Don’t have the time to see the whole episode?
That was awesome, I can’t stop laughing :D
Finally someone found a use for the Ultimate Fighter. :D
Haha, i did NOT see that coming :-DDD pretty good.
Yeah, he looks like a guy who just had his entire inventory stolen.
Thats how I felt playing “Superman 64″ when I was a kid.
Tragedy, ain’t it.
Spoony only wished he was that door, at least the pain would have ended by now.
I was wondering what Spoony did after he stormed off the set.
He transformed into a huge, black, MMA fighter and tore up his door!!!!
ahahah Spoony continues trapped in the blagooole of pumpkinhead…however that sounds…
BTW…wheres the rest of Ripper? I lost something or what? It’s un-fuckin-believable it isn’t up!
That’s a pretty good representation of the frustration towards that damn game.
I’ve heard people describe that occurence, but this is the first time I’ve actually seen it. Wow, Rampage FUCKED THAT DOOR UP, didn’t he?
I wonder if that’s what he did to the cd-rom of the game? So much for a revisiting Pumpkinhead. XD
That door should have been more careful around the pulse-pounding music, it’s punishment wouldn’t have been so severe.
Just take a look at my name and that pretty much describes this 5 sec. review in a nutshell! I was pretty much the same way after wasting my money, last year, on such “glorious” titles, like The Awkward Controlling – Mirror’s Edge, the Automatically Plays Itself – Prince of Persia, and The Franchise Killer – Silent Hill: Homecoming. Alright, these games aren’t nearly as bad as Bloodwings, but I payed nearly 200 bucks expecting these games NOT to suck, and they ended up being 3 pieces of garbage shined like gold, and it raunchy odor masked with the fresh scent of lemons!
Welcome to the Home Demolition Network. :-)
Now let’s see that happen to the game developers!
This violence against doors is appalling.
I was expecting Spoony’s wail again, but did not think about something more cathartic like this.
Wow, that’s how you show off an ubber fighter of the world? Have him tear apart a interior door that most people could destroy. But a short and sweet itteration of the review. And btw, can I borrow one of those copies of bumpkinhead? I could use a break from the warcrack pipe =P.
Yep, pretty much.
Somebody got foked to smash up that door.
Just edit Spoony’s head onto that guy, and you pretty much are spot on.
Still funny as hell though.
I love how that door was such an obvious cardboard prop. Heck, you can even see the corrugated sheets.
That was amazing XD Rampage when crazy on that door. Also, got to love The Ultimate Warrior’s theme song.
Holy Jesus….anger management needed O_o
There are cheap doors built like that; I remember when I was a kid my mom got mad at me and kicked through my door and it was cardboard inside.
I think Spoony would break more than just the door xD
I get the same feeling whenever the Hornitos Tequila ad starts.
Great, now I won’t be able to sleep tonight because I’ll just be laying in bed laughing my ass off. Thanks, SpoonMan.
LMAO Yet another entertaining video from the Spoony One.
Soooooooo in this game you play a raging steroid monster who’s into home remodeling?
Pumpkinhead looked bad but it looked more like a “weird and stupid” kind of bad than a “smash your door in” kind of bad. If I know a game is going to be bad from the onset and I don’t have to pay good money for it I enjoy it for the trash it is, get a good laugh out of it and move on. Bad games are pretty fun as long as they’re cheap and you have the time to blow on them. Now, if you paid good money for that game (and I’m hoping you didn’t) and you put like 60 hours into or something I’d understand your rage.
If anything it pisses me off a lot more when GOOD games go bad. Take Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End for the 360. I know that movie based games normally suck but that game was awesome…up until the “lever part.” For those of you who are unaware: About a quarter of a way through the game you play as Captain Jack and you have to escape some angry natives. You have to get through this cave but you can’t do it without pushing a lever that will open this little gate. Thing is though, you have to walk across the log like you’re walking on a tightrope by moving the left thumbstick up and down really quickly. This is hard as hell to do and you have to do it without falling off the log and of course the gate is on a fucking TIMER (as if tightrope walking the log wasn’t tough enough). So once you get across the log the door is slammed shut. It really hurt to pay $60 and get that far and then get screwed like that. And I’ve put time into it too and I still can’t get across the damn thing in time.
