Sharpen your stakes and gird your loins, because I’m about to load my CD player again and bust the nefarious forces of the undead in this: an audio choose-your-own-adventure known as Terror T.R.A.X.!
u know Mountain Dew lowers your sperm count
u probably shouldnt worry about that
Nice job dude. I enjoy watching these
Hah, about that remote you “misplaced” you were showing it off in your hand the whole time.
Forgot to misplace it?
I can’t believe after 15 years people still believe that stupid urban myth of Mountain dew lowering your sperm count. Good god would mountain dew please have a scientist make a news conference and end rumor once and for all
Funny, cheeseier then an 80s slasher, but funny.
Luckily that chair is comfortable otherwise you probably wouldn’t stay listening to that very long.
i finally got blip to work for me yay!! your the best spoony
Another funny video. I’ve been watching and re-watching your work for awhile and finally decided to leave a comment.
hehe… Dr. Hemo?
More like Dr. Emo!
Yeah this one was good. i liked the story a lot better than the werewolf one. funny stuff.
More like Dr. Homo!
joe you like it up the ass.
Really funny video Spoony. Maybe the best besides FF8
And I finally found out from where
“THUD-The audience ist now deaf” is. From the Tiny Toons movie :)
Was that a Duke Nukem reference? Oh HELL yes.
What the fuck?
They got Solid Snake in TRAX?
lol thud. love tiny toons and animaniacs, and all of those warner cartoons
I laugh so hard with that one xD
Cool, they got Duke Nukem to be in the tracks
You should post a choice tree for these adventures.
You FOO!!! SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD!
there must be correlation between liking Angel and still living in your parent’s place…because here I am
Absolutely fantastic, but I want to know what that whole night dating tangent was about! and there were like 20 tracks skipped by that thing… However, this was the best spoony episode I’ve seen yet and I am about to watch the second part. I’m loving the commentary, bot the pop-ups and the verbal stuff.
Keep up the good work, spoony.
Trace, Research, Analyze, Exterminate = TRAE? :P
Hey man, loved the review. You gonna cover the Terror TRAX FMV game sometime as well? I’d love to see that :)
Holy cow Lone Wolf and Grey Star references!
i has the same chair 0_0
“I’m going to Hawaii!” XD
well holy shit, this game (I cant beleive that i called it that) failed
The lung patient was hilarious, and the accents overall are so bad they’re awesome
No not TRAE, it is TRAX
so i guess it goes Trace,Research,Analyze,eXterminate
No, not Nemesis! But he shouldn’t be calling out S.T.A.R.S!!!
In this case it should be… L.U.N.G.S!!!
Largely Unscary Ninties Game Sucks
Spoony ur my new idol!!!
1) Burton’s body looks like a small Tardis.
2) Spoony’s heart condition: he just cares too much.
3) STOP NAPPING!!!
This guy isn’t Snake, he’s fuckin’ Rorshcach! lolz
“Rorschach’s journal, October 13 1993. Find self alive again and working for monster police agency called T.R.A.X. Checking peoples mouths for fangs, investigating werewolves, zombies, and other bullshit, while in the real world, the REAl monsters are free to walk about the streets, doing as they please. Beurocrats, cockroaches, and whores tormenting and victemising innocent children, while I’m stuck here arresting a potential “vampire”. In the end though, when the cockroaches and whores look up to the sky and begg me to save them from Frankenstein, I’ll whisper…”No.”
I can’t believe how you could stand this annoying ‘game’.
My chair couldn’t be comfortable enough to sit and listen to that crap.
And what’s with the voice of the main character? Sounds like his throat is constantly sore.
Hey – that 1-800-LAT-DATE number actually does send you to a phonesex line
Is it just me or is the vampire monster thing saying “Give me my milkshake. You have my Milk…Shake!” at around 23:11?
I love this Silver-Age comic stuff where people can flawlessly explain what’s going on. “Agh! It ripped my throat out!”. Love it.
Haha. Am I the only one who got the Tiny Toons: How I spent my Vacation joke?
“Lost Track” haha, Spoony, you are a card.
