Let’s Play SWAT 4 – Mission #06: Red Dead Library

The Spoony One | Apr 8 2009 | more notation(s) | 

A botched bank robbery has several heavily-armed suspects holed up in a nearby office building known as the Red Library, which is likely to be a secret socialist software developer responsible for pushing Marxist dogma on our fresh-faced American youth!

Needless to say, the pressure of the situation combined with the underlying communist menace has the entire team a bit on-edge.

“You’re in my spot, sir.”

Edit: Considerable interest has been shown into the fate of the injured civilian who collapsed with his head trapped in the elevator doors. While the cumulative effect of the doors closing on his head several hundred times over the course of two hours caused significant brain damage that prevented him from working further on software development, it made him an ideal host for G4 programming. He now hosts a wacky clip show called “Totally Freaky Groin Injuries Caught on Tape,” and is the highest-rated show in the much-coveted 3-3:30 AM time slot.

  • Glenn

    First!

  • Glenn

    First!

  • Anonymous

    Number one rule of SWAT 4: if you die at any point during a mission it’s almost always in the last room. :)

  • http://www.spectere.net/ Spectere

    Number one rule of SWAT 4: if you die at any point during a mission it’s almost always in the last room. :)

  • http://astronomycast.com/ Hanzoman

    Also good stuff Spoony :D

  • http://astronomycast.com Hanzoman

    Also good stuff Spoony :D

  • John

    Sarcastic spoony is better than angry spoony :3

  • John

    Sarcastic spoony is better than angry spoony :3

  • Mahiar Ghannadi

    There are levels later on that will eat you alive. I got stock at a bank or something, can’t remember the name. but fucking hell, i kept getting killed, over and over and over again.

    It’s impossible to complete 100 on the Elite difficulty after the 2nd or 3rd level.

    GOOD LUCK, SPOONY! :o)

  • Mahiar Ghannadi

    There are levels later on that will eat you alive. I got stock at a bank or something, can’t remember the name. but fucking hell, i kept getting killed, over and over and over again.

    It’s impossible to complete 100 on the Elite difficulty after the 2nd or 3rd level.

    GOOD LUCK, SPOONY! :o)

  • Alex

    Hilarious stuff, the friendly AI in this game is just about as bad as Rainbow Six Vegas 2.

    They’ll tell you you’re in the way then forget about their orders all together, stand in your way so when there is a barrage of bullets pounding you you’ll have no where to go, and watch enemy troops advance into the room you’re holding in and do nothing about it when they should be watching your back like you ordered them to.

  • Alex

    Hilarious stuff, the friendly AI in this game is just about as bad as Rainbow Six Vegas 2.

    They’ll tell you you’re in the way then forget about their orders all together, stand in your way so when there is a barrage of bullets pounding you you’ll have no where to go, and watch enemy troops advance into the room you’re holding in and do nothing about it when they should be watching your back like you ordered them to.

  • Paul W.

    Damn you Spoony now I’m going to need to go dig out my Swat 4 disks, It doesn’t help that they are in those goddamned paper sleeves! I hated that Laura Croft looking paper cutout every time I went in that room I shot at it. That was my favorite level, I just loved the look of it with the brick and pine floors.

  • Paul W.

    Damn you Spoony now I’m going to need to go dig out my Swat 4 disks, It doesn’t help that they are in those goddamned paper sleeves! I hated that Laura Croft looking paper cutout every time I went in that room I shot at it. That was my favorite level, I just loved the look of it with the brick and pine floors.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/Level1Slime Level 1 Slime

    That’s the crappiest shotgun I’ve ever seen, I’ll never understand why developers feel the need to horribly butcher a shotgun’s capabilities. I mean I’ve never used one, but from what I hear no, they do not lose almost all effectiveness past the 4 foot mark…

    And yay for crappy grenade physics. Don’t try to edge a grenade Noah, it’s going to hit the door frame and roll back back to your feet…

    Also, wouldn’t it be nice if you had a bitch smack option to put those whiney squad members in line?

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/Level1Slime Level 1 Slime

    That’s the crappiest shotgun I’ve ever seen, I’ll never understand why developers feel the need to horribly butcher a shotgun’s capabilities. I mean I’ve never used one, but from what I hear no, they do not lose almost all effectiveness past the 4 foot mark…

    And yay for crappy grenade physics. Don’t try to edge a grenade Noah, it’s going to hit the door frame and roll back back to your feet…

    Also, wouldn’t it be nice if you had a bitch smack option to put those whiney squad members in line?

  • Isaac

    Hell yeah, Spoonys back.

  • Isaac

    Hell yeah, Spoonys back.

  • Klash

    Oh man. “Easy there, pookeybuns.”

  • Klash

    Oh man. “Easy there, pookeybuns.”

  • flamingkillamajig

    I’m surprised he didn’t mention the guy with his head stuck in the elevator with severe brain trauma in his ending credits.

  • flamingkillamajig

    I’m surprised he didn’t mention the guy with his head stuck in the elevator with severe brain trauma in his ending credits.

  • Dave

    On some of the later levels I highly recommend that you take some door wedges with you and give at least one door wedge to each of your teammates. They allow you to control the flow of bad guys and cordon off rooms or entire floors.

  • dbzfandiego

    hay spoony you can always go back and replay a level if you want to do a light run

  • Dave

    On some of the later levels I highly recommend that you take some door wedges with you and give at least one door wedge to each of your teammates. They allow you to control the flow of bad guys and cordon off rooms or entire floors.

  • dbzfandiego

    hay spoony you can always go back and replay a level if you want to do a light run

  • dbzfandiego

    sorry about the hay i ment hi

  • dbzfandiego

    sorry about the hay i ment hi

  • That Man

    Wonderful! After a few videos of bitching like a woman on her period, you actually went back to making hilarious reviews. I enjoyed the Hell out of this video and look forward to future SWAT playthroughs.

  • That Man

    Wonderful! After a few videos of bitching like a woman on her period, you actually went back to making hilarious reviews. I enjoyed the Hell out of this video and look forward to future SWAT playthroughs.

  • http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/ Spoony

    Great! Because if there’s one thing I need, it’s fans who regularly use the phrase “bitching like a woman on her period.”

  • http://www.spoonyexperiment.com Spoony

    Great! Because if there’s one thing I need, it’s fans who regularly use the phrase “bitching like a woman on her period.”

  • Sephex

    The original SWAT, huh?

    “You a comedian? I thought you were LAPD SWAT! Now knock off the funny business and GET FOCUSED!”

  • Sephex

    The original SWAT, huh?

