X-Files: Resist or Serve

The Spoony One | Aug 29 2007 | more notation(s) | 

Click here for a bonus commentary track.

When there is no more room in hell, the Resident Evil clones will walk the earth! It’s Mulder & Scully teaming up against the Army of Darkness. Can our plucky heroes survive this dawn of the dead, or should they have brought steel-toed boots?

Let’s get kickin’. That’s why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit.

  • toxaz

    Nice. You’ve got the best background music, that i heard in a review, ever.

    More of Blümchen, plz. Here in Germany, she is our next tophitler, so please, more of her.

  • toxaz

    Nice. You’ve got the best background music, that i heard in a review, ever.

    More of Blümchen, plz. Here in Germany, she is our next tophitler, so please, more of her.

  • toxaz

    Nice. You’ve got the best background music, that i heard in a review, ever.

    More of Blümchen, plz. Here in Germany, she is our next tophitler, so please, more of her.

  • The Dude

    Spoony, you’re a legend in the making. Great job

  • The Dude

    Spoony, you’re a legend in the making. Great job

  • The Dude

    Spoony, you’re a legend in the making. Great job

  • Cedric Jobin

    OMG!!! I liked the doll battle ^_^

    I just buy this game last week and i found it REALLY boring. The caracters act during the cutscene like they robot or some thing like that!!! Anyway Good job man!!!!! :)

  • Cedric Jobin

    OMG!!! I liked the doll battle ^_^

    I just buy this game last week and i found it REALLY boring. The caracters act during the cutscene like they robot or some thing like that!!! Anyway Good job man!!!!! :)

  • Cedric Jobin

    OMG!!! I liked the doll battle ^_^

    I just buy this game last week and i found it REALLY boring. The caracters act during the cutscene like they robot or some thing like that!!! Anyway Good job man!!!!! :)

  • Littlenorwegians

    Ohhh, you simply must do a review on the old FMV base X-Files games or a let’s play.

  • Littlenorwegians

    Ohhh, you simply must do a review on the old FMV base X-Files games or a let’s play.

  • Littlenorwegians

    Ohhh, you simply must do a review on the old FMV base X-Files games or a let’s play.

  • Eirik

    lol, loved the shaun of the dead refrance

  • Eirik

    lol, loved the shaun of the dead refrance

  • Eirik

    lol, loved the shaun of the dead refrance

  • matt kittredge

    whats the song at the begining of the old reviews?

    I think probably that the zombie kittens is the most stupid thing in any videogame ever.

  • matt kittredge

    whats the song at the begining of the old reviews?

    I think probably that the zombie kittens is the most stupid thing in any videogame ever.

  • matt kittredge

    whats the song at the begining of the old reviews?

    I think probably that the zombie kittens is the most stupid thing in any videogame ever.

  • Prince Wolfen

    I was wondering, does anyone know the name of the song when he meets the Nazi Skinner?

  • Prince Wolfen

    I was wondering, does anyone know the name of the song when he meets the Nazi Skinner?

  • Prince Wolfen

    I was wondering, does anyone know the name of the song when he meets the Nazi Skinner?

  • Darko

    The name of the song is “Heut’ ist mein Tag” by Blümchen (Bluemchen). Greetz

  • Darko

    The name of the song is “Heut’ ist mein Tag” by Blümchen (Bluemchen). Greetz

  • SlabMcchest

    Secret Nazi Subdirekter Skinner, I have now witnessed the descent into a TV writers madness. I never got that far in the game, because I got so sick of just kicking zombies, I just decided to go play a real game, Thank you for this Spoony you rock

  • SlabMcchest

    Secret Nazi Subdirekter Skinner, I have now witnessed the descent into a TV writers madness. I never got that far in the game, because I got so sick of just kicking zombies, I just decided to go play a real game, Thank you for this Spoony you rock

  • SlabMcchest

    Secret Nazi Subdirekter Skinner, I have now witnessed the descent into a TV writers madness. I never got that far in the game, because I got so sick of just kicking zombies, I just decided to go play a real game, Thank you for this Spoony you rock

  • JS

    Seriously, Spoony. You should consider making a t-shirt out of your Dizzy Gillespie doll. I’d buy it twice! With a big “Oh noes!” or “Toooooot!” as a caption or something like that.

  • JS

    Seriously, Spoony. You should consider making a t-shirt out of your Dizzy Gillespie doll. I’d buy it twice! With a big “Oh noes!” or “Toooooot!” as a caption or something like that.

  • Saphire

    This has to be one my all-time favorite reviews to watch over and over again. I’ve shown it to a bunch of my friends, and I just love laughing at the ridiculousness that is X-Files: Resist or Serve. Keep ‘em coming, Spoony mah man!

  • Saphire

    This has to be one my all-time favorite reviews to watch over and over again. I’ve shown it to a bunch of my friends, and I just love laughing at the ridiculousness that is X-Files: Resist or Serve. Keep ‘em coming, Spoony mah man!

  • Josh “Waffle” Reese

    Please Spoony for the sake of mine and others sanity don’t EVER do an impression of Wild Bill from Silence of the Lambs ever again.

  • Josh “Waffle” Reese

    Please Spoony for the sake of mine and others sanity don’t EVER do an impression of Wild Bill from Silence of the Lambs ever again.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/GankieGinks Ginks

    I disagree…please continue doing impressions of Wild Bill, that was hilarious.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/GankieGinks Ginks

    I disagree…please continue doing impressions of Wild Bill, that was hilarious.

  • Busterdrag

    I don’t think thats Nazi Skinner, looks and sounds more like a russian commissar Skinner to me.

    Of course, what he said could be badly pronounced german, not russian, so he could be Nazi Skinner after all.

    God, this game throws up mysteries! D:

  • Busterdrag

    I don’t think thats Nazi Skinner, looks and sounds more like a russian commissar Skinner to me.