Ha Ha you stole the THUD thing from tiny toons.
“Ryan Lane December 29, 2008 at 5:21 pm
u know Mountain Dew lowers your sperm count
u probably shouldnt worry about that”
All Lies You Know lol
i am NOT being a suck up when i say that if i was about 10 years older, id go out with you lol.
huzzah for online anonymity.
Cool.. so you play as Otacon…
Wait, wasnt that Snake on the radio?
the serial killer’s date of death was Holloween? you’d think they would stop execution for the day so no poorly written horror movie can to rip off.
About this mountain dew thing, I think the sperm count thing is bull.
But Yellow 5 is some scary stuff, wouldnt mess with that, it’ll get you possesed or something.
Does He really have a heart condition?
That Mountain Dew myth is bullshit one kid in highschool my friend knew he was going to have sex with his girlfriend and he believed in his myth he drank 5 MD’s and and had sex she got pregnant
Now this was a great little diversion and plus I saw that someone was talking about the FMV version and it just so happens that I have a copy of it.oh and here is a link to the intro of it if anyone wants to take a peek at what the face of the “sexy” computer women voice…
sounds great!!! thanks noah
Was that Solid Snake at track 6? xD lool
“I’m alive…I repeat…I’m alive” xD LOOL
I couldn’t understand a word the weird limb monster thing said. Well, a few here and there, but mostly it was just an incoherant mess of noise and growling.
This must be what it feels like to be the Colonel.
It’s Kenshin as the Vampire doctor! Hiten-mitsurugi!!
You’ve created a time paradox!
I guess that limb monster didn’t stand a ghost of a chance to the acid… LIIIMBYYY!!!!
Green ugly shemale face says “Where did you learn to fly?” Pretti cool, i like the videos alot i have watched them all a few times, literaly, yep i am pathetic ;)
“The E.T. review was scarier.”
Truth, because we saw the horror of Spoony shirtless. Snap!
What's with all of the Solid Snake clones in the Terror Trax series? Has the Las Infants Terrible project come this far?? Lol. Seriously, this review was golden. Your comments are always hilarious. 'Track of the Demon Monkey.” LOL
Aaaaah, Lone Wolf! You know they were actually making a game of that? Looked a bit like Dark Messiah of Might and Magic, only inherently 10x more awesome. Got canceled though. :(
Aws, a commando jacket and no “Wolverines!”
it got creepy when you turned Burton's head, it was like he was staring at us, wanting our souls.
Dude, when you said you had lost the remote, it was in your friggin hand! lol
“The Kool-Aid Man just crashed into my house!”hahaha! Thats the best.
Holy fuck was Wendee Lee the nurse? She really is in everything.
i love sliders. and im 14!!!!!!!!
and choose ur own adventure
First of allI have to call BS…Dateless loser my butt!He must get so much tail for doing these videos, spooning with spoony doesn't even need to exist!
I would have found this game funny anyways even if he didn't review it though, just the concept of it was kind of like a horrible horror film.
my god just watching this is enough madness (not saying this sucks but listen to the track is that bad). I am ready to go insane!!!!!UPDATE: Now I'm 16 minutes in and I want to beat the person who created T.R.A.X.'s ass!!!
I just couldn't get past how bad the “Voice acting” is/was. It was really distracting, but I still managed to enjoy it.
love this reviewthat fucking android head is so annoying
love this review
that fucking android head is so annoying
“STARS!” lol I was just waiting for him to say that. And I always love how the computer’s voice ALWAYS has a female’s voice. I haven’t seen a single case (correct me if I’m wrong) that has a male’s voice for a computer.
Well there is Hall from 2001 A Space Odyssey.
It’s “HAL”; Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer.
Klingon mating noises @ 23:10
I liked this one quite a bit, going to go check out the other ones now.
Wow, this is such a bummer. I had a Dragon Magazine that came with a preview of the “Terror T.R.A.X.” series. It sounded really good the way they edited it on the CD. I guess coming up with whole productions was a bit too much.
There was voice acting in this that reminded me of the first Resident Evil game, and that is a very VERY bad thing
Some of it was good.