    “You a comedian? I thought you were LAPD SWAT! Now knock off the funny business and GET FOCUSED!”

  • Kristian

    Simply hilarious Spoony, i couldnt help but laugh every time you screamed at the guy for bitching about you being in his place. And watching you sting yourself with a nade never gets old :P

  • Kristian

    Simply hilarious Spoony, i couldnt help but laugh every time you screamed at the guy for bitching about you being in his place. And watching you sting yourself with a nade never gets old :P

  • Niamer

    When you use the “cs gas” just prest “b” near someone to punch him, so you dont need to change weapon (in case you get attacked in the meantime)

    Anyway awesome video as always ;)

  • Niamer

    When you use the “cs gas” just prest “b” near someone to punch him, so you dont need to change weapon (in case you get attacked in the meantime)

    Anyway awesome video as always ;)

  • NucleaRaptor

    Is dis sum Red Dead Revolver reference? AWESOME.

  • NucleaRaptor

    Is dis sum Red Dead Revolver reference? AWESOME.

  • Xainiax

    you do know that if you go non lethal you can just shoot them THEN tell them to get down right?

  • Xainiax

    you do know that if you go non lethal you can just shoot them THEN tell them to get down right?

  • http://battlemaster.org/ steelabjur

    One of the many nice things about the CS Paintball gun? You can shoot the fuck out of those annoying “Your standing in my way, Sir” teammates with no repercussions to your score (along with civilians, suspects, cuffed people unable to defend themselves, etc.) I’m actually kind of surprised you don’t have your guys equipped with wands themselves, but I guess this way makes the game slightly better to make videos on. My typical tactic is pretty much sitting back and having my team do almost all the wetwork: wand the door, pick the lock (because I never blow the door unless they’re already on alert and I always use the breaching shotgun because the charges can hurt civilians if they’re too close to the door when you blow it) gas the room if they see anyone, clear it, then walk in and pick up the pieces and cuff and call. Worked well for me so far.

  • http://battlemaster.org steelabjur

    One of the many nice things about the CS Paintball gun? You can shoot the fuck out of those annoying “Your standing in my way, Sir” teammates with no repercussions to your score (along with civilians, suspects, cuffed people unable to defend themselves, etc.) I’m actually kind of surprised you don’t have your guys equipped with wands themselves, but I guess this way makes the game slightly better to make videos on. My typical tactic is pretty much sitting back and having my team do almost all the wetwork: wand the door, pick the lock (because I never blow the door unless they’re already on alert and I always use the breaching shotgun because the charges can hurt civilians if they’re too close to the door when you blow it) gas the room if they see anyone, clear it, then walk in and pick up the pieces and cuff and call. Worked well for me so far.

  • Pritcher

    Haha! Good stuff. I loved the last line, “…a real SWAT man would’ve charged in there with a taser gun and wiffle bat and brought em all back alive”. lol Seriously, they’re heavily armed and armored; they’ve already taken shots at officers and taken hostages, but you’re still not allowed to shoot at them until they blow off your kneecaps first. WTF.

    I actually picked this game up after you started this series and played through a bit. It’s a good game, but definitely infuriating at times. The friendly AI in particular. This mission gave me a little trouble on the first run too, but the one that made me wanna tear my hair out was that one jewel heist thing. I don’t know what it was called but I failed that like 10 times after coming soo close to finishing and then I finished it a few times but still failed due to killing too many suspects. Man, that’s a bummer. I finally beat it after outfitting myself and everyone else with non-lethal arms.

    Haven’t played in a while, but last I remember I was in some hospital or something. I got irritated and had to break from the game a while.

  • Pritcher

    Haha! Good stuff. I loved the last line, “…a real SWAT man would’ve charged in there with a taser gun and wiffle bat and brought em all back alive”. lol Seriously, they’re heavily armed and armored; they’ve already taken shots at officers and taken hostages, but you’re still not allowed to shoot at them until they blow off your kneecaps first. WTF.

    I actually picked this game up after you started this series and played through a bit. It’s a good game, but definitely infuriating at times. The friendly AI in particular. This mission gave me a little trouble on the first run too, but the one that made me wanna tear my hair out was that one jewel heist thing. I don’t know what it was called but I failed that like 10 times after coming soo close to finishing and then I finished it a few times but still failed due to killing too many suspects. Man, that’s a bummer. I finally beat it after outfitting myself and everyone else with non-lethal arms.

    Haven’t played in a while, but last I remember I was in some hospital or something. I got irritated and had to break from the game a while.

  • TheCanadianColin

    “…a real SWAT man would’ve charged in there with a taser gun and wiffle bat and brought em all back alive”.

    I could totally picture the Scout running into the room with his bat out. “I’M GONNA HEADBUTT YA!”

    “I AM OWNING YOU, YOU FAT BALD FATTY FAT FAT FAT!”

  • TheCanadianColin

    “…a real SWAT man would’ve charged in there with a taser gun and wiffle bat and brought em all back alive”.

    I could totally picture the Scout running into the room with his bat out. “I’M GONNA HEADBUTT YA!”

    “I AM OWNING YOU, YOU FAT BALD FATTY FAT FAT FAT!”

  • RageTreb

    By far my favorite one. The end credits were the funniest as well.

  • RageTreb

    By far my favorite one. The end credits were the funniest as well.

  • perochial-joe

    A good episode, I loved the closing line, though the entire episode was good. I could have sworn he was about to drill one of the officers in the head for saying, “You’re in my way, sir.” one too many times. Though, I have to say that the submachine gun that was being used wasn’t a .45. It was an MP5 which means it had to have been using 9mm bullets. I hate pointing small things out like that, but it would have nagged at me if I didn’t.

  • perochial-joe

    A good episode, I loved the closing line, though the entire episode was good. I could have sworn he was about to drill one of the officers in the head for saying, “You’re in my way, sir.” one too many times. Though, I have to say that the submachine gun that was being used wasn’t a .45. It was an MP5 which means it had to have been using 9mm bullets. I hate pointing small things out like that, but it would have nagged at me if I didn’t.

  • szarik

    You point out a lot of the flaws with the AI cops, but that being said you also play like a cowboy. If you took your time clearing rooms
    and used the right grenade for the right situation you probably wouldn’t be as frustrated (though the video wouldn’t
    be nearly as hilarious). Stinger grenades are useful for taking down baddies who are concentrated in a small area and wont have
    time to run away, CS gas is good for rooms with things like furniture that will obstruct stingers, and flashbangs are good in
    combination with tazers and non-lethal weapons. You have to find the right balance for your approach. I always use the door wedge
    when I’ve stopped my advance so bad guys dont sneak up on you like that one guy did.