    Of course, what he said could be badly pronounced german, not russian, so he could be Nazi Skinner after all.

    God, this game throws up mysteries! D:

  • Busterdrag

    I don’t think thats Nazi Skinner, looks and sounds more like a russian commissar Skinner to me.

    Of course, what he said could be badly pronounced german, not russian, so he could be Nazi Skinner after all.

    God, this game throws up mysteries! D:

  • JC

    I recall playing this game and, in all honesty, enjoyed it. It may be a Resident Evil/Silent Hill clone, but it DOES have its own, unique features, which more than make up for the horrid graphics, and repeated kicking.

    If I may, I will give Resist or Serve: ***/*****

  • JC

    I recall playing this game and, in all honesty, enjoyed it. It may be a Resident Evil/Silent Hill clone, but it DOES have its own, unique features, which more than make up for the horrid graphics, and repeated kicking.

    If I may, I will give Resist or Serve: ***/*****

  • JC

    I recall playing this game and, in all honesty, enjoyed it. It may be a Resident Evil/Silent Hill clone, but it DOES have its own, unique features, which more than make up for the horrid graphics, and repeated kicking.

    If I may, I will give Resist or Serve: ***/*****

  • Quinn

    My god, I think that “Which would you rather see” cutscene is the best thing I’ve EVER FUCKING SEEN.

  • Quinn

    My god, I think that “Which would you rather see” cutscene is the best thing I’ve EVER FUCKING SEEN.

  • http://none Quinn

    My god, I think that “Which would you rather see” cutscene is the best thing I’ve EVER FUCKING SEEN.

  • Tenement Funster

    Awesome review. What’s the song played when everyone is putting on lipstick?

  • Tenement Funster

    Awesome review. What’s the song played when everyone is putting on lipstick?

  • bill hicks pancreas

    rofl
    they never found anything but paperwork in the x files. i about cried laughing when you got out the action figures.
    you stomp pop culture and give thousands of misunderstood critical people something to laugh at, and you do it all for free.
    keep at it, i’d like to see a “Spoony Experiment” short on G4 someday

  • bill hicks pancreas

    rofl
    they never found anything but paperwork in the x files. i about cried laughing when you got out the action figures.
    you stomp pop culture and give thousands of misunderstood critical people something to laugh at, and you do it all for free.
    keep at it, i’d like to see a “Spoony Experiment” short on G4 someday

  • August

    did not know there were big daddy action figures

  • August

    did not know there were big daddy action figures

  • PastaLibre

    The Nazi-guy is actually saying: I don’t like to wait!
    In German. But with a damn funny american accent (as far as I can tell).

    I have two little questions spoony. Why did you take a song from Blümchen? Was she the only german punk you knew of?

  • PastaLibre

    The Nazi-guy is actually saying: I don’t like to wait!
    In German. But with a damn funny american accent (as far as I can tell).

    I have two little questions spoony. Why did you take a song from Blümchen? Was she the only german punk you knew of?

  • Tigro

    Hehe I love the Shaun of the Dead reference at the end. The Nazi Skinner thing isn’t actually that insane, considering there is an x-files episode where mulder travels back in time through the bermuda triangle and lands on an atlantic ocean liner conquered by nazis and one of them was a copy of skinner………………..okay it is insane

  • Tigro

    Hehe I love the Shaun of the Dead reference at the end. The Nazi Skinner thing isn’t actually that insane, considering there is an x-files episode where mulder travels back in time through the bermuda triangle and lands on an atlantic ocean liner conquered by nazis and one of them was a copy of skinner………………..okay it is insane

  • Tahmer

    I just got done playing this game about 2 weeks ago. It reminded me a lot more of Silent Hill than Resident Evil. The only reason I rented it, was because I’m a HUGE X-files fan, and well, this game was pretty much a letdown. I’d play the point and click adventure for PS1 anyday over this crap.

  • Tahmer

    I just got done playing this game about 2 weeks ago. It reminded me a lot more of Silent Hill than Resident Evil. The only reason I rented it, was because I’m a HUGE X-files fan, and well, this game was pretty much a letdown. I’d play the point and click adventure for PS1 anyday over this crap.

  • alldreamsfalldown

    I own this and the original X-files (ps1 version – only 4 discs thank god) and I actually like them. I would like to see a review of the original.

  • alldreamsfalldown

    I own this and the original X-files (ps1 version – only 4 discs thank god) and I actually like them. I would like to see a review of the original.

  • Danny

    Damn, this game is an insult to the franchise.

  • Danny

    Damn, this game is an insult to the franchise.

  • Connor

    I think the game designer’s went to the “free lobotomy” Day at the hospital that or the that so called “cosmic space radiation” was just some acid taps, no one in there right fucking mind could come up with something this fucked up!
    this sort of reminds me of a game i played called Geist, but this makes Geist seem sensible.Look it up soem time and you’ll see

  • Connor

    I think the game designer’s went to the “free lobotomy” Day at the hospital that or the that so called “cosmic space radiation” was just some acid taps, no one in there right fucking mind could come up with something this fucked up!
    this sort of reminds me of a game i played called Geist, but this makes Geist seem sensible.Look it up soem time and you’ll see

  • Hebes

    A fun fact is that sealed copies of X-Files season 8 were sent out with review copies of Resist or Serve. The game is more surprising because at this time the show had already moved on to the newer agents that no one really liked, which is made even more glaring by the fact you got a season that no one wanted and a game with characters the show needed.

  • Hebes

    A fun fact is that sealed copies of X-Files season 8 were sent out with review copies of Resist or Serve. The game is more surprising because at this time the show had already moved on to the newer agents that no one really liked, which is made even more glaring by the fact you got a season that no one wanted and a game with characters the show needed.

  • moonbeam

    This review makes me want to play the game.

