Spoony stumbles upon the darkest secret of the BLAGHO…
they were aiming for the lowest fun game to play
no reward just a guy flipping you
Not the black hole!
Hilarious. Good job to who shall be called “Slayer of Pumpkinhead” for finding this too. Heaven will await him with golden robes for his heroic deed in murdering such a foul game.
The Gate Keeper snarked.
Raise your hand if you want to see Spoony get a red ring. C’mon, you know he’d be an awesome Rage Lantern…;)
Plus, he’s had to live with poor health for so long, puking up blood wouldn’t even phase him!
The Gatecleaner is a part of the Sinestro Corps?
Well, it makes sense I suppose.
Nice use of the SCSA music at the end.
Oh God. Lets see how this goes :)
I gotta be honest… when you said “bad ending” I got chills. I was expecting something horrifying that would keep me from sleeping tonight. But… um… the finger…. double finger no less… yeah… wtf.
Jesus fucking christ, that fuckin costume gets me every fuckin time
No wonder it’s called a “Bad” ending.
That was just plain pathetic.
Aww man, Spoony, you need to get all Fuschia Lantern on us. Who wouldn’t want to see the spoony bum in one of the Star Saphire outfits? Aside from everyone, I mean.
I’m actually content with the idea of never seeing the spoony bum again.
I had to Google Images “Star Sapphire” to see what you meant. Thank you for that mental image.
im liking the idea of the Spoony Bum as a Red Lantern. I’m sure it wouldn’t be the first time he vomited blood.
Yeah…that’s basically a message to people who bought this game by the developers themselves, “Fuck you we have your money, enjoy your shitty game”
That’s what you get for putting us through all that BIJ motherfucker.
Now the game both figuratively AND literally given us the bird!
Wow! Uh, the bad ending is more entertaining than the good ending, or the entire game for that matter.
Somebody needs to be shot!
Stone Cold Steve Pumpkinhead :D
PUMPKINHEAD 3:16 SAYS I JUST WHIPPED YOUR ASS!
You know, Spoony, I could’ve died a happy lady if I’d never seen that.
But I’d not be complete. :)
If want to see SCSA return at the Royal Rumble and break John Cena’s jaw with the stunner give me a hell yeah!
At least something interesting would happen in the WWE.
Damn, that game music is so bland and soulless. It makes the little Jesus cry.
The music is originally from the game Marathon. I don’t know, i kind of like it, it gives the mood for being alone in an alien infested colony ship.
But not for completing a videogame, espeically one that has taken your dignity, intelligenc and sanity.
Man, this game’s just one giant kick in the nuts after another, isn’t it? Just when you think you’re done, it finds a whole new way to suck!
Somehow I prefer the original ending, a funny dance and some catchy music. This ending really enforces the idea that the developers were just thinking “Fuck you, you bothered to get to the end and managed to get the bonus ending? Fuck you some more”
Did i just get flipped off by a Pumpkinhead?!
So thats where he went after FF X…. bad luck spoony
You know, I’m glad mine wasn’t the only mind who went to Stone Cold when I saw that.
I’m sitting here, confused, as I ponder which of the two endings is the more mindblowingly confusing of the two. Dancing Pumpkinhead is just off the wall crazy, yet Double Birdflipping Pumpkinhead just comes off as both rude and straight out of left field.
I guess it’s true, the only way to win the game is never to play it. It’s the only way not to be confused.
That truly sums up this game.
The developers of this game were dicks, both endings are a kick in the nuts if you managed to slog through that abortion of a game. Night Trap may have been awesomely terrible, but at least it gave you a chance to trap Dana Plato as a reward. In Double Switch you got to electrocute Corey Haim……this is just an insult.
I’m surprised that there was an alternate ending. Also, just a little nit pick from a GL fan again, but you’re wearing the Sinestro Corps ring upside down. Does this mean the Gate Cleaner’s punishment for Spoony not reviewing all of the board game has been enacted or are we to assume that this was just a quick thing that you happened to throw together and that we’ll see the Gate Cleaner’s real punishment later on with Chuckles and Pumpkinhead?
I take it that it’s perfectly natural to laugh like a maniac alongside Spoony’s Dungeonmaster laughing like a maniac whilst holding up two middle fingers.
Because I certainly laughed like a maniac.
And how ominous…. January 13
How can such a pretentious game have friggin’ OUTAKES as ending Oo ?
