Was that.. Zordon at like, 6:00 while he was falling?

The concept of a guy being in 2 different worlds at the same time and one of them helping the other one out with gunpowder recepies and such is actually pretty cool, to bad the whriter of this thing had no idea how to use that concept (the goose scene, seriously).

Everything about this is just horribly misshandled on every level by the creators, exept the voices, as that was the dubbers fault.
Actually this is a perfect example of why I always watch foreign movies in their original language (that and the fact that I grew up with subtitles on every TV show i ever saw, as we don’t dub anything here in Sweden exept kid shows for 5 year olds).

Love your sketch in the opening, especially the part where sage says that Lars is there, Lars is awsome!

Btw Spoony, if you say you don’t like good anime, you have not yet seen good anime.
There are plenty of really good animes (amongst both those with fantastic elements and those that are realistic) of enough variety for there to be something to find for anyone.
I also know you are the kind of person who likes to analyse a movies visuals and other aspects Spoony (lke you did in your Inception review), and anime tends to use it’s visuals to tell a story as much as they use the dialog, there are even a few that have almost no exposition and rely more on subtle hints to tell the main story.

One series in particular i think you would enjoy is Kara no Kyoukai, it’s a series of 7 (i think) OVAs and the story is told unchronologically.
One episode in particular is a bloody masterpiece of storytelling in unchronological order and there are loads of subtle hints everywhear that may take a while to find.
The music is fantastic and the visuals are great and even stunning at times.
There are a few confusing elements but they do get explained as the story goes on, you just gotta think a little (and I like a movie that makes me think).
Give it a chance and see if you like it.

whoever voiced the man guy has moments where he sounds like he’s having fun with the script. The pool scene comes to mind with that.

You think THIS is bad? Go to Youtube and search for “Mars of destruction”. Do it. I dare you.

I’m not sure words can be uttered to comment on this.

I often complain how italian dubbers from a certain TV network that happen to do all anime dubbing since ten years are there just because they slept with someone important, but… They’re angels sent from heaven compared to this. Same goes for the translation, I though the adaptation of those popular Shonen Jump flicks you see on TV were terribad, but they’re a one-of-a-kind masterpieces compared to this.

This… This…

How can you screw up evil soldiers riding on armoured dinosaurs going against slave rebels with bombs?

I thought only immature and overrated crap was the only thing that hit TV when speaking of anime in my country, but it seems you had it worse, I’m so sorry, I won’t complain ever again. Mostly because I kind of stopped watching TV, especially for anime.

Two words, Gundoh Musashi

Normally I love Spoony’s shows but the crossovers with Sage are not very good in comparison. I did not find the ‘Lars, official ass-wiper’ gag funny and here it goes to new levels of gross. It comes across like Spoony is some closet homosexual who desperately needs his ass fingered. It also does not make sense that this somehow behooves Spoony to review the anime with Skitch. I just don’t get it.

The rest of the jokes are entirely forgettable. This episode was better, though, if only because it had a better production behind it. Maybe ‘Spoony and Bennet Review Crappy Anime #3′ will be better – but just drop the ass-wiping gag.

that fucking pixie is sooo annoying i would hire BOTH the Red and Blu teams from Team Fortress 2 to cap her

Ohhh no Spoony. Glass Fleet is far worse than this, if only because its almost 10 times longer >_>

It really is a shame that the best anime is some of the most obscure, and more a shame because if Spoony ever found an anime he liked, he wouldn’t rant on it! T_T But for anyone who desperately needs to cleanse the palette of this monstrosity, I recommend a hearty dose of Samurai Champloo and Darker Than Black – you know, the dubs which aren’t complete crap.

This one makes me laugh just because I used to know a guy who had a TON of shitty animes just like this. Seems like something he’d love.

-Oh hey, you’re wearing The Jacket! And Lars has an actual uniform this time!

