The prom continues, but my date has ditched me! Will I ever find love? And what’s in the magic lamp?
I swear I started cracking up uncontrollably the first time I saw “OMG TEH SATAN!!”
Goddamn you Robin Williams! You deceived me!
The bit right after 5:00 cracks me up every time I see it.
For el Diablo, I mostly just drew and casted Demi on him. It hits him for HUGE damage.
You gotta admit tho; the T-board was fucking awesome. Too bad you don’t really see it again in the game.
Teh Satan indeed.
Hey pal, most of your beefs with this game are completely valid, but when the goddamn menu screen says “Save before using” a particular item, that’s called a hint. Some serious shit is going to go down if you use it. Complaining about after the fact only makes you look like an idiot.
whats the song he uses when he rubs the lamp, i really like that song
Hey, what’s the name of the song played at the devil-entcounter? I want it, it’s… EPIC!
Hey everyone =D
I think the song is called “Oh Fortuna” by “Carl Orff”.
Hope I was able to help ^^
he died as he lived! Mud-stained and splaying!
whats the name of the song when zell appears?
please need to know
was that a UHF clip at 1:23?
The devil in the lamp is very similar to the Red Dragon Archfiend card in Yu-Gi-Oh. Here is the URL http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Red_Dragon_Archfiend.
Lol “TEH DEVIL”
No, the only one looking like an idiot is you. He didn’t criticize the game because it was a hard fight, he was criticizing the game because it was a stupid moment.
yeah, i like that money shot spoony gave us at the end lol
Fact; In Swedish, the “Kuken” part of “Renzokuken” means cock, penis.
Considering how this game is Japanese, I don’t think they had that in mind. Maybe if it was Swedish
“That's the power of love” by – Huey Lewis and The News. This joke is a reference to Back To The Future. Which is also one of my favorite movies. I rofled when Spoony did this!
Zell gets his board taken away because the justice system works swiftly in the future because they have abolished all lawyers!!
I like how Zell was riding around on a fucking hoverboard yet a train blows his freakin' mind.
They can’t take the train away from him.
Teh Devil!! Have mercy, oh lord of darkness! LOL
OMG TEH SATAN!
But seriously? A lamp. WITH THE DEVIL IN IT?!?
Yeah, FF8 is seriously screwy…
I hate to ask but…… what does Renzo mean then O.o
Yet he is unimpressed by the bus which is just a train with out the rails!
Spoony does have more moves than Squall that is a proven fact!
After watching this again, I think this is my favourite part of the review, and possibly my favourite of any Spoony video.
That sound was squall having a brain tumor
I will always hear that when I listen to Fur Delis.
Ah yes… TEH DEVIL. Curiously, he also happens to be one of the strongest summons in the entire game.
lol yeah squall is such a lame ass with the women in the game, every cut scene hes got bitches basically ready to strip and obey, and hes all like….i don’t wanna bear your burden, god life sucks…. lmfao just ignore those hoes and stick ur penis inside something wet and warm for once jesus…
One thing this game has in common with FFX is this curious 3 girl dynamic: you have the sweet, kind girl next door who is the designated love interest, the hot, intelligent chick who is way out of your main character’s league, and an overly cheerful annoying teenage girl who’s sexiness the game keeps showing off.
If FF8 is anything like X, trying to get with the hot, intelligent chick will just go nowhere.
“i has a girlfriend! with boobs!”
Aw man, you should have totally shown the GRINDY DRAWN OUT T-rex battle -.-
“I don’t often say this, but I have so much better moves than this guy!” HAHA!
“I just hope I don’t run into fucking Zell…” (Zell appears) “DOH!!”
Wait… is it pronounced “key-stis” or “qwee-stis”? I always thought it was the former.
what song was that when he got killed by teh satan
and then he captures him all pokemon style! and names him teh devil! awesome!
Right around 7:28 Spoony says ‘I love how in every RPG in history you are free to wonder in anyone’s house & go through their shit for belongings’. Collegehumor made a video called ‘RPG Hero’s are jerks’, which basically parodies the concept of RPG characters, going through anybody’s house.
” she 18 and she whips people, i have to go to Tijuana to get that kind of attention”. Awesome.
10:20 Spoony!? Spoony!!? Spoony!!!!!? Like the Metal Gear Solid reference at the end.
Yeah, the opening there? That happened to me at my prom, too. It was made all the worse by the tutorial after :(
I feel your pain.. my prom date ditched me before the dancing even started. He wouldn’t even have been there if it hadn’t been for me, though.. he was a junior. But I have to say, the worst part was that I had a huge crush on him at the time.. XP worst night ever.
