Power Klingon

The Spoony One | Jul 14 2007 | more notation(s) | 

While preparing for the FMV adventure known as Star Trek Klingon, I felt obliged to subject myself to the Power Klingon Language Course provided on the third disc, hosted by none other than Michael Dorn! Take the Power Klingon challenge along with me, and see how much honor you retain by the end! Qapla! (Turn your volume up! Some people have said that the CD is a little hard to hear.)

  • calpal80833

    Yeah, Mystery Science Theater 3000 ftw!

  • calpal80833

    Yeah, Mystery Science Theater 3000 ftw!

  • Tuki

    I really wish you would have demonstrated the “classic warrior stance”! ;)

  • Tuki

    I really wish you would have demonstrated the “classic warrior stance”! ;)

  • FOX

    People may say your just like AVGN. But your not. your better. I love your videos and please keep making them and great job on the robot. hope to see more.

  • FOX

    People may say your just like AVGN. But your not. your better. I love your videos and please keep making them and great job on the robot. hope to see more.

  • Infradead

    God damn it Spoony, your mating call drew me in for a second!

  • Infradead

    God damn it Spoony, your mating call drew me in for a second!

  • Monika

    OMG xD I wet my pants on the male-female situation xD I’m glad that I’m human…

  • Monika

    OMG xD I wet my pants on the male-female situation xD I’m glad that I’m human…

  • S3Studios

    An exam?! Aw that’s bullshit man… XD
    Keep rockin’ Spoony!

  • S3Studios

    An exam?! Aw that’s bullshit man… XD
    Keep rockin’ Spoony!

  • mega mwong04

    the male groal laughed my ass off

  • mega mwong04

    the male groal laughed my ass off

  • Ricochet Phoenix

    Trekkies. *sigh* Sometimes they just make it too easy….

  • Ricochet Phoenix

    Trekkies. *sigh* Sometimes they just make it too easy….

  • Keith Hemari

    I can’t stop laughing. And being a Trek fan just makes it all that much better!

    Good one, Spoony!

  • Keith Hemari

    I can’t stop laughing. And being a Trek fan just makes it all that much better!

    Good one, Spoony!

  • JosefVStalin

    That doesn’t sound anything like russian >.>

  • JosefVStalin

    That doesn’t sound anything like russian >.>

  • Eremus

    STOP BREAKING.

  • Eremus

    STOP BREAKING.

  • Sword_Song

    Okay… I have soooo many stories about klingons. My father, (A smeg off HUGE trekie he thinks he is a klingon, i swear) decided it would be a great idea to train my dog in Klingon. I SHIT YOU NOT! For 6 years I yelled at my dog in klingon. Boots (the dog) has been dead for quite sometime and I still know how to say things in klingon. I had the cops called on me for it once. Then, the cops almost shot my father becasue he was DRESSED LIKE A KLINGON!!! (and he reached for his ‘disrupter’ way to quickly)

    But my real point is, in all of this is that I listened to the CD in this reveiw as well as conversational klingon and a tape on the mating habits of kling ons more time then i can count. (Which led to me being able to make the femal mating growl)

    plus Star Trek Klingon was the first game I ever beat….
    I have led a sad sad life. *weeps*

    I will stop talking though i have SOOOO many horrifying storys….

  • Sword_Song

    Okay… I have soooo many stories about klingons. My father, (A smeg off HUGE trekie he thinks he is a klingon, i swear) decided it would be a great idea to train my dog in Klingon. I SHIT YOU NOT! For 6 years I yelled at my dog in klingon. Boots (the dog) has been dead for quite sometime and I still know how to say things in klingon. I had the cops called on me for it once. Then, the cops almost shot my father becasue he was DRESSED LIKE A KLINGON!!! (and he reached for his ‘disrupter’ way to quickly)

    But my real point is, in all of this is that I listened to the CD in this reveiw as well as conversational klingon and a tape on the mating habits of kling ons more time then i can count. (Which led to me being able to make the femal mating growl)

    plus Star Trek Klingon was the first game I ever beat….
    I have led a sad sad life. *weeps*

    I will stop talking though i have SOOOO many horrifying storys….

  • moe

    Awesome i didnt think this shitty ass thing is real. Its a real fake language thats so fake its actually real what the FUCK spoony?! where do u get this shit love u man-poops

  • moe

    Awesome i didnt think this shitty ass thing is real. Its a real fake language thats so fake its actually real what the FUCK spoony?! where do u get this shit love u man-poops

  • alahos

    I just hope a female Klingon never approaches me while I’m taking a dump…

  • alahos

    I just hope a female Klingon never approaches me while I’m taking a dump…

  • Danny

    God, this stuff is hilarious! Gotta love Dorn’s voice.

