E.T. the Extraterrestrial (Atari 2600)

The Spoony One | Feb 18 2007 | 426 notations | 

Following two surgeries and doped-out on prescription painkillers, The Spoony One returns to face his own private Apocalypse on the Atari 2600, the argued worst game ever made, E.T. The Extraterrestrial.

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

The Spoony One | Jan 30 2007 | 237 notations | 

Click here for a bonus commentary track. It doesn’t get any grander than the licensed videogame where Kevin Costner squeezed into his tights and plucked up a longbow to kick ass in the name of the proletariat! Let’s take a blast back to the past and relive the horror that is… Prince of Thieves!

Samurai Zombie Nation Review

The Spoony One | Jan 27 2007 | 193 notations | 

Click here for a bonus commentary track. Talk about a bait-and-switch! I got suckered in by the coolest game title ever, only to find that it has nothing to do with samurai OR zombies. Instead it involves the epic struggle between a forty-foot floating head and a greased-up undead Sean Connery. I could not make…file continues…

AD&D: Heroes of the Lance Review

The Spoony One | Jan 25 2007 | 176 notations | 

Click here for a bonus commentary track. Witness one of the most broken, pointless, and frustrating RPGs ever to blight the world: AD&D – Heroes of the Lance, a game with broken hit detection, unforgivably bad graphics, and the cheapest frigging enemies ever.

Adventures of Bayou Billy NES Review

The Spoony One | Jan 24 2007 | 310 notations | 

Click here for a bonus commentary track. My first ever video review of the hardest video game ever made: The Adventures of Bayou Billy for the NES.