Dirty Harry: The War Against Drugs

The Spoony One | May 8 2009 | more notation(s) | 

The city is in chaos. A new drug lord has taken over, flooding the streets with Colombian cocaine. It’s not safe to set foot outside your door because of the roving gangs of lawless, heavily-armed, desperate criminals. Heck, it’s not even safe inside your door because of a sudden, cataclysmic plague of deadly, coked-up snakes infesting the city tenements!

Only Harry Callahan can put an end to this crime wave. He’s officially off the case, but trust me, he’s had it with these motherf*cking snakes in this motherf*cking game.

  • NucleaRaptor

    FUCK YEAR DIRTY HARRY

  • NucleaRaptor

    FUCK YEAR DIRTY HARRY

  • NucleaRaptor

    FUCK YEAR DIRTY HARRY

  • Torn0023

    Is that Seifer and “A Whore” in the background? Now why in hell would you have that?

  • Torn0023

    Is that Seifer and “A Whore” in the background? Now why in hell would you have that?

  • Torn0023

    Is that Seifer and “A Whore” in the background? Now why in hell would you have that?

  • Lars

    FUCK YEAH AWESOME!

  • Lars

    FUCK YEAH AWESOME!

  • Lars

    FUCK YEAH AWESOME!

  • Chin

    you went the Sopranos route? Wasn’t expecting that. Another great vid though.

  • Chin

    you went the Sopranos route? Wasn’t expecting that. Another great vid though.

  • Tombha

    lol.. great bum! is that a cousin of Chester.A.Bum?

  • Tombha

    lol.. great bum! is that a cousin of Chester.A.Bum?

  • Chin

    you went the Sopranos route? Wasn’t expecting that. Another great vid though.

  • Tombha

    lol.. great bum! is that a cousin of Chester.A.Bum?

  • Martin

    So there’s a part 2 in the making?

  • Martin

    So there’s a part 2 in the making?

  • Martin

    So there’s a part 2 in the making?

  • Stevenlajr

    Haha, man, that Sopranos thing never ceases to piss me off. Even when used in jokes I remember that fucking last episode.
    Great review Spoony!

  • Stevenlajr

    Haha, man, that Sopranos thing never ceases to piss me off. Even when used in jokes I remember that fucking last episode.
    Great review Spoony!

  • Stevenlajr

    Haha, man, that Sopranos thing never ceases to piss me off. Even when used in jokes I remember that fucking last episode.
    Great review Spoony!

  • Midnight Voyager

    Ironically enough, I just shot a water moccasin ten minutes ago. I HAVE DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mary-Sulkowski/1063430223 Mary Sulkowski

       Gah! Water moccasins freak me out.

      I mean, I like snakes, but not big sneaky venomous ones that live in your backyard.

  • Midnight Voyager

    Ironically enough, I just shot a water moccasin ten minutes ago. I HAVE DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE.

  • Midnight Voyager

    Ironically enough, I just shot a water moccasin ten minutes ago. I HAVE DONE THE IMPOSSIBLE.

  • CrimsonDusk

    Damn I hoped you would really end the game and show us the ending because this game I’m glad I never touched in the NES years. I’ve heard there were talks about a Dirty Harry game in this GEN but with this economy and Clint Eastwood’s integrity that’s out the window. Oh and about canceled games if you ever have the time could you make a video were you blog about the cancellation of Duke Nukem Forever that won’t come ever. If you have the time because I think with your humor talent and gaming pathos you make a great tribute to this never to be released FPS.

  • CrimsonDusk

    Damn I hoped you would really end the game and show us the ending because this game I’m glad I never touched in the NES years. I’ve heard there were talks about a Dirty Harry game in this GEN but with this economy and Clint Eastwood’s integrity that’s out the window. Oh and about canceled games if you ever have the time could you make a video were you blog about the cancellation of Duke Nukem Forever that won’t come ever. If you have the time because I think with your humor talent and gaming pathos you make a great tribute to this never to be released FPS.

  • Cathexis

    I don’t get it. Was that intentional? Why make a Sopranos joke if you weren’t talking about the Sopranos?

  • Cathexis

    I don’t get it. Was that intentional? Why make a Sopranos joke if you weren’t talking about the Sopranos?

  • CrimsonDusk

    Damn I hoped you would really end the game and show us the ending because this game I’m glad I never touched in the NES years. I’ve heard there were talks about a Dirty Harry game in this GEN but with this economy and Clint Eastwood’s integrity that’s out the window. Oh and about canceled games if you ever have the time could you make a video were you blog about the cancellation of Duke Nukem Forever that won’t come ever. If you have the time because I think with your humor talent and gaming pathos you make a great tribute to this never to be released FPS.

  • Cathexis

    I don’t get it. Was that intentional? Why make a Sopranos joke if you weren’t talking about the Sopranos?

  • Endigo

    The cut wasn’t for The Sopranos, not directly. It was for the fact that, as he said, the level cut off so randomly, as if they just ran out of ideas.

    Anyway, love the review. It’s nice to see you return to a classic NES review after all this time, not that the FMV and Let’s Play stuff haven’t been fantastic. And of course, love the bum reference. Keep up the stellar work!

  • Endigo

    The cut wasn’t for The Sopranos, not directly. It was for the fact that, as he said, the level cut off so randomly, as if they just ran out of ideas.

    Anyway, love the review. It’s nice to see you return to a classic NES review after all this time, not that the FMV and Let’s Play stuff haven’t been fantastic. And of course, love the bum reference. Keep up the stellar work!

  • Endigo

    The cut wasn’t for The Sopranos, not directly. It was for the fact that, as he said, the level cut off so randomly, as if they just ran out of ideas.

    Anyway, love the review. It’s nice to see you return to a classic NES review after all this time, not that the FMV and Let’s Play stuff haven’t been fantastic. And of course, love the bum reference. Keep up the stellar work!

  • http://ultimate-gamer.org/ Graylord

    Hmm, the video cut’s as you mention level 2, was it supposed to?

  • http://ultimate-gamer.org/ Graylord

    Hmm, the video cut’s as you mention level 2, was it supposed to?

  • http://ultimate-gamer.org Graylord

    Hmm, the video cut’s as you mention level 2, was it supposed to?

  • StR

    I KNEW the Journey song in the background foreshadowed something.

    Of course, at first I thought I was just hearing things. Anyway, good review, I was kind of missing the game reviews. Though I do love your Lets Play SWAT 4.

  • StR

    I KNEW the Journey song in the background foreshadowed something.

    Of course, at first I thought I was just hearing things. Anyway, good review, I was kind of missing the game reviews. Though I do love your Lets Play SWAT 4.

  • StR

    I KNEW the Journey song in the background foreshadowed something.

    Of course, at first I thought I was just hearing things. Anyway, good review, I was kind of missing the game reviews. Though I do love your Lets Play SWAT 4.

  • Rotfbmalfo

    Earlier today I was blowing up my furniture with C4 to find my keys, when some evil henchmen popped out of my drawer. Of course I beat them to death after which they conveniently biodegraded in a split second. It’s just business as usual.

    Great video once again!

  • Rotfbmalfo

    Earlier today I was blowing up my furniture with C4 to find my keys, when some evil henchmen popped out of my drawer. Of course I beat them to death after which they conveniently biodegraded in a split second. It’s just business as usual.

    Great video once again!

  • Dectilon

    Reminds me of the classic Metal Gear somewhat, whatwith all the scavenger hunting and guesswork, only way worse. I move to change this game’s name to Fecal Smear.

  • Dectilon

    Reminds me of the classic Metal Gear somewhat, whatwith all the scavenger hunting and guesswork, only way worse. I move to change this game’s name to Fecal Smear.

  • Rotfbmalfo

    Earlier today I was blowing up my furniture with C4 to find my keys, when some evil henchmen popped out of my drawer. Of course I beat them to death after which they conveniently biodegraded in a split second. It’s just business as usual.

    Great video once again!

  • Dectilon

    Reminds me of the classic Metal Gear somewhat, whatwith all the scavenger hunting and guesswork, only way worse. I move to change this game’s name to Fecal Smear.

  • Jon

    I know some people have been pissing and moaning about new content Spoony, but don’t give in so fast… keep some of this gold on the shelf until ‘we’ have proven ourselves worthy again.

    That said, I’ve greatly enjoyed both this and the two new Swat 4 videos. the Bum segment was the best parody I’ve ever seen in my life… and the fact that you did have a chili dog in your drawer was a nice touch. And should go a long way to show some of your less patient fans exactly the level of work you put into these videos. Then again that might be giving them to much credit.

    call back to Phantasmagoria was also fun to see. I’m excited for more, but get some sleep man.

  • Jon

    I know some people have been pissing and moaning about new content Spoony, but don’t give in so fast… keep some of this gold on the shelf until ‘we’ have proven ourselves worthy again.

    That said, I’ve greatly enjoyed both this and the two new Swat 4 videos. the Bum segment was the best parody I’ve ever seen in my life… and the fact that you did have a chili dog in your drawer was a nice touch. And should go a long way to show some of your less patient fans exactly the level of work you put into these videos. Then again that might be giving them to much credit.

    call back to Phantasmagoria was also fun to see. I’m excited for more, but get some sleep man.

  • Jon

    I know some people have been pissing and moaning about new content Spoony, but don’t give in so fast… keep some of this gold on the shelf until ‘we’ have proven ourselves worthy again.

    That said, I’ve greatly enjoyed both this and the two new Swat 4 videos. the Bum segment was the best parody I’ve ever seen in my life… and the fact that you did have a chili dog in your drawer was a nice touch. And should go a long way to show some of your less patient fans exactly the level of work you put into these videos. Then again that might be giving them to much credit.

    call back to Phantasmagoria was also fun to see. I’m excited for more, but get some sleep man.

  • gshgsh

    Oldboy + Shatner is pure win! That was an amazing review, totally worth the wait!
    And I actually noticed that you were going back to that impossible jump in the sewers :P

  • gshgsh

    Oldboy + Shatner is pure win! That was an amazing review, totally worth the wait!
    And I actually noticed that you were going back to that impossible jump in the sewers :P

  • gshgsh

    Oldboy + Shatner is pure win! That was an amazing review, totally worth the wait!
    And I actually noticed that you were going back to that impossible jump in the sewers :P

  • Geoffrey

    Wow, that was a surprise I didn’t see coming! Yet another amazing review by The Spoony One!

    I can’t believe how buggy and ill-programmed that game is! I can make better stuff in friggin’ GameMaker!

  • Geoffrey

    Wow, that was a surprise I didn’t see coming! Yet another amazing review by The Spoony One!

    I can’t believe how buggy and ill-programmed that game is! I can make better stuff in friggin’ GameMaker!

  • Geoffrey

    Wow, that was a surprise I didn’t see coming! Yet another amazing review by The Spoony One!

    I can’t believe how buggy and ill-programmed that game is! I can make better stuff in friggin’ GameMaker!

  • MaxOutMerchant

    Wow, the end of the review, the way it just stopped, was fucking genius. It left me seriously confused for a minute wondering WTF just happened. Nicely done.

  • MaxOutMerchant

    Wow, the end of the review, the way it just stopped, was fucking genius. It left me seriously confused for a minute wondering WTF just happened. Nicely done.

  • MaxOutMerchant

    Wow, the end of the review, the way it just stopped, was fucking genius. It left me seriously confused for a minute wondering WTF just happened. Nicely done.

  • A Pimp Named Slickback

    The video cut as soon as you mentioned Level 2, great video otherwise.

  • A Pimp Named Slickback

    The video cut as soon as you mentioned Level 2, great video otherwise.

  • A Pimp Named Slickback

    The video cut as soon as you mentioned Level 2, great video otherwise.

  • TNT

    hahaa .. Sopranos

    you are the best :D

  • TNT

    hahaa .. Sopranos

    you are the best :D

  • TNT

    hahaa .. Sopranos

    you are the best :D

  • Anonymous

    I… actually was thinking that you should go get the white suit from Michael Jackson. So yeah, you got me there.

    But it’s great to see you back with an NES game, I’ve been hoping for that for a long time. It was a good review, although I’m not a big fan of the Bum, so that joke pretty much fell flat for me. Also, what’s up with that mouse cursor on the screen every now and then?

    Still, pretty good and the chili dog in the drawer was great. Maybe if it was me, I would’ve done some bits differently – but hey, what do I know.

  • Anonymous

    I… actually was thinking that you should go get the white suit from Michael Jackson. So yeah, you got me there.

    But it’s great to see you back with an NES game, I’ve been hoping for that for a long time. It was a good review, although I’m not a big fan of the Bum, so that joke pretty much fell flat for me. Also, what’s up with that mouse cursor on the screen every now and then?

    Still, pretty good and the chili dog in the drawer was great. Maybe if it was me, I would’ve done some bits differently – but hey, what do I know.

  • Saisinkolimonadin

    I… actually was thinking that you should go get the white suit from Michael Jackson. So yeah, you got me there.

