Terror T.R.A.X. – Track of the Vampire

The Spoony One | Jul 17 2007 | more notation(s) | 

Sharpen your stakes and gird your loins, because I’m about to load my CD player again and bust the nefarious forces of the undead in this: an audio choose-your-own-adventure known as Terror T.R.A.X.!

  • Ryan Lane

    u know Mountain Dew lowers your sperm count

    u probably shouldnt worry about that

  • Ryan Lane

    u know Mountain Dew lowers your sperm count

    u probably shouldnt worry about that

  • Chutley

    Nice job dude. I enjoy watching these

  • Chutley

    Nice job dude. I enjoy watching these

  • http://ultimate-gamer.org/ Graylord

    Hah, about that remote you “misplaced” you were showing it off in your hand the whole time.
    Forgot to misplace it?

  • http://ultimate-gamer.org Graylord

    Hah, about that remote you “misplaced” you were showing it off in your hand the whole time.
    Forgot to misplace it?

  • Saucypants

    I can’t believe after 15 years people still believe that stupid urban myth of Mountain dew lowering your sperm count. Good god would mountain dew please have a scientist make a news conference and end rumor once and for all

  • Saucypants

    I can’t believe after 15 years people still believe that stupid urban myth of Mountain dew lowering your sperm count. Good god would mountain dew please have a scientist make a news conference and end rumor once and for all

  • Jake

    Funny, cheeseier then an 80s slasher, but funny.

  • Jake

    Funny, cheeseier then an 80s slasher, but funny.

  • Jzn

    Luckily that chair is comfortable otherwise you probably wouldn’t stay listening to that very long.

  • Jzn

    Luckily that chair is comfortable otherwise you probably wouldn’t stay listening to that very long.

  • dimitri

    i finally got blip to work for me yay!! your the best spoony

  • dimitri

    i finally got blip to work for me yay!! your the best spoony

  • Bruce

    Another funny video. I’ve been watching and re-watching your work for awhile and finally decided to leave a comment.

  • Bruce

    Another funny video. I’ve been watching and re-watching your work for awhile and finally decided to leave a comment.

  • Dude

    hehe… Dr. Hemo?
    More like Dr. Emo!

  • Dude

    hehe… Dr. Hemo?
    More like Dr. Emo!

  • HardcoreJoe

    Yeah this one was good. i liked the story a lot better than the werewolf one. funny stuff.

  • HardcoreJoe

    Yeah this one was good. i liked the story a lot better than the werewolf one. funny stuff.

  • Hardcorejoe

    Dr. Hemo?
    More like Dr. Homo!

  • Hardcorejoe

    Dr. Hemo?
    More like Dr. Homo!

  • gayassjoe(SUCKS FOR A LIVING)

    joe you like it up the ass.

  • gayassjoe(SUCKS FOR A LIVING)

    joe you like it up the ass.

  • http://www.kitaru.de/ 2nd Face

    Really funny video Spoony. Maybe the best besides FF8

    And I finally found out from where
    “THUD-The audience ist now deaf” is. From the Tiny Toons movie :)

  • http://www.kitaru.de 2nd Face

    Really funny video Spoony. Maybe the best besides FF8

    And I finally found out from where
    “THUD-The audience ist now deaf” is. From the Tiny Toons movie :)

  • Rain

    Was that a Duke Nukem reference? Oh HELL yes.

  • Rain

    Was that a Duke Nukem reference? Oh HELL yes.

  • FaustSnake

    What the fuck?

    They got Solid Snake in TRAX?

  • FaustSnake

    What the fuck?

    They got Solid Snake in TRAX?

  • Waype

    lol thud. love tiny toons and animaniacs, and all of those warner cartoons
    I laugh so hard with that one xD

  • Waype

    lol thud. love tiny toons and animaniacs, and all of those warner cartoons
    I laugh so hard with that one xD

  • Matt

    Cool, they got Duke Nukem to be in the tracks

  • Matt

    Cool, they got Duke Nukem to be in the tracks

  • Mitchell

    You should post a choice tree for these adventures.

  • Mitchell

    You should post a choice tree for these adventures.

  • Michael “Big Lad” Callaghan

    You FOO!!! SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD!

  • Michael “Big Lad” Callaghan

    You FOO!!! SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD!

