Counter Monkey – The Toilet Pizza

The Spoony One | Oct 24 2011 | 301 notations | 

A story of the meanest, most depraved thing I’ve ever done to another human being. And I’m not proud of it, but it is pretty funny.

Final Fantasy X-2 – Part 1

The Spoony One | Jul 10 2011 | 968 notations | 

What can I do for you, except review another Final Fantasy atrocity? It’s the much-maligned sequel to a game I already hate! How much worse could it be? Follow-up: In hindsight, “predictable” wasn’t the word I should have chosen in describing the series– although the spinoff games outside of the main series definitely were. I…file continues…

Lords of Magick

The Spoony One | May 14 2011 | 530 notations | 

It’s Magick! We don’t have to explain anything.

Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time

The Spoony One | Apr 17 2011 | 399 notations | 

The world of Arok is conquered by a bulging idiot who discovers a portal to our dimension and a weapon of unlimited power! Will the Beastmaster be able to stop the maximum ruler of Arok from conquering Earth as well?

Highlander: The Source (Uncut)

The Spoony One | Dec 6 2010 | 383 notations | 

The final entry of the Highlander series goes beyond rock bottom and drills itself deep, deep into the earth’s crust.

Howling 2: Stirba Werewolf Bitch

The Spoony One | Oct 28 2010 | 293 notations | 

It’s a Reb Brown Halloween Special with Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf, in which Reb teams up with Christopher Lee to do battle with the lycanthropic misanthropes of the night. You did not seriously think that a werewolf could contend with the will of Sauron? WARNING: This review is for mature audiences and…file continues…

Highlander – The Last of the MacLeods

The Spoony One | Oct 19 2010 | 575 notations | 

Oh yes, there’s a Highlander video game.