    But it’s great to see you back with an NES game, I’ve been hoping for that for a long time. It was a good review, although I’m not a big fan of the Bum, so that joke pretty much fell flat for me. Also, what’s up with that mouse cursor on the screen every now and then?

    Still, pretty good and the chili dog in the drawer was great. Maybe if it was me, I would’ve done some bits differently – but hey, what do I know.

  • miker

    Awesome review Spoony. Loved the Chester A. Bum impersonation and the Criss Kross Segment.

  • miker

    Awesome review Spoony. Loved the Chester A. Bum impersonation and the Criss Kross Segment.

  • miker

    Awesome review Spoony. Loved the Chester A. Bum impersonation and the Criss Kross Segment.

  • zp

    I loved the ending.

  • zp

    I loved the ending.

  • zp

    I loved the ending.

  • ColdFire

    Classic Spoony Review.
    Great job dude !

  • ColdFire

    Classic Spoony Review.
    Great job dude !

  • ColdFire

    Classic Spoony Review.
    Great job dude !

  • http://www.giantrobotinvasion.com/ Matt Willard

    My God, this game hates people. Oh, well. As one of your sniveling jackals, I salute you!

  • http://www.giantrobotinvasion.com/ Matt Willard

    My God, this game hates people. Oh, well. As one of your sniveling jackals, I salute you!

  • http://www.giantrobotinvasion.com Matt Willard

    My God, this game hates people. Oh, well. As one of your sniveling jackals, I salute you!

  • lol

    WAT WHERE’D THE CREDITS GO

  • lol

    WAT WHERE’D THE CREDITS GO

  • Shadowmancer

    Where did he get the ff8 figures did someone donate them to him?, good review mate anyways.

  • Shadowmancer

    Where did he get the ff8 figures did someone donate them to him?, good review mate anyways.

  • lol

    WAT WHERE’D THE CREDITS GO

  • Shadowmancer

    Where did he get the ff8 figures did someone donate them to him?, good review mate anyways.

  • Pinworm

    Spoony woke up this morning, got himself a gun, his momma always said he fired.. 6 or 5

  • Pinworm

    Spoony woke up this morning, got himself a gun, his momma always said he fired.. 6 or 5

  • Pinworm

    Spoony woke up this morning, got himself a gun, his momma always said he fired.. 6 or 5

  • Kae

    Oh, Spoony. You are so much better than any other reviewer out there.

  • Kae

    Oh, Spoony. You are so much better than any other reviewer out there.

  • Kae

    Oh, Spoony. You are so much better than any other reviewer out there.

  • Freakiq

    Great review, it’s nice to see you can review nes games without feeling like you are stepping into other reviewers territory.

    The bum impression made me laugh hard, a classy homage, I hope he’ll watch it.

  • Freakiq

    Great review, it’s nice to see you can review nes games without feeling like you are stepping into other reviewers territory.

    The bum impression made me laugh hard, a classy homage, I hope he’ll watch it.

  • Freakiq

    Great review, it’s nice to see you can review nes games without feeling like you are stepping into other reviewers territory.

    The bum impression made me laugh hard, a classy homage, I hope he’ll watch it.

  • http://www.likeobscurevainefforts.com/ Nicolas

    Great to see a new videogame review! That was good; not that Swat isn’t a videogame, but I’ve been missing a good old NES crappy game.

    More!

  • http://www.likeobscurevainefforts.com/ Nicolas

    Great to see a new videogame review! That was good; not that Swat isn’t a videogame, but I’ve been missing a good old NES crappy game.

    More!

  • http://www.spiteless.com/ Mark

    As for the second level what hap….

  • http://www.spiteless.com/ Mark

    As for the second level what hap….

  • joe

    Yoshi’s Island is the only game I can think of with a good sewer level.

  • joe

    Yoshi’s Island is the only game I can think of with a good sewer level.

  • Nephilim

    Hehe nice. Loved the pic of crazy Oh Desu :)
    But damnit Spoony.. Now you’ve got me hungry for Chili dogs ;)

  • Nephilim

    Hehe nice. Loved the pic of crazy Oh Desu :)
    But damnit Spoony.. Now you’ve got me hungry for Chili dogs ;)

  • http://www.likeobscurevainefforts.com Nicolas

    Great to see a new videogame review! That was good; not that Swat isn’t a videogame, but I’ve been missing a good old NES crappy game.

    More!

  • http://www.spiteless.com Mark

    As for the second level what hap….

  • joe

    Yoshi’s Island is the only game I can think of with a good sewer level.

  • Nephilim

    Hehe nice. Loved the pic of crazy Oh Desu :)
    But damnit Spoony.. Now you’ve got me hungry for Chili dogs ;)

  • Anonymous

    om nom nom

    I lol’d

  • Anonymous

    om nom nom

    I lol’d

  • Anonymous

    om nom nom

    I lol’d

  • tom servo

    “watch out for snakes!”

    who said that?

  • tom servo

    “watch out for snakes!”

    who said that?

  • Geeze

    I can’t believe so many people aren’t getting the cutting off joke.

  • Geeze

    I can’t believe so many people aren’t getting the cutting off joke.

  • tom servo

    “watch out for snakes!”

    who said that?

  • Geeze

    I can’t believe so many people aren’t getting the cutting off joke.

  • AzureSkeith

    why do you have the FF8 figures i thought you hated that game? haha

    anyway great review

  • AzureSkeith

    why do you have the FF8 figures i thought you hated that game? haha

    anyway great review

  • AzureSkeith

    why do you have the FF8 figures i thought you hated that game? haha

    anyway great review

  • zerosozha

    It’s great to see another classic Spoony game review.

    Keep up the good work :)

  • zerosozha

    It’s great to see another classic Spoony game review.

    Keep up the good work :)

  • zerosozha

    It’s great to see another classic Spoony game review.

    Keep up the good work :)

  • http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/ Linkara

    ““watch out for snakes!”

    who said that?”

    That’s what we want to know! XD

    Nah, it’s from MST3K and the film Eegah.

  • http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/ Linkara

    ““watch out for snakes!”

    who said that?”

    That’s what we want to know! XD

    Nah, it’s from MST3K and the film Eegah.

  • http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com Linkara

    ““watch out for snakes!”

    who said that?”

    That’s what we want to know! XD

    Nah, it’s from MST3K and the film Eegah.

  • justin

    easily my new favorite spoony review. definitely worth that wait you put us through. keep up the awesome work, man!

  • justin

    easily my new favorite spoony review. definitely worth that wait you put us through. keep up the awesome work, man!

  • justin

    easily my new favorite spoony review. definitely worth that wait you put us through. keep up the awesome work, man!

  • BraveDave

    So Harry is switching clothes with a so-called “pimp” who is OBVIOUSLY Michael Jackson from that Genesis Moonwalker game eh? He’s even got the coin and everything. I can see it now, Clint Eastwood is Dirty Harry in: Smooth Criminal. Oh yeah, the possibilities are endless.

    And uh, what’s a hooker doing with three police badges anyway?

  • BraveDave

    So Harry is switching clothes with a so-called “pimp” who is OBVIOUSLY Michael Jackson from that Genesis Moonwalker game eh? He’s even got the coin and everything. I can see it now, Clint Eastwood is Dirty Harry in: Smooth Criminal. Oh yeah, the possibilities are endless.

    And uh, what’s a hooker doing with three police badges anyway?

  • BraveDave

    So Harry is switching clothes with a so-called “pimp” who is OBVIOUSLY Michael Jackson from that Genesis Moonwalker game eh? He’s even got the coin and everything. I can see it now, Clint Eastwood is Dirty Harry in: Smooth Criminal. Oh yeah, the possibilities are endless.

    And uh, what’s a hooker doing with three police badges anyway?

  • Anonymouse

    What about the sewer levels in Super Mario Bros? Those were fun.

  • Anonymouse

    What about the sewer levels in Super Mario Bros? Those were fun.

  • Anonymouse

    What about the sewer levels in Super Mario Bros? Those were fun.

  • Julie N.

    Yessss. Brilliant way to start the, um, evening. The Phantasmagoria bit brought back some wonderfully weird memories, and you do a surprisingly good Chester. I’m gonna concur with StR and say that–though I love SWAT–it’s great to see a classic review again :D

  • Julie N.

    Yessss. Brilliant way to start the, um, evening. The Phantasmagoria bit brought back some wonderfully weird memories, and you do a surprisingly good Chester. I’m gonna concur with StR and say that–though I love SWAT–it’s great to see a classic review again :D

  • Julie N.

    Yessss. Brilliant way to start the, um, evening. The Phantasmagoria bit brought back some wonderfully weird memories, and you do a surprisingly good Chester. I’m gonna concur with StR and say that–though I love SWAT–it’s great to see a classic review again :D

  • Hoodedshyguy

    Great review as always. Would love to see you actually cover the next level but the joke was worth it.

  • Hoodedshyguy

    Great review as always. Would love to see you actually cover the next level but the joke was worth it.

  • Hoodedshyguy

    Great review as always. Would love to see you actually cover the next level but the joke was worth it.

  • GrandMarshal

    Lol hell yeah i keep chilly dogs in my night stand! Anouther great review spoony!

  • GrandMarshal

    Lol hell yeah i keep chilly dogs in my night stand! Anouther great review spoony!

  • GrandMarshal

    Lol hell yeah i keep chilly dogs in my night stand! Anouther great review spoony!

  • NastyNate

    Why do I hear Journey around 9:35? If it has anything to do with the original Dirty Harry then Ive never seen it.

  • NastyNate

    Why do I hear Journey around 9:35? If it has anything to do with the original Dirty Harry then Ive never seen it.

  • Tommy

    Loved the review, I was suprised with all the loose wiring from fuse boxes you ran into that you didn’t start keeping a count. All in all, terrible game, great review

  • Tommy

    Loved the review, I was suprised with all the loose wiring from fuse boxes you ran into that you didn’t start keeping a count. All in all, terrible game, great review

  • NastyNate

    Why do I hear Journey around 9:35? If it has anything to do with the original Dirty Harry then Ive never seen it.

  • Tommy

    Loved the review, I was suprised with all the loose wiring from fuse boxes you ran into that you didn’t start keeping a count. All in all, terrible game, great review

  • Slash Prower

    Ah, I get the abrupt ending. Nice one.

  • Slash Prower

    Ah, I get the abrupt ending. Nice one.

  • Slash Prower

    Ah, I get the abrupt ending. Nice one.

  • King Poubar

    Another fantastic review there Noah, keep it up dude you keep me entertained.

  • King Poubar

    Another fantastic review there Noah, keep it up dude you keep me entertained.

  • King Poubar

    Another fantastic review there Noah, keep it up dude you keep me entertained.

  • Rattrap007

    Great ending. Took me a second. Very nice!

  • Rattrap007

    Great ending. Took me a second. Very nice!

  • Rattrap007

    Great ending. Took me a second. Very nice!

  • robisalive

    wow. first of all, thanks for all the updates the past few days Noah. who ever says you dont update enough is a liar and a fool. second, awesome review. this looks like the most frustrating game EVER. even worse than byou billy

  • robisalive

    wow. first of all, thanks for all the updates the past few days Noah. who ever says you dont update enough is a liar and a fool. second, awesome review. this looks like the most frustrating game EVER. even worse than byou billy

  • robisalive

    wow. first of all, thanks for all the updates the past few days Noah. who ever says you dont update enough is a liar and a fool. second, awesome review. this looks like the most frustrating game EVER. even worse than byou billy

  • Smith

    Nice review, cool FF8 figures on the shelf, and Why was Journey playing in the background? I don’t have anything against Journey or anything, it is a good song, it just surprised me is all.

  • Smith

    Nice review, cool FF8 figures on the shelf, and Why was Journey playing in the background? I don’t have anything against Journey or anything, it is a good song, it just surprised me is all.

  • Smith

    Nice review, cool FF8 figures on the shelf, and Why was Journey playing in the background? I don’t have anything against Journey or anything, it is a good song, it just surprised me is all.

  • Mehow

    Get some rest my friend! Great job! I LOVED it!

  • Mehow

    Get some rest my friend! Great job! I LOVED it!

  • Mehow

    Get some rest my friend! Great job! I LOVED it!

  • Mistah J

    Looks like that fan of yours from the forums finally sent you those FF8 toys. I have a bunch from FF7 and FF8. Don’t ask me why since I hate both games.

    I liked the reference to TGWTG’s Bum Reviews, but you should’ve included “CHANGE?! Anybody got change?!”

  • Mistah J

    Looks like that fan of yours from the forums finally sent you those FF8 toys. I have a bunch from FF7 and FF8. Don’t ask me why since I hate both games.

    I liked the reference to TGWTG’s Bum Reviews, but you should’ve included “CHANGE?! Anybody got change?!”

  • Mistah J

    Looks like that fan of yours from the forums finally sent you those FF8 toys. I have a bunch from FF7 and FF8. Don’t ask me why since I hate both games.