  • http://dukeofdorks.blogspot.com/ johnnyfog

    there must be correlation between liking Angel and still living in your parent’s place…because here I am

  • http://dukeofdorks.blogspot.com/ johnnyfog

    there must be correlation between liking Angel and still living in your parent’s place…because here I am

  • RoTor

    Absolutely fantastic, but I want to know what that whole night dating tangent was about! and there were like 20 tracks skipped by that thing… However, this was the best spoony episode I’ve seen yet and I am about to watch the second part. I’m loving the commentary, bot the pop-ups and the verbal stuff.

    Keep up the good work, spoony.

  • RoTor

    Absolutely fantastic, but I want to know what that whole night dating tangent was about! and there were like 20 tracks skipped by that thing… However, this was the best spoony episode I’ve seen yet and I am about to watch the second part. I’m loving the commentary, bot the pop-ups and the verbal stuff.

    Keep up the good work, spoony.

  • ihQprinsessa

    Trace, Research, Analyze, Exterminate = TRAE? :P

  • ihQprinsessa

    Trace, Research, Analyze, Exterminate = TRAE? :P

  • Amayirot Akago

    Hey man, loved the review. You gonna cover the Terror TRAX FMV game sometime as well? I’d love to see that :)

  • Amayirot Akago

    Hey man, loved the review. You gonna cover the Terror TRAX FMV game sometime as well? I’d love to see that :)

  • Ryan

    Holy cow Lone Wolf and Grey Star references!

  • Ryan

    Holy cow Lone Wolf and Grey Star references!

  • Tyler

    i has the same chair 0_0

  • Tyler

    i has the same chair 0_0

  • http://orinbishop.blogspot.com/ Orin

    “I’m going to Hawaii!” XD

  • http://orinbishop.blogspot.com Orin

    “I’m going to Hawaii!” XD

  • wes

    well holy shit, this game (I cant beleive that i called it that) failed

  • wes

    well holy shit, this game (I cant beleive that i called it that) failed

  • Chibito

    The lung patient was hilarious, and the accents overall are so bad they’re awesome

  • Chibito

    The lung patient was hilarious, and the accents overall are so bad they’re awesome

  • Nick

    No not TRAE, it is TRAX
    so i guess it goes Trace,Research,Analyze,eXterminate

  • Nick

    No not TRAE, it is TRAX
    so i guess it goes Trace,Research,Analyze,eXterminate

  • Daft Raider

    No, not Nemesis! But he shouldn’t be calling out S.T.A.R.S!!!

    In this case it should be… L.U.N.G.S!!!

    Largely Unscary Ninties Game Sucks

  • Daft Raider

    No, not Nemesis! But he shouldn’t be calling out S.T.A.R.S!!!

    In this case it should be… L.U.N.G.S!!!

    Largely Unscary Ninties Game Sucks

  • GrandMarshal

    Spoony ur my new idol!!!

  • GrandMarshal

    Spoony ur my new idol!!!

  • http://loki424.wordpress.com/ Lowcifur

    Three things:

    1) Burton’s body looks like a small Tardis.
    2) Spoony’s heart condition: he just cares too much.
    3) STOP NAPPING!!!

  • http://loki424.wordpress.com Lowcifur

    Three things:

    1) Burton’s body looks like a small Tardis.
    2) Spoony’s heart condition: he just cares too much.
    3) STOP NAPPING!!!

  • Master Seijin

    This guy isn’t Snake, he’s fuckin’ Rorshcach! lolz

    “Rorschach’s journal, October 13 1993. Find self alive again and working for monster police agency called T.R.A.X. Checking peoples mouths for fangs, investigating werewolves, zombies, and other bullshit, while in the real world, the REAl monsters are free to walk about the streets, doing as they please. Beurocrats, cockroaches, and whores tormenting and victemising innocent children, while I’m stuck here arresting a potential “vampire”. In the end though, when the cockroaches and whores look up to the sky and begg me to save them from Frankenstein, I’ll whisper…”No.”

  • Master Seijin

    This guy isn’t Snake, he’s fuckin’ Rorshcach! lolz

    “Rorschach’s journal, October 13 1993. Find self alive again and working for monster police agency called T.R.A.X. Checking peoples mouths for fangs, investigating werewolves, zombies, and other bullshit, while in the real world, the REAl monsters are free to walk about the streets, doing as they please. Beurocrats, cockroaches, and whores tormenting and victemising innocent children, while I’m stuck here arresting a potential “vampire”. In the end though, when the cockroaches and whores look up to the sky and begg me to save them from Frankenstein, I’ll whisper…”No.”