    When you say that real SWAT wouldn’t go in with CS paintball guns, you’re totally right, but then again this isn’t really SWAT. The
    game makes the sandbag shot guns and CS paintballs as effective as lethal weapons so you might as well use them. Plus the
    CS paint ball gun comes with lots of ammo, has little recoil and shoots fast. You should really try it next time.

    Good game I think, has some of those damn issues though… The Stetchkov Syndicate is even worse, baddies pick up their guns
    if you don’t cuff them fast enough. As for the AI cops not clearing rooms properly you should split them up into two teams so they
    don’t get all bunched up and delegate more, they are just drones after all.

  • szarik

    You point out a lot of the flaws with the AI cops, but that being said you also play like a cowboy. If you took your time clearing rooms
    and used the right grenade for the right situation you probably wouldn’t be as frustrated (though the video wouldn’t
    be nearly as hilarious). Stinger grenades are useful for taking down baddies who are concentrated in a small area and wont have
    time to run away, CS gas is good for rooms with things like furniture that will obstruct stingers, and flashbangs are good in
    combination with tazers and non-lethal weapons. You have to find the right balance for your approach. I always use the door wedge
    when I’ve stopped my advance so bad guys dont sneak up on you like that one guy did.

    When you say that real SWAT wouldn’t go in with CS paintball guns, you’re totally right, but then again this isn’t really SWAT. The
    game makes the sandbag shot guns and CS paintballs as effective as lethal weapons so you might as well use them. Plus the
    CS paint ball gun comes with lots of ammo, has little recoil and shoots fast. You should really try it next time.

    Good game I think, has some of those damn issues though… The Stetchkov Syndicate is even worse, baddies pick up their guns
    if you don’t cuff them fast enough. As for the AI cops not clearing rooms properly you should split them up into two teams so they
    don’t get all bunched up and delegate more, they are just drones after all.

  • Myst

    haha great episode spoony. the last line was classic, and you should make a t-shirt with the line “You’re in my way sir”. good job and keep it up man

  • Myst

    haha great episode spoony. the last line was classic, and you should make a t-shirt with the line “You’re in my way sir”. good job and keep it up man

  • Christopher

    oh, damn…Daryl F. Gates presents S.W.A.T. 1….wow, that brings back memories. I’ve still got that game. Had it for 12 years and only one 1 runthrough have I EVER qualified to be a sniper. Damn things harder to complete than Deadly Towers…not quite as annoying though.

  • Christopher

    oh, damn…Daryl F. Gates presents S.W.A.T. 1….wow, that brings back memories. I’ve still got that game. Had it for 12 years and only one 1 runthrough have I EVER qualified to be a sniper. Damn things harder to complete than Deadly Towers…not quite as annoying though.

  • Anonymouse

    Awesome! A Monty Python reference! They should be sacked, goddammit.

  • Anonymouse

    Awesome! A Monty Python reference! They should be sacked, goddammit.

  • Maul

    Hey Spoony, I have the original FMV version of SWAT, if you wanna do a lets play on that one I can mail it to you. (I bet you are cursing me right now)

  • Maul

    Hey Spoony, I have the original FMV version of SWAT, if you wanna do a lets play on that one I can mail it to you. (I bet you are cursing me right now)

  • rares

    Nice job on the new videos Spoony ! i really enjoy these swat playthroughs, they got me playing that great game again. Quick tip : i noticed you never lean around corners before going in a room/corridor etc (use q or e depending on direction), it’s really usefull, but sometimes you get a face full of lead if the bad guy is really close to the corner you’re peaking around.

  • rares

    Nice job on the new videos Spoony ! i really enjoy these swat playthroughs, they got me playing that great game again. Quick tip : i noticed you never lean around corners before going in a room/corridor etc (use q or e depending on direction), it’s really usefull, but sometimes you get a face full of lead if the bad guy is really close to the corner you’re peaking around.

  • http://cyberwasteland.co.cc/ Cyberwasteland

    lol, did anyone else notice the blue screens EVERYWHERE.

    Great review spoony, I really love these, you’re funny comentaries are better then the actual game.

  • http://cyberwasteland.co.cc Cyberwasteland

    lol, did anyone else notice the blue screens EVERYWHERE.

    Great review spoony, I really love these, you’re funny comentaries are better then the actual game.

  • Terran

    Good stuff. At the risk of sounding like a complete noob for making this comment, I thought you getting pissed off at the AI officers was comedy gold. I loved the entire, “You’re in my way” part.

  • danny

    Good stuff!

    And I saw someone suggest SWAT1, perhaps that’s a nice idea to play for your FMV Hell section. It SUCKS.

  • Terran

    Good stuff. At the risk of sounding like a complete noob for making this comment, I thought you getting pissed off at the AI officers was comedy gold. I loved the entire, “You’re in my way” part.

  • danny

    Good stuff!

    And I saw someone suggest SWAT1, perhaps that’s a nice idea to play for your FMV Hell section. It SUCKS.

  • aaa

    SWAT 4: Where shotguns are useless.

  • aaa

    SWAT 4: Where shotguns are useless.

  • Sergei

    Yes, yes, yes! You finally did my favorite level! Except, of course, if you get shot in the legs. Then it’s the worse level ever.

    Like I’ve commented before, ALWAYS beanbag shotgun. No penalties for shooting and/or harassing with it (even if you point it directly at their faces and shove beanbags down their piehole at mach 2). The only problem is the shotgun’s hit detection; it’s so wide that any close wall/door-frame that hinders you ever so slightly will not make it pass through. Thanks for the sniper heads-up, I’ll be sure to keep that in mind.

  • Sergei

    Yes, yes, yes! You finally did my favorite level! Except, of course, if you get shot in the legs. Then it’s the worse level ever.

    Like I’ve commented before, ALWAYS beanbag shotgun. No penalties for shooting and/or harassing with it (even if you point it directly at their faces and shove beanbags down their piehole at mach 2). The only problem is the shotgun’s hit detection; it’s so wide that any close wall/door-frame that hinders you ever so slightly will not make it pass through. Thanks for the sniper heads-up, I’ll be sure to keep that in mind.

  • Shrewmy

    That ‘lara croft’ cutout is the main character from Tribes : Vengeance or whatever.

  • Shrewmy

    That ‘lara croft’ cutout is the main character from Tribes : Vengeance or whatever.

  • Foxtrot

    I didn’t read all the comments so I don’t know if someone already has pointed out these.