    I liked the reference to TGWTG’s Bum Reviews, but you should’ve included “CHANGE?! Anybody got change?!”

  • Tombert

    Yeah, those early movie games were pretty awful. I still have that piece of shit “Wayne’s World” in my collection. I don’t have Dirty Harry, but looking at your review, I doubt I need it.

    Good review, keep them up. I like your videos.

  • Tombert

    Yeah, those early movie games were pretty awful. I still have that piece of shit “Wayne’s World” in my collection. I don’t have Dirty Harry, but looking at your review, I doubt I need it.

    Good review, keep them up. I like your videos.

  • Tombert

    Yeah, those early movie games were pretty awful. I still have that piece of shit “Wayne’s World” in my collection. I don’t have Dirty Harry, but looking at your review, I doubt I need it.

    Good review, keep them up. I like your videos.

  • Tracey

    I seriously was like “Oh, this is just a normal terrible NES game” until you started talking about the ‘fuck you’ no exit room. Jesus, that whole development team must have been a bunch of pricks.

    Great review as always. You do a pretty fantastic impersonation of the bum, too. XD

  • Tracey

    I seriously was like “Oh, this is just a normal terrible NES game” until you started talking about the ‘fuck you’ no exit room. Jesus, that whole development team must have been a bunch of pricks.

    Great review as always. You do a pretty fantastic impersonation of the bum, too. XD

  • Tracey

    I seriously was like “Oh, this is just a normal terrible NES game” until you started talking about the ‘fuck you’ no exit room. Jesus, that whole development team must have been a bunch of pricks.

    Great review as always. You do a pretty fantastic impersonation of the bum, too. XD

  • Matt

    Nah, I don’t think they needed to bother putting ‘Dirty Harry’ in the titles of all the follow-up films. They don’t do it for the James Bond movies, either.

  • Matt

    Nah, I don’t think they needed to bother putting ‘Dirty Harry’ in the titles of all the follow-up films. They don’t do it for the James Bond movies, either.

  • Matt

    Nah, I don’t think they needed to bother putting ‘Dirty Harry’ in the titles of all the follow-up films. They don’t do it for the James Bond movies, either.

  • the8lbfish

    nice loved the joke at the end when you were talking about how the level did’nt end with the boss and then you cut the video at an ackward time ingeniuos

  • the8lbfish

    nice loved the joke at the end when you were talking about how the level did’nt end with the boss and then you cut the video at an ackward time ingeniuos

  • the8lbfish

    nice loved the joke at the end when you were talking about how the level did’nt end with the boss and then you cut the video at an ackward time ingeniuos

  • Jess

    Touche, Mr. Spoonyman.

    By the way, that was THE GREATEST IMPRESSION OF THE BUM I’VE SEEN!

  • Jess

    Touche, Mr. Spoonyman.

    By the way, that was THE GREATEST IMPRESSION OF THE BUM I’VE SEEN!

  • Jess

    Touche, Mr. Spoonyman.

    By the way, that was THE GREATEST IMPRESSION OF THE BUM I’VE SEEN!

  • Kuncoss

    An old-fashioned NES review? That was a long time ago we saw one of those from you! As always; very entertaining, Spoony! Really laughed at the Snake and Terminator references ^_^

  • Kuncoss

    An old-fashioned NES review? That was a long time ago we saw one of those from you! As always; very entertaining, Spoony! Really laughed at the Snake and Terminator references ^_^

  • Kuncoss

    An old-fashioned NES review? That was a long time ago we saw one of those from you! As always; very entertaining, Spoony! Really laughed at the Snake and Terminator references ^_^

  • Fechi

    No!!
    Snake!?Snaaaaaaaaake!!!
    weird ending, didnt get it at first.
    Now I wana know how the level 2 is

  • Fechi

    No!!
    Snake!?Snaaaaaaaaake!!!
    weird ending, didnt get it at first.
    Now I wana know how the level 2 is

  • Fechi

    No!!
    Snake!?Snaaaaaaaaake!!!
    weird ending, didnt get it at first.
    Now I wana know how the level 2 is

  • Aggs

    Nice. I wasn’t expecting a review after you cranked out two SWAT missions. Great stuff!

  • Aggs

    Nice. I wasn’t expecting a review after you cranked out two SWAT missions. Great stuff!

  • Aggs

    Nice. I wasn’t expecting a review after you cranked out two SWAT missions. Great stuff!

  • Martze

    Good stuff; I hope to see more classic game reviews in the future.

    The NES video capture wasn’t great (bad aspect ratio, crappy filter, and mouse cursor on the screen), but it wasn’t that big a deal.

  • Martze

    Good stuff; I hope to see more classic game reviews in the future.

    The NES video capture wasn’t great (bad aspect ratio, crappy filter, and mouse cursor on the screen), but it wasn’t that big a deal.

  • Martze

    Good stuff; I hope to see more classic game reviews in the future.

    The NES video capture wasn’t great (bad aspect ratio, crappy filter, and mouse cursor on the screen), but it wasn’t that big a deal.

  • 1130210

    Wen are you going to post more articles?

  • 1130210

    Wen are you going to post more articles?

  • 1130210

    Wen are you going to post more articles?

  • Mook

    Needs less Nostalgia Critic jokes. He repeats his jokes ad-nauseum enough as it is, I don’t know about everyone else but I find NC’s bland repetitive style of humour a pollutant in Spoony’s stuff. You’re witty and a great writer spoony; you don’t need a frizzy wig and a beany hat to be funny.

  • Mook

    Needs less Nostalgia Critic jokes. He repeats his jokes ad-nauseum enough as it is, I don’t know about everyone else but I find NC’s bland repetitive style of humour a pollutant in Spoony’s stuff. You’re witty and a great writer spoony; you don’t need a frizzy wig and a beany hat to be funny.

  • Mook

    Needs less Nostalgia Critic jokes. He repeats his jokes ad-nauseum enough as it is, I don’t know about everyone else but I find NC’s bland repetitive style of humour a pollutant in Spoony’s stuff. You’re witty and a great writer spoony; you don’t need a frizzy wig and a beany hat to be funny.

  • http://brinty.albal.co.uk/ Brinty

    Needs less nostalgia critic joke, bum reviews = least funny thing on the site

  • http://brinty.albal.co.uk/ Brinty

    Needs less nostalgia critic joke, bum reviews = least funny thing on the site

  • http://brinty.albal.co.uk Brinty

    Needs less nostalgia critic joke, bum reviews = least funny thing on the site

  • mr.penguin

    You’re the best spoony! Pretty damn good review, you should release stuff more often, can’t get enough of them. ^^

  • mr.penguin

    You’re the best spoony! Pretty damn good review, you should release stuff more often, can’t get enough of them. ^^

  • mr.penguin

    You’re the best spoony! Pretty damn good review, you should release stuff more often, can’t get enough of them. ^^

  • Squadiee

    Awesome review! (As usual!)

  • Squadiee

    Awesome review! (As usual!)

  • Squadiee

    Awesome review! (As usual!)

  • WHOOP!!

    I don’t get the ending. Dirty Harry reference?

  • WHOOP!!

    I don’t get the ending. Dirty Harry reference?

  • WHOOP!!

    I don’t get the ending. Dirty Harry reference?

  • alahos

    The sewers kinda look like the pump station in Jurassic Park for the Genesis, don’t they?

  • alahos

    The sewers kinda look like the pump station in Jurassic Park for the Genesis, don’t they?

  • Ed

    OH MY GOD THAT WAS THE GREATEST DIRTY HARRY: THE WAR AGAINST DRUGS REVIEW I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY *LIFE*!

  • Ed

    OH MY GOD THAT WAS THE GREATEST DIRTY HARRY: THE WAR AGAINST DRUGS REVIEW I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY *LIFE*!

  • alahos

    The sewers kinda look like the pump station in Jurassic Park for the Genesis, don’t they?

  • Ed

    OH MY GOD THAT WAS THE GREATEST DIRTY HARRY: THE WAR AGAINST DRUGS REVIEW I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY *LIFE*!

  • Donny

    Ugh, please don’t rip off jokes from the Nostalgia Critic. I’d hate to have to start hating you too.

  • Donny

    Ugh, please don’t rip off jokes from the Nostalgia Critic. I’d hate to have to start hating you too.

  • Donny

    Ugh, please don’t rip off jokes from the Nostalgia Critic. I’d hate to have to start hating you too.

  • DrGero

    Ha, good review. Seems like it’s been a while since you actually reviewed a game.

    Nice ending too. Took me a minute to get it.

  • DrGero

    Ha, good review. Seems like it’s been a while since you actually reviewed a game.

    Nice ending too. Took me a minute to get it.

  • groskino

    @ spoony: you sir, are the most amazing person i have ever seen in my live!
    really, you have talent, and you do something with it…

  • groskino

    @ spoony: you sir, are the most amazing person i have ever seen in my live!
    really, you have talent, and you do something with it…

  • DrGero

    Ha, good review. Seems like it’s been a while since you actually reviewed a game.

    Nice ending too. Took me a minute to get it.

  • groskino

    @ spoony: you sir, are the most amazing person i have ever seen in my live!
    really, you have talent, and you do something with it…

  • Meta

    That was….abrupt. Anyway, great review.

  • Meta

    That was….abrupt. Anyway, great review.

  • Meta

    That was….abrupt. Anyway, great review.

  • Kisakk

    “Don’t rip of jokes” ? Really, Ed? Anyway, great review. Thanks a lot for this!

  • Kisakk

    “Don’t rip of jokes” ? Really, Ed? Anyway, great review. Thanks a lot for this!

  • Kisakk

    “Don’t rip of jokes” ? Really, Ed? Anyway, great review. Thanks a lot for this!

  • mikkabouzu

    Celebrity golden throats’ William Shatner Lucy and the Sky with Diamonds cover = pure, solid gold

    MR. TAMBOURINE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • mikkabouzu

    Celebrity golden throats’ William Shatner Lucy and the Sky with Diamonds cover = pure, solid gold

    MR. TAMBOURINE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • mikkabouzu

    Celebrity golden throats’ William Shatner Lucy and the Sky with Diamonds cover = pure, solid gold

    MR. TAMBOURINE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • rob

    I like what you did with the ending, very clever.

  • rob

    I like what you did with the ending, very clever.

  • rob

    I like what you did with the ending, very clever.

  • wotnografix

    @ thespoonyone

    You got this so wrong. Clint Eastwood is ‘Wolverines’ dad.

    Why is John ‘Saturday Night Fever’ Travolta trading clothes with ‘Moonwalker’ Jackson?

    It’s a Knightmare!

    Button Moon… to follow Mr Spoon…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu0o6u1VmGE

    Good vid :)

  • wotnografix

    @ thespoonyone

    You got this so wrong. Clint Eastwood is ‘Wolverines’ dad.

    Why is John ‘Saturday Night Fever’ Travolta trading clothes with ‘Moonwalker’ Jackson?

    It’s a Knightmare!

    Button Moon… to follow Mr Spoon…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu0o6u1VmGE

    Good vid :)

  • wotnografix

    @ thespoonyone

    You got this so wrong. Clint Eastwood is ‘Wolverines’ dad.

    Why is John ‘Saturday Night Fever’ Travolta trading clothes with ‘Moonwalker’ Jackson?

    It’s a Knightmare!

    Button Moon… to follow Mr Spoon…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu0o6u1VmGE

    Good vid :)

  • Streetfighterlord

    Nice Rinoa and Sepher figurines. God FF8 will the memory never be forgotten.

  • Streetfighterlord

    Nice Rinoa and Sepher figurines. God FF8 will the memory never be forgotten.

  • http://www.spazzmaster8705.webs.com/ Spazz Master

    Um…Soparanos?

  • http://www.spazzmaster8705.webs.com/ Spazz Master

    Um…Soparanos?

  • Streetfighterlord

    Nice Rinoa and Sepher figurines. God FF8 will the memory never be forgotten.

  • http://www.spazzmaster8705.webs.com Spazz Master

    Um…Soparanos?

  • Memph

    Nice Spoony,
    Now that game is a piece of crap. I thought i was the only one that has ever played that game.
    Never made it as far as you did, though. Got stressed out at the wire. then i returned the game and traded it for Low G man. Wish i had your “Happy Pills” then…… or right now even.

    Anyway, keep up the good work. Take as much time as you need. Fuck them complainin’ dipshits.

  • Memph

    Nice Spoony,
    Now that game is a piece of crap. I thought i was the only one that has ever played that game.
    Never made it as far as you did, though. Got stressed out at the wire. then i returned the game and traded it for Low G man. Wish i had your “Happy Pills” then…… or right now even.

    Anyway, keep up the good work. Take as much time as you need. Fuck them complainin’ dipshits.

  • Memph

    Nice Spoony,
    Now that game is a piece of crap. I thought i was the only one that has ever played that game.
    Never made it as far as you did, though. Got stressed out at the wire. then i returned the game and traded it for Low G man. Wish i had your “Happy Pills” then…… or right now even.