  • Elihn

    I can’t believe how you could stand this annoying ‘game’.
    My chair couldn’t be comfortable enough to sit and listen to that crap.
    And what’s with the voice of the main character? Sounds like his throat is constantly sore.

  • Elihn

    I can’t believe how you could stand this annoying ‘game’.
    My chair couldn’t be comfortable enough to sit and listen to that crap.
    And what’s with the voice of the main character? Sounds like his throat is constantly sore.

  • Henry

    STAAAAAAAAARS!…

  • Henry

    STAAAAAAAAARS!…

  • JimmFreak

    Hey – that 1-800-LAT-DATE number actually does send you to a phonesex line

  • JimmFreak

    Hey – that 1-800-LAT-DATE number actually does send you to a phonesex line

  • Commissar

    Is it just me or is the vampire monster thing saying “Give me my milkshake. You have my Milk…Shake!” at around 23:11?

  • Commissar

    Is it just me or is the vampire monster thing saying “Give me my milkshake. You have my Milk…Shake!” at around 23:11?

  • Locust

    I love this Silver-Age comic stuff where people can flawlessly explain what’s going on. “Agh! It ripped my throat out!”. Love it.

  • Locust

    I love this Silver-Age comic stuff where people can flawlessly explain what’s going on. “Agh! It ripped my throat out!”. Love it.

  • ArchArbiter

    Haha. Am I the only one who got the Tiny Toons: How I spent my Vacation joke?

  • ArchArbiter

    Haha. Am I the only one who got the Tiny Toons: How I spent my Vacation joke?

  • mixmastermind

    “Lost Track” haha, Spoony, you are a card.

  • mixmastermind

    “Lost Track” haha, Spoony, you are a card.

  • awesome-man

    Ha Ha you stole the THUD thing from tiny toons.

  • awesome-man

    Ha Ha you stole the THUD thing from tiny toons.

  • http://bookofreviews.webs.com/ Stanley

    “Ryan Lane December 29, 2008 at 5:21 pm
    u know Mountain Dew lowers your sperm count

    u probably shouldnt worry about that”
    All Lies You Know lol

  • http://bookofreviews.webs.com Stanley

    “Ryan Lane December 29, 2008 at 5:21 pm
    u know Mountain Dew lowers your sperm count

    u probably shouldnt worry about that”
    All Lies You Know lol

  • Kahrooch

    LONEWOLF WOOT!!!!

  • Kahrooch

    LONEWOLF WOOT!!!!

  • bob_channa

    i am NOT being a suck up when i say that if i was about 10 years older, id go out with you lol.
    huzzah for online anonymity.

    xD

  • bob_channa

    i am NOT being a suck up when i say that if i was about 10 years older, id go out with you lol.
    huzzah for online anonymity.

    xD

  • JP_K

    Cool.. so you play as Otacon…

    Wait, wasnt that Snake on the radio?

  • JP_K

    Cool.. so you play as Otacon…

    Wait, wasnt that Snake on the radio?

  • Sakana Sama

    the serial killer’s date of death was Holloween? you’d think they would stop execution for the day so no poorly written horror movie can to rip off.

  • Sakana Sama

    the serial killer’s date of death was Holloween? you’d think they would stop execution for the day so no poorly written horror movie can to rip off.

  • Grammaton485

    Metal Gear?

  • Grammaton485

    Metal Gear?

  • Sword_Song

    About this mountain dew thing, I think the sperm count thing is bull.

    But Yellow 5 is some scary stuff, wouldnt mess with that, it’ll get you possesed or something.

  • Sword_Song

    About this mountain dew thing, I think the sperm count thing is bull.

    But Yellow 5 is some scary stuff, wouldnt mess with that, it’ll get you possesed or something.

  • Cedric (lexar)

    Does He really have a heart condition?

  • Cedric (lexar)

    Does He really have a heart condition?

