Oh yes, believe it or not, there is an official Dirty Dancing game exclusively on the PC! It could be the worst game yet, but nobody puts Spoony in a corner! WOLVERINES!
Awesome review. I remember freedom fighters, I loved playing as the Commies on multiplayer and kicking my brothers ass constantly ^_^
Your stuff is great man! Pure gold!
I remember reading somewhere that this game was put together in less than three months. Makes me have SOME respect for the programmers.
Awsome review, i loved freedom fighters, though i like World in Conflict more.
ALL HAIL SPOONY
Where can I get that Dirty Dynasty Warriors Dancing game?
where do u get dirty dynasty dancing
Don’t forget Operation Flashpoint, kid.
For some reason the “Walk accross the log” minigame I just get…well, mental! I get to angry I could torn appart the fucking PC, God.
This video inspired me to buy Freedom Fighters! Wolverines!
Is it me, or does the hotel manager look a LOT like Heavy Weapons Guy?
You are a genius. You have the best reviews around!!
good old noah….your reviews are truly the best on the web
I was crossing my fingers the whole time hoping you’d mention Freedom Fighters…AND YOU DID! GOD BLESS YOU, NOAH! x3
SHAKE DOWN THE THUNDER FROM THE SKY!
What was up with the Notre Dame fight song at the end? Doesn’t bother me, I’m an UND fan.
What was the song they had while the dirty dynasty warriors were dancing?
hahahaha what a piece of shit!!
I think in regards to the pointless buying of accessories and furniture, etc…I guess they figured if people were stupid enough to waste their money on this “game” (if you wanna call it a game) in reality, people would be stupid enough to care about pointless shit in your cabin. haha watermelon.
…That “dancing” segment? That’s a *blatant* ripoff of Elite Beat Agents for the DS, only EBA was an awesome game that deserves a sequel, while this…yeah.
So, I guess they did take your advice, they made a rhythm game clone, only they did it very, very poorly, using the wrong interface (EBA could really only work on a DS) and missing the point (rapid-paced tapping of targets in time with music.)
They just failed on every level.
Noah, that Die Orc shirt from KoDT made this review even better.
God, I haven’t played Freedom Fighters in a long time.
The dynasty warriors dance song, I think just called “I was made for lovin’ you”?, anyway it’s a Kiss song. But where did that footage come from? It hurt.
One of your best.
@lolman: The song is called I Was Made For Loving You by Kiss.
Awesome Review, BTW. One of my favorites outside of the FMV Hell.
Wow Noah, you really like that movie huh. I never thought I would hear a straight guy say that.
The cabin–worst SIMS rip off ever! Does it do anything other then waste your time?
LOL! The picture at the end rocks!
I have to second the question about using the Notre Dame fight song at the end…was it a deliberate stab at Michigan Wolverine fans?
You foolish fool, you brought this pain upon yourself
I get so annoyed at people saying “this and that is a rip-off of this and that game”.
Well, 90% of the time, the game they said have been ripped off was released WAY AFTER the game they’re accusing.
Get your facts straight!
i actually saw that game at gamestop for only $2
What’s the name of that surgery game?
Freedom Fighters is pretty sweet, if brief.
OMG. the song at the end with freedom fighters is my school song. creepy
o/’ I was made for lovin you baby! o/’
That made me burst into laughter. I love you, Spoony. Have my babies.
“why is there a watermelon over there?”
this whole review is a riot, but i actually spit out my soda when i heard the buckaroo banzai reference. hilarious
I mean, at least i think it was a BB ref. the watermelon may very well have to do with the actual movie and have a perfectly good reason for being there, but i honestly wouldn’t know as i’ve never seen the movie or played the game since i have a penis and enjoy putting it in ladies so…yeah…
Yeah! Red Alert!!
R.I.P. Patrick Swayze!
They should dedicate the new Red Dawn remake in memory of him!
In memorial to Mr. Swayze, I watched the MST3K “Santa Claus Conquers the Space Martians” which featured the song “Patrick Swayze Chistmas: Ode to Roadhouse”. He shall be missed. :(
i like you
I want that bejeweled game you made. RELEASE IT.
I agree with the guy above me. Please release it spoony, I love bejeweld.
OMG, the Dynasty Warriors opening was frickin’ hilarious! LOL
And Lennie Briscoe is nowhere to be seen with his cynical one-liners… oh wait wrong game…
I shit you not I saw a copy of that game at the Galleria Mall just last Saturday on 10/24/09, in the place’s Game Stop.
Seeing that reminded me that you made a review for this game, so i decided to watch it XD
<3 freedom fighters. I need to find a PS2 copy so I can play that again =)
Freedom Fighters rocked!
rip the swayzeman
coz thers that sceen in the moive with the water mealans………wow that is fucking stupid
threr are water mealons coz of that sceen in the moive with the mealons…………i just realisd how stupid that is
Guys, he's probably long lost his bejeweled game…though if he hasn't than yes, please release it! xD
Still no commentary track? :O
did you confuse the notre dame fight sing with the michigan Wolverine's fight song, cuz that would have more sense
I would play a Wong Foo GTA clone until my disc drive broke. That would be awesome!