    - Take the non-lethal shotgun to every mission. With it you can shoot first and yell later. And if they don’t comply, atl least they will be shocked for few secs, which will give you time to tase ‘em or have one of you team mates to shoot ‘em with pepper balls etc. Will work even when they are wearing body armor. This way you don’t have to worry about “rules of engament”.

    - You can leave all the suspects waiting while you clear the map. If they have surrendered, they won’t pick up their weapons even if they’re lying right next to them. In one mission, I had like almost ten guys in one room, their guns in front of them. I just left ‘em there and after I had searched the whole building, I went back there to restrain them.

  • Foxtrot

    I didn’t read all the comments so I don’t know if someone already has pointed out these.

    - Take the non-lethal shotgun to every mission. With it you can shoot first and yell later. And if they don’t comply, atl least they will be shocked for few secs, which will give you time to tase ‘em or have one of you team mates to shoot ‘em with pepper balls etc. Will work even when they are wearing body armor. This way you don’t have to worry about “rules of engament”.

    - You can leave all the suspects waiting while you clear the map. If they have surrendered, they won’t pick up their weapons even if they’re lying right next to them. In one mission, I had like almost ten guys in one room, their guns in front of them. I just left ‘em there and after I had searched the whole building, I went back there to restrain them.

  • NaclynE

    Still good videos. The shotgun used on run #1 reminds me of the shotgun I used in ARMY OF TWO where I couldn’t kill a one damn guy at point blank range which was retarded as hell. The guy in the doorway got shot twice not four times but yeah twice was one to many even from a shotgun. Also I belive the kakalov or whatever I belive is a russian machinegun if memory serves me right. I remember seeing the gun in lots of other games like this like METAL GEAR SOLID or something.

  • NaclynE

    Still good videos. The shotgun used on run #1 reminds me of the shotgun I used in ARMY OF TWO where I couldn’t kill a one damn guy at point blank range which was retarded as hell. The guy in the doorway got shot twice not four times but yeah twice was one to many even from a shotgun. Also I belive the kakalov or whatever I belive is a russian machinegun if memory serves me right. I remember seeing the gun in lots of other games like this like METAL GEAR SOLID or something.

  • http://smellslikegeekstink.blogspot.com/ Jenny

    This level was a total bitch to play, especially that big room with all the blind spots, there was always some fucking hiding somewhere.

  • Anonymous

    The poor guy got his head stuck between the elevator doors and nobody bothered to help him. To protect and serve… my ass… :D

  • http://smellslikegeekstink.blogspot.com Jenny

    This level was a total bitch to play, especially that big room with all the blind spots, there was always some fucking hiding somewhere.

  • Cthulhu07

    The poor guy got his head stuck between the elevator doors and nobody bothered to help him. To protect and serve… my ass… :D

  • GodDiva

    Man I would have shot those whining bitch officers in face. “You’re in my spot. That’s my spot, I called it. You can’t stand there I’m going to stand there.”

  • GodDiva

    Man I would have shot those whining bitch officers in face. “You’re in my spot. That’s my spot, I called it. You can’t stand there I’m going to stand there.”

  • Chibito

    You’re standing in my spot, Spoony.

  • Chibito

    You’re standing in my spot, Spoony.

  • rares

    [quote]You can leave all the suspects waiting while you clear the map. If they have surrendered, they won’t pick up their weapons even if they’re lying right next to them. In one mission, I had like almost ten guys in one room, their guns in front of them. I just left ‘em there and after I had searched the whole building, I went back there to restrain them.[/quote]

    not entirely true, in the subway mission i had a guy surrender and put down his kalashnikov, and when i turned my back he shot me with a handgun, luckly the rest of the team was near and they wasted him

  • rares

    [quote]You can leave all the suspects waiting while you clear the map. If they have surrendered, they won’t pick up their weapons even if they’re lying right next to them. In one mission, I had like almost ten guys in one room, their guns in front of them. I just left ‘em there and after I had searched the whole building, I went back there to restrain them.[/quote]

    not entirely true, in the subway mission i had a guy surrender and put down his kalashnikov, and when i turned my back he shot me with a handgun, luckly the rest of the team was near and they wasted him

  • Kuncoss

    Who put Droopy on you’re team Spoony? Anyone would get cranky about that! This is golden entertainment :-)

    “Your floor, Sir…”
    “You’re in my spot, Sir”
    “Have a nice day…. Sir”

  • Kuncoss

    Who put Droopy on you’re team Spoony? Anyone would get cranky about that! This is golden entertainment :-)

    “Your floor, Sir…”
    “You’re in my spot, Sir”
    “Have a nice day…. Sir”

  • http://uk.youtube.com/joeyrule111 Joseph Course

    this mission is SOooOoOOoOoo hard ahaha

  • http://uk.youtube.com/joeyrule111 Joseph Course

    this mission is SOooOoOOoOoo hard ahaha

  • Rattrap007

    So you don’t have PQ: Swat? Damn. I really wanted to see you play it. I only got the sniper training by pure dumb luck. I just fired with no adjustments and nailed it. Guess there was no wind or something glitched.

    I hope you can get a copy to do for FMV Hell. Well that And Fox Hound

  • Rattrap007

    So you don’t have PQ: Swat? Damn. I really wanted to see you play it. I only got the sniper training by pure dumb luck. I just fired with no adjustments and nailed it. Guess there was no wind or something glitched.

    I hope you can get a copy to do for FMV Hell. Well that And Fox Hound

  • Boadicia

    Were those computers blue screened? Looks like Microsoft gets the last laugh. XD

    If anyone knows, on that poster where is says “Do you know where your data is?” shouldn’t it say “Do you know where you data are?”

  • Boadicia

    Were those computers blue screened? Looks like Microsoft gets the last laugh. XD

    If anyone knows, on that poster where is says “Do you know where your data is?” shouldn’t it say “Do you know where you data are?”

  • pelikanen

    very nice

    but it’s obvious that you’ve dubbed the recordings now :=) i liked it when it was just you and the live-recordings from the playthrough.

  • pelikanen

    very nice

    but it’s obvious that you’ve dubbed the recordings now :=) i liked it when it was just you and the live-recordings from the playthrough.

  • Jacen

    Well, I wouldn’t recommend the shotgun to be used like that. In real life the shotgun in a small space like that would be perfect, but since this is a game, they made shotguns into up close and personal pieces of shit.

  • Jacen

    Well, I wouldn’t recommend the shotgun to be used like that. In real life the shotgun in a small space like that would be perfect, but since this is a game, they made shotguns into up close and personal pieces of shit.

