Howling 2: Stirba Werewolf Bitch

The Spoony One | Oct 28 2010 | more notation(s) | 

It’s a Reb Brown Halloween Special with Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf, in which Reb teams up with Christopher Lee to do battle with the lycanthropic misanthropes of the night.

You did not seriously think that a werewolf could contend with the will of Sauron?

WARNING: This review is for mature audiences and is not safe for work.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jaiputman Jamie Dalessio-Putman

    anyone notice Reb Browns weird lil toe?????

    • Scirocco

      YEA I DID! XD

    • http://twitter.com/Nik_Skoenner Nik Skoenner

      Yeah, I did, too- What’s wrong with Reb’s toes? Does he earn some extra money as a drag queen and this is the result of him wearing high heels?

    • http://twitter.com/Nik_Skoenner Nik Skoenner

      Yeah, I did, too- What’s wrong with Reb’s toes? Does he earn some extra money as a drag queen and this is the result of him wearing high heels?

  • http://twitter.com/ScaryReviews Lucas Allen

    I admit, any horror film with Christopher Lee, I want to watch it right now, including the Hammer Horror classics. Just goes to show, he’s a legend!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Oliver-Summers/1821603239 Oliver Summers

    Nice one Spoony.

    Dog Soldiers certainly the better werewolf movie.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Oliver-Summers/1821603239 Oliver Summers

    Nice one Spoony.

    Dog Soldiers certainly the better werewolf movie.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3YYHZFYVK3Q6NXQR2FZTP2WRP4 C.

    wait for it

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Fernie/1466419851 Adam Fernie

    think you mean will of sauraman in the description spoony lol

    • Anonymous

      I don’t think so. I believe he’s quoting one of Sauraman’s lines in LOTR wherin Sauraman (just after being revealed as an ally of Sauron) aks Gandalf “You did not seriously think that (you) could contend with the will of Sauron?”, in other words, Sauraman was just boasting that he’d joined the winning team.

    • Anonymous

      I don’t think so. I believe he’s quoting one of Sauraman’s lines in LOTR wherin Sauraman (just after being revealed as an ally of Sauron) aks Gandalf “You did not seriously think that (you) could contend with the will of Sauron?”, in other words, Sauraman was just boasting that he’d joined the winning team.

    • Anonymous

      I don’t think so. I believe he’s quoting one of Sauraman’s lines in LOTR wherin Sauraman (just after being revealed as an ally of Sauron) aks Gandalf “You did not seriously think that (you) could contend with the will of Sauron?”, in other words, Sauraman was just boasting that he’d joined the winning team.

  • Anonymous

    hell yeah reb brown returns!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Amanda-Gardner/1376551549 Amanda Gardner

    Love the review Spoony. I can’t help but find similarities to Twilight… taking a know myth and changing the crap out of it… At least the werewolves didn’t sparkle… uhg.
    Oh and if you are to watch a werewolf movie it had better be Teen Wolf!!! Oh yeah, Michael J Fox!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Amanda-Gardner/1376551549 Amanda Gardner

    Love the review Spoony. I can’t help but find similarities to Twilight… taking a know myth and changing the crap out of it… At least the werewolves didn’t sparkle… uhg.
    Oh and if you are to watch a werewolf movie it had better be Teen Wolf!!! Oh yeah, Michael J Fox!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Amanda-Gardner/1376551549 Amanda Gardner

    Love the review Spoony. I can’t help but find similarities to Twilight… taking a know myth and changing the crap out of it… At least the werewolves didn’t sparkle… uhg.
    Oh and if you are to watch a werewolf movie it had better be Teen Wolf!!! Oh yeah, Michael J Fox!

  • http://www.projectharuhi.net Kei

    Where wolf?

    • Anonymous

      There. There wolf. There castle.

  • http://www.projectharuhi.net Kei

    Where wolf?

  • http://www.projectharuhi.net Kei

    Where wolf?

  • http://twitter.com/RoryBinks Rory Binks

    Well i thought the mouth-fuck scene’s effects were pretty badass..

  • http://twitter.com/RoryBinks Rory Binks

    Well i thought the mouth-fuck scene’s effects were pretty badass..

  • http://twitter.com/RoryBinks Rory Binks

    Well i thought the mouth-fuck scene’s effects were pretty badass..

  • Anonymous

    This is why I always check this website before I leave for work. You never know what Spoony’s going to put up in the middle of the night!

    Awesome video as always Spoon-dog. I gotta admit, I would like to see this one. Sure it sucks, but it looks like it’d be a good time to watch with friends on my weekly bad movie night. In fact, the same could be said of all Reb Brown movies…total crap, but a hell of a good time! Well…..umm….’cept for Captain America.

    I will close my comment the same way as always. You still have at least two more Highlander reviews in the pipeline (Endgame and the godawful The Source), so that means two more chances to play “The Quickening” by Bad Religion! Wait, Endgame is with Pat the NES Punk right? I’ll be dissapointed if a guy called the “Punk” doesn’t jump on the chance to edit in a punk song about Quickenings. I mean, come on. It’s obvious!

    Anyway, keep up the great work! Glad to see you turning around lots of new content since you’ve been feeling better. It keeps me on the edge of my seat everytime I check the main page. Can’t wait for whatever is next!

  • Anonymous

    I’ll tell you…that was priceless. Never again will we see A master of horror and a master of the B movie get together like this. Spoony, I applaud your outstanding review.

  • http://twitter.com/TehHarleyQuinn Dr Harleen Quinzel

    Did I spy Jimmy Nail in there? Around 6-7 mins in? He’s an actor in the UK (from Newcastle) who had a rather hilarious 5 minute career as a singer.
    Great review as always Spoony and if only Hollywood had cast you as Captain America, I’d be first in the queue to watch that film :D

  • Anonymous

    Cristopher Lee could tell me the sky was orange and I’d immediately set up a cult worshipping the orange sky and start killing off all non-believers. Anyone else realize that they slipped THE HOLY FUCKING GRAIL in the “our weapons” list? Seriously, they say “the cup that held the blood of christ.” THAT DIDN’T GET A LITTLE MORE DWELLING ON? NO “HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET SOMETHING TWO THOUSAND YEARS OLD?” No. Apparently the magic ear plugs are more important. And since we’ve mentioned the country, I feel compelled to bring up the Rocky Horror Picture Show…. “I’m just a sweet transvestite / From transsexual Transylvania-aaaaa!” At least we know where Cybil got her dominatrix outfits from.

    Edit: btw, perfect halloween review.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brendan-Waye/549880390 Brendan Waye

      Yeah, I noticed that too.I had to pause the video to take in the casual inclusion of the grail in their bag of knick knacks. Mystery solved though, werewolf hunters in Transylvania had the grail all this time.