  • moonbeam

    This review makes me want to play the game.

  • Adrienne

    This is probably one of my favorite reviews, probably a mix of the chapstick and epic doll battle. Your voices are hilariously awesome!

    And I ask you, what girl wouldn’t want to date a guy who plays with action figures?

  • Adrienne

    This is probably one of my favorite reviews, probably a mix of the chapstick and epic doll battle. Your voices are hilariously awesome!

    And I ask you, what girl wouldn’t want to date a guy who plays with action figures?

  • Alex

    Yeah…I have this game…..

  • Alex

    Yeah…I have this game…..

  • Badly-Drawn Manchild

    I’ve always loved this review. Great commentary, Nazi Subdirektor Skinner and the first hilarious toy battle. I think this was the review that got me paying more attention to The Spoony Experiment (well, maybe this and the Knightmare review).

    Have you ever thought about revisiting the original X-Files game at any point, as part of FMV Hell or even a Let’s Play? I remember my most painful gaming experiences being caused by that game, simply because it was virtually unplayable on my wheezy old Powermac. Even if that hadn’t been an issue it’s one of those games you need to FAQ through just to avoid some really unfair deaths. How does examining a shelf full of bottles get you killed?!

  • Badly-Drawn Manchild

    I’ve always loved this review. Great commentary, Nazi Subdirektor Skinner and the first hilarious toy battle. I think this was the review that got me paying more attention to The Spoony Experiment (well, maybe this and the Knightmare review).

    Have you ever thought about revisiting the original X-Files game at any point, as part of FMV Hell or even a Let’s Play? I remember my most painful gaming experiences being caused by that game, simply because it was virtually unplayable on my wheezy old Powermac. Even if that hadn’t been an issue it’s one of those games you need to FAQ through just to avoid some really unfair deaths. How does examining a shelf full of bottles get you killed?!

  • http://53games.blogspot.com/ D.Dragon

    American History X-Files

  • http://53games.blogspot.com D.Dragon

    American History X-Files

  • Amayirot Akago

    The behind the scenes footage has me convinced the makers of this game were all high during production.

  • Amayirot Akago

    The behind the scenes footage has me convinced the makers of this game were all high during production.

  • http://www.objecterror.mischiev0us.net/ objecterror

    wow..silence of the lambs..”i’d fuck me hard’ ha haha!

  • http://www.objecterror.mischiev0us.net objecterror

    wow..silence of the lambs..”i’d fuck me hard’ ha haha!

  • Brian

    I had the X-Files ps1 game. I like it, too bad I lost it in a house fire. I learned a valuable lesson, never let your friends borrow your games.

  • Brian

    I had the X-Files ps1 game. I like it, too bad I lost it in a house fire. I learned a valuable lesson, never let your friends borrow your games.

  • Trillian

    1) love the Shaun of the Dead reference, must be one of the best scenes in the history of film making
    2) great review, as always
    3) you should get yourself over to England ;)

  • Trillian

    1) love the Shaun of the Dead reference, must be one of the best scenes in the history of film making
    2) great review, as always
    3) you should get yourself over to England ;)

  • ah

    Oh no its giant dizzy gillespie

  • ah

    Oh no its giant dizzy gillespie

  • Luke

    “…Its Time At The Bar!”

    Bloody Awesome.

    Skinner Was Dressed As A Brown Shirt. The Third Reich’s Political Army, Untill The Night Of The Long Knifes (1939) In Which The SS Killed Off Every Single Brown Shirt, And Took Over As The Third Reich’s Political Army.

  • Luke

    “…Its Time At The Bar!”

    Bloody Awesome.

    Skinner Was Dressed As A Brown Shirt. The Third Reich’s Political Army, Untill The Night Of The Long Knifes (1939) In Which The SS Killed Off Every Single Brown Shirt, And Took Over As The Third Reich’s Political Army.

  • Chie

    I love this one. I love it when you play with dolls. Especially GIANT DIZZIE GILLESPIE! OH NOOOoOoOOoOOoOoO!

    Seriously Spoony. You need to play with toys more often :V

    I fell over laughing at Nazi Skinner too.

  • Chie

    I love this one. I love it when you play with dolls. Especially GIANT DIZZIE GILLESPIE! OH NOOOoOoOOoOOoOoO!

    Seriously Spoony. You need to play with toys more often :V

    I fell over laughing at Nazi Skinner too.

  • Solid Iguana

    There is no such thing as a bad zombie game… well… that is if you enjoy the kind of game that sucks so bad it rules!!!
    Much easier to achieve with movies, since movies don’t ask you to curbstomp zombies 25 times… you just get to watch other people do so… awesome…

    “Kill the Queen!”
    “What?!”
    “The jukebox!”

    Man I tell you, when the zombie apocalypse comes (And mark my words, IT WILL COME), I’m gonna have an Ed-like zombie friend to play shitty games with me!

  • Solid Iguana

    There is no such thing as a bad zombie game… well… that is if you enjoy the kind of game that sucks so bad it rules!!!
    Much easier to achieve with movies, since movies don’t ask you to curbstomp zombies 25 times… you just get to watch other people do so… awesome…

    “Kill the Queen!”
    “What?!”
    “The jukebox!”

    Man I tell you, when the zombie apocalypse comes (And mark my words, IT WILL COME), I’m gonna have an Ed-like zombie friend to play shitty games with me!

  • Lord Nathoon

    I love how this guy can’t go five minutes without referencing something XD I laughed pretty damn hard at the allusion to Shaun of the Dead at the end.

  • Lord Nathoon

    I love how this guy can’t go five minutes without referencing something XD I laughed pretty damn hard at the allusion to Shaun of the Dead at the end.

  • JollySam

    Whats the name of the music at 8:28? When Mulder is fighting the Nazi?

    Thanks alot.

  • JollySam

    Whats the name of the music at 8:28? When Mulder is fighting the Nazi?