  • http://twitter.com/miquonranger03 martin

    The game that got shotguns right (and very little else in the way of gameplay, unfortunately) was the original Resident Evil. You fire a shotgun, it’s a one-hit kill for almost any enemy in its path for like 15 feet.

  • http://twitter.com/miquonranger03 martin

    The game that got shotguns right (and very little else in the way of gameplay, unfortunately) was the original Resident Evil. You fire a shotgun, it’s a one-hit kill for almost any enemy in its path for like 15 feet.

  • Gohda

    Honestly, I recommended the SSF (Sheriff’s Special Forces) mod, at least worth it for private play. I don’t know where you’d be able to download it these days, but it definitely makes the game much better. Guns are properly accurate and powerful, as well as removing unauthorized uses of force.

  • Gohda

    Honestly, I recommended the SSF (Sheriff’s Special Forces) mod, at least worth it for private play. I don’t know where you’d be able to download it these days, but it definitely makes the game much better. Guns are properly accurate and powerful, as well as removing unauthorized uses of force.

  • eadwin

    Best one yet! Though you were a little too angry, I think. ;)

  • eadwin

    Best one yet! Though you were a little too angry, I think. ;)

  • Slash Prower

    Perfect balance of failure- you made it even more entertaining with the multiple tries, instead of making it tedious.

    Good work.

  • Slash Prower

    Perfect balance of failure- you made it even more entertaining with the multiple tries, instead of making it tedious.

    Good work.

  • Omi-san

    Am I the only one who can’t see the whole video? It only plays up to the SWAT 4 briefing screen and then I get a “more” or “replay” option. No matter how long and let it loads. Same problem with both Internet Explorer and Firefox.

  • Omi-san

    Am I the only one who can’t see the whole video? It only plays up to the SWAT 4 briefing screen and then I get a “more” or “replay” option. No matter how long and let it loads. Same problem with both Internet Explorer and Firefox.

  • garmo

    SPOONY

    this is what i do to relive stress when they tell me im in thier way and dropping grenades at thier feet and not coming when i say so

    i go to a level and equip them all with the paintball gun
    then i take my assault rifle and gun down my men

    after the 4th shot all 4 of my guys turn thier guns on me and fire repeatedly in my chest
    this would normally kill me
    except they are shooting the paintball of pepper spray at me

    try it

  • garmo

    SPOONY

    this is what i do to relive stress when they tell me im in thier way and dropping grenades at thier feet and not coming when i say so

    i go to a level and equip them all with the paintball gun
    then i take my assault rifle and gun down my men

    after the 4th shot all 4 of my guys turn thier guns on me and fire repeatedly in my chest
    this would normally kill me
    except they are shooting the paintball of pepper spray at me

    try it

  • http://orinbishop.blogspot.com/ Orin

    I love the Duke Nukem line.

  • http://orinbishop.blogspot.com Orin

    I love the Duke Nukem line.

  • Cypress

    Um…I’m sure this has already been said, but the reason your shotgun did less than bunny farts was because you were using slug rounds, instead of buck.
    Ah well

  • Cypress

    Um…I’m sure this has already been said, but the reason your shotgun did less than bunny farts was because you were using slug rounds, instead of buck.
    Ah well

  • Viper6390

    Spoony you don’t always have to have your squad follow you. You can split up your squad and you order them to clear specific rooms. It’s a much better strategy than just going in with all your guys and it takes less time.

  • Viper6390

    Spoony you don’t always have to have your squad follow you. You can split up your squad and you order them to clear specific rooms. It’s a much better strategy than just going in with all your guys and it takes less time.

  • C4RL

    “A tazer-gun and a wiffel bat”
    LMAO!!!!!

  • C4RL

    “A tazer-gun and a wiffel bat”
    LMAO!!!!!

  • DarkPhoenix

    “Fucking asshole! You throw like Mike Piazza! Fuck out of ammo! TAZER TAZER! Oh…SHIT!” lmao

  • DarkPhoenix

    “Fucking asshole! You throw like Mike Piazza! Fuck out of ammo! TAZER TAZER! Oh…SHIT!” lmao

  • Murderbunny

    Damn, you’re making me want to play this game.

    I would probably explode and start shooting my buddies after they complain, “You’re in my spot, sir,” for the fifth time in as any minutes.

  • Murderbunny

    Damn, you’re making me want to play this game.

    I would probably explode and start shooting my buddies after they complain, “You’re in my spot, sir,” for the fifth time in as any minutes.

  • DamuEmran

    I lol’s “your in my way sir” and when you said “this isn’t elementary school i didn’t cut in line” and “I bet its the last guy” and “who in the way now bitch”

    lol at “Fucking asshole! You throw like Mike Piazza

  • DamuEmran

    I lol’s “your in my way sir” and when you said “this isn’t elementary school i didn’t cut in line” and “I bet its the last guy” and “who in the way now bitch”

    lol at “Fucking asshole! You throw like Mike Piazza

  • JJXB

    funnily enough, the mission i’m stuck on. but i’ve been playing through with an exclusively non-lethal gun setup (Pepper guns and tazers) and found that a non-lethal approach is serving me well overall. no accidental kills and as a result, 95′s and 100′s.

  • JJXB

    funnily enough, the mission i’m stuck on. but i’ve been playing through with an exclusively non-lethal gun setup (Pepper guns and tazers) and found that a non-lethal approach is serving me well overall. no accidental kills and as a result, 95′s and 100′s.

  • http://arcticsunburn.com/ David Andrew Wiebe

    That was the funniest one yet. Good job!

  • http://arcticsunburn.com/ David Andrew Wiebe

    That was the funniest one yet. Good job!

  • FinalGamer

    This wasn´t too bad a mission for me but…what is up with that elevator guy not getting help, it´s so sad but hilarious.
    Can´t wait for more of these SWAT 4 vids so take yer time Spoony :D

  • FinalGamer

    This wasn´t too bad a mission for me but…what is up with that elevator guy not getting help, it´s so sad but hilarious.
    Can´t wait for more of these SWAT 4 vids so take yer time Spoony :D

  • Steven

    Noah, please don’t stop making the SWAT 4 videos I love them I can’t stop laughing. I also really enjoyed the Phantasmagoria play through I would enjoy seeing you do another one

  • Steven

    Noah, please don’t stop making the SWAT 4 videos I love them I can’t stop laughing. I also really enjoyed the Phantasmagoria play through I would enjoy seeing you do another one

  • Scott Christian

    Still one of the best videos of this series. “You’re In My Spot, Sir” will go down in the annals of critique videos as one of the funniest (and vague) lines.

