Experience BIJ #1

The Spoony One | Jan 6 2011 | more notation(s) | 

Klingons use punishment– Bij– as the measure of a man and his pain threshold.

How much can you endure?

  • Anonymous

    I am unfazed by this. Try again Spoony. It needs to be so much worse… like Brokencyde worse…

  • Anonymous

    I am unfazed by this. Try again Spoony. It needs to be so much worse… like Brokencyde worse…

  • http://twitter.com/random_ninja5 Eric Hesselberg

    Qa’Pla! I have survived Bij! Bring it one SpoonyOne!

  • http://twitter.com/random_ninja5 Eric Hesselberg

    Qa’Pla! I have survived Bij! Bring it one SpoonyOne!

  • http://www.facebook.com/octopodesrex Jacob Elias Land

    I have survived phase one. Is this kinda like a no-prize?

  • http://www.facebook.com/octopodesrex Jacob Elias Land

    I have survived phase one. Is this kinda like a no-prize?

  • http://twitter.com/ColdBlooder RomanE1984

    How much pain did this video cause me? none at all… *yawn*

    • http://solrokentertainment.blogspot.com Sol Rok Entertainment

      Me neither.

  • http://www.facebook.com/miffy92 Matthew Mifsud

    What…. what the hell did I just watch?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Blount/702577606 David Blount

    Didn’t faze me at all. Granted I only watched The Fifth Element like two days ago and theres a lot more of Chris Tucker in the movie

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1401021475 David Force

    A true test of Bij, one word…Bieber!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GWAHZPZHVLYEE3D4NQUTWP5HCU deacon

      What kind of mad petaQ, are you? Not even Kahless himself can withstand Bieber!

  • Anonymous

    Thank you Spoony… Thank you for giving me endless nightmares about Chris Tucker. And on my birthday of all days. :P

  • http://www.facebook.com/colicub Colin Venters

    The first bit did make me wince, but I love the Fifth Element enough to make even Chris Tucker bearable.

  • Anonymous

    Well that was… Bizarre.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Oathbreaka Richard Winterton

    See, this may not be fair for me. Im one of those rare mutants who actually loved Chris Tuckers performance in the Fifth Element.

  • http://twitter.com/Firesigma2 ben cairns

    oh come now! it wasn’t that bad of a movie. granted Chris Tucker just sucked in it. and Bruce Willis had the personality of a cardboard box but it was still a fairly interesting sci-fi…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Robert-Bibeault/100000225850229 Robert Bibeault

    All I can think of is WTF?!?

  • Kurimus

    aww that was way too easy spoony, you have to try harder next time, like tracy morgan *shudder*

  • Anonymous

    You twisted bastard, you.

  • http://twitter.com/kingofdoma Charles T. Arthur

    I think the consensus is clear… not only did we experience Bij… WE CRAVE GREATER CHALLENGE! FOR THE GLORY OF THE KLINGON EMPIRE!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jasu-Jokinen/1319832870 Jasu Jokinen

    Request for next Bij: Neytiri from Avatar. I hated that chick.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kevin-Travis/100001864476153 Kevin Travis

    More weight.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kevin-Travis/100001864476153 Kevin Travis

    More weight.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_CKTASLE6SXU6AOCSML5BD2JIGA Kouichi

    You have to do better than that Kavok!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_CKTASLE6SXU6AOCSML5BD2JIGA Kouichi

    You have to do better than that Kavok!

  • Anonymous

    Goddamn Spoony! Are you trying to kill us or what? Well, I survived so I say bring it on you pussy! You’re going to have a hard time topping Chris Tucker.

  • Anonymous

    Goddamn Spoony! Are you trying to kill us or what? Well, I survived so I say bring it on you pussy! You’re going to have a hard time topping Chris Tucker.

  • http://holyjunkie.wordpress.com/ HolyJunkie

    I’ll be honest: That one fucked-up video with the dancing pig was a lot more painful to watch and hear. I STILL haven’t managed to get past 1:48 on that one.

    This one, however… wasn’t as painful.

  • http://holyjunkie.wordpress.com/ HolyJunkie

    I’ll be honest: That one fucked-up video with the dancing pig was a lot more painful to watch and hear. I STILL haven’t managed to get past 1:48 on that one.

    This one, however… wasn’t as painful.

  • http://twitter.com/link343 Mark Howk

    What did I just watch? What’s the definition of Bij?

  • http://twitter.com/link343 Mark Howk

    What did I just watch? What’s the definition of Bij?

  • Anonymous

    Got to say it again….. Goddamn Spoony!

  • Anonymous

    Got to say it again….. Goddamn Spoony!

  • http://twitter.com/VulpesMundi T. Jay Fortman

    Your attempt at Bij left me laughing. I’m far too much of a fan of the Fifth Element to even flinch at Chris Tucker’s squealing screams. Oh and you should have used a clip from Friday, too. Just saying. I look forward to a greater challenge next time. >:3

    • http://solrokentertainment.blogspot.com Sol Rok Entertainment

      Friday would not have affected me. I would’ve been quoting each scene out loud to myself.

