, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

    • http://twitter.com/anceldelambert Aaron Kerr

      Actually, it would count as self-defense.

    • http://twitter.com/anceldelambert Aaron Kerr

      Actually, it would count as self-defense.

  • https://twitter.com/DJCmeP DJ CmeP

    That was pretty easy. I want more BIJ!

  • http://twitter.com/TheBladerunner9 Fred lake

    I watched it all…. it says the video is only 10 minutes long, but it felt like days.

  • http://twitter.com/TheBladerunner9 Fred lake

    I watched it all…. it says the video is only 10 minutes long, but it felt like days.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=629096586 Daoud Barbour

    I came very close to having a black moment there, but very good Spoons. Can’t wait for the next one.

    Oh, and everyone. Please stop spamming this man, you might as well run up to Ezekiel Johnson, call him a spade, and NOT run away. It’ll be painful but at least it’ll be over quick.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=629096586 Daoud Barbour

    I came very close to having a black moment there, but very good Spoons. Can’t wait for the next one.

    Oh, and everyone. Please stop spamming this man, you might as well run up to Ezekiel Johnson, call him a spade, and NOT run away. It’ll be painful but at least it’ll be over quick.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=629096586 Daoud Barbour

    I came very close to having a black moment there, but very good Spoons. Can’t wait for the next one.

    Oh, and everyone. Please stop spamming this man, you might as well run up to Ezekiel Johnson, call him a spade, and NOT run away. It’ll be painful but at least it’ll be over quick.

  • http://twitter.com/blackm4niac Torsten Ingendoh

    At first I was like: “Wait, is this Big Fazeek from that stupid Tester show?” Then I was like “Naaaah, seems to be not quite douchy enough to be him.” Then he is like: “Hai, this is Big Fazeek” Then I was like “Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit” and he went on to do this crazy, weird, unfunny, douchy stuff. HOORAY!

  • http://twitter.com/blackm4niac Torsten Ingendoh

    At first I was like: “Wait, is this Big Fazeek from that stupid Tester show?” Then I was like “Naaaah, seems to be not quite douchy enough to be him.” Then he is like: “Hai, this is Big Fazeek” Then I was like “Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit” and he went on to do this crazy, weird, unfunny, douchy stuff. HOORAY!

  • http://twitter.com/blackm4niac Torsten Ingendoh

    At first I was like: “Wait, is this Big Fazeek from that stupid Tester show?” Then I was like “Naaaah, seems to be not quite douchy enough to be him.” Then he is like: “Hai, this is Big Fazeek” Then I was like “Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit” and he went on to do this crazy, weird, unfunny, douchy stuff. HOORAY!

  • http://twitter.com/Irish_Mankey Michael

    Can’t…go on… must…. stop. Damn you Lordkat!

  • https://me.yahoo.com/a/2rYf.7kZme8hrPOF2nMVA.LfKcnpY1mrfCg-#1f9c2 whitemage1293

    joH’a’ HoH SoH Spoony wa!!!
    (Lord kill you, Spoony one!!!)

    I think this is a new record of “pointless rambling with a sing-songy voice”. HOW MUCH MORE PAINFUL CAN BIJ TRAVEL TO!?

  • http://twitter.com/rafatchowdhury Rafat Chowdhury

    Defeat does not describe what has happened to me.
    This erased my very existence.
    I have experienced Bij.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nicholas-Mozuraitis/1662253080 Nicholas Mozuraitis

    don’t you DARE tell me i’m not mentally disciplined and haven’t experienced Bij, I just watched this whole thing and I feel like my brain died, know if you’ll excuse me, I must exploit my new found mental prowess by doing something awesome

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nicholas-Mozuraitis/1662253080 Nicholas Mozuraitis

    don’t you DARE tell me i’m not mentally disciplined and haven’t experienced Bij, I just watched this whole thing and I feel like my brain died, know if you’ll excuse me, I must exploit my new found mental prowess by doing something awesome

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nicholas-Mozuraitis/1662253080 Nicholas Mozuraitis

    don’t you DARE tell me i’m not mentally disciplined and haven’t experienced Bij, I just watched this whole thing and I feel like my brain died, know if you’ll excuse me, I must exploit my new found mental prowess by doing something awesome

  • http://twitter.com/kingofdoma Charles T. Arthur

    *makes it all the way through, hates Spoony and LK like he hates his drill sergeant*

    Seriously, why does anyone give a fuck about him? AT ALL? Like, he’s literally a Z-list reality star. Which means he’s just some dude who was on a video on the internet once. And not that I don’t like 8-Bit Mickey, but when someone named EIGHT BIT MICKEY is way more popular and likeable than you, you… you just need to go away.

    Ugh. I’m going to go back to forgetting this wanker ever existed. Join me, won’t you?

  • http://twitter.com/kingofdoma Charles T. Arthur

    *makes it all the way through, hates Spoony and LK like he hates his drill sergeant*

    Seriously, why does anyone give a fuck about him? AT ALL? Like, he’s literally a Z-list reality star. Which means he’s just some dude who was on a video on the internet once. And not that I don’t like 8-Bit Mickey, but when someone named EIGHT BIT MICKEY is way more popular and likeable than you, you… you just need to go away.

    Ugh. I’m going to go back to forgetting this wanker ever existed. Join me, won’t you?

  • http://twitter.com/kingofdoma Charles T. Arthur

    *makes it all the way through, hates Spoony and LK like he hates his drill sergeant*

    Seriously, why does anyone give a fuck about him? AT ALL? Like, he’s literally a Z-list reality star. Which means he’s just some dude who was on a video on the internet once. And not that I don’t like 8-Bit Mickey, but when someone named EIGHT BIT MICKEY is way more popular and likeable than you, you… you just need to go away.

    Ugh. I’m going to go back to forgetting this wanker ever existed. Join me, won’t you?

  • http://twitter.com/kingofdoma Charles T. Arthur

    *makes it all the way through, hates Spoony and LK like he hates his drill sergeant*

    Seriously, why does anyone give a fuck about him? AT ALL? Like, he’s literally a Z-list reality star. Which means he’s just some dude who was on a video on the internet once. And not that I don’t like 8-Bit Mickey, but when someone named EIGHT BIT MICKEY is way more popular and likeable than you, you… you just need to go away.

    Ugh. I’m going to go back to forgetting this wanker ever existed. Join me, won’t you?

  • Anonymous

    First two of minutes…more confused and disturbed than annoyed like that last BIJ.

    Next 2 minutes…O.o I…I just don’t know anymore. I will not be defeated though!

    Next few minutes…good god…how many fans does this guy think he has if his videos are like this?

    You know, this guy makes an 8 minute video of a close up of his mouth and tells trolls to get a life….the irony is astounding. And this guy has fans?…And I sat through this….people will watch anything nowadays.

  • Anonymous

    First two of minutes…more confused and disturbed than annoyed like that last BIJ.

    Next 2 minutes…O.o I…I just don’t know anymore. I will not be defeated though!

    Next few minutes…good god…how many fans does this guy think he has if his videos are like this?

    You know, this guy makes an 8 minute video of a close up of his mouth and tells trolls to get a life….the irony is astounding. And this guy has fans?…And I sat through this….people will watch anything nowadays.

  • Anonymous

    First two of minutes…more confused and disturbed than annoyed like that last BIJ.

    Next 2 minutes…O.o I…I just don’t know anymore. I will not be defeated though!

    Next few minutes…good god…how many fans does this guy think he has if his videos are like this?

    You know, this guy makes an 8 minute video of a close up of his mouth and tells trolls to get a life….the irony is astounding. And this guy has fans?…And I sat through this….people will watch anything nowadays.

  • Anonymous

    First two of minutes…more confused and disturbed than annoyed like that last BIJ.

    Next 2 minutes…O.o I…I just don’t know anymore. I will not be defeated though!

    Next few minutes…good god…how many fans does this guy think he has if his videos are like this?

    You know, this guy makes an 8 minute video of a close up of his mouth and tells trolls to get a life….the irony is astounding. And this guy has fans?…And I sat through this….people will watch anything nowadays.

  • http://www.facebook.com/kevin.mcgill2 Kevin McGill

    3:45….I can take no more!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/kevin.mcgill2 Kevin McGill

    3:45….I can take no more!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/kevin.mcgill2 Kevin McGill

    3:45….I can take no more!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/kevin.mcgill2 Kevin McGill

    3:45….I can take no more!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/kevin.mcgill2 Kevin McGill

    3:45….I can take no more!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/kevin.mcgill2 Kevin McGill

    whoops, the pain made me double post!

  • http://www.facebook.com/kevin.mcgill2 Kevin McGill

    whoops, the pain made me double post!

  • http://www.facebook.com/kevin.mcgill2 Kevin McGill

    whoops, the pain made me double post!

  • http://www.facebook.com/kevin.mcgill2 Kevin McGill

    whoops, the pain made me double post!

  • http://www.facebook.com/kevin.mcgill2 Kevin McGill

    whoops, the pain made me double post!

  • http://twitter.com/RyanPHurst Ryan Hurst

    I now feel more prepared in my job hunting skills. I also want to put my head in a bucket of ice (and later brush my teeth)

  • http://twitter.com/RyanPHurst Ryan Hurst

    I now feel more prepared in my job hunting skills. I also want to put my head in a bucket of ice (and later brush my teeth)

  • http://twitter.com/RyanPHurst Ryan Hurst

    I now feel more prepared in my job hunting skills. I also want to put my head in a bucket of ice (and later brush my teeth)

  • http://twitter.com/RyanPHurst Ryan Hurst

    I now feel more prepared in my job hunting skills. I also want to put my head in a bucket of ice (and later brush my teeth)

  • http://twitter.com/RyanPHurst Ryan Hurst

    I now feel more prepared in my job hunting skills. I also want to put my head in a bucket of ice (and later brush my teeth)

  • http://twitter.com/NoxVulpes Vanessah Howard

    I didn’t last a minute before my brain melted… @__@

  • http://twitter.com/NoxVulpes Vanessah Howard

    I didn’t last a minute before my brain melted… @__@

  • http://twitter.com/NoxVulpes Vanessah Howard

    I didn’t last a minute before my brain melted… @__@

  • http://twitter.com/NoxVulpes Vanessah Howard

    I didn’t last a minute before my brain melted… @__@

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Filipe-Isabelinho/100000173498272 Filipe Isabelinho

    no no no no no NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Filipe-Isabelinho/100000173498272 Filipe Isabelinho

    no no no no no NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Filipe-Isabelinho/100000173498272 Filipe Isabelinho

    no no no no no NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Filipe-Isabelinho/100000173498272 Filipe Isabelinho

    no no no no no NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001776876807 Lars Sørensen

    37 seconds

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001776876807 Lars Sørensen

    37 seconds

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001776876807 Lars Sørensen

    37 seconds

  • Anonymous

    Don’t need more Bij. This was awful enough. x.x

    DEAR SWEET GOODS WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

    I have to go scrub my face off to distract myself from the mental anguish that caused me…

  • http://twitter.com/Jamvaan James Rood

    3:00

    Fuck this crazy asshole

  • http://twitter.com/MAX_TORR Jesus Andrade

    how dare you Spoony!!!??
    how dare you?!
    5 sec.

  • http://twitter.com/mollemannen123 carl

    watched trough the whole thing. i do however don’t feel like a mighty klingon warrior. i feel very unclean and sick.

  • Anonymous

    Good Lord… Just like this dudes mother, I took it in, in small segments (bitch be tight yo!). I got through it. Wow… that was the worst BIJ yet. LK, Spoony, you almost had me with this one, but my will can not be broken! Mwahaha! bring on more…. just, no more of this guy. It wasn’t as bad as the others I don’t think, it was more boring than anything I thought…. I think my hair turned white…

  • Anonymous

    Good Lord… Just like this dudes mother, I took it in, in small segments (bitch be tight yo!). I got through it. Wow… that was the worst BIJ yet. LK, Spoony, you almost had me with this one, but my will can not be broken! Mwahaha! bring on more…. just, no more of this guy. It wasn’t as bad as the others I don’t think, it was more boring than anything I thought…. I think my hair turned white…

  • Anonymous

    Good Lord… Just like this dudes mother, I took it in, in small segments (bitch be tight yo!). I got through it. Wow… that was the worst BIJ yet. LK, Spoony, you almost had me with this one, but my will can not be broken! Mwahaha! bring on more…. just, no more of this guy. It wasn’t as bad as the others I don’t think, it was more boring than anything I thought…. I think my hair turned white…

  • Anonymous

    Good Lord… Just like this dudes mother, I took it in, in small segments (bitch be tight yo!). I got through it. Wow… that was the worst BIJ yet. LK, Spoony, you almost had me with this one, but my will can not be broken! Mwahaha! bring on more…. just, no more of this guy. It wasn’t as bad as the others I don’t think, it was more boring than anything I thought…. I think my hair turned white…

  • Anonymous

    Good Lord… Just like this dudes mother, I took it in, in small segments (bitch be tight yo!). I got through it. Wow… that was the worst BIJ yet. LK, Spoony, you almost had me with this one, but my will can not be broken! Mwahaha! bring on more…. just, no more of this guy. It wasn’t as bad as the others I don’t think, it was more boring than anything I thought…. I think my hair turned white…

  • TheNumberOneShmuck

    I made it all the way through. God dammit I made it all the way through. I wish I hadn’t. I’ve never felt more capable of taking a human life. If I must experience Bij any worse than this, then I’m afraid even I will not be able to endure. MIND-MELTING PAIN.