That bullshit part where you have to defend the helicopter near the end of Prototype is also a “door ripper” because the rest of the game is awesome and to get to that and get hosed over and over again after you paid the $60 bucks…pretty heartbreaking.
WOW! Never in my life I see a guy tearing down a door like that. If he was green and full of gamma rage, I can easily accept that.
SPOONY MAD! SPOONY SMASH!
My heart made that noise when Spoony reviewed Bloodwings: Pumpkinhead’s Revenge. Rampage Jackson makes it now.
There’s no rage like nerd rage!
GOD THAT FUCKING DOOR.
Cheap doors really get to me!
Oh God, I love the use of the Ultimate Warrior’s theme at the end *skronk*
I thought it was worse than that.
Stupid Cheap Doors!
WHOA! Where did that clip come from!? You know what’s strange though? Reminds of the Hulk…if he were real.
I wish people would stop hiring Frieza to edit these 5 second movies together.
Well played sir, well played indeed!
I really thought that this video would just be when you screamed “PUMPKINHEEEEEEAD!”
This was just as funny.
Wow. Talk about a rage quit.
Agent Snake/Malibu: I HATE CHEAP DOORS!
Is the door you and Rampage the game, or the other way around?
Apparently, they expect the doors of the gym to get destroyed so they keep only buying the same cheap doors. They’re always getting destroyed. My guess is it’s partially so a pissed off fighter doesn’t get hurt, though it would be really funny if they replaced the doors with steel doors one season.
When the commercial that precedes (GREASY!) it is longer than the clip itself, it causes me to question the value of the clip.
you can easily get rid of the commercial, just click the video once the commercial starts it’ll pop up a new window, close that and where the comercial was playing before is now spooney, so it saves you a good 45ish seconds.
anyways, ME PAXTON SMASH DOOR! HURR!!!
People seriously need to stop bitching about the commercials. They’re easy to close. If you want to keep getting Spoony’s content for free, you need to tolerate the ads. It’s that simple. Removal of the ads = removal of Spoony–he’s said so himself.
They’re not even that intrusive, since most videos have a lead-in that gives you plenty of time to click and close the damn thing.
That was amazing.
The Ultimate Warrior theme just made it better.
Bravo, Spoony. I was expecting a 5-second, profanity-laden scream from you. Instead, you demonstrated your brilliance yet again.
I totally agree with masterinsan0, the ads are hardly a big deal. Noah pours his guts out in these videos, I really don’t mind minimizing an ad if the ad helps pay him. Stop complaining folks. That video kills me BTW…blind rage and Spoony get along very well.
Thanks for the laughs Spoony
holy crap that guy is on gamma rage!! though i’m wondering…is that a metaphor for what the game did to you or for what you intend to do to the vial sadists who programmed it? hahaha
Hahahhahahahah Your expressions are great man, thank you for giving this title a review, people long forgot about this horror. awesomee.
woah, calm down Spoony
I really, REALLY want to see an Until We Win of this game…
Spoony watches MMA?
Man, that’s some adamantium rage, right there :)
I feel this video actually leaves an inaccurate impression on those who’ve never actually seen the pumpkin head review; this is far more bad ass and entertaining than the actual game itself, and may even inspire people to play it.
lol. That was unexpected.
Btw, I didn’t know spoony was a TUF fan.
Good morning Spoony, and fellow Spooners.
Wow. Still hasn’t done a commentary track for the Pumpkinhead review? Or an “oh, I can’t believe I forgot about…” additional video (like Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull)? Has Spoony finally learned to just walk away from the rage?
Or is Pumpkinhead just THAT BAD that there’s nothing else to say?
DAMN CHEAP DOORS
i dont get it.
Agent Snake really hates those cheap doors.
Haha, good to see a UFC member do something of value other then trying to analy rape his opponent.
Its an apet metaphor for the torment the game put you through. Highly enjoyable.
RAAWWRR NERD RAGE!
Cheap doors! Anyway, I would’ve felt the same if I’d play that game. Watched the review of it and urgh it seemed horrible. Nice one Spoony.