    Anyway, keep up the good work. Take as much time as you need. Fuck them complainin’ dipshits.

  • Brendoz

    What’s with the suddent ending! did this just happen to me? you were just about to say some thing and it all went black and then text came made by spoony etc etc ? anyone else experience this?

  • Brendoz

    What’s with the suddent ending! did this just happen to me? you were just about to say some thing and it all went black and then text came made by spoony etc etc ? anyone else experience this?

  • Brendoz

    What’s with the suddent ending! did this just happen to me? you were just about to say some thing and it all went black and then text came made by spoony etc etc ? anyone else experience this?

  • CaptainFapMaster

    Ending happened to me too.

  • CaptainFapMaster

    Ending happened to me too.

  • CaptainFapMaster

    Ending happened to me too.

  • http://www.google.com/ PatMan33

    Niiiiice… clever touch with the ending too.

  • http://www.google.com/ PatMan33

    Niiiiice… clever touch with the ending too.

  • http://www.google.com PatMan33

    Niiiiice… clever touch with the ending too.

  • mega mwong04

    Oh so it wasnt my PC’s problem it was sudden ending just now weird very weird

  • mega mwong04

    Oh so it wasnt my PC’s problem it was sudden ending just now weird very weird

  • Godaigamer

    That was a pretty awesome review, but seeing the mouse cursor in most of the game clips ruined the “realism” of you actually playing this on a NES. Granted, with controls as bad as those I would go crazy if I didn’t use save states.

    Kudos on the MST3K reference at the end as well.

  • Godaigamer

    That was a pretty awesome review, but seeing the mouse cursor in most of the game clips ruined the “realism” of you actually playing this on a NES. Granted, with controls as bad as those I would go crazy if I didn’t use save states.

    Kudos on the MST3K reference at the end as well.

  • Godaigamer

    That was a pretty awesome review, but seeing the mouse cursor in most of the game clips ruined the “realism” of you actually playing this on a NES. Granted, with controls as bad as those I would go crazy if I didn’t use save states.

    Kudos on the MST3K reference at the end as well.

  • DeathsHead419

    Those FF8 figures in the background…

    Is that a hint of a coming FF8 review with a doll sketch perhaps? Or just a little reminder that you havent forgotten the scourge?

  • DeathsHead419

    Those FF8 figures in the background…

    Is that a hint of a coming FF8 review with a doll sketch perhaps? Or just a little reminder that you havent forgotten the scourge?

  • DeathsHead419

    Those FF8 figures in the background…

    Is that a hint of a coming FF8 review with a doll sketch perhaps? Or just a little reminder that you havent forgotten the scourge?

  • Andrew The Eternal

    What happened to the rest of the review? Were you mumbling Candle Jack under your breath so he wou

  • Andrew The Eternal

    What happened to the rest of the review? Were you mumbling Candle Jack under your breath so he wou

  • Andrew The Eternal

    What happened to the rest of the review? Were you mumbling Candle Jack under your breath so he wou

  • oliver

    hmmm not your best vid . i hope you not going shit like the avgn :((( but i love ur last years work

  • oliver

    hmmm not your best vid . i hope you not going shit like the avgn :((( but i love ur last years work

  • oliver

    hmmm not your best vid . i hope you not going shit like the avgn :((( but i love ur last years work

  • David Ribeiro

    The ending has nothing to do with The Sopranos. Yes, I understand that was the same kind of ending, but it was not related to the Sopranos. He was talking about the abrupt ending of the level and reproduced it on the video. You just felt the same as he felt playing the game. :-)

    About the references, it was very explicit on the Chest A. Bum part, but I don’t think many people got the AVGN part(at least I didn’t see many comments on that)… the “FUCK… ASS… COCK!!” thing is one of his “trademarks”. It is actually the second rant Spoony does that(first time people didn’t seem to notice as well), and in this rant he actually did it twice.

    I noticed Spoony is going thru the phase where he is experimenting things with the character and the editing. I’m not complaining because he is awesome and he does it right. The only thing that bothers me a bit is that he is doing it mostly in the endings, and for some reason I’m missing the great endings he usually delivers, but it’s not a big deal.

    But hey, as long as he doesn’t start to include random guests like AVGN does, I’m happy! Spoony is the only reviewer that doesn’t make me fell vicarious shame because he doesn’t do that.

    You are great!

    DR

  • David Ribeiro

    The ending has nothing to do with The Sopranos. Yes, I understand that was the same kind of ending, but it was not related to the Sopranos. He was talking about the abrupt ending of the level and reproduced it on the video. You just felt the same as he felt playing the game. :-)

    About the references, it was very explicit on the Chest A. Bum part, but I don’t think many people got the AVGN part(at least I didn’t see many comments on that)… the “FUCK… ASS… COCK!!” thing is one of his “trademarks”. It is actually the second rant Spoony does that(first time people didn’t seem to notice as well), and in this rant he actually did it twice.

    I noticed Spoony is going thru the phase where he is experimenting things with the character and the editing. I’m not complaining because he is awesome and he does it right. The only thing that bothers me a bit is that he is doing it mostly in the endings, and for some reason I’m missing the great endings he usually delivers, but it’s not a big deal.

    But hey, as long as he doesn’t start to include random guests like AVGN does, I’m happy! Spoony is the only reviewer that doesn’t make me fell vicarious shame because he doesn’t do that.

    You are great!

    DR

  • David Ribeiro

    The ending has nothing to do with The Sopranos. Yes, I understand that was the same kind of ending, but it was not related to the Sopranos. He was talking about the abrupt ending of the level and reproduced it on the video. You just felt the same as he felt playing the game. :-)

    About the references, it was very explicit on the Chest A. Bum part, but I don’t think many people got the AVGN part(at least I didn’t see many comments on that)… the “FUCK… ASS… COCK!!” thing is one of his “trademarks”. It is actually the second rant Spoony does that(first time people didn’t seem to notice as well), and in this rant he actually did it twice.

    I noticed Spoony is going thru the phase where he is experimenting things with the character and the editing. I’m not complaining because he is awesome and he does it right. The only thing that bothers me a bit is that he is doing it mostly in the endings, and for some reason I’m missing the great endings he usually delivers, but it’s not a big deal.

    But hey, as long as he doesn’t start to include random guests like AVGN does, I’m happy! Spoony is the only reviewer that doesn’t make me fell vicarious shame because he doesn’t do that.

    You are great!

    DR

  • SpitefulCrow

    Hmm, FFVIII dolls on the shelf there.. A hint at another part to come, perhaps? With how badly the Spoony hates that game I doubt he bought them to admire and cherish forever.

  • SpitefulCrow

    Hmm, FFVIII dolls on the shelf there.. A hint at another part to come, perhaps? With how badly the Spoony hates that game I doubt he bought them to admire and cherish forever.

  • SpitefulCrow

    Hmm, FFVIII dolls on the shelf there.. A hint at another part to come, perhaps? With how badly the Spoony hates that game I doubt he bought them to admire and cherish forever.

  • Jesse S.

    Here’s another entry on the list of NES games I’d never heard of. There’s probably a reason why this one never got much press, huh? Nice work on the parodies, too.

  • Jesse S.

    Here’s another entry on the list of NES games I’d never heard of. There’s probably a reason why this one never got much press, huh? Nice work on the parodies, too.

  • Jesse S.

    Here’s another entry on the list of NES games I’d never heard of. There’s probably a reason why this one never got much press, huh? Nice work on the parodies, too.

  • http://www.mrarmageddon.com/ 1337pete

    Has anyone else noticed that Dirty Harry’s hair is FUCKING GREEN on the opening screen? What the hell?

  • http://www.mrarmageddon.com/ 1337pete

    Has anyone else noticed that Dirty Harry’s hair is FUCKING GREEN on the opening screen? What the hell?

  • http://www.mrarmageddon.com 1337pete

    Has anyone else noticed that Dirty Harry’s hair is FUCKING GREEN on the opening screen? What the hell?

  • Jarred and Unsettled

    I am jarred and unsettled!

  • Jarred and Unsettled

    I am jarred and unsettled!

  • Andy

    dude great review
    but that was the worst rip off of the bum I’ve ever seen an i dont even like bum reviews

  • Andy

    dude great review
    but that was the worst rip off of the bum I’ve ever seen an i dont even like bum reviews

  • Bigmoose

    Spoony A. Bum

  • Bigmoose

    Spoony A. Bum

  • TeamRival

    Brilliance…pure brilliance. I’m glad you played this game Spoony, as I am a huge fan of Dirty Harry, and mistakenly thought this game would be anywhere as decent as 4 of the 5 movies were (Deadpool sucked).

  • TeamRival

    Brilliance…pure brilliance. I’m glad you played this game Spoony, as I am a huge fan of Dirty Harry, and mistakenly thought this game would be anywhere as decent as 4 of the 5 movies were (Deadpool sucked).

  • http://ihejtju.wordpress.com/ Pita

    Great as always ;)

  • http://ihejtju.wordpress.com/ Pita

    Great as always ;)

  • Gurk

    The ending is a reference both to the Sopranos and to the game. The song playing is the same song playing at the end of the Sopranos, buddy.

  • Gurk

    The ending is a reference both to the Sopranos and to the game. The song playing is the same song playing at the end of the Sopranos, buddy.

  • Anonymous

    The mouse pointer didn’t bother me at all. I was having too much fun watching the review and didn’t even notice it. Great stuff yet again. Your impression of the bum was dead on, and the Sopranos ending certainly took me by surprise. Didn’t see that coming, even though the signs were clearly out there. Once again, great stuff man, great stuff.

  • Cthulhu07

    The mouse pointer didn’t bother me at all. I was having too much fun watching the review and didn’t even notice it. Great stuff yet again. Your impression of the bum was dead on, and the Sopranos ending certainly took me by surprise. Didn’t see that coming, even though the signs were clearly out there. Once again, great stuff man, great stuff.

  • Yada Yoma

    You went Sopranos on us at the end. =(

  • Yada Yoma

    You went Sopranos on us at the end. =(

  • broken_chaos

    I noted the mouse pointer in a single place, I believe, but it was far from distracting. Don’t worry about it!

    Also, though I have never ever watched the Sopranos, I picked up on the reference there, as well as the… ironic echo, I suppose, of your description of how the level ended.

  • broken_chaos

    I noted the mouse pointer in a single place, I believe, but it was far from distracting. Don’t worry about it!

    Also, though I have never ever watched the Sopranos, I picked up on the reference there, as well as the… ironic echo, I suppose, of your description of how the level ended.

  • Herkules

    Wow, thats a very annoying ending! I won’t be able to sleep tonight! Thank you very much!

  • Herkules

    Wow, thats a very annoying ending! I won’t be able to sleep tonight! Thank you very much!

  • jim

    But is it more frustrating than Bayou Billy?

  • jim

    But is it more frustrating than Bayou Billy?

  • Turtle

    Nice Chester A. Bum you did there. Perfect ending as well. Fun review all around.

  • Turtle

    Nice Chester A. Bum you did there. Perfect ending as well. Fun review all around.

  • Pookie

    Oh my god, this is the greatest review I’ve ever seen in my life!!!

  • Pookie

    Oh my god, this is the greatest review I’ve ever seen in my life!!!

  • Assiman

    That ending got me really confused… What did actually hap-

  • Assiman

    That ending got me really confused… What did actually hap-

  • NoblePhantasm

    Spoony bum FTW !!!

  • NoblePhantasm

    Spoony bum FTW !!!

  • eadwin

    Great video, I was waiting for you to do something like this again. Absolutely loved it, maybe only except for the bum part, which reminded me too much of those boring, shitty, annoying bum reviews at TGWTG. :p Anyway, that was good entertainment.

    Also, Oldboy kicks ass.

  • eadwin

    Great video, I was waiting for you to do something like this again. Absolutely loved it, maybe only except for the bum part, which reminded me too much of those boring, shitty, annoying bum reviews at TGWTG. :p Anyway, that was good entertainment.

    Also, Oldboy kicks ass.

  • Gauphastus

    Candlejacked? But he didn’t sa

  • Gauphastus

    Candlejacked? But he didn’t sa

  • ThePsychoMantis

    Think you could have done better Bum editing Noah. And I have gotten tiered of NES rewievs. Please stick to the PC-Sega CD-games in future and make MST3K comments. PLEASE do the X-files game!

  • ThePsychoMantis

    Think you could have done better Bum editing Noah. And I have gotten tiered of NES rewievs. Please stick to the PC-Sega CD-games in future and make MST3K comments. PLEASE do the X-files game!

  • Master22988

    Did else notice that during one of the walking scenes the gunshots in the background on the fence spelt out “HAHAHAHAHAHA”?

    I believe it was when he came back out of the sewers to the beginning of the level

  • Master22988

    Did else notice that during one of the walking scenes the gunshots in the background on the fence spelt out “HAHAHAHAHAHA”?