  • TheNumberOneShmuck

    I made it all the way through. God dammit I made it all the way through. I wish I hadn’t. I’ve never felt more capable of taking a human life. If I must experience Bij any worse than this, then I’m afraid even I will not be able to endure. MIND-MELTING PAIN.

  • http://twitter.com/AlexieltheGREAT Alexiel Guterriez

    I have conquered Bij. Bring forth the next challenge!

  • http://twitter.com/AlexieltheGREAT Alexiel Guterriez

    I have conquered Bij. Bring forth the next challenge!

  • Bandyman

    My brain imploded shortly after the first min… Don’t ask howd i sadmjkfajkdfsfmnfbkj e *drooool*

  • Anonymous

    My ass hurts….it actually hurts.

    If it get’s any worse, they’ll find me in a corner muttering “IA, SHUB NIGGURATH!” before long…

  • Anonymous

    I made it to 1 minute 59 seconds… kudos Spoony, you broke me and now I am weak. BUT!!! I will get strong again and come back to face the challenge of BIJ!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_BNPJSMPZAX22DV3CHBS3JCYTPM JoshR

    *rithes on the grown, gnashing teeth.* THIS!!! THIS HUUUURTS!!! GOD I DIDNT KNOW!!! I TAKE IT ALL BACK!!!! I PROMISE TO BE GOOD!!! JUST MAKE IT STOP!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001547391197 Derek Perkins

    AHHHHH!!!! I don’t know which is more pathetic: That I wanted to continue testing my mental stability or that my internet connection is actually procrastinating… Strange…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001547391197 Derek Perkins

    AHHHHH!!!! I don’t know which is more pathetic: That I wanted to continue testing my mental stability or that my internet connection is actually procrastinating… Strange…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001547391197 Derek Perkins

    AHHHHH!!!! I don’t know which is more pathetic: That I wanted to continue testing my mental stability or that my internet connection is actually procrastinating… Strange…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001547391197 Derek Perkins

    AHHHHH!!!! I don’t know which is more pathetic: That I wanted to continue testing my mental stability or that my internet connection is actually procrastinating… Strange…

  • http://www.cuteoverload.com Jacob Barnes

    Your new color scheme is BIJ enough for me. This webzone needs a revamp stat son!

  • http://www.cuteoverload.com Jacob Barnes

    Your new color scheme is BIJ enough for me. This webzone needs a revamp stat son!

  • http://www.cuteoverload.com Jacob Barnes

    Your new color scheme is BIJ enough for me. This webzone needs a revamp stat son!

  • http://www.cuteoverload.com Jacob Barnes

    Your new color scheme is BIJ enough for me. This webzone needs a revamp stat son!

  • http://twitter.com/Leeatard Lee Mangrum

    I lasted about a minute. Oy.

  • http://twitter.com/Leeatard Lee Mangrum

    I lasted about a minute. Oy.

  • http://twitter.com/SteveJones313 Steven Caulfield

    What the hell is Jack Black’s ugly brother doing? *someone whispers in my ear*…what…that’s BigFazeek?!

    I see. Well…oh fuck it, the guy is bat shit crazy and he needs help, preferably in the form of medication and people expertly trained in the field of psychology.

  • http://twitter.com/SteveJones313 Steven Caulfield

    What the hell is Jack Black’s ugly brother doing? *someone whispers in my ear*…what…that’s BigFazeek?!

    I see. Well…oh fuck it, the guy is bat shit crazy and he needs help, preferably in the form of medication and people expertly trained in the field of psychology.

  • http://twitter.com/SteveJones313 Steven Caulfield

    What the hell is Jack Black’s ugly brother doing? *someone whispers in my ear*…what…that’s BigFazeek?!

    I see. Well…oh fuck it, the guy is bat shit crazy and he needs help, preferably in the form of medication and people expertly trained in the field of psychology.

  • Anonymous

    Hahaha. Weak earthlings. I have seen much of the horrible landscape known as the internet, and believe me, it was just sad and pathetic.

  • Anonymous

    Hahaha. Weak earthlings. I have seen much of the horrible landscape known as the internet, and believe me, it was just sad and pathetic.

  • Anonymous

    Hahaha. Weak earthlings. I have seen much of the horrible landscape known as the internet, and believe me, it was just sad and pathetic.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nick-Stinchcombe/1037472805 Nick Stinchcombe

    WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY BRAIN?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nick-Stinchcombe/1037472805 Nick Stinchcombe

    WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY BRAIN?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nick-Stinchcombe/1037472805 Nick Stinchcombe

    WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY BRAIN?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!

  • http://twitter.com/Maleficious Richard Von Hendy

    No, not the Bij! NOT THE BIJ! AHHHHH, IT’S IN MY EYES!

    But as for the video, OH MY GOD HE’S GOING TO EAT US! RUN!

  • Anonymous

    I kinda feel betrayed that you would sink to the level of internet people doing weird shit. This was annoying, Avril Lavigne was down right hurtful and this was not worthy of the other two Spoony bij challenges. Just my thoughts of course and I look forward to the next Bij.

  • Anonymous

    I kinda feel betrayed that you would sink to the level of internet people doing weird shit. This was annoying, Avril Lavigne was down right hurtful and this was not worthy of the other two Spoony bij challenges. Just my thoughts of course and I look forward to the next Bij.

  • Anonymous

    I watched about a minute an then just skipped through parts of it amazed the entire thing was the guys mouth rambling for like 15 minutes. So I guess Klingon guy wins maybe. But yeah listening to some guy on drugs ramble is one of the most pointless boring things ever haha.

  • Anonymous

    I watched about a minute an then just skipped through parts of it amazed the entire thing was the guys mouth rambling for like 15 minutes. So I guess Klingon guy wins maybe. But yeah listening to some guy on drugs ramble is one of the most pointless boring things ever haha.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Terri-Wanger/504616660 Terri Wanger

    o.O I feel molested by this video. I never ever ever wanted to be this close to some stranger’s mouth. Maaaan. . . . . . Give more BIJ, the pain makes me forget the previous.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Terri-Wanger/504616660 Terri Wanger

    o.O I feel molested by this video. I never ever ever wanted to be this close to some stranger’s mouth. Maaaan. . . . . . Give more BIJ, the pain makes me forget the previous.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Terri-Wanger/504616660 Terri Wanger

    o.O I feel molested by this video. I never ever ever wanted to be this close to some stranger’s mouth. Maaaan. . . . . . Give more BIJ, the pain makes me forget the previous.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Terri-Wanger/504616660 Terri Wanger

    o.O I feel molested by this video. I never ever ever wanted to be this close to some stranger’s mouth. Maaaan. . . . . . Give more BIJ, the pain makes me forget the previous.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Terri-Wanger/504616660 Terri Wanger

    o.O I feel molested by this video. I never ever ever wanted to be this close to some stranger’s mouth. Maaaan. . . . . . Give more BIJ, the pain makes me forget the previous.

  • Anonymous

    Qapla!

  • Anonymous

    Qapla!

  • Anonymous

    Qapla!

  • Anonymous

    Qapla!

  • Anonymous

    Qapla!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kelli-Corey/100000655764891 Kelli Corey

    AAAAaaaaugh that’s a video you’ll need to shower to remove the icky after watching. *shudders* I think I know what my nightmares will be populated tonight X(

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kelli-Corey/100000655764891 Kelli Corey

    AAAAaaaaugh that’s a video you’ll need to shower to remove the icky after watching. *shudders* I think I know what my nightmares will be populated tonight X(

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kelli-Corey/100000655764891 Kelli Corey

    AAAAaaaaugh that’s a video you’ll need to shower to remove the icky after watching. *shudders* I think I know what my nightmares will be populated tonight X(

  • http://www.facebook.com/nate.pyrokai Nate Ashton

    I made it? Oh god I made it! I feel like In conquer anything now!

  • http://www.facebook.com/nate.pyrokai Nate Ashton

    I made it? Oh god I made it! I feel like In conquer anything now!

  • http://www.facebook.com/nate.pyrokai Nate Ashton

    I made it? Oh god I made it! I feel like In conquer anything now!

  • http://www.facebook.com/nate.pyrokai Nate Ashton

    I made it? Oh god I made it! I feel like In conquer anything now!

  • https://me.yahoo.com/a/REhHE7cxypvGoMiGoJa2sZnR1D8.ni5W#d69b3 Rosewind

    TOO CLOSE! TOO CLOSE! SAFEWORD!

    … and yet I made it all the way through.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mike-Buckley/1753740736 Mike Buckley

    “Get a life…some responsibilities, pay some bills, get out of your mom’s house, stop trolling all day…”

    This from a dude with 50 unopened Gears of War figs in his background? That’s like me talking shit about Spoony and the Cinema snob cause they watch shitty movies.

  • Anonymous

    That’s alright, its not like the last Rebuary video is three weeks overdue or anything.
    Oh, wait…

    • Anonymous

      Oh layoff he’s had a bad couple of weeks and he is just finally pulling himself back together.

      • Anonymous

        Wait, what happened? I’m a bit outta the loop

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=59504418 Andrew Christianson

          There’s a thread in the forums. That’s all you need to know.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=59504418 Andrew Christianson

          There’s a thread in the forums. That’s all you need to know.

      • Anonymous

        Wait, what happened? I’m a bit outta the loop

      • Anonymous

        Ah, I see it now. That’s totally understandable then. I guess that’s what I get for not checking the forum.

    • Anonymous

      Oh layoff he’s had a bad couple of weeks and he is just finally pulling himself back together.

    • Anonymous

      Oh layoff he’s had a bad couple of weeks and he is just finally pulling himself back together.

    • Anonymous

      Oh layoff he’s had a bad couple of weeks and he is just finally pulling himself back together.

    • Anonymous

      Oh layoff he’s had a bad couple of weeks and he is just finally pulling himself back together.

  • Anonymous

    That’s alright, its not like the last Rebuary video is three weeks overdue or anything.
    Oh, wait…

  • Anonymous

    Can I get some spinach over here so I can punch this guy through a window before he starts singing “Science Fiction Double Feature”?

    • http://www.facebook.com/kevin.mcgill2 Kevin McGill

      I’m tempted to actually re-edit it as such.

    • http://www.facebook.com/kevin.mcgill2 Kevin McGill

      I’m tempted to actually re-edit it as such.

    • http://www.facebook.com/kevin.mcgill2 Kevin McGill

      I’m tempted to actually re-edit it as such.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rex-Samuel-Moyer/1369147824 Rex Samuel Moyer

    1:47
    double sorry

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rex-Samuel-Moyer/1369147824 Rex Samuel Moyer

    1:47
    double sorry

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rex-Samuel-Moyer/1369147824 Rex Samuel Moyer

    1:47
    double sorry

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rex-Samuel-Moyer/1369147824 Rex Samuel Moyer

    1:47
    double sorry

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rex-Samuel-Moyer/1369147824 Rex Samuel Moyer

    1:47
    as far as I got. Celine Dion had nothing on this Spoony.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rex-Samuel-Moyer/1369147824 Rex Samuel Moyer

    1:47
    as far as I got. Celine Dion had nothing on this Spoony.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rex-Samuel-Moyer/1369147824 Rex Samuel Moyer

    1:47
    as far as I got. Celine Dion had nothing on this Spoony.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rex-Samuel-Moyer/1369147824 Rex Samuel Moyer

    1:47
    as far as I got. Celine Dion had nothing on this Spoony.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Mangamad Michael Tsang

    *wole* Huh….is the Bji over? -,-

  • http://www.facebook.com/Mangamad Michael Tsang

    *wole* Huh….is the Bji over? -,-

  • http://www.facebook.com/Mangamad Michael Tsang

    *wole* Huh….is the Bji over? -,-

  • http://www.facebook.com/Mangamad Michael Tsang

    *wole* Huh….is the Bji over? -,-

  • http://twitter.com/Seveleniumus Tamsos Valdovas

    Pretty horrible, I would honestly watch Salo, Serbsky Film and then Human Centipede in one sit than this.