  • DollarBill

    That Mountain Dew myth is bullshit one kid in highschool my friend knew he was going to have sex with his girlfriend and he believed in his myth he drank 5 MD’s and and had sex she got pregnant

    MYTH busted

  • DollarBill

    That Mountain Dew myth is bullshit one kid in highschool my friend knew he was going to have sex with his girlfriend and he believed in his myth he drank 5 MD’s and and had sex she got pregnant

    MYTH busted

  • http://fusashi-rantsandthoughts.blogspot.com/ Fusashi Yuraka

    Now this was a great little diversion and plus I saw that someone was talking about the FMV version and it just so happens that I have a copy of it.oh and here is a link to the intro of it if anyone wants to take a peek at what the face of the “sexy” computer women voice…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrBSL54pU50

  • http://fusashi-rantsandthoughts.blogspot.com/ Fusashi Yuraka

    Now this was a great little diversion and plus I saw that someone was talking about the FMV version and it just so happens that I have a copy of it.oh and here is a link to the intro of it if anyone wants to take a peek at what the face of the “sexy” computer women voice…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrBSL54pU50

  • ecksarmy

    Totaly
    Retarded
    And
    X-raded
    sounds great!!! thanks noah

  • ecksarmy

    Totaly
    Retarded
    And
    X-raded
    sounds great!!! thanks noah

  • kubano

    Was that Solid Snake at track 6? xD lool

    “I’m alive…I repeat…I’m alive” xD LOOL

  • kubano

    Was that Solid Snake at track 6? xD lool

    “I’m alive…I repeat…I’m alive” xD LOOL

  • Anonymous

    TRAX? TRAX!
    TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!

  • Phred

    TRAX? TRAX!
    TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!

  • Sanguine Tsundere

    I couldn’t understand a word the weird limb monster thing said. Well, a few here and there, but mostly it was just an incoherant mess of noise and growling.

  • Sanguine Tsundere

    I couldn’t understand a word the weird limb monster thing said. Well, a few here and there, but mostly it was just an incoherant mess of noise and growling.

  • Kay

    This must be what it feels like to be the Colonel.

  • Kay

    This must be what it feels like to be the Colonel.

  • Dante

    It’s Kenshin as the Vampire doctor! Hiten-mitsurugi!!

  • Dante

    It’s Kenshin as the Vampire doctor! Hiten-mitsurugi!!

  • Octovaitor

    You’ve created a time paradox!

  • Octovaitor

    You’ve created a time paradox!

  • Octovaitor

    You’ve created a time paradox!

  • dahamsta

    I guess that limb monster didn’t stand a ghost of a chance to the acid… LIIIMBYYY!!!!

  • dahamsta

    I guess that limb monster didn’t stand a ghost of a chance to the acid… LIIIMBYYY!!!!

  • dahamsta

    I guess that limb monster didn’t stand a ghost of a chance to the acid… LIIIMBYYY!!!!

  • MargusP

    Green ugly shemale face says “Where did you learn to fly?” Pretti cool, i like the videos alot i have watched them all a few times, literaly, yep i am pathetic ;)

  • MargusP

    Green ugly shemale face says “Where did you learn to fly?” Pretti cool, i like the videos alot i have watched them all a few times, literaly, yep i am pathetic ;)

  • Inazuma1

    “The E.T. review was scarier.”

    Truth, because we saw the horror of Spoony shirtless. Snap!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jamal-Prewitt/1012200418 Jamal Prewitt

    What's with all of the Solid Snake clones in the Terror Trax series? Has the Las Infants Terrible project come this far?? Lol. Seriously, this review was golden. Your comments are always hilarious. 'Track of the Demon Monkey.” LOL

  • http://twitter.com/toodarkpark Park Boyer

    Aaaaah, Lone Wolf! You know they were actually making a game of that? Looked a bit like Dark Messiah of Might and Magic, only inherently 10x more awesome. Got canceled though. :(

  • http://dragonacesg7.livejournal.com/profile Dragons_Dusk

    Aws, a commando jacket and no “Wolverines!”

    it got creepy when you turned Burton's head, it was like he was staring at us, wanting our souls.

  • http://www.google.com/profiles/juvenileinternetbrat poo

    Dude, when you said you had lost the remote, it was in your friggin hand! lol

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/L6PLQIPGHBBBK4XCNEJIALKY7U Katie

    “The Kool-Aid Man just crashed into my house!”
    hahaha!
    Thats the best.

  • Phrederic

    Holy fuck was Wendee Lee the nurse? She really is in everything.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gabriel-Silvestre/100000827295985 Gabriel Silvestre

    i love sliders. and im 14!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gabriel-Silvestre/100000827295985 Gabriel Silvestre

    and choose ur own adventure

  • http://www.facebook.com/StephanieMularz Stephanie Mularz

    First of all
    I have to call BS…
    Dateless loser my butt!
    He must get so much tail for doing these videos, spooning with spoony doesn't even need to exist!

