Chef Gordon Ramsay pays an unexpected visit to the show to drag me into Hell’s Kitchen. Not the TV show, his crappy PC game. Whose cuisine will reign supreme?
I’m watching it right now and I can’t stop laughing already
Are you allergic to peppers or something?
And here I thought the point of cooking shows was to… learn about cooking? :)
Your Ramsay is pretty good!
Is that some kind of special pepper? I mean, more like a chili fruit? Because personally I think pepper tastes better raw :/
Why the heck would anyone even make a game out of Hell’s Kitchen is what I’d like to know.
Oh boy; good warm-up for Final Fantasy 8 (YOU PROMISED!!)
Oh, and a guy playing around with dolls is hilarious, yet creepy.
In other words, I LOVED IT!
well what did you expect it is ubisoft
Hell’s Kitchen: The Game?? wtf :D That’s just stupid :D
Well anyways, I was laughing my ass off while you were playing with your dolls and making stupid jokes with neo, jesus and co. Funny stuff.
It’s bad when you playing around with the dolls is more fun than the game…
And no cooking games? What about that Cooking Mama thing – or is that only on the NDS or something.
The entire review was of course awesome, but the end just make me laugh my ass of, cause I know a guy that reacts the same way to pepper xD
Digital Ramsay is the son of Pumpkinhead from Prince of Thieves.
hey, looks like im teh eleventh guest here. awesom vid spoony. when gamedesigners will ever learn? not so fast, thats for sure.
my first thought was, thats diner dash, i have it on my pc, it came right along with vista!
horay for giant dizzy gillespie
YES. i hate this game and i love when noah plays with dolls. a great episode i must say. im jesus, lol? ps my names noah too :P
Call me an asshole, but I found your reaction after biting that pepper hilarious. Looking forward to FFVIII continuation.
Good stuff, Spoony; your Duke impression was just about spot-on.
The correct title would have been: Hell’s Kitchen: The Game: The Review: The Video ;)
BTW it might be a good idea to write one last post over at blogspot. Just tell your visitors and RSS subscribers that you moved the blog over here.
Best final minute ever ;)
Wow, you’re really doing some fan service with the dolls and FF8 coming and all. Great review, I laughed pretty much all the way through, though I didn’t like Chef Ramsay’s guest appereance, probably because this kind of special guests in videos give me unpleasant Mike Matei -flashbacks. But Jesus and Duke Nukem in Iron Chef! That’s like the most awesomest thing ever.
There’s something strangely satisfying about watching a grown man playing with dolls. That might be why robot chicken is still on after 3 horrible seasons…
Keep on the great work!
dude did u puke man?
Dude, finally there someone else in the world that thinks Bobby Flay is a cum-guzzling, pube-licking, chin-ball wizard.
NOOOO.. Man, don’t do that. No guest appearance(even if it’s you). That’s why I left AVGN. Next thing, you’ll be bringing some Mike Matei-alike to interact and the game side of your project will be fubar. Love you, man, but this one made me look away from the screen in sympathetic shame. Made me fell watching AVGN all over again. Dude, Don’t go to the dark side of the force!
Besides that, GREAT AS ALWAYS.
That’s the first time I ever skipped past one of your segments in a review. Seriously, grown men playing with dolls gets sad after a few minutes.
As an englishman and a human being I am DEEPLY OFFENDED.
I thought the next gamerview was going to be ff8 again? What happend to that?
nice spoony bringing back mr. bill! mr.bill ftw!
Hmm…as a big Spoonyexperiment fan, I’m a bit disappointed by this review. The game is simply so boring and monotonous, it isn’t even able to provide enough material to be good to rip at. I also felt that having a “guest character” on the show (aside from Burton) was a bit off, and as for the playing-with-dolls part, well, you’ve done much funnier stuff already!
Well, let’s look at this as a warm-up for the great stuff that is to follow!
The best part was watching you try not to throw up at the end.
In fact, screw the reviews, lets just vote on what to make you eat next, and you can film it.
Spoony for some reason the video is stopping about two minutes and the advertisement kicks in. I’ve tried it a couple times with the same results.
whats wrong with you people that was one of them most hilarious reviews to date. great impression, doll playing was sooo funny! Keep it up!!
I didn’t like this one at all.
The whole “playing with dolls” part was pretty terrible (and, like you said in a previous video, Who would want to watch you play with dolls like that?) and the “character from the game comes to your house” part is really hard to pull off well. Honestly, i liked your other reviews better because you’re good at ranting and reviewing. Leave the cheap gimmicks to other people, people who do them well.
You are hilarious Spoony! :D I’ve seen all of your reviews.. actually everything u have put out and you never let me down :) As alot of the other viewers have said u are a really fan-loving person or what you say, and man you never fail to make anything. Thank you for saving my day! Keep up the pace man. you are the best!
I’m Tekken Lord I’ll airjuggle your ass! YEAH!
I think people are overreacting. There’s only so much you can do with a game that’s basically a couple of screens and one ugly render.
Weird. Funny though, if a bit sad… Mr Bill is not amused I am sure.
Hey Spoony, ok review. You have done better but I do realize there’s not much to the game :) maybe you could have finished sooner..made it shorter but still an enjoyable production.
Holy crap am I seeing things? FF8 next? Awesome! I can’t wait :O
not one of your best moments but still a funny ass review hope to see more of fagity fanatsy or I mean final fantasy
roll fisel beef
You were right, if you do the doll thing all the time it gets old fast. Can’t wait for more FF8.
I don’t think people should take this review as serious as they are. Ok, it is not one of Noah’s best materials, but it’s clearly something he got a hold of, probably thought “man, this is shitty, I should talk about it” and did the review as fast as he could. It’s obvious he didn’t gave much thought to the dolls part script and he didn’t have much material to begin with – 2 screens of gameplay is not exactly a gold mine. I don’t think he should stop doing dolls sketches, but this one was just filling the void. He was almost 2 weeks without posting new material, he was right to put something new to keep people entretained until FF8 comes out.
What on Earth’s wrong with half the people here? The guest appearance was awesome, and Spoony hasn’t done anything with dolls for /ages/, so he’s well within his rights to do it again for a bit.
With Curtis Craig last time and Ramsay here, Spoony’s production values just shot through the roof. Stop complaining. It’s not as if he’s stopped doing what he’s done before; he’s just adding new things to his repertoire.
The accent was great and I’ve never been more amused by someone eating peppers. Keep up the brilliant work, Mr One!
Great review Noah, Hope that pepper taste is gone lol
fuck yeah another bobby flay hater! ever seen throwdown? his whole job is to try and upstage small business people with one thing they do well. what an asshole.
Not one of your best reviews, but still funny stuff. Keep up the good work. Oh and you should drop the doll thing, ’cause it’s getting really old.
I want to point out that ‘Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares’ is far superior to Hell’s Kitchen! I haven’t watched that many episodes of the later, but it seems to be less about food and more about people throwing tantrums. It turned from a fairly uplifting and interesting show to lowbrow crap.
Umm, isn’t that just a yellow bell pepper? They’re called paprika here where I live (Finland) and they’re not hot in any way, so I’m a bit confused.
I actually cut some yellow and red bell peppers in salads and often eat them for a snack.
But anyway, love your work, great stuff. And don’t mind the people who dislike the dolls, Dizzy forever!
