Ultima 3: Exodus (BREAKING NEWS)

The Spoony One | Jul 23 2010 | more notation(s) | 

A major correction and a contest announcement!

  • http://itsumademo.livejournal.com Tri

    Hells YES! But, how do we submit our videos?

  • http://twitter.com/KatKaleen KatKaleen

    Okay, so if I happen to see some guys mutilating the lawn in the park, I know what they're up to.
    Sadly, I neither have a Naginata nor a camera.

  • http://itsumademo.livejournal.com Tri

    Hey, at least it'll be easy to spot potential friends in parks near to comic book stores and such.

  • http://twitter.com/KatKaleen KatKaleen

    That's true. ^^

  • http://twitter.com/BeoXXVI Nicholas Whaley

    Oh, I am totally on board for this! XD Time to gather my raiding party and more importantly, some pen and paper to write down some good ideas…

  • http://twitter.com/Kurimus Jon Wind

    Alright, where's my flamethrower!?

  • Artiph

    OH MAN I LOVE IN THE MIDWEST!

    I AM ABSOLUTELY BONED!

    also, I wish I could participate, but I don't have a video camera.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Purdy/100001228513207 Chris Purdy

    Dammit, I don't own a camera. By my GF knows several people who do, and I'm sure they have weapons because they're total cosplay and LARP nerds. Maybe I can talk to them…

  • http://twitter.com/DemiPatt Patt Cicada

    Great! Now there are two things I fear in The Happening. The Horrible acting and the tall Grass!!! Thank you Spoony.

  • http://twitter.com/DANfan69 Kaohe Alama-Francis

    Apparently, the killer grass from “Clones of Bruce Lee” also can kill you in Ultima III!

    Remember folks: killer grass is so deadly, it can kill bronze men!

    • http://twitter.com/jfmarchini Julio Marchini

      This is exactly what I thought. Also, remember how the doctor ny’s first plan for world domination involved destroying grass?
      Now it all becomes clear!

  • ZC3

    I love you, Spoony, but I don't think I'm yet able or willing to have another encounter with The Grass, let alone film it. My physical inflictions were nothing compared to the psychological trauma and the multiple emotional crises that followed it. You'd have to be one Bad-Ass Motherfucker to go head-on into a fight with The Grass.

  • Cthulhu07

    You survived THE FLOOR, now get ready to face THE GRASS! :D

  • Duplexxx

    Damn ! thats an Awesome soundtrack you play during the credits ! there is it from ? i simply MUST know ! tell me or i will cultivate My grass into even more deadly Monsters! ( they will force you to watch Wing Commander before they Kill you ! )

    Love your Stuff Spoony !

  • Duplexxx

    Damn ! thats an Awesome soundtrack you play during the credits ! there is it from ? i simply MUST know ! tell me or i will cultivate My grass into even more deadly Monsters! ( they will force you to watch Wing Commander before they Kill you ! )

    Love your Stuff Spoony !

  • http://twitter.com/Scuzzy86 Tommy Karlsen

    MAX 6 signed pictures? Thats a little snobdouche of you, cant take the time to sign some stuff for them? plus YOU'RE sending THEM. sheesh, celebs….

  • http://twitter.com/andri202 Andri M Sigfuson

    i would like to join the contest, but my camera broke :(

    i can think of a funny enemy: SMOKE!!!!!!!!!1

  • unclewoodstock

    Is it just video entries you will be accepting? Or can people submit still images like photographs or cartoons?

  • FacestabMan

    In Zelda games you can kill grass. Don't worry.

  • http://www.facebook.com/xMaeRx Ryan Beckmann

    I accept your challenge, now just direct me to where to get the PC version of this game so I don't have to dust off my dad's commodore 64 :P

  • ftidus12

    The lawn…everything it sees…..it….conquers.

    *gurgle!*

    *falls dead*

  • http://twitter.com/Blaszy Cedric

    That grass is ass!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anthony-Clayton-Sills/1158802612 Anthony Clayton Sills

    I can see it now. Wandering through a ton of pokemon toys, then suddenly Wild Grass appears!

  • http://twitter.com/Hubbe128 Hubbe King

    Ah… I even have an idea already… Too bad I don't know anyone besides myself who would be willing to act.
    And a one-man show isn't gonna work… Clever editing and hats perhaps?