  • http://twitter.com/VulpesMundi T. Jay Fortman

    Your attempt at Bij left me laughing. I’m far too much of a fan of the Fifth Element to even flinch at Chris Tucker’s squealing screams. Oh and you should have used a clip from Friday, too. Just saying. I look forward to a greater challenge next time. >:3

  • http://twitter.com/Menamebephil Phil Matthews

    I have absolutely no idea what the fuck is going on.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1813118664 Reza Stephen Lustig

    Deep Hurting!

  • http://www.facebook.com/rsaylors Rohny Saylors
    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Guido-Jacobs/1035660697 Guido Jacobs

      It was bad enough at 15 minutes long, but I modified the link to become:

      http://www.youtuberepeat.com/watch/?v=KyucG76N9PY

      I can’t feel my neural subsystems, and it just keeps repeating…and repeating…and re puddi…Puddi puddi…puddi puddi… x_X

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Guido-Jacobs/1035660697 Guido Jacobs

      It was bad enough at 15 minutes long, but I modified the link to become:

      http://www.youtuberepeat.com/watch/?v=KyucG76N9PY

      I can’t feel my neural subsystems, and it just keeps repeating…and repeating…and re puddi…Puddi puddi…puddi puddi… x_X

  • http://www.facebook.com/rsaylors Rohny Saylors
  • http://www.facebook.com/rsaylors Rohny Saylors
  • Anonymous

    lolwat

  • Anonymous

    lolwat

  • Anonymous

    lolwat

  • http://www.facebook.com/burntfuzz Connor Wojtowicz

    Bring it Spoony, Bring it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/burntfuzz Connor Wojtowicz

    Bring it Spoony, Bring it.

  • Anonymous

    GYAAAHHH FUCK. Okay. I did it. I don’t EVER have to watch it again. You’re going to have a hard time topping that with the next Bij Spoony, nothing twists my nipples like Chris Tucker’s high-pitched ear-rape.

    • Anonymous

      Hah! You are no warrior, and you have no place in this mighty empire leave before I make you regret it!

      • Anonymous

        No warrior?! Grab your bat’leth! I’ll make you squeel like a targ!

    • Anonymous

      Hah! You are no warrior, and you have no place in this mighty empire leave before I make you regret it!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tord-Runnman/100000310106175 Tord Runnman

    This was no test of a man! Your lack of proper training in the art of torture is apparent.
    Watch this and slowly feel your sanity dripping away!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKzqP4-0Z6M

  • Anonymous

    You must be joking! This is childs play, not the stuff of warriors!

  • http://www.facebook.com/Mrsuperduck Michael Conner

    Pfft, if this was bad to you, you know NOTHING of real torture.

  • http://twitter.com/Shaun239 Shaun

    I love the Fifth Element, so I laugh at this.

  • https://me.yahoo.com/a/9p3p2EEbgPljRXauYaCnl4uhCTT78EtX2A--#56094 Michael

    What the- what did I just see? I just watched “the Madness of Roland” before this so… yeah, I get the feeling that today’s going to be a bit trippy.

  • BroJon

    Chris Tucker is girly Bij. Fred: The Movie is manly Bij!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_5JX7E7VZUKKI4FDYN3AKLRSHPI Crudu

    This video is SUPERGREEN

  • http://solrokentertainment.blogspot.com Sol Rok Entertainment

    This is torture? To who? Not me. I like Chris Tucker.

  • Anonymous

    Supa green
    gonna have to try harder for this viewer to experience Bij Fifth Element is awesome, always will be.
    maybe try playing some twilight *shudder*

    • Anonymous

      No! Don’t suggest that! He’ll do it! And then we’ll all be turned into axe-wielding psychopaths trolling bookstores and movie theaters looking for teenagers with a thing for pale make-up and writing horrifically bad purple-prose fanfiction based on Anne Rice novella (which is all Twilight really is)!

    • Anonymous

      No! Don’t suggest that! He’ll do it! And then we’ll all be turned into axe-wielding psychopaths trolling bookstores and movie theaters looking for teenagers with a thing for pale make-up and writing horrifically bad purple-prose fanfiction based on Anne Rice novella (which is all Twilight really is)!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Horobin/100000917734895 Chris Horobin

    Chris Tuckers voice is the one proof that you can be a man without going through puberty

  • Anonymous

    So does Chris Tucker play the same character in all of his movies?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michal-Puczynski/1762678166 Michał Puczyński

    32 seconds. Then I killed myself.

  • http://www.facebook.com/mr.JamesEdwardClark James Edward Clark

    I like the Fifth Element it has space ships and tits and lots of bright colors and Gary Oldman. Though I am glad they stopped making Chris Tucker movies

  • http://www.facebook.com/mr.JamesEdwardClark James Edward Clark

    I like the Fifth Element it has space ships and tits and lots of bright colors and Gary Oldman. Though I am glad they stopped making Chris Tucker movies

  • Anonymous

    Now that you mention it, Spoony, Chris Tucker does an excellent Titus impersonation.