Easily one of your best reviews, and extremely funny stuff. Keep up the excellent work. Keep up the doll thing, but do yourself a favor and go buy some Marvel Legends.
Kas kehveliä. Toinenkin suomalainen. Kyllä maailma on sitten pieni…
Well I’ll be damned. Another Fin here besides me. It’s a small world we’re living in….
This is my second comment for this review. I love your work Spoony, I just need to point out to some in here that its not always easy to make something funny. if the material sucks which this game does its hard as hell to make us laugh but i think Noah, you did a great job doing that :) Keep it up and hope to see u bitch and moan over FF8 soon :D
Haha. Great Review
Yeah. I’m from finland too and i wondered also what’s so yucky about paprika? :D Maybe we’re missing something… Anyway if the dolls ain’t your thing, just skip those parts. I’m Jesus lol!
Honestly, not one of Spoony’s best videos, but even still I still got some entertainment out of it regardless
Dammit, I misspelled Finn back there lol.
It’s just different kind of paprika than ours I guess. Not so mild in taste. More pepperish or something like that. I don’t know. I hardly ever eat paprika myself, so I’m not an expert in that area…
“I’m Jesus..lol” hahaha, good stuff
That review was epic! I loved the guest apperance the most. I don’t know why. It made me laugh my ass off.
It takes a man with guts and manly balls to chunk out on peppers. I salute you!
Wow, Noah, I was actually worried about you after that last minute there… man, that’s really going the extra mile! funny stuff!
You are so cute. XD
Gordon Ramsey came to my town (South Bend, the restaurant was called Jwillies) for kitchen nightmares. I can’t believe I ate there before it was remodeled. Ughh, now I know why that philly cheese steak was so fucking god awful. It probably had moldy peppers and diseased unions and rotting steak. That bit at the end made me laugh pretty hard. Keep up the great work spoony!
your spending to much time with the dolls
I wanted to just add one comment:
I would pay any amount of money for a “Giant Dizzy Gillespie just blew the horn of finality!” shirt.
That is all.
Funny review dude, but since when is a yellow pepper spicy? Or do you just not like the taste THAT much? :p
Like that one Finnish guy, I also eat the stuff as a snack or in a salad or whatever. Good with Sun-Dried Tomatoe dressing.
The parts with the pepper (especially the end) was the best! Just seeing your face turn red like that was hilarious! Not one of your best reviews, I’ll admit, but it was still entertaining!
Hm…how to defend this review without sounding like I’m getting defensive.
I actually agree with most of you. Hell’s Kitchen is a pretty good example of why I usually only choose games that I’ve played before, or have some kind of personal connection to. The game itself was an impulse buy because, at the time, I felt like I was on a hot streak with hilariously bad budget titles like Dirty Dancing. Sadly, there wasn’t nearly as much to Hell’s Kitchen as I’d hoped, and it turned out to be a two-screen Flash minigame with less complexity and charm than Diner Dash. All it has to distinguish itself is a half-hearted Gordon Ramsay voice-over.
By the time I finished collecting gameplay footage, I’d already had the review half-finished, and I had the choice to either scrap it completely or find some way to salvage it. I decided to have a little fun with it, wear a godawful wig, and knock around the dolls a little. It’s certainly not my best, but I’m just goofing around. I bought a lemon and had to make some lemonade out of it. The game just wasn’t as full of Ramsay nuttiness as I thought it would be, so I felt like I had to bring a little “RIZOTTO!!” and “YOU DONKEY!” and shots of me retching on a bell pepper to get the laughs. Maybe a miscalculation, but I did my best.
Anyway, I still like this review and think that it’s a success given the barebones nature of the game, but it does demonstrate that I need to show a little more care in scouting out the games in the future.
I wish you would put out videos more often, or at least do text posts on a daily basis,
Luv you spoony
yay, a new review, and on my birthday no less :P hehe. I found it very entertaining, especially given that the game didn’t seem to have much content to actually pick at :)
The pepper part was great, especially the end, though I hope it didn’t prove too sickly >.< hehe.
I look forward to whatever review/content comes next :)
Yeah, I guess we can all agree that this won’t be remembered as one of your classics. Your analysis as to why it didn’t work that well is spot-on, though, so you definitely gained some XP on this one.
Also, I wanted to try to not demand the continuation of the FFVIII reviews….. and hereby failed.
Where every I go and think if the ”I’m Jesus Looool? Ahhahahaa” I always start lmao-ing without controll! xD
Keep up the good work Noah!
No worries there Spoony One. You did the best possible job reviewing this thing. I can imagine it wasn’t easy, since the material proved to be so thin. Ubisoft failed to take full advantage of Ramsay’s nutty personality. Make his character act the same way he does on telly. Yet they didn’t. Big mistake. Guess they were too afraid to do that. It’s a shame ’cause it would’ve made this game at least a bit better than it is now….
Spoony I just want to say, you goofing around is still fun to watch, at least to me
This clearly isn’t your funniest review Noah, but I think your not trying to make it so.
I see it as a middle of the road review. But as long as you have some lolz in the review (Like you did) it’s still worth watching.
Can’t expect an artist to fart out wonders every time, eh?
Awesome. I’m a huge fan of Hell’s Kitchen, and you personified Ramsay perfectly. Great video, had me rolling the entire time.
Seems like you have a couple of us Finns in the audience, you could try to do like Conan (O’Brien, not the one from Cimmeria) did and insult us in your reviews (or even better yet, insult Sweden). We Finns tend to go nuts when any foreigner acknowledges our obscure nations existence in a public transmission.
Review this time wasn’t among your best, but had it’s moments. Looking forward for the next one!
what no theme ingredient? I know why you couldn’t eat that pepper, its Chairmen Kagage’s special power! oh see all the Iron Cheif Japanese here: http://www.youtube.com/user/archo89
I remember seeing a commercial of this game while watching Hell’s Kitchen with my mom. I remember we commented on how creepy he looked.
Very well done, considering how little you had to work with.
I’m a fan of Hell’s Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares and when I saw the ads for “Hell’s Kitchen: The Game” I thought it looked pretty bad . . . but thanks to Spoony I now know just how bad/boring it is. Also props for the Gordon Ramsey impression and the fact that like in Kitchen Nightmares Spoony (as Ramsey) left to “go outside” and talk to the camera about what’s going on inside. Good stuff.
BTW, the title screen cap that Spoony used for “Kitchen Nightmares” is actually from the FAR superior version of the show that airs on the BBC and the not the ADD version that airs on Fox. Again…WAY awesome!
When I saw you with that pepper I was “I hope he is not thinking about eating that stuff” but you did!! omg, you are my hero XDDD
I loved that video XDD Jesus was pretty creative, Neo was funny but what about Conan? where did he go? haha good to see you playing with your action figures again XD
Haha how do you puke just from taking a bite out of a non spicy pepper? They have practically no taste
I almost never enjoy the skits involved with the review. However, this one was very good and Jonathan Papelbon had me rolling as well as Piett. If the wig was on better and you were wearing fancier pants, it would have been much higher quality.
Virtual Ramsay does look straight out of the Uncanny Valley.
You sir, are an awesome person and should be given a medal.
Kind of Ironic as well since im starting culinary school myself ^^; Personally, I dont really perfer Ramsey….im more of an Alton Brown kind of person….but hey, Ramsey is certainly alot better then that douchebag Guy Fieri ><
Im glad that you made an update! I waited the whole week for this. Your Gordon Ramsey was hilarious.