  • http://twitter.com/Seveleniumus Tamsos Valdovas

    Pretty horrible, I would honestly watch Salo, Serbsky Film and then Human Centipede in one sit than this.

  • destro9

    Ha the original video was removed from Youtube.

  • destro9

    Ha the original video was removed from Youtube.

  • Tansunn

    This video made me want to punch him in the mouth, because apparently the rest of him isn’t worth filming.

    Also, I was half-expecting to see that goddamn Friday song.

  • Tansunn

    This video made me want to punch him in the mouth, because apparently the rest of him isn’t worth filming.

    Also, I was half-expecting to see that goddamn Friday song.

  • http://twitter.com/DeliriumEx David T. Drolet

    kill me now

  • http://twitter.com/DeliriumEx David T. Drolet

    kill me now

  • http://twitter.com/Deimos1984ad GuilTron

    Uh……um…….what?…….why?? what in…? I can take that BIJ but….I question this guy.

  • http://twitter.com/Deimos1984ad GuilTron

    Uh……um…….what?…….why?? what in…? I can take that BIJ but….I question this guy.

  • http://twitter.com/CommissarJR Josh R

    That wasn’t that bad, it was actually funny.(In a “Dear God I wanna punch you” kind of way)
    Come on Spoony! Give us something good!…In a bad way…if that makes sense.

  • http://twitter.com/CommissarJR Josh R

    That wasn’t that bad, it was actually funny.(In a “Dear God I wanna punch you” kind of way)
    Come on Spoony! Give us something good!…In a bad way…if that makes sense.

  • http://twitter.com/CommissarJR Josh R

    That wasn’t that bad, it was actually funny.(In a “Dear God I wanna punch you” kind of way)
    Come on Spoony! Give us something good!…In a bad way…if that makes sense.

  • http://twitter.com/CommissarJR Josh R

    That wasn’t that bad, it was actually funny.(In a “Dear God I wanna punch you” kind of way)
    Come on Spoony! Give us something good!…In a bad way…if that makes sense.

  • http://twitter.com/bzide Barry

    What a waste of time.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=802975065 Duane Van Norden

    hmm.. annoying.. but not a hard Bij.

  • Anonymous

    Scumbag already removed it from his youtube account? Apparently another of his psychic episodes. To me it’s very hard, because I know something about this madman – when you find out who it is and listen to the audio on Lordkat’s site, it gets so much worse. Aaaargh.

  • http://www.spazoutloud.com/ SpazOutLoud

    Holy crap the site banner is huge!!

    With that out of the way….

    I deal with people like this guy everyday. I just got home from work, I don’t want to hear this shit again. I was able to sit through it though.

    What a waste of title card this guy has.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/George-Rosenbaum/100001387887487 George Rosenbaum

    The pain really starts when he pulls the webcam up to his mouth and UNLEASHES TORTURE!

    WHAT ARE YOU?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/George-Rosenbaum/100001387887487 George Rosenbaum

    The pain really starts when he pulls the webcam up to his mouth and UNLEASHES TORTURE!

    WHAT ARE YOU?

  • Anonymous

    Why do I feel like I’m watching The Amazing Atheist trying to sing all of a sudden?

    • Anonymous

      Yes. Yes he is.

  • Anonymous

    Wow, dude, get a fucking tripod. Seriously, why is he holding the camera in his face (and way too close, no less)?

  • Anonymous

    Wow, dude, get a fucking tripod. Seriously, why is he holding the camera in his face (and way too close, no less)?

  • Anonymous

    Wow, dude, get a fucking tripod. Seriously, why is he holding the camera in his face (and way too close, no less)?

  • Anonymous

    OH DEAR GOD!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    OH DEAR GOD!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    OH DEAR GOD!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    I’m not sure if this counts, but while I let the video play all the way through, and I heard everything, I was browsing other windows, so I wasn’t staring at the guy’s mouth for ten minutes. Maybe I experienced BIJ?

  • Anonymous

    I’m not sure if this counts, but while I let the video play all the way through, and I heard everything, I was browsing other windows, so I wasn’t staring at the guy’s mouth for ten minutes. Maybe I experienced BIJ?

  • Anonymous

    I’m not sure if this counts, but while I let the video play all the way through, and I heard everything, I was browsing other windows, so I wasn’t staring at the guy’s mouth for ten minutes. Maybe I experienced BIJ?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kenneth-John-Taylor/839205050 Kenneth John Taylor

    I think you’re confusing “Bij” with “Boring”.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_BRMAAWPW7VB7V7QGCKZRVHRKMQ Teigh

    He needs to back off the mike, I can smell his shit breath through my speakers.

  • Anonymous

    with the invention of video uploading came an era of stupidity unseen before.

  • Anonymous

    with the invention of video uploading came an era of stupidity unseen before.

  • Anonymous

    with the invention of video uploading came an era of stupidity unseen before.

  • Anonymous

    with the invention of video uploading came an era of stupidity unseen before.

  • Anonymous

    with the invention of video uploading came an era of stupidity unseen before.

  • Anonymous

    with the invention of video uploading came an era of stupidity unseen before.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001218463429 Tim House

    Let me guess, level five is listening to 3 seconds of Justin Beiber? I don’t think my mind could take that!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001218463429 Tim House

    Let me guess, level five is listening to 3 seconds of Justin Beiber? I don’t think my mind could take that!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001218463429 Tim House

    Let me guess, level five is listening to 3 seconds of Justin Beiber? I don’t think my mind could take that!

  • Anonymous

    “Urge to Kill… rising”

    To be honest, after this BIJ, another began. “You Gotta LOL” with that annoying mom comedian, cuz she’s talking right now as I write this comment and it is probably just as bad as listening to Big Fazeek.

    • Anonymous

      Every time I hear that “comedy club” music for the stupid “you gotta lol” commercials, I rage hard.

    • Anonymous

      Every time I hear that “comedy club” music for the stupid “you gotta lol” commercials, I rage hard.

    • Anonymous

      Every time I hear that “comedy club” music for the stupid “you gotta lol” commercials, I rage hard.

    • Anonymous

      I hear you. That godawful Kraft Foods comedienne… though this was still the toughest Bij yet.

      • Anonymous

        Ad Blocker Plus, baby.

  • Anonymous

    “Urge to Kill… rising”

    To be honest, after this BIJ, another began. “You Gotta LOL” with that annoying mom comedian, cuz she’s talking right now as I write this comment and it is probably just as bad as listening to Big Fazeek.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Worknagar Justin Work

    Wow…applause, Spoony…I actually couldn’t finish this one. I can’t imagine how the next could POSSIBLY be worse (he said, tempting fate…).

  • http://www.facebook.com/Worknagar Justin Work

    Wow…applause, Spoony…I actually couldn’t finish this one. I can’t imagine how the next could POSSIBLY be worse (he said, tempting fate…).

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_NUL32EWO35AGHMCB67WAPAA3SM chaindog_2003

    Wow, that was actually painful. I sat through the Celine Dion and Avril whatever, but I had to skip around in this video. Make Nash watch this video. If we have to hurt, then so does he.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jeremiah-Davison/513151661 Jeremiah Davison

    No worse than a Jack Black movie. Keep it coming, weakling.

  • Anonymous

    I failed before the video even started; the advertising got me.

  • Anonymous

    I failed before the video even started; the advertising got me.

  • http://twitter.com/Pirate_Mike Michael James Orton

    Does this asshole ever stop to breathe?

  • Anonymous

    Dammit Spoony! That one almost broke me, but I survived to fight another day. Bring on more you PetaQ pussy!

  • Anonymous

    Dammit Spoony! That one almost broke me, but I survived to fight another day. Bring on more you PetaQ pussy!

  • http://www.facebook.com/lazarus.maxwell Lazarus Maxwell

    One second…one freaking second.I couldn’t take it anymore his voice near the end made me want to listen to my valley girl neighbor talk about her dog. He will haunt my nightmares from now on

  • http://www.facebook.com/lazarus.maxwell Lazarus Maxwell

    One second…one freaking second.I couldn’t take it anymore his voice near the end made me want to listen to my valley girl neighbor talk about her dog. He will haunt my nightmares from now on

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kyle-Wolslagel/100001528473938 Kyle Wolslagel

    Oh my god…

  • The Incomparible Mevi

    Oh my. This is bad. Worse than Chris Tucker bad. Worse than Avril Lavigne bad. I was honestly afraid before pressing the play button. I think 20 years have been shaved off my life. That’s okay, they’re the worst years anyway. What’s next?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kyle-Wolslagel/100001528473938 Kyle Wolslagel

    I couldn’t take it. I’m sorry, I tried cutting to the end after 2 minutes. BUT HE KEPT GOING!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jarrod-Eagle/790823078 Jarrod Eagle

    By the throne, it was fine until 2 minutes, heck I was thinking it was now where near as bad as the previous Bij’s. Then the singing was agonizing, then the bitching began. Had to stop, would help the tiniest fraction if he knew what the hell he was doing with his camera. gah! I refuse to give into this level of Bij.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jarrod-Eagle/790823078 Jarrod Eagle

    By the throne, it was fine until 2 minutes, heck I was thinking it was now where near as bad as the previous Bij’s. Then the singing was agonizing, then the bitching began. Had to stop, would help the tiniest fraction if he knew what the hell he was doing with his camera. gah! I refuse to give into this level of Bij.

  • Anonymous

    So it’s true… it’s all true… LordKat DID break Bigfazeek.

  • Anonymous

    So it’s true… it’s all true… LordKat DID break Bigfazeek.

  • http://twitter.com/TheShal Shal

    I have once again defeated your Bij Noah. I demand you try harder next time.

  • http://twitter.com/TheShal Shal

    I have once again defeated your Bij Noah. I demand you try harder next time.

  • http://twitter.com/TheShal Shal

    I have once again defeated your Bij Noah. I demand you try harder next time.

  • http://twitter.com/TheShal Shal

    I have once again defeated your Bij Noah. I demand you try harder next time.

  • http://twitter.com/TheShal Shal

    I have once again defeated your Bij Noah. I demand you try harder next time.

  • http://twitter.com/companionlessdr Companionless Doctor

    I did it… I’m not sure how but I survived… but at what cost? I didn’t break, but yet I leave this video a broken man…

  • Anonymous

    I’ve never wanted to chuck my computer out the window more fervently in my life. I desperately need to punch that guy in the face- it’s now an impulse stronger than my very will to live. BUT I BEAT YOU, NOAH! No amount of Bij can stop me!

  • Anonymous

    That is what a mental breakdown looks like.

  • http://www.penrefe.com/ Penrefe

    My brain just melted. This Bij almost beat me, but I saw it through and feel I have come out the other side better for it.

  • http://www.penrefe.com/ Penrefe

    My brain just melted. This Bij almost beat me, but I saw it through and feel I have come out the other side better for it.

  • http://robin-adams.livejournal.com/ Robin

    Celine Dion needs to cover that song.

  • http://robin-adams.livejournal.com/ Robin

    Celine Dion needs to cover that song.

  • http://authenticgeek247.blogspot.com Jonathan Toderian

    That one almost broke me, but I got thru it with just a little bit of my willpower to spare. *deep breath* Bring it, Spoony!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1612511873 Gerald Bazillion

    …. the fuck?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matthew-Raizoku/710678347 Matthew Raizoku

    Oh god I wonder why people troll him, I’m half way through and my brain is having a fit.

  • Poipoi

    Leave it to LordKat to find something THAT horrible for Bij. lol

  • Poipoi

    Leave it to LordKat to find something THAT horrible for Bij. lol

  • Anonymous

    Oh wow, there’s actually a Chris-chan wannabe out there. (Just typing that sentence makes me depressed.)

    Anyway, my brain is too calloused to be affected too much by that. Try again.

  • Anonymous

    Oh wow, there’s actually a Chris-chan wannabe out there. (Just typing that sentence makes me depressed.)

    Anyway, my brain is too calloused to be affected too much by that. Try again.

  • http://twitter.com/BryonyMorey Bryony Morey

    It was funny untill he brought the camera up to his mouth- that freaked me out *shudder* Did anyone else think he looked a bit like Lenpator?

    • Anonymous

      In a bizzaro universe where superman was the demon-spawn child of Stephanie Meyer and Stephen King? … yes, he does look a bit like Lanipator.

