FMV Hell – Sewer Shark

The Spoony One | Apr 20 2008 | more notation(s) | 

It’s time to shoot the tubes and tackle Sewer Shark for the SegaCD. The sewer level is the lamest level in any game, so what happens when you’ve got a game that consists entirely of sewer levels?

A million pounds of tubesteak!

  • http://www.myspace.com/mexican_radio «Tuna»

    “Don’t let ‘em freak ya out!”

  • http://www.myspace.com/mexican_radio «Tuna»

    “Don’t let ‘em freak ya out!”

  • http://www.myspace.com/mexican_radio «Tuna»

    “Don’t let ‘em freak ya out!”

  • Invisible Crane

    Now here is a game I remember I played this a lot as a kid and still occasionally play even today

  • Invisible Crane

    Now here is a game I remember I played this a lot as a kid and still occasionally play even today

  • Invisible Crane

    Now here is a game I remember I played this a lot as a kid and still occasionally play even today

  • Invisible Crane

    Now here is a game I remember I played this a lot as a kid and still occasionally play even today

  • http://www.youtube.com/danbri28 Danbri

    “Time for a video about sex edu-cation, Dogmeat!”

    One of my favorite of your videos, even though the sound’s messed up when you’re on camera.

  • http://www.youtube.com/danbri28 Danbri

    “Time for a video about sex edu-cation, Dogmeat!”

    One of my favorite of your videos, even though the sound’s messed up when you’re on camera.

  • Danbri

    “Time for a video about sex edu-cation, Dogmeat!”

    One of my favorite of your videos, even though the sound’s messed up when you’re on camera.

  • http://www.youtube.com/jesseisagamer Jesse

    now with the new website up, I’m going back watching all the reviews I haven’t seen in a while and I forgot how much this one made me laugh.

  • http://www.youtube.com/jesseisagamer Jesse

    now with the new website up, I’m going back watching all the reviews I haven’t seen in a while and I forgot how much this one made me laugh.

  • http://www.youtube.com/jesseisagamer Jesse

    now with the new website up, I’m going back watching all the reviews I haven’t seen in a while and I forgot how much this one made me laugh.

  • Yo momma

    favorite review since he’s always eating… by the way i think you are the 3rd funniest person on that guy with the glasses

  • Yo momma

    favorite review since he’s always eating… by the way i think you are the 3rd funniest person on that guy with the glasses

  • Yo momma

    favorite review since he’s always eating… by the way i think you are the 3rd funniest person on that guy with the glasses

  • Yo momma

    favorite review since he’s always eating… by the way i think you are the 3rd funniest person on that guy with the glasses

  • http://fatal-rob0t.deviantart.com/ Ehren

    DANNY DeVITO! XD

  • http://fatal-rob0t.deviantart.com/ Ehren

    DANNY DeVITO! XD

  • http://fatal-rob0t.deviantart.com/ Ehren

    DANNY DeVITO! XD

  • http://fatal-rob0t.deviantart.com Ehren

    DANNY DeVITO! XD

  • http://fatal-rob0t.deviantart.com/ Ehren

    nevermind. XD I thought it was Danny DeVito and didn’t see it all the way. XD I was beginning to notice he didn’t quite look or sound right for DeVito. Still a funny game. “A MILLION POUNDS OF TUBE STEAK!”

  • http://fatal-rob0t.deviantart.com/ Ehren

    nevermind. XD I thought it was Danny DeVito and didn’t see it all the way. XD I was beginning to notice he didn’t quite look or sound right for DeVito. Still a funny game. “A MILLION POUNDS OF TUBE STEAK!”

  • http://fatal-rob0t.deviantart.com/ Ehren

    nevermind. XD I thought it was Danny DeVito and didn’t see it all the way. XD I was beginning to notice he didn’t quite look or sound right for DeVito. Still a funny game. “A MILLION POUNDS OF TUBE STEAK!”

  • http://fatal-rob0t.deviantart.com Ehren

    nevermind. XD I thought it was Danny DeVito and didn’t see it all the way. XD I was beginning to notice he didn’t quite look or sound right for DeVito. Still a funny game. “A MILLION POUNDS OF TUBE STEAK!”

  • StevenwithaV

    Stenchler’s assistant sounds like Harley Quinn.

  • StevenwithaV

    Stenchler’s assistant sounds like Harley Quinn.

  • StevenwithaV

    Stenchler’s assistant sounds like Harley Quinn.

  • StevenwithaV

    Stenchler’s assistant sounds like Harley Quinn.

  • Infradead

    You as the Pink Ranger made me fall out of my chair! Awesome review.

  • Infradead

    You as the Pink Ranger made me fall out of my chair! Awesome review.

  • Monika

    What a shitty game :D
    And I love your t-shirt : D

  • Monika

    What a shitty game :D
    And I love your t-shirt : D

  • GAKOgenome

    I would have to disagree, Bad Dudes’ sewer level was cool, hell that whole game was cool.

  • GAKOgenome

    I would have to disagree, Bad Dudes’ sewer level was cool, hell that whole game was cool.

  • GAKOgenome

    I would have to disagree, Bad Dudes’ sewer level was cool, hell that whole game was cool.

  • GAKOgenome

    I would have to disagree, Bad Dudes’ sewer level was cool, hell that whole game was cool.

  • FreddyG

    Long time viewer, first time poster: You….are…..AWESOME!!! I just felt like I had to say that and ask a question that’s bugging me: The Boss and his “girlfriend” there, aren’t they the parents from Matilda? They look and sound JUST like them but I’m not completely sure.

  • FreddyG

    Long time viewer, first time poster: You….are…..AWESOME!!! I just felt like I had to say that and ask a question that’s bugging me: The Boss and his “girlfriend” there, aren’t they the parents from Matilda? They look and sound JUST like them but I’m not completely sure.

