Final Fantasy VIII – Part 5

The Spoony One | Jul 9 2007 | more notation(s) | 

The prom continues, but my date has ditched me! Will I ever find love? And what’s in the magic lamp?

  • Anonymous

    I swear I started cracking up uncontrollably the first time I saw “OMG TEH SATAN!!”

  • mflorian

    I swear I started cracking up uncontrollably the first time I saw “OMG TEH SATAN!!”

  • Zanon

    Goddamn you Robin Williams! You deceived me!

  • Zanon

    Goddamn you Robin Williams! You deceived me!

  • Glenn

    The bit right after 5:00 cracks me up every time I see it.

  • Glenn

    The bit right after 5:00 cracks me up every time I see it.

  • http://astronomycast.com/ Wil

    For el Diablo, I mostly just drew and casted Demi on him. It hits him for HUGE damage.

  • http://astronomycast.com Wil

    For el Diablo, I mostly just drew and casted Demi on him. It hits him for HUGE damage.

  • Queen000

    You gotta admit tho; the T-board was fucking awesome. Too bad you don’t really see it again in the game.

  • Queen000

    You gotta admit tho; the T-board was fucking awesome. Too bad you don’t really see it again in the game.

  • Silvercry

    Teh Satan indeed.

    Hey pal, most of your beefs with this game are completely valid, but when the goddamn menu screen says “Save before using” a particular item, that’s called a hint. Some serious shit is going to go down if you use it. Complaining about after the fact only makes you look like an idiot.

  • Silvercry

    Teh Satan indeed.

    Hey pal, most of your beefs with this game are completely valid, but when the goddamn menu screen says “Save before using” a particular item, that’s called a hint. Some serious shit is going to go down if you use it. Complaining about after the fact only makes you look like an idiot.

  • MONPANTALONESTSURLEFEU

    SING ALONG!

  • MONPANTALONESTSURLEFEU

    SING ALONG!

  • kevin silva

    whats the song he uses when he rubs the lamp, i really like that song

  • kevin silva

    whats the song he uses when he rubs the lamp, i really like that song

  • Kathryn^

    Hey, what’s the name of the song played at the devil-entcounter? I want it, it’s… EPIC!

  • Kathryn^

    Hey, what’s the name of the song played at the devil-entcounter? I want it, it’s… EPIC!

  • Jane

    Hey everyone =D
    I think the song is called “Oh Fortuna” by “Carl Orff”.

    Hope I was able to help ^^

  • Jane

    Hey everyone =D
    I think the song is called “Oh Fortuna” by “Carl Orff”.

    Hope I was able to help ^^

  • Dr. Forrester

    he died as he lived! Mud-stained and splaying!

  • Dr. Forrester

    he died as he lived! Mud-stained and splaying!

  • chittka135

    whats the name of the song when zell appears?
    please need to know

  • chittka135

    whats the name of the song when zell appears?
    please need to know

  • Alecs

    was that a UHF clip at 1:23?
    bravo!

  • Alecs

    was that a UHF clip at 1:23?
    bravo!

  • Zachary

    The devil in the lamp is very similar to the Red Dragon Archfiend card in Yu-Gi-Oh. Here is the URL http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Red_Dragon_Archfiend.

  • Zachary

    The devil in the lamp is very similar to the Red Dragon Archfiend card in Yu-Gi-Oh. Here is the URL http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Red_Dragon_Archfiend.

  • Mahiar Ghannadi

    Lol “TEH DEVIL”

  • Mahiar Ghannadi

    Lol “TEH DEVIL”

  • Huilub

    @ Silvercry

    No, the only one looking like an idiot is you. He didn’t criticize the game because it was a hard fight, he was criticizing the game because it was a stupid moment.

  • Huilub

    @ Silvercry

    No, the only one looking like an idiot is you. He didn’t criticize the game because it was a hard fight, he was criticizing the game because it was a stupid moment.