      • Anonymous

        The vatican is SO not going to be happy when they find out. And I’m not looking forward to the reaction of the Knight Templars either.

        … Well, at least now we know that Hitler wasn’t using it to bathe his feet in.

      • Anonymous

        The vatican is SO not going to be happy when they find out. And I’m not looking forward to the reaction of the Knight Templars either.

        … Well, at least now we know that Hitler wasn’t using it to bathe his feet in.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brendan-Waye/549880390 Brendan Waye

      Yeah, I noticed that too.I had to pause the video to take in the casual inclusion of the grail in their bag of knick knacks. Mystery solved though, werewolf hunters in Transylvania had the grail all this time.

  • http://www.vgboxart.com/author/alldreamsfalldown/ Anonymous

    Holy shit…..Jimmy Nail.

  • Anonymous

    Hey Spoony where did you get that shotgun? I so want one!

  • Anonymous

    Good morning, Spoony and fellow Spooners.

    1. About the wax earplugs, they had it in the Odyssey to resist the sirens. Not that I think the screenwriters were referencing this, but as far as defenses go, it’s been done.
    2. At 11:39, the speaker sounds like Tommy Wiseau.
    3. Spoony, sir, you used the Gatecleaner in your opening, and referenced the blagole, but you’re not even going to address the 1 year deadline for Nightmare’s sequels? Grr.
    4. Okay, a question of practicality: titanium bullets? How, exactly did they figure out that this, of all metals, worked? Chain up a live werewolf and shoot it with bullets of brass, copper, silver, gold, iron, bronze, etc. until the titanium bullet kills it? Also, correct me if I’m wrong, but titanium isn’t exactly a metal that was used in large supply in, say, the Middle Ages. So were werewolves just impervious to harm back then, because the weaponry didn’t exist to kill them?

    • http://celluloidandsilicon.blogspot.com/ Avenging_Mike

      I can help with the Nightmare bit. He’s mentioned in several commentaries that he likes continuity and to have a story/moral/lesson to his reviews, and the Pumpkinhead review pretty much slaughtered the banishment thing, because even before he found out that the game was an unfathomable, unresearchable crapfest, he couldn’t figure out a way to have reviews about anything while he was “in the blagole.” Is there a computer there? Is the stuff just laying around? Etc. So it was discarded nearly immediately, that way. It did stay in the back of his mind, obviously, though, since not too long ago, on his twitter feed, Spoony mentioned that the rest of the Nightmare games… just aren’t that good. The games are all pretty much the same, and there’s not many real stand-out moments. Apparently a montage is a possibility at a later point in time, or maybe skits like the Party Mania review, but the “1 year deadline” is pretty well buried. What’s the point of bringing it up in a review just to say “Yeah, I’m not doing that any more.”

      • Anonymous

        (hanging head in shame) Yeah, yeah. I know. I just don’t think he should’ve made a promise like that unless he’d thought it through beforehand. Maybe he’s done this with other long-term projects, but this is the only one I can think of where he started and then abandoned it.

        Thanks for the response, though.

  • http://twitter.com/brodie_brodes22 Brodie Bastian

    Is their house the same set as Decker’s Flat in Blade Runner, what a waste of an awesome set.

  • Anonymous

    Only reason this film was hilarious to me was because I’m Czech, and so is like half the cast. The dwarf in the movie (the throwaway gag) is one of the more famous actors around here, and while not actually that good, you get to see him in not so bad movies. I just lost it when he became the zombie dress-up doll and started stabbing people with the pocket knife. And that’s one of many.

    • http://twitter.com/shadowbird712 Jeremy K.

      Whether it was intentional or not, I had to laugh at you calling the dwarf a “throw away” gag. See, since Reb Brown threw him away…

      • Anonymous

        I’m afraid it was intentional, just badly presented :)

        Can’t say about the skeleton, only one I saw was the one behind Christopher Lee which looks generic to me.

    • Anonymous

      That one shot of the little clockwork skeleton…

      Isn’t that the one from that famous clocktower in Prague?

  • Anonymous

    Only reason this film was hilarious to me was because I’m Czech, and so is like half the cast. The dwarf in the movie (the throwaway gag) is one of the more famous actors around here, and while not actually that good, you get to see him in not so bad movies. I just lost it when he became the zombie dress-up doll and started stabbing people with the pocket knife. And that’s one of many.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alex-Hickok/506689929 Alex Hickok

    Dog Soldiers! Spoony you just made my day! =)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Alex-Hickok/506689929 Alex Hickok

    Dog Soldiers! Spoony you just made my day! =)

  • http://www.facebook.com/jnieminen Janne Nieminen

    Reb Brown AND Christopher Lee? Oh man!

  • http://www.facebook.com/jnieminen Janne Nieminen

    Reb Brown AND Christopher Lee? Oh man!

  • Anonymous

    See?! You see?!

    This why you don’t start trouble with Count Dooku: he will frag grenade your ass.

  • http://twitter.com/Shadow20X6 Vincent A Sanchez

    Dude… you and Linkara lately…. I saw Linkara’s Greatest Responsibility Review and then this one… and I was noticing that Linkara used a cymbal shot, AND called out a zing after his own joke. MAybe it was just a coincidence but still…. Kinda jaring.

    Other than that.. It was a good review. Nice cheesy B movie. Of course having Sauroman and Yor raises any movie!

  • Anonymous

    Reb Brown is my hero

  • Anonymous

    Reb Brown is my hero

  • http://www.facebook.com/Gillus Gilles Binot

    Howling 2 is AWESOME ! It’s probably my favorite bad movie of all time. Thanks for this review.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Gillus Gilles Binot

    Howling 2 is AWESOME ! It’s probably my favorite bad movie of all time. Thanks for this review.

  • Anonymous

    Huh, I’ve known about this movie for years, but I didn’t know Reb Brown was the main character. Imagine that.

    Also, hell yeah for Dog Soldiers! :D

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=515476575 Glen Graves

    Miike’s Dead or Alive poster in the back, WOO HOO SPOONY !!! !

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=515476575 Glen Graves

      Well, actually the third one in the Trilogy Dead or Alive Final, but still

  • Anonymous

    Reb Brown’s little toe scares me! :D

  • http://www.facebook.com/MagnuzGjemli Magnús Bjarki Arnarsson

    fkn epic mad max refrence !!! loved this review !

  • Anonymous

    The Six Demon Bag,sensational!

    What’s in it,Egg?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Emerson-Junior/100001244946050 Emerson Junior

    2 quest for the holy grail references, AWESOME

  • Anonymous

    12:22 THATS FREAKING HILARIOUS “ITS A TRAP!!”

  • Anonymous

    12:22 THATS FREAKING HILARIOUS “ITS A TRAP!!”

  • Anonymous

    12:22 THATS FREAKING HILARIOUS “ITS A TRAP!!”