  • Anonymous

    Now that you mention it, Spoony, Chris Tucker does an excellent Titus impersonation.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mathew-G-Smith/100000405657105 Mathew G. Smith

    2 minutes 11 seconds. You magnificent bastard.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=716371395 Borgþór Jónsson

    Oh my god!

    I thought I had been watching for almost 10 minutes.

    How can anything be THIS annoying?

  • Anonymous

    3:20 minutes! Yes! I sat through the entire thing!

    … um… why is there a mutilated bloody corpse lying on the floor next to me?

    … excuse me while I go wash my fingerprints off this nine-inch knife which is, in a completely unrelated incident, glued to my hand via human fascia and brain matter.

  • Anonymous

    Anyone who couldn’t get through this is a weak coward. And your gonna have to try harder Spoon, unless you are weak too.

  • Anonymous

    Is that All you have Spoony worm. My Mother Raised me on Greater feats of endurance than that pitiful Katajq. Bring the pain if you must and make it swift before I fall asleep on you.

  • Anonymous

    Is that All you have Spoony worm. My Mother Raised me on Greater feats of endurance than that pitiful Katajq. Bring the pain if you must and make it swift before I fall asleep on you.

  • Anonymous

    I’m confused. Is this a measure of pain, or the urge not to kill Chris Tucker?

    Cause like he was actually walking down the street when I started playing this, there was a baseball bat in the corner, and long story short I need help in getting rid of a body…

    Oh, and I only lasted a minute in. Damn.

  • Anonymous

    I’m confused. Is this a measure of pain, or the urge not to kill Chris Tucker?

    Cause like he was actually walking down the street when I started playing this, there was a baseball bat in the corner, and long story short I need help in getting rid of a body…

    Oh, and I only lasted a minute in. Damn.

  • Anonymous

    weak, try with a compilation of Jar Jar Binks next, now that one puts Tucker to shame

  • Anonymous

    Your music endurance test was worse :P Some of my friends even listens to that band… *shiver*

  • Anonymous

    you know, that annoying, repetitive Sion ad in blip.tv causes just as much pain to me as Tucker’s voice

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daniel-Joseph-Deibler/31806865 Daniel Joseph Deibler

    What thehell did I just watch?

  • http://twitter.com/VictuzPL Wiktor Jankowiak

    Heh. That’s funny cause “Bij” in polish means “Beat someone up” as a form of an order. So “idź bij go” would be “Go and beat him up” (idź = go there, go = him).

    Interesting.

    • http://www.facebook.com/PeterTheGreat92 Peter Wr

      *Sniff* I feel so proud…to join another Polish man on this website…

    • Mary Sulkowski

      Hooray! I’m learning about my heritage! And delegating violence! : D

  • http://twitter.com/SexyKOT69 Konstantine Rymaruk

    Damn dude… Watched the whole thing… Off to therapy now.

  • http://twitter.com/TheOwlerShow Myles MacDonald

    that was nothing I spit at your Bij

  • Anonymous

    Ha! Is this all the Bij you can bring, Spoontock? YOU WILL NOT BREAK ME!

  • Anonymous

    I have endured your Bij.

    I do not feel pride.

    Only emptiness.

  • Anonymous

    I have endured your Bij.

    I do not feel pride.

    Only emptiness.

  • Bandyman

    *wakes up from cold sweat* GAHH!, *gasp pant* I just blacked out BUT I’M STILL HERE!!! AHHAHAHA! *Gets hit by bus*

  • Bandyman

    *wakes up from cold sweat* GAHH!, *gasp pant* I just blacked out BUT I’M STILL HERE!!! AHHAHAHA! *Gets hit by bus*

  • Bandyman

    *wakes up from cold sweat* GAHH!, *gasp pant* I just blacked out BUT I’M STILL HERE!!! AHHAHAHA! *Gets hit by bus*

  • http://twitter.com/lopsidedmammal Richey Hackett

    So I’m not the only one to have owned Star Trek: The Interactive Boardgame when I was a child?! Experience Bij…only Robert O’Reilly and his scary eyes could deliver that line with any real menace.

    Oh, and I sat through the whole thing so consider your Bij experienced, sir!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/Mangamad Michael Tsang

      Manga has. XD/

      Gain an access chip instead. Coolness. XD

      • http://twitter.com/lopsidedmammal Richey Hackett

        I bloody needed those access chips too, I can tell you. I still haven’t made it to the bridge and it’s been 12 years!! :P

    • http://www.facebook.com/Mangamad Michael Tsang

      Manga has. XD/

      Gain an access chip instead. Coolness. XD

    • http://www.facebook.com/Mangamad Michael Tsang

      Manga has. XD/

      Gain an access chip instead. Coolness. XD

  • http://lamanchanoctambula.blogspot.com/ LMN!

    i lasted 1:37 mins… MAN, that guy is irritating… but i least i managed to keep my soul! :D

  • Anonymous

    HA! I sat through all of Avatar in the theaters! Your Bij Tucker means Nothing to me… NOTHING!

    mommy, hold me.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rasmus-Jensen/578288965 Rasmus Jensen

    I succeded and are ready for the next one.