Why would an extraplanar creature even know or care what flipping the bird means? Doesn’t he have something more interesting to taunt and intimidate us with?
THANKS FOR BEING CREATIVELY BANKRUPT, DEVELOPERS.
Oh wow, you’ve been doing a lot of videos lately… Awesome :D
Loved the Steve Austin music at the end! AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE PUMPKIN HEAD SAYS SO!!!
Wow, Pumpkinhead, that was entirely necessary.
For just a moment, you made me shiver in fear, Spoony. However unlikely or unknown, the terrifying possibility of a sequel or expansion to Pumpkinhead glowered before me like a rotten jack o’ lantern, and I felt the world was utterly forsaken by joy and mercy.
The alternate ending was comforting, by comparison. Now at least we know that the developers of the game weren’t just metaphorically flipping off everyone who struggled to attempt it, their feelings were nicely expressed in a most unequivocal form.
I love the whole waste of time (as the joke, it’s of course not really a waste of time) this was. 2 minutes of the ol’ blagol’ just for a drive-by slap to the face, damn, I love that dirty Skronking fiend!
And you know you’re a wrestling fan when you can tell exactly what breaking glass sounds like Specifically for Austin’s Theme. The guitar didn’t even need to kick in, I was laughing at the moment of that specific glass-shattering.
…I just marked out for pumpkin head. …WHAT?! (normally I loathe “what”, but this is the Blagho, it’s supposed to be painful, so I think it’s necessary)
I got to give you credit man, you are nothing if not thorough with your reviews.
That was funny as hell. That is all I can say. LOL
LOL! <3 I love your game rants no matter what length <3
spoony: “you put me through all of that just so pumpkinhead could show me the finger?”
gatekeeper: *shows finger*
This must be a figment of Spoony’s imagination as Linkara works on finding him, wherever Spoony may be.
Stone Cold Pumpkin Head!
lol I can’t decide which is funnier, Pumpkinhead flipping us off or the gatekeeping flipping Spoony off.
Man what a way to spend time in the BLAGHO
Lol hilarious… mmnt has WAY TO MUCH TIME on his hands…. You mean he actually fought this boss OVER AND OVER just to see what would happen if you could somehow kill the boss? WAY TO MUCH SPARE TIME. I watched his walkthroughs of the game after you “premiered” it…. I consider THAT “too much spare time” myself… He probably died like 500 times then went like “WOW, this boss is actually killable with the old fashion way!”
Wish this video was longer, but I guess there wasn’t anything else to show, was there? Maybe you could have shown the fight footage though? :( Cus now you KNOW we have to go dig it up from him because we HAVE to see it, lol. But ya, to anyone that hasn’t seen mmnt’s video walkthrough of the entire game, you should watch it. He explains a lot more about one of the most bizarre games you’ll ever come across. He has a whole set of videos from start to end over the whole game.
No More Pumpkin Head 3:16 !!!
Was just about to say; you yourself played that game *AGAIN* just for the crappier secret ending?
…..We said fuck you to the game. Its only appropriate it says it back to us.
Well, it’s just good manners
Sadly Pumpkinhead would make a better main eventer then John Cena.
PUMKINHEAD 3:16 SAYS I JUST WHOOPED YOUR ASS!
Get a hair cut hippie like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWnao-Y41IQ
Oh my god… WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT!!!
I really think Spoony should carry out his threat from the orginal video. Hell I’ll be right there with you man.
Really? I was expecting Spoony to punch the guy out and take his ring. ‘You can even inspire Fear right! Gimme that!’
sooo….he just gives you the finger?…huh,ya know i’d try and be clever about that but,nothings coming.
Will Spoony ever be free of this game?
Best. Ending. Ever.
Say Spoony, where did you get that “Gate Kleaner” robe from?
That would make a great costume for various events.
*Good ole JR mode active*
STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY!
I wanna know what happens when “the Blaghole” gets news of the plans for Final Fantasy XIII-2 (!) Spoony would get so enraged he’d bring himself back to earth! (Yes, Final Fantsy XIII-2 is actually happening.)
If you consider the registration of a domain name as a proper confirmation, then yes, ffxiii-2 “is” happening.
Oh common. You know Square. You know Japa and all the moron FF fanboys of the earth. It’s happening.
NO! NO! NO!
Damn it, Square! You used to be awesome! What happened!? Why do you insist on sucking so much!
To quote Luke from “Empire strikes back”
Luke : No…it’s not true! That’s impossible!