  • Anonymous

    Pepsi placement much?

    I always love it when you refer to Highlander 2 with this “umph” sound.

  • Anonymous

    Pepsi placement much?

    I always love it when you refer to Highlander 2 with this “umph” sound.

  • Anonymous

    Pepsi placement much?

    I always love it when you refer to Highlander 2 with this “umph” sound.

  • http://twitter.com/Darwin_Green5 Damon Sherman

    wow, I’m bummed out that you weren’t reviewing “The Sword and the Sorcerer”, since that too had Reb Brown in it.

  • http://twitter.com/Darwin_Green5 Damon Sherman

    wow, I’m bummed out that you weren’t reviewing “The Sword and the Sorcerer”, since that too had Reb Brown in it.

  • http://twitter.com/Darwin_Green5 Damon Sherman

    wow, I’m bummed out that you weren’t reviewing “The Sword and the Sorcerer”, since that too had Reb Brown in it.

  • Anonymous

    ROFLMFAO THIS IS THE BEST REVIEW EVER 13:35 OMFG HAHAHAHHA :D

  • Anonymous

    ROFLMFAO THIS IS THE BEST REVIEW EVER 13:35 OMFG HAHAHAHHA :D

  • Anonymous

    ROFLMFAO THIS IS THE BEST REVIEW EVER 13:35 OMFG HAHAHAHHA :D

  • Princess Stabbity

    I completely forgot just how terrible this movie is. All I could remember was that damn song, Christopher Lee, and Sybil Danning. I tend to block out most of it, even five minutes after rewatching it.

    That being said, it’s still awesome. Lee staking things. Reb shooting things. Speaking of, I always forget he’s in this until I look it up…

  • Princess Stabbity

    I completely forgot just how terrible this movie is. All I could remember was that damn song, Christopher Lee, and Sybil Danning. I tend to block out most of it, even five minutes after rewatching it.

    That being said, it’s still awesome. Lee staking things. Reb shooting things. Speaking of, I always forget he’s in this until I look it up…

  • http://fireproalliance.proboards.com/ Desertpunk23

    Spoony actually reviewed something I posted in the request thread lol

    I know chances are he was going to anyway but still awesome lol.

  • Anonymous

    Watched the MST3K Werewolf episode the other day, very awesome.
    Reb Brown was also in Miami Vice at one point.

  • Anonymous

    I was just thinking that guy’s helmet looked like master blaster when Spoony mentioned it hehe

  • http://dragonacesg7.livejournal.com/profile Dragons_Dusk

    so, the “werrwolf” hunters had the frickin’ Holy Grail??

    but seriously, even if they were actually going to hunt vampires, where did they get the grail?

    Awesome Halloween review Spoony :)

  • Anonymous

    Man. It’s kinda sad Reb’s go-to action move is screaming

  • Anonymous

    You get big ups for the Bud crack.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-Jones/503193818 Ryan Jones

    When I saw the muppet scene all I could think of was “Suffer like G did?!”

    • Anonymous

      Oh, good God, you’re right! Man, now I’ll never be able to play House of the Dead 2 without thinking about priest face-rape! Thanks a lot, Howling 2!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-Jones/503193818 Ryan Jones

    When I saw the muppet scene all I could think of was “Suffer like G did?!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ryan-Jones/503193818 Ryan Jones

    When I saw the muppet scene all I could think of was “Suffer like G did?!”

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RGFHXSV4BXSG5VQ7XUNY76CWMQ JAMES

    My favourite part is when Spoony is talking about the scene where Reb discovers Christopher Lee about to stake his sister. Spoony + Reb Brown ridiculousness = comedy gold. :)

  • http://damnfox.livejournal.com/ DFX

    awesome as always !
    but one thing though – do you actually have to make big-ass WARNING _and_ to blur out tities ? :
    no, they do not make me howling since i can’t fucking see anything even when you “showing this to us unedited”. this kinda shit i hate about morality legislation lobbyists in US: they enforce FUD all over the boobs and sex but suffering, monster head rape and unspeakable deaths – all-fucking-right.
    part of me dies every time Spoony goes on bridle of those assholes :( gotta hate those motherfuckers

    • http://twitter.com/GunarmDyne Dave Paradise

      It’s blip.tv’s policy. Plain and simple.

      • http://www.facebook.com/Manofmanycoats Robert Cousineau

        Only for porn. This movie can easily be considered artistic. So boobs for art is perfectly ok.

        • Anonymous

          “Artistic” is not how I would describe Howling 2. A giant pile of flaming stupid topped with some of Reb Brown’s best “RAAAAGHHHH!” shouts and Christopher Lee’s awesomely authoritative voice is a better description. This movie is about as artistic as a velvet painting of Elvis.

        • Anonymous

          “Artistic” is not how I would describe Howling 2. A giant pile of flaming stupid topped with some of Reb Brown’s best “RAAAAGHHHH!” shouts and Christopher Lee’s awesomely authoritative voice is a better description. This movie is about as artistic as a velvet painting of Elvis.

    • http://twitter.com/GunarmDyne Dave Paradise

      It’s blip.tv’s policy. Plain and simple.

    • http://twitter.com/matt_recneps Matt Spencer

      Are you so desperate to see a pair of breasts that you’re going to bitch at Spoony for using censored scenes? It kills me how whenever anything sexual is censored at least one person posts a comment on the internet about how much they hate censorship and blah blah blah. You’re not fooling anyone – you just want to see a pair of tits.

      Tell you what, run over to Google Image Search, and type in tits, jugs, breasts, boobies, knockers, funbags, or any one of the MANY slang terms for breasts. Hell, with safe search turned off you could search for Sheboygan Wisconsin and inevitably see at least seventeen topless pics. Go find some porn and stop bitching about where you CAN’T find it. Jeez.

      • Anonymous

        I don’t live there now, but I grew up in Sheboygan…any titties available online from there you do not want to see.

      • http://damnfox.livejournal.com/ DFX

        are you desperate to see people eyes pop out and heads being blown off ? you not fooling me, buddy – you are probably a child-killing psycho!

        what kind of shit is that ? you showing a movie or some kind of video, bitching about it, _deliberately emphasize_ on something like those boobs and then not showing them for some reason of “preserving purity of humanity” or similar shit.
        no one, besides original creator of said video or review, have any fucking right draw his stuff all over to hide “umpure” “perverted” body parts and Spoony doesn’t look like hypocrtytical asshole to start “protect” his viewers from “becoming sexual offenders”. but he forced to comply and that’s is bullshit.

        you, on the over hand, is hypocritical twat and i wish Power of Holy Boobies will melt the shit in out of your head next time you get laid, if this ever happen, and you snap out of this moralistic bullshit propaganda.

