Experience BIJ #4

The Spoony One | Dec 9 2012 | more notation(s) | 

A leader must be tested. Experience Bij.

  • http://twitter.com/SirTobbii Tobbii Karlsson

    I remembering listening to that for an hour when you tweeted about it some months ago Noah.

  • ubdu

    I got through that no problemo!

  • MrSaturn

    I watched MikeJ’s review of Fred. There was little you could throw at me that could equal that torture.

    • http://www.facebook.com/franman781 Kevin Franzen

      Well, there’s the nickelodeon show…

      • MrSaturn

        I don’t want to even consider it.

    • http://pkht.org Jim Boom

      Funny you should mention that…

  • http://solrokentertainment.blogspot.com Sol Rok Entertainment

    Is that all? Weak bro, weak,

  • Klawedflaw

    This is way too easy to handle. Don’t go soft on us, BIJ!

  • http://twitter.com/Stravagante Ruben Baar

    Dafuq, I don’t get it. Does that mean I’m a hardened Klingon warrior?

  • Jusimitsu

    Nanako!~ :D

  • http://twitter.com/zodd88 Guido Palombi

    Well, at least that was short for a change…

    More Bij ?
    Bring it on !

  • maniac25

    Errrr… Fsteak?

  • Radosław Hołdys

    Weaksauce Spoony.
    Hit us with something better. Like Justin Bieber’s nonexistant ballsack

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Deacon-Hagan/100002190854170 Deacon Hagan

    Sooooo why is Galron walking around The D like he owns the Place?

    • http://twitter.com/Eliphas8 Sam Pagano

      Dominion War stuff I assume.

  • http://www.facebook.com/KagatoTheFinalBoss Kagato Jurai


    A lot of people won’t get this one, but the Junes jingle is “BIJ” because it seems harmless at first… but then it gets stuck in your head forever. Problem is… Junes is awesome and no one will care! :D
    All Hail Junes. All Hail Persona 4, my favorite game of all time!

  • http://twitter.com/CmdNuppu Teemu Määttä

    But i love Nanako! Every days great at your Junes!


      Hear that line in the Vita version..

      Much like all the redone/new lines it’s fucking downright scary how bad it is..

  • http://twitter.com/CthuluSpy Nemo

    As much as I liked to see the return of Experience Bij, I don’t get it. What was so horrible about this?

  • NewSpeak Radio

    That’s not true Bij! Anyone who knows what it is will already be hardened against it, and anyone who doesn’t will be immune to it’s power.

  • meltdown2insanity

    Let me get this straight: you claim to be an huge fan of Persona 4, and this is the thing you find annoying! Not Teddie’s new voice actor, or some of the way Chie’s voice actress read her lines. No, its the cute little jingle sang by what most gamers would consider to be the most adorable little girl in video game history!

    It pains me to do this, as I still like you SpoonyOne, but I’m going to have you to turn in your Man Card! You only have yourself to blame for this!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kai-Vogeley/100002421282472 Kai Vogeley

      you just mentioned “cute little jingles”, “most adorable little girl” and “Man Card” in the same breath. I reckon your’s is allready gone? Because if not, it’s about time.

      • meltdown2insanity

        Actually, the fact that I am capable of being able to find anything “cute,” or “adorable,” and post it, on the Internet (of all places), with full confidence, means that I am very manly. The fact that you couldn’t tell the difference between sarcasm and seriousness (come on, I used “Man Card” for Christ’s sake) probably means that you should reevaluate what it means to be a man, other than playing with your “little jingles.”

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andy-Harkins/100001372861168 Andy Harkins

      Wait, what’s wrong with the new voice acting? I never saw it being a problem…

      • Frozt

        Other than Chie sounding like Bart Simpson? Just listen to that laugh…

        Also, yes… what the hell, meltdown? That jingle is annoying as all hell.

      • meltdown2insanity

        Teddie’s new voice actor has a grating sound which feels like someone rubbing sandpaper directly into my ears; and Chie’s new voice actress isn’t bad, but she does have the tendency to sound “off” when she gets excited.

  • http://twitter.com/GamesSaveLives silbmaerto

    It would have worked as Bij if you had put it on a loop for a minute or two. By itself, it has no effect.

  • JKjoker

    that was weak, try a Teddy compilation

  • http://www.facebook.com/FunkyM217 Simon J. Broome

    This is Bij? This is not Bij! You know what my Bij is!

  • thehivemind33

    So that was from Persona 4?
    Like NewSpeak Radio said, since I had no idea what that was I was immune to its power.
    It’ll take more than that to break us!

  • http://twitter.com/KatKaleen KatKaleen

    I had way worse. BRING IT ON!

  • doresh

    Bij? More like KAWAII XD !