  • http://cynik.co.uk Cynik

    lmao signed photos of spoony as prizes hahaha xD

  • AggsOfSpades

    How many have you just sent to their death, Spoony? The grass knows no fear, no pain. This foolish quest will only result in more dead adventurers. I pray for them all.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Oliver-Meyer/1288596186 Oliver Meyer

    Grass. My God.

    BTW, anyone know what the music is? It sounds ridiculously epic, and I MUST have it!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jarrod-Eagle/790823078 Jarrod Eagle

    Curse my lack of Camera, the prize lays out of my reach. Still Badass spoony. very Epic conflict, nerd vs grass.

  • http://www.google.com/profiles/jswadden Whisky Tango Foxtrot

    This must be where Link's long-running vendetta against the stuff originated.

  • http://gamebabble.wordpress.com/ GEL

    I've been saying this for YEARS! But it's not just ANY grass, it's Zoysia Grass. Zoysia is the worst. Back when I lived in Indiana the grass was nice and soft, but once I moved to Missouri it was all Zoysia. Zoysia grass is like a million little knives and it's impossible to kill, we tried! It utterly ruins childhoods and is one of the reasons I stay inside. Seriously, we tried SO HARD to have squirtgun fights but the Zoysia would stick to the skin, cutting into it and making us bleed. Imagine hundreds of paper cuts all over your body. This is the torture of Zoysia.

    …I'm being completely serious. Fuck Zoysia!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Fredrik-Nyberg/100000501364476 Fredrik Nyberg

    oh nooo, not the GRASS……. o_O whats next, the Gravel?………. no it make to fucking sense…. I know, Floor….. no wait it's already in there……… you know I'm going to say THE TOOTHBRUSCH, because that thing dosn't make sense, just like the game. :P

  • http://twitter.com/TheMasterpieceP Casey Mason

    floor is still a little better imo, at least grass would have some way to attack you, with some weeds or something. But the floor is level, how the hell could it attack you lol

  • PMiller1lego

    D&D should make this Monster on the Next Monster Manual.

  • MarlocK

    The music is from the Evolution soundtrack by John Powel. The song is called The Fire Truck (don't ask, watch the movie). The soundtrack in question is brilliant and the movie is pretty fun too.

  • MarlocK

    John Powell. Not John Powel. Typo

  • http://dragonacesg7.livejournal.com/profile Dragons_Dusk

    How many Spoony followers will be forced to wear the shirt “I fought the Lawn and the Lawn one?”

    was I waiting three years to make that joke? Probably

    I can't decide if I should bust out my collection of light sabers or go old school cleric on the green stuff.

    • http://dragoniangirl.deviantart.com/ DeeGee

      I demand that t-shirt be made now. >.>

      • http://dragonacesg7.livejournal.com/profile Dragons_Dusk

        I can make a few but all I’ve got right now is glitter puppy paint XD will need more green

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nick-Ventura/548493407 Nick Ventura

    GREATEST IDEA EVER!!! looking forward to watching them when they are judged

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Renardo-Krootjes/1549164800 Renardo Krootjes

    but smoke can kill you by being noxious :P

    how about… a puddle! a puddle filled with murky death!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Renardo-Krootjes/1549164800 Renardo Krootjes

    well of course, what else would you face? a final boss? sheesh, people these days :P

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Renardo-Krootjes/1549164800 Renardo Krootjes

    proof you have a life: you didn't say first :D

  • http://twitter.com/iRiffMoleman J_Masterbassist

    I'm pretty sure the limitation is so that the winner can't say, “Oh by the way Spoony can you sign an additional 37 pictures for my entire extended family and an additional 56 for all of my closest friends?” because at that point they'd have to negotiate which would just be silly.

    6 is probably a good limit because I can't imagine more than 6 people working on a video for this. This isn't going to be like a major production.

  • http://dragoniangirl.deviantart.com/ DeeGee

    Ah I wish I had a camera…. and some friends as dorky as I am to actually go along with doing epic battle against our lawn. >.>

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=643980683 Phil Radz

    Spoon Sawyer, you tricked me. This news is less breaking then previously indicated.

  • Reika

    D: i don't have grass….i live in a desert too!

  • sebasnadilo

    Ah great idea!! Down with the lawn

  • http://www.google.com/profiles/114319313498601954245 Kaltzor

    Let us ride into battle my comrades! Ready thy blades! Tonight, we dine in the backyard!