  • Anonymous

    The French dub took the insightful decision of making his voice much lower pitched. It makes his performance much more bearable.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Karol-Buczynski/1691971149 Karol Buczyński

    Me no habla Chris Tuckerish…

    Also I think the greatest highlight of this episode is this font, it’s awesome.
    Great idea to bring some pain to the fans :D Keep it up Spoony!

  • Anonymous

    If you really want to annoy people and test the limit of our endurance, you should just make a five second video and insert an add break between every frame, because 3 minutes of Chris Tucker is not long enough for him to be painful, while 30 second of any of blip’s very limited range of add is maddening.

  • Anonymous

    The Fifth Element is the one movie I really like his performance in. Should have put in clips from his other movies.

  • Anonymous

    The Fifth Element is the one movie I really like his performance in. Should have put in clips from his other movies.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alan-Gebhardt/1581383053 Alan Gebhardt

    I’m proably the only one who enjoys his performance in the Fifth Element. So it’s like saying “eat this rotted filth” and being handed bacon.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Mangamad Michael Tsang

    I guess the was a computer error in the Bij. Let see what goody it gave me instead. XD

  • http://www.facebook.com/Mangamad Michael Tsang

    I guess the was a computer error in the Bij. Let see what goody it gave me instead. XD

  • http://www.facebook.com/Mangamad Michael Tsang

    I guess the was a computer error in the Bij. Let see what goody it gave me instead. XD

  • http://twitter.com/FizzVsTheWorld Michael Scally

    I have endured your Bij…. And very soon, I shall introduce you to my personal collection…

    Nothing can prepare you…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=622528744 Christian LeChuck Ström

    This Bij was nothing to me!
    Kaplaaaaaaaaaaasch!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=622528744 Christian LeChuck Ström

    This Bij was nothing to me!
    Kaplaaaaaaaaaaasch!

  • http://twitter.com/ScaryReviews Lucas Allen

    Funny thing, I didn’t feel punished enough watching this. I was laughing the whole time I was watching Chris Tucker’s performance in The Fifth Element as Prince and Michael Jackson combined.

    If you want us to experience a real Bij, try using all the moaning Bella moments in the Twilight movies. That’s some real punishment!

  • http://twitter.com/ScaryReviews Lucas Allen

    Funny thing, I didn’t feel punished enough watching this. I was laughing the whole time I was watching Chris Tucker’s performance in The Fifth Element as Prince and Michael Jackson combined.

    If you want us to experience a real Bij, try using all the moaning Bella moments in the Twilight movies. That’s some real punishment!

  • http://twitter.com/ScaryReviews Lucas Allen

    Funny thing, I didn’t feel punished enough watching this. I was laughing the whole time I was watching Chris Tucker’s performance in The Fifth Element as Prince and Michael Jackson combined.

    If you want us to experience a real Bij, try using all the moaning Bella moments in the Twilight movies. That’s some real punishment!

  • http://twitter.com/NiroluS Jan Viergutz

    Is this all u have Spoony. I laugh at your childish attemp of torture bwhaahahahaha

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=802975065 Duane Van Norden

    This Bij was weak sir.. I have to admit to liking the fifth element.

  • http://twitter.com/DarcSeven Stephen Harris

    Your Bij was puny, SpoonyOne. Well…Okay, it’s probably because I don’t really mind Chris Tucker and I like The Fifth Element. I was more amused by the video than annoyed.

    Now if it was a Ke$ha or Lil Wayne song, I would’ve tapped out immediately.

  • http://www.facebook.com/RTRicharii Richard Richardson

    I don’t think I like this bit. You still da man.

  • Anonymous

    Explain Sppoooony Explain.

  • http://www.facebook.com/nille.paulson Nils Paulson

    That was not so bad. If it was Justin Beiber then we are talking.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Konrad-Huber/100000217891821 Konrad Huber

    I like 5th Element, the Rush Hour part was bad though. What’s next? The very best of Jar Jar Binks?

  • The_Hut

    Ok. I’ll take one for the team and make the obvious joke: Bij… Not the Bij… aaaaaaawwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhh!

    • Anonymous

      Or the ever poignant, “Bij…My God.”

  • Anonymous

    Why do people complain about JarJar when Chris Tucker is out there assaulting us with crimes against humanity such as this….I almost didn’t survive this…but damn you Spoony! I cannot resist a challenge!! I will not resist a challenge!

  • The_Hut

    Do your worst. I taught kindergarten. Chris Tucker is nothing but merely the equivalent of anal chaffing.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Oliver-Meyer/1288596186 Oliver Meyer

    I have experienced Bij….and I’m ready for more.