    “YOU FOOL!”

  • Scott Christian

    Still one of the best videos of this series. “You’re In My Spot, Sir” will go down in the annals of critique videos as one of the funniest (and vague) lines.

    “YOU FOOL!”

  • EngimaDrath

    “I bet these guys are getting a real good–”
    “Move it! You’re in my spot.”
    “You son of a bitch!”

    I’m sorta used to you totally blasting games/movies, so I didn’t expect your (mostly) favourable commentary to be so flaming hilarious!! I don’t know how much work is put into these videos, but PLEASE keep making them because they are the best!

    Btw, am glad to hear that elevator victim’s doing so well XD

  • EngimaDrath

    “I bet these guys are getting a real good–”
    “Move it! You’re in my spot.”
    “You son of a bitch!”

    I’m sorta used to you totally blasting games/movies, so I didn’t expect your (mostly) favourable commentary to be so flaming hilarious!! I don’t know how much work is put into these videos, but PLEASE keep making them because they are the best!

    Btw, am glad to hear that elevator victim’s doing so well XD

  • steven

    i would really really like to know where i can buy this game from

  • steven

    i would really really like to know where i can buy this game from

  • Ash

    This review has rekindle my love of SWAT 4 and got me installing the thing again, thanks. :D

  • Ash

    This review has rekindle my love of SWAT 4 and got me installing the thing again, thanks. :D

  • Ink

    You’re in my way, sir…
    Hmm… after few too many “You’re in my way”s I think I might’ve kicked the guy down a set of really long stairs….
    Blue screen of death on some of those comps?

  • Ink

    You’re in my way, sir…
    Hmm… after few too many “You’re in my way”s I think I might’ve kicked the guy down a set of really long stairs….
    Blue screen of death on some of those comps?

  • Assiman

    I watched this before, I commented this before, but still; This is awesome.

    “who’s in the way now, bitch” and “YOU FOOL”

  • Assiman

    I watched this before, I commented this before, but still; This is awesome.

    “who’s in the way now, bitch” and “YOU FOOL”

  • Lucan

    Ahaha, great video. I think the reason the auto shotgun blew so hard was because you forgot to set the ammunition to buckshot.

  • Lucan

    Ahaha, great video. I think the reason the auto shotgun blew so hard was because you forgot to set the ammunition to buckshot.

  • emran

    so this time Gerard and fields died

    one from blue team and other from red team

    Reynolds is on the red team while jackson is on the blue team

  • emran

    so this time Gerard and fields died

    one from blue team and other from red team

    Reynolds is on the red team while jackson is on the blue team

  • Malice430

    Great Review, Spoony! I still have the Police Quest: Swat 2. if u ever want to do a review of it for FMV Hell i would gladly donate it. It needs to have a new asshole torn into it

  • Malice430

    Great Review, Spoony! I still have the Police Quest: Swat 2. if u ever want to do a review of it for FMV Hell i would gladly donate it. It needs to have a new asshole torn into it

  • Shawn

    “the friendly AI in this game is just about as bad as Rainbow Six Vegas 2. They’ll tell you you’re in the way then forget about their orders all together, stand in your way so when there is a barrage of bullets pounding you you’ll have no where to go, and watch enemy troops advance into the room you’re holding in and do nothing about it when they should be watching your back like you ordered them to.”

    That sounds a hell of a lot like Counter-Strike. I’m inching forward, I see enemies, I try to walk back, I’m blocked by a human-controlled team mate, and I get AK-raped. Humans also do that not-shooting thing because “I was waiting for a good shot”.

  • Shawn

    “the friendly AI in this game is just about as bad as Rainbow Six Vegas 2. They’ll tell you you’re in the way then forget about their orders all together, stand in your way so when there is a barrage of bullets pounding you you’ll have no where to go, and watch enemy troops advance into the room you’re holding in and do nothing about it when they should be watching your back like you ordered them to.”

    That sounds a hell of a lot like Counter-Strike. I’m inching forward, I see enemies, I try to walk back, I’m blocked by a human-controlled team mate, and I get AK-raped. Humans also do that not-shooting thing because “I was waiting for a good shot”.

  • Marina

    Oh no, not Duke Nukem Forever!!! :’-(
    I’m still waiting impatiantly…

    “Some people seem to think that DNF will be like the second coming of Christ, will solve all the world’s problems, wash your dishes, and give you guilt, sin-free orgasms.” (Joe Siegler) Amen. XD

  • Marina

    Oh no, not Duke Nukem Forever!!! :’-(
    I’m still waiting impatiantly…

    “Some people seem to think that DNF will be like the second coming of Christ, will solve all the world’s problems, wash your dishes, and give you guilt, sin-free orgasms.” (Joe Siegler) Amen. XD

  • Argh

    Too much CS for you. The M4 Super 90 isn’t fully automatic. It’s semi-automatic.

  • Argh

    Too much CS for you. The M4 Super 90 isn’t fully automatic. It’s semi-automatic.

  • Samopsa

    So, first post here, and I have to say I laughed my ass off. Great, great, great commentary.

  • Samopsa

    So, first post here, and I have to say I laughed my ass off. Great, great, great commentary.

  • Dustin

    I just wanna say that those weren’t v8 bottles. they were pibb Xtra. at least that’s what it looked like to me

  • Dustin

    I just wanna say that those weren’t v8 bottles. they were pibb Xtra. at least that’s what it looked like to me

  • Squall Lee

    the nerd freak-out at 5:00 has gotta be one of the funniest moments on this website.

  • Squall Lee

    the nerd freak-out at 5:00 has gotta be one of the funniest moments on this website.

  • spokojasne

    whats up with all those guys bitching about not using non-lethal guns,
    come on – game is to easy that way, just let Spoony play like he wants to play it…

  • spokojasne

    whats up with all those guys bitching about not using non-lethal guns,
    come on – game is to easy that way, just let Spoony play like he wants to play it…

  • spokojasne

    whats up with all those guys bitching about not using non-lethal guns,
    come on – game is to easy that way, just let Spoony play like he wants to play it…

  • Trocadero

    Man, I had so much trouble with this level. It wasn’t hard, just annoying. If the terrorists didn’t kill a hostage, me or a teammate did with stray bullets. Or the nicest sniper headshot I’ve ever gotten in a game on a running foe; or rather, a running hostage. Fuck.

  • Trocadero

    Man, I had so much trouble with this level. It wasn’t hard, just annoying. If the terrorists didn’t kill a hostage, me or a teammate did with stray bullets. Or the nicest sniper headshot I’ve ever gotten in a game on a running foe; or rather, a running hostage. Fuck.