  • http://twitter.com/frice2003 Frank Rice

    You’re really getting back into the flow of things now. It’s been awhile since I’ve had to pause one of your videos because I was laughing so much. Only thing I wish you did was break out your Gandalf costume and assault rifle again and threaten Mr. Lee.

  • http://twitter.com/frice2003 Frank Rice

    You’re really getting back into the flow of things now. It’s been awhile since I’ve had to pause one of your videos because I was laughing so much. Only thing I wish you did was break out your Gandalf costume and assault rifle again and threaten Mr. Lee.

  • Anonymous

    PEPSI FROM THE PEPSI-DIMENSION!

  • Anonymous

    PEPSI FROM THE PEPSI-DIMENSION!

  • Anonymous

    PEPSI FROM THE PEPSI-DIMENSION!

  • http://twitter.com/higakirinne H. R.

    BA DUM TSHHHHHH

  • Charles Fernando

    Dog Soldiers is awesome!

  • Anonymous

    Yeaaaaah, this movie might as well have been about va-BOOBIES! *coughs* As I was saying, it might as well have been vampires. I mean, they’re trying to stop his sister from rising from the grave, and just about every piece of lore in this movie is from vampire lore, except for the silver at the beginning and all of the stuff they pulled out of their ass… or shoved down a priest’s throat. And, another thing… sure the first part of the movie is about the sister being a werewolf, but after that, there’s nothing about her! That’s why Stirba, werewolf bitch (which is a legitimate name for a female dog) is a much better title.

    Anyways, great review as always, Spoony. I loved the scene where you took a drink.

  • Anonymous

    I figured you’d use that awkward bathtub scene as the closer, but I guess once was enough. That Reb Brown wail would make an excellent ringtone!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ian-Gilmore/100001348022275 Ian Gilmore

    As soon as you said, “this reminds me of another song” i knew you were talking about hobgoblins lol.
    Great as always spoony, but ill take the howling over hobgoblins any day.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ian-Gilmore/100001348022275 Ian Gilmore

    As soon as you said, “this reminds me of another song” i knew you were talking about hobgoblins lol.
    Great as always spoony, but ill take the howling over hobgoblins any day.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Seth-Williams/15618827 Seth Williams

    Ok, here’s the skinny:

    Count Dracula travels to the US to recruit Major Murphy “Killzone” Black in order to win back his domain from werewolf interlopers, picking up Nick Nack along the way. The producers must have just said “Fuck it, just put everything Christopher Lee has been in together.” You could even connect the scene where he and Stirba burn up to The Wicker Man!

  • http://www.facebook.com/keinushi Keinushi Snyder

    what happened to the cool animated one?

    • Anonymous

      Well it wasn’t especially suited to a Halloween-themed episode was it?

  • http://www.facebook.com/keinushi Keinushi Snyder

    what happened to the cool animated one?

  • http://www.facebook.com/keinushi Keinushi Snyder

    what happened to the cool animated one?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Natalie-Jones/100001438912549 Natalie Jones

    christopher lee can say anything and make it sound creepy and epic.

  • http://www.jayisgames.com Dora B

    Back in high school, my friends and I had Terrible Movie Fridays. There was a movie store in town that rented movies for 47 cents a night (yes it was in the boondocks SHUT UP) and we’d rent like twelve of the weirdest sounding horror movies we could find in the dusty shelves. I’m just saying I have seen a LOT of insanity. I was born in the ’80s, so that’s a given. But still. I… I kind of can’t believe this is really a thing. I mean, okay, I know horror movies have done some TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE things, but… I mean, well, how COULD you?

    I would pay money just to see Reb’s script from this movie. Does “YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARGH” have more than one R? How about “RUUUUUUUUHHHHH!!!”?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Pat-Closson/100000304267651 Pat Closson

    YES! the Triumphant return of Reb Brown. Is there anything this guy has been in that isn’t pure gold!?!?

  • Anonymous

    The song’s pretty good though the club scene feels like a knock-off of Bauhaus performing Bela Lugosi’s Dead in The Hunger.

  • Anonymous

    “Sticking a stake in my dead sister.” Is that what they’re calling it these days?

    Also: Yay new intro!

  • Anonymous

    DOG SOILDERS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES OF ALL TIME!
    finally someone else knows of this movie… R.I.P. Spoony and on your grave we will enscribe “I hope I give you the shits you fucking whimp!”

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Reise-Tschosik/100000132904998 Reise Tschosik

      I love Dog Soldiers!! Sausages!!

  • Anonymous

    DOG SOILDERS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES OF ALL TIME!
    finally someone else knows of this movie… R.I.P. Spoony and on your grave we will enscribe “I hope I give you the shits you fucking whimp!”

  • http://twitter.com/Samael101 Sam Sam

    Knife wielding evil dwarf dressing like a girl? Why am I thinking more of Donald Sutherland than Christopher Lee?

  • http://twitter.com/Subject153 Ross Bebbington

    Just had to make an account to say how funny this review was!
    I just loved your Getting beyond the thunder dome joke!

  • http://twitter.com/matt_recneps Matt Spencer

    Very funny review. Man, there’s nothing like a Reb “AUUGGGGGGRH!” Brown movie. The acting range of an air horn indeed.

    But oh man…the puns were so bad. You’ve been DnDing with Liz too much. XD

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/William-Shelton-Brown/1587610163 William Shelton Brown

    The second you said Master Blaster I knew it was coming

  • http://www.facebook.com/ben.bowmer Ben Bowmer

    Funny review, Spoony.

    You should TOTALLY review Dog Soldiers. It’s worthy of your attention… because of Pvt. Spoon.

  • Anonymous

    HOLY SHIT SOMETHING I’VE SEEN! Me and my friend were at the supermarket getting some food stuffs one time and he saw that for 2.50$, bought it and made me watch it. Awful awful movie.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gavin-Leaf/592540289 Gavin Leaf

    Was that Jimmy Nail? Wtf…..so thats what happened to his acting Career.

  • Anonymous

    This is the second Christopher Lee/Reb Brown movie that you’ve reviewed, Spoony, and now I have this weird thought of what might have been if Reb Brown and Christopher Lee both shared the screen a 3rd time in Lord of the Rings. I could totally see Reb Brown as Aragorn. Just think about it, Reb Brown as the ranger who’s secretly the heir to Gondor, and Christopher Lee tries to stop him with his orc army.

    That would be the greatest movie trilogy ever.

    • Anonymous

      There would be lots of screaming.

      • Anonymous

        And shooting…

        • http://twitter.com/kungfuandcoffee Lance Burton

          ‘Reb’ should be a verb. There will be more Rebbing than you can imagine. The horror. The horror.