  • Danny

    God, this stuff is hilarious! Gotta love Dorn’s voice.

  • Jo

    Wow… This is the weirdest thing ever! I mean, who is ever actually going to USE this language?! XD

    You make this so much more funnier though!

  • Jo

    Wow… This is the weirdest thing ever! I mean, who is ever actually going to USE this language?! XD

    You make this so much more funnier though!

  • smashpiranha

    3.5 megabytes? 3.5″? Come on spoony, get your shit together

  • smashpiranha

    3.5 megabytes? 3.5″? Come on spoony, get your shit together

  • Kyle

    STOP NAPPING!!

  • Kyle

    STOP NAPPING!!

  • Mistah J

    It’s strange that I met both Leonard Nimoy and Jonathan Frakes yesterday in Orlando. Prices for autographs were through the roof, so I couldn’t get one. I totally forgot to mention Power Klingon to Frakes.

  • Mistah J

    It’s strange that I met both Leonard Nimoy and Jonathan Frakes yesterday in Orlando. Prices for autographs were through the roof, so I couldn’t get one. I totally forgot to mention Power Klingon to Frakes.

  • acidandrazors

    Your mother has a smooth cooch!!!! lol

  • acidandrazors

    Your mother has a smooth cooch!!!! lol

  • 3-KING

    lol its a good review. i still watch star trek even though its like 20 years old but im happy that a new movie is coming out i hope its gano be good.

  • 3-KING

    lol its a good review. i still watch star trek even though its like 20 years old but im happy that a new movie is coming out i hope its gano be good.

  • Bhazor

    Come on, lets see the game itself, don’t leave a dogg hanging bro.

  • Bhazor

    Come on, lets see the game itself, don’t leave a dogg hanging bro.

  • Purrvert

    Mating?
    I’m more into a Caitian :P

  • Purrvert

    Mating?
    I’m more into a Caitian :P

  • valahraun

    lol come on spoony les see the game!!!

  • valahraun

    lol come on spoony les see the game!!!

  • Blumkinsalad

    From what it says it looks to just be an audio cd that came with the game:)

  • Blumkinsalad

    From what it says it looks to just be an audio cd that came with the game:)

  • SynjoDeonecros

    …This reminds me of another made-up language for another fan subculture trying to bring “culture” into the geekdom. And the frightening thing is, they both have actual published dictionaries that have been sold. It’s really sad. Fortunately, unlike that other made-up language, I can’t find a font for Klingon.

  • SynjoDeonecros

    …This reminds me of another made-up language for another fan subculture trying to bring “culture” into the geekdom. And the frightening thing is, they both have actual published dictionaries that have been sold. It’s really sad. Fortunately, unlike that other made-up language, I can’t find a font for Klingon.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/Metalead666 Zeit [Metalead666]

    I just had to laugh at the opening song, i couldnt help it XD

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/Metalead666 Zeit [Metalead666]

    I just had to laugh at the opening song, i couldnt help it XD

  • Topher Blair

    Bookmans is the shit!

  • Topher Blair

    Bookmans is the shit!

  • Lucan

    I was wondering, “Hmm, where have I heard this language before…” then, at the mention of the Russian parliment I went “OH.” Now I feel like a douche for not having caught on after watching so many Star Trek re-runs early thursday morning on TV Land.

  • Lucan

    I was wondering, “Hmm, where have I heard this language before…” then, at the mention of the Russian parliment I went “OH.” Now I feel like a douche for not having caught on after watching so many Star Trek re-runs early thursday morning on TV Land.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/SolarisParadox Solaris Paradox

    I love how you conduct this Star Trek language seminar thing with a Star Wars poster in the background. Screw you, Trekkies! >=P

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/SolarisParadox Solaris Paradox

    I love how you conduct this Star Trek language seminar thing with a Star Wars poster in the background. Screw you, Trekkies! >=P

  • Lucan

    “My father, (A smeg off HUGE trekie he thinks he is a klingon, i swear) decided it would be a great idea to train my dog in Klingon. I SHIT YOU NOT!”

    Dear god, you poor, poor man.

  • Lucan

    “My father, (A smeg off HUGE trekie he thinks he is a klingon, i swear) decided it would be a great idea to train my dog in Klingon. I SHIT YOU NOT!”