  • http://www.facebook.com/agaerlan Aldric Gaerlan

    There must be far worse Bij than this. Three and a half minutes of Chris Tucker (1/5 Rush Hour, 4/5 5th Element mix) was merely an mild annoyance to me.

  • http://www.facebook.com/theinfamouskanti Chris Adamson

    i enjoyed chris tucker in 5th element. bring it on p’tak. we can take all the pain you have spoony one!

  • http://www.facebook.com/PeterTheGreat92 Peter Wr

    I must be one of the few people who actually doesn’t find Chris Tucker annoying. If this did anything, it made me wanna watch 5th Element and the Rush Hour series.

    Sorry, Spoony, you’ve gotta do better than this

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gareth-Williams/1043431357 Gareth Williams

      Agreed. Maybe because I grew up with the Rush Hour films, but that scene just made things easier.

      The worst bit was just the screaming. It was a bit annoying.

  • Anonymous

    I knew you had something horrible in store for us…

  • Anonymous

    I suffer things far worse than Bij everytime i look in my closet and see my Toronto Maple Leafs jersey hanging in there. Do your worst BOY!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matthew-Raizoku/710678347 Matthew Raizoku

    I laughed all the way through this! I actually found his preformance in that 5th Element really funny, not good but funny.

    • http://twitter.com/NevixAstari Herman Cillo

      The Fifth Element is a movie that you can’t take as a wholly serious movie. It’s meant to be a loud, over the top, crazy awesome action movie.

      Sure, it’s not perfect. But it’s still a lot of fun to watch.

  • dennett316

    Ruby Rod is the man…not annoying, hilarious. More Rush Hour clips would have me enjoying this much less.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Sohn/1510887319 John Sohn

    I hear by declare Chiris Tucker a mortal enemy of the Klingon Empire he must be destroyed

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Sohn/1510887319 John Sohn

    I hear by declare Chiris Tucker a mortal enemy of the Klingon Empire he must be destroyed

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Oliver-Meyer/1288596186 Oliver Meyer

      It will be a deed worthy of many songs. The great Chris-Tucker-hunt, an epic for generations to come. :D

  • ORCACommander

    I… Made… IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ORCACommander

    I… Made… IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/jfrapart Joel Frapart

    I gotta say that wasn’t that bad. I mean it started out bad but mostly it was just clips of one of my favorite sci-fi movies The Fifth Element. I mean it wasn’t exactly the best parts of the movie but as far as Chris Tucker clips go I find those quite tolerable.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jfrapart Joel Frapart

    I gotta say that wasn’t that bad. I mean it started out bad but mostly it was just clips of one of my favorite sci-fi movies The Fifth Element. I mean it wasn’t exactly the best parts of the movie but as far as Chris Tucker clips go I find those quite tolerable.

  • Anonymous

    Q’aplah! I… survived.

    • Anonymous

      As did I, my brother! It was… a great struggle.

      • Anonymous

        They shall sing songs of our victory!

    • Anonymous

      As did I, my brother! It was… a great struggle.

  • Anonymous

    Spoony you are a Sadist!

  • http://www.facebook.com/Caelnias Otto Rosenlund

    I dropped at 0:45.

  • Anonymous

    My god. It’s like a Youtube Poop… but on fire.

    • Anonymous

      This is now the weapon of choice for the teenage terrorist to leave on Old Man Jenkins’ porch.

  • Anonymous

    ::shrug::

  • Anonymous

    I have passed the Hippy Endurance Test in the past, over 2 hours of horrible singing. Chris Tucker for under 4 minutes is nothing, I watch this movie on purpose on freaking BluRay all the time :P

  • http://www.facebook.com/xfirefly Tori Maier

    Most of this was from Fifth Element… and I love that campy bullshit. No problem!

  • http://www.facebook.com/xfirefly Tori Maier

    Most of this was from Fifth Element… and I love that campy bullshit. No problem!

  • http://www.facebook.com/xfirefly Tori Maier

    Most of this was from Fifth Element… and I love that campy bullshit. No problem!

  • Anonymous

    That’s your idea of pain? You fuckin’ sissy! Should I start calling you girls names from now on, like Dr. Cocks?

    (not trolling, just good natured ribbing)

  • http://www.facebook.com/henryjones Joe Straatmann

    After seeing Tracy Morgan in Cop Out, this was almost tolerable by comparison.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alex-Fraebel/1317889001 Alex Fraebel

    He’s way more annoying and uncomfortable in the Rush Hour clip. 5th Element is just too over the top to not find funny.

  • GeoToaster

    oh god.. the pain… this hurts so badly

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=59504418 Andrew Christianson

    That’s all you got? :p

  • Anonymous

    5th Element makes me feel so alone in this universe.

    Because I have never more hated a movie that everyone else seems to love.

    I do NOT get the following. Whatsoever.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/DTAMRNQI5I5A4MLLJ7A5SPFNW4 Toshiba

    Chris Tucker is a great actor. He makes me laugh ( :

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/DTAMRNQI5I5A4MLLJ7A5SPFNW4 Toshiba

    Chris Tucker is a great actor. He makes me laugh ( :

  • http://twitter.com/JimMcGillicutty Tavish DeGroot

    I am just confused.