  • FreddyG

    Long time viewer, first time poster: You….are…..AWESOME!!! I just felt like I had to say that and ask a question that’s bugging me: The Boss and his “girlfriend” there, aren’t they the parents from Matilda? They look and sound JUST like them but I’m not completely sure.

  • http://shadows-at-dusk.deviantart.com/ Bright_side

    In response to the comment about the TMNT being in a game called “Sewer Shenanigans”. There was ACTUALLY a TMNT game on the Gameboy called “Back to the Sewers”. I know this because I owned it.

  • http://shadows-at-dusk.deviantart.com/ Bright_side

    In response to the comment about the TMNT being in a game called “Sewer Shenanigans”. There was ACTUALLY a TMNT game on the Gameboy called “Back to the Sewers”. I know this because I owned it.

  • http://shadows-at-dusk.deviantart.com/ Bright_side

    In response to the comment about the TMNT being in a game called “Sewer Shenanigans”. There was ACTUALLY a TMNT game on the Gameboy called “Back to the Sewers”. I know this because I owned it.

  • http://shadows-at-dusk.deviantart.com Bright_side

    In response to the comment about the TMNT being in a game called “Sewer Shenanigans”. There was ACTUALLY a TMNT game on the Gameboy called “Back to the Sewers”. I know this because I owned it.

  • Jose

    ‘Noah Antwieler(sp)’
    ‘As’
    ‘The Pink Ranger’

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD

  • Jose

    ‘Noah Antwieler(sp)’
    ‘As’
    ‘The Pink Ranger’

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD

  • Jose

    ‘Noah Antwieler(sp)’
    ‘As’
    ‘The Pink Ranger’

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD

  • Jose

    ‘Noah Antwieler(sp)’
    ‘As’
    ‘The Pink Ranger’

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD

  • Slash Prower 34

    I think that “tubesteak” refers to the dead monsters in the sewers. Note how they call the sewers “tubes”? Hm.

    Good review.

  • Slash Prower 34

    I think that “tubesteak” refers to the dead monsters in the sewers. Note how they call the sewers “tubes”? Hm.

    Good review.

  • Slash Prower 34

    I think that “tubesteak” refers to the dead monsters in the sewers. Note how they call the sewers “tubes”? Hm.

    Good review.

  • Slash Prower 34

    I think that “tubesteak” refers to the dead monsters in the sewers. Note how they call the sewers “tubes”? Hm.

    Good review.

  • Harmonica

    The sublime “Whitman, Price and Haddad” line really cracked me up! Great work!

  • Harmonica

    The sublime “Whitman, Price and Haddad” line really cracked me up! Great work!

  • Harmonica

    The sublime “Whitman, Price and Haddad” line really cracked me up! Great work!

  • http://mmntw26.deviantart.com/ mmntw26

    You are so right about Prize Fighter. You’re literally waiting 8 minutes to even start playing, and then you just get your ass kicked. I never got passed the first fighter.

    Of course, my Sega CD busted a while ago. I’ll have to get another one………

    ….or maybe I could just use the money to buy myself another unshitty system, like a SNES….

  • http://mmntw26.deviantart.com/ mmntw26

    You are so right about Prize Fighter. You’re literally waiting 8 minutes to even start playing, and then you just get your ass kicked. I never got passed the first fighter.

    Of course, my Sega CD busted a while ago. I’ll have to get another one………

    ….or maybe I could just use the money to buy myself another unshitty system, like a SNES….

  • http://mmntw26.deviantart.com mmntw26

    You are so right about Prize Fighter. You’re literally waiting 8 minutes to even start playing, and then you just get your ass kicked. I never got passed the first fighter.

    Of course, my Sega CD busted a while ago. I’ll have to get another one………

    ….or maybe I could just use the money to buy myself another unshitty system, like a SNES….

  • A Dead Guy

    Tubesteak is another word for hot dogs.

  • A Dead Guy

    Tubesteak is another word for hot dogs.

  • A Dead Guy

    Tubesteak is another word for hot dogs.

  • Lassi

    Your eyes were really red during the introducion of the game.. don’t worry, I can keep your secret.

    This game would actually be pretty decent if it wasn’t for those annoying insta-kills and shitty manual. Quick time events are also bullshit to some.

  • Lassi

    Your eyes were really red during the introducion of the game.. don’t worry, I can keep your secret.

    This game would actually be pretty decent if it wasn’t for those annoying insta-kills and shitty manual. Quick time events are also bullshit to some.

  • Mistah J

    The ditzy blonde actually does kind of sound like Harley Quinn. That’s pretty interesting since the guy playing Mr. Stenchler was a regular on Batman: The Animated Series. He did the voice of a detective.

  • Mistah J

    The ditzy blonde actually does kind of sound like Harley Quinn. That’s pretty interesting since the guy playing Mr. Stenchler was a regular on Batman: The Animated Series. He did the voice of a detective.

  • Mistah J

    The ditzy blonde actually does kind of sound like Harley Quinn. That’s pretty interesting since the guy playing Mr. Stenchler was a regular on Batman: The Animated Series. He did the voice of a detective.

  • Mistah J

    The ditzy blonde actually does kind of sound like Harley Quinn. That’s pretty interesting since the guy playing Mr. Stenchler was a regular on Batman: The Animated Series. He did the voice of a detective.

  • Lucifuga

    Tubesteak?

  • Lucifuga

    Tubesteak?

  • Lucifuga

    Tubesteak?

  • Lucifuga

    Tubesteak?

  • Chris

    Whoa, I owned this game and I didn’t realize Robert “Harvey Bullock” Costanzo was in it! Interesting that you mistook him for Danny DeVito considering Costanzo did the voice of Philoctetes in the Disney Hercules cartoon, DeVito’s role in the movie.