Though as you said on your Vlog before, you playing with puppets does get old. But that’s maby because you did for so long this time. I enjoyed it as usual at first, but after a while it grew old. So i don’t think you should stop doing your puppet thing, just don’t do it for to long in one video.
Don’t do that quest appearance stuff, it’s kinda annoying and seems a lot like just copying AVGN.
Great review, but for the love of god don’t fall into the AVGN trap of thinking “moar guests + explosions = better”.
That was so…awesome! I’m impressed that you made a great review out of nothing. That was very Jesus esque.
I must say, you said and thought everything I did about the game (And ironically enough, that stupid Iron Chef America.) Thought the time in the dining room was stupid and had NOTHING to do with Hell’s Kitchen. This was someone trying to key in on the popularity of Diner Dash with Ramsey’s name. Sad and pathetic.
the impression was spot-on Ramsey. hilarious. Too bad the game had nothing going for it.
Maybe americans are allerigic to healthy food : /
I also hate peppers XD and nothing beats spoony playing with dolls!
I laughed so hard at the epilogue.
It was my favorite part of the episode, then you replayed/expanded on it, I was LOLLING the whole way through it.
Ha ha ha! XD
Seriously, this was really funny. I laughed so hard watchig you eat that pepper!
You Okay now buddy?
i seriously don’t understand whats so hard about eating a pepper. that looked like it was a bell pepper and they are not very hot or spicey, unless you have very different peppers than we have here. i admit you don’t have to like the taste, but nearly puking?
You just hate the taste of bell peppers? That’s really the only way I can understand choking on it like that. It’s not like they are spicy and hot, just sweet and and a bit watery. I eat raw bell pepper all the time, it’s a pretty common thing to do. But if you can’t stand the taste, that’s a whole different beast.
Haha it feels like you are pandering to old fans with all the stuff you are doing lately. People begged you to do more action figure stuff and begged for more FF8.
Piett, you shall be missed! Although you are gone, your potato sto-waitaminute
And here I thought you said you weren’t going to be playing with dolls anymore. =) No complaints. Ha ha ha.
You should have washed that pepper down with milk! Home remedies are the best; I always use milk to wash anything spicy or bitter out of my mouth. It really works –they even proved it on Mythbusters XD
FYI: This is broken when viewing with NoScript in Firefox 3, the flash placeholder doesn’t show. So you have to know that something is wrong and then unblock it via the NoScript context menu.
It’s a BELL PEPPER. It’s the exact opposite of spicy. They are full of water and have a cooling taste.
OMG that was so awesome!
Loved the crack about San Dimas. That just killed me.
Are you really gonna finish up your FFVIII review? I am so looking forward to that. You’re the man, Spoony.
That was great! I wish I had that kind of talent with video and/or audio. I just tried to do a short podcast for my folks and failed miserably. I especially liked the outtakes at the end. So, bell peppers aren’t your thing. Not everybody likes them, even if they are on the mild end for peppers. I quite like the green or red ones stuffed with hamburger and rice, myself.
And it was nice to see the Impromptu Dollhouse Theater bit make a return, even if it was more scripted this time out
Interesting review. Now I have the urge to either play a cooking related game, or to actually cook something. I never knew this game existed! Wow…I applaud you for finding these “rare-ish” games out there and reviewing them! I also admire how you do these reviews and such all by yourself! That’s awesome! :D
Keep it up!
Damn, that pepper must have had a nasty aftertaste. :X In the epilogue when you’re almost about to puke, your face looks awful. :(
Haha, yes, your suffering amuses me so! huahahahahahahaha!
spoony hate to tell you you bit into it at the wrong place. where you bit was near the stem of the peper while the correct place to bit is just below curve as to avoid majority of seeds.
XD Nice bit on the pepper bite.
Hey, Noah? Here’s a question for you: the plural of leaf is ‘leaves’, right? So why the hell is the plural of ‘chef’ ‘chefs’ and not ‘CHEVES’?
Just a little bit of pedantic weirdness for you.
Oh, and! I forgot to mention! I’m right there with you, Noah, on not being such hot stuff in the kitchen and loving to watch cooking shows to kind of compensate. Gordon Ramsay is, by far, my most favorite chef of them all and I love all of his shows! Have to agree with Torstein – your Gordon impression is fantastic. I’d say the only things I’d improve are maybe smacking your hand with a bit more vigor and bouncing more – Chef Ramsay LOVES to bounce up and down when he’s excited! XD
I do believe I see some star wars novels on your bookshelf at the start of the video.
Awesome review again, as usual…and um…wow, you are the biggest fucking manchild ever, but it’s hilarious. You should play with your action figures more often xD
I’m pretty sure it’s paprika that Kaga bites at the Iron Chef intro. <_<
Oh, guess not.
Heh, what a funny video. You should do more videos with dolls.. I mean action figures. And yellow peppers are not THAT bad, are you sure you’re not allergic or something?
“So why the hell is the plural of ‘chef’ ‘chefs’ and not ‘CHEVES’?”
Since the word ‘chef’ originally comes from French, not English. :) (Although the question was for Noah..)
Surely not you r best review, by far. The doll thing was not as funny as with the X-files video. It looks like you were trying to imitate the AVGN. Wich you should not do, you got your own way off reviewing and thats the funniest one!
That was funny. I have recently gotten hooked on Ramsey’s Kitchen Nightmares on BBC Canada and this was timely. I was considering this game, but I think I’ll just stick to NHL’09 and Civ IV for now. As for the Bell pepper, have to eat them garden fresh like that to avoid yacking.
Burger Time is the only cooking game you can think of? What about Cooking Mama? Anyways, another hilarious review as always.
lol chef ramsey is all “let me tell you something in your ear……..YOU SUCK!!!”
dude, your nuts eating that pepper like that!
Dude! How could you forget to mention the best cooking game ever!
Pizza tycoon! That game was fun!
Great review of a boring game.
Spooney your take on scottish sounds a little english.
You kinda overdid the dolls.
That was hilarious!!!! How the heck did you do combine the footage like that? I mean i’m aware of how a green screen works, but I didn’t know you could do that being a one person operation.
By “Doing FF8 Next” you mean another gleeful installment of your long running FF8 bashing series, right?
Because that’s one of the best things on the internet. I was hoping you’d get back to it one day because that seriously rocked.
What? I *REALLY* hate FF8! I swear the worst part of any Final Fantasy is the love story and basing an entire Final Fantasy around one was a horrible idea! The closest FF ever came to a love story that didn’t suck was 6 and even then it was kinda unneccessary. Shoot I even prefer Mystic Quest over 8…I mean…Benjamin beats the shit out of Squall!
pretty good review except for playing with the doll part…
Great review. Dunno why people complaining about a doll thing . It’s great alomost like you could do another show :D Keep it up!
When you combine the footage, you first film one half of your conversation with yourself. Then, keeping the camera in the same spot, you film the other half. Then, with editing software, you combine both halves of the same shot into one picture.
wow i did not think ubisoft was capablr of such a piece of crap after PoP assasins creed man who woulda thought
You actually do have a lot of Finnish fans (including me), as seen in this weird diagram here:
Ramsey used to play for football for Rangers, so I respect him for that since they’re my team.