    Thanks alot.

  • Wuwu

    The song is called Huet Ist Mein Tag by Bl,mchen or someone like that…
    :]

  • Wuwu

    The song is called Huet Ist Mein Tag by Bl,mchen or someone like that…
    :]

  • JollySam

    OK, thanks alot Wuwu.

  • JollySam

    OK, thanks alot Wuwu.

  • Spider

    Curse you Giant Dizzy Gillespie! Curse youuuuuuuuuu!

  • Spider

    Curse you Giant Dizzy Gillespie! Curse youuuuuuuuuu!

  • Psy

    You get many applicants on that girlfriend thing? ;)

  • Psy

    You get many applicants on that girlfriend thing? ;)

  • F C

    Lol great Buffalo Bill refrence! Laughted my ass off!! Great review too!!

  • F C

    Lol great Buffalo Bill refrence! Laughted my ass off!! Great review too!!

  • darthmj94

    Hes right neo could not beat BIG DADDY

  • darthmj94

    Hes right neo could not beat BIG DADDY

  • KaitBunny

    The Silence of the Lambs reference made me pee my pants.

    I pee a lot.

  • KaitBunny

    The Silence of the Lambs reference made me pee my pants.

    I pee a lot.

  • Hmmmmm

    Wow i remember buying that X-Files FMV game Jesus it was terrible i dident even go thru disc 2 in sheer terror the game was that bad then i looked next to me at my shelf of old windows games and saw it could this be a sign?

  • Hmmmmm

    Wow i remember buying that X-Files FMV game Jesus it was terrible i dident even go thru disc 2 in sheer terror the game was that bad then i looked next to me at my shelf of old windows games and saw it could this be a sign?

  • Some Dude that plays Silent Hi

    lol Silent Hill the weird thing is that those are zombies in Resist or Serve and in Silent Hill one good stomp to a downed acid spitting monster is gonna kill it. zombies have enough endurance to take 25 kicks to the head?

  • Some Dude that plays Silent Hill

    lol Silent Hill the weird thing is that those are zombies in Resist or Serve and in Silent Hill one good stomp to a downed acid spitting monster is gonna kill it. zombies have enough endurance to take 25 kicks to the head?

  • http://doomgirlmeg.com/ DoomGirlMeg

    I laughed so hard when the Buffalo Bill music started. Is it weird that I got the joke from the music alone?

  • http://doomgirlmeg.com DoomGirlMeg

    I laughed so hard when the Buffalo Bill music started. Is it weird that I got the joke from the music alone?

  • Earthbound_X

    I actually own this game, and yeah, it’s not bad.

  • Earthbound_X

    I actually own this game, and yeah, it’s not bad.

  • Guest

    As much as I loved the three-hour epic series that made up your Sega CD game/interactive movie reviews, it’s bite-sized stuff like this that I can come back to during the day when I need my fix. Hats off to you.
    Also, lipstick apparently helps sound quality. I have no idea; I figure clear lip gloss would do the same, but maybe that’s why I’m no voice director.

  • Mr. Rubino

    As much as I loved the three-hour epic series that made up your Sega CD game/interactive movie reviews, it’s bite-sized stuff like this that I can come back to during the day when I need my fix. Hats off to you.
    Also, lipstick apparently helps sound quality. I have no idea; I figure clear lip gloss would do the same, but maybe that’s why I’m no voice director.

  • Emran

    OMg the part with Mollder is fighting his boss as a nazi and his assassinate is some hunchback women made me LOL

    god the in game dialog is so bad and they just stand their staring at the camera. It takes way too many kicks to kill those zombies

    and zombie cats WTF

  • Emran

    OMg the part with Mollder is fighting his boss as a nazi and his assassinate is some hunchback women made me LOL

    god the in game dialog is so bad and they just stand their staring at the camera. It takes way too many kicks to kill those zombies

    and zombie cats WTF

  • Emran

    I forgot to mention I love the part with Neo and big daddy and message pops up “needs a girlfriends”

  • Emran

    I forgot to mention I love the part with Neo and big daddy and message pops up “needs a girlfriends”

  • Ken

    You know, you should realy consider reviewing a more reconized game like this one, you should review either robocop on the xbox or charlies angles on the game cube. A review like that would be AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://seeraerffsdfdfdghxfh Ken

    You know, you should realy consider reviewing a more reconized game like this one, you should review either robocop on the xbox or charlies angles on the game cube. A review like that would be AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Zera R. Yarano

    Why..why are the voice actors wearing red lip-stick? Why?
    Yes, out of context, it ~is~ just plain weird..but what context is there?

  • Zera R. Yarano

    Why..why are the voice actors wearing red lip-stick? Why?
    Yes, out of context, it ~is~ just plain weird..but what context is there?

  • Mariofan3425

    I have a crazer enemy in the game drakengard for the ps2 towards the fourth and fifth endings you have to fight giant killer babys that dropped from the sky and eat people all because you killed the prestest that was about to end the entire world by killing your sister the godess of the game!

  • http://Yahoo Mariofan3425

    I have a crazer enemy in the game drakengard for the ps2 towards the fourth and fifth endings you have to fight giant killer babys that dropped from the sky and eat people all because you killed the prestest that was about to end the entire world by killing your sister the godess of the game!

  • PowerBar

    Ho god that was hilarious.
    it was one of the best reviews you made. i laugh so hard that my stomach hurts.
    the “FBI agent kicking a teenager in the back of the head” was just to much funny.

    your the best spoony

  • PowerBar

    Ho god that was hilarious.
    it was one of the best reviews you made. i laugh so hard that my stomach hurts.
    the “FBI agent kicking a teenager in the back of the head” was just to much funny.

    your the best spoony

  • Zontain

    Lmao honestly your reviews lack nothing. XDDD awesome just awesome!