    • Anonymous

      In a bizzaro universe where superman was the demon-spawn child of Stephanie Meyer and Stephen King? … yes, he does look a bit like Lanipator.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Travis-Raymond/1795857123 Travis Raymond

    I imagine this song being sung to a very frightened female victim tied up in his basement dry well. Shhh…Shhh…it’ll be okay, just put the lotion back in the basket.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Travis-Raymond/1795857123 Travis Raymond

    Forgiveful man is forgiveful

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adrian-Białocki/100000568685725 Adrian Białocki

    I got throu the other ones but i pussied out at like 1:30 on this one… i just dont got the balls for this xD

  • Anonymous

    Oh shit… I don’t think I can make it, I can’t hold on… Phew it’s over, thank you, thank you, thank you. Phew, I think I need to have a break before the next round…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=783303108 Anonymous

    He speaks to my heart and soul! I must subscribe to him now!

  • http://www.facebook.com/agaerlan Aldric Gaerlan

    7 minutes into this and I am begging for this man to stop. Celine Dion butchering a metal song was one thing. No normal person should endure this madness.

  • http://www.facebook.com/agaerlan Aldric Gaerlan

    7 minutes into this and I am begging for this man to stop. Celine Dion butchering a metal song was one thing. No normal person should endure this madness.

  • Anonymous

    … the fuck?

    It just… I have never ever been happy to see the commercials that come on at the end of the blip videos before. Now I know that horror.

    Personally, I had to stop watching at 1:50 because honestly this was more painful than watching a TNAimpact segment on EV 2.0 (which I NEVER thought I would say), but I did manage to skip through the rest – just due to the fact that I was literally stunned into incomprehension at what I was seeing – and I heard the word ‘troll’ probably around 1, 2, 3… 70 times. I have no idea if this man’s vids are a malicious intent at mindrape or not, but the literal beginning of the net terminology “troll” was probably used in describing people like this.

    I have no idea why I keep watching these Bij segments. The name alone means I’m going to suffer! It’s spelt out in clear, bold, red (ironically) letters! Why the hell do I keep trying to put myself through something worse than a punishment described in the Popol Vuh?

    … damn you, Spoony…

  • Anonymous

    … the fuck?

    It just… I have never ever been happy to see the commercials that come on at the end of the blip videos before. Now I know that horror.

    Personally, I had to stop watching at 1:50 because honestly this was more painful than watching a TNAimpact segment on EV 2.0 (which I NEVER thought I would say), but I did manage to skip through the rest – just due to the fact that I was literally stunned into incomprehension at what I was seeing – and I heard the word ‘troll’ probably around 1, 2, 3… 70 times. I have no idea if this man’s vids are a malicious intent at mindrape or not, but the literal beginning of the net terminology “troll” was probably used in describing people like this.

    I have no idea why I keep watching these Bij segments. The name alone means I’m going to suffer! It’s spelt out in clear, bold, red (ironically) letters! Why the hell do I keep trying to put myself through something worse than a punishment described in the Popol Vuh?

    … damn you, Spoony…

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_S2UG632H55PI352IJ677VP3GJU Daniel Opel

    Now THAT’S what I call Bij!

    (Seriously, what the heck was that?! It’s creeping me out Oo !)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Sterczala/100000228614393 Adam Sterczala

    The hell? Why do i feel like i was raped and…what was Lordcat doing in that video anyway?

    • Anonymous

      That wasn’t LordKaT, that’s Big Fazeek. See Festivus Miracle Encounter or the Big Fazeek wiki on LordKaT’s website for the full story.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Sterczala/100000228614393 Adam Sterczala

        I know it wasn’t Lordkat. 9_9

    • Anonymous

      That wasn’t LordKaT, that’s Big Fazeek. See Festivus Miracle Encounter or the Big Fazeek wiki on LordKaT’s website for the full story.

  • http://twitter.com/shadowbird712 Jeremy K.

    *a la Chris Jericho* You call that BIJ? That’s just a whining of a pathetic assclown who couldn’t hack it on the internet, who let the trolls break him down. You can’t break me with your attempts at BIJ, because I am the best there is at what I do. Watching videos for entertainment.

    *as himself*
    In all seriousness, that was pathetic. I facepalmed at the extreme close-up, but stuck it out through the end (at least, audibly). But I will neeeeeeeeeeever. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER. Watch anything Big Fazeek. AGAIN.

  • http://twitter.com/shadowbird712 Jeremy K.

    *a la Chris Jericho* You call that BIJ? That’s just a whining of a pathetic assclown who couldn’t hack it on the internet, who let the trolls break him down. You can’t break me with your attempts at BIJ, because I am the best there is at what I do. Watching videos for entertainment.

    *as himself*
    In all seriousness, that was pathetic. I facepalmed at the extreme close-up, but stuck it out through the end (at least, audibly). But I will neeeeeeeeeeever. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER. Watch anything Big Fazeek. AGAIN.

  • Anonymous

    meh, that was more annoying then torture. Don’t get me wrong Kathless would have killed this guy in two seconds.. but turn it up a notch spoony! I half expected the black eyed peas playing superbowl halftime, or heck maybe this… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5INc0Petq8 :3

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=753345456 Octo Seven

    Not half as harsh as Celine Dion but still harsh

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=753345456 Octo Seven

    Not half as harsh as Celine Dion but still harsh

  • http://twitter.com/TripleM88 Triple M

    who is this annoying asshole and why the fuck is his stupid shit posted here?!

  • http://twitter.com/TripleM88 Triple M

    who is this annoying asshole and why the fuck is his stupid shit posted here?!

  • http://twitter.com/ColdRoland David Klemens

    The fuck…what was that?

    Oh and about one and a half minutes… O.o

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Corey-Felton/712582648 Corey Felton

    I watched the whole thing. I am now sterile.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Corey-Felton/712582648 Corey Felton

    Double Post Fail.

  • Anonymous

    to the lookers and the watchers!

  • Anonymous

    to the lookers and the watchers!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ID5XI3LXVGIVLT2SB72NEOE56U travis

    See i made it all the way through the first two no problem, but this was angering as much as boring i turned it off after about a minute. i am not a klingon warrior

  • Anonymous

    Go out, find a girl, knock her up!

    That’s just bad D:

  • http://www.facebook.com/craig.robert Craig Robert

    I guess sometimes you really do just have to sing what your feeling, very Randy Newman-esk… but seriously, it started out kinda funny but got extremely creepy/annoying when he started to sing with his mouth right in front of the camera… I made it through though so i guess I’m still a Klingon Warrior….*Phew*

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jg-te-Molder/100001503808332 J.g. te Molder

    I managed 15 seconds.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jg-te-Molder/100001503808332 J.g. te Molder

    I managed 15 seconds.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jg-te-Molder/100001503808332 J.g. te Molder

    I managed 15 seconds.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/4CPIYKV74IPY6222XLIJL2AIDY Samuelsson fishing seabass

    this site is turning to shit.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/4CPIYKV74IPY6222XLIJL2AIDY Samuelsson fishing seabass

    this site is turning to shit.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lou-C-Fher/100001714235794 Lou C. Fher

    You Want BIJ….. Here’s some REAL BIJ!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

    HA HA HA HA HAAAAA

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lou-C-Fher/100001714235794 Lou C. Fher

    You Want BIJ….. Here’s some REAL BIJ!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

    HA HA HA HA HAAAAA

  • Anonymous

    I failed. 5 minutes 38 seconds.

    That was a low blow, Spoony. Very low.

  • Anonymous

    This Bij was a cakewalk compared to the last one. I’d rather listen to this guy all day rather than listen to Celine Dion for five minutes.

  • http://www.facebook.com/alv.rehnberg Alv Rehnberg

    I feel… violated. This video is very similar to something you make when you’re bored but you NEVER post it anywhere. Like when you were little and taped your “beautiful” singing on tape just because you could but it was never supposed to be heard.

  • http://www.facebook.com/alv.rehnberg Alv Rehnberg

    I feel… violated. This video is very similar to something you make when you’re bored but you NEVER post it anywhere. Like when you were little and taped your “beautiful” singing on tape just because you could but it was never supposed to be heard.

  • http://www.facebook.com/alv.rehnberg Alv Rehnberg

    I feel… violated. This video is very similar to something you make when you’re bored but you NEVER post it anywhere. Like when you were little and taped your “beautiful” singing on tape just because you could but it was never supposed to be heard.

  • http://twitter.com/anceldelambert Aaron Kerr

    KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!
    Oh god, shutupshutupshutupshutpshutupshutupshutupSHUTUP!
    I hate him, I hate this whinny manchild. I hate the complete and utter lack of respect he has for other people by making us look at his ugly mouth for ten minutes, I hate the lack of self-awareness that compels him to inward-sing his entire rambling nonsense, I hate his inability to comprehend that only hipsters “like” him and that he is friendless, I hate how he is incapable of realizing that “knocking a girl up” is NOT a method of being a productive member of the community and that “bills and mortgages” are the product of soulless corporate zombies, just like him! I hate him, I hate his stupid face, I hate his stupid voice, I hate his soulless husk! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

  • http://twitter.com/Claim_remy Clément Remy

    well, that was annoying …

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=521140658 Randy Grant

    Wow… That… That was Bij. I survived. I am a true Klingon warrior now. One could not survive this bij and not be.

  • Anonymous

    This is where I failed. Too painfull.

  • Anonymous

    This is where I failed. Too painfull.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jacob-Carpenter/1500543164 Jacob Carpenter

    I made it about a minute in, up till the extreme closeup of his mouth. The sound of his smacking lips was far too much for me to handle.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jacob-Carpenter/1500543164 Jacob Carpenter

    I made it about a minute in, up till the extreme closeup of his mouth. The sound of his smacking lips was far too much for me to handle.

  • http://www.facebook.com/NoctumRaven Erin Kollar

    Holy shit, it’s like it would never EVER end. But it did. I’m a changed woman now.

  • http://www.facebook.com/NoctumRaven Erin Kollar

    Holy shit, it’s like it would never EVER end. But it did. I’m a changed woman now.

  • Anonymous

    Everyone has the right to have a mental breakdown. I just can’t make up my mind if it’s this guy having the breakdown or me after watching this video: After about 8 mins my mind reached critical mass and formed the mental equivalent of a quantum singularity.

  • http://twitter.com/VelvetTea Samantha T

    I gave out after 7 minutes of BIJ! Damn you lordkat.

  • http://twitter.com/VelvetTea Samantha T

    I gave out after 7 minutes of BIJ! Damn you lordkat.

  • http://twitter.com/VelvetTea Samantha T

    I gave out after 7 minutes of BIJ! Damn you lordkat.

  • http://twitter.com/VelvetTea Samantha T

    I gave out after 7 minutes of BIJ! Damn you lordkat.

  • ORCACommander

    ok that was creeepy

  • ORCACommander

    ok that was creeepy

  • ORCACommander

    ok that was creeepy

  • ORCACommander

    ok that was creeepy

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kuroi-Garuga/100002190932608 Kuroi Garuga

    Dammit guy! 4 minutes!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kuroi-Garuga/100002190932608 Kuroi Garuga

    Dammit guy! 4 minutes!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kuroi-Garuga/100002190932608 Kuroi Garuga

    Dammit guy! 4 minutes!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kuroi-Garuga/100002190932608 Kuroi Garuga

    Dammit guy! 4 minutes!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kuroi-Garuga/100002190932608 Kuroi Garuga

    Dammit Guy!
    4 Minutes of BIj before I saw that it was almost 10 minutes!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kuroi-Garuga/100002190932608 Kuroi Garuga

    Dammit Guy!
    4 Minutes of BIj before I saw that it was almost 10 minutes!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kuroi-Garuga/100002190932608 Kuroi Garuga

    Dammit Guy!
    4 Minutes of BIj before I saw that it was almost 10 minutes!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=40703632 Andrew Hess

    Pah! a less than worthy effort! I await your next Bij, Spoon man.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=40703632 Andrew Hess

    Pah! a less than worthy effort! I await your next Bij, Spoon man.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=40703632 Andrew Hess

    Pah! a less than worthy effort! I await your next Bij, Spoon man.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Flashburn117 Austin Wombo Combo Chin

    Next on Experience BIJ. Friday – Rebbecca Black in SLOW MO DEMONIC MODE.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Flashburn117 Austin Wombo Combo Chin

    Next on Experience BIJ. Friday – Rebbecca Black in SLOW MO DEMONIC MODE.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Elliott-Koepp/100000220245559 Elliott Koepp

    good god this is terrible.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gerardo-Tellez/535190469 Gerardo Tellez

    Oh! Lord in the minute this guy face poped out I closed the window; And I opened again you to say “Curse you! Curse you spoo,,,I mean… Lord Kat! “

  • Anonymous

    I seriously think i pulled a muscle in my balls…

  • Anonymous

    I seriously think i pulled a muscle in my balls…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Slush-Pepper/634789432 Slush Pepper

    2 minutes, then I got so bored I couldnt bear it anymore.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Slush-Pepper/634789432 Slush Pepper

    2 minutes, then I got so bored I couldnt bear it anymore.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Slush-Pepper/634789432 Slush Pepper

    2 minutes, then I got so bored I couldnt bear it anymore.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Joshua-Reed/1333368501 Joshua Reed

    Gods that was pure pain, but I managed to get through all of it.

