I’ve had a number of people asking for the drop-clips of Ultima 9 I’ve been using, so here goes! Your Knowledge of the Land Shall Be Great! Who are the Gargoyles? What’s a Paladin? The Codex of Ultimate Wisdom? I’m not entirely sure! Melvin the Wizard
We have not yet begun to be betrayed by Ultima 9. Will Spoony survive? Will the Guardian prevail? Will we ever find out what’s a paladin? I’m not entirely sure.
The Avatar returns from Pagan to Britannia, or maybe Texas to stop the Guardian with all of his titanic powers of Ether, or probably not. Will Spoony be able to ascend to a higher plane of existence, or descend into rage and madness? Correction: Apologies to Timo Takalo, whose Youtube channel is incorrect in the…file continues…
The Spoony One confronts his destiny at last in this thrilling conclusion to Final Fantasy X-2! Will he survive with his sanity and his dignity intact? Will he find Burton at long last? Will we discover the identity of the nefarious villain who kidnapped him? Tune in and find out!
The Avatar is snatched from the Ethereal Plane and exiled by the Guardian to the conquered, alien world of Pagan. How will the Avatar find his way back to Britannia, when he can’t even cross a lake?
Our plucky heroines trot around the world so they can murder several women to steal their clothes, because those darn spheres are worth the effort!
What can I do for you, except review another Final Fantasy atrocity? It’s the much-maligned sequel to a game I already hate! How much worse could it be? Follow-up: In hindsight, “predictable” wasn’t the word I should have chosen in describing the series– although the spinoff games outside of the main series definitely were. I…file continues…
The Avatar attempts to balance Order and Chaos before the conflict rends reality asunder. But the Guardian and Batlin have other plans… And Iolo becomes Dr. Insano.