I wonder if the vampire growling was done naturally or if it was digitally altered. A lot of people can do SIMILAR things without assistance, but it’s very deep here.
Aww spoony your many things but not a looser!
Your smart, funny, nice, and hot! Your super awesome!……..fangirl crush…..
by the way I think I prefer when the computer voice is female because when they do try to do a male voice it always sounds off or like a really masculine lady…..
With this sense of humor there’s no way you’re that lonely. PLUS! I count 4 Spoony’s ah ah ah..Btw I never got the difference between this Terror TRAX Vampire to your Terror TRAX Vampire (PC) review. Any thoughts on this?
Spoony, this was fantastic, I remember having this when I was much younger and thinking it was the coolest thing ever!
I love watching this! Your personality and sense of humor are hilarious! By the way Noah, I had you beat….I’ve been in my parent’s house for almost 30 years….:)
I get the THUD reference XD TTA How I Spent My Summer Vacation
Apparently according to Lost Tapes there is a thing called the Devil Monkey which lives in my home state of WVa, never heard of it myself.. apparently its like a giant baboon that will rip you apart.. fun stuff.
Corns of the Rose is a good CD choose your own adventure, I played along with you Spoony, hope you do more of these choose your owns :D
THUD The aduance is now deaf :D im a mad scientist OW I stubbed my toe ! LOL
Oh shiz the alt key is media center button >.<
The guy with the legs is a Mematoad :P
Insted of trax call the winchesters from Supernatural :P
“Transexuals Rebelling Against Xenu” lol. And you frown upon this old humor of yours?
Seven things, Spoony:
1. What is “Sliders”?
2. What does “Qapla!!” mean?
3. “Doctor, will I dream?” where’d that reference come from?
4. “Metal Gear Solid 5 Snake Slurper” What’s the meaning of that?!
5. How is Wolverine an agent of TRAX?
6. Nacho cheese on the CD. XD
7. “Wait for the sanctions to take effect” What’s that mean?
Sliders is a TV series, “Doctor, will I dream” is a quote from “I, Robot” starring Will Smith (I think), and “Wait for sanctions” is probably some American politics joke that I can’t understand, ’cause I’m swedish.
Late comment is late, but often in Mystery Science Theater 3000 when a large group of people would be all shouting at once, one of the things that was said by the bots and host was “give sanctions more time!”
at least that would be my guess
Haven’t watched this in a little while, but I think I can answer some:
4: Gay joke.5: Joke about the officer’s voice.
2: Means Success in Klingon. GOOGLE FTW!
Lol, I have no idea why, but I find this much funnier than the PC review version. I guess more Spoony=more hilarity.
I miss this Spoony, who actually did reviews and Let’s Plays… :(
He never left dumb ass XD I’d like to see you do as much work as Spoony with a terrible heart condition.
XD This is pretty damn hilarious stuff. I loved your Dr. Hemo impersonations! Heh heh heh.
You should see how it is in the mind of a schizophrenic and just put the CD on shuffle.
I listened to this review when it first came out and I still love listening to it, it never fails to make me laugh and cheer me up.
It’s a shame that Spoony/Noah doesn’t do more of these simple reviews, I think sometimes he stresses over editing too much, when in fact often his best reviews are the simple ones like this. I’ve grown used to enjoying listening to Spoony just talk about a film he watched, rather than a video with lots of movie editing etc…
Watch from 32 seconds to 40 seconds then pause. Stare at his right hand. You thought you’d get away with that one, didn’t you Spoony…
thought that was the remote to his camera but I could be mistaken
yeah, why is that? Why cant we ever get a sentient computer with the voice of
Sean Connery, or Sam Elliot…or Morgan Freeman? legitimate question. Wouldn’t you think a evil self aware computer bent on world domination would want to use an epic attention grabbing voice that makes you want to do whatever it wants you to do?
Terror trax: track of the rage monkey! The spooney one’s worst nightmare
Yay, Tiny Toons reference
These cd adventure games would have been cool when i was a kid but i never knew they even existed. I used to read a lot of “Choose your own adventure” books so i would have loved these. Thanks for bringing these TRAX to light.