    Sadly, I fear this will be the only SMT-related Bij, seeing how Shouji Meguro is a soundtrack GOD.

    Then again… do penis demons count?

  • afbee


  • http://twitter.com/test_zero Doug Hancox

    Oh thank goodness. From the title, I thought this was going to be another episode of Bad Call.

  • http://sbkmulletman.deviantart.com/ sbkMulletMan

    Wait, no, I’m not falling for this twice!

    I remember when Bij first started; Spoony deliberately threw a “softball” at us the first time, then hit us hard with that bitch, Celine Dion! And after that, we got the Bluto Horror Picture Show.

    So this one may be easy, but that’s only to let our guards down. By the next Bij, I’ll be ready! …But if you show us clips from the Dragonlance animated movie, I swear, someone’s gonna lose a nipple! I’m not watching that torture again without breaking into a psychotic rage.

    • doresh

      Don’t tell everyone your weak point XD !

      • Mateusz K.

        Well… how else are the good guys supposed to win then?

        • doresh

          With Tribbles :D !

      • Mokuren

        No no no, TELL them your weak point! It’s the entire reason for Experience Bij’s existence!

  • http://profiles.google.com/jordanselby Jordan Selby

    More counter monkey, please!

  • Sajeh

    The void….

  • Gregory Bogosian

    I do not get it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Steve-Banta/100001416455321 Steve Banta

    Bad in-joke? I guess the point is that I wouldn’t get it, but … bleh.

  • MechaVelma

    the hell did I just watch?

  • http://twitter.com/Okanehira Okanehira

    YES I fucking loved these Experience BIJ! videos.

  • capthavic

    That was more like a drive-by wtf.

  • http://twitter.com/Cunilinbus M. Météo

    I don`t really need more of those, thank you

  • http://twitter.com/LanceOmikron Alex Perez

    I’m confused. Bij is supposed to be painful, and yet this was the opposite of pain.

  • BrendanConcannon

    “Yes Captain Kavok!”

  • Luke_Duke

    Come on Spoony, you pussy! You can do better than that!

  • http://twitter.com/TimeStopper Marcus Igarashi

    I LOVE Junes!

  • http://www.facebook.com/lucas.allen.96 Lucas Allen

    Lame BIJ Man! The past three, I went through with honor. That just equals someone dangling keys to your face.

  • http://twitter.com/RazielStar Kevin Clause

    That’s not even the kinda thing to get stuck in your head and drive you insane. How dare you invoke the name of Bij for this. THIS is some Bij level crap http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjqOVF79beo

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mitchell-Bandes/100001750373297 Mitchell Bandes

      What, the video or the comment section?

      • http://twitter.com/RazielStar Kevin Clause

        The video. If you wanna see Bij level D-baggery on the comments, the Breaking Dawn 2 vlog was pretty ugly.

  • ShadowWing Tronix

    I wish I knew Klingon for “now you’re not even trying”.

  • Adell

    Easiest one yet, I love persona 4!

  • http://www.facebook.com/simm.myuric Simm Myuric

    I guess if I knew where this came from and the context for it, it might be horrifying.
    but I don’t… mabye this was just for spoony, since he said he’s not a fan of anime.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mitchell-Bandes/100001750373297 Mitchell Bandes

    Who is this June, and why do I want to be at her ass?

  • likalaruku

    Okay, imaginary $10 to whomever can translate this nonsense …..-wIj yopwaH buy’ ghotI’. maH legh chab mI’ retlh nIm wIb ngogh yan. -‘egh ghag pagh ‘eQway.

  • likalaruku

    Want to see: Gatecleaner vs Klingon Spoony va Ultimate Warrior Spoony.

  • http://twitter.com/Tab_Brewer Theodore Brewer

    That was WEAK! Give me something worthy of BIJ

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1117315524 Toaster Tom

    I fear I must agree with the majority posts. This Bij is but for children and ferengi! Give me something can sink my teeth into!

  • draxo

    Weakest Bij yet. That’s vulcan child Bij.


    THIS. This is BIJ! Level 100 BIJ. Only the greatest warriors can withstand this level of pain.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1638499827 Steve Riley

    Oh god. Thank you it wasn’t on repeat… Nanako may be cute as hell, but that voice can get grating VERY quickly…

  • http://twitter.com/jonsquall1 Josh Post

    Why does the Klingon sound like Robert O’Reilly in his Gowron voice?

    • DarkSaber2k

      Because the Klingon is Robert O’Reilly as Gowron, that’s why.

  • Alex Stockwell

    There’s one thing I think would make a perfect Experience Bij, but I think you’d run into copyright problems if you posted all of “An American Carol”.

  • Groverfield

    YES! Been waiting for this for YEARS!