Seriously though, what the hell were they thinking with this one? Of all the games to get a license for, why Dirty Dancing? I honestly don't know any fans of this movie who are gamers, or would even be aware this was out. How in the hell would they expect to even make back the cost of purchasing the license?
I'm a fan and a gamer, so there!
But, yeah, it seems a silly thing to do. Maybe they were able to get the license for dirt cheap due to some strange circumstance…
Yeah!! Freedom Fighters!!!!!! Hell yeah that game was awesome!!
Oh, no…What is this?Reminds me of those strange Minigames that somehow overflow the game-section in the supermarket…I'm glad, that I never played one of them. Looking at the description was really just enough…But well done anyway. Hope you had a little break after that to fully recover the rest of your sanity. ;)
pachenga equals party
Freedom Fighters was such an awesome game. Surprised there was never a sequel.
someday, IO will get off their asses and make a sequel to one of the best games ever. Someday…
Ok I have no idea why, but I just cannot stay awake with this video! Seriously everytime I try to watch this video I fall asleep anywhere before the halfway point. I still haven’t seen the end to this vid O_O – it’s like a Jigglypuff or chloroform or something…
Do certain sounds make you sleepy?
That could be it.
no this game is so shit that even partly watching someone show you the game makes you go to sleep
Freedom fighters was awesome. Got me hooked on squad based tactical shooters.
First off…I love you and want to have your babies. Second off…this is the normal point and click games you find at some markets and a lot on the internet. Who’s going to be buying a dirty dancing game?? Females. And what do designers think women want? To buy pointless things and play mini games.
Isn’t that what all women want? To buy things and spend their free time doing pointless time consuming things?
Yeah, advertisers are full of shit, and always have been.
*hums* “I had the time of my life… until I played this crappy game…” Bah! More KISS darn it!!!
Wow, so this is the origin of all crappy Facebook games……
Just another one to add to the list of games that have no business even existing.
Nice review, Spoony!
i was just watching some ooooold stuff of urs, lusting for a new video wen this popped up after that one was done (dirty dancing pc game!!! hahahaha, how bored am i???) :D
thanks man!! love it.
What is the name of the game shown in 8:33. Something with performing operations ?
I think I know, it took me some time to figure it out. The only clue I had was that it’s a Wii title. I think that game is Trauma Center: Second Opinion.
Yes it is, and I am incredibly good at it.
Wait four copies for about 2 dollars? I hope that was for all four, not just 2 dollars each…
Are you ever going to replace this BlipTV version with the Revver version that is still on TGWTG.com, or is that their responsibility?
Someone could just mod Arma 2 and make a Red Dawn campaign. Would be sweet.
BTW, if you love playing games where you kill Russians, Toy Soldiers: Cold War is fun as hell.
They made an expansion to Operation Flashpoint (Resistance) that was basically Eastern European Red Dawn. :D
I would so buy Dirty Dynasty Warriors Dancing! Just shows that no movie is safe from being made into a shitty game xoxo
this is awful, even the cocacola web-based flash game had better graphics than this shit, and more customization and stuff you can buy. I think they only way this woulda been better is if you found it in the bargain bin for a penny.
They sell this game on Big Fish Games for $6.99 to download. Those evil people.
NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER..except that guy who looks like he could be a stand in for ryu in street fighter
buying shit u dont need – isnt that the standard american way of life?!
well yes it is
Aww, the opening needed the Zhang Fei ending where he forces the entire army to dance to something you would see in FF X-2 or the like.
Man, need to see Red Down.
“Die Orc”? That’s racist!
Your mom is racist!
I was shocked when I saw this game in the shelf at a game/CD/DVD/Blue-Ray store for the equivalent of 7 US. I was appalled and disgusted.
It’s a casual game targeted at housewives, age 40 & up.
looks like a facebook game. Also I like the use of the Space Channel 5 soundtrack
I find it nice to know that Spoony has a background in computer engineering. It makes me respect his reviews from a technical standpoint as well as sheer entertainment value.
Looks like a Facebook game :p
“WTF” this looks like the crap they would place as a online game on “FaceBook”!!!*sighs*
Is it bad that, although I am an ardent Rot3K fan and hate Dynasty Warriors, that small montage made me want to play it?
I guess they paid a ton of money for the licence when the movie came out, then just sat on it. Years later, they noticed they still had the rights and thought “Might as well churn out a piece of shit in five minutes and see if anyone will pay a few bucks for it.”
Or they just brought the rights years later when no one cared so got it cheap.
TFW no Roadhouse game.
Bejeweled + Diner Dash + Hidden Objects? I’m sold!
Spoony, I love that right after they scream “Wolverines!”, you play the Notre Dame Fight Song. As a graduate of Notre Dame, I approve :)