  • Zontain

    Lmao honestly your reviews lack nothing. XDDD awesome just awesome!

  • LastHour1

    What’s the name at the end of the video called? It’s bitchin.

  • LastHour1

    What’s the name at the end of the video called? It’s bitchin.

  • Om NOM NOM!

    I like it when Spoony plays with his dolls. Also that was Queen’s Don’t Stop Me Now.

  • Om NOM NOM!

    I like it when Spoony plays with his dolls. Also that was Queen’s Don’t Stop Me Now.

  • Jake

    You are right no one could get that high. You would have to be born like that to think of somethink that strange! Good review Even if this comment it god knows how late.

  • Jake

    You are right no one could get that high. You would have to be born like that to think of somethink that strange! Good review Even if this comment it god knows how late.

  • bmoore4026

    The bit with the dolls was fantastic. Entertaining and imaginative. Unlike several video and computer games released nowadays.

  • bmoore4026

    The bit with the dolls was fantastic. Entertaining and imaginative. Unlike several video and computer games released nowadays.

  • TheNell

    Those actors wearing lipstick are giving nightmares ….especially the actor of CSM.

    However, the one of Byers putting it on was hilarious.

  • TheNell

    Those actors wearing lipstick are giving nightmares ….especially the actor of CSM.

    However, the one of Byers putting it on was hilarious.

  • chris

    your lucky you got this out the bargain bin , cos i got it full price!

  • chris

    your lucky you got this out the bargain bin , cos i got it full price!

  • futurepants

    This is about the commentary track.

    But the reason armake doesnt like you is that he is a giant douchebag.

    He wasn’t bad back in the day, but in the last year or 2 he basicly lost it and has dug himself into a hole that even his most devoted fans refuse to follow him into.

    I believe the main problem was his ego, he actually demanded people donate money to him…

    And he has bragged about his giant pc/xbox game collection and his VERY nice pc and he even once said you should give him money instead of donating it to a charity to feed starving children or help rescue and adopt stray animals…

    Yes those were his words…

    Armake is a douche, so don’t feel bad spoony.

  • futurepants

    This is about the commentary track.

    But the reason armake doesnt like you is that he is a giant douchebag.

    He wasn’t bad back in the day, but in the last year or 2 he basicly lost it and has dug himself into a hole that even his most devoted fans refuse to follow him into.

    I believe the main problem was his ego, he actually demanded people donate money to him…

    And he has bragged about his giant pc/xbox game collection and his VERY nice pc and he even once said you should give him money instead of donating it to a charity to feed starving children or help rescue and adopt stray animals…

    Yes those were his words…

    Armake is a douche, so don’t feel bad spoony.

  • Fear of the mind

    Oh please, Big Daddy would kick Green Lantern’s ass.

  • Fear of the mind

    Oh please, Big Daddy would kick Green Lantern’s ass.

  • Bishop

    nice review and where did you get the Big Daddy Toy

  • Bishop

    nice review and where did you get the Big Daddy Toy

  • Anonymous

    Spoony I am so happy that when you zoomed out with the camera you had clothes on. For that alone, I thank you.

  • Kevin

    Spoony I am so happy that when you zoomed out with the camera you had clothes on. For that alone, I thank you.

  • Jimmy

    “OH MY GOD! I AM, LIKE, TOTALLY GETTING SODOMIZED BY BIG DADDY’S DRILL! BOOOOGUS!”
    -Keanu Reeves

  • Jimmy

    “OH MY GOD! I AM, LIKE, TOTALLY GETTING SODOMIZED BY BIG DADDY’S DRILL! BOOOOGUS!”
    -Keanu Reeves

  • Dragon

    Where did you get the music for the SS Skinner part?

    The kick in this game seemes more effective than the knife in RE4(seriously it is REALLY easy to run out of ammo in RE4 and the pedodouche merchents DON”T FING SELL AMMO)

  • Dragon

    Where did you get the music for the SS Skinner part?

    The kick in this game seemes more effective than the knife in RE4(seriously it is REALLY easy to run out of ammo in RE4 and the pedodouche merchents DON”T FING SELL AMMO)

  • Krensada

    You are a very funny person Spoony.

  • Krensada

    You are a very funny person Spoony.

  • Toriyama

    you are aware that these blip advertisments are tedius, bad, and are literally displayed with every (every) view, right?

    i’m what you would call an ‘o.g.’ … long time ‘fan’ … so i’m aware of the youtube days to the blip days. theres nothing you can do about the ‘commercials’…
    but i’m sure you dont watch your own shit, so i just thought i’d say something.
    …come to think of it, do you check these comments? lol w/e man, keep up the good work, we’ll keep enjoying the free entertainment lol…
    oh yea, happy halloween

  • Toriyama

    you are aware that these blip advertisments are tedius, bad, and are literally displayed with every (every) view, right?

    i’m what you would call an ‘o.g.’ … long time ‘fan’ … so i’m aware of the youtube days to the blip days. theres nothing you can do about the ‘commercials’…
    but i’m sure you dont watch your own shit, so i just thought i’d say something.
    …come to think of it, do you check these comments? lol w/e man, keep up the good work, we’ll keep enjoying the free entertainment lol…
    oh yea, happy halloween

  • Emran

    great review

  • Emran

    great review

  • Ryan

    Haha! The Shaun of The Dead reference made my day!

  • Ryan

    Haha! The Shaun of The Dead reference made my day!

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/LucasZembrzuski Eldred

    OMG You almost killed me with “giant Dizzy Gillespie!” (^_^)
    I just can stop laughing!

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/LucasZembrzuski Eldred

    OMG You almost killed me with “giant Dizzy Gillespie!” (^_^)
    I just can stop laughing!