  • Trocadero

    Man, I had so much trouble with this level. It wasn’t hard, just annoying. If the terrorists didn’t kill a hostage, me or a teammate did with stray bullets. Or the nicest sniper headshot I’ve ever gotten in a game on a running foe; or rather, a running hostage. Fuck.

  • Yojiro

    Hostage situation at the wainwright MILF center???

  • Yojiro

    Hostage situation at the wainwright MILF center???

  • Yojiro

    Hostage situation at the wainwright MILF center???

  • Kevin

    The first SWAT game was an FMV? I’d like to see THAT!

  • Kevin

    The first SWAT game was an FMV? I’d like to see THAT!

  • Kevin

    The first SWAT game was an FMV? I’d like to see THAT!

  • Kevin

    The first SWAT game was an FMV? I’d like to see THAT!

  • Kevin

    The first SWAT game was an FMV? I’d like to see THAT!

  • Matt

    You actually should use the paintball gun or bean-bag shotgun since you can fire first and restrain later. Getting shot usually makes most of the perps in the game surrender.

    You should also use the wand around corners. Try it.

  • Matt

    You actually should use the paintball gun or bean-bag shotgun since you can fire first and restrain later. Getting shot usually makes most of the perps in the game surrender.

    You should also use the wand around corners. Try it.

  • Matt

    You actually should use the paintball gun or bean-bag shotgun since you can fire first and restrain later. Getting shot usually makes most of the perps in the game surrender.

    You should also use the wand around corners. Try it.

  • Matt

    You actually should use the paintball gun or bean-bag shotgun since you can fire first and restrain later. Getting shot usually makes most of the perps in the game surrender.

    You should also use the wand around corners. Try it.

  • Matt

    Spoony, you should have your guys stack up to a door but open it yourself (unless the wand tells you that there is someone behind it) and throw the CS grenade yourself. This way, the gas goes to the middle of the room instead of near the door where most of it is wasted. Even more pertinent with the flashbangs.

  • Matt

    Spoony, you should have your guys stack up to a door but open it yourself (unless the wand tells you that there is someone behind it) and throw the CS grenade yourself. This way, the gas goes to the middle of the room instead of near the door where most of it is wasted. Even more pertinent with the flashbangs.

  • Matt

    Spoony, you should have your guys stack up to a door but open it yourself (unless the wand tells you that there is someone behind it) and throw the CS grenade yourself. This way, the gas goes to the middle of the room instead of near the door where most of it is wasted. Even more pertinent with the flashbangs.

  • Matt

    Spoony, you should have your guys stack up to a door but open it yourself (unless the wand tells you that there is someone behind it) and throw the CS grenade yourself. This way, the gas goes to the middle of the room instead of near the door where most of it is wasted. Even more pertinent with the flashbangs.

  • gandalfporn

    You're standing in my spot, sir…

    HAHAHA I had to pause when you threw that lame grenade cause I was laughing too hard to see.

    And those who sacked the coders have been sacked.

  • gandalfporn

    You're standing in my spot, sir…

    HAHAHA I had to pause when you threw that lame grenade cause I was laughing too hard to see.

    And those who sacked the coders have been sacked.

  • Steelia

    I was half-hoping you would make a “We played ping pong” comment at the end, with you being disqualified for standing in someone's way.

    Good run through nonetheless.

  • icarus_313

    I could not stop laughing the whole time I was watching this!

    Spoony: “Watch, it's gonna be the last guy who says it-”
    SWAT guy: “You're standing in my spot sir.”
    Spoony: “AAHH I FUCKING KNEW IT! YOU LITTLE TWERP!”

    :=D That part literally had me on the floor

  • icarus_313

    Best part:

    Spoony: “Watch, it's gonna be the last guy who says it-”
    Reynolds: “You're in my way, sir.”
    Spoony: “AHH I FUCKING KNEW IT! YOU FUCKING TWERP!!!”

    Goddamnit this is the funniest LP I've ever seen!

  • laharl777

    Thank you, Spoony,, this video had me rolling on the floor laughing.

  • http://twitter.com/jujo Justin

    My favorite parts are the rants resulting from “you're in my way, sir”

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/FOP4TYUU4URRNFVNHZLVZA5XXE Ryan

    For the record, I believe my nearly five year old daughter can throw better than that SWAT guy.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Javier-Andres-Solarte-Torres/533792827 Javier Andres Solarte Torres

    jajajajajaja however you probably should have wait until the effects of the flashing grenade pass away until enter in the room in the second intent

  • http://twitter.com/Nemui_Kabotto Nemui_Kabotto

    Wonder why the 2 PCs next to the second “injured” swat member have BSOD errors.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gabriel-Silvestre/100000827295985 Gabriel Silvestre

    dude please use the paint ball guns, it is hella funny.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gabriel-Silvestre/100000827295985 Gabriel Silvestre

    hey someone tell me how much this game costs on PC!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jacob-W-Rampey/1003608675 Jacob W. Rampey

    isohunt .com my friend.

    • Anonymous

      Downloading games using torrents is illegal. You can legally purchase it and the expansion from direct2drive.com.

      • Anonymous

        Buying a non-physical copy… Pfffffft.

        …Well, I can’t say much, seeing as I am a user of GOG.com. Hm, as long as it’s not for a full price!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jacob-W-Rampey/1003608675 Jacob W. Rampey

    isohunt .com my friend.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Connor-Buchanan/100001357519858 Connor Buchanan

    Damn spoony was having a bad day haha

  • Anonymous

    I just realized Spoony went with slug rounds, not buckshot. That’s probably one reason why you had trouble. Also, you need to aim more carefully. Use the walk function and all that.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=515476575 Glen Graves

    Auto Shotty = Good idea, Slugs = Bad idea

  • http://www.facebook.com/nathana21 Nathan Allen

    your standing in my spot sir….pop..shot to your temple. Not anymore muahahahahaha

  • http://www.facebook.com/nathana21 Nathan Allen

    your standing in my spot sir….pop..shot to your temple. Not anymore muahahahahaha

  • http://www.facebook.com/nathana21 Nathan Allen

    wiffle bat…unauthorized use of sports equipment -200 points.

    Because wiffleball is serious stuff.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gabriel-Marquez/100001024313968 Gabriel Marquez

    What keeps baffling me is that spoony NEVER uses the GB36s Assault Rifle
    It’s super accurate and powerful

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gabriel-Marquez/100001024313968 Gabriel Marquez

    What keeps baffling me is that spoony NEVER uses the GB36s Assault Rifle
    It’s super accurate and powerful

    • http://itsumademo.livejournal.com Tri

      That would make things all too easy.