    Dear god, you poor, poor man.

  • Lucan

    Wait wtf, only some parts of it sound like Russian… most are just gibberish… well there goes my theory.

    Also double post for double powar

  • Lucan

    Wait wtf, only some parts of it sound like Russian… most are just gibberish… well there goes my theory.

    Also double post for double powar

  • Marina

    I still don’t get it, why they didn’t use the universal translator in Star Trek 6… It would have helped greatly with the translations and they still could have repeated it themselves. The klingons wouldn’t have noticed and it would have been a lot easier…

  • Marina

    I still don’t get it, why they didn’t use the universal translator in Star Trek 6… It would have helped greatly with the translations and they still could have repeated it themselves. The klingons wouldn’t have noticed and it would have been a lot easier…

  • Sean

    See this is why I’m a Star Wars guy, it’s easier to learn Huttese than it is to learn Klingon.

    Kuman no ma reepah = Fearless and Inventive.
    Yabba ni Cho = Take them away

    those are the only phrases I can think of off the top of my head.

  • Sean

    See this is why I’m a Star Wars guy, it’s easier to learn Huttese than it is to learn Klingon.

    Kuman no ma reepah = Fearless and Inventive.
    Yabba ni Cho = Take them away

    those are the only phrases I can think of off the top of my head.

  • Tim

    That was great! (Except the Irish joke, I’m Irish, grrrrrr)

  • Tim

    That was great! (Except the Irish joke, I’m Irish, grrrrrr)

  • Felix

    lol,what a funny coincidence i shop at bookmans too
    its the shit in (three fine location throughout the valley)… lol?

  • Felix

    lol,what a funny coincidence i shop at bookmans too
    its the shit in (three fine location throughout the valley)… lol?

  • Dan

    This is hilarious… It sounds a bit like butchered Indian. Educational my ass, who are you going to speak to in Klingon? I’m amazed as to how far some people go just to make that extra bit of money.

  • Dan

    This is hilarious… It sounds a bit like butchered Indian. Educational my ass, who are you going to speak to in Klingon? I’m amazed as to how far some people go just to make that extra bit of money.

  • http://napsblog.blogspot.com/ J-Naps

    so basically im speaking klingon when i have the whooping cough

    this makes me sad to be a trek fan

    so very…very sad

  • http://napsblog.blogspot.com J-Naps

    so basically im speaking klingon when i have the whooping cough

    this makes me sad to be a trek fan

    so very…very sad

  • VGProdigy

    “Was I supposed to get a workbook or something?”

    That one got me. I had to pause the video, because I couldn’t hear anything over my own laughter.

  • VGProdigy

    “Was I supposed to get a workbook or something?”

    That one got me. I had to pause the video, because I couldn’t hear anything over my own laughter.

  • Andre Mion

    Someone on Youtube is recreating the experience of this game using links and other features for people who can’t get it to run on their PCs.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVo2kVVChU0

  • Andre Mion

    Someone on Youtube is recreating the experience of this game using links and other features for people who can’t get it to run on their PCs.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVo2kVVChU0

  • Eric Smith

    Nope. I forgot it all the moment they went onto the next word or phrase, as I’m sure a lot did. That’s insane! Who would sit there and play that shit over and over and over again!!! It’s mind-numbing, but at the same time, pretty damn hilarious! What phrases they teach them to learn! Weenies.

  • Eric Smith

    Nope. I forgot it all the moment they went onto the next word or phrase, as I’m sure a lot did. That’s insane! Who would sit there and play that shit over and over and over again!!! It’s mind-numbing, but at the same time, pretty damn hilarious! What phrases they teach them to learn! Weenies.

  • Drama_Librarian

    Haha….. “your mother has a smooth forehead”

    So… the epic ‘your mom’ joke reaches across the galaxy into Klingon territory.

    great review Spoony.

  • Drama_Librarian

    Haha….. “your mother has a smooth forehead”

    So… the epic ‘your mom’ joke reaches across the galaxy into Klingon territory.

    great review Spoony.

  • SimonTheGoalie

    I really hate these ads…but great content afterwards!

  • SimonTheGoalie

    I really hate these ads…but great content afterwards!

  • ThePotatoKing

    I’ve only ever seen one episode of The Next Generation, and I later discovered that it was the only episode in which Michael Dorn didn’t appear.
    Ah well….

