Final Fantasy VIII – Part 7

The Spoony One | Oct 5 2007 | more notation(s) | 

A character who uses a gun? This is a dream! It’s a tale of really awkward romance and a fat man throwing a harpoon at mushrooms.

Will our heroes ever wake up and find out what in the hell their mission is? Is Quistis a fembot? And what horrible thing will I name Rinoa’s dog?

  • Eddie Eisinger

    Dude, You Rock, You Are A God Amoung Mere Mortals !!!

  • Eddie Eisinger

    Dude, You Rock, You Are A God Amoung Mere Mortals !!!

  • Eddie Eisinger

    Dude, You Rock, You Are A God Amoung Mere Mortals !!!

  • Tommy

    Hey, always enjoyed these, was wondering if you will ever finish the reviews

  • Tommy

    Hey, always enjoyed these, was wondering if you will ever finish the reviews

  • Tommy

    Hey, always enjoyed these, was wondering if you will ever finish the reviews

  • Dan Emery

    I saw a hint at the end of phantasmagoria that you would continue on FF8?? I hope you do coz I bloody love your rants! haha
    Pntsmgria 2 was a master piece dude, keep up the good work. I’ll keep on watching! : )

  • Dan Emery

    I saw a hint at the end of phantasmagoria that you would continue on FF8?? I hope you do coz I bloody love your rants! haha
    Pntsmgria 2 was a master piece dude, keep up the good work. I’ll keep on watching! : )

  • Dan Emery

    I saw a hint at the end of phantasmagoria that you would continue on FF8?? I hope you do coz I bloody love your rants! haha
    Pntsmgria 2 was a master piece dude, keep up the good work. I’ll keep on watching! : )

  • Fechi

    haha I though the same thing about the guy with the harpoon, when I played the game. These reviews are very funny I hope you make some more.

  • Fechi

    haha I though the same thing about the guy with the harpoon, when I played the game. These reviews are very funny I hope you make some more.

  • Fechi

    haha I though the same thing about the guy with the harpoon, when I played the game. These reviews are very funny I hope you make some more.

  • p

    god i love lost in translation.

  • p

    god i love lost in translation.

  • sokejyuuken

    Well, at least Laguna as one of the best theme song in the game (The man wit th machine gun), wich isn’t saing much <<

  • sokejyuuken

    Well, at least Laguna as one of the best theme song in the game (The man wit th machine gun), wich isn’t saing much <<

  • notascam

    Since the invention of juvenile humor, there have been 5 video game naming gags that have been the most inventive, the most hilarious. This one left them all behind.

  • notascam

    Since the invention of juvenile humor, there have been 5 video game naming gags that have been the most inventive, the most hilarious. This one left them all behind.

  • notascam

    Since the invention of juvenile humor, there have been 5 video game naming gags that have been the most inventive, the most hilarious. This one left them all behind.

  • http://www.justinvasquez.com/ Justin Vasquez

    Dude you are my new hero. This shit is fucking funny…

  • http://www.justinvasquez.com Justin Vasquez

    Dude you are my new hero. This shit is fucking funny…

  • Queen000

    Rinoa’s not the leader of the Forest Owls; if she were, they would all have died terrible deaths by now. Zone is the leader; Rinoa is the person who funds their activities. :P

    And yeah, she did kinda blow it by asking about Seifer.

    About the Anal joke; you’re rather imature.

  • Queen000

    Rinoa’s not the leader of the Forest Owls; if she were, they would all have died terrible deaths by now. Zone is the leader; Rinoa is the person who funds their activities. :P

    And yeah, she did kinda blow it by asking about Seifer.

    About the Anal joke; you’re rather imature.

  • Vikeif

    The songs playing in the background, what were they?

  • Vikeif

    The songs playing in the background, what were they?