  • Chris

    Whoa, I owned this game and I didn’t realize Robert “Harvey Bullock” Costanzo was in it! Interesting that you mistook him for Danny DeVito considering Costanzo did the voice of Philoctetes in the Disney Hercules cartoon, DeVito’s role in the movie.

  • Chris

    Whoa, I owned this game and I didn’t realize Robert “Harvey Bullock” Costanzo was in it! Interesting that you mistook him for Danny DeVito considering Costanzo did the voice of Philoctetes in the Disney Hercules cartoon, DeVito’s role in the movie.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/RunandGunPictures William A. McDonald

    Aaah Sewer shark, I loved this game when it first came out. A rail shooter, with a rat maze and sweet cut scenes. At least that’s how I felt about it back in the 90′s. Long live Sega and the kingdoms of Atari, may they rest in peace.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/RunandGunPictures William A. McDonald

    Aaah Sewer shark, I loved this game when it first came out. A rail shooter, with a rat maze and sweet cut scenes. At least that’s how I felt about it back in the 90′s. Long live Sega and the kingdoms of Atari, may they rest in peace.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/RunandGunPictures William A. McDonald

    Aaah Sewer shark, I loved this game when it first came out. A rail shooter, with a rat maze and sweet cut scenes. At least that’s how I felt about it back in the 90′s. Long live Sega and the kingdoms of Atari, may they rest in peace.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/RunandGunPictures William A. McDonald

    Aaah Sewer shark, I loved this game when it first came out. A rail shooter, with a rat maze and sweet cut scenes. At least that’s how I felt about it back in the 90′s. Long live Sega and the kingdoms of Atari, may they rest in peace.

  • Tarcz

    Hey… HEY! A Steven Segal movie is not going to get you weird looks… More like comical laughter and an arse beating! But it’s better than a Van Damme movie!!!

  • Tarcz

    Hey… HEY! A Steven Segal movie is not going to get you weird looks… More like comical laughter and an arse beating! But it’s better than a Van Damme movie!!!

  • Tarcz

    Hey… HEY! A Steven Segal movie is not going to get you weird looks… More like comical laughter and an arse beating! But it’s better than a Van Damme movie!!!

  • Ink

    Augh- holy crap, that guy. All up in yer face.
    Tubesteak? I literally saw mashed up meat in toothpaste tubes…weird. but highly nutritious!
    <.< saw the red eyes in the beginning too…must be the tears of pain from the sheer crappiness of the game. =D
    Watched PowerRangers as a kid (and liked it). If Noah was really pinkranger, hell I would watch the whole series again.

  • Ink

    Augh- holy crap, that guy. All up in yer face.
    Tubesteak? I literally saw mashed up meat in toothpaste tubes…weird. but highly nutritious!
    <.< saw the red eyes in the beginning too…must be the tears of pain from the sheer crappiness of the game. =D
    Watched PowerRangers as a kid (and liked it). If Noah was really pinkranger, hell I would watch the whole series again.

  • Ink

    Augh- holy crap, that guy. All up in yer face.
    Tubesteak? I literally saw mashed up meat in toothpaste tubes…weird. but highly nutritious!
    <.< saw the red eyes in the beginning too…must be the tears of pain from the sheer crappiness of the game. =D
    Watched PowerRangers as a kid (and liked it). If Noah was really pinkranger, hell I would watch the whole series again.

  • Sifer2

    lol I used to play Sewer Shark on my friends Sega CD all the time. Never did beat it though. It’s one of those games that is bad but still good at the same time.

  • Sifer2

    lol I used to play Sewer Shark on my friends Sega CD all the time. Never did beat it though. It’s one of those games that is bad but still good at the same time.

  • Sifer2

    lol I used to play Sewer Shark on my friends Sega CD all the time. Never did beat it though. It’s one of those games that is bad but still good at the same time.

  • trjfj

    FUCK PIPE!

  • trjfj

    FUCK PIPE!

  • trjfj

    FUCK PIPE!

  • Amayirot Akago

    Murray Crissmiss! ^_^

  • Amayirot Akago

    Murray Crissmiss! ^_^

  • Amayirot Akago

    Murray Crissmiss! ^_^

  • Rockyleet64

    “We’re vaguely amused by your attempt at murder.”

    So bad it’s good? I don’t think so.

  • Rockyleet64

    “We’re vaguely amused by your attempt at murder.”

    So bad it’s good? I don’t think so.

  • Rockyleet64

    “We’re vaguely amused by your attempt at murder.”

    So bad it’s good? I don’t think so.

  • Greg

    Sewer Shark? More like Sewer Shit! ;P

  • Greg

    Sewer Shark? More like Sewer Shit! ;P

  • Suppish

    I gotta admit, Noah does look a lot like Mr. Pink from Reservoir Dogs xD

  • Suppish

    I gotta admit, Noah does look a lot like Mr. Pink from Reservoir Dogs xD

  • Brian

    FrEaKaZoId! YESH!

  • Brian

    FrEaKaZoId! YESH!

  • BOA

    Hey why I have to be mister Pink?

  • BOA

    Hey why I have to be mister Pink?

  • BOA

    Hey why I have to be mister Pink?

  • BOA

    Hey why I have to be mister Pink?

  • Brad (sweaty) Pitts

    I actually had this crappy piece of shit….

  • Brad (sweaty) Pitts

    I actually had this crappy piece of shit….

  • Brad (sweaty) Pitts

    I actually had this crappy piece of shit….