  • ThePotatoKing

    Wow, I seriously can’t believe that some people actually designed a game where you have to kick a cat to death…

  • ThePotatoKing

    Wow, I seriously can’t believe that some people actually designed a game where you have to kick a cat to death…

  • Dr Forrester

    I think wearing lipstick while doing voice acting either helps with pronunciation or prevents spit build up on the lips that could then be blown onto the mic, fucking up the sound. Though taking it as far as they did with that behind the scenes video was very creepy, to say the least

  • Dr Forrester

    I think wearing lipstick while doing voice acting either helps with pronunciation or prevents spit build up on the lips that could then be blown onto the mic, fucking up the sound. Though taking it as far as they did with that behind the scenes video was very creepy, to say the least

  • JK Runnings

    We need more Giant Dizzie Gillespie. You sir, are my hero.

  • JK Runnings

    We need more Giant Dizzie Gillespie. You sir, are my hero.

  • Paul

    Dino crisis sequel? you mean Dino crisis 2? because that game was AWESOME.

  • Paul

    Dino crisis sequel? you mean Dino crisis 2? because that game was AWESOME.

  • CssSnake6

    Does anyone know the name of that song that plays when its flashing the picture of hitler?

  • CssSnake6

    Does anyone know the name of that song that plays when its flashing the picture of hitler?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nick-Vossen/100000145404231 Nick Vossen

    Great review! laughed alot during the zombie nazi boss with hunchbacked secretary part!!

  • pawcanada84

    Thanks to this video, I know I'll have mastered Kung-Fu when I can beat…. BIG DADDY!

    The figure/doll bit is one of my all time favourites (and not just because I'm a huge GL fan). Awesome job on a memorable moment Spoony!

  • robotpanda

    You had me worried when you were doing the lipstick scene from Silence of the Lambs Spoony. lol. I was thinking, “huh, doesn't this scene end with the camera pulling back and the guy is nude with his badunka dunk tucked in?” I hope this parody cuts short! And then the camera starts to pull back… lol Luckily t-shirt and pants were there to save the day.

  • robotpanda

    You had me worried when you were doing the lipstick scene from Silence of the Lambs Spoony. lol. I was thinking, “huh, doesn't this scene end with the camera pulling back and the guy is nude with his badunka dunk tucked in?” I hope this parody cuts short! And then the camera starts to pull back… lol Luckily t-shirt and pants were there to save the day.

  • Sexual_Tyrannosaurus

    I betcha my Duke Ellington boxing puppet could beat your Dizzy figure

  • bethjoyd

    Yes, actually I do because oddly enough I have that song on my computer and immediately recognized it. It is Heut Ist Mein Tag, by Blümchen. You can listen to it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7ueqCZwF7g

    And, to generally comment on this review, I was laughing my butt off when Spoony did the Shaun of the Dead reference, with Having a Good Time. Seeing Mulder and Scully kick zombies to Queen is just freaking hilarious.

  • http://bluehighwind.blogspot.com/ BlueHighwind

    You should totally do a playthrough of the X-Files CD-ROM game.

  • CliveEnduro

    Spoony, your video was awesome, but surely you know that the Green Lantern can't beat Big Daddy! His weakness is the color yellow!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brendan-Waye/549880390 Brendan Waye

    pshaw, get with the times. Only rookies still suffer the Parallax weakness.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matthew-Raizoku/710678347 Matthew Raizoku

    Super secret nazi skinner!! XD

  • Knuckles

    I seriously agree. rip that game a new asshole.

  • http://www.google.com/profiles/114319313498601954245 Kaltzor

    Nazi boss with a hunchback secretary using an AK… You see all kind of fucked up stuff in games you get used to it.

  • wingzero850

    omg greatest clerks 2 reference ever

  • MetalNick

    Well really it's a Silence of the Lambs reference…

  • wingzero850

    oh ya your right the last time i saw that movie was like 2005 its been a while but he did sound alot like jay when he did that in clerks 2

  • EpeEntertainment

    I borrowed the first X-Files game from my friend, years back and tryed it out.
    I actually found the first game pretty hilarious.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Javier-Andres-Solarte-Torres/533792827 Javier Andres Solarte Torres

    dino crisis 3…awful but the previous were good

  • jerk_face

    “Oh no! I am like totally getting sodomized by Big Daddy's drill! BOGUS!” How Freudian.
    “Needs girlfriend baddly” …just lol.
    But seriously, 25 kicks to kill one zombie? Are you serious? Just for that, and the voice acting, this game is unplayable. At least in Silent Hill, it takes boot to the head to kill a lying figure after beating its face in with the steel pipe.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Harrison-Albert-Jahnke/1012629124 Harrison Albert Jahnke

    I fucking wish that's how Matrix panned out.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=792960550 Michael Tyler Miller

    Excellent review, especially the Silence of the Lambs part!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=792960550 Michael Tyler Miller

    Excellent review, especially the Silence of the Lambs part.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-Renee-Raisor/1164210124 Jessica Renee Raisor

    I, good sir, love you. I have little wars with my minis like that… heh.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/IZero-Gravityi/100000964325731 IZero Gravityi

    Having a good time! :D

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-Surratt/100000509119403 Ryan Surratt

    I just found one of my favorite game reviews. Thank you!!!! XD

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-Surratt/100000509119403 Ryan Surratt

    I just found one of my favorite game reviews. Thank you!!!! XD

  • Anonymous

    I still think its a great idea though; a survival horror-game made of X-Files, one of my favorite shows from the 90′s.

  • http://twitter.com/boiled_elephant Jerome Higgins

    As much as I love your videos, there’s no glossing over the downright weird sound normalizing in this. The jump in volume between two edits nearly blew my speakers. Don’t you preview ‘em before uploading?

    /constructive criticism

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OHQVHS2VVOZAD7T2AJUOAUSMHE Agustin Aldo

    I watched this video right after watching Linkara’s review of Action Comics 152.