    I would have found this game funny anyways even if he didn't review it though, just the concept of it was kind of like a horrible horror film.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_FIHGZWKGU5YKY6L6KLCDDNCM4Y MidwayWuzzupman

    my god just watching this is enough madness (not saying this sucks but listen to the track is that bad). I am ready to go insane!!!!!
    UPDATE: Now I'm 16 minutes in and I want to beat the person who created T.R.A.X.'s ass!!!

  • rewind83709

    I just couldn't get past how bad the “Voice acting” is/was. It was really distracting, but I still managed to enjoy it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nicholas-Nicola/100000143303966 Nicholas Nicola

    love this review
    that fucking android head is so annoying

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nicholas-Nicola/100000143303966 Nicholas Nicola

    love this review
    that fucking android head is so annoying

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_DEMMXQ2ZYNQTX5U4EMTUXVCLIQ Sakura

    “STARS!” lol I was just waiting for him to say that. And I always love how the computer’s voice ALWAYS has a female’s voice. I haven’t seen a single case (correct me if I’m wrong) that has a male’s voice for a computer.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gregory-Thomas-Bogosian/100000063000955 Gregory Thomas Bogosian

       Well there is Hall from 2001 A Space Odyssey.

      • Anonymous

        It’s “HAL”; Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gregory-Thomas-Bogosian/100000063000955 Gregory Thomas Bogosian

       Well there is Hall from 2001 A Space Odyssey.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gregory-Thomas-Bogosian/100000063000955 Gregory Thomas Bogosian

       Well there is Hall from 2001 A Space Odyssey.

  • Anonymous

    Klingon mating noises @ 23:10

  • Anonymous

    I liked this one quite a bit, going to go check out the other ones now.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rob-Jennings/1302407658 Rob Jennings

    Wow, this is such a bummer. I had a Dragon Magazine that came with a preview of the “Terror T.R.A.X.” series. It sounded really good the way they edited it on the CD. I guess coming up with whole productions was a bit too much.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rob-Jennings/1302407658 Rob Jennings

    Wow, this is such a bummer. I had a Dragon Magazine that came with a preview of the “Terror T.R.A.X.” series. It sounded really good the way they edited it on the CD. I guess coming up with whole productions was a bit too much.

  • Anonymous

    There was voice acting in this that reminded me of the first Resident Evil game, and that is a very VERY bad thing

    • Anonymous

      Some of it was good.

      I wonder if the vampire growling was done naturally or if it was digitally altered. A lot of people can do SIMILAR things without assistance, but it’s very deep here.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_SMCR43K7B7ILAPDEYDF2TFAHXQ Beyluna

    Aww spoony your many things but not a looser!
    Your smart, funny, nice, and hot! Your super awesome!……..fangirl crush…..

    by the way I think I prefer when the computer voice is female because when they do try to do a male voice it always sounds off or like a really masculine lady…..

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_SMCR43K7B7ILAPDEYDF2TFAHXQ Beyluna

    Aww spoony your many things but not a looser!
    Your smart, funny, nice, and hot! Your super awesome!……..fangirl crush…..

    by the way I think I prefer when the computer voice is female because when they do try to do a male voice it always sounds off or like a really masculine lady…..

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000850265062 Gamer Gabriel Quintero

    With this sense of humor there’s no way you’re that lonely. PLUS! I count 4 Spoony’s ah ah ah..Btw I never got the difference between this Terror TRAX Vampire to your Terror TRAX Vampire (PC) review. Any thoughts on this?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Garrett-Danger-Platner/1042307248 Garrett Danger Platner

    Spoony, this was fantastic, I remember having this when I was much younger and thinking it was the coolest thing ever!