Vader : Search your feelings, you KNOW it to be true!
Vader pulls out a PS3 game box….to Lukes utter horror, it’s quite clearly labled “Final Fantasy XIII-2″
Luke : (agonised) NOOOOOOOOOOO! Nooooooooooooo!
Vader : Luke, you will play this game and turn to the darkside! I have forseen it! With your hatred of Final Fantasy’s deterioation, we’ll beable to destroy the emporer….Play this game, it is the only way.
Vader offers his hand. Luke looks at it, to Vader, then to the game, then Luke throws himself off the outcrop and falls out of sight.
*Looks at the screenshot of the video*
… Fuck that shit, I’m not watching this. Go fuck yourself Noah and go get checked at the asylum while we’re at it. That face sums up better than words your mental health.
That was freaking epicly funny Oh Spoontastic one. Though I thought he gave the yellow ring to the creepy child molesting look alike clown thing?
*dies* Fantastic. But damn it, I finally had that Pumpkinhead music out of my head until this. Now it’s trapped in my brain again. Not cool man, lol.
There was an alternate ending? Seriously? The person who discovered this is one of the most determined and perseverant gamers of all time. Mmntw26, I salute you.
Most insane too :D
Here’s hoping THAT is the last we’ll see of Pumpkinhead’s Revenge, but I can’t help feeling that somehow, that’s not gonna happen.
Might have something to do with stumbling on a NEW copy of the film in a store…
Wicked that was so hilarious Spoony, when will you be reviewing Pumpkinhead Ashes to ashes & Pumpkinhead Blood feud?
The stinger at the end made me lol.
There’s a female Gate Keeper, played by Kaylyn “Marzgurl” Dickinson.
I bet you didn’t know that.
This game really is the most evil thing ever. People do need to get STABBED IN THE BRAIN over this. Spoony, keep your stabbing hand strong.
Nah, he needs to set upon them with a Morgul Blade from Lord of the Rings. Then when they turn into wraiths, set them on fire as wraiths fear fire.
No, no, no, no! Stab them with Gunblades!
The funny part is that Spoony actually said, in his commentary for “LordKaT and Spoony Play Pumpkinhead” that this sort of BS ending (the dancing one) was the developers “giving the player the finger” for actually beating this impossible game.
And then, you find this. The developers ACTUALLY ARE giving the finger to you.
As always, Spoony’s mental health and the one of his senile dragon is so fragile that it cannot any sort of criticism.
Noah Antwiler the coward.
Mike Matei is actually entertaining.
You probably will be blocked because calling someone a “fucking asshole” is not criticism. It’s an insult.
Who cares if its not criticism?… The result is the same one way or another. If you don’t acknowledge Noah as perfect, then his day will immediately turn bad.
Spoony doesn’t take criticism anyway. He thinks he and the people of TGWTG are perfect. I disagree about Mike. He’s just a orwellian editor who tries to leech James popularity.
seriously the more i see of the game the more i think stan winston must be spinning in his grave
Has Spoony escaped the darkest of the BLAGHO?
Is this last time our hero will have to play the most confusing game ever?
Will the Gate Cleaner finally get Spoony to finish reviewing the Nightmare board game expansions?
For the answers to these and other exciting questions, tune in next week – same Spoon-time, same Spoon-channel.
Ah but Spoony, a true leader must be tested.You too must experience Bij!
Pumpkinhead 3:16 says:…You just waste your time playing this game…..Asshole!!!! XD
Spoony makes Encyclopedia Dramatica look good and funny.
I didn’t think that was possible… *epic facepalm*
Obvious Troll is Obvious.
You fool. Memes will only make him stronger.
Okay, so in review, we’ve seen the Black Lantern ring for a while now, Green Lantern ring in the Dungeonmaster review, and now the Yellow Lantern (a.k.a. Sinestro Corps) ring in this review… Once we’ve seen all of them, I’ll bet he’s going to do some sort of Captain Planet thing… “By your powers combined, I am Spoony Prime!”
Seriously though what about the ring that was given to the Clown in the end of the review to one of the Ultima games I was certain that was a Yellow ring to. Though maybe it was the Orange ring. We are missing the Red ring, the lavender ring, the blue ring, the white ring, and the sapphire ring. Perhaps the Spoontastic one’s Brightest day is coming since he is suffering his Darkest Night?
Maybe he’s collecting them to try to raise Captain Spoonyplanet!