  • ShadeFawks

    huh I wonder if the NES version would be valid to do, I think I would have less trouble recording a rom over DosBox o.o;

  • davidwev

    ah piece of cake :) just make a let's play of the epic final fantasy V battle against the dragon grass! =O

  • coyoterys

    I don't have the resources or physical capabilities to film my own short, but all I ask is for credits acknowledgment to anyone who can pull of a story I'd call….

    “LAWN OF THE DEAD”

  • Havok1976

    Hmmm Killer grass. Do i smell hidden DEA anti drug propaganda?

  • Mechaflash45

    Or, better than that, a Big Ass Motherfucker.

  • MitchellBandes

    I really hope someone films themselves trying to resist the allure of their marijuana stash, fail miserably, and die by having their head eaten by a bong.

  • http://twitter.com/philmstud2k Cyrus

    WTF is up with the audio 0_o? It sounds like I'm listening to Night of the living Spoony.

  • http://bluehighwind.blogspot.com/ BlueHighwind

    Wow, the music is from the movie Evolution starring David Duchovney. Seriously obscure sound pick, man.

  • Weirx

    Where I live we breed, raise and tame grass for a living. Our grass is carefully and systematically conquered to ensure there will be no uprisings.

  • http://www.facebook.com/20000LeaguesUnderTheRadar Peter Brian O'Dwyer

    I mow my Lawn once a week.

  • http://twitter.com/philmstud2k Cyrus

    Skip that, comp just glitched out

  • CJ47

    My girlfriend lives on a farm… SHES SURRONDED! I'M COMING BABY! HANG ON!

  • JeanJacket

    OH ZARQUON ABOVE, IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN WHEN THE FLOOR USED TO TURN INTO LAVA! D:

    *already firing up openoffice to script an entry*

  • GorlabXYZ

    Lawnmowers are to grass as shotguns are to zombies.

  • Cthulhu07

    Actually, a lawnmower can be quite effective when fighting against the living dead. For a good tutorial how to use it properly, see Peter Jackson's Braindead… :D

  • Iaro

    Oh jesus! We're all surrounded! Tell Spoony's robot I love him!

  • http://twitter.com/Belle_Kel Kelly

    love the names of the party; Spoony, NotSpoony and Spoony?. narcistic bastard :P

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Calvin-Jarchow/1131125364 Calvin Jarchow

    Good God man, are you telling me you're trying to domesticate this menace? It sounds impossible but perhaps with SCIENCE we can bring an end to this destructive conflict.

  • http://cassave.deviantart.com/ Cassavius

    Lawnmower Man is in your head now, Jake. There's no escape, ever.

  • HedonisteEgoiste

    FUCK.

    I live next to a golf course. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit DX

  • http://www.facebook.com/SarkisSamuel Sarkis Samuel

    Wow, this is the perfect opportunity for me to showcase my “10 wrestlers who never made it to the WWE” characters! I AM going to win this. I have been stumped as to how to use all 10 characters (I had the idea of doing a game show type movie..) but this is awesome. I know you will not be disappointed!! -Sam

  • http://twitter.com/Deimos1984ad Zak Mahmud

    My god we're not safe anywhere…first the floor now the grass AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

  • Cthulhu07

    I suggest you move out… before it's too late.

  • JC

    You forgot the most important one: Grass!

    so grass is going to fight against itself.

  • Princess Stabbity

    Get the lawnmowers!

  • http://www.youtube.com/egxtra John K. Spencer

    Lawnmowers will only slow it down.
    I have learned in my travels that the only way to truly destroy grass…is to BURN IT!
    *BAWK-KAAAAW~!*

  • Armidilloman

    Who wants to borrow my flamethrower?

  • http://www.facebook.com/mmcabe1 Michael Mc Cabe

    Well Spoony, as someone that also lives in AZ we do have the Phoenix lawns. You know, patches of dried up semi-dead grass next to large patches of dirt.

    My god the grass could be working with the dirt!!!

  • http://twitter.com/Davinsion David Mason

    Down with the grass! Annihilate the grass! Destroy the grass!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dreaded-Candiru/100000970188298 Dreaded Candiru

    I recommend fire.

  • HedonisteEgoiste

    DX But it's the perfect location for hiding from zombies! God. I'm screwed either way.

  • InVINCEab13

    WTF?
    I'm unfamiliar with these old Ultima games but, why was your 4th player called Grass? This is a joke, isn't it. Not that goading people to battle grass on video is not a fantastic idea, mind you.

    You're fucking with us!