    Can I call irony on the fact that he started to tell people to go get a life after he sang to ‘trolls’ for about 8 minutes?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Joshua-Reed/1333368501 Joshua Reed

    Gods that was pure pain, but I managed to get through all of it.

    Can I call irony on the fact that he started to tell people to go get a life after he sang to ‘trolls’ for about 8 minutes?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Joshua-Reed/1333368501 Joshua Reed

    Gods that was pure pain, but I managed to get through all of it.

    Can I call irony on the fact that he started to tell people to go get a life after he sang to ‘trolls’ for about 8 minutes?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gabriel-Fonseca/100000794936716 Gabriel Fonseca

    Hey, Spoony!

    Look, my antivirus warned me against a worm on your webpage.

    I’m not sure what caused it, so you should take a look.

  • Anonymous

    2 seconds.

  • Anonymous

    Well honestly, I actually found that one easier to bear than the previous ones. This one is more… I don’t know, boring than really irritating. Though to be fair, I did want to cheat and skip to the end because man, nobody should ever film their mouth in extreme close-up, especially when they’re singing this badly.

  • Anonymous

    Well honestly, I actually found that one easier to bear than the previous ones. This one is more… I don’t know, boring than really irritating. Though to be fair, I did want to cheat and skip to the end because man, nobody should ever film their mouth in extreme close-up, especially when they’re singing this badly.

  • Anonymous

    Well honestly, I actually found that one easier to bear than the previous ones. This one is more… I don’t know, boring than really irritating. Though to be fair, I did want to cheat and skip to the end because man, nobody should ever film their mouth in extreme close-up, especially when they’re singing this badly.

  • Anonymous

    Jesus H Christ.

    Chris Tucker was nothing to me (seeing all the scenes in sequence like that was actually a bit annoying, but I like 5th Element well enough).. the bad covers were, uhm, bad.. but still got through those (especially the Metallica one, which I commented about on that video so I won’t again here).

    THIS, though.. my GOD. Fine, whatever.. the first minute and a half or so was boring as hell. Then came the singing with an annoyingly god-awful close up on his lips. ARGH! I lasted roughly four and a half minutes before I couldn’t take it any more. I tried. I tried.. and failed! *sniff*

  • Anonymous

    Jesus H Christ.

    Chris Tucker was nothing to me (seeing all the scenes in sequence like that was actually a bit annoying, but I like 5th Element well enough).. the bad covers were, uhm, bad.. but still got through those (especially the Metallica one, which I commented about on that video so I won’t again here).

    THIS, though.. my GOD. Fine, whatever.. the first minute and a half or so was boring as hell. Then came the singing with an annoyingly god-awful close up on his lips. ARGH! I lasted roughly four and a half minutes before I couldn’t take it any more. I tried. I tried.. and failed! *sniff*

  • http://www.facebook.com/Petros2970 Petros L. Ioannou

    Tried again… the stupid UPS advert was all I could take. Couldn’t even get to Gowron. I’ve experienced enough Bij…

  • http://www.facebook.com/Petros2970 Petros L. Ioannou

    Tried again… the stupid UPS advert was all I could take. Couldn’t even get to Gowron. I’ve experienced enough Bij…

  • Anonymous

    What… the fuck…

    I think I started to lose my mind watching this…

    At about 3 minutes, his mouth started to take on anthropomorphic qualities in my mind. It became a person of its own.

    By 6 minutes, that “song” got stuck in my head, and I fear it will never go away.

    8 minutes in, I wondered how I’d look in a full beard and a beanie, and if it would help me finding a girl to get pregnant… Christ, I think he’s hypnotizing me.

    10 minutes… I’m taking career advice from this mouth-being to heart now.

    By the end, I had honestly forgotten that there was a “rest of the face” attached to my lip-tooth-tongue-and-fur councilor, and it was painfully jarring to see the overlord that controls my new best friend’s every action. I have lost faith in the universe. I am now and will forever be… truly lost.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jack-Donald/547723767 Jack Donald

      God, if one of the Insane Clown Posse has gone this far, there is no hope for any of us O_o

      • http://twitter.com/Eternal_Sonata Anthony Valunas

        Hahahahah

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jack-Donald/547723767 Jack Donald

      God, if one of the Insane Clown Posse has gone this far, there is no hope for any of us O_o

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jack-Donald/547723767 Jack Donald

      God, if one of the Insane Clown Posse has gone this far, there is no hope for any of us O_o

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jack-Donald/547723767 Jack Donald

      God, if one of the Insane Clown Posse has gone this far, there is no hope for any of us O_o

  • Anonymous

    What… the fuck…

    I think I started to lose my mind watching this…

    At about 3 minutes, his mouth started to take on anthropomorphic qualities in my mind. It became a person of its own.

    By 6 minutes, that “song” got stuck in my head, and I fear it will never go away.

    8 minutes in, I wondered how I’d look in a full beard and a beanie, and if it would help me finding a girl to get pregnant… Christ, I think he’s hypnotizing me.

    10 minutes… I’m taking career advice from this mouth-being to heart now.

    By the end, I had honestly forgotten that there was a “rest of the face” attached to my lip-tooth-tongue-and-fur councilor, and it was painfully jarring to see the overlord that controls my new best friend’s every action. I have lost faith in the universe. I am now and will forever be… truly lost.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Kinnane/52803296 Michael Kinnane

    Oh please… these Bijs (Bijii?) are tame.

    How long can you last against that fucking “You Gotta LOL” woman. I can’t stand even 3 seconds of that trollfuel.

    • Anonymous

      agree… she is quite easily the most difficult of the BIJ

    • Anonymous

      agree… she is quite easily the most difficult of the BIJ

    • Anonymous

      agree… she is quite easily the most difficult of the BIJ

    • Anonymous

      agree… she is quite easily the most difficult of the BIJ

    • http://twitter.com/SwedishBallsack Jonathan Andersson

      All I can say is thank God for AdBlock Plus. Keeping my sanity intact since 2010.

    • http://twitter.com/SwedishBallsack Jonathan Andersson

      All I can say is thank God for AdBlock Plus. Keeping my sanity intact since 2010.

    • Anonymous

      oh god… a BIJ of every You Gotta LOL back to back… Thank god I have a balcony within running distance.

    • Anonymous

      oh god… a BIJ of every You Gotta LOL back to back… Thank god I have a balcony within running distance.

    • Anonymous

      What makes it worse is that fucking “You Gotta LOL” ads don’t even let me use the pause button. All other ads you can stop if they are after the video by clicking pause. But not that goddamned one. The player controls are bugged for them. It just ignores the click.

      And her comedy routines are worse than Carlos Mencia.

      Okay, that was a stretch. ‘Almost’ as bad as Carlos Mencia.

    • Anonymous

      Wow, I didn’t even think about that! …mostly because I do what I can not to, heh.

      But seriously, I RUSH to hit a link, ANY link, whenever the “Lol Cow” comes on (it’s always after a video finishes I noticed). I can’t stand her, I can’t. Hell, I can’t even stand the friggin’ music that plays. I haven’t rushed so fast to Mute a Bitch since back when Anna Nicole was still alive.

      I miss my Cellular Mongoose Indian Guys. At least they were entertainingly annoying.

    • Anonymous

      Wow, I didn’t even think about that! …mostly because I do what I can not to, heh.

      But seriously, I RUSH to hit a link, ANY link, whenever the “Lol Cow” comes on (it’s always after a video finishes I noticed). I can’t stand her, I can’t. Hell, I can’t even stand the friggin’ music that plays. I haven’t rushed so fast to Mute a Bitch since back when Anna Nicole was still alive.

      I miss my Cellular Mongoose Indian Guys. At least they were entertainingly annoying.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Kinnane/52803296 Michael Kinnane

    Oh please… these Bijs (Bijii?) are tame.

    How long can you last against that fucking “You Gotta LOL” woman. I can’t stand even 3 seconds of that trollfuel.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Kinnane/52803296 Michael Kinnane

    Oh please… these Bijs (Bijii?) are tame.

    How long can you last against that fucking “You Gotta LOL” woman. I can’t stand even 3 seconds of that trollfuel.

  • Anonymous

    I can feel my brain melting in my own head… and I raged hard.

  • http://shadowdancersworldo.blip.tv/ Shadowdancer21b

    I was already disinclined to Big Fazeek, but after he started singing I was done. I couldn’t get through it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jack-Donald/547723767 Jack Donald

    This? Bij? To meet the challenge I watched the video to the end, but I was more bored than horrified.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jack-Donald/547723767 Jack Donald

    This? Bij? To meet the challenge I watched the video to the end, but I was more bored than horrified.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jack-Donald/547723767 Jack Donald

    This? Bij? To meet the challenge I watched the video to the end, but I was more bored than horrified.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ian-Asman/735545929 Ian Asman

    DAMN YOU SPOONY! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ian-Asman/735545929 Ian Asman

    DAMN YOU SPOONY! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ian-Asman/735545929 Ian Asman

    DAMN YOU SPOONY! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ian-Asman/735545929 Ian Asman

    DAMN YOU SPOONY! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Calvin-Jarchow/1131125364 Calvin Jarchow

    I give up. My nerves are not steeley enough today

  • http://www.facebook.com/eric.s.hardy1 Eric Spencer Hardy

    I watched this shit… from beginning to end. I will await your next installment of wrestle wrestle eagerly, for when it comes i shall revel in your discomfort and find solace. Anyway keep the BIJ’s coming, I need something to keep me from my homework.

  • http://funnydndstories.webs.com CaptainZM

    Jesus Fucking Christ this guy needs to have horrible things done to him. With forks.

    • http://www.facebook.com/alexander.neagu Alexander Neagu

      no, better with spoons :)

  • http://funnydndstories.webs.com CaptainZM

    Jesus Fucking Christ this guy needs to have horrible things done to him. With forks.

  • http://www.zachseinblog.de/ Zachrid

    *Lasted 0:58 seconds*

  • Anonymous

    I set through the whole thing. I’m not proud of myself AT ALL! I’ll go cry in a drak corner now.

  • http://twitter.com/1RabidDingo Dan Cumbe

    WOW I failed BIJ, lasted 1 minue 38 seconds.

    Does the name Bellvue mean anything in this situation

  • http://twitter.com/1RabidDingo Dan Cumbe

    WOW I failed BIJ, lasted 1 minue 38 seconds.

    Does the name Bellvue mean anything in this situation

  • http://twitter.com/1RabidDingo Dan Cumbe

    WOW I failed BIJ, lasted 1 minue 38 seconds.

    Does the name Bellvue mean anything in this situation

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_5Y3GO6BMQBGYQYEJBMDAZ3VDPI Senyia

    had to look away at 1:45 omg. kept listening but yeah. no.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_5Y3GO6BMQBGYQYEJBMDAZ3VDPI Senyia

    had to look away at 1:45 omg. kept listening but yeah. no.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_5Y3GO6BMQBGYQYEJBMDAZ3VDPI Senyia

    had to look away at 1:45 omg. kept listening but yeah. no.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Blayney/683346875 Michael Blayney

    This man has ruined beards, hats, Gears of War, white, music and the spoken word for me.

    I’m 4 minutes in and I would seriously like nothing more than to take a 2X4 with nails in it to the back of his head.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Heide/1267938431 Michael Heide

    0:45. And I’ll never get them back. You are a cruel, cruel man.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Levesque/100000775112967 Michael Levesque

    I got to about 1:45 until someone started screaming for it to stop. Then I realized it was from me!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Levesque/100000775112967 Michael Levesque

    I got to about 1:45 until someone started screaming for it to stop. Then I realized it was from me!

  • http://www.facebook.com/kyle.nikitow Kyle Sosi Nikitow

    I made it the whole way through and didn’t look away once… It sucked, but I persevered… Btw does anyone know what that song is and who it’s by around the end? I liked it and want to find it

  • http://aeoaeo330.myopenid.com/ Aeo

    I lost on this video. omg… around 6:20 I just couldn’t take it anymore… ARGH!!