Ironic that the ending where Pumpkinhead dances is more offensive than this.
The “blagoe” line has seen better days.
Wow, that ending was better than the “good” ending, sad as that is.
Goddamit I jumped like shit when you jump cut to pumpkin head, banged my arm on the bottom of the table and spilt beer all on my keyboard. FUCK YOU PUMKINHEAD
Beer? Yeah right…
Funny thing, I was expecting a preview for the next new review! Oh well! Thanks for this and see you after MAGFest!
By the way, I checked out The Green Hornet, and I thought it was a lot of fun. I was wondering if you might get a chance to see it and review it. Brad “Cinema Snob” reviewed saying he didn’t like it but says that Christoph Waltz’s performance is the best!
Dude, this has got to be the worst game ever. Even the creators hated making it, putting shitty endings like this one and the other where he dances.
Well, now you know what the developers of this game really thought of you.
mmntw26 is some kind of unholy Pumpkinhead playing machine.
people have way to much fucking time on their hands lol
Another great vid, thank you.
As i’m trying to work on my review, i’m finding out how difficult it is to actually do, especially to do well. Spoony does this very well as i’m discovering, watching both his early and later stuff FFX being the latest. As i’m starting to write a script to my own review i find out that some moron comes on this site to verbally attack spoony and his work. Calling him a sell out amongst other things. I find this appaling, comparing his early work with his later stuff, the only thing that i see is that spoony has more resources to do his reviews. His reviews are quite accurate and rarely missing any thing and on the occasions he does the stuff that he misses are irrelevant. Who ever you are, please PISS OFF and leave the rest of us to enjoy these excellent reviews in peace. If ya still not happy, go on youtube and do ya own reviews and see how well you do. Not once has his range of style ever truly actually detracted from his reviews and actually strengthens his point of view. You sir are a varity of things which i wont mention here, quite frankily these good people have better things to do than listen to either of us rant. Keep up the good work
I guess this has already been said but…
STONECOLD STONECOLD STONECOLD!!!!
Sooo……Pumpkinhead’s soul awaits my return to the Netherworld?
Fuck that shit. If he’s in the Netherworld, he’s Laharl’s problem now.
No, he becomes Doom Guy’s problem.
I so want to go to the “Blagho”… Worm!
Was this your punishment for not reviewing all those games in one year?
The Gatekeeper is in the Sinestro Corps…does not compute.
yeah… that was sort of my reaction…
I would so love to see the Gate Cleaner, Black Lantern Spoony, Devil Sage, Ask That Guy, Dr Insano and Angry Joe dancing to the “Nightmare/Atmosfear” music “Thrill me”
IF you havent seen it, go to youtube and type in “Atmosfear – Thrill me” and see for yourself.
Man, Baron Samedi sure can rap.
Out of all the Nightmare games, my personal favourite is the second one. Baron Samedi is quite a character!
ROFL nice one stone cold at the end love it.
Pumpkinhead Stunner! Pumpkinhead Stunner! Pumpkinhead Stunner! BAWH GAWD! BAWH GAWD! BAWH GAWD! SPOONY IS BROKEN IN HALF!!! AS GOD IS MY WITNESS! HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!
and is that a yellow lantern ring on The Gate Cleaner’s hand?
How did he get into the Sinestro Core?
Well, it’s natural. He keeps jumping out of nowhere to startle people.
Granted, he’s not very good at it.
so pumken head waits for you in hell, not for a remach or to sware your head off but just to give you the middle finger? you think for a monster who is nearly invicable and from the fucking devil wouldent want to flip you off but rather just rip your head off. I MEAN COME ON!
That actually should be the entire game, just getting the finger.
just noticed the yellow ring
Wow , Pumpkinhead is kinda a douchebag
Why can’t I see this? All I see is the quicktime logo with a question mark, and my qucktime is updated.
Spoony, I love how you say “black hole.” It just cracks me up.
PumpkinHead 3:16 says I just possessed your ass!
lol, that “Black Hole” thing has stuck on my mind lol, every time i hear it it haunts me!
Am I the only one who thinks that the game music is kinda…good?
Hahahahaha! That is to funny! XD
A YELOW ring in the BLAG hole…
This file is exactly 2.0 gigs, ehm, what the fuck?
Can we get a pumpkinhead series reboot which tries to keep this game’s mythology intact while still trying to be different? Michael Bay? Rob Zombie? Someone?