  • Laharl_Krichevskoy

    Someone thinks pretty highly of themselves to consider a picture a prize. :p

    What next? A pair of underpants?

    Also, Can the winner take one shirt and 3 photos?

  • Disthron

    You know, I'd love to have one of the spoony spoof posters for my wall. Are there larger versions of them or are the small thumb nails on the side bare the only ones.?

  • WasASpoonyFan

    It looks like Spoony's ego and douchiness have officially hit an all time high. Considering a picture of yourself a PRIZE? To make it worse, you give a max limit of 6? Wow. You often wonder why you get so much hate, yet then go and pull stunts like this. Come on man…

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_IO6D73PEHNKUHZGEA24Y5MDL6A Iori Yagami

    i admit i hate arrogant bastards but people who insult them are obviously butthurt, ego maniacs themselves. this isnt a “stunt” like u call it. it seems rather fun event actually

  • mysterialize

    Yeah. How dare he come up with a contest that gives his fans a chance to come into the spotlight? He's so terrible for thinking of a funny idea that would be a lot of fun to do, even if it didn't provide prizes! On top of that, he dares to give out prizes even so! Horrible.

    We all know internet celebrities live in mansions, served by the very fans that gave them their inexplicably large amounts of money by clicking on their ads! Spoony is undoubtedly rolling in money! So why doesn't he give us prizes that actually cost something? There's no way he's just a normal guy, who needs to spend his limited cash on food and minor pleasantries! Nonsensical! Give us gold plated trophies!

    Spoony, you're a monster.

  • CJ47

    Well ya, I mean Spoony would have to be the first guy in history to give out autographed pictures of himself to his loyal fans. Believe it or not dickwad, MOST people consider that more than enough of a prize from him. Hell, just being ACKNOWLEDGED by him is all some fans want. He's not gonna award us contracts to Channel Awesome. He's not gonna give us multi-million dollar awards. The guy is just trying to help expose young film makers to a new audience, reward them for their efforts, and entertain his fans with some over the top insanity.

    So please, do us all a favour. Leave this site, never return, and continue to suck Irate Gamer's cock like the good little troll you are.

  • cajaquarius

    So, WasASpoonyFan, how have the Something Awful forums been? Still serious business?

  • anonns

    haven't watered in a week and a half…grass is as yellow as my piss

    on the other hand if by “Grass” you mean “Weed”, then “Make love not war dude”

  • Sergeant_Shrapnel

    For some reason the “Killing Floor” picture made me laugh.

    Anyway, this sounds interesting. Might be worth entering.

  • Spike_prime

    Awsome, love to do it, man!

    BTW, does anyone know what that music you had in the background is? I might use it in the video.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Allison-Hanna/1460142119 Allison Hanna

    What kind of prize is he supposed to give? He's not America's Funniest Home Videos. He can't hand out ten grand for his favorite video. And he features other people's videos on his sites to give them more recognition. Who knows, the winner of this contest could be a budding internet celebrity, too. The winner would get an autograph from a favorite internet celebrity and recognition on his site.

  • P4INKiller

    I'll join, not because I want a prize, but because I know that I'm going to win.
    You saw it here first people.

  • calbeck

    My brain wants to make a marijuana joke. My brain is sitting in the corner until it rethinks its life options.

  • calbeck

    SAForums are *always* SRS BZNS -:F

  • calbeck

    Maybe he just wants a pizza instead.

  • calbeck

    I see this horribleness every time I drive down the streets here in Mesa. It's clear that grass and dirt are…

    >^>

    <^<

    …in CAHOOTS.

  • WasASpoonyFan

    ddd

  • Sylveria

    Take your own advice instead of sitting around and bitching. Probably just upset that you can't get a picture because you lack the creativity to make a video ^.^ What kind of sad, friendless, troll takes the time to make up a new, pretty much anonymous account just to complain about a prize for a competition he has no interest in. You don't like what Spoony does? Fine, go someplace else. Will make this website a better place.

