A botched bank robbery has several heavily-armed suspects holed up in a nearby office building known as the Red Library, which is likely to be a secret socialist software developer responsible for pushing Marxist dogma on our fresh-faced American youth!
Needless to say, the pressure of the situation combined with the underlying communist menace has the entire team a bit on-edge.
“You’re in my spot, sir.”
Edit: Considerable interest has been shown into the fate of the injured civilian who collapsed with his head trapped in the elevator doors. While the cumulative effect of the doors closing on his head several hundred times over the course of two hours caused significant brain damage that prevented him from working further on software development, it made him an ideal host for G4 programming. He now hosts a wacky clip show called “Totally Freaky Groin Injuries Caught on Tape,” and is the highest-rated show in the much-coveted 3-3:30 AM time slot.