  • Briankelly130

    What’s the song that plays at the end after thriller

  • Briankelly130

    What’s the song that plays at the end after thriller

  • Briankelly130

    What’s the song that plays at the end after thriller

  • Mirokoshi

    You’re tearing this game apart piece by chunky piece and i’m loving every second of it. The weird thing is even though you’re pointing out all these flaws and destroying this game practically, its kinda having the opposite effect making me want to play it. To rename all the characters as blatant stereotypes and indulge my imaturity. Keep ‘em coming :P

  • Mirokoshi

    You’re tearing this game apart piece by chunky piece and i’m loving every second of it. The weird thing is even though you’re pointing out all these flaws and destroying this game practically, its kinda having the opposite effect making me want to play it. To rename all the characters as blatant stereotypes and indulge my imaturity. Keep ‘em coming :P

  • Mirokoshi

    You’re tearing this game apart piece by chunky piece and i’m loving every second of it. The weird thing is even though you’re pointing out all these flaws and destroying this game practically, its kinda having the opposite effect making me want to play it. To rename all the characters as blatant stereotypes and indulge my imaturity. Keep ‘em coming :P

  • Rattrap007

    I shouldn’t be laughing this hard at the naming the dog Anal joke but I am in tears of laughter. I’m crying from laughter. I’m laughing so hard I had to stop the video for a minute….. Oh great I tried continuing and had to stop again after Anal Reverse..

    such a low brow joke yet so hilarious

  • Rattrap007

    I shouldn’t be laughing this hard at the naming the dog Anal joke but I am in tears of laughter. I’m crying from laughter. I’m laughing so hard I had to stop the video for a minute….. Oh great I tried continuing and had to stop again after Anal Reverse..

    such a low brow joke yet so hilarious

  • Rattrap007

    I shouldn’t be laughing this hard at the naming the dog Anal joke but I am in tears of laughter. I’m crying from laughter. I’m laughing so hard I had to stop the video for a minute….. Oh great I tried continuing and had to stop again after Anal Reverse..

    such a low brow joke yet so hilarious

  • Mrbadger

    OMG,i laugh my ass of at the anal cannon.

  • Mrbadger

    OMG,i laugh my ass of at the anal cannon.

  • Mrbadger

    OMG,i laugh my ass of at the anal cannon.

  • Camdigidy

    OMG!!! Funniest fucking episode!

  • Camdigidy

    OMG!!! Funniest fucking episode!

  • Camdigidy

    OMG!!! Funniest fucking episode!

  • Alex

    santory… is that a refference to b5?

  • Alex

    santory… is that a refference to b5?

  • Alex

    santory… is that a refference to b5?

  • SomeUnregPunk

    Love this type of review. That anal thing really cracked me up. Thanks for a good laugh.

  • SomeUnregPunk

    Love this type of review. That anal thing really cracked me up. Thanks for a good laugh.

  • SomeUnregPunk

    Love this type of review. That anal thing really cracked me up. Thanks for a good laugh.

  • Samopsa

    quote:
    I shouldn’t be laughing this hard at the naming the dog Anal joke but I am in tears of laughter. I’m crying from laughter. I’m laughing so hard I had to stop the video for a minute….. Oh great I tried continuing and had to stop again after Anal Reverse..

    I experienced the exact same thing. Nice going Spoony.

  • Samopsa

    quote:
    I shouldn’t be laughing this hard at the naming the dog Anal joke but I am in tears of laughter. I’m crying from laughter. I’m laughing so hard I had to stop the video for a minute….. Oh great I tried continuing and had to stop again after Anal Reverse..

    I experienced the exact same thing. Nice going Spoony.

  • Samopsa

    quote:
    I shouldn’t be laughing this hard at the naming the dog Anal joke but I am in tears of laughter. I’m crying from laughter. I’m laughing so hard I had to stop the video for a minute….. Oh great I tried continuing and had to stop again after Anal Reverse..

    I experienced the exact same thing. Nice going Spoony.

  • Mike

    You are more amazing than I thought before man! I recognize the background music, and I’m pretty sure it’s from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time. Probably one of my favorite Super Nintendo games. You are a GOD!

  • Mike

    You are more amazing than I thought before man! I recognize the background music, and I’m pretty sure it’s from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time. Probably one of my favorite Super Nintendo games. You are a GOD!

  • Mike

    You are more amazing than I thought before man! I recognize the background music, and I’m pretty sure it’s from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time. Probably one of my favorite Super Nintendo games. You are a GOD!

  • RWill

    Oh man, this was the first video of yours I’d ever seen. It seems like it was so long ago.

  • RWill

    Oh man, this was the first video of yours I’d ever seen. It seems like it was so long ago.

  • RWill

    Oh man, this was the first video of yours I’d ever seen. It seems like it was so long ago.