DUDE Burger Time is awesome!!! Its pretty sweet that u mentioned it..
The doll thing was a bit forced. You were right when you said before that you shouldn’t do it again.
Having now seen this review about 10 times I’ve started to warm up for it. But I do think that you should leave the dolls and others characters (not counting Burton) out of your reviews. You’ve done commentaries until now and you rock at it. Seriously, I like your stuff more than any other reviewers. I’ll be looking forward to FFVIII… Hopefully I won’t see you cosplaying Squall.
Hmm, gotta correct myself a little:
Most of your reviews have been like commentaries in format.
Pretty lame review. Doll and “Ramsey” clone not fun at all
Im getting a hint of Malcom McDowell from your English accent. Stop it , its scaring me :)
the video was kinda poor
but i think it was just that theres isnt much to do with such a simple game
its too boring
keep them up!
The Ramsay impersonation was funny, but you’ve done the action figures to death. Stop it, please.
I love ur videos, but this one was pretty aweful, didnt laugh once and whats with the dolls… pretty wierd for me :S. Otherwise keep em up!!! Love ur vids!
I thought the review was great. Had me laughing.
The action figures were alright, but I was mostly laughing at the Mr. Bill impressions.
Keep it up Spoony!
I’m offended by your british Accent…. Also, Gordon Ramsay is probably worse in England….
Twas funny though, specially when you ate the pepper…. crazy….
Are you allergic against Peppers? o.o
Because I never saw such a heavy reaction from eating a pepper, and most people I know eat them raw, but mostly silced into strips so that you can dip them better.
I think that the doll playing was very funny
and gordon was hilarious
a very good review
but not your best
the game was just to boring to make a really relly good review
This was a good review. You are definitely getting way better at making videos (not to say your old videos are bad, this just looks pretty professional) and this looks really nice and clean cut.
The only thing I thought was a little annoying was the action figures. I liked them in the previous videos (especially microcosm), but this one seemed too much like you were making it up as you go.
Overall, pretty decent video.
grate review but i would love to see you review iron chef america and see you rip it a new one if you see this or are going send me a e-mail
A fair review. Not the best, but considering that the game was short on material in the first place, Spoony didn’t really have alot to work with. I did enjoy “Ramsey'”s reaction to his game model. And, Plastic Figure Theater is always good.
I always enjoy seen grown men playing with action figures.
Brings me back to my highschool days of making shitty movies for assignments.
The doll party did seem rather forced. But the actual review of the game along with the Ramsay impression made the video worth while. And the pepper part at the end was awesome.
The Doll part was funny-ish, but kinda too long. Then again it was just ONE flash game(20$ is insanity) so thanks for filling the gaps with some entertainment.
Whoa I’m surprised by all the Finnish fans here. First it was Conan, what will it be next?
Well… your video was great, i love action figures! I agree with toveri, there are many finnish fans. it would be interesting to know how many german fans you’ve got.
I always liked the french iron chef the best he looks retarded
Am I right in thinking that, despite its unpopularity, Spoony did his doll acts because he wanted to bring back his past ideas with Jesus because when he used it in his past video game reviews previously, youtube deleted his video??
Great review, it seems you are trying new and different things. Maybe just a tad too much with the action figures, but i still laughed a lot. Also i can see people trying to attack you for having your chef guy talk during your review as a rip off of the AVGN, but i thought it was pretty cool.
That first time you bit the pepper was the funniest thing I have seen in years!! Oh God I just starting cracking up!! I tried it before with friends and all I could think about was when I was chocking and gagging on it too, thinking to myself, “I’m a fucking idiot!”
And when ‘bad wig’ Ramsey walks in on you playing with toys! You look shocked like you just got caught with your dick out.
This review had my literally gut laughing at times!!
God Damn I new you were funny but this was fucking hilarious!!!
Spoony. Dude. You are so my hero, but I have to say…
You’re so going to hell for bringing Jesus into this XD
All my love!
I had to look at the title to this twice lol
being english makes it all that much beter
well i admit one thing, that spoony was kinda right when he said that playing with dolls will get old really fast.. no offence its was pretty funny first 2 times
I appreciate the effort you have gone to entertain your fans.
Haha my dad met Gordon Ramsey in an elevator in New York and he said hes really a nice guy.
LMFAO ! jesus LMFAO ROFL xD rofl XD haha XD omg haha xD i love iron chef :3
I met Gordan Ramsey once; he shit on my shoes and kicked my dog.
omg!!! spoony are you ok?i try a pepper infront of my friend once and i was blowing chunks all day
I actually find it really funny when you play with your toys.
I almost threw up from laughing so hard at the end after you bit the pepper. :)
While I enjoy watching Gordon Ramsey’s verbal abuse of people in Hells Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares I have to agree with you Spoony… that game is FU*KING RUBBISH!
BTW another fine review.
Everyone is getting so uptight about this. Considering the extremely limited nature of Hell’s Kitchen, I’d say Noah did a great job of filling in the gaps. He’s got a great sense of humor and there wasn’t a moment that I wasn’t as least smiling (personally I find his impromptu action figure theater thing to be priceless since I could see myself doing it just for the fuck of it).
On top of that, the whole pepper-eating thing was quite amusing and I have to say, I didn’t know whether to laugh or gawk in shock at his reaction to the pepper. Truly memorable. On top of that I can’t help but find myself impressed that he keeps digging up games I never hear of and telling people how bad they suck. It makes me thankful i never stumbled upon these godforsken games. :)
Praise you for bringing in Jonathan Papelbon! :D
I honestly think that the toys section in this video was possibly one of the funniest things I’ve seen you do in a review, and your reaction to the pepper was hilarious! You take a perfect bite out of it, with an accompanying biting sound effect too!
And I was crying with laughter and the end of the video where you were trying so hard not to throw up.
I love you and your videos.
The game’s not really bad or anything, but 20 dollars is WAY too much for it.
I love peppers.
I love the toy sections in these reviews, they’re definatly unique and are always good for a few laughs. Though, I think that the best part of the video was the result of biting into that pepper. I’m actually very glad that those two parts were included, it made the video longer and prevented us from having to watch an assload of that horrible game.
you rule, Noah. Keep it up. I’m sure someone out there will see all the hard work you put into your videos and give you a TV show someday soon.
WTF? You can’t handle a yellow bell pepper? That’s like a zero on the Scoville scale! They’re not hot at all and they’re just plain tasty.
this was funny i mean the but hes gonna be mean then the haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw cuz of the lord lolz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What’s the name of that song at the end?
I gotta know that!!!
I loved the Keanu Reeves impression :)
I was with you until you started playing with the action figures.
Hah. There is no spoon… :)
I think my favorite thing was when you gave the nod to the pepper before you took a bite. It’s like you were saying, “Yeah, this probably won’t be too bad.” How I feel so very bad for you afterwards. I’ve eaten some spicy things before, but never taken a bite out of a pepper. For that, I applaud you.
Mikey – I certainly couldn’t stomach it, but bell peppers aren’t actually hot/spicy – I find them to be more bitter than anything else – which is still unpleasant eaten like that!