-Oh shit. I remember reading about this. It used to be on the TV Tropes’ So Bad It’s Horrible page, though I just looked it up and it isn’t there anymore. I want to know who looked at that page and went, “Wait, why’s Garzey’s Wing on here? That wasn’t actually that bad!” and removed it. I’d like words with him.

-”I intentionally fell off to protect the horse’s feelings.” Really? REALLY.

I gotta hand it to you guys, at first it was kind of a pain to sit through this waste of ink, but you guys managed to pick out the best moments and make it funny.

I didn’t think we would get a follow up to Space Thunder Kids, either. Is this going to be a yearly event, or do you draw the line at THREE shitty anime things?

Why? Why are the bows backwards? This is what happens when crappy anime writers try to do a re-imagining of Army of Darkness. Also, Spoony, you should do a horrible laugh-off between these chucklefucks and Meg Ryan, er, Tidus.

Aw… It’s sad Spoony doesn’t like anime.

Anime (and manga of course which is where many of them begin) is one of the most creative industries there is. Sometimes… too creative for their own good which leads to them ruining the awesome they just made.

You have to admit, the idea of a man being in two worlds simultaneously and being able to communicate with his other half is a pretty cool idea.

This is just a case of shitty dubbing (which is unfortunate considering English dub companies have been good for a LONG time), a low budget and the creators not knowing what the hell they’re doing.

There is a lot of shitty anime, but far more in the way good anime. I’d love to recommend some but wouldn’t know where to start.

Full Metal Alchemist is always fool-proof in it’s brilliance for anime virgins, everyone should at least watch that before dying.

Not all early anime imports are unbearable. Some of them can be kind of fun, in that badly-dubbed kung-fu sort of way. I actually did like Cyber City Oedo…

Garzey’s Wing, though….Wow. Just…wow. I can’t express how much horror I felt on witnessing this review…and it wasn’t even the whole thing. I’m pretty sure the full series would break me. Thanks for braving it for us, guys. We salute you.

I already saw this on TGWTG.com but I’ll probably watch it again later. Sage seems to be into alot of old school anime huh? This anime is like Escaflowne.. only dumber and even more confusing. I think “Was that so stupid that it brought me back to life?” is my new favorite gag.

Spoony got a belly on him!

What I fail to understand is: “Why does Bennett get Noah to do these joint anime reviews?” from what I have heard the Spoony One say, he really does not care about anime.

I’m going to have to check this out now. My friends and I have always thought “Windaria” was bad.

“You certainly got sexy!”

I am so going to start responding to people’s greetings like that.

…You know something? I bet if they tweak the script a little bit, they could turn this into another flashy Highlander sequel!

MD Geist is worse.

Ed Glaser: the homosexual bell-hop who will sex you up so good you completely forget about traumatically bad animes.

You’re not alone, Spoony. I hate anime, too. Just kick him in the shin and run, that’s what I always did when asked to suffer through that crap.

You probably should have mentioned somewhere in the review that this was written and directed by Yoshiyuki Tomino, the original creator of Mobile Suit Gundam.

And Garzeys Wings is connected to another show called Aura Battler Dunbine, a Fantasy Mecha show, witten by Kill em all Tomino of Mobile Suit Gundam fame.

You know, I didn’t find this to be as bad as their reactions made it out to be, I mean it was horrid and if I sat through the whole thing my head would implode from the sheer stupidity. Even so I kept finding their reactions of “OMFG this is the worst anime evar!” a bit excessive, the show is bad but I don’t think the review really showcased it as being the worst.

This might be the last anyone hears of me. I’m going to stare into a mirror and say “Nexafluckachuckafuck” three times and see what happens.

How did Sage fit beside the bed lol?

I concur. The anime itself was funnier than the commentary. In regards to Spoony overall, it seems like the mighty have fallen. I seriously feel for the dude due to how much shit, personal attacks (not only on him but his undeserving GF) and anonymous douche-baggery he’s had to deal with over the last couple of years. Not to mention his own health. But that said, smart-humored, humbly self-deprecating, funny Spoonster seems to have been out of commission for a while and given rise to a slovenly, seemingly-uncaring vlogger who doesn’t have half the spark he used to.