  • http://twitter.com/OniYouji Patrick Willett

    Pretty nice try, but I succeeded. If anything, you blocking me on Twitter was more painful.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=679095318 Randy Marchese

    My eyes and ears bled watching this. My hand developed sentience and tried to go for the mouse to stop the madness.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_BDIPEFID27RZ27NQ3RXXDR53UM aucun

    I have enduded 3 Bij sessions and i never had any problems passing through them. No really, I hope Spoony will find some bij that actually affect me. I do have to say that this Bij session was rather boring.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_BDIPEFID27RZ27NQ3RXXDR53UM aucun

    I have enduded 3 Bij sessions and i never had any problems passing through them. No really, I hope Spoony will find some bij that actually affect me. I do have to say that this Bij session was rather boring.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_BDIPEFID27RZ27NQ3RXXDR53UM aucun

    I have enduded 3 Bij sessions and i never had any problems passing through them. No really, I hope Spoony will find some bij that actually affect me. I do have to say that this Bij session was rather boring.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sean-Roddy/603108924 Sean Roddy

    Had no problems with 1 and 2 and got through 3 but if you wear headphone on 3 it feels like he’s blowing into your ears T.T

    • http://twitter.com/ScrEAMaP1LLar The Elmo

      Oh god thats gross. Uh aaaaaah uhhhh *cries

    • http://twitter.com/ScrEAMaP1LLar The Elmo

      Oh god thats gross. Uh aaaaaah uhhhh *cries

    • http://twitter.com/ScrEAMaP1LLar The Elmo

      Oh god thats gross. Uh aaaaaah uhhhh *cries

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1810669597 Jln Frs

    ok its a little awkward, but not untollerable xD

  • Anonymous

    This guy is sick in the head.

  • http://twitter.com/Eternal_Sonata Anthony Valunas

    Find a girl, knock her up, get some responsibilities, got it. Truly the wise sage of our time.

    I don’t know what was worse, his voice or the fact I couldn’t fulfill my daydream while watching this which was knocking his teeth down his throat.

  • http://twitter.com/Eternal_Sonata Anthony Valunas

    Find a girl, knock her up, get some responsibilities, got it. Truly the wise sage of our time.

    I don’t know what was worse, his voice or the fact I couldn’t fulfill my daydream while watching this which was knocking his teeth down his throat.

  • http://www.facebook.com/david.barnette1 David Barnette

    Ok, now that was horrible… I can’t believe I made myself sit through that.. I literally felt nauseous during his “whining troll song” I never even heard of this guy… The Celine Dion was actually pleasurable to watch compared to this. If you took the annoyances of bad drivers, stupid people in line in front of you at the store, sports fans, ect in existence and of all time and compressed it into mass, which ultimately becomes a super black hole of annoyance… it would shrivel in the presence of this guy’s video… I truly am the warrior to stare into the face of this disaster. It was like watching the lamo Rockey Horror Picture show of hell…

  • Creepy Kiki

    That’s it? Sorry Spoony, but I’ve had cramps that were worse than that. Then again, I work retail and I watch commentaries so I’ve got a thick skin when it comes to BIJ.

  • http://twitter.com/muskieratboi Muskie the Otterboi

    Three Minutes before I couldn’t hanbdle it anymore and hit the pause button, DAMN YOU, SPOONY, this is real Bij!

  • http://twitter.com/muskieratboi Muskie the Otterboi

    I think it’s the fact that I’m watching this on a 42 inch plasma from less than 2 feet away increases the punishment. those who think this isn’t bad? Watch it on a jumbotron, bitch.

  • http://twitter.com/muskieratboi Muskie the Otterboi

    I think it’s the fact that I’m watching this on a 42 inch plasma from less than 2 feet away increases the punishment. those who think this isn’t bad? Watch it on a jumbotron, bitch.

  • http://twitter.com/muskieratboi Muskie the Otterboi

    I think it’s the fact that I’m watching this on a 42 inch plasma from less than 2 feet away increases the punishment. those who think this isn’t bad? Watch it on a jumbotron, bitch.

  • http://twitter.com/muskieratboi Muskie the Otterboi

    *watches further* …did he just diss LordKat with his “People on streaming sites living with their moms” comment…?

    • Anonymous

      He most likely did. LK and Fazeek have a bit of history in regards to the stream.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Rodoy/775323495 David Rodoy

        Indeed. Mostly due to Fazeek’s inability to recognize the danger of e-mailed ZIPFILES.

    • Anonymous

      He most likely did. LK and Fazeek have a bit of history in regards to the stream.

  • http://twitter.com/muskieratboi Muskie the Otterboi

    *watches further* …did he just diss LordKat with his “People on streaming sites living with their moms” comment…?

  • http://twitter.com/muskieratboi Muskie the Otterboi

    *watches further* …did he just diss LordKat with his “People on streaming sites living with their moms” comment…?

  • http://twitter.com/Menamebephil Phil Matthews

    I’m not comfortable with any of this.

  • http://twitter.com/Menamebephil Phil Matthews

    I’m not comfortable with any of this.

  • Anonymous

    At first it was “Bigfoot collects action figures?”, then it devolved into a video dental exam.

    Basement dwellers kneel before your king!

    You really know how to pick `em, Spoony….

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Justin-Yozzo/74800066 Justin Yozzo

    That was absolutely hilarious. I was almost on the floor. Am I masochistic? I love experiencing Bij…. lmao. I should have been a Klingon. Long live the Cyber-Galaxy!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Justin-Yozzo/74800066 Justin Yozzo

    That was absolutely hilarious. I was almost on the floor. Am I masochistic? I love experiencing Bij…. lmao. I should have been a Klingon. Long live the Cyber-Galaxy!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Angela-Wu/776806418 Angela Wu

    O_Olll……Oh God…….*headdesk*

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Angela-Wu/776806418 Angela Wu

    O_Olll……Oh God…….*headdesk*

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Angela-Wu/776806418 Angela Wu

    O_Olll……Oh God…….*headdesk*

  • Anonymous

    Well that was painful. Who the hell is this guy?

    But I survived even this horrific torture! Bring on the BIJ!!

  • Anonymous

    Well that was painful. Who the hell is this guy?

    But I survived even this horrific torture! Bring on the BIJ!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/Gavotron7000000 Gavin Marshall

    I fell about 30 seconds into Experience Bij #2, so I technically wasn’t worthy of watching this one, but I tried anyway.

    And failed, after about 2 minutes of the dude singing about trolls.

    I actually liked Chris Tucker in the 5th element, so #1 was kinda funny to me. #2 really was #2, as soon as the first chords of ‘you shook me all night long’ started, I closed the window and deleted the history. I’m from Québec, so I’ve heard so much more Céline Dion than I want to admit…

  • http://www.facebook.com/Gavotron7000000 Gavin Marshall

    I fell about 30 seconds into Experience Bij #2, so I technically wasn’t worthy of watching this one, but I tried anyway.

    And failed, after about 2 minutes of the dude singing about trolls.

    I actually liked Chris Tucker in the 5th element, so #1 was kinda funny to me. #2 really was #2, as soon as the first chords of ‘you shook me all night long’ started, I closed the window and deleted the history. I’m from Québec, so I’ve heard so much more Céline Dion than I want to admit…

  • http://twitter.com/Eniacc Eniac

    NOOO! Not the Scion ad! I GIVE UP Dx

  • http://www.facebook.com/mateo360 Matthew Boston

    TOO CLOSE! TOO CLOSE! MAKE IT STOP!

  • http://www.facebook.com/mateo360 Matthew Boston

    TOO CLOSE! TOO CLOSE! MAKE IT STOP!

  • http://www.facebook.com/mateo360 Matthew Boston

    TOO CLOSE! TOO CLOSE! MAKE IT STOP!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000227738525 Jamie Hand

    you nearly got me there, but you’re gonna have to try a bit harder

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000227738525 Jamie Hand

    you nearly got me there, but you’re gonna have to try a bit harder

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1457122731 Otto Schwarzmiller

    That was hard. That was the worst one yet. I almost couldn’t make it. But I think I’m ready to handle the next one, nothing van be that bad.

  • http://twitter.com/RyanDadoun Ryan Dadoun

    I got about two and a half minutes into that before I had to stop. I can only endure so much of that guy’s, um, song.

  • http://twitter.com/ihcrct Lauren C.

    I made it through this I have no idea how, and I am now dumber because of it. I have in fact Experienced Bij. My god that was just annoying more than anything, but it was nothing I couldn’t handle (I’m lying right about now). Do your worst Spoony make another experience Bij ( Please God no more Experience Bij)!

  • http://twitter.com/ihcrct Lauren C.

    I made it through this I have no idea how, and I am now dumber because of it. I have in fact Experienced Bij. My god that was just annoying more than anything, but it was nothing I couldn’t handle (I’m lying right about now). Do your worst Spoony make another experience Bij ( Please God no more Experience Bij)!

  • http://www.youtube.com/egxtra John K. Spencer

    I could’ve sworn my brain went numb during the 3-minute mark (probably how I managed to survive it; my eyes and ears were not so fortunate). This guy…THIS GUY is something to behold. He’s obnoxious as hell, has no real clue how to handle a camera works (no, the flashing light is NOT the camera lens), and seems to speak a geek’s equivalent of “moon speak”. The words were clearly English, but what the hell was he saying!? Cyber-Galaxy? Encouraging children to knock up some random chick (I’m pretty sure not all trolls are over the age of consent, kid)? This…was just…wow.

    You know the sad part about this is? His ROOM looked more interesting, not to mention the “meh” 3D title at the end.

    By some miracle, however, I survived the entire video. TWICE.
    This one pushed the envelope, though. I fear I’ve reached my limit.

    Now, if you excuse me, I must spend the rest of the evening wiping this from my memory as I prepare for the Round 4.

  • Anonymous

    So whats the next bij going to be?

  • Anonymous

    So whats the next bij going to be?

  • http://profiles.google.com/kyonkun87 Christopher Hale

    Alirghty I think I lost about 3 million brain cells every half second….. But i go through it some how……ALRIGHT BRING ON THE NEXT ONE!!!!

  • http://profiles.google.com/kyonkun87 Christopher Hale

    Alirghty I think I lost about 3 million brain cells every half second….. But i go through it some how……ALRIGHT BRING ON THE NEXT ONE!!!!

  • Anonymous

    double post

  • Anonymous

    double post

  • Anonymous

    I kep trying to shove a dildo through my monitor in vain to make that singing anus shut the fuck up

  • Anonymous

    I kep trying to shove a dildo through my monitor in vain to make that singing anus shut the fuck up

  • https://profiles.google.com/shadcroly/about Shadsy

    I feel like a blunt knife was dug into my chest and slowly twisted around…

    I survived the last two Experience Bij well enough, but I’m gonna have to toss in the towel for this one.

  • http://twitter.com/Ucantalas Thomas Wilson

    This was clearly the worst one yet. #1 and #2 I handled with no problem. But this… at the 5 minute mark I almost closed it. Almost. Instead, I kept watching. I finished it.
    BRING THE BIJ.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Rodoy/775323495 David Rodoy

    I have to confess, I tapped out in 33 seconds *hangs head in shame*

  • Anonymous

    That… That was intense. This guy needs to shut the hell up. Big Fazzeek (Or whatever the name that retard has), here are some notes I took from the video.

    First: FUCKING FULL-MOUTH CLOSE UP IS SO RETARDED;
    Second: You can’t sing or rap so shut the hell up;
    Third: You’re the troll man don’t deny it;
    Finally: People wouldn’t think of you as douchebag if you were not acting like this, you douche-cunt.

    Other than that, nice Bij. My mind drifted from time to time, but managed to make it to the end.

    Keep it coming.

  • Anonymous

    That… That was intense. This guy needs to shut the hell up. Big Fazzeek (Or whatever the name that retard has), here are some notes I took from the video.

    First: FUCKING FULL-MOUTH CLOSE UP IS SO RETARDED;
    Second: You can’t sing or rap so shut the hell up;
    Third: You’re the troll man don’t deny it;
    Finally: People wouldn’t think of you as douchebag if you were not acting like this, you douche-cunt.

    Other than that, nice Bij. My mind drifted from time to time, but managed to make it to the end.

    Keep it coming.

  • Anonymous

    I just watched the whole video and here are my thoughts:

    Here are the 4 basic requirements to qualify for a MENTAL ILLNESS:

    1) The behavior must be socially unacceptable and violate social norms.
    –> Big Fazeek just told the whole world what a big scumbag it was. Sounds socially unacceptable to me.

    2) The behavior must be maladaptive, dysfunctional and non-productive.
    –> Big Fazeek just bought an expensive camera, just so he could record his mouth and plaster it all over the Internet. Sounds maladaptive, dysfunctional and non-productive to me!

    3) The behavior must be unconventional or rare.
    –> I’ve never heard of Big Fazeek. Have you? I’ve never seen anything like this before. It’s unconventional, rare and disturbing.

    4) The behavior must show signs of a debilitation or disability.
    –> Slurred and stuttering speech, poor hygiene and a rotten beard that isn’t trimmed up into the nose. Obviously, Big Fazeek has some form of a disability. The man just made a cry for help out to society!!