The Iron Chef references were genius – and Spoony is so right about the US iteration! The Gordon Ramsay, however…
Wasen’t that just a paprika?
hey cool piett figure- never seen that one before
and no he doesnt say first catch of the day- thats captin lennox- he never appears again anywhere ‘cept the decipher card game where he got named
my girlfriend thinks you rock- i dont hold that against you.
this vid is awesome one of the best
You’re gonna have to drink it through a straw because, sadly, there is no spoon!
YOU PIG, YOU FRENCH PIG! lmfao
I’m waiting that a contestant punch Ramsay in the face. I could not bear anyone the shout me in the face like that.
My friend ate an ENTIRE pepper like that just for $5.
damn spoony. you got nards taking a bite from a pepper like that. especially for our entertainment ><
It’s a bell pepper you retards.
Hey spoony can you do a movie review on Dragonball Evolution?
I wonder what CG Ramsay says at about 5:14, cus then if u listen carfully u can hear that beep, that the use to mask up fuck etc.
Hey, the American Iron Chef is pretty good, when Mario or Cat Cora is good. As is Masaharu Morimoto, the Flay or Symon not so much.
You’re right— Iron Chef (english version) is bad…Iron Chef (jp) = good.
and heck yes- Ramsey looked so creepy in the game >__>
Man, you guys are wusses :P
I can eat bell peppers no problem…
Since I don’t watch TV I don’t know if there are cooking shows like this here. This Ramsay guy seems to be a horrible person to shout at the people like this in his show. I wonder why people find that funny.
Because people in general like it when something bad happens to other people.
in german this is called “schadenfreude” XD
Is that Promethean I spot on your bookshelf?
First of all, I fucking hate Gordron Ramsay. Well, no I don’t, I don’t know him, but I hate his celebrity status, the hype surrounding him, his phony tough-guy facade, the money he rakes in off all his fucking books, and his obviously forced and banal vulgarity. So it took a while for me too watch this, and I’m glad I did to see you take a bite out of a pepper. BTW you must do a review of the hideously difficult Jedi Outcast game sometime. I recently completed it in just a week of non-stop play, but when I was a kid it was skull-thumpingly hard.
I just noticed your alarm clock in the back ground. I think I have the same exact one. Weird little thing to notice…
You know, this game is just a very bad version of Diner Dash….
See, I think this was great. He rarely pulls out the dolls, and only when it’s totally appropriate to do so. I didnt skip through anything. Also, omg that pepper. I always loved when the chairman would take a bite out of the pepper in the beginning of Iron Chef (japanese). Poor Spoony <3 Peppers chopped up in a salad or a dish are different then when you take a huge bite out of a whole one. Love you Spoony, do whatever you want in your videos, the ones who appreciate your work will always support them ^_^
i found that a good strategy is to prepare all of the ingredients that arent whenever you can
Another Finn fan, and I found this review very amusing especially because I also hate Ramsay and love Iron Chef. The doll thing was so hilarious parody!
But like other Finns here, I am seriously confused about the bell pepper thing. It seemed like it was burning your mouth or something, with eyes watery and all. Are there differenent species of big, yellow bell peppers (AKA paprika) that are hot? Some of the comments being shocked about eating one also indicate that. Because what we so commonly eat here is complete opposite of hot: its juicy, crunchy and fresh, very tasty stuff. Common stuff in salads, on top of breads and between hamburgers (though mostly red ones are used) And I believe thats the stuff what the guy in Iron Chef also bites, and it tastes great.
…or did you simply hate the taste that much that it made your face red and borderline puke? Never seen that reaction. Some people just dislike paprika cuz it gives them mild pyrosis. In any case, your reaction made my eyes watery from laughing. :D
haha,this is the first review i ever watched of yours. great stuff :) it must be great to make me such a fan.
btw, your such a pansy for almost upchucking the pepper. you have to be used to the taste, but thy aren’t THAT bad :)
cmon man! i love TSE but a pepper?, you can’t eat a pepper? grow a pair man btw i love every vid u have ever done : )
Man, I must be in the extreme minority here cause I think that the whole playing with dolls thing was awesome. I have actually found myself coming back to this review several times just to watch the iron chef parody play out.
that-Green-Monkey, the pepper he ate isn’t hot, it just tastes like shit!
Haha, that Jesus toy was awesome!
lol its dinner dash kinda
Lmao, nice pepper bite. I was laughing audibly.
That Ramsey impression cracks me up every time…this is one of your best reviews!
Duke sounds like Triple H. This is great…hahaha
I’m jeeuss lawl!!!
The yellow pepper bit must be a joke because peppers aren’t “hot” in any way, especially the yellow ones. I hope he never tries an apple… ;)
I don’t think he was gagging because it was spicy, I think he just thought it tasted disgusting.
Granted, bell peppers are so mild I can’t imagine anyone reacting that badly to them unless is was rotten or something.
“You’d rather spend your money on a bunch of f*cking plastic dolls.” “Nearly a decade ago..”
I lol’d. Big time.
this review was hilarous as usual!!!
this is one of my favourites! why the hell does everyone dislike it so much?
I acutally rented it for the Wii, it was ok. at least with the wii remote it gives you a challege. I got through most of the stages in the 5 days i had it.
they actually are releasing this game on Xbox soon god help us
Man, that bell pepper fucked you up
One thing, as a scotsman, why did you make your Gordon Ramsey sound like he’s australian, when he’s from Glasgow.. >_>
i love the iron chef bit with the dolls that was great
you do a great job impersonating their voices. Neo was mad funny
Being a cook myself and a fan of Hell’s Kitchen, all I can say is…
Shit, you spotted every single mannerism of Chef Ramsay!! The hair was a bit more… uh… McGyver, but the voice, the timing (Heh, even the short-sleeved jacket was spot-on!), the voice and the expressions were nailed.
Veeedeo is broken spoony! It gets about a minute in, then goes to a messed up recommended page…..
I don’t know if its been posted before but what did Iron Chef Conan the barbarian make ?
Btw Amaazing video XD
when he said hell’s kitchen i thougth is was in hell but no that would be fanny still if at the end.(evil)hahaha mo haha mo hahaha hahaha!! what the AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AWESOME! I love the iron chef spoof bit. And I laughed so hard at the pepper outtake at the end, I DID Throw up! Talk about suffering for your art, great job taking one for the team!
Aww but peppers are nummy …
I found this game rather hard when I played the free demo of it… going back and forth between the two screens and not having ‘lil Ramsey there in the corner scream at you is not as easy as it looks… though of course I only played a 1 hr free demo… so maybe it takes longer to get into it… but it’s really not worth it.
Go Iron Chef Jesus yeay
Sadly there is no spoon, LOL
Amazing review as usual, Spoony. Though I do agree with the ‘grow a pair’ comments for choking on the yellow bell pepper. Those things are delish!
I have to add, if you really do like cooking games and weren’t just saying that, you should try ‘Cooking Academy’. It isn’t amazing, but it’s definitely the most fun cooking game I’ve ever played.
Lol Jonathan Papelbon are you into the sox spoony?
Aw poor Spoony! Maybe he chomped on the part with all the spicy seeds. I remember doing that as a kid. Oh lord. I love this review!
I LOVE YOU SPOONY!
I am totally with you as far as that pepper goes. Peppers are gross. Being someone that subsists nearly entirely on take-out and industrial ready-made foodstuffs, I would have definitely thrown up. I saw it almost happen there, after the credits. Bravo to you for including that, I was cracking up when it cut away during the actual review.