  • Evil Claire

    yeah, i like that money shot spoony gave us at the end lol

  • Evil Claire

    yeah, i like that money shot spoony gave us at the end lol

  • Trocadero

    Fact; In Swedish, the “Kuken” part of “Renzokuken” means cock, penis.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gage-Saltkill/100001103210113 Gage Saltkill

       Considering how this game is Japanese, I don’t think they had that in mind. Maybe if it was Swedish

  • Trocadero

    Fact; In Swedish, the “Kuken” part of “Renzokuken” means cock, penis.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Booth/556205957 John Booth

    “That's the power of love” by – Huey Lewis and The News. This joke is a reference to Back To The Future. Which is also one of my favorite movies. I rofled when Spoony did this!

    Zell gets his board taken away because the justice system works swiftly in the future because they have abolished all lawyers!!

  • JerryPac

    I like how Zell was riding around on a fucking hoverboard yet a train blows his freakin' mind.

    • Anonymous

      They can’t take the train away from him.

    • Anonymous

      They can’t take the train away from him.

    • Anonymous

      They can’t take the train away from him.

  • JerryPac

    I like how Zell was riding around on a fucking hoverboard yet a train blows his freakin' mind.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jamal-Prewitt/1012200418 Jamal Prewitt

    Teh Devil!! Have mercy, oh lord of darkness! LOL

  • Hubbe128

    OMG TEH SATAN!

    But seriously? A lamp. WITH THE DEVIL IN IT?!?

    Yeah, FF8 is seriously screwy…

  • regpaul

    I hate to ask but…… what does Renzo mean then O.o

  • godzillaexpert

    Yet he is unimpressed by the bus which is just a train with out the rails!

  • notyoursavior78

    Spoony does have more moves than Squall that is a proven fact!

  • http://celluloidandsilicon.blogspot.com/ Avenging_Mike

    After watching this again, I think this is my favourite part of the review, and possibly my favourite of any Spoony video.

  • http://twitter.com/thereals0beit Andrew YouDontKnow

    That sound was squall having a brain tumor

  • http://www.facebook.com/MadOvid Jesse Astle

    I will always hear that when I listen to Fur Delis.

  • Anonymous

    I will always hear that when I listen to Fur Delis.

  • Anonymous

    Ah yes… TEH DEVIL. Curiously, he also happens to be one of the strongest summons in the entire game.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bryan-Dupuy/100000281477098 Bryan Dupuy

    lol yeah squall is such a lame ass with the women in the game, every cut scene hes got bitches basically ready to strip and obey, and hes all like….i don’t wanna bear your burden, god life sucks…. lmfao just ignore those hoes and stick ur penis inside something wet and warm for once jesus…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shane-Stephenson/1381510872 Shane Stephenson

    One thing this game has in common with FFX is this curious 3 girl dynamic: you have the sweet, kind girl next door who is the designated love interest, the hot, intelligent chick who is way out of your main character’s league, and an overly cheerful annoying teenage girl who’s sexiness the game keeps showing off.

    If FF8 is anything like X, trying to get with the hot, intelligent chick will just go nowhere.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shane-Stephenson/1381510872 Shane Stephenson

    One thing this game has in common with FFX is this curious 3 girl dynamic: you have the sweet, kind girl next door who is the designated love interest, the hot, intelligent chick who is way out of your main character’s league, and an overly cheerful annoying teenage girl who’s sexiness the game keeps showing off.

    If FF8 is anything like X, trying to get with the hot, intelligent chick will just go nowhere.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shane-Stephenson/1381510872 Shane Stephenson

    One thing this game has in common with FFX is this curious 3 girl dynamic: you have the sweet, kind girl next door who is the designated love interest, the hot, intelligent chick who is way out of your main character’s league, and an overly cheerful annoying teenage girl who’s sexiness the game keeps showing off.

    If FF8 is anything like X, trying to get with the hot, intelligent chick will just go nowhere.

  • Anonymous

    “i has a girlfriend! with boobs!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tyreke-Boyd/100000248238281 Tyreke Boyd

    Aw man, you should have totally shown the GRINDY DRAWN OUT T-rex battle -.-

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mike-Smith/100000649166219 Mike Smith

    “I don’t often say this, but I have so much better moves than this guy!” HAHA!