  • http://twitter.com/stingisgod Mitch Montgomery

    It always makes me laugh how ass-backwards censorship is: it’s perfectly fine to show people get mauled, impaled, have their eyes explode, or get throat-fucked to death, but can’t show any titties!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Wiegeabo-Kilijabob/100000074745693 Wiegeabo Kilijabob

    They must have written a vampire movie, then decided to try and capitalize on the Howling name, and threw together just enough rewrite to replace vampire with warewolf, sync up the sister’s backstory, and swap silver for titanium.

    Because changing it from silver to titanium made it a completely original story. ;)

  • Anonymous

    Okay I have to say, the fact that you managed to incorporate “Beyond Thunderdome” into this review in a way that makes sense has elevated you to the level of cinema god lol

    • http://www.facebook.com/skyless.duck Kyle Roods

      The fact that this isn’t the first time he’s done this successfully is kind of scary.

    • http://www.facebook.com/skyless.duck Kyle Roods

      The fact that this isn’t the first time he’s done this successfully is kind of scary.

      • Lavitz Skall

        True, i think he is the only man..I mean GOD..In history to make two thunderdome jokes lol

      • Lavitz Skall

        True, i think he is the only man..I mean GOD..In history to make two thunderdome jokes lol

  • Anonymous

    Okay I have to say, the fact that you managed to incorporate “Beyond Thunderdome” into this review in a way that makes sense has elevated you to the level of cinema god lol

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/ZF2HHR52GL23PNY7CCE5A77PHI Dylan L

    I’m surprised the Werewolves didn’t turn into bats or have to be invited in.

  • Anonymous

    I’m normally not put off by gross horror movies (I freaking love Troma films), but this was just…excessive and mean-spirited. Really nasty, stupid film. I’ve gotta give Christopher Lee credit for professionalism; he still gave a good performance, even if he did apologize for participating later.

    Still, nasty movie, but good review, Spoony. I look forward to the next one.

    • Anonymous

      `80s sequels in a nutshell; take whatever was cool about the first movie and amp it to 9000, but make it a little raunchier, meaner, and stupider as well. Worked for “Beverly Hills Cop II”, “Revenge of the Nerds II”, but failed in “Star Trek II” because the people making that film actually give a crap about it.

  • http://twitter.com/fishfishlove Fishies

    Oh god that was on TV last year. It was terrible. The end credit sequence was great though, because the way it was cut make it look like characters were reacting to her showing her boobs.

  • Kaylakaze

    Instead of using Akbar the second time, you should have used the “It’s a trap” line from Mazes & Monsters.

  • Anonymous

    So. Defenestration of the diminutive nails it, huh?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_U5FIBBZZTAFAJZHFTKRAUVL33Y Tyler

    Good call with the transparency on the pixelization

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_U5FIBBZZTAFAJZHFTKRAUVL33Y Tyler

    Good call with the transparency on the pixelization

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_U5FIBBZZTAFAJZHFTKRAUVL33Y Tyler

    Good call with the transparency on the pixelization

  • http://pkht.org Jim Boom

    A rise of TF works? Woah. This is badass! Now comes the search on Amazon to find this thing, heh.

  • Anonymous

    I have seen this movie more times than i care to admit…. I’m not happy with myself. But awesome review! You really put this movie in its place. FYI, I was always a huge Reb Brown fan, but I always saw this as his most bland and forgettable performance. I totally forgot he was even IN this and he’s the main character for Christ’s sakes! Damn Reb, what a let down…

  • Anonymous

    I have seen this movie more times than i care to admit…. I’m not happy with myself. But awesome review! You really put this movie in its place. FYI, I was always a huge Reb Brown fan, but I always saw this as his most bland and forgettable performance. I totally forgot he was even IN this and he’s the main character for Christ’s sakes! Damn Reb, what a let down…

  • Anonymous

    This is amazing! This review has prompted my friends and I to find a copy of this for Halloween shenanigans. This is really one of the best reviews you’ve done in a long time, Spoony. Great work!
    PS: Extra points for the return of one of my favorite jokes; getting Beyond Thunderdome.

  • Anonymous

    This is amazing! This review has prompted my friends and I to find a copy of this for Halloween shenanigans. This is really one of the best reviews you’ve done in a long time, Spoony. Great work!
    PS: Extra points for the return of one of my favorite jokes; getting Beyond Thunderdome.

  • Anonymous

    Is there a Cybil Daning movie where she does NOT show her tits?

    • http://twitter.com/kungfuandcoffee Lance Burton

      “Battle Beyond The Stars” – It’s also the only Sybil movie I’ve ever seen! Rats! No tits! No rat’s tits either!

    • http://twitter.com/kungfuandcoffee Lance Burton

      “Battle Beyond The Stars” – It’s also the only Sybil movie I’ve ever seen! Rats! No tits! No rat’s tits either!

  • Anonymous

    Is there a Cybil Daning movie where she does NOT show her tits?

  • Anonymous

    Vampire and werewolf mythology overlaps quite a bit, so I was okay with Transylvania and garlic and all that, but when Saruman busted out the Holy Earplugs of Antioch, I’m calling foul. Also, at about 13 minutes in, is that the chairman from Iron Chef? And keep up the Dune references, they never cease to amuse me.

  • Anonymous

    Vampire and werewolf mythology overlaps quite a bit, so I was okay with Transylvania and garlic and all that, but when Saruman busted out the Holy Earplugs of Antioch, I’m calling foul. Also, at about 13 minutes in, is that the chairman from Iron Chef? And keep up the Dune references, they never cease to amuse me.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Patrick-Willett/100000032377835 Patrick Willett

    So…are you gonna review Dog Soldiers?

  • Anonymous

    Captain America and Saruman vs Werewolves… WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS?

  • http://twitter.com/gfresh06 Bill Silvia

    Spoony’s Reb Brown Halloween review was the sequel of a film I reviewed the remake of and was also a film that I intended to review while doing a Spoony homage at some point in the future.

    Oh, the irony.

    • http://twitter.com/kungfuandcoffee Lance Burton

      That’s not irony! Yes, I am the anti-Alanis. For an encore I will divide myself into four parts with different personalities and drive to the Hockey Match (or wherever Canadians drive to. I’ve never been to Canadia-Land.)

  • Anonymous

    MAGIC HOLY EAR PLUGS~!

    Freaking awesome review, Spoony.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001137823666 Dean Naces

    Wait, Pig Liquor? Or was it Iced Chicken?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lasse-Korup-Nielsen/1375461450 Lasse Korup Nielsen

    lesson learned, don’t fuck with Saruman!

  • http://twitter.com/TommyWishow Adolf Hitler

    Good, now make a commentary, you asshole, thank you.

    But in all seriousness, this was funny as hell, especially seeing Christoper Lee and Reb Brown team up.
    Sadly I didn’t stick around for your end credits, since they didn’t have any breasts in them.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Erik-Rusu/731948366 Erik Rusu

    One small detail that irks me. Transylvania is not a country, it’s a goddamn area in Romania. Sure it’s nothing to really bother but still….