    And now I have this mental image of Big Barda kicking the shit outta zombies.

  • PandaBrawler

    I actually just bought that X-Files FMV game the other day at a crappy used everything store for $4. Didn’t get around to installing it yet (the 7 CD’s intimidate me too much) but it’s stuff like that that make me want to do a Let’s Play, although I’m terrible with coming up with funny commentary on the spot.

  • http://www.facebook.com/FeatherlessWings David Pelletier

    God you REALY need a girlfriend and who knows…maybe he will be has insan-o has you are XD

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MTFZ3MDRIRICR5ZFNUEEKECX7E Steve

      We speak English here……

  • http://www.facebook.com/FeatherlessWings David Pelletier

    God you REALY need a girlfriend and who knows…maybe he will be has insan-o has you are XD

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_GBFJGI4JW6PXF4XOEE7QLB43MI joyce

    Wow! another good review
    galactic cosmic radiation?!…. unique idea i guess
    Sweet epileptic Hitler Montage! my son having little exposure to nazis, totally called out Hitler when i brought him up. i’ve even heard that song before at a rave…. did i type rave?… i mean music party. (can’t remember 11 years back…little bit blurry)
    And as for the kicking, Mullder can apply for a special teams kicker for the nfl(any team) and Scully can talk to Dana White for a UFC pay per view event….. SHIT!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001542832657 Ewa Tomala

    you know, the german musik says “today is my day” all the time:)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001542832657 Ewa Tomala

    you know, the german musik says “today is my day” all the time:)

  • Anonymous

    Kick and kick away you mad FBI agents. Can we see the return of more Action Figure wars?

  • Anonymous

    Why does it show this review done in 2007?????

    Also wasn’t there a different video up earlier that is gone now?? This isn’t the same one I dont’ think? What happened?

  • Anonymous

    wait a minute, most of these comments are from 2009 and before… WTF happened with the video that was on here earlier today.. Dang I knew I should have watched it when I had the chance.

  • Anonymous

    wait a minute, most of these comments are from 2009 and before… WTF happened with the video that was on here earlier today.. Dang I knew I should have watched it when I had the chance.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1501532013 Anonymous

    Scarllet why are we brining these old reviews back up?

  • Anonymous

    Giant Green Lantern Go!

  • Anonymous

    Giant Green Lantern Go!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tariel-Corbeau/1388782046 Tariel Corbeau

    I think someone spiked the punch….

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tariel-Corbeau/1388782046 Tariel Corbeau

    I think someone spiked the punch….

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rob-Jennings/1302407658 Rob Jennings

    Favorite video ever. Why? QUEEN AT THE END BABY!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1112764270 Lydia Keller Beam

    Is…Is that a Shaun of the Dead referance??? :DD I hope so,cuz that’s immediately what I thought of. With all the characters beating the zombies to death in time with the music,lol

  • Anonymous

    Man the part with the dolls was great :D

  • Katrin

    I am watching this as I make a character model, and yes, those are really really horrible models. You should have substituted all of the animation from the game with action figure play.

    And Never, please, never do the lipstick thing ever again, ever.

  • Katrin

    I am watching this as I make a character model, and yes, those are really really horrible models. You should have substituted all of the animation from the game with action figure play.

    And Never, please, never do the lipstick thing ever again, ever.

  • http://www.facebook.com/SuperMAIDS Paul Cook

    I actually thought the footage was from Resi 2 (on PSOne). Is this just an excuse to show off your action figures? moulder and sully sound like zombies. His kick is not stomping he’s just soccer kicking

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Joost-Roestenburg/100000945658701 Joost Roestenburg

    Somebody kill the queen!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Joost-Roestenburg/100000945658701 Joost Roestenburg

    Somebody kill the queen!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Joost-Roestenburg/100000945658701 Joost Roestenburg

    Somebody kill the queen!

  • http://www.facebook.com/FLAIR13 Seth Cleveland

    this is the first review that has me question spoony and his sanity and i have seen spooning with spoony 2

  • http://www.facebook.com/FLAIR13 Seth Cleveland

    this is the first review that has me question spoony and his sanity and i have seen spooning with spoony 2

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sascha-Kappel/100000651494681 Sascha Kappel

    Just died laughing at the kicking/stomping part.. I mean did the game-designers have some kind of repressed aggression problems? Reminds me of Dead Space 2 where you have to kick the shit out of the corpses to get ammunition and stuff.. what is wrong with the people making such game design decisions?!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Sascha-Kappel/100000651494681 Sascha Kappel

    Just died laughing at the kicking/stomping part.. I mean did the game-designers have some kind of repressed aggression problems? Reminds me of Dead Space 2 where you have to kick the shit out of the corpses to get ammunition and stuff.. what is wrong with the people making such game design decisions?!

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/briandavis1313 Brian Davis

    Damn…this game looks almost as bad as the last few seasons of the show. ALMOST as bad.

  • http://twitter.com/nnecron Necro

    At the beginning of this video, which FMV X-Files games is he talking about? The one I saw on the web, which is called The X-Files Game, looks like a pretty good game. At least that’s what the reviewers say.

  • http://twitter.com/PDestrucity Pete Lopeno

    At the 7:40 mark, the song ‘Kitten’ by Stephen Lynch comes to mind LOL

  • http://www.facebook.com/sonny.drake Sonny Drake

    Love the Shaun of the Dead homage at the end!

  • http://www.facebook.com/sonny.drake Sonny Drake

    Love the Shaun of the Dead homage at the end!

  • http://www.facebook.com/sonny.drake Sonny Drake

    Love the Shaun of the Dead homage at the end!