  • ThePotatoKing

    I’ve only ever seen one episode of The Next Generation, and I later discovered that it was the only episode in which Michael Dorn didn’t appear.
    Ah well….

  • lhi04

    I prefer the “al bhed” from FFX. Now hate me ST fans, hate me!

  • lhi04

    I prefer the “al bhed” from FFX. Now hate me ST fans, hate me!

  • Sensiblar Erecton

    Actually, you know what language it sounds like? Akkadian.

  • Sensiblar Erecton

    Actually, you know what language it sounds like? Akkadian.

  • Wubby

    Purrr, Spoony, purrr.

    AND BY GOD IF YOU LAUGH AT ME.

  • Wubby

    Purrr, Spoony, purrr.

    AND BY GOD IF YOU LAUGH AT ME.

  • Archaix

    Michael Dorn: Proper Klingon = *incoherent Klingon speak* I am lost.

    All of us: WELL WHAT A FUCKING COINKIDINK, SO ARE WE!

  • Archaix

    Michael Dorn: Proper Klingon = *incoherent Klingon speak* I am lost.

    All of us: WELL WHAT A FUCKING COINKIDINK, SO ARE WE!

  • invisiblecrane

    Spoony learning Klingon…awesome

  • Kirzan

    Actually if a woman came to me and did “Harrrrrhrhhrh… HARrrrrhrhrhh…” I would probably think she wants some poontang given the right attire.

    Nonetheless, I knew the love/sexual words/sounds part would be hilarious. God… the worst part is I know people actually used that one CD for fan fairs or other Trekkie meetings.

  • Kirzan

    Actually if a woman came to me and did “Harrrrrhrhhrh… HARrrrrhrhrhh…” I would probably think she wants some poontang given the right attire.

    Nonetheless, I knew the love/sexual words/sounds part would be hilarious. God… the worst part is I know people actually used that one CD for fan fairs or other Trekkie meetings.

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  • mckaysproductions

    Why do people bother learning this fully? lol
    Awk well i better prepare for that exam

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Audrey-Tarpley/100000564550290 Audrey Tarpley

    I remember one of the greatest Frazier episodes was at his son's barmitzvah. He had upset his son and to make it up to him, he gave his speech in Klingon ^_^

    And yeah….that sounds like a stupidly hard language to spell, let alone speak. jlyajbe

  • The_Hyphenator

    I seriously question the sanity of any fan so ridiculous they learn one of their series' fictional languages. I mean, not that it isn't fun to learn to say “shit” in fifteen languages, but still…

  • spoonz0r

    Only thing I paid attention too, regarding Star Trek is the movie. Zachary Quinto, oh yes! Don't think I'd EVER be able to listen to that though, it has no structure; Unlike other 'teaching' cassettes'? :P
    Could pick better ones up from the best auction sites.

  • http://www.google.com/profiles/juvenileinternetbrat poo

    Puzzled that you wrote “Go! Mate with your targ!” instead of “Go mate with your targ!” I've never thought of the “Go” part as an exclamation in itself. You know, like “Go do your homework!” means “Go and do it” to me and not “Go! And do it!” . . . Aaanyway, the guy reading the insults in English sounded like that gay voice from the Simpsons. Just takes all the bit out of the insult. Couldn't stop laughing.

  • http://www.google.com/profiles/114319313498601954245 Kaltzor

    The eyyyaaagggh sound at 04:53… the most overused sound ever, seriously… you hear that more than in one place.

    Most of those toasts sound more like death threats.

    The curse warfare, since the language is so complicated you might just win by going “blargh blargh blargh.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/nillyh Nilly Hawkins

    I wanna have a Klingon battle rap…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Thomas-Starrs/100000167916765 Thomas Starrs

    wow the ERYGRAHHHHHHH sound is from alot off games the most common would be starcraft
    the acadamy when you click on it it makes that sound

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/L6PLQIPGHBBBK4XCNEJIALKY7U Katie

    I remember these FMV shitstorms!
    This is before the times of MPEG-2 Video Compression.

  • http://www.facebook.com/totem91 Petros Pountidis

    My favorite thing is the Star Wars poster edging in frame…
    LoL
    Trekkies are such nerds! Long live the Jedi order!
    :P

  • http://twitter.com/NDrakkon Adam Brocklehurst

    I like the bit where Michael Dorn mentions the technical knowledge needed to use a phaser or something along those lines in regards to the technical skill of speaking the language. The phaser has got to be the easiest sci-fi gun to fire, it's point and click!

    I laughed so much during this video, great stuff.