  • http://www.movies-in-a-blender.blogspot.com/ Andrew Michael

    I notice that Ken Melville wrote this, the same guy that wrote Make My Video…

  • http://www.movies-in-a-blender.blogspot.com/ Andrew Michael

    I notice that Ken Melville wrote this, the same guy that wrote Make My Video…

  • http://www.movies-in-a-blender.blogspot.com Andrew Michael

    I notice that Ken Melville wrote this, the same guy that wrote Make My Video…

  • Anton Höglund

    I always found it funny how Spoony One references the Mr.Pink thing from Reservoid Dogs, because he kinda looks like Steve Buscemi

  • Anton Höglund

    I always found it funny how Spoony One references the Mr.Pink thing from Reservoid Dogs, because he kinda looks like Steve Buscemi

  • Anton Höglund

    I always found it funny how Spoony One references the Mr.Pink thing from Reservoid Dogs, because he kinda looks like Steve Buscemi

  • Anton Höglund

    I always found it funny how Spoony One references the Mr.Pink thing from Reservoid Dogs, because he kinda looks like Steve Buscemi

  • BrUS

    I wonder which psychos came up with this game… no, wait… the makers of Scrubs! Heureca!

    But HOLY SHIT, was this random crap funny xD

  • BrUS

    I wonder which psychos came up with this game… no, wait… the makers of Scrubs! Heureca!

    But HOLY SHIT, was this random crap funny xD

  • BrUS

    I wonder which psychos came up with this game… no, wait… the makers of Scrubs! Heureca!

    But HOLY SHIT, was this random crap funny xD

  • Quinn

    Sewers smell like poo gas!

  • Quinn

    Sewers smell like poo gas!

  • Quinn

    Sewers smell like poo gas!

  • http://napsblog.blogspot.com/ J-Naps

    wait…is ghost the same guy from phantasmagoria 2?

    love the spoony one

  • http://napsblog.blogspot.com/ J-Naps

    wait…is ghost the same guy from phantasmagoria 2?

    love the spoony one

  • http://napsblog.blogspot.com J-Naps

    wait…is ghost the same guy from phantasmagoria 2?

    love the spoony one

  • Anonymous

    The actor that played the fat guy has, for the most part, only been “the Italian guy”, including being Danny DeVito in Family Guy.

  • Anonymous

    The actor that played the fat guy has, for the most part, only been “the Italian guy”, including being Danny DeVito in Family Guy.

  • JZ

    The actor that played the fat guy has, for the most part, only been “the Italian guy”, including being Danny DeVito in Family Guy.

  • John Doe

    2 words: Shit Shark

  • John Doe

    2 words: Shit Shark

  • TAGM

    Well, it just proves that the sewers are full of shit…
    Though, really, can you call this a sewer? I think “tunnel of evil tiny creatures of death shark” Would have been just as accurate, if a little less catchy…

    P.S. 15:06 You know what fits perfectly there?
    FALCON… PAWNCH!
    … Sorry, couldn’t resist.

  • TAGM

    Well, it just proves that the sewers are full of shit…
    Though, really, can you call this a sewer? I think “tunnel of evil tiny creatures of death shark” Would have been just as accurate, if a little less catchy…

    P.S. 15:06 You know what fits perfectly there?
    FALCON… PAWNCH!
    … Sorry, couldn’t resist.

  • TAGM

    Well, it just proves that the sewers are full of shit…
    Though, really, can you call this a sewer? I think “tunnel of evil tiny creatures of death shark” Would have been just as accurate, if a little less catchy…

    P.S. 15:06 You know what fits perfectly there?
    FALCON… PAWNCH!
    … Sorry, couldn’t resist.

  • TAGM

    Well, it just proves that the sewers are full of shit…
    Though, really, can you call this a sewer? I think “tunnel of evil tiny creatures of death shark” Would have been just as accurate, if a little less catchy…

    P.S. 15:06 You know what fits perfectly there?
    FALCON… PAWNCH!
    … Sorry, couldn’t resist.

  • Anonymous

    Ya know, if i never saw you actually finish the game in this video…i literally would never have believed it had an actual completion/ending. i mean it. i had this piece of filthy bucket of vomit loosely referred to as a game and i swear, EVERYTHING led to your death. shoot something = death don’t shoot something = death. don’t follow the robot’s directions = death following the robot’s directions = death. putting the disc in the system = death. seriously, what the hell?! I stand by the belief that this is not only the worst sega cd game, but the worst game for any system…yes, worse than E.T.

    and here’s a puzzler for ya: why is it called sewer shark? your ship isn;t the sewer shark, it’s the hole hawg…there are also no sharks, giant radioactive mutant or otherwise in the sewers…so…where do they get…ya know what, nevermind…brain hurts

    “smells like victory…and POOH-GAS!!” HAHAHAHA you fucking rule, man. hahahahahahahaha

  • Anonymous

    Ya know, if i never saw you actually finish the game in this video…i literally would never have believed it had an actual completion/ending. i mean it. i had this piece of filthy bucket of vomit loosely referred to as a game and i swear, EVERYTHING led to your death. shoot something = death don’t shoot something = death. don’t follow the robot’s directions = death following the robot’s directions = death. putting the disc in the system = death. seriously, what the hell?! I stand by the belief that this is not only the worst sega cd game, but the worst game for any system…yes, worse than E.T.

    and here’s a puzzler for ya: why is it called sewer shark? your ship isn;t the sewer shark, it’s the hole hawg…there are also no sharks, giant radioactive mutant or otherwise in the sewers…so…where do they get…ya know what, nevermind…brain hurts

    “smells like victory…and POOH-GAS!!” HAHAHAHA you fucking rule, man. hahahahahahahaha

  • Zack Dolan

    Ya know, if i never saw you actually finish the game in this video…i literally would never have believed it had an actual completion/ending. i mean it. i had this piece of filthy bucket of vomit loosely referred to as a game and i swear, EVERYTHING led to your death. shoot something = death don’t shoot something = death. don’t follow the robot’s directions = death following the robot’s directions = death. putting the disc in the system = death. seriously, what the hell?! I stand by the belief that this is not only the worst sega cd game, but the worst game for any system…yes, worse than E.T.

    and here’s a puzzler for ya: why is it called sewer shark? your ship isn;t the sewer shark, it’s the hole hawg…there are also no sharks, giant radioactive mutant or otherwise in the sewers…so…where do they get…ya know what, nevermind…brain hurts

    “smells like victory…and POOH-GAS!!” HAHAHAHA you fucking rule, man. hahahahahahahaha

  • Miles Teg

    The thing that interests me most about FMV games is that probably every single one I’ve ever seen has introductory movies of the kind you might see while standing in line for things like Universal Studios’ Back To The Future ride, or their Terminator 3D movie. I have to assume that people who made FMV games thought this was the wave of the future and they were making the new classics that would get played over and over and over. Did they really think people wanted to sit for 5-15 minutes, every time, listening to cliches introducing themselves and the BS nonsense of the world they live in, trying to really gear you up for the Experience you’re about to go through?