  • Kelrak

    It appears to be a remix of Frog/Glenn's theme from Chrono Trigger
    (whoooooooooooooo)

  • WasASpoonyFan

    Thats what a comment section is meant for, to make comments. People should be allowed to make it from either side of the spectrum.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Zach-Helton/1641829796 Zach Helton

    Of course you're allowed to make comments, it's one of our most precious rights, however if you're not willing to take the criticism from those comments you make then you are the worst scum of a troll on the internet. For me to weigh in here, anyone who doesn't recognize that Spoony makes nearly all his money through add revenue is clearly an idiot, I don't think he's ever tried to hide that fact but I think you're overestimating how much he makes. It's actually a lot of work to make these videos, take it from someone who's tried (and still hasn't finished) that especially sitting through bad games is trying. I'm not going to contest that the prize is kinda lame, it should be T-shirts to the winners but at least he's going to host the winning video on his website and that's really the important part.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rosi-Vazquez/100000778612808 Rosi Vazquez

    And you forget that any revenue is split into those who work with him (scarlet) because it is a self employed job spoony has to pay taxes quarterly . yes he has to pay taxes 4 times a year and they are by means no small ammount. lets take count that he has to invest into his own social security. health insurance and his own expenses to work with. oh throw in if he wants to invest in 401k it all goes on what he invests.

    hes not working for a company that does pay aditional to your social security. pay part of your taxes, invests in your 401k and pays a substantial ammount of your health insurance that you choose. Theres alot of crap around the backround that suddenly make that 6k a month you claim he gets out of advetrizements alone to a much smaller ammount. having many family who have thier own jobs wither be my uncles who have trucking buisnesses or my brother who makes games for the iphone/ipad/ xbox arcade ect. . they can make alot of money but all the deductions that come sever the real ammount they made. seriously if your so against spoony that hes making a shitload of money you may want to think otherwise on how much hes really making at the end.

    oh he may even have to pay for an accountiant to keep track of what he makes and help prepare his quarterly taxes which well is another investment he has to pay for.

  • aMondia

    Holy shit, what a brilliant fucking idea! I cant wait to see how this turns out! :D

  • sebasnadilo

    Look man Im not going to start an argue with you, but Im just going to say this: Spoony gets pay for all his hard work, do you know how many videos he produced? Do you know how many articles he wrote? Do you know how much time he has spent on building this site? Is that worth 6000$ per month (as you say).?? …Fuk yeah!!! You are just jealous because you cant produce content and you came here just to talk $hit. Spoony is not robing us, this money doent come from your wallet, he gets money because he works hard, I would like to see your site…You also comment that he has videos with very little content, dude have you ever seen how long they are, some of his Vlogs are more than 40min. How many guys have Vlogs on silly things? Spoony does it well. To finish my idea, I dont know if Im going to do the video on the grass fight but if I do it, it will be because I want to. not to get recognition or anything. Have a good day TROLL….Spoony you rock!!

  • mysterialize

    Woah, wait, you mean he actually makes money? Well, that changes everything! No one makes a living on my watch.

  • Cthulhu07

    Evil one or regular?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dreaded-Candiru/100000970188298 Dreaded Candiru

    I have a comment: if you dislike Spoony so much, then just don't come here. Problem solved.

  • FormulaFox

    Goddammit! I have access to the perfect weapon to vanquish the grass with! …But I don't have (legal) access to a sufficiently grassy field nor a camera of sufficient quality to film it.

    But I'll throw out the idea just in the hopes that someone who might have access to all three will be able to do it. I would take on the threat of the grass… WITH A SPRINT CAR! Yes, folks, a dirt track sprint car is the greatest weapon to destroy the grass with! Go, all you adventurous young sprint car drivers! GO VANQUISH THE GRASS!!!

  • Quicksilver_the_Archangel

    But that's just it, isn't it? He's offering t-shirts to those who don't want the photos – but maybe someone would.

    I'm nut seeing how “more choices” or “more” of a reward makes the reward worse. If, as is being claimed, posting the videos would be enough… how is posting them + giving out prizes WORSE? I really don't understand that.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ty-Cooper/100001189216586 Ty Cooper

    I guess you don't want anyone to make money easier than you, here I got an idea stop using your computer because you gave money to the company that made the parts. Stop using your internet provider because your giving money to them. Stop using your electricity because your giving money to the electric company. Stop using your sinks, showers and restrooms because you've got to give money to use them. OH I KNOW stop paying taxes because you got to give it to the government just because you don't want someone making money easier than you.