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/briandavis1313 Brian Davis

    I love watching this! Your personality and sense of humor are hilarious! By the way Noah, I had you beat….I’ve been in my parent’s house for almost 30 years….:)

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/briandavis1313 Brian Davis

    I love watching this! Your personality and sense of humor are hilarious! By the way Noah, I had you beat….I’ve been in my parent’s house for almost 30 years….:)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1476698905 Anna Bryniarski

     I get the THUD reference XD TTA How I Spent My Summer Vacation

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1476698905 Anna Bryniarski

     I get the THUD reference XD TTA How I Spent My Summer Vacation

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Wells/519519675 Michael Wells

    Apparently according to Lost Tapes there is a thing called the Devil Monkey which lives in my home state of WVa, never heard of it myself.. apparently its like a giant baboon that will rip you apart.. fun stuff.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Mollyredfield Mary Nukem

    Corns of the Rose is a good CD choose your own adventure, I played along with you Spoony, hope you do more of these choose your owns :D

  • http://www.jameslanceslide.blog.com James Lanceslide

    THUD The aduance is now deaf :D im a mad scientist OW I stubbed my toe ! LOL

  • http://www.jameslanceslide.blog.com James Lanceslide

    Oh shiz the alt key is media center button >.<

  • http://www.jameslanceslide.blog.com James Lanceslide

    The guy with the legs is a Mematoad :P

  • http://twitter.com/Darkelf98 Samanthia J Robinson

    Insted of trax call the winchesters from Supernatural :P

  • Anonymous

    “Transexuals Rebelling Against Xenu” lol. And you frown upon this old humor of yours?

  • Anonymous

    Seven things, Spoony:

    1. What is “Sliders”?
    2. What does “Qapla!!” mean?
    3. “Doctor, will I dream?” where’d that reference come from?
    4. “Metal Gear Solid 5 Snake Slurper” What’s the meaning of that?!
    5. How is Wolverine an agent of TRAX?
    6. Nacho cheese on the CD. XD
    7. “Wait for the sanctions to take effect” What’s that mean?

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_F6DCTUY6RUMWXJKGOICRNIAXCM André Norell

      Sliders is a TV series, “Doctor, will I dream” is a quote from “I, Robot” starring Will Smith (I think), and “Wait for sanctions” is probably some American politics joke that I can’t understand, ’cause I’m swedish.

      • http://dragonacesg7.livejournal.com/profile Dragons_Dusk

         Late comment is late, but often in Mystery Science Theater 3000 when a large group of people would be all shouting at once, one of the things that was said by the bots and host was “give sanctions more time!”

        at least that would be my guess

    • Anonymous

      Haven’t watched this in a little while, but I think I can answer some:

      4: Gay joke.5: Joke about the officer’s voice.
      2: Means Success in Klingon. GOOGLE FTW!

  • xed alpha

    Lol, I have no idea why, but I find this much funnier than the PC review version. I guess more Spoony=more hilarity.

  • Mike Socarras

    I miss this Spoony, who actually did reviews and Let’s Plays… :(

    • http://twitter.com/JordS68 Jordan Stone

      He never left dumb ass XD I’d like to see you do as much work as Spoony with a terrible heart condition.

  • Jessica U. Ingmann

    XD  This is pretty damn hilarious stuff.  I loved your Dr. Hemo impersonations!  Heh heh heh.

  • Mangraa

    You should see how it is in the mind of a schizophrenic and just put the CD on shuffle.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OFCO2W77EOYKVO3L6ZHZ5XPFZY James

    I listened to this review when it first came out and I still love listening to it, it never fails to make me laugh and cheer me up.

    It’s a shame that Spoony/Noah doesn’t do more of these simple reviews, I think sometimes he stresses over editing too much, when in fact often his best reviews are the simple ones like this. I’ve grown used to enjoying listening to Spoony just talk about a film he watched, rather than a video with lots of movie editing etc…

  • KaizerKilborn

    Watch from 32 seconds to 40 seconds then pause.  Stare at his right hand.  You thought you’d get away with that one, didn’t you Spoony…

    • http://dragonacesg7.livejournal.com/profile Dragons_Dusk

       thought that was the remote to his camera but I could be mistaken

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Delaney-Ryan/548621865 Delaney Ryan

    yeah, why is that? Why cant we ever get  a sentient computer with the voice of
    Sean Connery, or Sam Elliot…or Morgan Freeman? legitimate question. Wouldn’t you think a evil self aware computer bent on world domination would want to use an epic attention grabbing voice that makes you want to do whatever it wants you to do?

  • DraculaAlucard1

    Terror trax: track of the rage monkey! The spooney one’s worst nightmare

  • Sandahl192

    Yay, Tiny Toons reference

  • Joseph Raymond Ortiz

    These cd adventure games would have been cool when i was a kid but i never knew they even existed. I used to read a lot of “Choose your own adventure” books so i would have loved these. Thanks for bringing these TRAX to light.

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