  • http://en-gb.facebook.com/people/Vincent-Beers/1082190047 Vincent Beers

    I can't believe I watched all of that. It's just hilarious.

  • http://twitter.com/Jake_Orton josh adams

    No young sir, LONG LIVE THE SITH!

  • http://twitter.com/Jake_Orton josh adams

    No young sir, LONG LIVE THE SITH!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MVM3HUBWDUQ6PSN57GJH2SHECA jack

    God this review particularly sucks. We’re just going to watch this idiot respond to the CD the whole time?

  • http://twitter.com/MrNamefag Ashely Lutz

    This was amazing.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Artemij-Andreev/1809189414 Артемий Андреев


    Well thank you for pointless insult towards Russians. It was that necessary.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Djordje-Cerovic/1258520062 Djordje Cerovic

    Oh, come on, get over it. It was supposed to be humorous, not insulting.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Djordje-Cerovic/1258520062 Djordje Cerovic

    Oh, come on, get over it. It was supposed to be humorous, not insulting.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YEV77SPXANSAIXAWL7DYZOMR74 Chrissy

    Actually, someone on youtube used annotaions to make the game playable. Just look up Star Trek Klingon on youtube. It’s actually a lot of fun.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shane-Stephenson/1381510872 Shane Stephenson

    In the new Star Trek, Uhura is fluent in Klingon…

    In fact, whatever your opinion of the new Star Trek, it would make no sense for Uhura not to at least be able to converse in Klingon, since she’s the communications officer and they dealt with Klingons all the freaking time. I know they had a universal translator but you’d think the communications officer would have to have some knowledge of languages that she may have to deal with in case the translator breaks. You know, so they don’t accidentally cause an interstellar war or something by saying the wrong word.

    I’m gonna stop before this becomes a rant on how stupid Trek V is.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shane-Stephenson/1381510872 Shane Stephenson

    In the new Star Trek, Uhura is fluent in Klingon…

    In fact, whatever your opinion of the new Star Trek, it would make no sense for Uhura not to at least be able to converse in Klingon, since she’s the communications officer and they dealt with Klingons all the freaking time. I know they had a universal translator but you’d think the communications officer would have to have some knowledge of languages that she may have to deal with in case the translator breaks. You know, so they don’t accidentally cause an interstellar war or something by saying the wrong word.

    I’m gonna stop before this becomes a rant on how stupid Trek V is.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shane-Stephenson/1381510872 Shane Stephenson

    In the new Star Trek, Uhura is fluent in Klingon…

    In fact, whatever your opinion of the new Star Trek, it would make no sense for Uhura not to at least be able to converse in Klingon, since she’s the communications officer and they dealt with Klingons all the freaking time. I know they had a universal translator but you’d think the communications officer would have to have some knowledge of languages that she may have to deal with in case the translator breaks. You know, so they don’t accidentally cause an interstellar war or something by saying the wrong word.

    I’m gonna stop before this becomes a rant on how stupid Trek V is.

  • Anonymous

    I need to study this and pick up chicks at conventions.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XBQPQFBZL5ZNXTFEFQVI54D3C4 Taurni Raptor

    SPOONY! DAMN YOU FOR MAKING ME WATCH THIS TO SAY I HAVE SEEN ALL YOUR STUFF! Hab SoSll’ Quch!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XBQPQFBZL5ZNXTFEFQVI54D3C4 Taurni Raptor

    SPOONY! DAMN YOU FOR MAKING ME WATCH THIS TO SAY I HAVE SEEN ALL YOUR STUFF! Hab SoSll’ Quch!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XBQPQFBZL5ZNXTFEFQVI54D3C4 Taurni Raptor

    SPOONY! DAMN YOU FOR MAKING ME WATCH THIS TO SAY I HAVE SEEN ALL YOUR STUFF! Hab SoSll’ Quch!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rob-Jennings/1302407658 Rob Jennings

    Pretty wild stuff! It’s true what Spoony said about those CD games that used video. Most of them were horribly bad! The only one that I played that was really polished was “Gabriel Knight 2: The Beast Within” from Sierra. Really, really well-produced game.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sarah-Drake/100000528435147 Sarah Drake

    i remember having a teacher during a pep rally sing in klingon… it was actually very moving and scary all at the same time :D

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000065433429 Sam Pagano

      That is a truly awesome teacher

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sarah-Drake/100000528435147 Sarah Drake

    i remember having a teacher during a pep rally sing in klingon… it was actually very moving and scary all at the same time :D

  • Anonymous

    That was painful to sit through

  • Anonymous

    That was painful to sit through

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000604971554 Connor Jordan

    Well Targs are like Klingon dogs, so the guy is telling you to go fuck your dog. Man, Klingon’s are brutal.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/George-Rosenbaum/100001387887487 George Rosenbaum

    So, Klingons have all of the virtues of an Internet troll?