    I believe it was when he came back out of the sewers to the beginning of the level

  • Elliuntio

    I haven’t read any other comments but am i the only one to notice Seifer and Rih- Rihno- (can’t spell…fuck it)…A whore Models on Spoony’s shelf?

  • Elliuntio

    I haven’t read any other comments but am i the only one to notice Seifer and Rih- Rihno- (can’t spell…fuck it)…A whore Models on Spoony’s shelf?

  • Timmeh

    Dude, great shirt. I had never heard of this game until today, guess thats a good thing

  • Timmeh

    Dude, great shirt. I had never heard of this game until today, guess thats a good thing

  • Valhalas

    Nice ending, lol :)

  • Valhalas

    Nice ending, lol :)

  • OK8

    I really liked this! I watched it twice already!

  • OK8

    I really liked this! I watched it twice already!

  • Blueoccult

    Good review, but I didn’t really like the ending. Also, why was Don’t Stop Believing playing in the background at certain parts of the review?
    Some sort of reference I’m not getting?

  • Blueoccult

    Good review, but I didn’t really like the ending. Also, why was Don’t Stop Believing playing in the background at certain parts of the review?
    Some sort of reference I’m not getting?

  • Booze Zombie

    Awesome review in general, I thoroughly enjoyed it, still can’t believe they made a joke room in the game, though.
    Anyone tried that shit in this day and age, they’d lose some serious bank.

    Also, I’m liking you’re increasing rate of physical/prop/referential humor.

  • Booze Zombie

    Awesome review in general, I thoroughly enjoyed it, still can’t believe they made a joke room in the game, though.
    Anyone tried that shit in this day and age, they’d lose some serious bank.

    Also, I’m liking you’re increasing rate of physical/prop/referential humor.

  • Tombert

    If you use FCEUX to record your footage, you it has an AVI capture option built in. It was the only way I was able to capture duck hunt without seeing the mouse pointer. If you are using camtasia or fraps for recording an NES emulator, I fail to see why.

  • Tombert

    If you use FCEUX to record your footage, you it has an AVI capture option built in. It was the only way I was able to capture duck hunt without seeing the mouse pointer. If you are using camtasia or fraps for recording an NES emulator, I fail to see why.

  • Chad Sexingtom

    When it rains it pours I guess, nice to see soo many updates.

  • Chad Sexingtom

    When it rains it pours I guess, nice to see soo many updates.

  • 0bake

    I like the FFVIII action figures in the background.

  • 0bake

    I like the FFVIII action figures in the background.

  • Gabe

    What was up with “Don’t Stop Believin” playing in the background? Did you celebrate Steve Perry Day?

  • Gabe

    What was up with “Don’t Stop Believin” playing in the background? Did you celebrate Steve Perry Day?

  • LessThanGraceful

    Wow, it IS completely jarring.

  • LessThanGraceful

    Wow, it IS completely jarring.

  • Anonymous

    Hahaha I remember this game well. Ive actually beat it… oddly the first level is unquestionably the most difficult. There are only 3 anyway. The second and third levels are much more linear and traditional… and a heck of alot shorter… The ending is just stupid. All that happens is…

    *SPOILERS*
    You see the kingpin… er… anaconda on his hands and knees and a gun pointing at him and you hear harry say “Do you feel lucky, punk?” Well, after that WIlson Fisk reaches for his gun and then… you see the inventory screen. Yes. It opens up… the freaking inventory screen. I assume its to show whether you had any bullets left or not but come on! Why not just show harry splatter his brains on the ground? That woulda been awesome! And nothing happens after the inventory screen! Absolutely nothing! At first I thought I must have done something wrong or it glitched, but no! I went through it to see! That actually IS the ending! *cry!*

  • Mat

    Hahaha I remember this game well. Ive actually beat it… oddly the first level is unquestionably the most difficult. There are only 3 anyway. The second and third levels are much more linear and traditional… and a heck of alot shorter… The ending is just stupid. All that happens is…

    *SPOILERS*
    You see the kingpin… er… anaconda on his hands and knees and a gun pointing at him and you hear harry say “Do you feel lucky, punk?” Well, after that WIlson Fisk reaches for his gun and then… you see the inventory screen. Yes. It opens up… the freaking inventory screen. I assume its to show whether you had any bullets left or not but come on! Why not just show harry splatter his brains on the ground? That woulda been awesome! And nothing happens after the inventory screen! Absolutely nothing! At first I thought I must have done something wrong or it glitched, but no! I went through it to see! That actually IS the ending! *cry!*

  • Jadedcorliss

    Can’t just move the pointer into the corner or something?

    I wouldn’t know

    Also, I was wondering if this game was a joke, I mean seriously, WHAT WERE THEY THINKING???

  • Jadedcorliss

    Can’t just move the pointer into the corner or something?

    I wouldn’t know

    Also, I was wondering if this game was a joke, I mean seriously, WHAT WERE THEY THINKING???

  • Kevin Holsinger

    Now that was a thing of beauty. I always liked Spoony’s “speed whining” voice.

    Nice to see Kriss Kross (or however you spell it) making a comeback.

  • Kevin Holsinger

    Now that was a thing of beauty. I always liked Spoony’s “speed whining” voice.

    Nice to see Kriss Kross (or however you spell it) making a comeback.

  • thedragonb0y

    Well the game doesn’t look too fair in my opinion. Lot’s of bad design choices, unfair traps, horrible bosses, terrible navigation, and cheap
    enemies! The graphics look okay and healing looks kinda funny. (om nom nom XDD) Not to mentions it looks pretty fun to play.
    I’d say this game is about below average because of design flaws but its not a horrible game. I respect your opinion and love your
    review! XDD

  • thedragonb0y

    Well the game doesn’t look too fair in my opinion. Lot’s of bad design choices, unfair traps, horrible bosses, terrible navigation, and cheap
    enemies! The graphics look okay and healing looks kinda funny. (om nom nom XDD) Not to mentions it looks pretty fun to play.
    I’d say this game is about below average because of design flaws but its not a horrible game. I respect your opinion and love your
    review! XDD

  • RageTreb

    Is that action figure behind you that annoying Final Fantasy character from VII? The Mentos guy? Because it looks like him.

  • RageTreb

    Is that action figure behind you that annoying Final Fantasy character from VII? The Mentos guy? Because it looks like him.

  • Ed

    Guys, the ending was intentional. Spoony was just talking about how the game just abruptly petered out and ended, and then his video abruptly just petered out and

  • Ed

    Guys, the ending was intentional. Spoony was just talking about how the game just abruptly petered out and ended, and then his video abruptly just petered out and

  • Dr.Klahn

    @David Ribeiro

    “But hey, as long as he doesn’t start to include random guests like AVGN does, I’m happy! Spoony is the only reviewer that doesn’t make me fell vicarious shame because he doesn’t do that.”

    Ahahaha… I know just what you mean. You think about forwarding a vid to your friends but then something like the ‘Nerdy Turd’ comes along and kills that idea.

    Spoony as chef Gordon Ramsey was damned hilarious though.

  • Dr.Klahn

    @David Ribeiro

    “But hey, as long as he doesn’t start to include random guests like AVGN does, I’m happy! Spoony is the only reviewer that doesn’t make me fell vicarious shame because he doesn’t do that.”

    Ahahaha… I know just what you mean. You think about forwarding a vid to your friends but then something like the ‘Nerdy Turd’ comes along and kills that idea.

    Spoony as chef Gordon Ramsey was damned hilarious though.

  • http://www.myspace.com/vanceredig Vance

    Ha! The 2nd Nes game I owned, wish I still had it.

  • http://www.myspace.com/vanceredig Vance

    Ha! The 2nd Nes game I owned, wish I still had it.

  • David Ribeiro

    @Dr.Klahn

    “Ahahaha… I know just what you mean. You think about forwarding a vid to your friends but then something like the ‘Nerdy Turd’ comes along and kills that idea.”

    I couldn’t have said it better! The Nerdy Turd made me fell…. dirty. I didn’t want to be associated with that, so I’ll never forward his videos to anyone. I would forward a rant from Spoony any time, with no shame.

    And even when Spoony takes 2 or 3 weeks to post a video, you know it’s going to be gold. AVGN takes 2 weeks every time and sometimes…. gosh.

    That’s why I say Spoony IS the best reviewer. Consistency – His quality is always high.

    DR

  • David Ribeiro

    @Dr.Klahn

    “Ahahaha… I know just what you mean. You think about forwarding a vid to your friends but then something like the ‘Nerdy Turd’ comes along and kills that idea.”

    I couldn’t have said it better! The Nerdy Turd made me fell…. dirty. I didn’t want to be associated with that, so I’ll never forward his videos to anyone. I would forward a rant from Spoony any time, with no shame.

    And even when Spoony takes 2 or 3 weeks to post a video, you know it’s going to be gold. AVGN takes 2 weeks every time and sometimes…. gosh.

    That’s why I say Spoony IS the best reviewer. Consistency – His quality is always high.

    DR

  • Andrew

    why do you have FF8 toys if you hate it so much>?

  • Andrew

    why do you have FF8 toys if you hate it so much>?

  • Kit Silva

    Man for a moment there I thought CandleJack was a

  • Kit Silva

    Man for a moment there I thought CandleJack was a

  • Jew Jewington

    FF8 is boring and stupid. Please don’t review it anymore.

  • Jew Jewington

    FF8 is boring and stupid. Please don’t review it anymore.

  • jjm

    when i saw that the video cut you off, i was doing the same thing you did when you killed snake but instead of saying snake i said spoony

  • jjm

    when i saw that the video cut you off, i was doing the same thing you did when you killed snake but instead of saying snake i said spoony

  • Dave Dunne

    “why do you have FF8 toys if you hate it so much>?”

    IIRC, someone on the forums mailed them to him as a gift. Guess they got to him ok :P

  • Dave Dunne

    “why do you have FF8 toys if you hate it so much>?”

    IIRC, someone on the forums mailed them to him as a gift. Guess they got to him ok :P

  • corey

    Wow, Im impressed, extremely good, funny and entertaining review. 5/5.

  • corey

    Wow, Im impressed, extremely good, funny and entertaining review. 5/5.

  • Lotus Prince

    “What’s with the suddent ending! did this just happen to me? you were just about to say some thing and it all went black and then text came made by spoony etc etc ? anyone else experience this?”

    Not the sharpest tack, are we?

  • Lotus Prince

    “What’s with the suddent ending! did this just happen to me? you were just about to say some thing and it all went black and then text came made by spoony etc etc ? anyone else experience this?”

    Not the sharpest tack, are we?

  • Altorin

    Snakes, in your motherfucking game

  • Altorin

    Snakes, in your motherfucking game

  • Markus

    I remember this game as a kid. It’s why I got a game genie (still could not beat it though)

  • Markus

    I remember this game as a kid. It’s why I got a game genie (still could not beat it though)

  • Viper6390

    Yay, now we have a second bum on thatguywiththeglasses! Would’ve been better if it was Chester, but it was still funny! When’s the next FF8 video coming out? I want to see you suffer some more!

  • Viper6390

    Yay, now we have a second bum on thatguywiththeglasses! Would’ve been better if it was Chester, but it was still funny! When’s the next FF8 video coming out? I want to see you suffer some more!

  • Brynjar

    More awesomeness from Spoony! I’m finding myself chuckling at the sight of new Spoonyvision videos, that’s how sure I have become that Spoony videos are going to be fun!

  • Brynjar

    More awesomeness from Spoony! I’m finding myself chuckling at the sight of new Spoonyvision videos, that’s how sure I have become that Spoony videos are going to be fun!

  • Cyrus

    Yar. Spoony you bastard. You tricked me, I thought my power went out or something.

  • Cyrus

    Yar. Spoony you bastard. You tricked me, I thought my power went out or something.

  • Iceland

    Sopranos much?

  • Iceland

    Sopranos much?

  • rogueofmv

    It’s Nestor C. Bum!

  • rogueofmv

    It’s Nestor C. Bum!

  • Tai MT

    There’s a time and a place to use the “jarring ending”. Unfortunately, nobody has figured out when and where that is. Everyone that tries it just frustrates and pisses off the audience…

    For a second there, I thought the video froze. Then I looked at the timer and went “hmm… still going…. must be intentional…”

    And after that… Well… I kinda lost interest.

    I do see what you mean though about the level ending on a whim like that. That would be kind of weird, especially in a game with bosses.

    Bosses always guard the exit! Unless they’re in the middle of the level, then they’re sub-bosses or mini-bosses and they usually give you something vital to continue to move on!

  • Tai MT

    There’s a time and a place to use the “jarring ending”. Unfortunately, nobody has figured out when and where that is. Everyone that tries it just frustrates and pisses off the audience…

    For a second there, I thought the video froze. Then I looked at the timer and went “hmm… still going…. must be intentional…”

    And after that… Well… I kinda lost interest.

