Quinlan ransacks Burgess Meredith’s house for vacuum tubes, and begins the search for Joey Falconetti, the outlaw brain surgeon! Will he succeed, or will the appearance of the dreaded Cyber-Walken spell his doom?
HOLY SHIT IT’S CYBERWALKEN, GET IN THE CAR!
these never get old
Pretty good stuff. Cyber Walken is terrifying.
Wow, that was surprisingly early! I hope it goes the same with the other parts.
Look who is bustin’ some ass now, whay to go NOAH!!
Awesome. Glad your uploading these videos so fast.
MIni Games. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wow, I can tell this game is dated. Smoking in a New York City bar? Not anymore.
Nice Favre joke, BTW. lol
Goddamnit Spoony quit leaving us hangN’!
At least whips us a little… ;D
Wow Spoony, I thought that looked like Paw and when you said he did you scared the SHIT outta me XD
Hey, that “Twig” guy that is Falcon Eddie’s assistant…It’s Mr. Morden from Babylon 5!!!!
The actor’s name is Ed Wasser.
EEK! Jack the Ripper has escaped Vorlon space and is working with Mr Morden and the Shadows in this game!!!
Never thought I would see him again!
Good riffing as always spoony, can hardly wait for the next one!
“Meanwhile, on Namek, Piccolo secured another Dragonball.”
That was great!
Brett Favre would be still playing 2040, his bitterness against the Packers runs that deep. But even if he had cyborg upgrades, he’s still throw interceptions. Favre you make this Packer Fan sad.
HAHA! Dirty Work reference. Very nice
Falcon Eddie, the ripper? C’mon, he spends 24 hours a day hanging from the damn ceiling of his house while browsing porn on the internet and somehow subsisting of synthetic food or some crap. The second he puts any pressure on his legs they’ll probably snap in half like dry spaghetti.
Aw, I miss Trevor. You just had to bring up his gayness.
I still can’t believe they’d expect us to buy that in the future, surfing the web involves travelling through Hell.
“Okay, I C U then…” hahahahha, good one :)
I can’t get enough of these videos…
Oh also, random quotes for the website:
The best website in the whole cyberspace!
You can hang out with his crystals.
“Oh no! I’ve been pwnd!”
I had to stop and rewind that several times. It was perfect!
Spoony really brought his “A” game this time. Walken mocking, Favre jokes, The Bear Jew, tie-ins to Phantasmagoria, and much more had me laughing early and often. Excellent work.
… Did I just cross over into an head-fucking drug-binge on par with ‘Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas’?
And to think that I was actually tempted to buy this game because of the all-star cast. You’ve saved my $10 Spoony!! I’ll buy ‘F&LLV’ to celebrate. Maybe it will sober me up from watching Cyber-Walken… sweet crap…
Thats a shirt right there… “I Play weird Shit”
I’m just waiting for a dull moment where Spoony will shout ‘PHANTASMAGORIA!!!’.
I love you Spoony!
Nice Phantasmagoria tie-ins!
“By the way, are you Trevor? I’m supposed to meet him here.”
Remember when I said I would kill you last Sully? I was telling the truth.
I was amused at the grep-as-a-verb joke in the game’s dialog. At the time of this game’s release, Linux was anything /but/ mainstream; the only people who would’ve “got” the joke at the time would be the greybeards working in UNIX datacenters. :)
Shame we might not be able to get the “CyberWalken” tshirt, I may actually have lost sleep over that lol
Jerry Horne from Twin Peaks is JOEY FALCONETTE!!!
Good morning, Spoony.
Best Ripper video so far.
Though, I’m surprised that, when you found out Falconetti was just behind the door, you didn’t do the Spaceballs “beaming” joke.
“Forget it. Forget it. No more beaming. This time I’m gonna walk.” (goes into the next room)
Every get that feeling of deja vu?… Ah it’s probably nothing.
Haha, this is great! Damn you’re making these fast. This one is even better than the previous ones. Great job!