  • WasASpoonyFan

    I only brought up the issue of money because on my original comment, many ignorant fanboys made the argument that he offers a photo of himself as a prize only because he has no money, which I simply was trying to make them aware is NOT the case, he has plenty. And for the person who says Spoony doesn't take home much after taxes, do you realize that there are AMAZING tax breaks self-employed? The US WANTS you to start a business, so they give great incentives to those who do so. Please do some research before you claim hardships due to taxes. And I'm sorry but, no, I don't think Spoony works hard for $6000 a month, and you're a moron if you think so. Putting up videos of other people's work, vlogs, uninteresting sci-fi talk-shows, and then occasionally an original piece (these days always using OTHER people's footage) does not constitute as hard work. It's simply a way to keep the site updated so little fanboys like you will jump with joy just to see anything new on the website, regardless of the content. Will you guys at least TRY to think about these things?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rosi-Vazquez/100000778612808 Rosi Vazquez

    seriously point me out to all these amazing tax breaks self employed people get i would love to share all this glorious information to my uncles and brother and other family members who are self employed. imform youtself better before making big claims. now all self employed jobs qualify for those claims. plus tons of other expences which you refuse to take into the picture.

    so you dislike him we get it. you say this is easy anyone can do stuff. if so then why dont we all become internet reviewers and make hoards of cash reviewing things. we will all be stinking filthy rich.

    oh btw you forgot to include paying services to run the server that hosts this site. plus many other things involved that have to be payed. you know no one hosts webs sites like these for free. much more. no one mantains them for free. look into the bigger picture there so much you leave out. you have NO idea.

  • WasASpoonyFan

    Okay, here we go. Here's just an example of some incentives. First lets talk about deductions. For the self-employed, you can deduct the cost of equipment you buy for your office, such as a computer, fax machine, shredder, filing cabinets, phone system and a dedicated business phone line. You can also deduct the cost of advertising, mailing, business software and accounting fees, medical licenses, professional organization dues, expenses for education in your field, and travel expenses.

    Need more? You can write off the cost of renting an office. Or, if you use a dedicated space in your home exclusively for your business (which Spoony does), then you can take the home-office deduction, which lets you write off a portion of your rent or mortgage interest, utilities and homeowners insurance (based on the percentage of your home you use specifically for your home office)……which means his rent gets lowered too.

    We don't all become internet celebrities because not all of us are creative and witty like Spoony. Don't get my wrong, the guy used to be great. Now, he's turned into a smug, self-absorbed internet personality who simply throws anything he can on his main page to keep it fresh and the expense of content while at the same time award pictures of himself as prizes and going to conventions, charging people for autographs. Whats even more funny is that some of you fankids actually feel SORRY for him, that he works too hard or something. My GOD. Feel sorry for your local 13 hour-a-day $4 an hour gardener. Thats someone who works hard.

  • sebasnadilo

    So he is winning money, why you care so much? Again he is not taking money from me so I have no problem. I dont see your point in arguing. He is not a smug he is intelligent to reduce his taxes.

  • cajaquarius

    Alright, ribbing aside, where do you get the 6000$ a month figure from? Counting the ads on the site and clicking on the Advertise Here link to see how much they cost per week I am not getting anywhere near the range of 6000$ a month. Unless Blip or wherever he hosts his shows are paying a huge amount for them. Also, to be fair, keeping a site up and running is pretty expensive and hard work. I had a friend who ran his own website for awhile and they can get expensive, especially if they have a lot of stuff that eats bandwidth.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dreaded-Candiru/100000970188298 Dreaded Candiru

    Oh, for fuck's sake, are you still going on about this? You've really spent the whole damn day bitching about some “smug, self-absorbed internet personality”? You honestly have nothing better to do? I can't stand Justin Bieber, but you don't see me hanging out on his website complaining for hours at a time, do you?

  • WasASpoonyFan

    Was simply replying to others' posts. I'm sorry if it hurts too much to read. No worries though, keep your head in the sand.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rosi-Vazquez/100000778612808 Rosi Vazquez

    to you well your showing off your jelousy to spoony its darn obious. where there is demand it will be supplied. its just that simple. if people want spoonys pics , face on a shirt and signed and are willing to pay for it. it will happen. I know there are plenty of people who will go for just that and nothing you can do will change it.

    so stop playing the Savior. it just is stupid and really plants you down big time. your only hurting yourself. no one is gonna go. oh that obsure unknown person said this guy is bad i must stop supporting/viewing his work. it doesnt work that way.

    one you have no credible evidence of nothing. two there are people who would actually dig to have spoonys signiture on somthing. you wanna know how popular the guy is. did you see BENZAIS auctions the drawing of kickassia where spoony is on the ground insano sproting out about to fight nc. the last time i saw the bid it was going for over 750$ keep in mind out of all of them nc has appeared in a few of them and i belive this is the only one that had spoony on it.

    there are people who dig spoony take it as you will but thats a fact. people will pay for this stuff because spoony has gave us hundreds of hours of entertainment over the years.

    seriously stop playing this stupid game of the hero, the savior. just making you look bad. heck i have nothing to hide im posting with my real name. not some obscure entity like you.

    i guess we fans should just petition to spoony to sell signed merchandise. ill definantly buy some.