  • Ceherz

    best spoony review in a long time!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brnd-Myr/1254717857 Brnd Myr

    Holycrap fuckedup like LifeForce… Transylvania-Titanium-Werewolf-Vampire-Zombies from hell. And with boobies. WTF?!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nicholas-Gaston/1200132432 Nicholas Gaston

    Y’know, maybe it’s the Vicodin and the exhaustion talking, but seeing this review has given me the inspiration for a sci-fi/fantasy short story. I’ll get going writing it as soon as I get some research done…where do I find some Green Berets to interview?

    (On less high note, a wonderful review, as always. And Dog Soldiers is an *outrageously* underexposed little gem of a movie!)

  • Anonymous

    bowing down to the epicness of you sir! thanks for these awesome vids!!

  • http://fireproalliance.proboards.com/ Desertpunk23

    the cut away shot of the pop can kills me everytime.

  • http://twitter.com/DuosAngel Stephanie Shinkle

    Great review Spoony. Love how you managed to get another Beyond Thunderdome joke in. Also love the new intro.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Elihn Annika Meyer

    Haha, OMG! I almost died here.
    Awesome review, Spoony! :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/Elihn Annika Meyer

    Haha, OMG! I almost died here.
    Awesome review, Spoony! :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/Elihn Annika Meyer

    Haha, OMG! I almost died here.
    Awesome review, Spoony! :)

  • http://twitter.com/kungfuandcoffee Lance Burton

    I love ya, Spoony, you’re extremely talented. I’d love to open a dialogue about opportunities. Call me. You never know. I could, in fact, be Senor Speilbergo, Mexico’s greatest director of telenovelas. Buenos Dios.

  • Renaissance_nerd

    awesome but one thing bugs me.

    Land of the Free but we can’t have the word “Bitch” in a movie title…

  • Renaissance_nerd

    awesome but one thing bugs me.

    Land of the Free but we can’t have the word “Bitch” in a movie title…

  • Renaissance_nerd

    awesome but one thing bugs me.

    Land of the Free but we can’t have the word “Bitch” in a movie title…

  • Poipoi

    At least the werewolves don’t ” sparkle ” lol

  • Anonymous

    Total misquote of Revelation there Chris, it’s: “She made the rulers drunk with the wine of her fornication.” It’s not assigning the wrong chapter and verse of Genesis to a quote like in Eegah, a verse that doesn’t even exist in the chapter in question, but it’s close!

  • Anonymous

    Total misquote of Revelation there Chris, it’s: “She made the rulers drunk with the wine of her fornication.” It’s not assigning the wrong chapter and verse of Genesis to a quote like in Eegah, a verse that doesn’t even exist in the chapter in question, but it’s close!

  • Anonymous

    Ughhhh.

    That scene with the gross little demon puppet fucking that guy’s throat was so gross and worthless I had to skip past it.

  • http://twitter.com/kshade_hyaena Khalan Shade

    OMG Red Dwarf :>

  • Anonymous

    This movie proves the old saying “boobs are their own special effect.”

    I could tell that this had been shot in Eastern Europe; our heroes were cruising around in a Lada Niva; the wrecked car looks like a Skoda. I don’t know which is worse: the shot-in-Czechoslovakia “Stirba Werewolf Bitch” or the shot-in-Yugoslavia “Transylvania 6-5000″; the former is an unintentional comedy, the latter a comedy that failed to make people laugh.

  • Anonymous

    This movie proves the old saying “boobs are their own special effect.”

    I could tell that this had been shot in Eastern Europe; our heroes were cruising around in a Lada Niva; the wrecked car looks like a Skoda. I don’t know which is worse: the shot-in-Czechoslovakia “Stirba Werewolf Bitch” or the shot-in-Yugoslavia “Transylvania 6-5000″; the former is an unintentional comedy, the latter a comedy that failed to make people laugh.

  • http://www.google.com/profiles/114319313498601954245 Kaltzor

    To the vampire to werewolf thing… They also replaced every “silver” with “titanium”.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YZC7G6HHPBSBH4IFKPSM2ITLIE Frank Lampard

    Anybody else notice Jimmy Nail in there very briefly? Hah, what wierd casting.

    Anyway, great review – a movie with Cristopher Lee is usually bound to have hints of badass, but Reb Brown aswell?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_CA2D7GSGS3FK3N5PBNJNLTZ3WA Eve

    I’m not sure which was more disgusting… The dwarf’s eyes exploding, or the love interest’s eyes LOOKING like they were about to explode.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_CA2D7GSGS3FK3N5PBNJNLTZ3WA Eve

    I’m not sure which was more disgusting… The dwarf’s eyes exploding, or the love interest’s eyes LOOKING like they were about to explode.

  • http://vladmesco.99k.org/ Elfu

    WHAT?! 12:16, that’s a Polish licence plate, not Romanian / Transylvanian! Cheap bastards! They can’t even get THAT right?

  • Anonymous

    Hey, its Jiri Krytinar as the dwarf! Once I had a beer with him here in Prague. Actually I’m not sure how they could have shot an american movie here in Czech Republic in 1985 (well, Czechoslovakia at the time), and with a bunch of czech actors, as the iron curtain was taken rather seriously back then. Nice to know the communist goverment could settle their differences with US in the name of culture. And tits.

  • http://twitter.com/Arad1el Joseph Dowland

    Holy shit that was Jimmy fucking Nail!!!!

  • http://evilpaul.blogspot.com/ evilpaul

    Lee: “And she held forth a golden chalice full of the filth of fornication–”
    Spoony: “And she called it Bud American Ale.”

    I nearly fell out of my chair laughing. I’m a bit of a beer snob (understatement) and that’s by far the worst beer I’ve ever tasted. (I haven’t gotten to try Pizza Beer yet though.)

  • http://evilpaul.blogspot.com/ evilpaul

    Lee: “And she held forth a golden chalice full of the filth of fornication–”
    Spoony: “And she called it Bud American Ale.”

    I nearly fell out of my chair laughing. I’m a bit of a beer snob (understatement) and that’s by far the worst beer I’ve ever tasted. (I haven’t gotten to try Pizza Beer yet though.)

    • Anonymous

      And on that note, when filling a golden chalice full of the filth of fornication, what exactly are you filling it with?
      EEeeeewwwwww……

  • http://twitter.com/eruvadhril Danielle Clarke

    Dude. Saruman is a fucking badass.

    Dog Soldiers is my favourite werewolf movie ever.

  • http://twitter.com/Anaphyis Anaphyis

    All those gratuitous clips in the Christopher Lee intro and not Bela Lugosi’s infamous “Pull the string!” scene? I’m disappoint.