The way that bartender poured the drink. He obviously knows a technique beyond all our understanding.
By the way, “Falcon Eddie”?
One line guys and girls: “Warriors! Come out to PLAAA – YAAAAYY!”
lol– Phantasmagoria tie-ins.
And yeah— Cyber-Walken = scary/weirdashell.
Good stuff, Spoony.
I can’t believe you made that ICU joke.
I also can’t believe I laughed at it.
Great job, Spoony!
I can’t wait to see more episodes!
Go on doing this kind of videos…I really like them!!
i demand a new t-shirt in the spoony store! and it should say “Cyber Walken PWNZ you!” ^_^ yep i’d by that :p
“When can we be expecting a “The internet is a series of vacuum tubes.” t shirt Spoony?
Cyber-Walken? OH NOOEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Gah, Spoony and his love of puns!
but they do make me laugh.
Spoony, what is it with you and jews? Sure, I guess it’s just me, but I’m really starting to get some sort of an antisemitistic vibe from some of your videos. You should at least make fun of different ethnic groups equally.
I’m glad these are coming so fast!! I have to say though the last two parts just didn’t have enough Walken.
Keep it up man! This is great stuff!
I love this series!
I wouldn’t have gotten the “Dirty Work” joke if the movie hadn’t been on Comedy Central this morning! So, that made it twice as funny to me.
I love bad puns, so don’t stop making them.
So many good lines… but I expected a joke about the “40 GB”.
Wow, did you write this review, like, the day after seeing Inglorious Basterds? Excellent reference!
“I-uh… heard that!”
Ha, ha, ha.
Nice one, man.
If I might make a constructive comment. The video was funniest when you were just spouting out jokes off the top of your head. I know some of the sequences kind of had to be explained, but given a lot of transitional sequences were cut for time, your video time and as such speaking time were limited. The two previous videos weren’t as funny as say Phantasmagoria 2’s videos becuase those were all just one liner after one liner after one liner.
However, this was your best video of the series so far, because it had the most (and best) one liners! OH MY GOD IT’S CYBERWALKEN! GET IN THE CAR!
No, no, Spoony. By 2040 Cobra had disbanded and Cobra Commander (having been turned from a man into a snake and then back into a man) had assumed the identity of “Ol’ Snake” selling Cobra technology (such as synthoids) on the black market to get by.
Don’t you remember any of your future history!?
Is that monitor thing he’s said a few times a reference to Dark Angel?
Cyber Walken haha.
It’s seriously mind blowing how any of the actors in this can read the script and say “Fuck I need to do this it will make my career jump leaps and bounds”. I’d say especially Walken but… I saw Balls of Fury so I know just how low he can go for a check…
I lol’d so hard on that line.
You’re awesome, Mr. Spoony.
Yes, I’m sure a guy named NOAH ANTWILER is a raving anti-semite. *rolls eyes*
Butterbeer? A Harry Potter reference? Not exactly what I expected…
My favorite: “You’re missing the point!” “Ow!” That just doesn’t get old.
“eventually you’ll find the right combination, have a good ball movement”, unintentional but hilarious.
lol great vid spoony i love the drity work reference lol sandler and that pig cracked me up in that moive
Enjoying it, but I really loved ‘By the way, are you Trevor? Because I’m supposed to meet him here.”
Holy crap, Falconetti’s assistant is the same actor who played “Mr Morden” on Babylon 5!!!
the day that the streets and government are run by people who spend way too much time on the computer is the day i rule the world
My God, Twig is David Thorton! David is Attorney Lionel Granger from Law & Order: SVU! I never thought I see him in this game.
It’s weird that this game’s version of cyberspace makes Second Life look dignified.
Holy shit! Morden! I knew he looked familiar!
Haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. Was especially amused by “Are you Trevor?” and “CYBER WALKEN! GET IN THE CAR.”
I just went on the IMDB page for this game and the popularity went up by 118%. I think this is due in part to this series right here haha.