Then again, when I observe the completely inexcusable, immature and egomaniacal behavior he exhibited while interacting with a Spike Games rep, I think he reaps what he sows, criticism-wise. Reading that, I was embarrassed to call myself a fan of his.

It seems like winning the whole mashable thing did more harm then good for our dear Noah.

I do end to agree with some of the things Spoony says but I don’t think anime in of itself is as horrible as Spoony thinks,it’s just the way it is presented(esspecially nowadays) that tend to turn people off. Here’s some decent series to try and remedy all the shit this one OVA has to offer.
Fist of the North Star
Naoki Urasawa’s Monster
Fullmetal Alchemist
Graveyard of Fireflies(just don’t forge the tissue cause this one is pretty depressing)
Princess Mononoke
Millenium Actress
Paprika(It is a mindfuck but a funny one at that)
Baccanno

Roxanne Beck was the one who voiced that frigging fairy pixie thing

The wings…they extend from his feet? Wow, ripping off the Submariner is pretty low.

Thing about this anime, and I can’t believe I even know this shit, is that it’s a sort of sequel/spin-off of another work by the same writer/director called Aura Battler Dunbine. Thankfully, that one has mechs and makes more sense that this shitstorm of an OVA.

If the pixie was Falan then she was…Patty Mayonnaise from DOUG, HOLY EFF http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0065270/ I feel sick inside after watching this and I…well I like anime, usually older stuff, but wow. I have no words for how horrible this is.

On another note the one that talked about vampires looked bad@ss. XD;;;

Haha this does kind of sum up anime pretty well. God I’ve seen so much pretentious garbage anime, and stuff that people actually recommended as “good” like Ghost in the Shell or other pseudo-intellectual garbage.

I’ve never been able to get into anime. Even the so called best of the genre has a lot of unbearable moments and the art style just looks bad to me.

Wouldn’t an MST3K commentary track to this movie have been more effective? The thing is only three episodes long, that’s just about feature length movie time there. And how many epic fail things didn’t we see because Spoony and the Sage had to mug at the camera and make unfunny jokes?

Wow… As a Anime and Manga fan that has to some of the worst writing and dubbing I have ever seen… See bad dubbing is the exact reason Why I sometimes will watch an Anime in the original Japanese, because then it’s sometimes not as bad XD

Anyways awesome video I loved it XD

It cannot be as bad as Bounty Dog.

You think THAT’s bad? Try:

MD Geist: makes a lot less sense than this (I think it’s the only anime that actually got famous by being SO BAD)

Tenkuu Danzato Skelter Heaven: has no intro, conclusion or reason and doesn’t try to explain anything, it’s pure mindfuckery.

Its still not as bad as a little nugget of horror I like to call Bounty Dog. Review that and gain my eternal respect.

Its still not as bad as a little nugget of horror I like to call Bounty Dog. Review that and gain my eternal respect.

Is this the book of Revelations?

Can’t get over that Sage looks like Karl Urbans kid brother.

Yes! I’m not the only one who sleeps with their clothes on!

Yes! I’m not the only one who sleeps with his clothes on!

Clearly Sage has never played Final Fantasy X if he never knew that laughter could be agonizing…

Damn Sage is creepy as fuck

hey spirited away and kiki’s delivery service prove anime can be good…if not touched by american  editors and if so only slightly.

Wow. When I was in college, we had a group of guys make a radio drama called Idiot Knights. It was crazy, stupid, and you could tell it was made on a budget of no more than 15 dollars. Why would I bring this up? The masked man in this anime with the horrible voice that bombs the hydra has the SAME EXACT VOICE as one of the knights from the drama. The funny thing is that it was still better than this anime.

Remember, spoony. Now, no matter what he shows you, you can’t complain, because it’s not this.