  • Miles Teg

    The thing that interests me most about FMV games is that probably every single one I’ve ever seen has introductory movies of the kind you might see while standing in line for things like Universal Studios’ Back To The Future ride, or their Terminator 3D movie. I have to assume that people who made FMV games thought this was the wave of the future and they were making the new classics that would get played over and over and over. Did they really think people wanted to sit for 5-15 minutes, every time, listening to cliches introducing themselves and the BS nonsense of the world they live in, trying to really gear you up for the Experience you’re about to go through?

  • Zeh_uber_medic

    Wow, this is as crappy as E.T for the atari 2600, well, not THAT bad, i mean in this one you can actually SHOOT stuff!

  • Zeh_uber_medic

    Wow, this is as crappy as E.T for the atari 2600, well, not THAT bad, i mean in this one you can actually SHOOT stuff!

  • Zeh_uber_medic

    Wow, this is as crappy as E.T for the atari 2600, well, not THAT bad, i mean in this one you can actually SHOOT stuff!

  • http://www.goodporn.com/ Bojack

    E.T. for Atari was the shit. I hear lots of people always Ragging on that game. It was cool at the time. I remember finding all the little Transmitter pieces !! I was just sooo good at it. Now Sewer Shark… that was just awful. Honestly, did Sega think the world would be impressed by SHITTY 256 color Video ? MY GOD it wasn’t even Full Screen !!!!! It was just AWFUL ! ! Why Sega.. WHY…. !?!?!?

  • http://www.goodporn.com/ Bojack

    E.T. for Atari was the shit. I hear lots of people always Ragging on that game. It was cool at the time. I remember finding all the little Transmitter pieces !! I was just sooo good at it. Now Sewer Shark… that was just awful. Honestly, did Sega think the world would be impressed by SHITTY 256 color Video ? MY GOD it wasn’t even Full Screen !!!!! It was just AWFUL ! ! Why Sega.. WHY…. !?!?!?

  • http://www.goodporn.com Bojack

    E.T. for Atari was the shit. I hear lots of people always Ragging on that game. It was cool at the time. I remember finding all the little Transmitter pieces !! I was just sooo good at it. Now Sewer Shark… that was just awful. Honestly, did Sega think the world would be impressed by SHITTY 256 color Video ? MY GOD it wasn’t even Full Screen !!!!! It was just AWFUL ! ! Why Sega.. WHY…. !?!?!?

  • protoman

    i loved this video your fucking awesome spoony i am a long time viewer first time poster i just wanted to say all your stuff is so good keep it up man and thank you for introducing me to the cinemasnob he is just fucking crazy and i love him for that lol take it easy my friend

  • protoman

    i loved this video your fucking awesome spoony i am a long time viewer first time poster i just wanted to say all your stuff is so good keep it up man and thank you for introducing me to the cinemasnob he is just fucking crazy and i love him for that lol take it easy my friend

  • protoman

    i loved this video your fucking awesome spoony i am a long time viewer first time poster i just wanted to say all your stuff is so good keep it up man and thank you for introducing me to the cinemasnob he is just fucking crazy and i love him for that lol take it easy my friend

  • protoman

    i loved this video your fucking awesome spoony i am a long time viewer first time poster i just wanted to say all your stuff is so good keep it up man and thank you for introducing me to the cinemasnob he is just fucking crazy and i love him for that lol take it easy my friend

  • spooney jr.

    hey spooney did you ever loved school and can you make a oblivion review

  • spooney jr.

    hey spooney did you ever loved school and can you make a oblivion review

  • spooney jr.

    hey spooney did you ever loved school and can you make a oblivion review

  • spooney jr.

    hey spooney did you ever loved school and can you make a oblivion review

  • Squall Lee

    Best review of this… funky game I’ve seen. I notice that seems to be a constant theme with Spoony’s videos

  • Squall Lee

    Best review of this… funky game I’ve seen. I notice that seems to be a constant theme with Spoony’s videos

  • Squall Lee

    Best review of this… funky game I’ve seen. I notice that seems to be a constant theme with Spoony’s videos

  • Atsuko

    I actually think it is Harley Quinn. It def has to be. The voices are identical.

    • http://www.facebook.com/robert.botelho Robert Botelho

      It’s not. IMDB says she was played by someone named Stevie Sterling.

  • Atsuko

    I actually think it is Harley Quinn. It def has to be. The voices are identical.

  • Atsuko

    I actually think it is Harley Quinn. It def has to be. The voices are identical.

  • HSM

    I realized that too… does anyone know that actor?

  • HSM

    I realized that too… does anyone know that actor?

  • HSM

    I realized that too… does anyone know that actor?

  • Matt

    its the guy who plays Joey’s dad in Friends.

  • Matt

    its the guy who plays Joey’s dad in Friends.

  • Matt

    its the guy who plays Joey’s dad in Friends.

  • Matt

    its the guy who plays Joey’s dad in Friends.