Nice Dirty Work reference. :3
I lol’d at “My precious”. He’s such a gollum.
you did a rapid fire set of wii, DDR and inglorious basterds jokes in a row! holy shit!
I don’t know why Spooney doesn’t like X-Files the interactive CD game for the PC I thought it was brilliant played it alot excellent story , incorporated all the characters, great gameplay mechanics and you could even shot Skinner and an arrest cut scene would appear.
actually I may have been wrong earlier, “Holy shit it’s Cyber-Walken, get in the car!!” might be a good shirt lol
The internet is a series of tubes, thats why Spoony had to spend so much time finding them and plugging them in to the computer-thing.
Notice Twig is wearing a leather apron. Reference to the original ripper-murders in Whitechapel or ludicrous costume design?
I cannot help but think of Quilin as Wolf from the Tenth Kingdom movie. Funny to see him act so bad-ass. You are doing a amazing job with these Spoony, thanks for the good times!
Spoony I am loving it! I agree with Robotpanda I see him as wolf as well.
Holy Shit! Thats Elias Koteas! He was in I think some of the TMNT movies.
Close, but no cigar. It does look like him quite a lot, but that’s actually David Patrick Kelly.
Wow. Could have sworn it was him. Well he has a twin running around.
WE EAT THE PIG AND THEN TOGETHER WE BURN!!! BURN!!!!
Dirty Work references are awesome!
It’s interesting how so many of these side characters that are played by nobody are actually doing a better job at acting than the main characters and famous actors.
I am still laughing at “Holy Shit! Its Cyber Walken!” I am always fond of anything with Walken in it. Hes such a weird (yet awesome) guy.
Spoony, stop wasting time on that other shit and POST MORE RIPPER!
A hilarious, MST3000-type review. The three parts and the Prologue are great. It’s amazing how they were able to get such a big cast list and that this game turned out to be such crap! I guess it’s true that Christopher Walken will try anything just once. Remember THE COUNTRY BEARS? Yikes. The guy who plays Quinlan on here sounds like he was also the guy who voiced the lead character of Tony Angelo in the 2002 video game MAFIA.
Yeah, When are we getting more Ripper? These were great.
ICU later! Fucking priceless!!! Once again, your puns absolutely slay me!
I still love watching this! This is my 5th time watching. All I can say is More! More! More!
Great work spoony cant wait for part 4
now that your done with your holloween reviews i hope you continue doing Riff on Ripper its really funny!
so eddies place is the hard drive of a ps3? in 2030? how unadvance.
“Meanwhile on Namek, Piccolo had secured another dragonball” haha.
I die a little inside of laughter every time Spoony sings the Gumby theme.
*promptly dies laughing* Spoony, you are a comedy genious XD
Me too, Die of laughter that is!
Always appreciate a Princess Bride reference
… I saw the picture of the box and my first thought was literally, “Holy CRAP!? SIX discs!? What!? Jesus Christ that is a lot of discs!”
Years later and George RR Martin STILL hasn’t released A Dance of Dragons Come on man! What’s taking so long! I have been holding off on reading A Feast of Crows because you haven’t release that. I have read like 10 bucks, and I read slow as hell
What’chu talkin’ about, Satan?
Ha ha! You didn’t count on my loyal army of prostitutes, did you?
“have a good ball movement”
Can wet your pants twice? That doesn’t seem possible…
“Warriors….come out to plaaaaayyy”
Having never seen that movie, I didn’t get it at first, but it was such a significant joke I had to look it up. Absolutely perfect joke, if obscure.
Lol Jackson Pollack on crack!……. I’m an art student….
Horoscope is the password OMG
After all these years at around the 9 minute mark you can now use a xbox kinect joke instead of wii.
Surprised Spoony never made a Spiderman Green Goblin reference with that cyberspace avatar
Ok, I rewatch this after years and I just got the phantasmagoria joke on 4:50
“Im also a male prostitute on craig list! hey, are you Trevor? Im supposed to meet him here.”