    I do see what you mean though about the level ending on a whim like that. That would be kind of weird, especially in a game with bosses.

    Bosses always guard the exit! Unless they’re in the middle of the level, then they’re sub-bosses or mini-bosses and they usually give you something vital to continue to move on!

  • DRock

    I can’t believe other people have played this shit ass game! And yes, I NEVER knew about that jumping nonsense. Grade A rant, Spoon

  • DRock

    I can’t believe other people have played this shit ass game! And yes, I NEVER knew about that jumping nonsense. Grade A rant, Spoon

  • Tim

    I loved it when you went:
    SURPRISE!! SHITTY NES GAME =D=D=D
    Laughed my ass of on that one.

  • Tim

    I loved it when you went:
    SURPRISE!! SHITTY NES GAME =D=D=D
    Laughed my ass of on that one.

  • Heroesrock09

    Dude, why u buy these crappy games? Your just making yourself suffer. And it’s funny too.
    And that is one horrible game. Urgh.
    But its retro what do ya expect…Cool vid. And ST movie remake thingy is ace. I agree

  • Heroesrock09

    Dude, why u buy these crappy games? Your just making yourself suffer. And it’s funny too.
    And that is one horrible game. Urgh.
    But its retro what do ya expect…Cool vid. And ST movie remake thingy is ace. I agree

  • Yuki

    NES controller and playing with a PC? :))

  • Yuki

    NES controller and playing with a PC? :))

  • http://schristian.xanga.com/ Scott ‘Zeus’ Christian

    Ha, classic. When you began to peter off into a bizzare rant (that sounded eerily like Dr. Insano), I couldn’t stop laughing. Those had to be the worst level designs ever. I’m curious to know if you hate games that use “pitfalls” such as lava, bottomless pits, deadly water (that’s clearer than most REAL bodies of water), and swamps. I fucking hate swamps. That shit totally ruined MediEvil for me…

    But I digress. I noticed you were using emulation; which is pretty much the best way to get footage (as you said). I use emulators to find new NES games to purchase; or to play games I’ll never get the chance to play/buy. That and I’m working on my own review for a somewhat infamous N64 game.

    Looking forward to the next SWAT and Final Fantasy VIII videos! It was also awesome seeing you on the TGWTG 1 Year video.

  • http://schristian.xanga.com Scott ‘Zeus’ Christian

    Ha, classic. When you began to peter off into a bizzare rant (that sounded eerily like Dr. Insano), I couldn’t stop laughing. Those had to be the worst level designs ever. I’m curious to know if you hate games that use “pitfalls” such as lava, bottomless pits, deadly water (that’s clearer than most REAL bodies of water), and swamps. I fucking hate swamps. That shit totally ruined MediEvil for me…

    But I digress. I noticed you were using emulation; which is pretty much the best way to get footage (as you said). I use emulators to find new NES games to purchase; or to play games I’ll never get the chance to play/buy. That and I’m working on my own review for a somewhat infamous N64 game.

    Looking forward to the next SWAT and Final Fantasy VIII videos! It was also awesome seeing you on the TGWTG 1 Year video.

  • Schwere Viper

    Oh, I don’t know. The sewers in Silent Hill weren’t too bad.

  • Schwere Viper

    Oh, I don’t know. The sewers in Silent Hill weren’t too bad.

  • Darenus

    Holy sh!t…. this is one bad game….. really glad you managed to squeeze out a review out of this one, before going completely insane ;_; But yea, one question bothers me here… what were you about to say about the 2nd level?

    Eitherway, maybe you might fix that one day, but as for now, and putting that surprise end aside, it was a great and I really mean GREAT review… :) Very fun to watch and suffer along with you, matey. Hope yer happy pills will still get you back to healthy states :p

    You’re greatness <3 (including your appearance in the anniversary video XDDDDDDD)

  • Darenus

    Holy sh!t…. this is one bad game….. really glad you managed to squeeze out a review out of this one, before going completely insane ;_; But yea, one question bothers me here… what were you about to say about the 2nd level?

    Eitherway, maybe you might fix that one day, but as for now, and putting that surprise end aside, it was a great and I really mean GREAT review… :) Very fun to watch and suffer along with you, matey. Hope yer happy pills will still get you back to healthy states :p

    You’re greatness <3 (including your appearance in the anniversary video XDDDDDDD)

  • AtlasRedux

    Hehe, yet another awesome Spoony review.
    Also, I enjoy that your reviews / playthroughs are so much longer and covers much more of the games than anyone else.
    And regarding the emulator-”issue” : gotta have emu. Gotta have savestates for showing off glitches etc.
    AND … get some highres on and filtering right and Zelda suddenly looks a ton better than originally on the NES ;)

  • AtlasRedux

    Hehe, yet another awesome Spoony review.
    Also, I enjoy that your reviews / playthroughs are so much longer and covers much more of the games than anyone else.
    And regarding the emulator-”issue” : gotta have emu. Gotta have savestates for showing off glitches etc.
    AND … get some highres on and filtering right and Zelda suddenly looks a ton better than originally on the NES ;)

  • http://pluggednickel.comicgen.com/ Ronald MacKinnon

    Wow, the ending totally confused me at first. I thought there was something wrong with my browser until I realized what you were talking about. Excellent cut Spoony, great review.

  • http://pluggednickel.comicgen.com Ronald MacKinnon

    Wow, the ending totally confused me at first. I thought there was something wrong with my browser until I realized what you were talking about. Excellent cut Spoony, great review.

  • Anonymous

    Jeeze, a friend had this game. I never even figured out you could set explosives or kick things. How the hell could any kid figure this game out?

    God that was a long time ago. One of the worst games I’ve ever actually played.

  • poisontongue

    Jeeze, a friend had this game. I never even figured out you could set explosives or kick things. How the hell could any kid figure this game out?

    God that was a long time ago. One of the worst games I’ve ever actually played.

  • Hippocrates

    Loved it and watch out for snakes!

  • Hippocrates

    Loved it and watch out for snakes!

  • Nobody

    I was the first to watch:)!!

  • Nobody

    I was the first to watch:)!!

  • me

    lol Sarcasm is so friggin funny

  • me

    lol Sarcasm is so friggin funny

  • http://community.livejournal.com/buddhaholly/ CZ

    Is that pimp looking character Michael Jackson after Smooth Criminal?

  • http://community.livejournal.com/buddhaholly/ CZ

    Is that pimp looking character Michael Jackson after Smooth Criminal?

  • Blob

    Emm… anyone else feel that was a little like AVGN

  • Blob

    Emm… anyone else feel that was a little like AVGN

  • Sportacus

    If you’re going to use an emulator, take your mouse of the screen :P

  • Sportacus

    If you’re going to use an emulator, take your mouse of the screen :P

  • Timely

    HAHA it’s like a retro AVGN Style of reviewing games XD

  • Timely

    HAHA it’s like a retro AVGN Style of reviewing games XD

  • Joe

    Wow I never noticed the mouse or anything

  • Joe

    Wow I never noticed the mouse or anything

  • The_GodfatherSJP

    Haha, very funny, you ended it like the Sopranos finale.

    I HATED THE SOPRANOS FINALE!

  • The_GodfatherSJP

    Haha, very funny, you ended it like the Sopranos finale.

    I HATED THE SOPRANOS FINALE!

  • Moca Java

    LOL at your Chester A. Bum imitation, that was spot on!

  • Moca Java

    LOL at your Chester A. Bum imitation, that was spot on!

  • zantetsuken

    i’m should start keeping a chilly dog in my dresser too

  • zantetsuken

    i’m should start keeping a chilly dog in my dresser too

  • zantetsuken

    i should start keeping a chilly dog in my dresser too

  • zantetsuken

    i should start keeping a chilly dog in my dresser too

  • http://arcticsunburn.com/ David Andrew Wiebe

    Wow, I’m glad I never had to play this game. Or, at the very least, I’ve eliminated all memories of it.

  • http://arcticsunburn.com/ David Andrew Wiebe

    Wow, I’m glad I never had to play this game. Or, at the very least, I’ve eliminated all memories of it.

  • brandonheat8

    i’ve played this before at my friends house a long time ago, played the first level, and as soon as i lost the ability to shoot i turned it off.

  • brandonheat8

    i’ve played this before at my friends house a long time ago, played the first level, and as soon as i lost the ability to shoot i turned it off.

  • notyoursavior78

    Ha that was funny in a old styled way. Reminded me of a Armake21, PlayitBogart review. Or the old Spoony reviews. I liked it, that game was hard to follow though. I would have never got as far as Spoony did even with outside help.

  • notyoursavior78

    Ha that was funny in a old styled way. Reminded me of a Armake21, PlayitBogart review. Or the old Spoony reviews. I liked it, that game was hard to follow though. I would have never got as far as Spoony did even with outside help.

  • tommy

    Do more NES reviews! Awesome!

  • tommy

    Do more NES reviews! Awesome!

  • Harvey Dyme

    I had to go get a chili dog because of this video. It’s one thing to take a break studying for Finals to watch Spoony. It’s another to have to drive 20 minutes out of the way just to get a Chili Dog at midnight.

    Goddamn you Spoony! :3

  • Harvey Dyme

    I had to go get a chili dog because of this video. It’s one thing to take a break studying for Finals to watch Spoony. It’s another to have to drive 20 minutes out of the way just to get a Chili Dog at midnight.

    Goddamn you Spoony! :3

  • http://animalsofdoom.webs.com/ RinguPingu

    “Snake? Snake!? SNAAAAAAKEEE!?” XD

  • http://animalsofdoom.webs.com RinguPingu

    “Snake? Snake!? SNAAAAAAKEEE!?” XD

  • Ink

    Lol- gawd- That Haha room w/ that guy. That was really evil. >__>

    Yeay- Oldboy (that is a wonderfully sick, twisted movie). =D

    lawl- Spoony Bum.

  • Ink

    Lol- gawd- That Haha room w/ that guy. That was really evil. >__>

    Yeay- Oldboy (that is a wonderfully sick, twisted movie). =D

    lawl- Spoony Bum.

  • perochial-joe

    So.. Is anybody else surprised to see the FFVIII action figures on Spoony’s bookshelf behind him?

  • perochial-joe

    So.. Is anybody else surprised to see the FFVIII action figures on Spoony’s bookshelf behind him?

  • John

    Now why on earth do you have FF8 figures?

  • John

    Now why on earth do you have FF8 figures?

  • Zachary

    First, nice Sopranos reference i.e. the mid sentence end. Second, down with Make My Video on the Sega CD.

  • Zachary

    First, nice Sopranos reference i.e. the mid sentence end. Second, down with Make My Video on the Sega CD.

  • Kain

    Awesome!!

  • Kain

    Awesome!!

  • Nolan

    why the hell do you have Final Fantasy VIII figures?

  • Nolan

    why the hell do you have Final Fantasy VIII figures?

  • tshatcher

    Wow you eneded that episode like the series finale of The Sapronos

  • tshatcher

    Wow you eneded that episode like the series finale of The Sapronos

  • sfried

    Damn, this is well done. The review was really solid, and nice ending to boot!

  • sfried

    Damn, this is well done. The review was really solid, and nice ending to boot!

  • Stevey B

    Haha great phantasmagoria 2 reference, your lets play of it was great and so was this.

  • Stevey B

    Haha great phantasmagoria 2 reference, your lets play of it was great and so was this.

  • Victor Laube

    I love how in old 80′s games you have to break stuff to find food. Hey theres a wooden crate I’ll just break it an.. well hey look at that a ham, I’ll just eat this ham from this crate. Mmmmm crate ham.

  • Victor Laube

    I love how in old 80′s games you have to break stuff to find food. Hey theres a wooden crate I’ll just break it an.. well hey look at that a ham, I’ll just eat this ham from this crate. Mmmmm crate ham.

  • Quinn

    I think my favorite part of this review is “SURPRISE! SHITTY NES GAME!”

  • Quinn

    I think my favorite part of this review is “SURPRISE! SHITTY NES GAME!”

  • Boonehams

    The graphics, the circular logic in item retrieval (items with the sole purpose of getting you more items) and the nonsensical level progression sort of reminds me of the Mad Max NES game. I used to own that and that game bites it hard.

  • Boonehams

    The graphics, the circular logic in item retrieval (items with the sole purpose of getting you more items) and the nonsensical level progression sort of reminds me of the Mad Max NES game. I used to own that and that game bites it hard.

  • Anonymous

    On the running about in the sewer, shouldn’t harry eventually end in a brown suit after running about the sewer so much? :D

  • Isolder74

    On the running about in the sewer, shouldn’t harry eventually end in a brown suit after running about the sewer so much? :D

  • hadokenboom25

    OMG it’s chester A. Bum’s veteran cousin lol

  • hadokenboom25

    OMG it’s chester A. Bum’s veteran cousin lol

  • Besdomny

    yay, ff8 figures!

  • Besdomny

    yay, ff8 figures!