  • fräulein prachtmeer

    the video seams to be offline =/

  • fräulein prachtmeer

    the video seams to be offline =/

  • fräulein prachtmeer

    the video seams to be offline =/

  • fräulein prachtmeer

    arg ! was just the buggy player – i feel so sorry…

  • fräulein prachtmeer

    arg ! was just the buggy player – i feel so sorry…

  • fräulein prachtmeer

    arg ! was just the buggy player – i feel so sorry…

  • I hate ads

    Where did you learn to fly?

  • I hate ads

    Where did you learn to fly?

  • I hate ads

    Where did you learn to fly?

  • Renaissance_nerd

    sadly i loved Sewer shark guess i didn’t know better back then

  • AMDfreak

    sadly i loved Sewer shark guess i didn’t know better back then

  • nick

    NNNNOOOOOOO!!! NOT THE POWER RANGERS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

  • nick

    NNNNOOOOOOO!!! NOT THE POWER RANGERS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

  • Yojiro

    Shooting mutated monsters with popcorn in the sewers and playing weird fail/win videos that seem out of place,
    They really went all the way with this one.

  • Yojiro

    Shooting mutated monsters with popcorn in the sewers and playing weird fail/win videos that seem out of place,
    They really went all the way with this one.

  • Yojiro

    Shooting mutated monsters with popcorn in the sewers and playing weird fail/win videos that seem out of place,
    They really went all the way with this one.

  • Shadowwolf

    I think he says cube steak. Not tube steak. Either way, great video!

  • Shadowwolf

    I think he says cube steak. Not tube steak. Either way, great video!

  • Shadowwolf

    I think he says cube steak. Not tube steak. Either way, great video!

  • djw175

    is the blond with the vocab the voice of harley quinn?

  • djw175

    is the blond with the vocab the voice of harley quinn?

  • djw175

    is the blond with the vocab the voice of harley quinn?

  • PipeDan

    Costanza played Alphonse Giardella in the 1st season of NYPD Blue. He’s the one who shot Andy Sipowitzasomething after being forced to eat socks… and was tricked into eating dog shit. Shockingly, I can’t find clips of any of that on YouTube – if you need them, I’ll try and make a Costanza montage.

  • PipeDan

    Costanza played Alphonse Giardella in the 1st season of NYPD Blue. He’s the one who shot Andy Sipowitzasomething after being forced to eat socks… and was tricked into eating dog shit. Shockingly, I can’t find clips of any of that on YouTube – if you need them, I’ll try and make a Costanza montage.

  • PipeDan

    Costanza played Alphonse Giardella in the 1st season of NYPD Blue. He’s the one who shot Andy Sipowitzasomething after being forced to eat socks… and was tricked into eating dog shit. Shockingly, I can’t find clips of any of that on YouTube – if you need them, I’ll try and make a Costanza montage.

  • DarkSeason

    Lol Spoony´s the Pink Ranger

  • DarkSeason

    Lol Spoony´s the Pink Ranger

  • DarkSeason

    Lol Spoony´s the Pink Ranger

  • G-Fan

    Nice Reservoir Dogs reference at the end there.

  • G-Fan

    Nice Reservoir Dogs reference at the end there.

  • G-Fan

    Nice Reservoir Dogs reference at the end there.

  • ThePotatoKing

    John Dykstra’s name appeared in the credits of Inglourious Basterds. ZOMG.

  • ThePotatoKing

    John Dykstra’s name appeared in the credits of Inglourious Basterds. ZOMG.

  • ThePotatoKing

    John Dykstra’s name appeared in the credits of Inglourious Basterds. ZOMG.

  • Ray

    Holy crap, the fat guy is the guy from that nabisco shredded wheat commercial I now remember everything about O.o

  • Ray

    Holy crap, the fat guy is the guy from that nabisco shredded wheat commercial I now remember everything about O.o

  • Ray

    Holy crap, the fat guy is the guy from that nabisco shredded wheat commercial I now remember everything about O.o

  • notyoursavior78

    Sega CD had some good games, but not this one….not any FMV focused game. Sewer Shark is shit.

  • notyoursavior78

    DOGMEAT!

  • notyoursavior78

    Murray Crissmis!

  • notyoursavior78

    Sega CD had some good games, but not this one….not any FMV focused game. Sewer Shark is shit.

  • neoatg

    I hate hate this game never could get past the 1st area

  • VenomSpawn

    When I saw him sending the brain eating fireflies into the sewers I thought of Rita sending some new monster to earth to fight the power rangers, (I assume you put the opening at the end because you reviewed the fmv next), the music played when he sends it sounds like something ominous out of power rangers, too.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-David-Douglas-Marshall/508186747 John David Douglas Marshall

    I think the “million pounds of tubesteak” he's referring to is the intestines of all the pilots that got blown up. Bear in mind that doesn't cause the remark to make any more sense.

  • devilfish

    Didn't he say “tubestink”? Tubestank? I have no idea, that's what I heard. It's fucking weird either way. And looking at the box art, I'd have sworn up and down that this game was called “Sewer Snark”. So don't trust my knowledge of the English language.

  • lastsigma

    Her name is Stevie Sterling. She's a fairly small time actress that really stopped acting after this game. She's been on Nightcourt, Rosanne, and Cagney & Lacey.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0278701/

  • Charles218

    My sculpting professor seriously acts just like Ghost, it's not even funny.

  • The_Hyphenator

    Ha! Poo-gas! I love that reference.

    I'm ashamed to say, I actually do own a copy of this game. It came as a freebie with the used Sega CD I bought so I could play Working Designs titles on the console. I tried playing it once, and man oh man, that was enough! And now that I've seen the ending, I don't need to ever again! Thanks, Spoony!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-Kaufman/1811270839 Ryan Kaufman

    I'm assuming it's the same guy from that christmas movie where the guy wants to be seen from space with christmas lights.

  • Knuckles

    Her name is Falco????Wheres Peppy? Wheres Slippy i aint happy about this game.

  • Knuckles

    Dogmeat and everyone traveling the capital wasteland bein heroes fighting the good fight.