    “I just hope I don’t run into fucking Zell…” (Zell appears) “DOH!!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Helm/1389412634 James Helm

    Wait… is it pronounced “key-stis” or “qwee-stis”? I always thought it was the former.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Helm/1389412634 James Helm

    Wait… is it pronounced “key-stis” or “qwee-stis”? I always thought it was the former.

  • Anonymous

    what song was that when he got killed by teh satan

    • http://www.facebook.com/JLBehrend Jeremy Behrend

       and then he captures him all pokemon style! and names him teh devil! awesome!

  • Anonymous

    Right around 7:28 Spoony says ‘I love how in every RPG in history you are free to wonder in anyone’s house & go through their shit for belongings’. Collegehumor made a video called ‘RPG Hero’s are jerks’, which basically parodies the concept of RPG characters, going through anybody’s house.

  • http://www.facebook.com/JLBehrend Jeremy Behrend

    ” she 18 and she whips people, i have to go to Tijuana to get that kind of attention”. Awesome. 

  • Anonymous

    10:20 Spoony!? Spoony!!? Spoony!!!!!? Like the Metal Gear Solid reference at the end.

  • http://twitter.com/snorlax422 snorlax422

    Yeah, the opening there? That happened to me at my prom, too. It was made all the worse by the tutorial after :(

    • Anonymous

      I feel your pain.. my prom date ditched me before the dancing even started.  He wouldn’t even have been there if it hadn’t been for me, though.. he was a junior.  But I have to say, the worst part was that I had a huge crush on him at the time.. XP worst night ever.

      • http://twitter.com/TarielCorbeau Tariel Corbeau

        Talk about it, my date was the same guy I did the promenade with.

        • Sir Quaffler

           Yep, I got ditched at the prom as well. And then I had to fight off rogue sharks and stingrays afterward too! [It was in an aquarium of all places.]

          • http://www.facebook.com/brianlemur Thrian Bering

            I had a great prom night, fucked her crazy, and then went home. Because fuck you people. <3

    • Anonymous

      I feel your pain.. my prom date ditched me before the dancing even started.  He wouldn’t even have been there if it hadn’t been for me, though.. he was a junior.  But I have to say, the worst part was that I had a huge crush on him at the time.. XP worst night ever.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MTFZ3MDRIRICR5ZFNUEEKECX7E Steve

    Gil is like the value of yen Spoony ;p it’s about 30 dollars.

  • Jeremy Lee

    Emo Git ain’t getting nothing…LOSER!!

  • vincentlaflamme

    I completely disagree with Spoony’s assessment of this game on almost every level (with the exception of Quistis). That being said, the review is still very entertaining :P.

    BTW, Meteo(r) was the ultimate spell in FFIV and VII but not VI. The ultimate spell was vanish + X-Zone in that one.

    • http://twitter.com/Supra34 Tyler Baker

      hmmm nope im pretty sure this game sucks that being said its still fun to play through…but it sucks

  • http://twitter.com/ShiKamitheDNM Shi Kami the DNM

    The fact that I’m playing this game as I watch this review is hilarious to me! XD Thanks Spoony for forever ruining the game for me with your hilarious commentary!

  • Jeremy Lee

    it wouldve been funny if he wouldve used iron maidens number of the beast for the music

  • Anonymous

    what is the exact song at 5:12? i know it’s not O Fortuna cause that was right before it.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1039152718 Aivien Whitfield

      The song is by X-Ray Dogs presumably called “here comes the king”. It’s one of those songs that is often used for movie trailers, like for the first Narnia film.

  • Anonymous

    Choose “Hider Overlay” in Fraps next time ;)

  • Anonymous

    Don’t you just hate it when a lamp turns out to have the devil in it? Last time I’m buying a lamp from IKEA, I tell you that!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_D7G6LFAY3NKX2KJTMZA2CPRENE Derek

    Lmao Whips and chains and kiinnky leather…

  • HeavyMetalLobster

    Do you know any good Chemical Romance CDs?