  • Panzermanathod

    What was with that Lucy in the Sky song? Where is it from?

  • Panzermanathod

    What was with that Lucy in the Sky song? Where is it from?

  • Sam C.

    The song is one of the many famous Beatles songs

  • Sam C.

    The song is one of the many famous Beatles songs

  • Shadow Mage

    Lol, the password for the second level is “Misty”. = D

    You mean like from pokemon? Does that mean there are a shit ton of bugs or something there?

  • Shadow Mage

    Lol, the password for the second level is “Misty”. = D

    You mean like from pokemon? Does that mean there are a shit ton of bugs or something there?

  • Panzermanathod

    I know Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds is a Beatles song, I just never heard it that way.

  • Panzermanathod

    I know Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds is a Beatles song, I just never heard it that way.

  • tombert

    Movie based video games have always sucked?!

  • tombert

    Movie based video games have always sucked?!

  • NatterV2 (Liam)

    Hey Spoony great job on the review a good laugh

  • NatterV2 (Liam)

    Hey Spoony great job on the review a good laugh

  • point)blank(

    Best lines of this video:
    “Surprise shitty NES game!”
    “No, you idiot, you need a white suit! Go jump in front of a pimp and he’ll give you a white suit ya fuckin’ moron!”
    “Who the fuck was that?!”
    “Someone tell me what the fuck I did right!”

  • point)blank(

    Best lines of this video:
    “Surprise shitty NES game!”
    “No, you idiot, you need a white suit! Go jump in front of a pimp and he’ll give you a white suit ya fuckin’ moron!”
    “Who the fuck was that?!”
    “Someone tell me what the fuck I did right!”

  • someone

    pimp=Micheal Jackson!!!! XD

  • someone

    pimp=Micheal Jackson!!!! XD

  • Lemunde

    There were actually a lot of NES games like this back in the day. I guess the design philosophy was that no one should ever be able to beat your game without playing it obsessively for weeks at a time. Beating a video game was reserved for the super elite. It did make actually beating a game all the more meaningful but at the same time it completely alienated casual gamers.

    Also Spoony completely missed an opportunity with a reference for shooting the snakes…

    Little Bill: *Takes Munny’s gun* “What’s this for, snakes and such?”
    William Munny(Clint Eastwood): “Yeah…”

  • Lemunde

    There were actually a lot of NES games like this back in the day. I guess the design philosophy was that no one should ever be able to beat your game without playing it obsessively for weeks at a time. Beating a video game was reserved for the super elite. It did make actually beating a game all the more meaningful but at the same time it completely alienated casual gamers.

    Also Spoony completely missed an opportunity with a reference for shooting the snakes…

    Little Bill: *Takes Munny’s gun* “What’s this for, snakes and such?”
    William Munny(Clint Eastwood): “Yeah…”

  • DOLLAR MAN

    lol during the gameplay i saw a mouse pointer and it wasn’t mine.lol but nice review

  • DOLLAR MAN

    lol during the gameplay i saw a mouse pointer and it wasn’t mine.lol but nice review

  • Daray Joad

    I love the part with Solid Snake. And the “GOD FUCK!” right before it.

  • Daray Joad

    I love the part with Solid Snake. And the “GOD FUCK!” right before it.

  • Massiah Jones

    I love this review, but couldn’t help but notice, were you listening to journey whilst recording the segments infront of the camera?

  • Massiah Jones

    I love this review, but couldn’t help but notice, were you listening to journey whilst recording the segments infront of the camera?

  • a guy doing nothing

    waiiiit a second!!

    are…are those seifer, ranowa and squall dolls in the background?!?!? no.. NO that’s not true! that’s impossible!

  • a guy doing nothing

    waiiiit a second!!

    are…are those seifer, ranowa and squall dolls in the background?!?!? no.. NO that’s not true! that’s impossible!

  • cerealguy500

    Yep, I have got this game,and it does suck.

  • cerealguy500

    Yep, I have got this game,and it does suck.

  • Guest

    You think the cars are an obscure reference? How ’bout “Play Misty for Me”?
    Chester A. Bum sure has had a lot of relatives popping up over the last few months.

  • Mr. Rubino

    You think the cars are an obscure reference? How ’bout “Play Misty for Me”?
    Chester A. Bum sure has had a lot of relatives popping up over the last few months.

  • Mediego

    Oh, god damn it. That’s why I hate the sopranos. Who wants to listen to someone only for them to cut out in mid sent-

  • Mediego

    Oh, god damn it. That’s why I hate the sopranos. Who wants to listen to someone only for them to cut out in mid sent-

  • Dave Sigma

    Took me a second or two to get the ending joke but then hilarity ensued.

  • Dave Sigma

    Took me a second or two to get the ending joke but then hilarity ensued.

  • looney1023

    are you gonna continue the review?

  • looney1023

    are you gonna continue the review?

  • matthew

    he probay ended it after he said level 2 because its the same damn thing all over again.

  • matthew

    he probay ended it after he said level 2 because its the same damn thing all over again.

  • jjm

    it called war against drugs because thats what its call on the PAL version, also the ff8 doll in the backround is fan donated

  • jjm

    it called war against drugs because thats what its call on the PAL version, also the ff8 doll in the backround is fan donated

  • apitapi

    One of your best reviews ever xD you should capture gameplay, show it and shout at it more often on other reviews xD like samurai zombie nation, bayou billy and the robin hood game

  • apitapi

    One of your best reviews ever xD you should capture gameplay, show it and shout at it more often on other reviews xD like samurai zombie nation, bayou billy and the robin hood game

  • alex

    yeah, great review! really like your rants where you actually show footage of the game itself and not just talk about it :) dirty dancing was the best so far, lmao!

  • alex

    yeah, great review! really like your rants where you actually show footage of the game itself and not just talk about it :) dirty dancing was the best so far, lmao!

  • mark

    lol that game sucked when i played it

    journylol

  • mark

    lol that game sucked when i played it

    journylol

  • Droopy Felon

    I hear “Dont Stop Believing” in the background!

  • Droopy Felon

    I hear “Dont Stop Believing” in the background!

  • Demonolator

    Great Review!!!!!! Spoony one u are amazing!

  • Demonolator

    Great Review!!!!!! Spoony one u are amazing!

  • Bob

    I have really good sex moves, that I learned in China.

  • Bob

    I have really good sex moves, that I learned in China.

  • ChrisXR

    Clever ending. :)

  • ChrisXR

    Clever ending. :)

  • Dragonqueen

    can someone explain to what Dirty Harry had to do with the Sopranos ending? And I think dirty Harry look alot like Johnny Cage

  • Dragonqueen

    can someone explain to what Dirty Harry had to do with the Sopranos ending? And I think dirty Harry look alot like Johnny Cage

  • Dragonqueen

    can someone explain to me what Dirty Harry had to do with the Sopranos ending? And I think dirty Harry looks alot like Johnny Cage

  • Dragonqueen

    can someone explain to me what Dirty Harry had to do with the Sopranos ending? And I think dirty Harry looks alot like Johnny Cage

  • Toriyama

    soo.. didja finish the chilli dog?

  • Toriyama

    soo.. didja finish the chilli dog?

  • nick

    THIS.IS.DIRTH.HARRY!!!!.AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

  • nick

    THIS.IS.DIRTH.HARRY!!!!.AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

  • Nick Turek

    is my cpu the only one that ends the review at 22:11

  • Nick Turek

    is my cpu the only one that ends the review at 22:11

  • Jamal2504

    This is my favorite Spoonyone review. I love the Solid Snake cameo and the old Kriss Kross reference. Spoony’s the man!

  • Jamal2504

    This is my favorite Spoonyone review. I love the Solid Snake cameo and the old Kriss Kross reference. Spoony’s the man!

  • PhoeniXdown

    I find it kinda funny just how many people see the ending as a Sopranos’ reference. I mean, yeah, it’s the same thing, but that’s also how the first stage ended. It went on for a bit after the boss, then BAM, all over.

  • PhoeniXdown

    I find it kinda funny just how many people see the ending as a Sopranos’ reference. I mean, yeah, it’s the same thing, but that’s also how the first stage ended. It went on for a bit after the boss, then BAM, all over.

  • Saturn

    “Go find a pimp and jump up and down in front of him” is, in all honesty, my single favorite line in all of your videos ever. Just hearing it makes me laugh hysterically no matter what kind of mood I’m in. Spoony, if you at any time recieve a late Christmas gift from me, it’s mostly a thank you for that one line.

  • Saturn

    “Go find a pimp and jump up and down in front of him” is, in all honesty, my single favorite line in all of your videos ever. Just hearing it makes me laugh hysterically no matter what kind of mood I’m in. Spoony, if you at any time recieve a late Christmas gift from me, it’s mostly a thank you for that one line.

  • Wubby

    Seeing Spoony dance to Kriss Krosses – Jump always puts a smile on my face.

  • Wubby

    Seeing Spoony dance to Kriss Krosses – Jump always puts a smile on my face.

  • Brendoz

    This is one of my favorite reviews but i so dearly hope he will finish the review sometime… :P

  • Brendoz

    This is one of my favorite reviews but i so dearly hope he will finish the review sometime… :P

  • im actually bot so i dont have

    those graphics look pretty good for a nes

  • im actually bot so i dont have name

    those graphics look pretty good for a nes

  • chris

    hell yeah, journey playing in the background

  • chris

    hell yeah, journey playing in the background

  • notyoursavior78

    “SURPRISE! Shitty NES game!!!” hahahaha I haven't seen some of these newer reviews since they came out. I watch his really old stuff on youtube still fairly often, but the past few months I've been going through his videos again here and now commenting. Spoony/Noah rocks, but we all know that anyway.

  • notyoursavior78

    “SURPRISE! Shitty NES game!!!” hahahaha I haven't seen some of these newer reviews since they came out. I watch his really old stuff on youtube still fairly often, but the past few months I've been going through his videos again here and now commenting. Spoony/Noah rocks, but we all know that anyway.

  • david86

    “no wonder everyone wants this guy dead. He runs in and wrecks your goddamn house!”

  • KaitBunny

    Yeah. This is my favorite review of yours.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Misha-Zhuykov/1832095024 Misha Zhuykov

    Does the fact that the same exact song as the Sopranos ending is playing in the background, and that this was released shortly after The Sopranos ended help make the connection?

  • jetman123

    No, that's part of the joke and fully intentional. Think about it. Spoony was complaining about what just before the video ended?

  • jetman123

    Think about what Spoony was saying just before the video ended.

  • jetman123

    Probably, yes, but it's more to do with the joke he was making regarding level 1's abrupt end.

  • jetman123

    The review is over and he's not going back to it. The sudden ending was a joke.

  • dennett316

    Yes it is, your cpu hates Spoony so now you need a new computer.

  • http://dragonacesg7.livejournal.com/profile Dragons_Dusk

    Which is more confusing, this, or Pumpkinghead's revenge?
    nice ending btw :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Niklas-Dressler/1409863642 Niklas Dressler

    Geek alert,

    Harry did wear a blue sports jacket once, after the villain was released from prison and Harry was trying to follow him…
    I so have no life :D

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Niklas-Dressler/1409863642 Niklas Dressler

    22 11 is the number on harry's police star

  • saint23thomas

    Oh, my god, this is the greatest chili dog, ever!

    I love that bit.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Steven-Baskerville/100001267778452 Steven Baskerville

    what happened to level two
    he started on level two and the video ended

  • Darkweaver

    He ran out of ideas. XP

  • http://twitter.com/Casseopedia Casseopedia

    One: Spoony, thank you for this review. Yes, it brought back many many horrible memories– when I was growing up, I had an NES with the Power Pad combo, so I had SMB1, Duck Hunt, and World Class Track Meet (it took 2 minutes before my mom made us kids play Nintendo in the basement because of the rapid thumping from the last one). We also had Karnov (which is definitely a game to review because of its weirdness) and Dirty Harry.

    While Karnov was hard as balls, it was still fun. Dirty Harry, however, was masochism defined. You laid out everything far better than I ever could.

    Two: As for the folks wondering what happened to Level 2? Well, I can't blame Spoony for not going on. If you've never played this game, you've only had a sample of the PAIN this game is. But Level 2 is actually incredibly short, especially compared to Level 1.

    For those interested, the game itself is only 3 stages. Level 2 is the shortest and most pointless, and was clearly added as padding. The only “good” thing about it is getting the harpoon gun (because it takes place on a dock or something).

  • 1oldmanjenkins1

    OMG OLD BOY!!!! <3

  • http://twitter.com/ProgMetalDeity Greg McDaniel

    So, the password for level 2 is “Misty”, as in the Eastwood movie “Play Misty For Me”, that's a weird bit of trivia.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/IZero-Gravityi/100000964325731 IZero Gravityi

    15:52 Solid Snake!? O_O

  • CliffehCakes

    oh I get it the first level cuts off abruptly, and so does the end of the review. thats pretty clever spoony

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mario-Babic/1642160632 Mario Babić

    I still don't get cut out ending.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Valentine/100000464108129 Chris Valentine

    The ending was kinda weird, and scared me shitless.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Valentine/100000464108129 Chris Valentine

    The ending was kinda weird, and scared me shitless.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Scot-Sanders/100000243777239 Scot Sanders

    it was because he ran out of ideas, like the developers :P

  • Anonymous

    That was a clever ending, didn’t see that coming.