  • http://twitter.com/JimMcGillicutty Tavish DeGroot

    I am just confused.

  • http://twitter.com/desh182 Darren Eshenour

    Is that all you got crypt keeper? You think Chris tucker can bring a Klingon down?

  • http://twitter.com/desh182 Darren Eshenour

    Is that all you got crypt keeper? You think Chris tucker can bring a Klingon down?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jori-Jokinen/100000528236360 Jori Jokinen

    The f*ck was that s*it?

  • Anonymous

    I laugh in the face of your BIJ! MWHAHA!

  • Anonymous

    Your lozing it Noah

    seriously,

    chris tucker is cool

  • Anonymous

    …okay, yeah…

    …when does the hurting start?

    Dude, you gotta work with me here. I’ve been Furry since ’88. You haven’t even STARTED on my pain threshold yet.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/F74MD7JZ7TERZCWCHEASWTOIJU rageofkyubii

    You people realize this was Level 1, right? It only gets worse from here on out…..

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matt-Flohre/538885031 Matt Flohre

    I like Chris Tucker, and I made it through the whole thing. Do I like, get a prize or something? Level 2 better be better than this. Yeah, the screaming was annoying, but I can take more than that.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/William-Bielski/100000890920870 William Bielski

    I have to be the only person ever to think that Chris Tucker gave a very funny performance in the 5th element. Honestly he was perfect for the roll. All his other movies on the other hand are crimes against humanity.

  • Anonymous

    pain? barrel of laughs more like Chris is proper funny

  • Anonymous

    Chris Tucker was classic in 5th Element.

  • https://me.yahoo.com/a/2rYf.7kZme8hrPOF2nMVA.LfKcnpY1mrfCg-#1f9c2 Whitemage1293

    If this is the worst you got, I’m on the level of Bruce Lee.

  • http://twitter.com/Deimos1984ad Zak Mahmud

    GUAAAAGH!!!! “inhales” HAH!!!!

    Is that all you got….I experienced worse….bring on the pain.

  • Anonymous

    I listened to the whole thing with headphones on. Try overlapping him with Jar Jar Binks and Pauly Shore, then we’ll talk pain.

  • Anonymous

    HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

    I …. trusted you.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Erik-Dujsik/100000196085526 Erik Dujsik

    5th Element is a guilty pleasure of mine
    sorry, Spoony, you’ll have to try harder if you aim to torture me

  • Anonymous

    lol At all the 5th Element Fans coming out of the woodwork. At least almost seeing Mia Jovovich naked made up for the screaming.

  • Iaro

    What in the fuck was that?!

  • Iaro

    What in the fuck was that?!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Filipe-Isabelinho/100000173498272 Filipe Isabelinho

    you think that’s PAIN???? I’VE SEEN NEVERENDING STORY III MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Filipe-Isabelinho/100000173498272 Filipe Isabelinho

    you think that’s PAIN???? I’VE SEEN NEVERENDING STORY III MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/S2Y7Y4VNXIRS4QK5P53VIQZOAQ Straker

    Easy! I seen these in theaters AND I own the Fifth Element.

  • TOYBOXX

    Um, what was this about again?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Christopher-Meggs/100000975709860 Christopher Meggs

    I see Bij, and thing “Oh cool! Spoony is reviewing that old star trek ‘interactive’ boardgame!” and then you stabbed me in the ears.

    It’s on now. I will endure your trials. Ever single one.

  • saint23thomas

    Somehow, I don’t think proving one’s willingness to endure a boring waste of time qualifies as a Klingon test of manhood.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Vadim-Chirchakov/729050430 Vadim Chirchakov

    But Spoony, this is hilarious.
    Chris was awesome in the 5th Element.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=629096586 Daoud Barbour

    Pfft, that all you got Spoons? I actually find Chris Tucker entertaining! You’ll have to do better than that.

  • http://Xaotikdesigns.com Adam

    But I actually like Chris Tucker. In fact, I think that Cop Out would have been better had they put Bruce with Chris Tucker again.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Wiegeabo-Kilijabob/100000074745693 Wiegeabo Kilijabob

      I might have actually rented that movie.

      • http://Xaotikdesigns.com Adam

        I rented it twice. Now, it was on Netflix, so I didn’t pay anything extra for it, but I completely forgot I had seen it, so I readded it to my queue.

        Five minutes after it started, I was pissed off all over again…

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Wiegeabo-Kilijabob/100000074745693 Wiegeabo Kilijabob

      I might have actually rented that movie.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alex-Bobowski/1680516288 Alex Bobowski

    My sanity level:
    A slight headache

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001218463429 Tim House

      Amnesia: The Dark Descent reference?