  • http://twitter.com/yellowclaws Preethi

    A Challenge to the defeat the monster the terrible monster is grass, you sir have inspired me I shall take my sword join the unending fight against grass.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Zach-Helton/1641829796 Zach Helton

    I was really addressing what wasaspoonyfan was saying, and he has a point, aside from the unlikely event that more than a handful of people get together to do this there's no harm in handing out more than just the 2 t-shirts he promised, I guess it does complicate things since he's picking the top 3 videos, maybe the guy should work on doing contests better in the future. I'm not really complaining though, it just seems a bit uneven.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andres-Lopez/1404018420 Andres Lopez

    Yay! Evolution soundtrack!

  • Oseis

    Fine, you wanna rag on Spoony for making a buck, that's your prerogative. Personally I don't care if he does either way. I don't consider myself a fanboy, but I like when he puts his own work out over what he's been posting lately yeah, who doesn't. However to sit there and think you can educate everyone on how Spoony's now some cooperate tool, and how we should all know better is just a waste of your time. People with either watch him or they won't. Your comments will, undoubtedly, continue and Spoony will as well. So just save yourself the effort and deal. I don't care what YOU think of him so I assume no one else really does either. And if they're swayed by your nerd rage then maybe they aren't really fans to begin with. And why not make a photo a prize, if people are watching they like Spoony, how well would you fare if you suddenly found yourself an internet sensation? How would any of us? …Just saying….End of line.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=48703655 Colin Rogers

    now to find a good idea, doubtful i'll win. But never know until i try.

  • Spike_prime

    Thanks

  • jewbagel

    lol I was laughing too hard I accidentally clicked like instead of reply. You look like such a tool ranting like this on some dude's website. It sounds like he broke your heart or something. Get over this weird obsession you have and move on with your life.

  • r3verend

    It really would help of you would clarify your comment as an opinion. Although it is a “bad reward” in your opinion does not mean that it is a bad contest. Maybe you would like money as a reward or a signed “manos – the hands of fate” dvd, thats okay but other people are probably okay with the reward presented here.

    Most beginner-filmmakers I know (just 4 ;-)) would be cool with just being aired.

  • P4INKiller

    Spoony, out of all people you should know that making a short film takes time.
    I always shake my head when a film or editing contest takes place, and the deadline is within a month.

    It would be great if it could be extended by two weeks or something.

  • cajaquarius

    I don't think he is expecting the Lord of the Rings, bro, just that you do your best and give everyone a chuckle.

  • P4INKiller

    Haha, yeah I know.

    But being a cinematographer, it's hard for me to create something less than perfect.
    I think I'll make an animation instead, production will go faster.

  • sarkissamuel

    I'm having a lot of fun doing this short film. If anyone wants to see a preview, check out “A prelude to chaos..” (just uploaded it to youtube).
    Thanks!
    Mr Samuel.

  • http://holyjunkie.wordpress.com/ HolyJunkie

    Well, my video is done. Do I send the video itself, or can I upload it onto Youtube and send the link?

    Cause it's like, 92mb.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jacob-W-Rampey/1003608675 Jacob W. Rampey

    I wonder if M Night Shyamalan played this as a child.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jacob-W-Rampey/1003608675 Jacob W. Rampey

    I wonder if M Night Shyamalan played this as a child.

  • http://twitter.com/Videolizzard Lord Andrew Jennings

    So I finished my submission… but I’m sitting on it ’till the 21st. I’m hoping for maybe 2nd/3rd here. Maybe?

  • http://twitter.com/MrNamefag Ashely Lutz

    Oh sweet, I’ve been meaning to tear this lawn up to make way for some new grass I could so do thi-
    Goddamn it it’s the 22nd today.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JI4546YT5HKPSPOFBPVWH7HNUU Archedgar D

    Shoot, dual post, sorry : /

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JI4546YT5HKPSPOFBPVWH7HNUU Archedgar D

    Oh fuck.