Great stuff, I just can’t believe you got Gordon Ramsay to be on your show.
Aw, man, Spoon. Hilarious.
For some reason, “I’m trying so hard not to chunk it” is probably one of the funniest lines I’ve ever heard in my life. Maybe it’s just the context.
Regardless, you’ve got some balls taking a whole bite out of that thing. Props.
lolfullz please everybody start using that term, and starting a thing here
The entire review was hilarious, but the best part by FAR was the Iron Chef thing with the action figures.
Anyone who says you don’t have balls because of the pepper doesn’t realize how freakin’ bad it tastes.
Props, Spoony. Props.
~ Emily ‘Pirka’ B.
pepper are that bad, i cant even handle the mild stuff lol
Ha ha ha ha ha….the Jesus doll was awesome XQD
Having seen this game on the shelves in stores, I always wondered who the *** would even consider renting it, especially knowing it’s just one of those Cooking Mama’s knockoffs. There are many worthless games like this one, especially on PC.
And pepper is only better once you fry it on a pan.
Wow. Did NO ONE else catch the major Iron Chef reference with the pepper? I laugh every time I watch Chairman Kaga take that bite… And, I agree: I can’t stand the American version.
Wow, last week I watched this and it had like 48 comments, but today it’s at 241. Getting up there in popularity eh Spoony?
YOULDA WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND THROWN UP THE DAMN PEPPER YOU COW!!!!
Huh, there isnt even that original guy…What´s his name again…Mr.Jackman?Anyways who takes orders.Not so good.
I like the look on Spoony’s face when Chef Ramsey walks in on him playing with dolls.
When Spoony talks to Ramsey and they’re both on screen at once, how does Spoony get his eyeline right? He’s looking directly into Ramsey’s eyes during the conversation…they manage to fuck that up even on big budget TV shows and the Star Wars prequels…how did Spoony get it right? WITCHCRAFT!
O sht Jesus and Duke Nukem on the same team!
What the hell was with that wig? The reveiw was really funny, but that wig was just terrible. But it does add another aspect of comedy to it and does add to the ‘nerd’ sterotype.
He’s been banished to… THE BLAGOLE!
Ah everyone should leave Spoony alone about the pepper.
He probably choked cos he’s a pussy. xD
But more likely it was because these types of peppers taste like shit. (they aren’t spicy at ALL) and he probably didn’t know that because he took a massive chunk out of it willingly! xD
And eating a massive chunk of something horrible REALLY makes you gag. So i guess that’s why the pepper fucked him up so much.
Although…maybe he could do with growing a pair. xD
Just kidding Spoony! =]!
20 bucks? God, that’s why if I buy any casual games it’s for 6 bucks from BigFish xD
Hilarious, loved your Ramsey impression lol
My god. This was hilarious! But you took a huge chunk out of that pepper. EW! Those things are nasty. Like I’m so serious. More power to you. I would have puked on the spot. Awesome review
If i had a chance..i would stab him in the face
“I’m Jesus LAWL!”
Well that’s the problem with you dude, you don’t drink carbonation to stop spicy burn, you always drink Milk or take a bite of bread! I swear, haven’t you learned anything from Home Improvement?
Yellow peppers aren’t spicy. You just don’t want to bite into a raw one. Not exactly the tastiest thing ever.
I have had an incredibly shitty day that I thought would not get better any time soon. I watched this video and started cracking up despite my bad mood.
Thanks for letting me laugh today. Well and all the other days that your videos have made me laugh too. Keep it up and thank you again.
i have a jesus with gliding action too they are so awesome the deluxe action figure comes with fish and bread lol another awesome vid from spoony his videos always have small surprises
wow, I never would have thought that watching some guy play with dolls would be funny. but somehow spoony made it entertaining. It was a fun video to watch.
This is one of my top favorite reviews that you've done. It's got all of the staples of your style of humor throughout, ending in, I hate to say it because you had to suffer for it, one of the funniest outtakes I've ever seen. But in the video proper, you did a great job editing. When you're going back and forth from you playing with the dolls to the game you were reviewing, it's very well balanced. Yeah, the Ramsey costume was kind of silly, but I think it worked for you. You're also totally honest about what you think of the game, and admit that for being bad, it's got good points as well.
I've just got to say though, what gets me every time is your face just before you take that bite of the pepper. One confident nod, and then the slow realization of what you had just committed yourself to. Bravo for going through that for our entertainment.
Pussy. I ate a whole jalapeno on a bet once. Burned my mouth, sure. But the sore throat for a day was worth the $1 and the respect of the men in the break room. Yes. I'm a girl.
As much of a fan of Iron Chef as you seem to be, why did you bite from the top of the pepper? Chairman Kaga bites into the side.
He seemed very hesitant to bite it, so he probably wasn't even considering which spot to bite.To be fair I'm fairly certain all of us would hesitate biting a bell pepper.
You know, it's a shame nobody remembers “Duke Nukem” amnymore…Sigh_
Wow bro. You REALLY need a girlfriend.
Nice Cobra Commander voice. XD
I'm still wondering how the heck you could get so sick you almost throw up from biting a frickin bell pepper.
I mean, It's a bell pepper! It scores 0 on the “spicyness” scale!
This is one of my favorite reviews of his ever. It also made me buy a awesome Giant Dizzy Gillespie hoodie. =) I love it. For a XL it is smaller than I thought, but it still fits good enough. I just love loose clothing. I'm not heavy or anything, but I like loose fitting clothing.
“Thanks for shawlotting me on the mashed potatoes.” OMG too funny. I never watched this show once (Hell's Kitchen) because I thought it looked retarded. Maybe that is why people liked the show? Anyway this is one of my favorite Spoony reviews ever. Plus he plays with dolls, again!!!
the “there is no spoon” joke was fuckin awesome
hey, what about cooking mama
It was a great review, but the end nearly killed me “I should not have done that” >.< Oh gawd.
wow that's sad. he should just take a name tag, write lonely on it, and stick it onto his head he need's to get laid
Next to the Demolition Man review and the Punpkinhead review, this is my favourite thing Spoony has ever done.
jajajajajajajajaja he should go out some more in the show
You guys know he has the “fair lady” Scarlett?
Spoonys toy performances always tops the games. :D
Im jesus LAWL!
Watching the intro really makes you reflect on the times that we have spent with Noah and his videos. *sigh*
Gordon Ramsey is like an angry youtube commenter… in the kitchen. xD
Am I, like, the only person on this planet who likes peppers enough to eat them like that. I mean, really? Great review SpoonyOne, but next time chow on a potato.
LMAO, man your body totally rejected that HEALTHY vegetable, someone give that guy a twinky STAT!!!!
Peppers aren't healthy, or edible unless you use them in small portions with other ingredients.
Yes those INEDIBLE peppers that are sold in all food supermarkets.
I can’t respond to your other comment, so i’ll respond to mine, in response to you
Yes I have. I often have them in my salads.
I can’t believe you’ve never had a pepper before. There is so much wrong there.
For a start, that is a BELL PEPPER. It has no spicyness to it, whatsoever, the name pepper doesn’t mean ‘spice’.
‘spice’ isn’t an “intense taste” that is not at all what spice is. You
should learn about heat scoville units, and how spice actually works
because it isn’t “too intense a flavour!” for our tongues to handle it,
and the notion that you try and tell someone how they are wrong and yet
know nothing about either bell peppers, or spice in general is very,
You both must be American to have never eaten a bell pepper, or even know bell peppers are NOT spicy.