  • Anonymous

    I advise folks to watch the Special Poetry Slam of Werewolf

  • http://twitter.com/hhbx Henry Benton Jr

    What the…did they just whip out the Holy Grail!?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matthew-Raizoku/710678347 Matthew Raizoku

    I watched it this about a year ago on the Sci-Fi channel when it was called that, and I was confused a lot.

    I was really confused by the sex orgy that happen a few times.

  • http://tasoku.deviantart.com Evon Le

    At least we know now what Twilight was lacking all along: Boobs. Every 5 minutes. Because everyone knows that girls just stuck to Twilight for Jacob’s beautiful half-naked body.

    • Anonymous

      Twilight was never lacking in boobs. Man boobs that is. Think about it, if Twilight is softcore porn for girls… What sort of boobs do you think the girls would want? Firm, sturdy man-boobs of course.

      • http://tasoku.deviantart.com Evon Le

        lol but the guys would have stuck for woman boobs. Imagine if all the female werewolves and vampires could take their shirts off. Woot!

      • http://tasoku.deviantart.com Evon Le

        lol but the guys would have stuck for woman boobs. Imagine if all the female werewolves and vampires could take their shirts off. Woot!

  • http://thenewyawker.darkbb.com/ Tylarannosaurus Rex

    Jesus fuck, they made 7 of these movies…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jeff-Huet-Jorliden/644084785 Jeff Huet Jörliden

    Fuck this movie! Howling 1 is very good and this movie shits all over it.

  • http://twitter.com/Edandro Edmund Andros

    Nice MST3K-Thunderdome joke.

  • http://twitter.com/Edandro Edmund Andros

    Nice MST3K-Thunderdome joke.

  • http://twitter.com/Edandro Edmund Andros

    Nice MST3K-Thunderdome joke.

  • http://twitter.com/Edandro Edmund Andros

    Nice MST3K-Thunderdome joke.

  • saint23thomas

    That was a good review, but I’m still hoping this All Hallow’s Eve will bring forth another Deadly Premonition.

    • Anonymous

      Zach, did you hear that? Someone else wants to see Spoony continue the investigation! You should tell York.

  • saint23thomas

    That was a good review, but I’m still hoping this All Hallow’s Eve will bring forth another Deadly Premonition.

  • http://twitter.com/ReaperSound Reaper Sound

    Howling 2: Stirba Werewolf Tits

  • http://twitter.com/ReaperSound Reaper Sound

    Howling 2: Stirba Werewolf Tits

  • http://twitter.com/ReaperSound Reaper Sound

    Howling 2: Stirba Werewolf Tits

  • Anonymous

    hey this was on my local tv a couple of days ago they still show commercials with some scenes from it too, well actually the channel plays mostly mgm movies cause they’re dirt cheap right now, I bought a crap load of em at the dollar store heck i think there was a copy of howling 2 there I just didn’t pick it up for whatever reason. but yeah mgm i think declared bankruptcy and had to liquidate, shortly after a new channel showed up on my digital converter called “this” where they show mostly mgm stuff.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tony-Sairanen/100000170334296 Tony Sairanen

    Best review in a while. thanks.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/V3WXBDCWYRE5DOPYR3NB7GFGWM CherZ

    Still….it’s better than Howling 7…

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/V3WXBDCWYRE5DOPYR3NB7GFGWM CherZ

    Still….it’s better than Howling 7…

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/V3WXBDCWYRE5DOPYR3NB7GFGWM CherZ

    Still….it’s better than Howling 7…

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/V3WXBDCWYRE5DOPYR3NB7GFGWM CherZ

    Still….it’s better than Howling 7…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Timothy-Jones/1439561166 Timothy Jones

    Reb Brown returns as Blast Hardcheese in Highlander 3: Attack of The Forklift

    WAAAAAAUUUGHGGGHH!

  • Anonymous

    actually Spoony, silver wasn’t a part of werewolf folklore. It came about due to silver being considered a holy metal and was popularized by the Universal/Hammer horror films

  • Anonymous

    actually Spoony, silver wasn’t a part of werewolf folklore. It came about due to silver being considered a holy metal and was popularized by the Universal/Hammer horror films

  • Anonymous

    df

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001218463429 Tim House

    “I am Christopher Lee, the ship-board computer, with an IQ of 6000. The same IQ as 12000 PE teachers.”
    God I love Red Dwarf.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001218463429 Tim House

    “I am Christopher Lee, the ship-board computer, with an IQ of 6000. The same IQ as 12000 PE teachers.”
    God I love Red Dwarf.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001218463429 Tim House

    “I am Christopher Lee, the ship-board computer, with an IQ of 6000. The same IQ as 12000 PE teachers.”
    God I love Red Dwarf.

  • Anonymous

    sauromans holy hand granade was fucking epic reminds me of the holy bomb in that worms game.

  • Anonymous

    sauromans holy hand granade was fucking epic reminds me of the holy bomb in that worms game.

  • http://www.facebook.com/kevin.mcgill2 Kevin McGill

    Curse you Spoony! Because of you I tracked down a majority of the Howling movies. (I and II: Stirba Werewolf Bitch combo and a set with II: Marsupials, V: The Rebirth, and VI: The Freaks , oddly called the Howling Trilogy) Watched 1, 2, and 3. Man you weren’t kidding about how bad 2 is. I’m going to have “By the pale pale light…the pale pale light of the moon” stuck in my head for days. But one thing I am unsure of, is Striba Stefan’s sister? She called him brother, and there were some weird incestuous undertones near the end….freaky stuff.

  • Anonymous

    You know I hope somewhere in the world there is a movie where Reb Brown and Pierre Kirby team up to fight werewolf ninjas or something. That would be fucking glorious.

  • http://www.facebook.com/diesel1985 Joseph McDowell

    No blagole reference?

    • http://www.facebook.com/diesel1985 Joseph McDowell

      Oh, actually saw one in the scene right after the rave. But I always thought the Gatekeeper/Gatecleaner gag could go on forever and be funny.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/7UN6FDZUJROKU2JTYZE43WBTUU Leonard

    Sybil Danning is freaking hot!! she was like what 40 when she starred in the movie and boy I would totally motor boat those titties. Today she’s like 60 and I know I might be the only one but I would still fuck her. the movie still sucks though lol

  • http://www.facebook.com/jpocahan Jp O’Cahan

    Jimmy Nail! :D

  • Anonymous

    Whos the “actress,” playing Reb’s love interest?
    Shes terrible too.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Greg-Schipp/533493519 Greg Schipp

    15:09 a chalice that held the sacred blood of Christ? Christopher Lee has the holy grail. That’s how cool Christopher Lee is.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_AL6ADN5J3UXVHHOSRGNDM7XBCI realslimshadowen

    In defense of the film, to paraphrase Discworld, the advantage of the stake to the heart is that it also tends to work on creatures that *aren’t* vampires.