    • http://itsumademo.livejournal.com Tri

      That would make things all too easy.

    • http://itsumademo.livejournal.com Tri

      That would make things all too easy.

    • Jiří ček

      Also, as far as I can remember, I never saw Spoony leaning around corners, so I assume he doesn’t even know it’s possible. But hey, if he played it right, it wouldn’t be half as funny:D

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gabriel-Marquez/100001024313968 Gabriel Marquez

    What keeps baffling me is that spoony NEVER uses the GB36s Assault Rifle
    It’s super accurate and powerful

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gabriel-Marquez/100001024313968 Gabriel Marquez

    What keeps baffling me is that spoony NEVER uses the GB36s Assault Rifle
    It’s super accurate and powerful

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_U5FIBBZZTAFAJZHFTKRAUVL33Y Tyler

    I still use “suck the root” ever since I heard it from you a long time ago on this review…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Angela-Wu/776806418 Angela Wu

    I don’t know why but i keep on returning to this Let’s Play…..i guess it just really gets me…..”your in my spot, sir” XD I’m totally gonna buy ur t-shirt for this one, Spoony~

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Angela-Wu/776806418 Angela Wu

    I don’t know why but i keep on returning to this Let’s Play…..i guess it just really gets me…..”your in my spot, sir” XD I’m totally gonna buy ur t-shirt for this one, Spoony~

  • Reaprar Reapington

    It’s weird watching this from two years in the future when duke nukem forever actually releases in a few days.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000754984742 Georgescu Catalin

    I laughed half an hour at “Who’s in the way now, bitch!”

  • http://www.jameslanceslide.blog.com James Lanceslide

    The expansion pack of this is way easier, and you can pick up medical aids.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000677655417 Jacob Blais

    “You gotta move away from there.”
    “Oh do excuse me, sir, am I in your spot? Because it would be SO impossible to do your job standing 8 INCHES TO THE RIGHT!”

    “Your in my spot, sir.”
    “Well maybe that’s because I”M LOOKING IN THE F***ING ROO-”
    “Your in my way, sir.”
    “Look, you sawed off little twerp, you wanna do this?”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000677655417 Jacob Blais

    “You gotta move away from there.”
    “Oh do excuse me, sir, am I in your spot? Because it would be SO impossible to do your job standing 8 INCHES TO THE RIGHT!”

    “Your in my spot, sir.”
    “Well maybe that’s because I”M LOOKING IN THE F***ING ROO-”
    “Your in my way, sir.”
    “Look, you sawed off little twerp, you wanna do this?”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000677655417 Jacob Blais

    “You gotta move away from there.”
    “Oh do excuse me, sir, am I in your spot? Because it would be SO impossible to do your job standing 8 INCHES TO THE RIGHT!”

    “Your in my spot, sir.”
    “Well maybe that’s because I”M LOOKING IN THE F***ING ROO-”
    “Your in my way, sir.”
    “Look, you sawed off little twerp, you wanna do this?”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Olga-Nillelund/100000462233621 Olga Nillelund

    “Easy there, pookey-buns.”
    And I die from laughter! :D

  • Anonymous

    This mission kicked my ass about 17 times. I beat it about 3 times, but my score was always in the 40s; I was so happy when I finally won

  • Anonymous

    This mission kicked my ass about 17 times. I beat it about 3 times, but my score was always in the 40s; I was so happy when I finally won

  • Anonymous

    This mission kicked my ass about 17 times. I beat it about 3 times, but my score was always in the 40s; I was so happy when I finally won

  • http://twitter.com/acekilla202 James Cassady

    The online version of this map IS FUCKING RETARDED AND IMPOSSIBLE NOT ONLY IS IT BOTH OF THOSE BUT IT HAS HALLWAYS THE GO BACK INTO ITSELF SO U GO THROUGH A DOOR AND WALK IN A SQUARE FOR LIKE 15 MIN

  • Anonymous

    If only this DID happen with Duke Nukem Forever and they started from scratch. Maybe it would add 3 extra years (assuming they learned from their mistakes), but it could at least have felt somewhat modern.

  • Anonymous

    I love that with each passing episode so far you’ve gotten angrier and angrier. Not that I find your misery and fury funny in and of itself, but seeing anyone curse out a video game is comedic.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/WVRCP2Z5VIEX37MMXDETZBUCTA LukeC

    “You fool! Fucking asshole, you throw like Mike Piazza– OH SHIT”

  • Jessica U. Ingmann

    Best episode so far!  Take this as you will, but it’s great hearing you get angry and seeing why!  XD

  • Skelemelon

    “Sandbag shotgun” Oh Spoony, you are underestimating the beanbag shotgun. Beanbag shotgun has .09 (or something like that) lead balls in the bag. You can play the entire game with a Nonlethal shotgun and a lethal pistol.

  • http://twitter.com/badman30001 badman3000

    Duke Nukem Joke does not work any more.

  • http://www.facebook.com/TheF0rsaken0ne Michael Trow

    tazer and wiffle bat comment got me lol

  • Necrovarium

    “You’re in my way, sir.” –
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sruQJ12PsI

  • http://twitter.com/SilvTH Chris Hass

    “Unfortunately, errant gunfire damaged the central and backup servers of the Red Library, erasing all known development builds of Duke Nukem Forever. The project has been delayed indefinitely”

    Eh, apparently it wasn’t any good when it actually came out.

  • http://www.facebook.com/cole.christie.31 Cole Christie

    and so is the begining of “you’re in my way”

  • http://www.facebook.com/LarrySchwanbeck Nicholas Schwanbeck

    “unfortunately, errand gunfire damaged the central an backup servers of the red Library, erasing all known development builds of Duke Nukem Forever. The project has been delayed indefinitely.”

    Oh how I wish that were true…

    • wizzbang

      Exactly what I was about to post. *weep*

  • http://twitter.com/BeruserukuGX Corey Mcintyre

    God i would love to see a S.W.A.T tv sitcom with Spoony as the angry squad leader xD

  • Jiří Grcka

    I never understood why even otherwise highly realistic games often pretend shotguns have a 90° spread. Of course they’re not greatly accurate at longer range, but not being able to hit a target from 30 feet away WITH A SINGLE PELLET is just ridiculous.

  • Imperial Knight

    Hey Spoony! If you hold the left mouse button down for several seconds before releasing the range of your grenades throwing arm shall be great!

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