  • BTMadness

    Oh man, the launching the dog thing reminds me of how in Postal 2 you can stick a gun up a cats rear and use it as a silencer! (No, I am not joking.)

    Great review Spoony! :)

  • BTMadness

    Oh man, the launching the dog thing reminds me of how in Postal 2 you can stick a gun up a cats rear and use it as a silencer! (No, I am not joking.)

    Great review Spoony! :)

  • BTMadness

    Oh man, the launching the dog thing reminds me of how in Postal 2 you can stick a gun up a cats rear and use it as a silencer! (No, I am not joking.)

    Great review Spoony! :)

  • TomeOne

    You had me howling when you named Tifa and her dog.

  • TomeOne

    You had me howling when you named Rinoa and her dog.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jamal-Prewitt/1012200418 Jamal Prewitt

    I love it. LOL. Anal Reverse?!?! Wouldn't that hurt??

  • big_isaac

    I remember when I first watched this on youtube I was totally loling my ass off at the part with the names. Genius, man
    Also, fambot Quistis = all kinds of win

  • RandomFan01

    What's the name of the song that plays during the train sequence/ending?

    • Anonymous

      Finally found it. It’s The Sound of Philadelphia by MFSB.

  • ORCACommander

    5:30 oh god i nearly doubled up laughing

  • http://twitter.com/thereals0beit Andrew YouDontKnow

    This should have more comments, by far the most hilarious part.

  • http://www.facebook.com/MadOvid Jesse Astle

    Her boobs are lethal weapons. That's so awesome.

  • Anonymous

    Her boobs are lethal weapons. That’s so awesome.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_AGMORAEQVZ47VXQTIBUOB75KAU Serodin17

    I just have one correction to make: when Ward runs to the enemy to retrieve his harpoon, you can actually see Laguna shooting the enemy to distract it, giving Ward the opportunity to pull the harpoon out. The Spartans would’ve actually been pulling the spears out of their enemies as a bunch of guys with guns shot the enemies to distract them (although I think that would’ve killed them all and won the battle). See, Square-Enix actually knows what they’re doing most of the time.

    I must say, I don’t agree with the review 100% (being a Final Fantasy fan myself), but I still enjoy watching it. Keep up the good work Spoony.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jamie-Sheil/594748387 Jamie Sheil

      you do realise the only reason the fungus thing was shot was because Laguna was ordered to attack, most of the time Ward just runs in there alone to go pick it up off the enemies, no shooting to distract involved at all

  • http://solrokentertainment.blogspot.com Sol Rok Entertainment

    This is like the 4th time I’ve heard this on this site so I have to ask. What is a G-Tard?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Helm/1389412634 James Helm

      a white guy who seems to believe he is, in fact, a gangster. Basically a white guy who tries WAAAY too hard to act black.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Helm/1389412634 James Helm

      a white guy who seems to believe he is, in fact, a gangster. Basically a white guy who tries WAAAY too hard to act black.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shane-Stephenson/1381510872 Shane Stephenson

    This game looks really boring. I can’t blame you for spicing it up with immature naming gags.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shane-Stephenson/1381510872 Shane Stephenson

    This game looks really boring. I can’t blame you for spicing it up with immature naming gags.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shane-Stephenson/1381510872 Shane Stephenson

    This game looks really boring. I can’t blame you for spicing it up with immature naming gags.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Helm/1389412634 James Helm

    Ah, Spoony. With this review, you have saved me 14.99 from the playstation store and countless hours of therapy.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Helm/1389412634 James Helm

    Ah, Spoony. With this review, you have saved me 14.99 from the playstation store and countless hours of therapy.

  • Anonymous

    HAHAHAHAHA! That “A Whore” and “Anal” Combo. I’ve had years worth of laughs out of that one!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ICDHG7TLTN6JVK6JMK3TKQFXKQ Mike Wallace

    Well, when you explain the Timber Owl’s plan that way, yeah, it sounds retarded…

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ICDHG7TLTN6JVK6JMK3TKQFXKQ Mike Wallace

    Well, when you explain the Timber Owl’s plan that way, yeah, it sounds retarded…

  • http://www.facebook.com/JLBehrend Jeremy Behrend

    ok, Rhinoa throws a dog.  and wakka throws a ball… ok, give me quistis…at least she uses whips.