    Hilarious as always.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000065433429 Sam Pagano

    i would go to a rave with christopher lee

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OZYBCNMV5RCWLP4BU7IFA2TZHY Tamas

    What the hell is with the random shots of skeletons in this movie?
    They’re never much explained, and I swear it creeped me out as I was watching this review…..

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_OZYBCNMV5RCWLP4BU7IFA2TZHY Tamas

    What the hell is with the random shots of skeletons in this movie?
    They’re never much explained, and I swear it creeped me out as I was watching this review…..

  • http://www.facebook.com/SuperMAIDS Paul Cook

    Wait he has the HOLY FUCKING GRAIL?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jovan-Stipic/1520802005 Jovan Stipic

    HOLLY SHIT SHES MOVING
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH

  • Anonymous

    Stake through the heart is vampires. Garlic is vampires. Holy Freaking Water is vampires, and hell, Christ Earplugs are probably vampires too! How much more wrong can you possibly get?!

    WARNING: When going to Transylvania, always have your sacred Shrek earwax on hand, people. You never know when Christopher Lee and the Werewolf Bitch are gonna be facing off.

  • http://UnholyFireDragon.com Pierre Groulx

    Magic holy earplugs? Used for what?! Protect against sirens and banshees?

    • Anonymous

      That would actually make sense.

      On some level.

  • http://UnholyFireDragon.com Pierre Groulx

    Magic holy earplugs? Used for what?! Protect against sirens and banshees?

  • http://profiles.google.com/drawnder Tuerto Manco

    Whut the…? Someone else remembers Ssssss?

  • http://profiles.google.com/drawnder Tuerto Manco

    Whut the…? Someone else remembers Ssssss?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matt-Hayden/1720262285 Matt Hayden

    Haha the end of the video is awesome. Great review Spoony.

    Also, “So Reb has to throw a midget out of a window” is a phrase I will attempt to use daily from now on.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matt-Hayden/1720262285 Matt Hayden

    Haha the end of the video is awesome. Great review Spoony.

    Also, “So Reb has to throw a midget out of a window” is a phrase I will attempt to use daily from now on.

  • Anonymous

    Did… Did Spoony just call the midget an “it”?!

    EDIT: Rofl. The whole Mad Max thing was hilarious.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001726064526 Joey Ogg

    HOLY HELL SPOONYS A VETERAN…. yeah right

  • Anonymous

    wow Spoony have you been working out lol but yea you do look pretty god damn sexy with a bit of muscle :)

  • http://zelriku.deviantart.com/ Sangii

    What. How did I not see this video when it came out? I only heard it mentioned in the new commentary…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1813118664 Reza Stephen Lustig

    FISH PICKER!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1813118664 Reza Stephen Lustig

    FISH PICKER!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1813118664 Reza Stephen Lustig

    FISH PICKER!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=785645712 Flo-Man Overvelde

    Never wear that mask again, Spoony..

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=785645712 Flo-Man Overvelde

    Never wear that mask again, Spoony..

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Natalie-Jones/100001438912549 Natalie Jones

    KID SNICKER!

  • http://profiles.google.com/michael.d.oreilly Michael OReilly

    I am shocked, SHOCKED that this review did not contain a “Paul! You is a warwilf!” reference. Shame on you.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ICDHG7TLTN6JVK6JMK3TKQFXKQ Mike Wallace

    Wow. Reb Brown must have Leifeld’s disease; I have never seen feet narrow to a point like that outside of a shitty 90′s comic book. Or a ballet recital.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nagneto-Lives/100002330956610 Nagneto Lives

    BEWBIES!

  • http://twitter.com/lorddeox Steven Horsecoft

    Why was Jimmy Nail even in this film?

    For those who didn’t notice, he was the geordie in the warehouse bit.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jonah-Falcon/525044162 Jonah Falcon

    17 times, not 16.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jonah-Falcon/525044162 Jonah Falcon

    17 times, not 16.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jonah-Falcon/525044162 Jonah Falcon

    17 times, not 16.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Clifford-Andrew-Tworkowski/1650164977 Clifford Andrew Tworkowski

    18:20, NOBODY TOSSES A DWARF!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/LegaultTheDragon Matthew Alexander Phillips

    spoony missed the obvious joke from captain america where lee said in any other situation we could have been friends

  • William George Sayers

    She throws Salacious Crum at his face, WELL THAT’S WHAT IT IS! ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    Did anyone else notice that Frank Lloyd Wright’s Ennis House appears in this video. It was also used in Blade Runner. You can recognize it’s distinct tiles at 8:02.

    • Anonymous

      As a side note, Catherine’s apartment from the game ‘Ripper’ features similar, but slightly different looking tiles.

  • Nikola Šuša

    I know it’s old review but anyway – The original vampires were looking like werewolves. The vamp myth came from Serbia(it’s near Romania/Transylvania), and in the stories like ‘Vampir Sava’ they are clearly presented to be as hairy as wolfs.

  • radarkat

    “Werewolf Robert Picardo?”  Damn you Hair Club for Men!

  • ramses ijff

    This must be one of my favorite versions of the intro theme to your videos, but I don’t think you ever used it beyond this video.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Eric-Warren/100000675505164 Eric Warren

    there is a new movie with reb. Its called ” Night Claws.” its on imdb with frank stallone

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/FVXBB7A75OZMR7C2OV35KPTHIE Billy R

    He leaned pretty hard on those rifftrax jokes in this one.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jacob.riley.737 Jacob Riley

    OMG Dog Soldiers !!!

    My most favorite werewolf film of all time…..spoony you my friend are a legend :D

  • http://twitter.com/Jesseraygarza Jesse Garza

    Nice tits!

  • Joe Mamma

    Are you ever going to do a Manos: the Hands of Fate review?

  • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.zeman.1232 Brandon Zeman

    love the fact that he went to hobgoblins…

  • http://www.facebook.com/hank.kennedy.5 Hank Kennedy

    Love the Big Trouble in Little China reference.

  • http://twitter.com/nymphonomicon Doctor Madness

    According to imdb, Christopher Lee apologized to the director of The Howling for appearing in this film. The man is pure class…

  • http://www.facebook.com/paul.veitch.90 Paul Veitch

    Another film with a character named Spoony: I, Robot.

  • NeroAngelo

    Please, the only thing that can contend with the will of Sauron & make it look like a bitch are the mixture of pure awesome manliness that is REB “Big-ass MOTHER FUCKER” BROWN

  • Xeros612

    You’d think a movie sequel would be able to get some footage from its own prequel, instead of having to fall back on some college film class remake of a scene.

    This movie seems like such a waste of Christopher Lee, but at least Reb Brown gets to be, well, Reb Brown in it!

  • NeroAngelo

    if you count night claws, that makes 3 horror movies Reb was in

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