    I wonder how soon we’ll get a review of “Night Claws,” whether Spoony
    will do a VLOG immediately after watching it, or make a full film about
    it, or keep it as the centerpiece for Brown History Month 2013

  • http://twitter.com/tariel_corbeau Tariel Corbeau

    OH DEAR LORD NO! *faints*
    *four hours later*
    Okay… okay… I can explain… its the kawaii…. is the kawaii… its infecting me… *rocks back and forth* I… can’t… hold it… in….

  • Kendotuxedo

    I’ve sat through the agony of Experience Bij 3,
    This doesn’t even leave a dent, but maybe that’s what Spoony was going for.

  • http://www.facebook.com/skye.sharpe.3 Skye Sharpe


  • Mo0rbid

    I don’t get it

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Carter-Rosen/100000411432755 Carter Rosen

    I don’t get it.

  • http://mara999.deviantart.com/ MaraBackman

    Why do I get the feeling that this might be meant to lull us into a false sense of security? First we go “Pfft! This Bij is for sissies!” until we get some A-grade kawaii nightmare-fuel the next time.

    • PeaTearGryfin

      That’s what I was thinking. This was too easy. There must be something else that he plans to really mess with us with.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Deacon-Hagan/100002190854170 Deacon Hagan

    Long ago, a storm was heading for the city of Quin’lat. Everyone took protection within the walls except one man who remained outside. Kahless went to him and asked what he was doing. “I am not afraid,” the man said. “I will not hide my face behind stone and mortar. I will stand before the wind and make it respect me.” Kahless honored his choice and went back inside. The next day, the storm came, and the man was killed. Kahless replied, “The wind does not respect a fool”.
    I see many fools standing here.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Walsh/570455360 Michael Walsh

    Everyone who told him to bring his A-Game? All of you can go fuck yourself.

  • ThomasMink

    As far as bij goes.. this was insanely weak. I mean, seriously… Chris Tucker in 5th Element.. Celine Dion destroying rock.. Big Fazeek.. …then this? I’m sorry, but there was very little torture to be had here.

  • http://www.facebook.com/laura.rola.9 Laura Rola

    Ha. All that caused was heartwarming feelings. Come on, give me all you got!

  • Pétur Ingi Sigbjörnsson

    answer me you worm!! -Gowron
    answer me you maggot!! -The Gatekeeper

    Makes you wonder doesn’t it.

  • Evil Otto

    Hah, Klingon bastard! I have survived, and have only grown stronger!

  • He that knows

    This Bij is weak. It’s just some anime Lolita singing. Come on you can do better right?

    *watches next Bij*
    Has God forsaken us? If something like that gets made maybe the world needs to end…

  • http://www.facebook.com/agaerlan Aldric Gaerlan

    Nope. Not registering anything. Maybe the next one.

  • Lockgar

    Don’t be fooled, bij #4 is to let your guard down, before bij #5 utterly destroys you. A clever tactic spoony.

    • Atmos_Duality

      #5 was awful, but a minor nuisance compared to #3.

  • http://twitter.com/MetalDane Dane Winton

    I just watched the 10min version of this for kicks. Your Bij is weak Spoontok!

  • http://www.facebook.com/turtle4049 Dirk Wilson

    no… No… NO!!! “persona” 8(

    • http://www.facebook.com/turtle4049 Dirk Wilson

      well the persona 3 and 4 memories have resurfaced. i suppose i should go ahead and call my therapist again… thanks Spoony >:(

  • Crow

    Um…..What? I mean…Ok it’s a little painful but…After the 4# I expected more. Still thank you Spooneyone and I’m ready for the next one!

    Ps.: GIVE ME PAYNE!!!! (not max)

  • Charred Newt

    I have seen #5.
    This is now as soothing as pure mountain water.

  • Shad Croly

    That one wasn’t so bad, considering it only lasted like… 5 seconds.

  • http://www.facebook.com/gareth.crew Gareth Crew

    Awww… Nanako-chan! This one was easy – P4 did all the heavy lifting making you really care about Nanako (and her relationship with Dojima) exactly so that when the game’s climax happens, you don’t see her as an annoying kid, but as a person in danger that you actually care about.

    Weak Bij. It is your turn to suffer!

  • http://twitter.com/Rpground Rpground

    youve delivered us brokencyde…HOW DO YOU TOP THAT!? I DONT KNOW,BUT I DOUBT YOU EVER WILL! D:

  • http://dragonduskshoard.blogspot.com/ Dragons_Dusk

    Oh god, this isn’t the softening of us up to experience listening to Karen Jarett, you did mention her speaking with Bij of an extreme level. For those that didn’t watch Wrestle Wrestle listen to someone playing Dead Space (I believe that was the reference Spoony gave) only I’m guessing Karen is worse.

  • http://www.edinburghcomputerrepairs.co.uk NoviceTechie

    Everyday’s great at your Junes count please.

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