  • kdlala

    Waaaaaaaaait a minute….YOU are steering the ship. YOU are paying attention to the robot. YOU are going the shooting. So, exactly what the hell is Ghost doing, I ask you?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=529420579 Michael Mastri

    Ghost's mention of a 'million pounds of tube steak' is referencing your boss's (Stenchler) deal in the beginning of the instruction booklet: “Blast me a million pounds of sewer vermin and you'll earn your way to Solar City.” In the game the score is how many 'pounds' of vermin you killed, with each vermin having its own avg weight as mentioned in the instructions… yeah I play this game way too much -.-

  • http://www.facebook.com/Kastlo Michele Castellani

    Ahahah I love the ending with the quote from Reservoir Dogs :D

  • atypicaloracle

    Getting on your nerves. It's a hard job but someone has to be as irritating as possible while you do all the work.

  • kdlala

    Ah, well, thank God he's up to the task and then some!

  • http://www.facebook.com/Bentley2210 Paul Bentley

    It wasn't Danny DeVito?! D:
    Mind fuck!

  • http://www.facebook.com/Bentley2210 Paul Bentley

    It wasn’t Danny DeVito?! D:
    Mind fuck!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shane-Stephenson/1381510872 Shane Stephenson

    Wow, such hammy acting.

    Those cutscenes are hilarious.

    Power Rangers!

    BTW John Dykstra worked on the special effects for Star Wars and Battlestar Galactica.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shane-Stephenson/1381510872 Shane Stephenson

    Wow, such hammy acting.

    Those cutscenes are hilarious.

    Power Rangers!

    BTW John Dykstra worked on the special effects for Star Wars and Battlestar Galactica.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shane-Stephenson/1381510872 Shane Stephenson

    Wow, such hammy acting.

    Those cutscenes are hilarious.

    Power Rangers!

    BTW John Dykstra worked on the special effects for Star Wars and Battlestar Galactica.

  • Anonymous

    I remember this game when I was a kid. I remember not being able to figure out how to beat the first level. I died over and over again in the same exact spot. It drove me crazy, I would literaly play this game four hours trying to figure this part out.
    I was only 5 or so when I played this game and this review brought back all the frustration this game caused me. I didnt think of reading the manual (considering the fact I was only 5 and couldnt read for shit anyway) and according to your review it wouldnt have made a difference anyway.

  • Anonymous

    Million pounds of tubesteak?

  • Anonymous

    Wow that game pissed me off to no end!!! I remember when I first got this game when I was 12,I tried so desperately to pass even the first level and I just couldnt do it!!! At least not until 15 years later!!! I was determined to beat it and I did! I was so happy to have beaten that piece of shit game!! Thanks spoony for making me re-live those horrible memories!! lol

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bennett-LaRue/100000392184293 Bennett LaRue

    Jesus, that secretary/arm candy’s voice is grating. She’s like Harley Quinn without any of the comedy or charm.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=50611325 Brent Rittenhouse

    You officially got further in the game than anyone ever. Ok, statistically, if you go to pre-FAQ days I guarantee less than 2-5% of people who played this game ever got through it. And before everyone below edits their comment to tell me I’m wrong.. well.. this is also a comments section specifically for this game so you guys probably encompass the 5% =)

    I mean, the average gamer is not searching for Sewer Shark reviews. The other people who end up here are probably people looking for a review to watch on your site, notice Sewer Shark which plagued them when they were kids, or they didn’t understand why they kept dying and voila.. end up here.

    But seriously, I got so good at this game but… I SWEAR to you I thought it didn’t have a positive ending. I thought it was basically like an old school arcade game where the point was to survive as long as possible and get as many points as possible because no matter what… I would always lose. Even if I didn’t hit any walls.. I would still die. Even if I shot everything AND didn’t miss any walls I would still die for some reason.

    I acutally enjoy the game.. for some reason but now with the idea of what I’m missing I think I’m gonna fire up the XBOX with the Genesis emulator and play it again… even if I have to use save states to make it though this time.. I must see the full game.

    It’s really strange too that I didn’t know this till now too because I always search YouTube for games that plagued me but I guess I thought I had this one figured out.. little did I know.

    Anyway, great reviews, recent discovery for me but this is now going to be a site that I check daily for updates. There are only a few other people who make videos that I check like this and I’ve only added one other in the last year.

    Also, Did you ever play Wirehead? Now thats the only FMV game on the system I actually loved.

    • Grant True

      Funny, I remember it being difficult, but not crazy hard or anything.  Games were often hard for the sake of being hard in those days (not because of good game design, but by artificial means).  It took a while but I did finally finish it, which made getting to the end more satisfying.

      I also enjoyed it as I did most FMV games.

      As for Wirehead, holy crap, I can’t believe there’s a FMV Sega CD game that I never played.  I had never even heard of it.  Thanks for the mentioning it.

  • http://openid.aol.com/nurbsoldier nurbsoldier

    The sewer level is NOT the lamest level in every game, check out the TMNT arcade games

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GMNMC72KCZANFT4MNRDQJSVLJQ Michael

    Monty Python joke at 11:09

  • Anonymous

    I just realized where I recognize Robert Costanza’s voice from. He was also Phil from Hercules and that’s really where I would remember him from.

    I never played this game but I tried it out just to see the cut scenes. This game is just hilarious and I found myself dying a few times from laughing so hard at the previous cut scenes.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/briandavis1313 Brian Davis

    This is the first “angry reviewing” video I ever watched, and I couldn’t stop laughing. Thanks, Noah! I’ll always be grateful to you for introducing me to this kind of thing!
    Also, I love this game. It’s awesome, no matter what anyone says!
    “THIS IS SEWER SHARK!!!!!!!”