  • HeavyMetalLobster

    What’s Dramamine?

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/2XM5Z3TYHTIAR67PBTXK277U2M Robbi

    It’s a motion sickness medicine.

    And there are none >:|
    OT: The Devil really needs to find a better hiding space…

  • Cactuar Kakao

    But Zell is 17…. :x

  • Victor Gominho

    SPOONY? SPOONY, COME IN! SPOOOOOOOONYYYYYYYY!!!

  • http://twitter.com/Jesseraygarza Jesse Garza

    This is probably the best part of the review so far. The devil joke killed me! :P

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/RMZ6OTGICKWQUAS2FX5S2WIFF4 Stephen

    Just play the game imagining Zell as white Mike Tyson, he becomes funny

  • http://www.facebook.com/sara.e.callahan.9 Sara E Callahan

    What is the name of that song that plays when Satan attacks? Its driving me crazy.

    • RobinAdams78

      It’s “O Fortuna” from Carmina Burana by Carl Orff.

  • jnywest

    I miss you spoony

  • nrrork

    Yeah, Squall drove me insane in this game. Any time he had a conversation with a girl and inevitably cocked it up, I just wanted to throw my Playstation at my TV just on the chance that it would somehow hurt him.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_6EVM3F2U7HDWHYC7LO7TETE2KA MichaelT

    So here’s my question: does this role-playing game involve any actual…role-playing? It just kinda seems to me like everything happens the exact same way regardless of your choices. I mean, I know this was before morality choices in games were a big thing, but I still don’t get the sense that you can in any way make your version of Squall unique from anyone else’s.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Keichi-Morisato/100000966444006 Keichi Morisato

      dude THIS is a JRPG you don’t have a choice, and what ever little choices a JRPG might give you they don’t matter worth a shit. unless you are playing a Hentai JRPG of some sort, then you have all the choices in the world on who to kill and who get have sex with and where to do it, or Persona, persona has a lot of choices that at first may play out the same no matter what but you will eventually start seeing differences. anyways most JRPG’s have very a linear story and very little “role-playing”, te only real choice you have in a JRPG is what equipment you want to use.

    • R. Butler

      That’s one of the complaints leveled at games like this. On the other hand, no one character is absolute crap. Though, to be honest, I’d rather have a crap character I can bench than a bunch of mediocre characters that the game wants me to play with. Most JRPGs have set stories and characters, maybe allowing the player to chose what happens here or there, but ultimately reaching a set ending or a few endings (“good”, “bad” and “best”, usually).

      Also, the Persona series (part of Atlus’ Shin Megami Tenshi meta-series) doesn’t really offer much in the way of choices either – at least not in 3 or 4. Each character except the main one is stuck with their own set of attacks, and the only thing different about the main character is that you can change their persona (think Pokemon, except the critters are generally ****ing metal), choose their responses (though there’s truthfully only one “correct” way, and the others are wrong), and choose their stat distribution. The first two games (counting Innocent Sin/Eternal Punishment as one game) were better, as the combat customization was deeper, even if the story for each one was fairly linear. (nevermind that they actually felt like SMT games, being able to recruit the demons/Personae, instead of relying upon luck to get cards and all that BS from 3 & 4 T~T )

  • http://www.facebook.com/rachael.cassels Rachael Margaret Cassels

    69 MOTHERFUCKERS!

  • SUPERSOUP

    >instructor gives you a lamp
    >rub it
    >great satan comes out

    Based on this evidence, prove that the Japanese are not fucking insane.

  • Lamar Namou

    Eh, nothing here that isn’t too bad. Though, I think Selphie is cute.

    • R. Butler

      “Though, I think Selphie is cute.”

      Until you realize that, if they actually had voice acting, she would likely be played by the squeaky side of Wendee Lee. *shivers*

  • http://www.pumpkin-parfait.deviantart.com/ Pinlicous

    Thanks to this video, this classical piece of music has forever been tainted by “Quistis Bewbies”. Thanks.

    • Vader the White

      Everytime my phone rings, I start thinking that.

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