Talk about it, my date was the same guy I did the promenade with.
Yep, I got ditched at the prom as well. And then I had to fight off rogue sharks and stingrays afterward too! [It was in an aquarium of all places.]
I had a great prom night, fucked her crazy, and then went home. Because fuck you people. <3
Gil is like the value of yen Spoony ;p it’s about 30 dollars.
Emo Git ain’t getting nothing…LOSER!!
I completely disagree with Spoony’s assessment of this game on almost every level (with the exception of Quistis). That being said, the review is still very entertaining :P.
BTW, Meteo(r) was the ultimate spell in FFIV and VII but not VI. The ultimate spell was vanish + X-Zone in that one.
hmmm nope im pretty sure this game sucks that being said its still fun to play through…but it sucks
The fact that I’m playing this game as I watch this review is hilarious to me! XD Thanks Spoony for forever ruining the game for me with your hilarious commentary!
it wouldve been funny if he wouldve used iron maidens number of the beast for the music
what is the exact song at 5:12? i know it’s not O Fortuna cause that was right before it.
The song is by X-Ray Dogs presumably called “here comes the king”. It’s one of those songs that is often used for movie trailers, like for the first Narnia film.
Choose “Hider Overlay” in Fraps next time ;)
Don’t you just hate it when a lamp turns out to have the devil in it? Last time I’m buying a lamp from IKEA, I tell you that!
Lmao Whips and chains and kiinnky leather…
Do you know any good Chemical Romance CDs?
It’s a motion sickness medicine.
And there are none >:|
OT: The Devil really needs to find a better hiding space…
But Zell is 17…. :x
SPOONY? SPOONY, COME IN! SPOOOOOOOONYYYYYYYY!!!
This is probably the best part of the review so far. The devil joke killed me! :P
Just play the game imagining Zell as white Mike Tyson, he becomes funny
What is the name of that song that plays when Satan attacks? Its driving me crazy.
It’s “O Fortuna” from Carmina Burana by Carl Orff.
I miss you spoony
Yeah, Squall drove me insane in this game. Any time he had a conversation with a girl and inevitably cocked it up, I just wanted to throw my Playstation at my TV just on the chance that it would somehow hurt him.
So here’s my question: does this role-playing game involve any actual…role-playing? It just kinda seems to me like everything happens the exact same way regardless of your choices. I mean, I know this was before morality choices in games were a big thing, but I still don’t get the sense that you can in any way make your version of Squall unique from anyone else’s.
dude THIS is a JRPG you don’t have a choice, and what ever little choices a JRPG might give you they don’t matter worth a shit. unless you are playing a Hentai JRPG of some sort, then you have all the choices in the world on who to kill and who get have sex with and where to do it, or Persona, persona has a lot of choices that at first may play out the same no matter what but you will eventually start seeing differences. anyways most JRPG’s have very a linear story and very little “role-playing”, te only real choice you have in a JRPG is what equipment you want to use.
That’s one of the complaints leveled at games like this. On the other hand, no one character is absolute crap. Though, to be honest, I’d rather have a crap character I can bench than a bunch of mediocre characters that the game wants me to play with. Most JRPGs have set stories and characters, maybe allowing the player to chose what happens here or there, but ultimately reaching a set ending or a few endings (“good”, “bad” and “best”, usually).
Also, the Persona series (part of Atlus’ Shin Megami Tenshi meta-series) doesn’t really offer much in the way of choices either – at least not in 3 or 4. Each character except the main one is stuck with their own set of attacks, and the only thing different about the main character is that you can change their persona (think Pokemon, except the critters are generally ****ing metal), choose their responses (though there’s truthfully only one “correct” way, and the others are wrong), and choose their stat distribution. The first two games (counting Innocent Sin/Eternal Punishment as one game) were better, as the combat customization was deeper, even if the story for each one was fairly linear. (nevermind that they actually felt like SMT games, being able to recruit the demons/Personae, instead of relying upon luck to get cards and all that BS from 3 & 4 T~T )
>instructor gives you a lamp
>great satan comes out
Based on this evidence, prove that the Japanese are not fucking insane.
Eh, nothing here that isn’t too bad. Though, I think Selphie is cute.
“Though, I think Selphie is cute.”
Until you realize that, if they actually had voice acting, she would likely be played by the squeaky side of Wendee Lee. *shivers*
Thanks to this video, this classical piece of music has forever been tainted by “Quistis Bewbies”. Thanks.
Everytime my phone rings, I start thinking that.
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Why couldn’t the game just be about Zell”?