The first time I tried to watch it, it did that thing where you think it loads, but then it just goes to the “You Just Watched” screen. At first I thought, “My, that is clever. Nothing happened after that 5 seconds of loading, similar to how nothing really happens in the game.” Then I realized, “Oh, my computer just sucks.”
I feel as if someone has no apples from his Darwinian pocket of fish filter washing up liquid.
@ 71 DUDE YES, i was thinking the same thing, it would be awesome, and for some reason I want to play the game just to prove that i beat it. Though, it probably wouldnt be worth it.. AT ALL. Also, spoony, again you have portraid that your behavior is not limited to screaming and cussing and at the same time says the same thing. We love you.
i meant @ 61 sorry
gotta love rampage :p can’t wait to see him and rashad go at it
stupid cheap door!
but yeah, the game will make you berserking
He must’ve played the game, too.
That’s a flimsy door.
For the humor value, I would have also accepted the
‘They put their names in the book. If I see any of these people in real life, I will strangle them’
segment of video as equally hilarious. XD
Shit spoony are you actually a UFC fan or just a tuf fan?
I would love to see spoony does UFC 105 predictions.
Muchos Lovos from the UK
I don’t blame ya, I would be pissed wasting so much time on a game like that, At least the games I own have walkthroughs on Gamefaqs but Bloodwings Must’ve really did a number on you, Is it even worst than Final Fantasy 8?
That just about sums it up.
yeah,that’s pretty much how it went!
Funny thing is, I bet you actually did smash a door apart.
But who can blame you, it IS Pumpkinhead’s Revenge!
ME PAXTON, ME SMASH DOOR! RAAAWR!
HULK SMASH PUNY DOOR! RAAAWR!
PUMKINHEAD SMASH PUNY HULK! BLAG’HOE!
Seriously, someone needs to beat this thing.
The Hulk can get down with it, can you?
fuck jill, this guy is “the master of unlocking”
I don’t mind watching advertisements before a video but if it’s almost as long as the actual video it gets kinda annoying.
And alcohol, seriously? I really don’t find this site and tgwtg an appropriate place to advertise tequila.
That made me LOL xD
The pop-up ads don’t bother me…the commercials do (especially, as Dude said, when the commercial is almost as long as the video you want to watch).
is it just me, or should the video been called: phantasmagoria 2 in 5 sec?
Kimbo was the perfect representation for the hatred you had for that game lol
Knowing that these sites feature the worst video games, movies, comic books, stories(INCLUDING the Sage’s Masterpiece FanFiction Theater) etc., I’m actually surprised that there aren’t MORE alcohol ads, or that there’s not an ad for lemons after the tequila ad!
That door is totally foked!
Was that door made of cardboard? But yeah these 5 seconds are more entertaining than that whole game.
I will never again doubt the plausability of serial killers busting through doors in slasher flicks.
its kinda lame that the advertisement is longer than the actuall video… oh well. it rocked after all
Thats how real men open doors
this game is a Ravines cum shot from Satan in to the Eye ball of of every gamer and horror goer !
If you look down the hall you can see the Door’s brother ready to fuck him up though
Using Ultimate Warrior’s theme music at the end was classic. Noah, you have to do more videos with classic wrestling stuff in them. There is so much good material you could take from classic WWF and/or WCW lol. Shockmaster, Warrior (which you did), Koko B. Ware, The Mountie, Tugboat. I could list a million of em. If you need a consultant for crap like that, shoot me an email lol.
Sooooooooo true :P God this game seems awful.
I wish I could see this clip, for some bizarre reason this video absolutely refuses to load for me. I get the ad and after the ad it will immediately go to page that happens after the videos linking to others done by the same person. I had to go to the comments section to make sure this wasn’t some joke on the game where “It doesn’t exist!” which is totally meta-funny.
he fucked up that door
Pfft that guy is no match for SCIENCE lol
THIS SHOULD BE THE 5 SECOND MOVIE OF 1408
If that door had a face, I don’t think that it would be smiling…
wow somebody dosnt like doors
Hey Spoony what was the Music that plays during the credits?