It looked like a Bell Pepper, which, if washed, is easily eaten like that. When Spoony says that he's out of shape, he really means it.
love on you! love!
holy fuck this is so funny and awesome
… a cooking show hosted and run by Video Game and Movie characters… would be awesome. Just to see how hilariously everything would play out, as each character uses their own crazy and outlandish stuff to outdo the other guys… … even better when a silent protagonist has to describe their dishes… :D
Nice Iron Chef parody/tribute dude. :) Most enjoyable part of the review, IMO.
why would anyone base a game on ANY reality show…except for real world, which is like grand theft auto with nicer houses
One thing always confuses me is the pepper thing. Are bellpeppers different in the US than here in Europe? I mean, taking a bite out of regular yellow bellpepper shouldn’t cause that much nausea. It looks like a bellpepper, but was it a chili or something?
looks like a manly version of Dinner Dash with a sprinkle of Cooking Mama
The funny thing is, when you were talking about the basic setup I instantly thought, “So it’s like a slightly more advanced version of Diner Dash?”
Also, the thing with the action figures would be the BEST COOKING SHOW EVER. And Jesus would win. Obviously. With Neo in second, because he’s Neo. (“There is no spoon”…LOL)
People are willing to pay $100+ for the flash game that is Rock Band, though.
You gotta be kidding even if it was Cobra Commander Nukem woulda fucked his shit up for stealing his nachos
The whole eating the pepper thing, a girl i lived with in university ate those as a snack, red, green, yellow peppers you name it, like apples! She got me to do it once, i had pretty much the same reaction ‘cept i had a coke not a pepsi ;__;
The pepper thing on Iron Chef was a prank on him. They told him as part of the intro he would lift the cover and take a bit out of whatever they put in. and Surprise it was a pepper, they thought he wouldn’t do it but he did anywho.
Oh man bet you didnt think that Pepper would taste so fuckin hot huh!!?!? Sucks doesnt it? FUCK THOSE PEPPERS!! lol That was funny though,you shoulda never did that lol
I like Micheal Simon. He is like the chef of the gods.
spot on Ramsey!
God damnit spoony i cant stop watching your vids GAWD WHAT HAWS THOU DONE TO ME
What’s the song at the end credits?
We need more Spoony Ramsay.
The best part about this whole video? The end with the pepper. haha What on earth were you thinking?
Anyway, I don’t think this is a game I will be playing any time soon…. or ever, really.
lol l like the way you dint even try to cover up your mullet as Ramsay i toke that as a joke not shore if it was intentional thou
Dude, you need to make a whole series out of you playing with random action figures!
Telling you, man, it’d be the hottest shit on the internet since YouTube!
Iron… Chef… Jesus… I can’t even laugh, that’s so funny.
It’s great to check out some of your older vids and see how much progress you’ve made.
Holy fuck I laughed so hard at this
On the F Word Ramsay is actually a lot nicer. Most likely because he does not have to deal with many donkeys.
You know….I would like to see Ramsey in Iron Chef…even if the American version is crap, but him going to either one just might be awesome….wait has he done that?
wow rofl…its a yellow pepper so delicious! what a caker lol
This is one of my favorite Spoony reviews
Peppers are fucking magnificent, sorry but anyone who disagrees is just an untermensch.
I love the delivery in this one.
You say the word HOLY SHIT like your constipated. In a good way.
IRON CHEF JESUS CHRIST!
This has to be my favorite Spoony review. I thought I loved Spoony until he themed an entire episode around Iron Chef, cursed the lame American version and told Bobby Flay to suck it, but now I know my previous love was nothing compared to what it is now.
And yeah, who could take a bite of a raw yellow pepper? The Chairman is such a badass for doing that with a smile.
Whoops double post.
‘my own private idaho potato stew’
Should bring back the toys sometime soon…just for a moment.
Hilarious impression of Ramsey!
It’s also quite sad that you own a Jonathan Paplebon figurine!
This guy does movies, games, animes, comics, and watches cooking shows! Yeesh this guy is awesome!
LOL, you echoed my exact sentiments when you were referring to biting that pepper. My exact thoughts were “Why would anyone do that?!!” …and yet, you did it. XD
Chairman Kaga took a bite out of a whole yellow pepper because that’s how huge, dense, and leathery his balls are. And possibly to prove that he has no sense of taste and explaining through demonstration why he overcompensated for it by building Kitchen Stadium. I’m leading towards the first one though.
Hell’s Kitchen and other competitive cooking shows just pale before the fun of the original Iron Chef. Even the American version is bloodless, pale, and tame compared to the Japanese forerunner. The ingredients were strange, sometimes mind-boggling, especially to a palette as bland as North America’s. Combined with the dubbed English translations and Chairman Kaga’s eccentric personality and outfits, the show had all the feel of one of a Bruce Lee flick as two chefs engage in a battle of wills and skills while the chairman watched it all from above. All that was missing was a lethargic pet for Kaga to stroke or a jacuzzi full of lesbians soaping themselves behind Kaga’s throne and he’s officially a the world’s most memorable Bond villian.
But Spoony, dude, I’m as white as it gets without bleach and even I can take a bite out of a yellow bell pepper. In fact yellow varieties are probably one of the sweeter, non-spicy varieties out there. To risk sounding like your mom, maybe if you didn’t eat all the processed diarreah-in-a-box you’d be able to stomach actual food again. Yeah I know the world is a fast-moving place and those meals offer a fast alternative for people who really do have better things to be doing, but I bet the only thing that you hate to hear more than “it’s okay baby, it happens,” is “pause cooking half-way and stir.”
But then again I’m a waking larder who probably weighs twice your size, so who the hell am I to talk? *Laughs*
Some people have allergies to bell peppers, and even those who don’t can have an intolerance to them that will cause the bell pepper to upset their stomach. I’m speaking firsthand as someone who *does* enjoy ‘actual food’ and has no problem with most of it, but really can’t handle bell peppers even though other fruits and vegetables are just fine. Also, a site dedicated to healthy food suggests the problem in this is the skin of the pepper, and that in such cases only red, fully-mature bell peppers that have been skinned and roasted, should be eaten. (Green and yellow bell peppers are those that are not yet fully matured).
Just my 2 cents on bell pepper-related issues.
Okay, I went nuts when you started humming Shipping Up To Boston. Yes, I’m a Red Sox fan, and Papelbon is by far my favorite player :)
I like how the ad before this video is for Master Chef, Gordon Ramsay’s new show. What the hell, happened to Hell’s Kitchen? I never watched it, but the clips in here were funny. “Thanks for schotting me on the mashed potatoes!!!” This is a pretty classic Spoony Review though.
Kitchen Nightmares marathon on now BBC America till about 8 PM ET, nice video, im gonna buy this game.
I keep getting the UFC fighter kinetc thing with Green Goblin Jr.
What are you mand? Eating peppers it’s been known to kill people!!!
What? What are you talking about? Nobody has died from taking a bite out of a yellow pepper. It is not a thing that’s happened.
Was probably a reference or joke of some kind. :/
We need more doll scenes. They are hilarious.
On top of TotalBiscuit and NS, Spoonyone always makes my day.
nobody steals our chips and lives
Especially not some dirty snake people
Batshit crazyness with the dolls. ‘I’m Jesus, lol.’