    I just saw this video today . I TOTALLY would have wanted to participate, but it’s too late, I would have had an epic struggle vs. the evil grass with my party. Of course we would have been annihilated but it would have been the stuff of legends!

    • http://www.facebook.com/supergeek2004 Craig Pierrot

      Man, I could say the *exact* same thing. (word for word lol) I’m always struggling against the evil grass with my party. You wouldn’t *believe* the combat high! ;~) lol

  • http://twitter.com/Smael123 Ismael Almaguer

    what’s that movie at 1:15?

    • perfectlyreasonabletoo

      The Happening, I think.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Garrett-W-Martin/1425132151 Garrett W. Martin

    Dear Spoony/Noah,
    I used to be a Canadian…not a true statement, however I am glad that I got this off of my chest. I was curious to know how the pax video uploads are going and how long the public shall be on hold for the grass battles. I’m excited to see some of the other peoples videos. Also is there going to be a link type deal to other peoples videos? that would be pretty cool to see the publics videos.
    If perhaps you do read this remember sir You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up. that is a saying that started during the Wu dynasty and is true to this day.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Garrett-W-Martin/1425132151 Garrett W. Martin

      Sorry everyone, please disregard I couldn’t find the forum posting but have found it and boy is my face red. I remember once when I was a young lad back in 74′, all of the kids would make fun of me for having patches on my clothes but by golly I didn’t let that get to me. I asked my mother to fashion me an entire outfit out of patches, she had a sad look on her face walked to my closet and pulled out all of my clothes threw them on my bed. She said ‘Oh son, you already have all of these fine clothes made completely out of patches, how many more must you have?’ To my dismay I had suddenly felt a cold breeze across my backside and noticed that the bum flap on my trousers had been open this whole time. I took action to put on another pair of pants, when those too the bum flap was open. I had investigated this further to see that all of my pants had no buttons or snaps on the flaps of my bottom so everyday my bum flap had been open at school exposing my knickers that too were fashioned out of patches. Boy was my face red.
      The entire post except the first part dealing with the forum is only a slight fabrication of the life and experiences of a man known as Jude Law. Father, Actor, Saint.

    • http://www.facebook.com/supergeek2004 Craig Pierrot

      You put the lime in the Coke, you nut! You mixed it up!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Stacey-LaValle/100000838621247 Stacey LaValle

    were the winners for this ever announced or is it still in the wind?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_7ZF72C65EMCUL4OSFER5XMYLME Michael Valenzuela

    Your ass is grass…

  • Anonymous

    Well,crap,I’m gonna be dead the next time I’ll walk into the park in front of my house.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jason-Zebrowski/100000431414954 Jason Zebrowski

    HAHA! Too bad most of the grass in my yard died in a mini-drought! In Indiana!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jason-Zebrowski/100000431414954 Jason Zebrowski

    HAHA! Too bad most of the grass in my yard died in a mini-drought! In Indiana!

  • http://www.facebook.com/supergeek2004 Craig Pierrot

    I wonder if anyone ever submitted a video of themselves just smoking a bunch of pot? lol!

  • Anonymous

    Spoony, Notspoony, Spoony? and Grass. Truly the most feared, just heroes ever found.

  • Anonymous

    This is why I’m glad I live in the city. No grass here except in the park and it hasn’t figured out how to escape the confines of its concrete prison yet. We’re safe… for now…

  • http://twitter.com/kirana44 C. L. Johnson

    I live in the English countryside, where there’s grass and fields fucking everywhere. I’m screwed, guys.

    • http://dragonacesg7.livejournal.com/profile Dragons_Dusk

      need to hire you some adventurers man

  • http://twitter.com/iolitewraith Leet Shark

    Too bad the contest is long over… I would’ve donned my ski goggles and warrior boots, then charged up the hill in my backyard and started ripping up clumps of grass with my bare hands. Then I’d set the footage to Caramelldansen… Dude, I should totally make this video just for the hell of it!

  • http://twitter.com/Jesseraygarza Jesse Garza

    I’ll choose, THE LAWN MOWER!

  • Mo Rahman

    Too bad the word of Ultima doesn’t have lawn mowers.

  • igotbanned999

    What is that music at the end? I HAVE TO KNOW!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1317991587 Marisa Mockery

    You never posted permanant links to them here…

  • Dragon Nexus

    August 22nd? Dammit, missed it by a couple of weeks!

    • Brian Frang

      August 22, 2010. 3 years and a couple weeks.

      • Fueldrop

        Just steal Insano’s time machine.

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