  • http://twitter.com/MrNamefag Ashely Lutz

    The bullet proof vest looks like Andrew Dice’s vest.

  • http://www.facebook.com/TornadoCreator Billy McKenna

    The SAAB advert causes my computer to crash. You need to change this Spoony, I basically have to continually reload the webpage hoping I might get the video without an advert.

  • Anonymous

    Or maybe you could get a PC that works properly

  • http://twitter.com/MrNamefag Ashely Lutz

    Just get firefox and adblock+

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/B6BTVZQWH2YHWOWTXY64VGGPBQ Ed

    Are you gonna ever finish this game?
    i mean now you have FFX, Ultima, Nightmare (if you ever do that) and several other series, but are you gionna ever do thwe rest of the levels for this game?

  • Anonymous

    Indeed, quite phenomenal. But really, this is my favorite of your reviews. Phantasmagoria is awesome too, but it’s too long for a quick pick-me-up.

  • Anonymous

    Indeed, quite phenomenal. But really, this is my favorite of your reviews. Phantasmagoria is awesome too, but it’s too long for a quick pick-me-up.

  • Anonymous

    What a cruel game. Bad programming, cruel programming and classic bad NES game design.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000527761479 Amir Shahabi

    love you for mentioning oldboy

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001354783025 Henry Meade

    it would have been perfect to start playing billie jean at 8:35

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001354783025 Henry Meade

    it would have been perfect to start playing billie jean at 8:35

  • Anonymous

    Damn Nintendo really raped these movie franchises huh? Thanks GOD they learned…oh no wait they NEVER DID!!!! FUUUUUUUCK!!!!

  • Anonymous

    Damn Nintendo really raped these movie franchises huh? Thanks GOD they learned…oh no wait they NEVER DID!!!! FUUUUUUUCK!!!!

  • http://twitter.com/Bottomdollarcat Mario Dematteo

    first video of yours I watched and I have to say your voice makes me want to shove broken glass in my ears to save them from the pain of ever experiencing so annoying ever again but other than that it was a pretty good game review… haha just kidding. you are an awful reviewer as well.

  • http://twitter.com/Bottomdollarcat Mario Dematteo

    first video of yours I watched and I have to say your voice makes me want to shove broken glass in my ears to save them from the pain of ever experiencing so annoying ever again but other than that it was a pretty good game review… haha just kidding. you are an awful reviewer as well.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000520943957 Noah Goodman

    I actually played this game and used the code from this review to skip to the 2nd level.
    IT SUCKS!!!
    Also I guess that the reason you have to go through some sewer before the 1st level ends is because they wanted you to have (in game) left the sewers before the 2nd level starts, that’s also evident because the 2nd level starts outside of the sewers.
    so… the game sucks, don’t play it, and hopefully more modern licensed games will be better (which so far they aren’t, some modern licensed games are arguably worse than this).

    Finally, thanks MR. Spoony man for the review, it’s one of the best reviews I’ve ever seen in my life. (although I do like the ultima and FF reviews)

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_X3VEGXM2YMMR5P5B523VD5SDNA truthnumberone

    Try using the ‘Print Screen’ button on your keyboard, it captures everything on your screen without the mouse cursor. Just don’t pull down any menues. Then past it in Paint and save it as a .bmp or a .jpeg

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_X3VEGXM2YMMR5P5B523VD5SDNA truthnumberone

    Try using the ‘Print Screen’ button on your keyboard, it captures everything on your screen without the mouse cursor. Just don’t pull down any menues. Then past it in Paint and save it as a .bmp or a .jpeg

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_X3VEGXM2YMMR5P5B523VD5SDNA truthnumberone

    Try using the ‘Print Screen’ button on your keyboard, it captures everything on your screen without the mouse cursor. Just don’t pull down any menues. Then paste it in Paint and save it as a .bmp or a .jpeg

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_X3VEGXM2YMMR5P5B523VD5SDNA truthnumberone

    Try using the ‘Print Screen’ button on your keyboard, it captures everything on your screen without the mouse cursor. Just don’t pull down any menues. Then paste it in Paint and save it as a .bmp or a .jpeg

    • Anonymous

      That would work, were he not recording.
      You know, video, instead of still images.
      Yeah.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PGJHOE2GMIKPQCV2EGLQVQWKTM Angel

    You turned into the nerd for a second there :P

  • Anonymous

    Ahh Spoony, more sewer levels huh? I think it’s your destiny.

  • http://www.facebook.com/SuperMAIDS Paul Cook

    you ignored the guy who came out of the draw…the first time…and the snake…harry has a lamp in his pocket like in silent hill.

  • Anonymous

    I don’t know why, but for some reason the way you shout “Snake” is hilarious. This looked like it was hell.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/George-Rosenbaum/100001387887487 George Rosenbaum

    The eleventh circle of Hell:

    The inside of Satan’s stomach contains secret sewer level from Bloodwings: Pumkinhead’s Revenge. Sinners must aimlessly meander around the level with no goal or way to win, suffering buggy platforming and stupid ghost enemies while fixing fuse boxes to open doors and having their inventory robbed at random intervals by the voices of children.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/briandavis1313 Brian Davis

    Maybe it’s called the war against drugs because you need drugs to make it through the game without going crazy?
    And now let’s all have a moment of silence for brain-damaged Snake who could only shoot forward. We hardly knew him, and then we shot him in the head twenty times! SNAAAAAAKE!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/briandavis1313 Brian Davis

    Maybe it’s called the war against drugs because you need drugs to make it through the game without going crazy?
    And now let’s all have a moment of silence for brain-damaged Snake who could only shoot forward. We hardly knew him, and then we shot him in the head twenty times! SNAAAAAAKE!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/briandavis1313 Brian Davis

    Maybe it’s called the war against drugs because you need drugs to make it through the game without going crazy?
    And now let’s all have a moment of silence for brain-damaged Snake who could only shoot forward. We hardly knew him, and then we shot him in the head twenty times! SNAAAAAAKE!!!

  • http://profiles.google.com/niukkanen.riku Riku Niukkanen

    I think they couldnt fit The War Against Drugs on the cover so they just decided to not use it. Anyway, the game sucks!

  • http://profiles.google.com/niukkanen.riku Riku Niukkanen

    I think they couldnt fit The War Against Drugs on the cover so they just decided to not use it. Anyway, the game sucks!

  • http://profiles.google.com/xens.pineapple Xen Xander

    You have to really love Game-breaking glitches.. But Nintendo’s tester team back in the day consisted of two guys playing games, seeing if the ran okay, and ‘green lighting them’ for N. America release. And most early games were NOT tested to their fullness.. they might have played half of a first level and said, “yeah this is fine, green light the bitch”. It didn’t get actually good until much later in Nintendo’s success ride.

  • http://profiles.google.com/xens.pineapple Xen Xander

    You have to really love Game-breaking glitches.. But Nintendo’s tester team back in the day consisted of two guys playing games, seeing if the ran okay, and ‘green lighting them’ for N. America release. And most early games were NOT tested to their fullness.. they might have played half of a first level and said, “yeah this is fine, green light the bitch”. It didn’t get actually good until much later in Nintendo’s success ride.

  • http://profiles.google.com/xens.pineapple Xen Xander

    You have to really love Game-breaking glitches.. But Nintendo’s tester team back in the day consisted of two guys playing games, seeing if the ran okay, and ‘green lighting them’ for N. America release. And most early games were NOT tested to their fullness.. they might have played half of a first level and said, “yeah this is fine, green light the bitch”. It didn’t get actually good until much later in Nintendo’s success ride.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Teagan-Eschborn/100000220268612 Teagan Eschborn

    I had a total geek out at the metal gear solid reference. BEST.GAME.OVER.EVER.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Konstantin-Akhmetov/100000303416185 Konstantin Akhmetov

    …so, Harry can only communicate with people by jumping in front of them.

    I’m in space.

  • Anonymous

    On one hand, I want to see more of this game, but on the other, I don’t want anybody to suffer from this abomination any more.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Graham-Adair/1502245216 Graham Adair

    I remember this wacky retarded game. It was one of the dumbest Ideas EVER.

  • http://twitter.com/GarbageGamerz GarbageGamer

    after re watching this i only have one thing to say…….+1 for
    Don’t Stop Believing - Journey music :D

  • http://twitter.com/GarbageGamerz GarbageGamer

    after re watching this i only have one thing to say…….+1 for
    Don’t Stop Believing - Journey music :D

  • http://www.facebook.com/will.beach Will Beach

    13:45-13:56  Is that Journey playing in the background?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_5JGZR6EZ5L442JNKS66KFEOJVE Byzantine

    I honestly couldn’t imagine trying to play a game that bad.

  • Anonymous

    I’m going to school right now for Game Design. I’m almost done with my Associate’s. One of my instructors told me he worked on a level for this game. It’s not featured in Spoony’s review; it’s called the Alcatraz level. He had no part in the overall game design or game mechanics, at least.

  • Anonymous

    I think someone needs to do this game UNTIL WE WIN

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  • Jessica U. Ingmann

    What happened?  Why did you stop in mid-sentence?  Is the review over?  Is the advertisement part of the review?  Do the credits mean anything?  Is that the end of the game?  Am I being an overly-sarcastic twit?  :D

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nicklas-Söder/738622168 Nicklas Söder

    I think the ending is a Sopranos-reference.

  • Enkired

    Dude, Dirty Harry kicked that guy’s shoes off when he kicked ‘em in the balls. 4:16. xD That’s so…weird.

  • Michael Orton

     For people who don’t get it, he was making a joke on how the level just suddenly ends for no reason.

    • likalaruku

      Thanks, I was hoping that was it.

    • http://twitter.com/DragonNexus Dragon Nexus

      It’s really sad that some people need this explaining to them.

  • Zejex

    7:11 the best part in game review history, perfect all the way to the end…

  • umster

    aaah clasic old Nintendo, so bad it was good

  • Jiří ček

    i love the “Fuck.” – “Cock!” – “BALLS!” part just before the end of the level

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000167180003 Alan Rizkallah

    Please tell me the “Watch out for snakes” line at the very end was a reference to “Eegah!”

  • http://twitter.com/beyond_ff Wayne Drake

    Did anyone else think Spoony’s Dirty Harry sounded more like Montgomery Burns? :P

  • likalaruku

    “You can’t do this to me!! I have my rights!! I HAVE MY RIIIIIIGHTS!!!!!!!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/Aku.Der.Vampir Christian Springer

    At 19:13 was that your version of Nostalgia Critics Chester A. Bum? XD

  • http://www.facebook.com/ben.lykins2 Ben Lykins

    what don’t you? awesome lol…best part…..chili dogs in the drawer is like the avatar keeeping clothes in the bathroom and skeletons in the fridge

  • Garmrspor

    I can’t believe I miss this intro.

  • Garmrspor

    Why oh why did he have some 2xSai or something filter on? It looks so terrible ;_;

    • http://twitter.com/Ishanji Ishanji

      Haha yeah, I like those filters sometimes, but on this game it was godawful. First time I watched this I somehow overlooked the fact that his mouse cursor was in the video, but I still knew it was emulated because of that filter XD

      • Garmrspor

        They do look good at times, but they still destroy much of the charm in my opinion. That said, there ARE good filters out there, but I don’t think graphics “improving” filters are among them; filters like scanlines, and Nestopia’s NTSC, can both bring you a step closer (a giant step in the case of the NTSC one) to how you experienced these games as a kid (if you ever did). Nestopia also has a great screen curvature effect, which does add to that old school feel as well. But I usually go “vanilla”.

        I used to like those smoothening filters, though — uh, like 10 years ago — but only for Super Nintendo games, where there was more detail present as to not make the smoothened sprites look like a complete mess. It’s the way I played the Dragonball Z fighters for the system as a kid. Thought ZSNES was so cool for having all of those extra options.

        On the note of the cursor, that really grinds my balls. Why would he not make sure to get that out of the way? xD

  • Bob

    WE WANT TO SEE THE REST!

    • Senna4ever

      There is no more.

  • Ben Bowen

    Is the Spoony bum meant to be a copy of chester A.Bum?

  • jetman123

    No. It’s a joke about how Level 1 abruptly ends.

    • II_ARROWS

      No, I think the original message is a joke about The Sopranos ended…

  • Marbles

    Ok, is it just me or do the graphics look like a bad flash game?
    Everytime I saw him move with the almost pixel-less characters and thick black lines I thought it was something from Newgrounds.

    • atypicaloracle

      It’s not just you. Someone really should have Blammed this piece of crap.

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