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_BEKFJ6KI2HTRSFMGSX3TGV7UJQ Tobias Verhulst

        Sanity level:

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_BEKFJ6KI2HTRSFMGSX3TGV7UJQ Tobias Verhulst

        Sanity level:

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alex-Bobowski/1680516288 Alex Bobowski

    My sanity level:
    A slight headache

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_552RXTJHLSGDLEEY3YAPWHK6QI Heckfire

    OK, so light entertainment while we see where the starship USS Linkara’s Foyer delivered you…HA, I scoff at your “Chris Tucker,” my ex-wife has the “Fifth Element” soundtrack and it INCLUDES that bit on it!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_552RXTJHLSGDLEEY3YAPWHK6QI Heckfire

    OK, so light entertainment while we see where the starship USS Linkara’s Foyer delivered you…HA, I scoff at your “Chris Tucker,” my ex-wife has the “Fifth Element” soundtrack and it INCLUDES that bit on it!

  • http://twitter.com/Zak_Aryil Christopher Strang

    Um… ok, I get what you were going for here, but… huh?

    I mean seriously, you couldn’t think of any other annoying Chris Tucker moments? Or are those just the only two movies of his you own? (me too)

    And really, gluing all those moments from The Fifth Element together hurt my soul. Thats in my top 5 favorite movies of all time, and watching this makes me question why that is.

    And if you were just gonna do that, why include the Rush Hour 3 clip? Its just awkard and out of place.

  • Anonymous

    I have to admit at 2 min’s in my brain started to numb but I fought through it

  • Anonymous

    I have to admit at 2 min’s in my brain started to numb but I fought through it

  • Anonymous

    …that’s it?

    i watched jersey…fucking…shore last night. i know true pain. i KNOW TRUE PAIN!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Francois-Cannels/100000004024590 Francois Cannels

    Dude, i sat through the whole torture scene in Audition when i was 16. THIS IS NOTHING.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Francois-Cannels/100000004024590 Francois Cannels

    Dude, i sat through the whole torture scene in Audition when i was 16. THIS IS NOTHING.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Francois-Cannels/100000004024590 Francois Cannels

    Dude, i sat through the whole torture scene in Audition when i was 16. THIS IS NOTHING.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Spencer-Kulani/100000502005247 Spencer Kulani

    Why does this remind me of the Madness of Roland?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Spencer-Kulani/100000502005247 Spencer Kulani

    Why does this remind me of the Madness of Roland?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Spencer-Kulani/100000502005247 Spencer Kulani

    Why does this remind me of the Madness of Roland?

  • http://www.facebook.com/RaNDMlGl Sage Porter

    I don’t care what anyone else thinks. I thought this was hilarious.

    It was hilariously bad, but still hilarious.

  • http://www.facebook.com/RaNDMlGl Sage Porter

    I don’t care what anyone else thinks. I thought this was hilarious.

    It was hilariously bad, but still hilarious.

  • Anonymous

    That was… that was haunting.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ByronDZero Byron McNeal

    Noah Antwieler, you will pay for your sins!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Zach-Helton/1641829796 Zach Helton

    I laughed in the faces of elder gods as they slowly drove their slimy tendrils into my very mind, I could slowly feel my very sanity dripping away, but that was nothing. For now I have seen true horror and I fear that I shall not recover

  • Anonymous

    I couldn’t watch it, the torture was too painful.

  • Zen333

    ….meh.

  • http://nl-nl.facebook.com/people/Gertjan-Van-Damme/1634782431 Gertjan Van Damme

    there is only so much of chris tucker one can endure, this was too much

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YGQB3SRENAU3G4DEVH4BMSBJCQ Matthew

    I love The Fifth Element. Comedy GOLD! Great clip.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Oliver-Summers/1821603239 Oliver Summers

      The Clips are from Star Trek NG video board game (Nightmare Clone)

  • http://shadowdancersworldo.blip.tv/ Shadowdancer21b

    It all started because of that horrible Brokencyde video. Now we are cocky and see what we can endure. Interestingly, the Brokencyde video was harder to sit through, as much as I despise Rhuby Rhod.

  • http://shadowdancersworldo.blip.tv/ Shadowdancer21b

    It all started because of that horrible Brokencyde video. Now we are cocky and see what we can endure. Interestingly, the Brokencyde video was harder to sit through, as much as I despise Rhuby Rhod.

  • Anonymous

    Seeing as i like both the fith element and the rush hours this really doesnt bother and as i type level 2 rock music is playing away. Is it supposed to hurt? I think im immune! lol

  • http://warpedtree.blogspot.com/ CornBRED-X

    I know your trying to say these are supposed to be really bad an annoying, but Chris Tucker in Fifth Element was hilarious haha so ya I found that funny =P

  • http://warpedtree.blogspot.com/ CornBRED-X

    I know your trying to say these are supposed to be really bad an annoying, but Chris Tucker in Fifth Element was hilarious haha so ya I found that funny =P

  • http://www.facebook.com/enes.memic Enes Memic

    This is both sadistic and brilliant.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Christopher-Alden/100000469737019 Christopher Alden

    Seriously, Spoony?