    DSM-IV-TR 301.50 The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders [HISTRIONIC DISORDER]

    A pervasive pattern of excessive emotionality and attention seeking, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:
    1. is uncomfortable in situations in which he or she is not the center of attention
    2. interaction with others is often characterized by inappropriate sexually seductive or provocative behavior
    3. displays rapidly shifting and shallow expression of emotions
    4. consistently uses physical appearance to draw attention to self
    5. has a style of speech that is excessively impressionistic and lacking in detail
    6. shows self-dramatization, theatricality, and exaggerated expression of emotion
    7. is suggestible, i.e., easily influenced by others or circumstances
    8. considers relationships to be more intimate than they actually are.

    Look at this list!! Big Fazeek meets all criteria for the being diagnosed with a histrionic personality disorder.

    • http://twitter.com/TactlessC Thomas Atchley

      Oh it’s obvious to tell by fucking minute 1 that he has a mental disability. As a person with Aspergers myself and my mother being a Special Ed teacher I could see his fucked-upitude A MILE AWAY.

  • http://twitter.com/kwikkidus Michael Prather

    I was not able to do it alone. That repeated off-tune singing managed to get to me at about the 5 minute mark. I had to cheat: I started playing the song ‘Magia’ in the background as he continued his tone-deaf singing.

    It made everything hilarious.

  • http://twitter.com/ScrEAMaP1LLar The Elmo

    Why do you hate me Spoony. I watched all of it. my face its like eeeeeeeeeh. My brains been raped.

  • http://twitter.com/ScrEAMaP1LLar The Elmo

    Why do you hate me Spoony. I watched all of it. my face its like eeeeeeeeeh. My brains been raped.

  • http://twitter.com/ScrEAMaP1LLar The Elmo

    Why do you hate me Spoony. I watched all of it. my face its like eeeeeeeeeh. My brains been raped.

  • Anonymous

    that…. that was terrible Spoony, no human being should ever go through the agonizing pain, torture this abomination has created. It felt as though my brain was clawing the inner walls of my skull screaming to let it out or end it’s miserable life then to watch another millisecond of this video. Where the heck do you even find these things?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MICQ36REB5WDV6MCWSUCTRPGJM Lady Ulfrun

    …What…What the crap was that? What did I just see? I don’t understand!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MICQ36REB5WDV6MCWSUCTRPGJM Lady Ulfrun

    …What…What the crap was that? What did I just see? I don’t understand!

  • Anonymous

    Bij #1 was looking back on it more of an annoyance, something that didn’t end up sticking with me, Bij #2 was the unholy rape of classic rock/metal that I don’t think I’ll ever truly get over, Bij #3 made my brain shut down from sheer stupidity and tone deaf attempts to form some kind of rhythmic speech (you CAN’T call that singing).

    While I check myself into the closest hospital to treat this cerebral hemorrhaging I am now suffering from I shall await more Bij.

  • Anonymous

    Bij #1 was looking back on it more of an annoyance, something that didn’t end up sticking with me, Bij #2 was the unholy rape of classic rock/metal that I don’t think I’ll ever truly get over, Bij #3 made my brain shut down from sheer stupidity and tone deaf attempts to form some kind of rhythmic speech (you CAN’T call that singing).

    While I check myself into the closest hospital to treat this cerebral hemorrhaging I am now suffering from I shall await more Bij.

  • Anonymous

    Bij #1 was looking back on it more of an annoyance, something that didn’t end up sticking with me, Bij #2 was the unholy rape of classic rock/metal that I don’t think I’ll ever truly get over, Bij #3 made my brain shut down from sheer stupidity and tone deaf attempts to form some kind of rhythmic speech (you CAN’T call that singing).

    While I check myself into the closest hospital to treat this cerebral hemorrhaging I am now suffering from I shall await more Bij.

  • Anonymous

    Bij #1 was looking back on it more of an annoyance, something that didn’t end up sticking with me, Bij #2 was the unholy rape of classic rock/metal that I don’t think I’ll ever truly get over, Bij #3 made my brain shut down from sheer stupidity and tone deaf attempts to form some kind of rhythmic speech (you CAN’T call that singing).

    While I check myself into the closest hospital to treat this cerebral hemorrhaging I am now suffering from I shall await more Bij.

  • http://twitter.com/Neuroticfanboy Steveman

    I have handled Bij. I have felt true Bij. This, my good man, is not Bij. This is an honorless torture that no warrior would wish upon his most hated foe. Big Fazeek, you have defeated me.

  • http://twitter.com/Red_robin0 kyle anderson

    this was painful, it was a punishment holy shit, but in the end not so bad its only 10:51 minutes of my life that i wont get back…

  • http://twitter.com/Red_robin0 kyle anderson

    this was painful, it was a punishment holy shit, but in the end not so bad its only 10:51 minutes of my life that i wont get back…

  • Anonymous

    I came close to tapping out at 2 minutes but somehow managed to stick through it…..My brain hurts now……
    Spoony, this was a good one…..it was torturous beyond belief…….

  • http://profiles.google.com/jorgeblanco George White

    *Sobs* I couldn’t do it. I just couldn’t do it.

  • http://profiles.google.com/jorgeblanco George White

    *Sobs* I couldn’t do it. I just couldn’t do it.

  • http://twitter.com/kuroitenshi kuroitenshi

    Wow, I have to admit that was rough, even more rough when my bro re-informed me who this coo coo bird was.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_AUQWDNSSAJB3T3VJLXCGOD2VME jim

    Science fiction, double feature
    Frank has built and lost his creature
    Darkness has conquered Brad and Janet
    The servants gone to a distant planet
    Wo oh oh oh oh oh
    At the late night, double feature, picture show
    I want to go
    Oh oh oh oh
    To the late night, double feature, picture show

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_AUQWDNSSAJB3T3VJLXCGOD2VME jim

    Science fiction, double feature
    Frank has built and lost his creature
    Darkness has conquered Brad and Janet
    The servants gone to a distant planet
    Wo oh oh oh oh oh
    At the late night, double feature, picture show
    I want to go
    Oh oh oh oh
    To the late night, double feature, picture show

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-Fiedler/100000718118395 Ryan Fiedler

    What is UP from this?

  • Ineedballs

    People cant take it. Their brains exploded. They gave up.
    I watch the whole thing. i was laughing my ass off. My brain is 100 percent ok. Im not giving up.
    Bring On The Next BIJ Spoonyone!

  • Anonymous

    Y’know what would be real BIJ? That Kraft ad that starts after the vid finishes. *shudders*

  • Anonymous

    Y’know what would be real BIJ? That Kraft ad that starts after the vid finishes. *shudders*

  • http://twitter.com/JackPowerX Jack Power

    I half-expected to “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!” in the midst of all that.

    That was just… sad. Depressing.

    But, all the same, I’ve seen worse. I’ve lived worse.

  • http://twitter.com/JackPowerX Jack Power

    I half-expected to “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!” in the midst of all that.

    That was just… sad. Depressing.

    But, all the same, I’ve seen worse. I’ve lived worse.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Clayton-Blanchard/1027514832 Clayton Blanchard

    YOUR BIJ CANNOT DEFEAT ME! My job is like BIJ EVERY DAY. I AM IMMUNE! BRING IT ON.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Clayton-Blanchard/1027514832 Clayton Blanchard

    YOUR BIJ CANNOT DEFEAT ME! My job is like BIJ EVERY DAY. I AM IMMUNE! BRING IT ON.

  • Anonymous

    OH MY GOD! SHUT THE FUCK UP, SHUT UP, JUST SHUT UP, STOP SPEAKING IN SONG, HOLY SWEET BUTTERY BUTTFUCK JESUS!

    It’s..It’s over. IT’S OVER! HAHA, FUCK YOUR BIJ! I WIN AGAIN!

    Now I’m going to go tie a cement block to my leg and jump in the river.

  • Anonymous

    That ten minutes felt like three hours. It’s amazing!

  • Anonymous

    My first time through, I only made it to about 1:30. After finding out who this guy is and watching Hate Dick, then reading the wiki and seeing all his comments this is actually pretty funny and I enjoyed watching it. Does that make me a terrible person?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alexei-Averchenko/1115057555 Alexei Averchenko

    I turned it off after 4 minutes, it was too much. Now I’m traumatized for life.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bennett-LaRue/100000392184293 Bennett LaRue

    You guys out there without any responsibilities, go get a girl pregnant. YEAH THAT’S WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS, MORE IRRESPONSIBLE ASSHOLES HAVING CHILDREN.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bennett-LaRue/100000392184293 Bennett LaRue

    You guys out there without any responsibilities, go get a girl pregnant. YEAH THAT’S WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS, MORE IRRESPONSIBLE ASSHOLES HAVING CHILDREN.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Timothy-Province/1109003765 David Timothy Province

    Half way I said “F— it.” It wasn’t pain, though. It was pretty boring up til that point. BIJ “win” but not really. Another note: Hardly recognized BF with his beard. He looks better with a beard. That is all.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Timothy-Province/1109003765 David Timothy Province

    Half way I said “F— it.” It wasn’t pain, though. It was pretty boring up til that point. BIJ “win” but not really. Another note: Hardly recognized BF with his beard. He looks better with a beard. That is all.

  • http://twitter.com/Yadokingu Moritz

    Through this one I couldn’t last and I’m not apologizing for it. This was no honorable battle!

  • http://profiles.google.com/svenlopez11 Sven lopez

    EXTREME CLOSE UP WOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

  • http://profiles.google.com/svenlopez11 Sven lopez

    I admit it. I read the comments while i watched it. i feel like a pussy.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Draper/590328663 Daniel Draper

    I would like to see Dr. Insano’s(what is he a doctor of, anyways?) reaction to this.

    • http://shadowdancersworldo.blip.tv/ Shadowdancer21b

      He’s a doctor of SCIENCE of course!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/xfirefly Tori Maier

    I got to about 3 minutes. Sorry Spoony, I am not worthy.

  • http://www.facebook.com/xfirefly Tori Maier

    I got to about 3 minutes. Sorry Spoony, I am not worthy.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tiny-Mnh/100000733782560 Tiny Mnh

    i got through it…… but half way my brain was trying to shut off

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tiny-Mnh/100000733782560 Tiny Mnh

    i got through it…… but half way my brain was trying to shut off

  • Anonymous

    that was, meh. i almost didnt make it. but then it got funny then it got boring

  • http://profiles.google.com/earnestlysearching Isaiah Thompson

    Every 30 seconds, someone in America makes a Youtube video. This is one of them. 4:05 was as far as I got. My brain hurts. Damn you Spoony.

    • Anonymous

      Be fair. I seriously doubt that America is the ONLY culprit

    • Anonymous

      Be fair. I seriously doubt that America is the ONLY culprit

  • http://profiles.google.com/earnestlysearching Isaiah Thompson

    Every 30 seconds, someone in America makes a Youtube video. This is one of them. 4:05 was as far as I got. My brain hurts. Damn you Spoony.

  • http://twitter.com/benlaw76 Benjamin

    about 45 seconds.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Paul-East/100000658157330 Paul East

    1:29

    • Anonymous

      “1:29″

      That’s exactly where I stopped as well. The closeup of his mouth was just too much.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Paul-East/100000658157330 Paul East

    1:29

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Paul-East/100000658157330 Paul East

    1:29

  • Anonymous

    This was. far and away, the most painful thing. He, basically, said “stop trolling me” over and over and over again for something like 7 minutes straight. I made it all the way through that, and I have a head ache now. Thanks.

  • http://www.facebook.com/raidrinn Nick Kratz

    NO! NO NO NO NO NO! How dare you put big fazeek on here? Why? WHY?

    Anyone who doesn’t know this moron needs to get over here: http://www.lordkat.com/hatedick

    Listening to LordKat hand this guy his ass is amazing.

    • Kendotuxedo

      Sir, thank you so much for sharing that.
      It was long as hell, but the comedy was in-fuckin-credible.

  • http://www.facebook.com/raidrinn Nick Kratz

    NO! NO NO NO NO NO! How dare you put big fazeek on here? Why? WHY?

    Anyone who doesn’t know this moron needs to get over here: http://www.lordkat.com/hatedick

    Listening to LordKat hand this guy his ass is amazing.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jacob-Texeira/100000323689826 Jacob Texeira

    I watched the whole thing…but I paused at around 4:00 to let my mind recover. Guess that doesn’t count as surviving the Bij. Funny that the pain he felt from trolls caused him to generate this concentrated pain. (Boys and girls, don’t reach out to a gamer audience if you can’t take the occasional anonymous accusation that your mother blows goats.)