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/briandavis1313 Brian Davis

    This is the first “angry reviewing” video I ever watched, and I couldn’t stop laughing. Thanks, Noah! I’ll always be grateful to you for introducing me to this kind of thing!
    Also, I love this game. It’s awesome, no matter what anyone says!
    “THIS IS SEWER SHARK!!!!!!!”

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  • http://profiles.google.com/xens.pineapple Xen Xander

    the shredded wheat commercial was something I knew right away and could recite it verbatim which really scared me, as I hadn’t seen it in over twenty years…

    anyway Spoony is the Pink Ranger! I KNEW it!

  • http://www.facebook.com/christian.m.lee3 Christian Mx Lee

    John Dykstra was the special effects director for Star Wars Episode 4, Batman Forever, and many others.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Marchesini/1152655017 Mark Marchesini

    lol at tube steak.

    So the dude is pretty much saying that they sent him a million pounds of dicks?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Marchesini/1152655017 Mark Marchesini

    lol at tube steak.

    So the dude is pretty much saying that they sent him a million pounds of dicks?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Marcel-Bittencourt/1521773845 Marcel Bittencourt

    The fatso is Phill from Hercules. o/

  • http://www.facebook.com/awelcruiz Adam Welsh

    I got this game with my Sega CD for Christmas one year. For those most part, I enjoyed it, though it does seem pretty cheesy in hindsight.

  • http://www.facebook.com/awelcruiz Adam Welsh

    I got this game with my Sega CD for Christmas one year. For those most part, I enjoyed it, though it does seem pretty cheesy in hindsight.

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  • Anonymous

    I remember I have played this game each times I was going to Club Price when it was new. It was only a couple of years later I have found a Sega Genesis with a Sega CD  in a garage sale (still have it and working) with several games, including this game.

    It was a huge mess to me. At first, I was making myself a map to get around the maze easier, but it didn’t take long I found out it was randomly generated. I ended up being killed so many times, but I still had fun with this. It was a nice time killer, I guess.

    I preferred the other games I had, which was Fahrenheit and Star Wars: Rebel Assault. Well, those are the only games I have for the Sega CD as I never took the time to collect any games for it unlike the other consoles I own.

    Anyway, thanks for the video! :D

  • Arsenal Of Megadeath

    hey spoony, did you ever finish collecting sin city??

  • Anonymous

    “Someone get me a bucket, I’m gonna throw up.” Good old Monty Python…

  • Anonymous

    Poo gas.

  • Arsenal Of Megadeath

    a million pounds of tube steak? so…..a million pounds of penis?

  • James Bovee

    CRUDVAPORS!

  • Noah Galluci

    Tube steak is a term for hot dog meat

  • http://www.facebook.com/icesage Joseph Doss

    I remember one time I took a wrong turn during one of the levels, and I ended up fighting the Zerks before the cutscene where Stenchler deploys them. I wasn’t even at that part yet. It was weird.

  • thatpandabitca

    Holy shit the pizza eating guy is the same guy from the D&D board game movie.

    • http://twitter.com/beyond_ff Wayne Drake

      They look kinda similar but they’re not the same person.
      This guy is Robert Costanzo, who’s been in movies such as Total Recall & Die Hard 2,
      and also voices Phil in the Kingdom Hearts series.

      King Halvor II was played by a different actor, called lan Blumenfeld.

      • thatpandabitca

        AH HA! I suppose I could’ve figured that out buy actually looking it up but nooo I was lazy, lol. Thanks. :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/max.clinton Max Clinton

    I think that ditzy blonde is Arleen Sorkin. Holy fuckballs, Harley Quinn is in this game.

    • thatpandabitca

      Oh. My. God. I think you’re right!

    • http://www.facebook.com/robert.botelho Robert Botelho

      According to IMDB, “Girl Friday” was played by Stevie Sterling.

  • JJJRED1987

    Do you think this game would sell if they revamped it? By the by, I could never understand what that then blond sexy chick said!

  • dennett316

    A couple of people further down stated the big guy from this game did the voice of Phil in Hercules….he didn’t, that was Danny DeVito.

    • thatpandabitca

      I am so glad you said something, lol! I hadn’t noticed they were saying that. I thought everyone knew Phil in Hercules was voiced by Danny DeVito.

  • http://www.facebook.com/robert.botelho Robert Botelho

    “Ah! After 10,000 years, finally I’m free!” Curious that she was imprisoned 10,000 years ago yet she somehow is able to speak English.

    • thatpandabitca

      Well since she was encapsulated in that sewer pipe container maybe she had time to practice her Engrish. :P

      • http://www.facebook.com/robert.botelho Robert Botelho

        How could she practice something that didn’t exist yet when she was put in?

        • thatpandabitca

          God, in all his divine wisdom decreed it to be so. And by god I mean the writers.

  • likalaruku

    Danny DeVito & Harley Quinn.

  • Chris Lincoln

    Video game history lesson time!

    This game was filmed back in ’87, and Night Trap was from ’85. They were for something called Project Nemo which was like the Action Max only the game actually knew what was happening in the video and console graphics were layered over the video footage. Sometime around 1995 titles were needed for the Sega CD and here were 2 games in storage with all the footage.

    This doesn’t make the game any better, but it explains a little bit of the weird stuff

  • Daze

    I loved this game and beat it several times. It’s just a silly shooter w/ a simon says direction system but it was pretty hectic and fun. Toward the end of the game when they had bull dozers flying at you was awesome. There are some valid points to it but I had fun… I enjoyed the Sherlock Holmes series too.

  • http://www.facebook.com/mpawlakzyrardow Michał Pawlak

    Now for my daily dose of Sewer Shark.

  • SUPERSOUP

    Did everyone know that the sexy blonde with the vocabulary is the voice of Harley Quinn from Batman Animated?

    • BetweenTheWheels

      No. No, she isn’t.

      • SUPERSOUP

        You’re correct. Apparently her name is Stevie Sterling. According to IMDB. I apologize.

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