    Fifth Element is one of my favorite movies. You’ll have to do better than that!

  • Anonymous

    Celine Dion should grow a mustache and quit.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Gerald-Swinder/666690802 Adam Gerald Swinder

    Watched it from start to finish, volume up high, earphones in, never paused once.

    IS THAT ALL YOU GOT FOR ME, SPOONY!? COME AND TEST ME.

  • Anonymous

    Vad quv vo’ ‘oh!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Valerie-Dicaire/100000800421372 Valérie Dicaire

    Seeing that the 5th Element is one of my favorite scifi movie this pretty much was a walk in the park… I actually find Tucker pretty funny in this. xD

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Heather-Solomon/100000457091583 Heather Solomon

    What have we done to anger you, O Spoony one?! Save us from your wrath, this Bij is too much!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Heather-Solomon/100000457091583 Heather Solomon

    What have we done to anger you, O Spoony one?! Save us from your wrath, this Bij is too much!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Heather-Solomon/100000457091583 Heather Solomon

    What have we done to anger you, O Spoony one?! Save us from your wrath, this Bij is too much!

  • Anonymous

    Chris Tucker?… He’s good in the way that he has never played outside of his place in movies and media in general. Like if he was to play a romantic leading role in a hyped up multi million dollar summer movie or start up his own talk show?… nah… (but it doesn’t happen for a reason).

  • Anonymous

    MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adrian-Bukowski/100000984124283 Adrian Bukowski

    do you know that: “Bij” in polish mean hit?

  • http://www.facebook.com/SplinterOfChaos Scott Prager

    I like how half the comments are “Why would anyone do this!?” and the other half are “I accept your challenge.” Videos are challenge? I though they’re just supposed to be entertainment!

    And entertainment doesn’t have to be pleasant, so i like this video.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OIMA7AVURGCIKHA2L53ZR36QRU Kris W

    Ya know, I believe my ears are bl– yep, yeah, ears are bleeding, thanks Spoony, ears, bleeding.

  • http://twitter.com/ShellCasket Lionel Myles

    Apparently I’m immune to Chris tucker cause this video didn’t bother me at all.

    • http://twitter.com/REBELComx Benjamin Ruth

      I have to agree with you there. Strangely, 5th Element is the only movie I actually CAN stand him in.

      • http://www.facebook.com/JcDent Martynas Klimas

        That’s because 5th Element is the kickassiest movie ever.

    • http://twitter.com/REBELComx Benjamin Ruth

      I have to agree with you there. Strangely, 5th Element is the only movie I actually CAN stand him in.

  • http://www.facebook.com/cazinatasi Cass Carter-Davis

    nuqDaq ‘oH puchpa”e’

  • Anonymous

    Am I the only one who thought that the title was “Experience BJ?”

    • Anonymous

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_HR5W6ESXFMCIW25BFS6OMVKGK4 James

    this video was only 3 and a half minutes? it felt like 10.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_HR5W6ESXFMCIW25BFS6OMVKGK4 James

    this video was only 3 and a half minutes? it felt like 10.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jesse-M-Danielson/6028162 Jesse M. Danielson

    I watched that, you bastard! Is that what you wanted?!

  • Anonymous

    What the hell did I just watch? It was incredibly crack smokey and very scary

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Limmer-U/608645326 Limmer .U

    the sad thing is i know every one of his lines …..and its hot hot HOT!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Timothy-Jones/1439561166 Timothy Jones

    HA! I laugh at your puny challenge! I FEEL NO PAIN FROM THIS!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Martin-Kearney/585987573 Martin Kearney

    way to easy i think spoony is trying to nice about this because he`s basically a sound dude .go for the throat spoony go for the throat ! we can take it dear god i hope we can lol.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_W4MHCMOJX7Z7XOOZRT6WA4KLZM paireon

    Ha! I love 5th Element, so the first doesn’t faze me in the least! As for 2nd and 3rd, I’m a Quebecois!! If you can’t endure her you won’t even survive to your 18th birthday where I’m from! 4th? As if such mediocrity could even begin to affect me! Bring it on, I say! DO!! YOUR!!! WORST!!!!!

  • Alex Stockwell

    You know which character would be much more appropriate for this? Hank’s father Cotton on King of the Hill. Practically every word he says makes me want to boot him in the head.

  • http://twitter.com/LordHeartNight Chris Night

    After showing my wife this, she told me to sleep on the sofa. Thanks

  • http://twitter.com/IanHaverkamp Ian Haverkamp

    its like the female Nicki Minaj

  • He that knows

    Not really Bij. I survived this since the main guy (guy with the funny hair) is just harmless comic relief.

  • Marcus Lundgren

    I’ve been reading your comments. Wow! You sound wise beyond belief!
    Without coming across as a know-it-all, of course.
    Are you sure you’re not 60 years old?

    I mean no offense, but “kids” usually don’t have the intellectual capabilities you clearly possess…

  • Guest

    If it was Tracey Morgan then maybe, JUST MAYBE, I would have been more likely to submit

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