    Yet, I felt some pity for this fool. Reality TV show appearances aren’t for everyone. They’re not good for someone like me who needs privacy. From what exposes on the subject tell me, show producers eliminate all forms of private recreation for contestants (no pencils, no books that don’t piss off the atheist nut in the house).

    This doesn’t mean I like him though. “I don’t hate on anybody” is usually a dumb statement for anyone to say, and then he proves himself a liar in record time.

    Big Fazeek, shrink away from your uploader, leave the interwebs, and learn your lesson. (Not that I have the guts/care to comment to him directly).

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/George-Rosenbaum/100001387887487 George Rosenbaum

    I just can’t look at his lips! They fill the goddamn screen!

    This guy’s got some BIG delusions of grandeur combined with an total inability to determine cause and effect. His mind is totally numb to is own insanity.

    He changes subjects once every two seconds. It has to stop.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/George-Rosenbaum/100001387887487 George Rosenbaum

    I just can’t look at his lips! They fill the goddamn screen!

    This guy’s got some BIG delusions of grandeur combined with an total inability to determine cause and effect. His mind is totally numb to is own insanity.

    He changes subjects once every two seconds. It has to stop.

  • http://twitter.com/keybladerxiii Joshua Roberts

    Wow………………I did not think anyone was this lame

    But This got on my nerves…but I held on…….just

  • http://twitter.com/keybladerxiii Joshua Roberts

    Wow………………I did not think anyone was this lame

    But This got on my nerves…but I held on…….just

  • http://twitter.com/keybladerxiii Joshua Roberts

    Wow………………I did not think anyone was this lame

    But This got on my nerves…but I held on…….just

  • http://www.facebook.com/Jemany Petr Kabelka

    The consequences will never be the same!!!
    He thinks he can stop anons?

  • http://www.facebook.com/Jemany Petr Kabelka

    The consequences will never be the same!!!
    He thinks he can stop anons?

  • http://twitter.com/TheOnlyPK Painkiller

    I’m done!!! I cant do it… I’m not worthy… I’ll talk let me know what you want to know!! JUST MAKE HIS DAMN MOUTH GO AWAY!!! NOOOOOooo!!!! *Falls over and passes out in brutal pain!*

    FUCK ME I cant do it!

  • http://www.facebook.com/ville.seitsonen Ville Seitsonen

    this was too easy, earlier BIJ’s was much harder :D

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000589683968 Sam Keshavarzi

    really, this is supposed to be painful, I found it absolutely hilarious

  • Anonymous

    37 seconds, that are 22 seconds without the Star Trek intro.

    Well, I failed, but this hit me on my achillis heel: Shame
    It could have been a new Jack Black movie as well, or was it?

  • Anonymous

    37 seconds, that are 22 seconds without the Star Trek intro.

    Well, I failed, but this hit me on my achillis heel: Shame
    It could have been a new Jack Black movie as well, or was it?

  • http://twitter.com/Punky100 Michelle Stone

    Wowwww…I can make it through bad Celine, bad any music, I made it through the last two just shaking my head.

    This one, I made it through, but it was HORRIBLE!!! Congrats Spoony, you have found the worst form of torture.

  • http://twitter.com/Punky100 Michelle Stone

    Wowwww…I can make it through bad Celine, bad any music, I made it through the last two just shaking my head.

    This one, I made it through, but it was HORRIBLE!!! Congrats Spoony, you have found the worst form of torture.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_P32562NJSWBBGG7PQW2CIOSRIE Eric

    That was just fucking awful! I had no idea what it was but I didn’t last a minute.
    But… its almost like looking away from a trainwreck.. i kinda want to… NO!! must not look back!

  • http://twitter.com/startiller StarTiller

    Dear lord my patience is thinning. O_O

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cory-Williams/100000927554729 Cory Williams

    horrible. the next BIJ should be a fifteen minute loop of eyes on me. nobody, not even ff8 fans, can really stand that song, with video clips from spirits within, the happening, and any of the darkman movies after the first one

  • Fred Patrickson

     Ha, you’re all a bunch of wimps. I watched it twice. Second time on fullscreen setting.

     Truth be told, there was really only one point where I got angry, that point being his comment on advising trolls to knock up someone, so that said trolls may be responsible for once. I don’t care what the intent was behind it, that sentiment was evil. 

     The hatred that I cultivated from the first time I heard him say that forced me to channel my unquenchable, undying rage into staring down the flaming maw of hell that was his mouth, for a second time around, as it spewed demonic incantations meant to claim the minds and souls of man and woman alike, oozing filth and sin like a pustule on the wound left by some abominable disease, breathing sick and accursed airs into the wind like the Plague, his tongue clicking like a maggot bloated from the blood spilt from a thousand taken maidenhoods.

     Fuck this asshole. I’ll say it again, that sentiment was fucking evil. I’m tempted to wage Jihad on this motherfucker just for that ( I have *some* legal standing to do so, being a Muslim). 

     Fuck him in his soul’s mangina. Long, hard, painfully.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/SR554ASYPHW7XFNV3LE5DND3KA Wei JieSoh

    Big Fazeek. I really want to troll you right now.

  • http://theinsaneartist.deviantart.com/ Richelle

    I watched the entire thing, and it made me cringe on the floor in the corner.

    WHO IS THIS F***ER?! WHO?!?! …Big Fazeek, I believe I speak for all women (and women trolls) when I say: GO TO HELL YOU MALE CHAUVINIST B*STARD!

  • http://www.google.com/profiles/114319313498601954245?tab=mh Kaltzor

    Here we see stupidity, 100% pure stupidity.

  • Curtis Dyer

    At about seven minutes in, I started to shine my mouse laser into my eyes. The only thing worse than this would be ten minutes of the Goatse guy.

  • http://www.facebook.com/JcDent Martynas Klimas

    “Getting back at Trolls: For 10-year-olds and lower” 

    I have opened this in another window and…wow…listening to this guy…my face will need botox after all the wincing and stuff.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sean-Sullivan/23918132 Sean Sullivan

    GOD WHAT WHY!

    The two first trials were nothing.  NOTHING I SAY!  This brought me to my breaking point.  The only thing that gave me solace was the time bar.  I knew how long until it was over.  Without that, I would have broken down completely.  It still seemed too far away. . .

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jose-Batista/100000952184779 Jose Batista

    Well, after going through the whole video on fullscreen, I have this to say:

    With blood and rage crimson red
    ripped from a corpse so freshly dead
    together with our hellish hate 
    I see you at Megacon, I’ll burn you *****
    that is your fate!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jose-Batista/100000952184779 Jose Batista

    Well, after going through the whole video on fullscreen, I have this to say:

    With blood and rage crimson red
    ripped from a corpse so freshly dead
    together with our hellish hate 
    I see you at Megacon, I’ll burn you *****
    that is your fate!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lee-Roberts/1343822522 Lee Roberts

    Bij 1: No problem I’ve seen Fifth Element plenty of times…
    Bij 2: … Was rough but I was able to stomach it.
    Bij 3: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS WRONG WITH  YOU AND WHY WOULD YOU PUT US THROUGH THIS HELL! …. die in a fire.

  • Genevieve Davidson

    bones is still worse

  • http://twitter.com/Blujay1524 Jacob Garvey

    I AWAIT YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE SPOONY ONE

    But dear fucking god was that painful

  • http://twitter.com/Caleb_the_Burke Caleb Burke

    Watched thing full payed attention IQ drop big…

  • http://www.facebook.com/silentsufferer Paul De Cypros

    This guy is fucking retched

  • Segatron

    I turned the monitor upside down….

    It was the same video…

    it was alll the same….. all of it…

    There is only one thing left, to take this laptop to the Starbucks across from the Starbucks.

    And throw it off the end of the universe.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cameron-Gunn/1671695374 Cameron Gunn

    omg… Almost diden’t make it

  • http://www.facebook.com/RyanTusia Ryan Tusia

    Oh… My… Gosh… You’re one heck of a horrible, demon-spawn of satan to put us through such a thing. BRAVO!!

  • http://twitter.com/CuriousHare Sui Rose

    That… That hurt my SOUL. But I have succeeded your challenge once again, Spoony One. Truly I am a master of Bij!

  • Sikratua

    I have watched Zardoz, Manos; the Hands of Fate, and Twilight…. In the same day. This is nothing. More Bij!

  • Sara Jean

    …I feel violated.

  • http://www.facebook.com/maria.white.18062 Maria White

    I had to dig out my dogs old tree branch… and bit it in half. The next was my tongue, but I always wanted to split my tongue… its just the wrong way. My fingers on my left hand, I’m right handed don’t need them. My Thumbs? Never use them for any hitch hiking. Even just listening…. it is maddening. Must…. find… peace…But I wonder…. if Ghandi ever saw this… he would personally hunt him down and KILL him. GHANDI, would shank this guy. And I would hand him the shiv.

  • http://twitter.com/LordHeartNight Chris Night

    After watching this vid, my wife and I will now spend hours now trolling this fool! It has now united us in our hate for him. DOWN WITH THE BIGFAZEEK!

  • http://www.facebook.com/simm.myuric Simm Myuric

    Well I just watched 1-3 all ther way through, in one sitting.
    Am I a klingon warrior now?!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jori-Jokinen/100000528236360 Jori Jokinen

    I have to say this is one the most painful things I’ve ever seen…

  • http://twitter.com/orzene orzene

    …. This reminds me of a time back in the day when I was 6 years old and had a cassette tape recorder … The content of a kid with ADHD and Turettes syndrome is essentially this. Good thing I didn’t have a video camera or a YouTube account.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jmanousos Joukalis Manousos

    Just upload a Smosh video it’s going to be easier and more annoying.

  • http://twitter.com/beargrueti beargrueti

    Its easy to endure. Just don’t care.

  • http://www.facebook.com/mark.cagle.7 Mark Cagle

    Counter song!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chuck-Porter/739217490 Chuck Porter

    Jesus Christ, Fazeek. In Soviet Russia, Bij experiences *you*.

  • He that knows

    0:10 Listen buddy I just survived Celine Dion singing Queen. Take your Bij and leave.

    1:36 Welcome to the internets! Here we watch people making fools of themselves and make fun of them. Oh we want you to never speak again.
    4:20 It is up to us to find these fans and deal with them.

    7:49 I want a time machine right now. I will use it only once, to find this guys parents and make sure they don’t meet. Screw the paradoxes and the collapse of the time-space continuum.
    10:36 WTF HE”S BACK!
    After the video: Curled in a ball wondering if I have gone insane yet.

  • Kayl

    … I need an adult.

  • http://twinfinite.net/blog/author/treleus/ Michael Rodriguez

    Guys, I’m scared.

  • Crow

    Now that’s hurt…You neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeearly got me with this one Spooneyone. It’s painful but it’s worth, after I get used to…that mouth, I ralized there is some truth what this guy says. He’s crazy it’s 100%, but this cruel world makes people crazy. Who knows what he had been thrugh. So thx Spooney, it’s painful experience but it makes me a stronger warrior! Give me more BIJ!

  • http://www.facebook.com/admiralen1 Arvid Helghe

    reminds me of jontron only where he is lovable this guy is horrible

  • Crow

    Beautiful *sigh*

    You really tuched the H.P Lovecraft feeling, for a second I felt there ;)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kenneth-Eaton/100000592144443 Kenneth Eaton

    If I weren’t already nut’s this would have driven me insane

  • http://www.facebook.com/vincent.seeger.37 Vincent Seeger

    What the HELL. This guy just made two of my batman action figures jump off their shelf and commit suicide! You owe me money Spoony! Hahahaha

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Harrison-Albert-Jahnke/1012629124 Harrison Albert Jahnke

    I made it through! I experienced BIJ and lived to tell the tale! I am a true warrior and only at the cost of my sanity and my legs, which I chewed off during the video!

  • http://twitter.com/Paranoid_Psycho Kailee Hoskins

    Made it all the way through. Thank god for Selective hearing and short attention spans!

  • Matt

    His speech therapist must have committed suicide. Mush-mouthed idiot.

  • scott meyer

    this only makes me want to slay him…

    I want my eyebrow ridges

  • http://www.facebook.com/drwendigo Michael R Tremblay

    this is the bij that made me fall, I’m sorry my brethren

  • http://www.facebook.com/spartanlord19 Alex Free

    I cant see out of my left eye
    oh wait, I ripped it out

    • http://www.facebook.com/spartanlord19 Alex Free

      I made through 10 minutes of big fazeek, minus my left eye
      is this the worst the Klingon empire can muster?
      bring it!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Justin-Overstreet/100002115588271 Justin Overstreet

    WHY?! WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS?!

    • http://www.facebook.com/sid.kias Sid Kias

      Everything

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