  • http://www.facebook.com/sonny.drake Sonny Drake

    Love the Shaun of the Dead homage at the end!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Efrain-Ibarra/100000965334120 Efrain Ibarra

    You want to get that high? You must inject Ozzy Osbourne’s blood into your eyeballs.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ScottJBenedict Kyle Perkins

     Not gonna lie, the end was fucking hilarious.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000313140897 Kira Alvis

    oh, Spoony, I simply love you.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Scott-Earle/100000726174033 Scott Earle

    THE TUCK!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1756540070 Christopher Stratton Smith

    Oh no! It’s giant Dizzy Gillespie! :D:D:D

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jason-Hrozjak/603825369 Jason Hrozjak

    Secret Nazi Skinner is almostg as bad Secret Communist Smoking Man

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ICDHG7TLTN6JVK6JMK3TKQFXKQ Mike Wallace

    Spoony if you actually went full Goodbye Horses Secrets of the Lambs Monty in front of the camera, even if you had a censor bar the size of a truck around your waist, you would still be god of the internet. AVGN can take pretend dumps on video games, but naked Spoony is bawls, man. *Laughs*

    Maybe I’m just coming to grips with my subconscious homosexual attraction. Wow, it got awkward in here. I need whiskey.

    • Ineedballs

      If he can do better then Jay doing it from Clerks 2, then i will bow to Spoony.

    • Hippiethecat124

      No no, Mike, don’t worry about the subconscious homosexual attraction. I think everyone had that. However, I fear that my ladyboner did not retreat until the cat-kicking moment. I hope you know how dire this is.
      The slight arousal caused by Spoony doing the Goodbye Horses dance did not fade when he broke out the dolls. It did not fade when Keanu Reeves was sodomized by Big Daddy’s drill. It didn’t go away after several minutes of horrible footage from the X-Files game. It took the brutal shooting/kicking death of a tiny pixilated animal that I dearly love to erase those feelings.
      I’m so lonely…. Somebody hold me.

      • http://twitter.com/tariel_corbeau Tariel Corbeau

        Dah its okay… *hugs*
        (*whispers* Hey, you think he would be up for a threesome?*whisper*)

  • http://twitter.com/acekilla202 James Cassady

    make a series abut the doll fights

  • http://www.facebook.com/awelcruiz Adam Welsh

    I remember the X-Files FMV game. I played it on PlayStation. I thought it was okay, personally.

  • http://twitter.com/Winterwander Miika Kuusisto

    Holy shit the kicking!

    And I don’t think I’ve ever heard as unenthusiastic voice-acting than what David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson were doing there.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jay-Sandberg/1247656624 Jay Sandberg

    I don’t get why the old x-files game is so disliked. The cutscenes are almost as high caliber as the show, sure it came on a 7-disc box but considering how much was crammed into the CD’s I’m not surprised. I loved the story and the protagonist, Craig Willmore was tailor made for an X-files game, so much that I was disappointed when they didn’t hire him as Mulder’s replacement during the abduction but instead had that (in my opinion) disaster, Doggett.

  • Anonymous

    Two things, Spoony:

    1. I’d rather watch you put on a show with dolls. XD
    2. How come every vid I see features a picture of Hitler or a reference of Nazism along with “Heut ist Mein Tag” playing in the background? WTF?!

  • http://twitter.com/iolitewraith Leet Shark

    I would SO rather watch you voicing your plastic dolls. That was hilariously awesome!

  • Anonymous

    I would rather watch play with his toys, rather than watch this X File Shite.

  • http://twitter.com/S1imgamz Liam Iverson

    I like how you use lip chap

  • tumAngor

    let me translate what secret nazi skinner is saying: “ich warte nicht gerne!” -> “i don´t like to wait!”

  • Marc Vicelli

    At the end of the video with the kicking montage, I laughed until I cried. Aw God. I’ve never seen anything that ridiculous.

  • Mangraa

    Spoony pussied out, no full-on tuck n’ dance during “Goodbye Horses”?!  BAH!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Christen-Abma/100001243353841 Christen Abma

    Woah woah woah. 8:19 Was that the Racksakorum Falbatorius Calcium Creature thingy from Doctor Who? I think it was. What… on… earth….

  • http://twitter.com/ChazAdder Charles Noland

    BOGUS!!

  • Haohmaru HL

    even as x-files fan i was afraid to play this game because of it’s genericness, and oh boy now i see where they took the gameplay of Dead Island from, Dead Kickland actually

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andy-Wadsworth/100001172057379 Andy Wadsworth

    He needs to make a mini-series of him playing with his action figures. call it “I have no life so because I’m 28 years old and still play with action figures. plz date me!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/jack.reacher.7140 Jack Reacher

    omg the ending :)

  • Misha Leontiev

    Spoony stop acting like that guy from Silence of the lambs.

  • wizzbang

    The world needs more Giant Dizzy Gillespie.

    Also, I choose to believe that Spoony knew about this album before he made that joke: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Giant_(Dizzy_Gillespie_album)

  • http://www.facebook.com/dtilson1 Daniel Tilson

    I’d rather watch the action figures ^_^

  • XSpectreGreyX

    The bit was Hal Jordan was hilarious :)
    Except I actually like Kyle Rayner.

  • outsiderMiracles

    I was that high once, all I can say is marijuana, meth, lsd, and china cat will fuck you up.

  • greg

    lmao at the shaun of the dead reference at the end XD

  • JG

    Oh my god, this was GOLD!
    I’ve spent today watching a lot of these 2007 videos, some of which I’ve never seen before.
    And there can never be enough sketches which reference Buffalo Bill like that new Ultima SNES video.

  • NeroAngelo

    believe it or not, I actually found that XFiles FMV game after my parents cleaned out their living room
    I was shocked, but it’s all there. all 7 discs, the manual, and the box

    I’d love to see a review of it, but unfortunately I can’t play it at the moment
    I don’t know any good windows 95 emulators & the closest I have is DOSbox

  • Matthew Rotondi

    Still nowhere as ridiculous as the “First person Shooter” episode of X-files.

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