You should have just bitten a tomato…
you rule spoony
Iron Chef Jesus xD
nice ramsy impresion!!!
was that a rotten pepper?
Spoony you are the best.
That’s actually the best Gordon Ramsey impression I’ve ever seen in my life – and I’ve really impressed you got the accent 100% right. :D
Poor you, though – you looked fucking rough at the end there, I can’t imagine how vile that pepper must have tasted. You are a brave, brave soul, and I salute you for that.
I never get tired of your doll skits XD Pretty sure the Neo joke about having to drink through a straw because there is no spoon made me laugh the hardest. That and the yellow pepper bite. You’re supposed to think about eating the pepper and then go for the green apple silly Spoony! I have eaten whole jalapeno peppers before, the taste didn’t bother me but the texture was nasty. ><
wow that bell pepper didn’t take to you well at ALL eh?
lol I personally found that REALLY funny because it reminded me of a time when me and some friends made a pool bet that the one of us who could stomach eating a raw chili poblano (a non-spicy chili pepper – I wanted to do jalepenos… buncha yellow pussies, all of ‘em!! :P). I’d been eating raw peppers of all kinds for years at that point but had never tried a raw poblano.
This is getting off-topic here, but my point is that the last time I saw someone react as you did to eating a raw, non-spicy pepper was during that bet. I guess I was just so used to it that a reaction like that had never crossed my mind. For that matter, I thought my friend’s reaction was psychosomatic – you know, he EXPECTED to have that kinda reaction, ergo he DID.
Then again, I’m no lead-belly myself, either :P. I have an incredibly sensitive stomach to a lot of the things I’ve seen you eat on your show, like Taco Hell. I could eat maybe a taco supreme or something and not feel any ill effects, but that’s about it. And I can’t drink soda much at ALL.
I’m no health nut or raw-food vegan, either. I suppose it’s just a matter of personal background. But I mean that reaction was almost akin to being outright poisoned O_o
I won $60 in that bet XDD
My problem is I can’t mix spicy food with soda of any kind or BOOOOOMMM!
Ubisoft is essentially two divisions when it comes to their games, one makes licensed shitty wastes of money, for example the CSI series, and the other makes those blockbuster games. I don’t know why they don’t spend anywhere near the same amount of time on the licensed crossover games as they do with the others. Not saying they could do something great with it, but hell with the right TV show they could easily make a game as good as the Scarface game.
Not a fan of bell peppers are we? X3
if you want good cooking game look up Ore no Ryomi its free and it dose not give you much room to fail.
Well at least the TV show is good.
Gordon’s parents must be proud… nah his dad is probably the type of man sitting in front of a TV with a wifebeater and canned beer.
Your Duke Nukem voice sounds like Clint Eastwood! Awesome video dude!
We’re doing a bit of dinner, mate.
We’re not sorting out the Middle East here
very good british accent spoony!
There is no such thing as a “British accent”.
Britain is made up of 4 different counties with 4 very different accents.
So what exactly is a “British accent”?
It’s American slang for “English Accent or something because there are so many accents we aren’t ever really sure which one is which.” British Accent is a trope on TV Tropes, too, if you wanna look that up as an added bonus.
“So many accents”?
Four, there are four.
English, Scotish, (Northen) Irish and Welsh. All of which sound distinctly different from each other.
How are four accents “so many”?
Even just a shot in the dark guess..,you have a 1 in 4 chance of being right.
Americans could just educate themselves with some very simple research.
Using the term “British accent” just displays pure ignorance.
This is like someone from England saying a Canadian accent is an American one or even using American accent as a descriptive of an accent from Mexico…except that would not happen.
I know there are four -countries-, but their are many dialects to go with them (cockney, north London which is apparently different from other areas of London, Liverpool, etc.) . I’m not trying to excuse ignorance, but then tbh America is very obsessed with America and doesn’t give people many opportunities to solidly differentiate where each accent is from. The layman has to do research over here. But again, look at the TV Trope. It’s truth in television, which is also a trope, but it’s just a good phrase.
I don’t expect Americans to know each and every regional accent…but they could at the very least get the country right first.
Is it really that hard for Americans to listen and know the difference between the 4 different countries and their 4 different accents?
You can’t tell the difference between an English, Irish, Welsh or Scottish accent? Or even worse, sometimes Australian…which sounds NOTHING like the previous 4 but still many Americans think people from England sound Australian.
There is either a lack of learning in the US or most of the population need hearing tests.
As I said before, you would not have an English person saying a Canadian accent is an American accent., despite the fact there are many different variations based on regions within the countries.
Do I know each and every regional variation if the accent in America? No…but I do get the country right.
Please. English people regularly have trouble distinguishing between a Canadian accent and a US accent, or a southern US accent from a north-eastern US accent (which are indeed two distinct accents). Hell, they have enough trouble distinguishing between a Scottish accent and an Ulster accent, so climb down from your high horse and stop berating people for using simple, straightforward parlance.
4 accents? In all of Great Britain? Sorry, THAT is pure ignorance. It’d be like saying someone has an “American accent” when southerners, westerners, yanks, hillbillies, people from Warshinton, all sound very different.
It’s rather ironic that you are giving a hard time to a person who has an actress from Doctor Who as her profile pic, doubly so since that is a great show for demonstrating the wide array of accents that little country produces.
There are 4 accents from the 4 countries that make up Great Britain and each of those 4 are easily distinguishable from one another.
Are there regional variations of those accents? Yes of course there are. But those regional variations are still only part of one of the 4 accents and still very distinguishable as to which country they are from regardless.
Your point there makes no comparable sense as it’s still an American accent.
You can not say in the same regard that someone from a region in Wales has an English accent just cos it’s part of Great Britain.
I don’t expect a person to know each and every regional accent, but they can at the very least get the country right.
Those regional variations you speak of? Those are called “accents”. That’s the definition.
There are far more accents than that. Ireland alone has at least 3 distinct accents. In any case, all of the accents spoken in the British Isles are accordingly “British,” therefore the term “British accent,” if not terribly specific, is still accurate.
Lol i miss Spoony on youtube, what the hell happend he was the funniest dude on the internet.
youtube started taking down his vids claiming some copyright BS
He died and was replaced by a clone.
Ah, I see you also have a unreasonable hatred of Bobby Flay. We are kindred spirits, my friend.
Cooking Mama is actually pretty good.
Why would you eat an entire pepper?
I would have puked EASILY. I despise peppers with a passion.
Iron chef much? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miOLle5M42o
Huh. It’s like they planned to make a restaurant simulator for people in culinary school, and when the deal fell through, they decided to release it to the general public to see if they could make their money back.
It’s actually a for cash release of a family of time management games i think you can still find on Kongregate. The only effort that went into it is a bare minimum attempt to make it look like Hell’s Kitchen.
I don’t blame you, feeling sick after biting that pepper… bell peppers are HORRIBLE :(
I can’t remember where I heard or read it, but it was said that Gordon Ramsay’s swearing was a gimmick he only uses on American versions of his shows.
20 bucks huh? Fallout: New Vegas, Skyrim, Demon Souls and Dark Souls 1 are 5 bucks now on Xbox Live and Steam. Those 4 games = Hell’s Kitchen game? Fuck… that….