    Maybe we can learn to love Klingons. Or to hate trolls.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/briandavis1313 Brian Davis

    I gather from this that Klingon society is pretty stupid. Also, the writes from Voyager must have had a hand in the script for this. An interesting this that Michael Dorn is actually a horrible actor…the overacting and irrational anger of Klingons covered up his flaws.
    It’s fun to watch this Noah, because it lets us see more of your hilarious personality! Great job!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ramon-Cruz/560736565 Ramon Cruz

    Crap, I don’t think I can remember all this over the weekend! Gotta study!

  • http://twitter.com/Naterkix Nathan Stapleton

    “Your mother’s forehead is smooth!”
    Oh no he di’n’t!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nikki-Mabui/1838102426 Nikki Mabui

    Clit Klingon? Can see were your mind is most of the time! ^_~

  • reignfire77

    is it me or did it sound like they were talking backwards? and when can we look forward to spooning with spoontok?

  • Erin Why

    Holy crap, the romance part made me lol.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Richard-Casellas/838455062 Richard Casellas

    Dorn commands RESPECT!
    You looked for a minute there like you were questioning existence! This was very funny and well worth doingbuy ngop!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Georg-Veramme/719603017 Georg Veramme

    I would tap a klingon…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Georg-Veramme/719603017 Georg Veramme

    I would tap a klingon…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mayra-Dantas-Bueno/716900458 Mayra Dantas Bueno

    Thanks Spoony! Now I know where I’ll be spending my summer vacation.

  • Anonymous

    The only Star Trek games with FMV I really enjoyed was Starfleet Academy and Klingon Academy.

    Of the two, Klingon was the best, cause you got to see Christopher Plummer playing his General Chang role from The Undiscovered Country, then you got to fight out in space. Not to mention there wasn’t too much FMV. And in Skirmish type mode, you could choose from other races to use.

    Starfleet Academy you played as a Starfleet Cadet working his way to be captain and doing training simulations and trying to get to know his crew. It did have Sulu, Chekov, and Kirk in the videos at times, but the only good part was flying the ships (which still wasn’t as good as Klingon Academy). There were more FMV’s than Klingon Academy too.
     
    Klingon Academy did come out after Starfleet, but the main difference is, the ships in Starfleet all felt like fighters, the ships in Klingon actually moved like giant ships in space.

  • Ineedballs

    Funny how you did this but, when you said in the description that you were “Preparing for the FMV adventure known as Star Trek Klingon” and yet, year later, you STILL never did it.

    • Xandermorph

      I’m sure old Spoon would love to have covered the rest of the game if he could, but he just couldn’t get the game to work well enough to gather footage. It’s just too old and shitty to run anymore. If you watch his Johnny Mnemonic review, he shows a really brief clip from Power Klingon’s actual FMV discs, which he said was the most he’s ever been able to get off it.

      Seriously, Windows 3.1 was a colossal piece of goat dung that just ran as a sort of half-baked DOS addon… leech is more accurate though.

  • David Hunziker

    CLIT KLINGON!

  • Jessica U. Ingmann

    Advice Klingon say:
    DROP GREASY TONGUE-BALLS

    SET FIRE ON THE SIDE WHEN THERE IS DANGER

  • http://profiles.google.com/likalaruku Allaiyah Weyn

    Anyone else imagine Spoony running for his life from a burly lovestruck Clingon Woman?

  • http://www.facebook.com/matthew.steele.315 Matthew Steele

    Ritualized insult competition.

    Yes.

    Football is the best analogy here, rather than “The Dozens.”

    Clearly it would be football.

  • http://twitter.com/Jesseraygarza Jesse Garza

    Hanging out with Spoony! :D

  • http://twitter.com/Jesseraygarza Jesse Garza

    Sounds like Worf as the narrator.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000523669441 Jiří Neasi

      That’s because it is him.

  • catwoman23333

    I love how Uhura is in her 60’s and she STILL hasn’t learned Klingon. Lol. So fucking hilarious!

  • Weedburner

    Is there a tool which teaches you to look,act and speak like a Human? I know People who could need that :=)

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