  • Anonymous

    Why the hell is there TMNT4 music?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mayra-Dantas-Bueno/716900458 Mayra Dantas Bueno

    A Whore uses Anal tricks XD laugh for life.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Patrick-Wells/13805208 Patrick Wells

    Oh, I remember when I first used the Anal Cannon limit break. I couldn’t stop laughing for 10minutes. It was the most absurd thing I had ever seen. It actually was a huge bright spot of enjoyment in what had been an extremely boring game up to that point.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Patrick-Wells/13805208 Patrick Wells

    Oh, I remember when I first used the Anal Cannon limit break. I couldn’t stop laughing for 10minutes. It was the most absurd thing I had ever seen. It actually was a huge bright spot of enjoyment in what had been an extremely boring game up to that point.

  • Anonymous

    I loved the part where you named the dog Anal and A Whore uses Anal tricks. Have to breathe again lol that’s epic.

  • Luca C

    When I heard the renaming of Rinoa and Angelo (which happens to be my middle name) I laughed burger-flippin’ HARD. BODY HARD. I think I collapsed a lung or something. I swear on my existence I have never laughed this hard in my life.

  • Jeremy Lee

    PARK ANYWHERE ASSHOLE, LOL

  • vincentlaflamme

    NOOOOOOOESSS! You forgot to draw the GF from Zombie Reagan.  

  • Anonymous

    im sorry but zombie decoy president was the greatest thing to happen to video games since the jiggly boobs of dead or alive….im not actually sure which came first but zombie decoy president was a ground breaking inovation years ahead of its time

  • Anonymous

    im sorry but zombie decoy president was the greatest thing to happen to video games since the jiggly boobs of dead or alive….im not actually sure which came first but zombie decoy president was a ground breaking inovation years ahead of its time

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000511270547 Nic Payne

       You can’t bash Final Fantasy VI. It’s still legit a cartoon type game so I give in to that factor. Final Fantasy VIII however is the transition to more of a real kind of Final Fantasy. FF8 is the worse scenario.

  • http://twitter.com/jesternario jesternario

    yeah, stupid easy zombie president is nice, but I still like that you can win the same way when fighting a GHOST TRAIN! of course, I always let Sabin do a suplex on it first cause it STILL amazes that he can even LIFT the thing, let along fit it BETWEEN HIS LEGS.

    • R. Butler

      He’s just that manly.
      Plus probably something buggy in the program that would allow that XD

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/QISMRNIMJD7CTDTGCZJ3Q6Y4FM Emran I

    Laguna drank too much wine that’s why he feel asleep 

    • http://www.facebook.com/maurice.peyton1 Maurice Peyton

      Doesn’t make the scene any less stupid.

  • Atmos_Duality

    This is what I miss from Spoony.
    In the span of 9 minutes, we get one of the best naming gags I’ve ever seen for one of these older games, and the crack about Zombie Ronald Reagan.

    And after watching this again: It’s very sad to see his FFX-2 Part 3 still at the end of the BlipTV Recent Channel History….NEARLY FOUR MONTHS AFTER IT CAME OUT (at the time of this post).

  • operasjonhusk

    WHAAAAT you can kill that shit with a pheonix down? For a second I was like “what the hell, why are you already using a pheonix down?”.

  • http://twitter.com/fer92dz Fernando Díaz

    The anal canon, and then, in his third opening he uses Oreo in the same way. Irony or brick joke you decide. After the prom bit and the allucination this is by far the best part of this long review.

  • http://twitter.com/JayMcCarron Jay McCarron

    These early reviews are pretty brutal. It’s just a run of jokes that I would have found funny in high school. Really, body part sex puns with your names? This is just painful. His later takedown of Ultima’s 8 and 9 actually included some insight and perspective along with his jokes. I’m interested to see after the big gap between reviews if he becomes the Spoony I came to know and love on TGWTG. This stuff so far has been just crass.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_6EVM3F2U7HDWHYC7LO7TETE2KA MichaelT

    Laguna does kind of look like Crispin Glover to me.

  • Tab

    Couldn’t pay attention. Too busy listening to Soul Train.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Devyn-Sha-ken-Kennedy/1047447079 Devyn Sha-ken Kennedy

    Dear God Spoony! You are the reason I want to start reviewing again!

    • Sir Christopher McFarlane

      What was your review show?

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  • Matt Morgan

    I just laughed so hard that I cried when I though about what things like “anal cannon” and “anal search” implied

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